/biz/ - Business & Finance

pump it up let’s go

let the bears have their moment, they've been taking the recovery hard

>>18206641
you're shootin blanks sonny

I guess the collapse is confirmed now.
No turning back

>only -0.5%
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
LMAO BEARS ARE PATHETIC

Reminder that all of the volume will be in the last 30 minutes

Reminder we will hit 290 by EOD

How the fuck do I learn options? How do you bull chads even learn what to buy calls on??

>>18206671
Based

>>18206661
inb4 powell gets the toner replaced at 3:50.

>>18206652
>recovery
Oh yes i remember when economies could recover with nothing open and everyone at stay at home orders. We are definitely "recovering" here.

Activate Phase Four.

>>18206652
We got fucked so hard for three weeks, now it's their turn.

>>18206678
google you lazy shit. also khan academy in the OP has some videos

>>18206678
>newfags fomoing into calls
Local top is in

Hope you bought that dip on Boeing. Made some gains this morning off yesterday’s.

guys im retarded
when I buy SP500 on Borsa Italiana do I get charged the 30% US tax on my dividends or some Italy tax?

>>18206612
We're dumping to 200 by eow

rate my strategy

>>18206678
Read investopedia. Read tastyworks. Read books. Lose your money anyway.

>stock market starts going up
>all my long picks begin crashing
>my calls are crashing
?????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

im going to put more into oil/gas when this comes in...i hope i dont regret this a year from now

>>18206609
apart from the liquidity issue (not a real problem because i'm not dropping more than a dozen thousand in the stuff), would i be particularly jewing myself by buying an Irish-established "QQQ" etf traded on the french stock exchange

>>18206678
Just buy SPY options else you will get fucked by the spread.

>>18206717
Both if your government doesn't have a double taxation agreement with the United States.

>>18206612
>Expect DOW 25000 this month.
ahaha yes the coronavirus will just fade and die off in the next coming 9 months, surely we will be prepared...

>>18206612
The 8:30 and 1:30 repos are always fun, the only time where when the index consolidates towards a support, it will still pump.

>>18206627
Why not hold sqqq for more than a day?

>>18206733
you'll regret staying on robinhood

RTN, KOS, CGC will all be on the bullrun?

>>18206738
Look at expense ratios. Possibly at tax laws too.

>>18206671
absolutely, I'm glad that there's a vaccine and that the lockdown has ended

>>18206743
but shouldn't I be charged just once since SP500 is only US based?

You're reading the marked upside down, idiots
This is clownmarket now

>>18206774
>lockdown ended
>vaccine
BEARISH

How to buy stocks? I'm done with crypto where a literal whore is managing funds.

>>18206700
this isn't fucking funny anymore
>>/biz/thread/S17858543#p17860240

>>18206549
People MOVE to such countries! Incredible

>>18206758
contango rapes u more the longer u hold it

>>18206751
heh DOW will be 32k by the end of the month. It's the Chinese year of the bull don't you know?
prepare for bears to be BTFO.

>>18206774
What a nothingburger! Who actually thought this would be serious? Watch DOW moon tomorrow!

>>18206786
us stock market is the biggest shitcoin out there

WHO ELSE IS STILL HOLDING SQQQ CALLS

>>18206728
You made a 7 call on USO that expires in three weeks

>>18206803

>it's actually the year of the rat

Plague was always imminent

>>18206811
I don't know when to get rid of my bags.
I bought 10 shares at $25...

>>18206738
Probably because expense ratios are high on ETFs traded in Europe. I think the only "cheap" ones are SPY equivalents but even those cost 0.10%.

>>18206811
$21 here

ahh, remember the days of $30?

>>18206820
i have a few that expire in 2022 i just got that one as a cheapie yolo

>>18206811
27.32

Saw it go to 30 and didn't sell

rake my portfolio

>>18206776
Your dividends will be taxed at the point of the issuing entity in the US no matter what. Depending if you have a double tax treaty with the US, and if you have a W8-BEN form with your broker, that tax will be equal to your country's tax. Otherwise its 30%. Then you have to declare those divies with your country each year. They might not be taxed, if oyu have the treaty or they might be if you dont.
t. Euro

>airline and cruises going up
>entertainment and tech going down

we're getting trolled arent we

>>18206848
>COW
Bullish

>>18206848
If you sell it all now you'll be fine.

