/biz/ - Business & Finance

>stocks still going up

>PRICED IN!

I don’t respect women, bros

>>18188770
buy $VOO nerds

BVLL BROS WW@

REPORT IN

I hurt myself today.

QUICK!!!! WHICH STOCKS SHOULD I GO ALL IN ON!!!?!?!?!

Another 20% loss for me today lads.

>>18188750
I think we're about two thirds of the way through a #4, but have lingering doubts that Jerome will ever let the market fall again

Down $30 today on my shorts but damn Brookfield is going fucking ham

tomorrow we feast

>my JBLU long is somehow doing worse than my joke JNUG hold
What

>HE'S STILL BETTING ON PVTS
REAL BVLLS GO CALLS. DIE DIE DIE, BOBO! DIE DIE DIE! DIE DIE DIE! HOAX VIRUS. HOAX LIFE. MAGA 2020!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem if I may have your attention

Fuck kikes, fuck Jerome, fuck Drumpf and fuck this clown market

Is this bullish?

>>18188800
SQQQ
SH
SPXU
SDS
RWM
SDOW

Good ETFs that track fast food, grocery stores?

Somethings not right lads, low volume on a lot of stocks yet they're pumping. It's the Fed isn't it? How hard is it going to crash if most sellers and buyers are just corporations and the Fed trading back and forth to pump it?

the Feds are buying literally stocks and mortgages now.
you can give up, bears. it's not going to dump anymore.

>>18188823
Post portfoilio

urgent reminder
There is ONE MORE DAY LEFT IN MARCH
Wednesday is April

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.62%, still moving a little slow compared to the ess and pee. No trades 2day, volume profile looking weird, VIX still high (and acting odd 2day), I'm confused as to what's happening. Closing above 260 is nice? I think I might get into trading futures, I killed it last nite papertrading. Let's all see how CSSE does on earnings!

>>18188802
literally we've gotta sit it out as bears, nothing makes sense, because the rules of the game no longer apply. and we're not retarded enough to become bulls.

R*ddit is officially btfo. The '''''''''crisis'''''''''' is over. You missed the bottom retards.

What should we expect tomorrow with rebalancing happening?

>>18188828
the fuck is this? food stamps line at boeing?

>>18188845
up like 2%-3%, too lazy to open my accounts up :p
might send some more money to my TDA sometime this week

hey bullbros, gonna ask again, I have Lufthansa 17.5e calls expiring in one year. Lufthansa is now at 8.7. With lufthansa at 20e I would have ~20x ROI, fuck even with it being around 15e, I would get 5,6x return by just selling the calls.

Am I going to make it??

make way for the BVLL

>>18188845
This has been a horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE week. Completely wiped out my gains holding puts until last thursday, then went negative 10%. Finally making some rebound gains. Finally some fucking green.

>>18188841
This is why we bvlls always win.

>>18188854
Jerome gets corona

>>18188845
Sat in cash. No buy signal on S&P because low volume. Oil not low enough that I want to knife catch for the quick bounce flip again. Precious metals not really showing me anything interesting. Natty gas doesn't good either.

>+34
Where is that retard that was trying to infer all shorts of things from 2 data points in Louisiana?

>>18188832
It's impossible to crash. And it looks like we'll avoid inflation too because the FED is buying on virtual money again.

This clown market is ridiculous

(+1,080.34%)
1-Year Change

>>18188877
>this has been a horrible week
>this is monday

I made so much money today. It was a good day, the best day I have had since the covid-19 crisis began.

>>18188888
very nice

SQQQLDIERS HOW WE HOLDING UP?

>>18188887
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS SO CLOSE

>>18188830
You don't want that. You want broad market index funds. Well actually you want quality companies, but if you have to go with index funds always choose broad market ones.

>>18188867
stimulus wont be easy on lufthansa because greens dont like them. very risky.

>>18188845
Ah, the daily cringe post,

what's with this fucking clown market holy shit

My positions are so crap and bleeding out, I want to kill myself, the only green I have is a toy position in Bitcoin.

Bull day
Bull of the day: SJM
Keeping cool in my S.C.P POOL

>>18188828:
I don't say it often but
Priced in.

>/smg/ sentiment for last two weeks has literally been apocalyptic
>thread suddenly full of bulls again
top confirmed, /smg/ is ALWAYS wrong

>>18188845
Well I made 1k on an opening trade on BA. Down about 21k on SPX puts I am DCA my way down on though. Market is poised for a hard sideways struggle with the Fed and stimulus pulling up and reality pulling down.
Anyone ever traded Forex? seems like the Big-Brain only club.

