/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18190505
-6% tomorrow

>>18190524
Your reasoning? lemme guess you invested your mums allowance into linkies

>3%

Lol

>>18190745
If I deposit 50k thats a 150 quid profit, not too bad lad

>>18190524
-6%? Why do you think it will be -12% tomorrow? If you are right and it is +14% tomorrow you will have some explaining to do.

>>18190786
Lol

>>18190536
Link is the future bitch not ketchup

>>18190833
Only batty boy onions boys are concerned about losing, I see why youre here. Im too fruity to be on this board I imaigne ill graduate very shortly.

My next buy will be 10k kraft heinz after the next dip

>>18190870
Link is literally for shilled basedboys that htink they can use mums allowance to live. Have fun trying to sell at the precise moment (less than 6 hours) when it peaks and then good luck keeping your shit together when link plummets to worthless

>>18190505
>he thinks trading is easy
bro 95% of traders lose more than win

>>18190893
When link hits 1000 I want you to remember those words you ketchup investing bitch

>>18190986
Its a good job im not a brainlet then. 80 percent of traders are dumb kids so thats a daft statistic.

>>18191051
id kill myself from a meth overdose if link even hits 10 dollars.

>>18191051
oH WOW, sorry man. I take that back. Link has made a whole *looks at chart* Loss since 1 year ago! Damn man..... I reckon youll be driving supecars in 3800 years time. Hopefully you live that long.

>>18191213
You forget bitcoin was once only a dollar didnt you? Perhaps you have been snorting that ketchup mr heinz

>>18191051
>When link hits 1000

>>18191300
I see, so youre a 'get rich off an already established get rich quick scheme'. I'd recommend goign to your local community centre on a sunday and buying into herbalife. all the best

>>18191348
I see so all those people who bought bitcoin at one dollar arent rich as fuck now?

>>18191406
You do realise for pyramid 'get rich quick' schemes to exist... you require the 'lucky few' in order to coerce the next generation of chumps?

What do you think happens at the local community centre when theyre selling herbalife? They all mention how theyve made 6 figures despite selling their soul to their mates for 20 dollars.

>>18191447
How about you shove that bottle of ketchup up your broke ass bitch. I cant wait for Link to hit 1k

vip gloves asx
current shortage of gloves world wide

>>18191594
when it happens come call me over ill lick the shit off your doorstep if link even hits 10 dollars. Good luck senpai.I hope you got a plan B, and a plan C, D, E ,F

Btw whats your plan Z? Mcdonalds are probably hiring

>>18190831
Kek

>>18191648
Fuck you. XRP is my plan b and one of these will make me rich

>>18190505
>>Be me
>>total stock noob
>>shove 1 grand into heinz kraft
>>up 3 percent
>>invested 50 grand more
>>tank 80% already
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>18191698
As long as you believe in the cards youll make it :) I think thats what yugioh teaches anyway. Fuck it, just do what you like lad, youll be giving some ivnestment banker their second yacht

>>18191706
this is how we are all BTFO

>>18190870
ketchup is a condiment that billions of people across the world eat

chainlink is imaginary numbers that a few thousand autists are deluding themselves into thinking matters.

>>18191120
I see big losses in your future

>>18190505
How To Stock Market
-pick ten stocks of big companies you know, vary the industries
-buy stock in these companies
-keep buying stock
-buy more stock if it goes down
-collect dividends
-sell OTM covered calls every month on stocks that are above your cost basis
-buy more stock
-never sell
-ever
-no