This is the bottom

>>18206803
BUY SPY SIRS
SPY TO 350 EOY
SPXL TO 50 EOM
SIRS PLEASE TO BE DOING THE NEEDFUL

>>18206811
You should be fine if your expiration is at least 3 weeks out, bulltrap is on the verge of collapse.

>>18206839
$28, brother

Look at that big red dong on SPY.

>>18206868
You buy airlines because you buy with the government. You don't buy shit that might actually go bankrupt.

>>18206889
zoom out

>>18206879
I dont think it is an intentional bulltrap. it's just the fed being a retarded nigger

>>18206899
You first, zoomer.

What happens if I sell deep OTM puts on SVXY and it goes to 0 from a fund termination clause like XIV?

>give up and buy in
>immediately drops
fuck

>>18206864
I'm euro too
ok, so let's assume my country has double tax treaty with US but not with UK
let's say I buy SP500 through London Stock Exchange which is based in UK
but I live outside both UK and US
will UK tax me too and then my country?
if I didn't have double tax treaty then I would get taxed thrice? (first US, then UK and then my country)

I'm going to sleep. I'm going to dream of DOW 15k.

Cmon SPY pamp

Also why is TSLA up?

are there any stocks or ETFS that track oil price that arent being liquidated next week? i know UWT and WTI are kill

If this a new Great Depression? God I hope so. It does trouble me that now fags in the government know some shit about the economy and probably read some Keynes too. They won't let it happen will they bobros? I just want to short the market to oblivion, earn enought money to buy some property and slaves and live as a neet happily after.

Considering the money printed now won't just be given away for free, what country will we invade to "pay the debt"? Also, what stocks should we invest in before it happens? Strongly considering not only american but one or two russian companies aswell since they will obviously supply the other side like always

>>18206929
you're gonna need a coma to wake up to that. Have patience.

>>18206934
Oil down is bullish for TSLA, clown market.

I give up. I'm gonna liquidate all my short term positions and go on a bender.

I'm thinking about buying SQQQ

I want to get 50 shares at 18.75, what do you bros think?

>>18206937
Source on them being kill?

>>18206717
You should be buying IUSE, distributed dividends are a meme

>>18206654
>-0.84%
It's over.

>>18206612
Really loving this birb, aren't we?

He likes them :OO
CAG is rated BUY

>>18206934
TSLA trades on fantasy. Fantasy is a good place to be when reality is bad.

>>18206957
I get paid out dividends anyway even on accumulatings etfs because my broker doesn't have DRIP

>>18206943
>what country will we invade to "pay the debt"?
Venezuela is the low hanging fruit
>stocks should we invest in before it happens?
Defense stocks

>>18206835
appears to be 0.3 compared to the qqq's 0.2.
potential exchange differences (and risk incurred by holding foreign currency denominated assets) included, it won't be breaking me desu

Why did the ftse boom at the end of business today?

market begins dumping the day after 4k worth of puts expire worthless. real fucking based

papa mnuchin will keep our equities safe

>>18206837
What the fuck. Do you have any idea how options work?

>>18206787

>>18206954
Im all in 4k sqqq. This Crab market is shit though. Unironically it's just gambling, market could pump or dump at any notice. I'm just praying this last pump was FOMO bulltrap, otherwise I'm selling by friday if we crab till then.

>>18206975
BULL

>>18206975
HE'S STILL DOIN IT!!!

Chik-fil-a tried to take him out, but they can't keep him down!

>Venezuela's literal last source of meager income is their oil
>that is now getting cancelled

Has anyone checked on this country? Are they all dead yet?

>>18206927
It doesn't matter at which exchange you buy. In your example it especially doesn't matter because UK has no withholding tax anyway.

And just like that, SPY is never going below 260 again.

>>18206903
Maybe, maybe not, but the indices have been pumping on low volume, trending lower, and on only bad news. I don't think this will last, the fed has a daily limit of 30bn, so when panic selling sets in, they won't be able to make up for the losses.

>>18206986
I'm calling bullshit on that. The fund literally does not distribute shit, the dividends are priced in the NAV.

t. Euro with Degiro

>>18207008
Nah dude sell that shit by tomorrow if shit doesn't crash

>>18206934
Because why not. TSLA is a strong company led by their genius CEO.

>>18206956
they announced it about 2 weeks ago. They are deleting UWT and DWT by april 1 or 3 i think.