>>18188891
Bullish news.

Nothing matters anymore. Check out the volume...nobody is trading except FED and corporations.

It's gonna come back up

I think

>>18188933
>dumb anime faggot
bull run confirmed

>>18188845
I sold my WEN shares for a minor gain today and played around with a bit of TQQQ. Waiting for PLAY's Q4 earnings report so I can sell my shares, I regret I even bought that shitshow in the first place.

>>18188891
42%!!!

Is this real? Anons I think it's time I throw in the towel of looking for a job. I've been out of a job for months but I dont thimk my odds are even anywhere near as good as before. I have way more competitors now.

>>18188907
I was an SQQQldier once, they I took a 20% loss and said to myself I won't buy it unless futures are blood red

>>18188891
It's literally been this one guy spreading all of this negativity. I guarantee you he has short positions.

>>18188892
dude teach me

>>18188907
I can’t sell sqqq or my puts because I refuse to log into my brokerage account

>>18188792

>>18188942
my portfolio looks the same
what do you have?

>>18188848
Exactly this. I am done losing my ass off, just waiting now. There is no way in hell this is recovery mode, it is an impossibility. But due to infinite bullshit the market won't fall as it is supposed to. Nobody knows when it will, so what's the point in potentially losing even more money in the short term. Might as well just wait. The drop MUST come. All stocks are overvalued now considering the impending death and ever shrinking earnings with growing unemployment looming. This shit isn't priced in, by the end of this we are probably going to see over half of the dividend kings unable to pay up and we haven't even started on company's going out of business yet.

>>18188770
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B v l l . B v l l . B v l l .

This simple mantra will give you money. Infinite QE. Jerome, the master. Trump, our God. B v l l . B v l l . B v l l .

>>18188937
>Check out the volume
best chart visualizing the volumes of s&p and dow over the last months?

>>18188942
>That news
MRNACHADS VAXXING UP!

how long will it be before the goodwill pump to jnj breaks down completely and it tanks when people realize they aren't going to make money off a vaccine over a year in the future?

can i let it ride one more day?

>>18188934
All this stimulus should be cucking the dollar's value. I'd have already moved into yen.

>>18188770
I figured it out, guys. The way to succeed in stocks is to do the opposite of what any sensible human being would do.

>>18188907
I'm about ready to dump this fucking bag

>>18188963
MOOT

TOO COCKY

>>18188947
what kind of career are you seeking?

>>18188907
I'm praying for you guys
I sold Friday

>Bought some more SAVA today.
Roughly $6k worth of shares at around $4
Gonna ride the space elevator to heaven.

>>18188825

and based

Wut u mean dis jus overdoo correcsion fer a 10 yeer bullrun??? Bat flew suppos to die everywon!!!1!

>>18188800
JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG JNUG

bad news priced in
good news is not

>>18188963
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>18188947
are you a bartender?

>>18188977
all you have to do is buy good stocks every month
forever
it's very simple
most people end up messing it up because they try to get clever

>>18188907
This country is full of retards and too big to fail markets. I don’t even know why I bought.

>>18188993
what was the deal with that company again? i forgot the shill campaign

>>18188972
Yahoo always serves me well

The curve is literally flattening right now

>>18188972
Spy is what I was looking at. But I'm a retard who who knows?

Is the fact that I don't have a gf priced in?

So I guess the market has proven the DNC is full of shit about Corona. This shit is over. Corona is a hoax.

>>18188921
tourist

>>18188993
Why would you randomly post such a based picture?

>>18189011
If I remember correct, they were going to cure alzheimers so that boomers could remember which cruises they went on

>>18188963
Based MOOT

>>18188963
>>18188964

>>18188919
yeah, I hope in the worst case event (Germany in really bad recession, LHA not flying for 6 more months, something like that) the price will go a little bit up so I can at least break even by selling the calls.

thanks bro, what are your views on DAX in in the next 12-18 months?

>>18189015
Waiting for someone to mention this.

>>18188962
Too much SDOW and SQQQ. Incidentally I've been buoyed a bit by a couple SDC calls.

BA has too much leverage on Dow, it hurts.

>>18189044
who?

>>18189034
Because I knew there were equally based bro's out there to appreciate it, my friend. Just like you.

>>18189028
Why are we on social distancing for another month then. We are gonna be looking at 35 million jobless claims and the market went up 6 percent today

>>18188907
Why the fuck are you still holding? Hahahaha just sell nigger everyone else is already in calls. Do you like being poor?

