/biz/ - Business & Finance

You best start believing in clown markets.
You're in one

trump speaking with putin today , sanctions will be lifted, brent will go up

PILLARS OF BLOOD

HERE THEY COME!!

first for green monday

:D
any recommended viewing?

GREEN

These fuckers think it's going up.
I can't believe my eyes.

how low will volume be this week?

>>18181071
that's a man

> all in BA calls friday
> whole market dumps
> monday whole market pumps
> except BA which continues dump

>>18181063
pathetic

>>18181058
Sanctions on Russia?
Russia doesn't need oil, America doesn't need oil.
Sanctions being lifted on a major oil CONSUMING nation would lift oil, but we aren't sanctioning any of those.

The US is so fucked in the long term because of what they're doing to keep stocks up for a few weeks

>>18181058
I listened to an interview of a fund manager I follow
Dude said Putin fucked over SA and Trump by refusing to cut oil production, killing the whole shale industry... and indirectly the state of Texas which is an important state for Trump's reelection

>Oil crashes
Stocks go up
>Pandemic spreads
Stocks go up more
>Global economic shutdown
Stocks rocket
>Civilizational collapse
Stocks hit all-time highs
>The planet is blown up by aliens
Stocks moon

I mentioned Zwipe here some weeks ago, now it went up 20 procent. I hope at least one of you listened. Bye.

>>18181094
stonks going down is illegal

With a Ranger's hat and shovel
and a pair of dungarees,
you will find him in the forest
always sniffin' at the breeze.
People stop and pay attention
when he tells 'em to beware,
'cause ev'rybody knows that
he's the Fire Prevention Bear.

Smokey the Bear, Smokey the Bear.
Prowlin' and a growlin' and a sniffin' the air.
He can find a fire before it starts to flame.
That's why they call him Smokey,
That was how he got his name.

You can take a tip from Smokey
that there's nothin' like a tree.
'cause they're good for kids to climb in
and they're beautiful to see,
you just have to look around you
and you'll find it's not a joke,
to see what you'd be missin'
if they all went up in smoke.

Smokey the Bear, Smokey the Bear.
Prowlin' and a growlin' and a sniffin' the air.
He can find a fire before it starts to flame.
That's why they call him Smokey,
That was how he got his name.

You can camp upon his doorstep
and he'll make you feel at home;
You can run and hunt and ramble
anywhere you care to roam.
He will let you take his honey
and pretend he's not so smart,
but don't you harm his trees
for he's a Ranger in his heart.

Smokey the Bear, Smokey the Bear.
Prowlin' and a growlin' and a sniffin' the air.
He can find a fire before it starts to flame.
That's why they call him Smokey,
That was how he got his name.

If you've ever seen the forest
when a fire is running wild,
and you love the things within it
like a mother loves her child,
then you know why Smokey tells you
when he sees you passing through,
"Remember...please be careful....
its the least that you can do."

Smokey the Bear, Smokey the Bear.
Prowlin' and a growlin' and a sniffin' the air.
He can find a fire before it starts to flame.
That's why they call him Smokey,
That was how he got his nam3.

>>18181080
Well yeah, BA pumped over 100%.. a correction was obvious. 151 is the weekly so hope that holds

>>18181087
Ok r*ddit

ok why the fuck are futures up

+2000 points today lads

you should buy JPY if you want to survive this

>>18181122
Took profits on half of my BA even if I lose everything on the rest it won't matter. But i'm still predicting it'll rise with the tide

>>18181094
>Oil has titanium support @ $20
>Flu season starts
>Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>No
>No
Yes

>>18181094
Priced in

>>18181130
>>18181094
>>18181131
this market will go nowhere except south, nobody cares about the daily moves...check out the bigger picture

>>18181097
>20% over the course of the last couple weeks
Absolutely nothing desu

>unemployment 3 million
stonks go up
>exchange unable to deliver physical gold
gold prices go down
>oil tanks
futures rise

>>18181130
>JEROME PUMP UP THOSE PRINTERS FAST!!! I NEED TO BE REELECTED SO I CAN GIVE AID TO ISRAEL. DO IT NOW, PRINT MORE POOOOOOOOOOOOMP IT

BA is a shit company, only reason it hasn't lost 90% of its ATH is because the feds will bail it out everytime. Even before this crisis it was performing poorly.
>>18181080

>>18181130
A fuckton of reasons. Chinese markets did some repo action and that boosted futures. Plus good news from the pharma front and some other developments in the European markets overnight keeping things up.