Go here and check out the new press release:
https://www.velocityshares.com/etns/product/uwt/

>>18206987
>Venezuela is the low hanging fruit
Ive been waiting for that one. Trump had the other president who won the election over at the state of the union. Wondering at what point his vocal support for it means more than just that and guys start dropping bombs in Venezuela.

>>18207019
And their closest ally Russia was in on the price collapse.
Feel bad for them, but that's the price of Socialism.

>>18206927
The UK lets you have 10 or so thousand pounds an year of tax free dividends. My country would tax me on any dividends from abroad that werent taxed already by a treaty country or are taxed at a lower rate than our domestic 10%. You have to check your own laws, but its probably something similar. I believe you are usually taxed in the country where the company/ETF is headquartered, so triple taxation is pretty much impossible.

>>18206943
LMT, GD, RTN, NOC, KTOS, UTX

I wish orbital atk was still traded.

>>18206787
uh, bros?

>>18207019
You know those jerry rigged subs the Coast Guard keeps catching that have tens of millions in cocaine?

>>18206973
I like the owl birb too.

>LCI getting fucked after good news
>price is worth less than book value
>was up 6% pre market and then in the first ten minutes of trading had like 7k volume

Priced in

>>18206731
You’re getting fucked by theta decay or ivcrush

how carefully do i have to be about being flagged as a daytrader if I typically like to hold for 2-3 days during this market?

>>18206941
Could be. It wont happen overnight or over a couple months though. Whats priced in now is a couple months of lockdown & everything going back to normal by summer, which will probably happen. But will we get another surge in the fall & need to go back to lockdown for several months next winter? And the following winter? And the following winter... until we finally get a vaccine? Will these lockdowns happen multiple times over the next couple years & become the norm? If so, yes the depression will be epic

>>18207067
Ah I can't wait to finally own a home

>>18207067
The day of the rope for landlords or landlord proxies is at hand

>>18206943
LMT, GD, RTN, NOC, KTOS, UTX

I wish orbital atk was still traded. There's BAE, but not keen on it.

>>18207040
well if that's the case, the accumulating etf should at least have a higher performance in price but it doesn't seem to
accumulating and distributing etfs appear to have the same performance with distrubuting etfs paying a dividend on top
check the charts and compare their performance without including dividends, they're the same from my research
>>18207021
so what determines which country I pay tax in? (not counting my own)

>>18207067
>super hosts
good, fuck them.

>>18206996
Nothing's dumping lmao

Hmm, I should have bought CSSE

>>18207046
God fucking dammit. What about WTI?

>>18207030
Closing at/above 262 is the real test this week imo @_@
>>18207018
His alliance with PZZA protects him, why didn't we listen when the papa told us about the Day of Reckoning

>>18207067
Good, those likes deserve it for driving up rent

>>18206678
this post is a major bear flag, don't fuck it up bulls

>>18207062
>>18207001
I'm not following. Does Phase 4 mean something?

Sold my USO today and bought a shitload of HAL and SLB instead. Did I fuck up?

>>18207062
>>18206787
what are you tryin to tell us?

>>18207067
LOL
The mortgage defaults will begin soon.
Nobody is talking about this.

>>18207078
Don't make more than one intra-day trade. You can buy today, sell tomorrow. You can buy ten things, sell all ten tomorrow.

>>18207056
>I believe you are usually taxed in the country where the company/ETF is headquartered
is there any way to check where they are HQd? I spent a lot of time googling that for many ETFs and couldn't find shit

>>18206758
Fucking people dont know shit. You can safely hold an inverted triple leveraged ETF for 100 days easy before you risk any decay

>>18207067
BASED

>>18207067
I get a cheap house now? Yay!

>>18207067
Lol, this is horse shit. The profit margins on AirBnB are so good you can cover a year’s mortgage in 4 months.

>>18206996
>dow -150
>market dumping
not quite

>>18207067
>assuming that airbnb and its landlords collectively own $19 trillion dollars worth of land
I'd be suprised if they owned even $1 trillion in land, and the 2008 crash involved $19 trillion in credit defaults. So good fucking luck making it as bad as '08 retard

>>18207087
Same desu. I’ve been stashing cash for 2008 part 2

>>18207119
$20 crude is going to be the market top for the next 6 months

>>18206872
>pale white girls in black
I must breed

>>18207041
Alright maybe, tomorrow or thursday. If the crab lets me lick my wounds with a semi dip so i can break even I'll take it at this point.