>>18188891
>This clown market is ridiculous
Is it? Index behaviour is pretty standard for high volatility mode. For S&P I'm seeing possible melt up to as high as 2800 followed by some max snibby chop, or reject from current level in to more chop. Choppy chop chop.

please tell me i did not sell the bottom

tell me its going to be okay

you guys said dow was going to 15k, BOBO PLEASE

Spent the weekend studying some TA. Today I tried to put some strategies into practice and I literally lost money on every trade I made. Fucking hell.

how can we destroy this fucking bubble?

cut internetcables, bomb blackrocks alladin, cough in the supermarket?

LOL
Let's see this statistic after the "correction"

>>18188974
I'm looking MRNA

Who here trade forex ?

>>18189028
Then why doesn't Trump just undo the travel bans already and show everyone how much of a nothingburger it is?

Today I've learned the lesson of -
The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent

>>18189084
15k isnt even possible, 17k is the floor

>>18188951
But his name is bull

>>18188770
Revolution in China not priced in. The are asking Xi to step down.

>>18188907

>>18189101
Bear cope is so fvcking cringe. Go be poor somewhere else.

>>18189112
Yeah, he's certainly spreading a lot of shit.

>>18188888
imagine the smell

>>18189084
Don't worry fren, I sold at 19k. We both fucked up. We both gonna be ok.

I'm financially ruined.

>>18189120
zource?
unless I hear it from HK anon I don't believe it

>>18189084
literally nobody, not even top people, were expecting the fed to start buying literal stocks and whatever else to pump the market

Will the corona faggots finally shut the fuck up?

>>18188972
For S&P and I generally look at the e-mini futures chart and SPY for a consensus. Dow futures and DIA for dow.

>>18189071
Fair enough

>>18188770
>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/25/former-fed-chairman-ben-bernanke-sees-very-sharp-recession-followed-by-fairly-quick-rebound.html
Oh fuck guys, this is bearish as fuck!!!!

OH NO BULL BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY!!!!

>>18189084
At least you didn't short the bottom like these retarded bobos. You still have money to buy back in.

>>18189147
post it
:D

>>18189155
we're going to be drinking fresh 'ronas all summer

>>18189052
>Germany in really bad recession, LHA not flying for 6 more months, something like that
dann sind die komplett pleite. so viel kann der deutsche staat denen gar nicht rüberschieben. wie schon erwähnt auch aus politischen gründen, da LH pöse gegenüber klimer.
aktuell werden alle überstundenkonten abgeschmolzen und natürlich kreditlinien mit 90% risikoübernahme durch kfw gefahren. geht also realtiv gut. in virgina ist stay home order bis mitte juni. wenn es hier über mehrere wochen so geht dass die flieger grounded sind, dann müssen sie verstaatlicht werden oder die MA verzichten freiwillig auf ihre luxuskohle über kurzarbeitsgeld. es wird auf jeden fall eine sehr harte zeit. der einzige vorteil ist der lächerlich niedrige ölpreis. wenn der politisch durch höhere abgaben torpediert wird wegen >muh klimer dann wird das eine sehr knappe kiste.
>thanks bro, what are your views on DAX in in the next 12-18 months?
wir exportieren vor allem innerhalb europas. wenn es keine eurobonds gibt, dann wird das eine harte zeit.

>SQQQLDIERS HOW WE HOLDING UP?

>>18189147
a true /biz/itizens

>>18189168
"corona is contained"

>>18188947
the statement is real, but it's not what he believes is going to actually happen. the fed is intentionally fear mongering to make their future actions more palatable to the unwashed masses.

>>18188930
USO CALLCHAD REPRESENT


SEND FUCKING HELP
I targeted January - 10/16 might be too soon my dude

>>18189177
We'll be fine, market has plenty more room to fall before everything is said and done.

>>18188782
I guess you could say it's...
Priced in

>bulls get 10 years
>bears get 1 month
How is this fair?

>>18189096
>Spent the weekend studying some TA
Did you backtest your chosen assortment of stuff first? Cause you need to do that. It takes a while to fine tune a system to get better than coin flip odds.

>>18189168
>March 25

>>18189152
Google it

>>18189168
This is the most bullish news possible. This kike has been wrong about everything.

What would the markets be like in this event?

>SQQQLDIERS HOW WE HOLDING UP?

THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO AMZN

tell me you losers listened and bought tankers yet?

>>18189190
imagine if Jerome was the Fed Chair in 07-09
we'd be on mars with anime catgirls by now
Bernanke fucked us over bros....