I'm getting worried bobros...

>>18181130
Trump said things will not get better till end of April
It said "better" so thats definitely bullish

>>18181130
delusion + return to "normal"

>>18181133
It's SASQUATCH! No Man nor Beast has a gait like that!
PROOFS

>It's going to be a green day today!

>>18181155
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
I HAVENT SLEPT IN 6 DAYS

>>18181130
you know all those people that dumped in the last 10 minutes on friday? they want back in now

>>18181143
t. basement dweller

>>18181133
Bears are so cute and personable. Bulls have that blank stare.

>The destruction of civilization is completely priced in!!!!
kek

>>18181154
>other developments in the European markets
I couldnt think of anything. Things are not improving over here. Everything is locked down and even leaving the house is a nono in most places

Our clocks when forward one hour on Saturday. I thought we'd be half an hour into the pump but it's another half an hour to go. Fuck summer time daylight savings savings

> Buy the dip!

>>18181130
clown market

>>18181187
Soon, brother.

>>18181143
coping bearcuck

>>18181155
Calm down bobro. Now is not the time for fear...

>Trump practically holding a fire and brimstone speech last night
>futures up, market barely shaken
Getting real tired of this financial larp

Jerome hasn't even warmed up the printer yet... Yeah, i'm thinking this is a 10% + day

DAX GREEN

BEAR COPE INCOMING

NO NO NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

I'M RUINED!

>us government told corporations it will buy their garbage forever with infinite money
>/biz/ - uhhh y stok go up???

>>18181143
R*ddit cope

>>18181202
>POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP IT

I bought Brent at $8.60, how long am I bagholding this euro oil

How many of you shitpost in the investing.com chat? they already use the priced in meme, or maybe they mean it..

g-guys... what’s gonna happen...

Every single financial stream is acting as if all movements are because of events just like they were months ago without one mention of the FED and any policies they’ve done. They’re all in on it right?

>jobs reported were a record low for the country but it seems investors see this as just a small hurdle for the bigger picture

>>18181094
Priced in faggot

NOOOOOO NOT LIKE THIS.

>>18181071

>>18181232
Priced in isnt a meme

>>18181233
+1500 point gain minimum.

>>18181233
Nothing, just buy in, it's all PRICED IN!

>>18181200
That comes later.

>>18181078
Negative numbers of volume.

>>18181233
Nigger monkeyshines and feral nigger hijinks when da po po get da co ro

>>18181232
That's all me

Oh boy! 09:00 news influx! The treasuries and bond market news sure is interesting.

Too many of you have forgotten that the dow went down by over a third. Thinking that such a trend would continue after a massive stimulus package and on a timetable this short is incredibly stupid. We already bounced off the bottom. You guys are making the same mistake the GOLDEN BULL guys did earlier this year. Far more likely we will crab in the 20.5-22.5k range on the dow for April.

>>18181173
bulls
>vegetarians
>must eat for hours
>low energy diet
>stupid
>milked and eaten by humans

bears
>carnivores
>must hunt and eat quickly to replenish
>high energy
>high intelligence
>can eat humans as food

Is today classic crab day?

>>18181232
where is the chat?

NOOOOOO I STILL HAVE TOO MUCH CASH I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THIS GENERATIONAL BOTTOM

PRICED IN MOFOS DOW 50000000K

OH GOD I'M POOOOOOOOMMMMMMPPPPPPPIIIIINNNNGGGGGG

someone give me a reason RIGHT NOW as to why i should not take delivery on a bunch of silver futures contracts and resell the silver for 50% profit

>Zero economic activity through April 30th at minimum
>Market pumps.
The fed needs to be abolished. Just let market cycles happen.

>>18181284
this but actually
I'm fucking seething

>>18181181
I saw something briefly but the news influx utterly washed it away. But a lot of pharma news out of Europe is offering encouraging signs apparently.