>>18206811
Lol just bought in the bottom at 18.50 a share

>>18207106
if you dont like it buy your own place and charge a low rent

Another bear trap another pump. Bears should wait for the housing bubble to pop it's not going down otherwise.

>>18207111
>>18207120
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1245000074167541761

>>18207155
Are you an ultrabear?

>>18207151
Good thinking. You'll thank yourself later.

t. had multiple opportunities to exit SQQQ and didn't take them

>>18207067
WHAT DO I SHORT

GOOG is underpriced right now

look at it vs fb / other top ads

look at it's 5m vs everything else tech

GOOG GOOG GOOG

>>18207164
>operate at a loss because kikes wont rent their property to locals
Not falling for your Jewish mind games

>>18206787
>>18207062
>>18207120
>>18207178
Phase 4 was here all along, brahs. We're all gonna make it.

>>18207178
Mitch McConnell just shut it down! Lol! No more gibs!

>>18207178
He's getting set up to pull an FDR.
He knows it's gonna get bad.

>>18206973
For me, it's Salamandra

>>18207148
based black man

>>18207178

>>18207199
We could hit record unemployment. Advertisers have a lot of downside that is not priced in.

>>18207192
The American economy? But seriously big banks should be good. These are the guys that let money to those fags. Look at BAC, WFC, C, JPM for instance.

Why are my SPY puts pumping now? Vix and SPY are crabbing

>>18207199
I don't like posting too many of my picks here

GOOG is fucking free money right now. It's stupid as fuck, even scion capital owns this stock and it's at this price relative to other tech / ad plays

>>18207125
https://www.justetf.com/uk/find-etf.html?groupField=index&index=S%2526P%2B500%25C2%25AE

Those are S&P tracking EU ETFs. On the left you can filter by domicile (place of HQ). Unsurprisingly they are all in Ireland or Luxemburg.

>>18207192
Every financial company.

>>18206811
26.70 here, I gave up this morning and cut my retard losses at 18.20
The only thing I hate more than myself is /biz/

>>18207230
Stop posting thots

>>18207223
still underpriced

I'm not saying it's going back to 1500 this month, but it's gonna rise off these lows: see FB

too much engagement

>>18207059
>tfw missed LMT below $300
feels SHIT

>>18207064
I liked her eyes!
Like the eyes on the succubus qt!

>>18207125
Look at first letters of the ISIN. IE is Ireland for example.

>>18206999
Do you have any idea what LEAPS are??

>>18207243
Buy high, sell low. The /biz/ way.

>>18207231
>>18207255
so I do get taxed thrice if they are domiciled in Ireland/Luxemburg? (US at source, Ireland/Luxemburg, my country)

>>18207230
So free money if you buy as a stonk or an option?

>>18207178

fucking based

I unironically will vote for Trump in the next election

>>18207230
That's a man.

>>18207278
I did both. calls and stock

>cant sell because of artificial pump
>cant buy because of artificial pump

>>18207219
just saw that one last night, good shit.

>>18207251
That's a man.

>>18206698
umm this is about the stock market honey, not the economy. as of last week those are two unrelated things.

>>18207178
Maybe the real Phase 4 was the bulltraps we fell for along the way.

>>18207295
should have made your bet earlier, now u gotta wait 8 years til the next market crash cycle

>>18207293
So I don’t have that much money put in being new to this. Calls on goog makes sense to me cause it’s fucking google and they aren’t going away. But do you think it’ll go much lower still? The other anon is right about unemployment and this virus is nowhere near over. Do you see it going below 1.1k?

>>18207273
No, you get taxed at the source of the security and at your country of residence.

>>18206980
This. Tesla = hope. I don't think people care that the next model will get delayed. If anything it was probably already going to deliver late, and this just provide a free excuse to basically delay as much as they want. That's what the oldies don't get about Tesla, nobody cares that they aren't on par with Toyota or whatever today. The game is owning the entire automated driving field years down the line. Tesla already touched 900, and will probably break 1k again even if not for years. Literally nobody cares what the company is doing right now, in fact I prefer Tesla nothing burger dips. "Omg Musk smoked weed on Joe Rogan! Old money abandaon ship and take his company away!!!". lol boomer fuddies literally giving me free buy in points every 3-4 months. I have made the bulk of my stock money buying and selling Tesla over and over. Long term this is good for Tesla. Lets them basically delay their launch and an automated AI taxi drivre doesn't give you 2020 AIDS.