>>18189218
Unironically priced in and bull market

>Another Congressmember Has Presumed COVID-19 Infection, Was Near Pelosi, Other Lawmakers Last Week

YES! KARMA YOU SLUT

>>18189218
The meteor would be priced in and nothing would change.

>>18189123
im bullish on your outlook

>>18189218
FED overrules SEC and straight up writes in numbers to make everything seem higher and pumping

>>18189204
>separates traders into bulls and bears
Never gonna make it permacuck

Just bred three women with the fat stacks of cash I made today. Imagine not being a BVLL.

>>18189219
I don't even care anymore. I'll let it ride and see if I get lucky

>>18189225
workers strike

So. Red Monday huh. On one hand I know this makes no sense, on the other I can't figure out how much clout the Fed is going to have

You have to be crazy to think SPY should be above 260. Absolutely fucked in the head. This truly is clown world. I need a nap...

What do you call this pattern?

>>18189225
Do you not know that the FED pumps AMZN and the Nikkei to prop the entire market up at critical moments.

Why are bulls so cocky? The Fed is literally digging us into an early grave with these purchases. There's no coming back from this.

>>18189225
seems to be a glitch, its happening to MRK, KO, MSFT and V

um... can anyone tell me wtf just happened to jnj?

>>18189232
wtf is tankers ?

>>18188686
oooooooooooooo

AND
WE’RE
BACK!!!!

>>18188845
Did okay, crawling back. Sold some mrk Added to short hedges. Not thrilled but am amused by today’s fat green.

Pretty sure I sold the bottom in MSFT and LMT. And trimmed the bottom in brkb. Shit sucks. But we’ll see, still haven’t checked in with Cio.

>>18189254
Pretty much same disposition here. I didn’t put that much in it and if it goes back up I’ll sell as soon as I get my money back

>>18189225
BROZOS BAES WE GOT TOO COCKY

BEZOS DECIDED TO RAGE SELL TO BUY THE WORLDS BIGGEST YACHT BECAUSE HE IS EXPERIENCING NATURAL MALE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION AND ITS MAKING HIM FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY

>>18189204
there were like 4 billion years that SPY was below 300
your time is up
our time is now

>>18189208
I can't find anything substantial, just articles from weeks past talking about the opinion of scholars. (and of course, there are similar articles going back for many years, none of them have any chance of actualization).

that's why I asked for the source in the first place

>>18189275
The FED's pump.

Yup!

>>18188888

>>18189290
>I didn’t put that much in it
I'm put 6k in lol fug

>>18189275
Your mom spreading her legs again pattern

>>18189279
sure there is. i'd buy a little gold tho

>>18189284
very large crude carriers. for transporting and storing oil. the only thing making a killing on overproduction of oil, so far.

>>18189232
I have USO and I'm wary about putting more money into oil, redpille me and give tickers

What percentage of your portfolio is in stocks guys?

>>18189218
they would start selling plots on the meteor anon, the world is ran by clowns

also anyone getting nervous with their 17/4 puts? got a few SPY $250 ones, but VIX seems to be contracting now.
my positions are getting tired and hedging won't do it if this continues. bagholding was truly a mistake.

>>18189216
>This kike has been wrong about everything.
I know bro but if he actually thinks we will recover that makes me really bearish as fuck right now....

>>18189176
hm, interessant und danke schön, ich kenne die Situation nicht so gut.

Darf ich noch fragen, bei welcher Bank hast du deines Depot? Ich soll nach DE bald umziehen, und meines Depot auch mitnehmen, ich suche eine gute Bank. Zur Zeit sind ING, flatex und comdirect meine Favoriten.

Reminder that IMF declared a global recession and we're still up. Recession is priced in because it's going to be short and why all stocks are floating where they are now (or floating higher).

With TD Ameritrade's API, could I make it so I can set limit orders for multiple stocks and whichever stock reaches the limit price first will be bought and all the other limit orders for the rest of the stocks will cancel?

>>18189275
Inverse head and shoulders

>>18189337
5

>>18188845
Down .5% today, crabbed a little bit but whatever. Had a few stinkers in NLY and IRM, but I was able to shave some food profit off and bolster them a bit.

>>18189281
https://www.jnj.com/johnson-johnson-announces-a-lead-vaccine-candidate-for-covid-19-landmark-new-partnership-with-u-s-department-of-health-human-services-and-commitment-to-supply-one-billion-vaccines-worldwide-for-emergency-pandemic-use

someone tell me amzn jnj and wmt are all just glitched right now...

>>18189332
SALT ?

>>18189333
frontline (fro). all the excess oil has to go somewhere. oil goes down, tankers go up. I also have hunter group, but pretty sure that one is only traded on oslo stock exchange

>>18189279
the Fed is buying cheap assets from people with weak hands
the strong hands of Jerome will make a tasty profit for the US government, and also save the economy at the same time
think about it

>>18189318
I went 2k in right before the rise on Friday so I’m not down a substantial amount, just want my money back if the Fed is gonna play stupid games.

>>18189204
Also they'll increase option prices in the name of IV or some other bullshit
How is the fair?
Bear revolution when?

>>18189309
based boomer sticking it to da liberal elites

>VNQ afterhours
Oh shit what

>>18189345
I'm nervous with my 240p 5/15 SPY, went all in with all 1.4k of play around money that I had.

>>18189337
10%. sold everything in february, getting back in slowly

>>18189236

>>18188888
Chekered

>>18189347
>Darf ich noch fragen, bei welcher Bank hast du deines Depot? Ich soll nach DE bald umziehen, und meines Depot auch mitnehmen, ich suche eine gute Bank. Zur Zeit sind ING, flatex und comdirect meine Favoriten.
dkb. depotführung kostenlos. orders ziemlich teuer aber für daytrading gibts ja traderepublic

>>18188792
Please hold off on buying VOO until after tomorrow so my credit spreads will expire worthless. Thank you.

>>18188829
imagine buying SH like a coward instead of SPXS

The only low volume here is SQQQ. Stop being so delusional about another crash. Bear market has already ended, fucking delusional retards.

>>18189204
>changes the rules midway and short selling is now banned in many countries, including Europe
How is this fair when the game is fucking RIGGED

At this rate we should almost fully recover in a few weeks and hit all time highs before the end of the summer. Based.

>>18189337
Like 5% and it's all gold miners.

>>18189218
Meteor is probably full of heavy elements and gold, extremely bullish

>>18189362
why do you have such a weird fucking request? you're going to have to code this on your end because no brokerage will offer this bizarre set of orders

>that SPY volume
bros.... even the last 10 minutes were weak

>>18189000
Is this a troll?
I’m a newfag. Why is the price so low?

>>18189405
Based

>>18189337
0%
I'm completely balls deep in Calls that I bought EOD that expire this week.
I lost 90% of my portfolio recently and this is the last trade I'd be doing. Will let it expire worthless if it does.

>>18189473
The price is low so you can make big profits!

wtf happened to KO?

>>18189463
Maybe everyone has already taken their positions and we're waiting to see what happens?

>>18189479
what calls

>>18189368
It's one after another with this vaccine shit.

>>18189447
Had you bothered to do research on how markets react in flash crashes and long term recessions you would know that QE and related measures to curtail the selling are no secret. Call it rigged if you want but the rules are common knowledge.

your fake r*ddit corona hoax has been revealed. Bullchads bought the bottom a week ago while you were browsing r/cuckold and now your bagholding SQQQ and SPY puts. lmao
.

>>18189496
What are you talking about nigger

What does "priced in" even mean

>>18189451
At his rate we only need about 2.5 weeks to recover completely since we are having 4 green days and one barely red in contrast to the 1-2 step we had in the bear market and the fact the dollar is up is amazing. If we are to inflate the bubble no reason to be shy about it.

>>18189463
What does the low volume indicate? Dead cat bounce right?

>>18189496
happened to AMZN and WMT too. fucking kike nigger clown market what the fuck.

>>18189096
TA is hocus pocus

>>18189000

YOU CAN'T EVEN BUY AND HOLD 3X LEVERAGED ETFS, THEY ARE ONLY MEANT FOR DAY TRADING OR IF YOU KNOW 100% FOR SURE THE MARKET WILL MOVE UP OR DOWN CONSISTENTLY.

CRABBING MARKETS WILL DECAY YOUR GAINS ON 3X LEVERAGED ETFS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BUY AND HOLD 1X ETFS. DAY OR SWING TRADE 3X ETFS. ITS FUCKING BULLSHIT BUT THAT'S HOW THEY'RE DESIGNED

PIC RELATED

>dood just print money haha brrrrr

>>18189518
the market maker already bought it way before you saw the news and there won't be any move that would be profitable for you.

>>18189507
you're using "common knowledge" incorrectly

>>18189107
>Trump
>removing travel bans without a court order
lol

>>18189530
No it indicates everybody holds no selling no buying. Your usual behavior for multi-year long bull market.