>>18207199
yeah.. I agree

>>18207178
You know what, Bernie has proven time and again that he is a betacuck who will fold at the slightest of pressure. Progressives unironically have more to hope for in Trump than any one of their candidates.

Trump will make America "great" (socialist) again lmao.

>>18207178
With crude this low asphalt is basically free. It really is time for the infrastructure bill.

Alright boys, are we dumping or pumping EOD? My bet is dumping.

>>18207119
You in it for the long haul?

>>18207178
NO DOOLAAAAN PLEASE NO MORE PHASES

>shitlibs have believed the stock market was totally disconnected from reality since jan 2017 because they genuinely believe the president is an actual retard
did i just explain bearposting
did i fall for rachel maddow long term cope by buying spxs

>>18207352

I'm not even super mad about spending public money on public works. If there's one obviously mutually beneficial thing to blow tax money on... it's this.

>>18207353
https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/domestic-market-operations/monetary-policy-implementation/treasury-securities/treasury-securities-operational-details
The Fed is still buying securities

>>18207199
>get your casket here! 1+1 on all caskets!

>>18207335
and how do I determine the source of the security? if it were Ireland then I would get taxed thrice because US charges 30% no matter what before I even get the dividend, right?

>>18207136
Do a little research into the corporate debt/bond markets they are a fucking house of cards. This has the potential to be way way worse than 2008 and this time it's not joe 6 pack with a mortgage he cant afford its huge corporations who are overleveraged to the tits with a ahit load of debt

>>18207353
At 3:45 the answer will be clear
Are we up? Then last 15 minutes dumps
Are we down? Then last 15 minutes pumps

Ez.

>>18207121
LEMME BUY. FUCKING BOOMERS AND GEN X. LEMME BUY A DAMNED HOUSE.

>>18207346
>socialism means government spending
get the fuck out of here reddit

If all your bobo puts came back to 80-90% value, would you sell as insurance or ride them all the way down the bear trap? Assuming you bought during/before last week.

Druggie fairy <3
>>18207254
>sold my NOC at 363
wew still have time

Should I dump my F? It's looking like it's going to fall further.

>>18207353
With the volatility today, it's an obvious EOD fed megapump.

>>18207353
Seriously what money is there to make if it pumps from -1% to 0.

Should I all into GUSH and hodl? When will oil recover?

>>18207328
I got 60 rdsb at 22 and 40 xom at 33, still have half my equity available but this is just unfair

>>18207397
Look at the first letters of the ISIN. IE is Ireland for example.

If you buy an ETF domiciled in Ireland the US don't tax you because you don't own any US based securities. The asset manager in Ireland does, but not you.

>>18207328
what am i looking at here?

Upcoming ex-divy dates - noticed anon's pic is off
ABBV 2020-04-13 00:00:00
HRL 2020-04-08 00:00:00
JPM 2020-04-02 00:00:00
T 2020-04-07 00:00:00
VZ 2020-04-08 00:00:00

>>18207418
I’m waiting for $4 F to buy in. Feelin’ cute, might sell some covered puts.

>>18207427
fed doesnt pump EOD, algos sell everything

>>18207178
>Infrastructure Bill
Its a make work program, 30 guys with shovels doing what could be done with one bulldozer

>>18207397
The entity that pays out dividends to YOU is the fund, which is HQd in Ireland, so basically an Irish company pays you divvies. How does the fund gets their money is not a concern to you as far as dividend witholding tax goes.

>>18207375
Trump already won the election. There is literally nothing that they can throw at him. Corona took out his epic bull economy and try as they might, they can't blame him for corona. At best "w-well we could've done MORE EARLIER!" And he can outright decline the debate and just say "I have a country to save, go jerk off in the corner or something"

We crab market now?

>crab market

>>18207214
Republicans will become the new left party.
We Nazbol now

>>18207375
>in 4 years markets go up 60% for literally no reason whatever
>An average 15% gains
>reality
Ebin.

Looks like I'm out lads.
This market makes absolutely no sense right now

>>18207282
kill yourself instead.

if you still support this inbred at this point you are beyond deranged and brainwashed.

he says good thigns then does the most reprehensible shit any other president would have been impeached/prosecuted for.