>>18189530
Decreasing volume with increasing price is generally a sell signal and the past 5 trading sessions have very clearly been exhibiting that trend (on SPY at least).

>>18189479
AHAHHAHAHAHAA that's terrific

VIACOM CHADS WW@??

>>18189459
I assume because you wouldn’t have enough cash to buy all of them, but you want to stuff your money into any of them if they reach attractive price points.

How red will tomorrow be?

>>18189225
>AMZN

be honest bros, how many of you would like to hodl AMZN but are too poor to afford the cost of 1 share?

>>18189550
Nah, common knowledge is just what separates noobs from the pros. Something, something, something about wisdom being able to learn from others peoples' mistakes over intelligence which is just learning from your own.

>>18189501
Spy

>>18189518
the news won't move the market, since it's already been considered

>>18189538
Frankly I've just been pulling all of my trades completely out of my ass and it's been mostly working

>>18189518
That the current price of something already takes into account the expectation that the 'priced in' event will happen.

>>18189337
about 25%

OKAY WTF IS GLOWING ON WITH KO

>>18189584
I can afford at least 10 you poor fag but shit that still is only ten...

>>18189575
realistically we are testing 300 spy tomorrow

>no professional or even deep insider can explain todays pump
not even a secret or joke anymore that feds are buying literal shares now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYZVwjsFlpM
Mannarino on suicide watch

>>18189421
vielen Dank, I hope you make it!

>>18189337
75% or so. was closer to 65% but i put some cash to work

>>18189337
0% I am cashed out

>>18189566
>ahh i see your problem, you think that this is a free market and signal apply

>>18189566
>>18189530
Greater fool theory being at work (theoretically). Fool thinks it's a good buy and is will to pay a premium but the "smart money" isn't biting

>>18189531
Lmao seething gamblers
Try investing dummy!

>>18189535
Oh shit I forgot! I swore I’d only fuck with 2x inverse ETFs and now I fucked up! I bought DRV!!

>>18189630
end of some of the higher pressure regulated forces may be tomorrow. watch out.

>>18189493
Fuck you

I'm going to get so much fucking money. The way to make money isn't to be bull or bear, but to be the crab.

>>18189531
Haha seriously man imagine going to the casino, sitting down at the blackjack table, hitting until you bust and then complaining that the black Jews did it to you!! You’re not learning anything hahaha

>>18189479
>>18189588
You fucking dead dude. Im going to buy SPY puts this week. The economy is beyond fucked and its NOT priced in until we hear about bankrupt business and massive foreclosures.

>>18189585
that's not what common knowledge is dude, it's a technical term in logic and philosophy and what you're thinking is not it

I really hope the bear market isn't over THIS fast. I'm gonna need a few months to generate income and buy cheap stocks.

AMARIN!

>>18189640
im not long on any of these. im 95% cash until earnings come out.
Nigger.

The FUCK is this?
>WMT
>KO
All of them

>>18189640
>stock market
>investing
>buying companies because you believe in their product or business

Ok boomer.

I think i aged 5 years in the last 6 weeks bros

Ended the month in the green, but at what cost?

>>18189678
maybe it's blackcock

>>18189674
what the FUCKKK LOL

>>18189678
robinhood glitch

>>18189456
fucking KEK

>>18189621
He has been wrong about Trump becoming president and he was too fucking stupid to look at Asia during times of outbreaks when they had SARS. They had a dip because they had to do what we are doing right now with the economic slow down and quarantine but they didn't just shit the bed with their economy.

Now we are all trading on a global scale because of Globalism TM and we are all just having to get used to it. Seriously fuck this guy he looks like he is dying of AIDS.

>>18189337
96%

>>18189695
No they're all doing that shit on yahoo too

>>18189688
>-65%
haha hehe

>>18189535

does any1 know if this is true for 2x leveraged ETFs or is it just 3x?

based Robinhood fucking up three times in a month

>>18189584
I held AMZN for a year and finally sold at 7% profit a couple of weeks ago.
I'm not entering that sideways-going no-dividend company again.

im going to open a new acc tomorrow on whatever brokerage and load up calls.

that way the market starts tanking again. you're welcome.

>>18189013
so were back to normal?

the last thing i've not touched is oil.. going to 10x leverage long on oil tomorrow
and everything i've touched reverses so...
expect oil to drop even more tomorrow

>>18189674
what do you use to watch the markets? i wanna catch big drops like that too :^)

>>18189715
Wdym

>>18189688
>>18189709
Can I ask you ass holes something? Everything we are doing right now is literally how Asia responds every time they have something like SARS going on and yeah their economies dipped during that period, why wouldn't that just happen now on a global scale since we are all stuck in Globalism for the world anyway with no going back.

>>18189621
he was completely unhinged in his video about US and russia forming an alliance. guy really thought this was da loominati making their move.

>>18189716
you think BABA would be a good alternative to AMZN?

>>18189664
>its NOT priced in until we hear about bankrupt business and massive foreclosures.
lmao. the lack of sophistication here should be expected i suppose. investors aren't going to wait until a business declares they're fucked, they are examining the credit lines being drawn and making a judgement call on whether or not the company will survive. that judgement is then PRICED IN to the stock.

here's one such headline crossing the wire;
Astronics It said it drew down $150 million from its existing line of credit and is in preliminary discussions with its agent bank around potential modifications to its loan agreement that may be required as a result of the COVID-19 impacts to the aerospace industry.
It is cutting its capex plan to $10 million for all of 2020, down from previous expectations of $22 million to $25 million. It has frozen hiring, suspended all wage adjustments and bonus programs and will cut workers.

>>18189734
thanks for the info, going short then

>>18189536
Ah yes. I always welcome good market advice from my friend and ally Donald J. Trump. Truly, he has led me to unimaginable wealth. All I had to do was listen and do the exact opposite, every single time.

>>18189664
Ok. Lets say we go up more, then hear about bankruptcies and foreclosures and sell off exactly to this same level. Would it be priced in then?

>>18189682
I prefer buying companies because you think everyone else in the sector will crumble and leave only one or two competitors, or buying companies that sell things people will pay anything to have. Also companies that make a lot of money and have very little debt.

Oh! And companies with products that cause diabetes + companies with products that treat diabetes.

>>18189008
This is too based for a quints poster. Are you new?

>>18189674
oh fuck

If not Robinhood, then what is a good app?

>>18189712
It's true for both 2x and 3x. However, 2x can be held for a decent length of time and does beat the index on backtest. It doesn't beat it by double but it does beat.

>>18189190
>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/25/former-fed-chairman-ben-bernanke-sees-very-sharp-recession-followed-by-fairly-quick-rebound.html


>handing out $500,000 loans to niggas on EBT wont seriously hurt the economy

thanks democrats!

>>18189218
tesla would be at $3,200 a share

>>18189674
Now that's a dump

>>18188888
Checkem

>>18189674
oppenheimer was right all along bros..........

>>18189743
The western world has never successfully dealt with a modern pandemic without vaccination. The eastern world deals with it every decade. Why do you think South Koreans killed the growth so fast despite barely any shutdown? Everyone thinks we can recover like the asians

They'll learn when the deaths spike to ~500,000 over the next month when the hospitals close. Gravity always catches up.

>>18189225
i told you to short amzn last thread because the strike

>>18189802
It's pretty much a bribe so that inner city ghettos don't take up arms and start Mad Max against their richer and more poorly armed neighbors.

Something odd happened. AMZN, KO, amongst other had steep drops aftermarkets and then a rebound. Probably a glitch but its weird.

Also AMRN got BTFO.

>>18189236
please do it corona

>>18189234
Yellen best Fed, that’s just a fackt and you can fuck off if you don’t like it.

We’d have a six-figure dow

>>18188907
I am sorry gentleman I couldn't carry the bag any longer had to cash out at19 from 21 fuck this clown market

https://brrr.money/

Is this really sustainable?

>>18189751
i don't know, staying away from both. if china would let amazon compete freely they would probably consume alibaba within a couple of years.

>>18189575
Extremely if you're colorblind.

>>18189854
they're not steep drops, they're just bad ticks reported by one of the many exchanges that feed data into the chart you're seeing. it doesnt mean anything

>>18189848
So you think the western world is too retarded to learn from them then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK1s9LlJJoo

Trump speaking soon

>>18189674
standing
on the edge
of the crater

i hope fat green bags anon moved to another stock lmfao

>>18189877
It was for 11 years why not more. The dollar has incredible power fighting off inflation.

>>18189674
OH FUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGG :D:D:D

>>18189877
If you’re such an idiot that you think that’s literally what’s happening, and you haven’t been paying any attention to the global economy, yes.

And if you’re not, then probably yes.

S&P death cross

get out tomorrow bullbros

>>18189911
>after-hours speech
Oh god brace for impact tomorrow.