Amazing how all these dumps and pumps are so low volume. This dump right now is like 2m at most. People are really fucking scared of free money.

Is it worth getting into stocks for making money, if you don't have thousands to throw at it? I made 43 dollars profit today off selling my INO stocks at 8 something from a 6.23 buy in with 100 dollars. Felt pretty good.

>>18207417
Based smg, not posting flat lolis for once. PSA: Bring back thicc mommie Corona-Chan. Delete pedo version.

>>18207437
>direxion
anon ...

>>18206943
hopefully we gass china after forcing the factories to relocate here

>>18207464
Mass sell off algos are extremely bullish.

>>18207495
if the market makes no sense, just make nonsensical trades at this point

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I TRIED TO BUY TO COVER MY GODDAMN KO PUT YESTERDAY!!!

>>18207376
You don't know that until we see what's in it. If we finally modernize the fucking grid I'd be glad to see it.

>>18207466
This seems likely, but also a porkbarrel project to funnel money to Trump's pals in construction. Gov't at it's finest.

>>18207375
Have we gotten back above the levels of his inauguration yet?

>>18207417
She's the fan favorite, but every episode since then has had a new bestgirl.

Grimes has good taste too.

>>18207458
kinda wanna dump ABBV
Anyone know what their debt and FCF look like? If they have any major debt coming due anytime soon?

I lost 400 bucks of my initial 1k investment and I'm playing the slow goings game now

>>18207482
oh i fully agree, ive been 100% in the tank for trump since august 2015. im just saying i have a sneaking suspicion im holding a SPSX bag with a lot of shitlib retards and suddenly feel uncomfortable about the people in the short boat with me
>>18207494
are you a leftist tranny
thats what the market does when obama isnt strangling it with retarded green new deal tier "environmental" and "racial justice" shitlib wishlist regulation

>>18207512

I think it's the opposite. Says a lot of dumb shit but has had the best concrete policy in decades. Stronger borders, stronger trade protections, lower taxes, no new wars, can't complain. It's just hard to listen to him speak sometimes.

>>18207529
>takes out loan and goes all in AMC

>>18207529
I don't know dude. You have to pay commissions etc, so you're still behind when you just guess. Plus I'm not lucky.

>>18207290
HEY NEW FAG!
THE JOKE IS TO SAY THE OPPOSITE! ITS A FUCKING TRANNY SO YOU CALL IT A WOMEN!!!! CANT HANDEL IT? GO BACK TO /POL/ NIGGTARDED SCHIZO!

>>18207539
qt

>>18207516
Just keep putting in a little bit at a time and making smart, risk managed moves. You’ll build your snowball faster than you think.

>>18206998
wtf is this real? this has to be a shop how the fuck could a dude like that get a woman that beautiful

>>18207516
maybe. if you have $0 commissions, no tax reporting obligation and nothing better to do

>>18207482
>incoherent rambling about trannies and obongo

>>18207557
Too big to fail, literally priced in. Klack.

>>18207463
Smart, cash in on the drop buy before the rise. I guess I'll shave some F and pick it up at $4.

AND JUST LIKE THAT SPY WILL NEVER GO ABOVE 260 AGAIN

>>18207551
just remember the exact same people who complain about the wealth disparity gap increasing are also advocating for smashing the gas pedal on the importation of illiterate third world peasants

>>18206998
How does he do it, bruhs?

>>18207549
>reality

>>18207557
Makes no fucking sense, I'm in. 10x leverage.

Okay, buy signal on SPY. I'm going long.

>>18207466
CX
X

>>18207589
brrrrrrrr. That's how he does it

>>18207495
DEEP uncertainty
>>18207513
People are really fuggin scared of the fact it's basically impossible to determine fair value for equities and where we'll be in 1-2 months
>>18207539
Demon girl a cutie too, I gotta see the new episodes
>>18207519

>>18207019
>they still havent pieced it together

when will you faggots realize we colluded with our second greatest ally (saudi arabia) to bankrupt russia and the commie countries with oil as a economic weapon

Just bought two GOOGs.

>>18207458
I'm a bit scared so i'm going the dividend aristocrats. Want that guaranteed $$$

>>18207619
>colluding with Saudi Arabia to crash their own economy
ebin

be patient bobos

>>18207572
>how the fuck could a dude like that get a woman that beautiful
Power and money. Also the munooch seems like he might be really funny when drunk.