>>18189945
TA and fundamentals don't work anymore when fed is buying shares (and selling them to themselves at higher price)

>>18189963
Do you actually think that’s what’s happening?

>>18189968
>>18189968
>>18189968


>>18189968
>>18189968
>>18189968


>>18189968
>>18189968
>>18189968

>>18189970
yes, and the USA is nearly last place in a race to the bottom. hence why it seems like we're deflating.

>>18189982
>>18189982
>>18189982
new

>>18189911
Ah shit.
Can we get a link that doesn’t give traffic to cable news or other shills?

>>18189949
trump could literally break down in tears and throw his shit at reporters and the markets will still go up

>>18189928

Fuuuuuggggg D:D:D:D:

>>18189970
it is what is literally happening. not explainable volumes, and untraceable sources,
and even top people don't know whos buying

>>18189743
>we are all stuck in Globalism for the world
i wouldn't be so sure, i think this will open up a lot of eyes to how bad China is

also this isn't really comparable to sars/ebola, it's much bigger

>>18189970
No point arguing with them, just take their money and let them flounder around.

>>18189890
yes goy, jut a bad tick. it doesnt mean anything

Anyone else's bullshit meter registering this one?

>>18189288
Sauce pls

>>18190019
You’re probably right.
I remember when I first got here I asked so many questions instead of just stating what’s happening like I understood a damn thing.

>>18189674
DO I BUY IT

>>18190006
I hate this webm entirely

>>18190056
ventilators are just pumps
it's not really that crazy

>>18190009
Yeah but lets be real that won't get rid of corporations hard ons for countries with cheap labor. I just feel like most other countries are going to think twice about doing business with China or most hilarious situation they force China to bail out the rest of the world for this shit.

>>18190115
>I hate this webm entirely
Why it capitulates fear perfectly, the walrus would have been better climbing back up instead of going down on such steep terrain...

>>18190174
I don't want to see a walrus get hurt or die

>>18190115
I used to use them as a paramedic.
There's a big circuit board and variables, plus batteries and FDA approval.
Redo the floors of these warehouses to assemble these, let alone make the parts, and pray there are enough sedative drugs, tubing, and personnel? No way.

>>18189911
What's the deal with Amerifags always emphasizing how great the US are and how much shittier everyone else is. What is this shit and why do they care so much?

>>18190117
nobody will be trusting China to bail anyone out ever again. they've known about corona since december, did nothing except import medical equipment for themselves (draining equipment in other countries), they've turned around shipping ships with already-paid-for medical equipment and now they've been busted in sending medical equipment that doesn't even work to countries.

corporations with hard-ons for cheap labor can move to india where they at least know english much, much better. china isn't even that cheap anymore from what i've heard.

>>18190213
Have you worked in manufacturing?
All the red tape has been cut, we're in a place where they just need to make products that work. Like in a wartime situation. And in general, we can usually get it done when we don't have to have years worth of meetings.
They're just making what they can, it's not going to be the mercedes benz of respirators but they can almost certainly make tens of thousands of working units.
As far as sedative drugs and nurses, who knows. I can't answer that part. But from a manufacturing standpoint, they'll certainly have enough tubing.

>>18190317
this anon is right.

Operations can easily move as fast as their bodies can carry them if they are not held back by regulatory, project planners, marketing, sales, etc.

people who get a kick out of getting things done go into manufacturing/ops

>>18189716
You could not have picked a worse year to hold

>>18190056
We don't actually need ventilators, it's a "feel good" piece of equipment. Once someone is put on a ventilator, there is a 95%+ chance they die anyways.

>>18189743
Western countries generally don't get plagues because they are hygienic and intelligent and don't eat raw animals. Corona is worse than normal though because of how contagious it is and how difficult it is to detect. Asia also doesn't value human life, so they just let these diseases run its course and die out.

>>18189674
FUCK YOU BAGGIE
GREEN BAGS STUFFING

FUCK YOU BAGGIE
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FUCK YOU BAGGIE
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FUCK YOU BAGGIE
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>>18190443
Luck of the draw. Amazon will probably do better this year and I still think they will grow a lot in 5 years but I've decided to shift strategy.

>>18190303
this. fuck china

>>18190288

Why do you care what we think.

>>18188907
>holding a triple leveraged not just overnight, but over several days of continued losses with no explicit expectation of near-future gains

I highly recommend not just buying what retards here advertise without researching it first.

>>18189664
>bankrupt business and massive foreclosures.
how? public corps are all big enough that they can sell bonds for unlimited money from the Fed now