>>18207067
its a small percentage, the vast majority of speculative housing is just chinks who bought up shit and left it empty to resell in a year and hide gains from their commie overlords

>>18207451
>>18207470
well that fucking sucks, Ireland charges me 25% and US only 15% because of double tax treaty

>>18207565
you could put a gun to my head and I still would never call a tranny a woman.

>>18206786
>quits crypto only for one literal whore is managing funds
Don't know about crypto, but boy, you're in for a rude awakening if you think stocks is a morality safespace.

>>18206728
This has to be a larp

>>18206998
Pence looks like an angel.

>>18206803
absolute peak delusion

zzzzzz

>>18207651
actual companies dont tend to put women in charge, bullish

>>18206612
An hour after I sell SQQQ it fucking drops. I've been bagholding since last monday for fuck's sake.

... Do I buy back in?

>>18207650
>I still would never call a tranny a woman.
THATS THE FUCKING POINT FAGGOT!

>>18207551
your actually out of your mind if you think he has "concrete policy"

First off he contradicts himself almost daily about his stance and position on things.

Second his policies have been trash for 99% of americans.

> lower taxes
And higher insurance premiums and other costs because his policies allow rampant price gouging. also for the AVERAGE person, or person making below 200k you save, AT MOST 200$ to $2000 on taxes thanks to trump, in exchange for massive cuts to social programs that help people, cuts to the epa ect.

> stronger borders
set up mexican concentration camps but sure dude.

>no new wars
lmao literally almost started them, hasn't helped the fight in iraq either. literally a nothing burger.

We're a laughing stock amongst other countries, worker wages are not rising, our debt is out to pluto, and he wants to rob from people's social security to pay for heathcare.

this dude is objectively trash unless you make 500k - 2 million per year and own large parts of coal companies.

>>18207671
Learn your fucking lesson

>>18207634
It's doing a wedge, every single one of them in the last 7 days has ended in a vertical pump even on Friday.

Bears it is over...

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/31/washington-state-sees-20-percent-drop-hospitalizations-patients-coronavirus-like-symptoms/

>>18207671
you seriously want to get into this hell again?

Yes SQQQ weak handed faggots, we are waiting till you sell. Then we dump like crazy. Please do us a favor

>>18207672
filtered. imagine being a tripfaggot on and ID board.

>>18207667
Bro you’re a fucking retard in you think PEP LMT AMD were shortable because they put women in charge. You don’t know shit.

the winning sector is tech

if you look at how far something is fallen

reminder to increase techs valuation relative to everything else

it's winning hard from this

>>18207676
>higher insurance premiums
I don't think you paid attention at all to obamacare if you think it's donnie's fault premiums are high
I also don't think you understand the average person if you're gonna call a $2000 tax cut minimal
>mexican camps
they're all back in squatamala and mehico, sorry
>almost start wars
kek
>laughing stock
what an entirely shit post

>>18207199
GOOG or GOOGL?

>>18206733
why do you have VOO and VTI

>>18207658
...he really does.

>>18207127
That’s good to hear. Have sqqq at avg $22.54... just wanna sell at $30 at this point...

>>18207708
mere figureheads inheriting male built and dominated companies during the longest bullrun in history

>>18206786
You do understand that celsius is just a customer of link's oracles right? And that shes not managing link money at all? Holy shit you people are dumb

>>18207736
goog

>>18207708
There are always exceptions anon. That doesn't change the norm though.

Part of me wants to go all in on SAVA. Win or lose it all.

>>18207704
That's not a trip, newshit

>>18207702
I don't know how you held that during the giant, irrational surge this morning. But if you did, you have some steely-ass hands

TLT journey to the center of the earth has begun!

BULLBROS WW@???

>>18207752
That’s a long shot imo

>>18207727
lies and commits crimes every week.

stealing millions from taxpayers, this means nothing to you?

>>18207646
Such is life in the Merkelreich.

>>18207777
let's take a look at the wasteland

>>18207713
That's why BA and TSLA is rising!

>>18207741
was the first few stocks i bought when i start a year ago...just kept for the heck of it

>>18207521
Why

>>18207192
REITS, SPY, Banks.

>>18207704

>>18207782
so business as usual. the market will soar.

>>18207768
Just don't even look.

>>18207618
that's a hot corona, damn.

>>18207666
are you me?

>>18207676
>higher insurance premiums
claims are going up anyway. we're seeing more losses.
t. P&C fag
Unless you mean private medical, that's addressed by >>18207727. I think he's generally right, but i'm not too knowledgeable

>>18207754
No. Indra nooui and Lisa su are excellent managers. They could even make you a productive and successful individual if they were put in charge of your life, sad little /pol/cel/

I don’t know about Marilyn of Lockheed. She just left so let’s see how they do without her. Probably fine.

>>18207768
Today is the windowdressing day, I expected irattional movements

>>18206830
well they ate flying rats

>>18207676
low IQ poster detected. go back to your MSNBC propaganda channel

>>18207782
how delusional are you people
for the average person, he's pretty much kept all of his commitments despite massive pushback from both sides
>got rid of individual mandate
>tax cuts
>literally constructing a wall
>massive deportations and elimination of catch and release
>two supreme court justices and hundreds of federal judges
>slashing regulations, cutting federal jobs and departments left right and center

government is gonna steal shit anyways, at least its not a stated policy of his to take your money to give to poor brown people

anyways enough politics in this thread

>>18207458
Once I hit $100k I’m gonna redistribute my portfolio to this.

>>18207282
>>18207178

>delusional bobos think it's over
didn't even hit a daily low, we're about to rocket upwards

>>18207759
Sure. Most people aren’t capable of being good ceos, so of course most women aren’t either. It doesn’t really matter to me if 1% of men make good ceos and 0.1% of women do, it’s already such a small pool.

might be looking at a EOD pump bobros

>>18207812
The market is gonna get ROYALLY fucked whehn you realize that fed pumping wont make up for the massive income inequality and people not buying shit anymore because they can't afford to as costs rise but wages dont. republicanism is the plight of the working class

>MIGA boomers are swarming /biz/ now.
/pol/ was a mistake, I would rather post with redditors.

>>18207458
What does the red text imply?

>>18207903
>>18207903
>>18207903
new

>>18207898
why not? Trumpbux to the people and pumps to the market, everyone is happy. Return to work by easter.

>>18207892
Nice. I didn’t get to buy enough DRV

>>18206975
looks delicious

>>18207908
he is just watching those stocks and doesn't own them

>>18207873
>literally constructing a wall
lmao what wall

>massive deportations and elimination of catch and release
does nothing for the economy, only for ethnostate racism

>two supreme court justices and hundreds of federal judges
Okay and? this is doing literally the bare minimum, also its not even him, its mitch mcconnel doing all of this.

>slashing regulations, cutting federal jobs and departments left right and center

And this is good how? What regulations did he remove that were good for workers, specifically? Cutting EPA regulations only helps bottom line profits of companies, not people, we get the short straw.

You seem to have forgot though.

>taken millions and millions of tax-payers dollars and funneled it into his own business and relatives bank accounts
>commit tax fraud
>get impeached
>fuck over poor people
>fuck over our clean air and water
>fuck over workers

>>18207780
Oof. I mean I’m definitely not selling unless I at least break even...

>>18206787
OH

FUCK

>>18207676
Gas yourself

>>18207355
Yes. I was worried contango was going to kill me on USO and these stocks were way down relative to the rest of the market. I just don't see them going bankrupt with infinite QE on the table so I moved out of USO

>>18206811
Is there any advantage to buying sqqq calls over qqq puts?

>>18207134
That's the thing, instead of leaving themselves any margin whatsoever they use 100% of it to get even more properties (because it operates like a pyramid scheme: the earlier you are to own, the cheaper it is, and when you reach a critical share, everything's fucked for everyone except you).

>>18207892
Nah, it will dump because fear of futures

>>18207066
I bought in at 6.17 because LCI guy. I sold at 7.90. Now the one stuck I want to buy at 8.50 just keep going up and won’t dip pisses me off.

>>18206714
Bro fuck off and kys already

>>18208232
They're cheaper

>>18207990
You're a cuck for not wanting ethnostate, shitskin.

What stocks are you buying while they're low?

>>18208822
Anything oil except for XOM and OXY.

Quick do i sell my calls at 33% loss and gtfo or what this clown market cant keep being propped up its going down...probably.

The regularly scheduled fake end of day pump. I wonder if the nornies have caught on.