>>18181041
NOOO MY SQQQ

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

bobros.... the futures....

>>18181275
>bears
>>carnivores
>>must hunt and eat quickly to replenish
>>high energy

All 3 of these are wrong.

>>18181295
I'M FINANCIALLY ROONED
25 YEAR OLD FINANCIAL ROONER

>>18181275
>bulls
>milked
Faggot
Bears are dumb berry and honey eaters

>>18181302
The dump last friday was a mistake. That's how much it was supposed to pump.

>>18181307
It would be true if they didn't sleep so much specifically to prevent the need to hunt constantly.

>>18181301
no it's fine, we're the sqqqldiers remember? we ride this to zero

Is this priced in?

>>18181313
Yeah and over the weekend we had so much good and positive news...at least +2000 EoD

>>18181312
>He doesn't know that bulls actually do get milked for their sperm to be inserted into cows

>>18181322

>tfw China will overtake the U.S. as the world's greatest economy in your lifetime
maga bros...

>>18181320
REEEEEEEEEEEEE fuck you dude

CPHI

>>18181312
>not liking berries and honey

>>18181041
QUICK!!!! Which stocks should I go all in on today?

You guys compare this crises to 1929 and say the market will crash so much more because it did back then. But you forget one thing. Real estate is already fucking expensive. Government bonds are a joke that give you basically nothing. Gold does not generate wealth as it doesn't pay a dividend and is thus merely an object of speculaton. USD are getting fucked by BRRRRRR. So where are the big players supposed to put their money? There is no good alternative to stocks right now. It's not 1929 anymore. Times have changed. We reached the bottom not because the economy won't be massively fucked (it will), but because it can't go any deeper.

>inb4 crypto
Not intesting for the big players.

>>18181330
You buy it by the gallon in stores?

Today and tomorrow are supposed to be green faggots. Red from Wednesday through Friday.

>>18181307
>omnivore
>when they wake up from hibernation
>ever tried to outrun a bear?

Any ideas on what the call between Trump and Putin will do?

>>18181338
>China will continue lying about its state of affairs
Who woulda thought

>>18181273
Threadly reminder to always do the opposite of what tripfags say especially this one

>>18181356
Ask a vet, i don't know other than bulls literally get cucked out of actual sex, much like "studs"

>>18181330
actually they stick an electrode up their ass and zap their prostate to force them to ejaculate, they dont even jerk them off(anymore)
>>18181356
there is a market for bull semen, actually

>>18181176

>Seasonal Bat flu flu goes around killing the same old, fat sick people that would have died to regular flu

>End of civilization.

>>18181349
>not fugging beef

Some market astrology provided on DOW indicates that the overall buying volume indicates sellers fatigue and thus a slow and steady rally back upwards.

>>18181202
The president talks about freezer trucks overflowing with bodybags and the market goes up. It's actually hilarious.

>>18181362
Red telephone sounds kinda bullish to me desu

Ok bobros, i say this because i care about you. The feds are not going to let the market crash under any circumstances, not before they've tried every trick in the book. Theres no point in shorting before they've ran out of ammo. They are sacrificing our entire future for a better tomorrow

>>18181351
SNSS

>>18181369
>>18181371
And you prep them, huh? Have fun tuggin at your job

>>18181382
I loved the part where he practically pushed Pence out of the way to scream "THE ENEMY I DEATH! DEATH!!!!!" at the last minute.
It's like a god damn theater.

>>18181381
Link?

>>18181405
Link pls

Is PLAY a good buy right now?

>>18181382
How do I long refrigerated trucking companies?

>>18181301
Why is SQQQ going down??? THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

>>18181283
for every ticker on the bottom, beware they are actually more stupid than here, reminds me of facebook for stonks

What about all those crazy anons who put their life savings into puts...?

>>18181381
Okay, that's fine for most of last week. What about now?

>>18181374
I was making fun of "priced in" retards that believe the market cannot possibly go down

>>18181418
Just look in the last thread few threads

>>18181422
SQQQ? no you were supposed to invest in TQQQ

>>18181420
why would you buy casino/restaurant stocks in a time like this? kek

Where are the OOOOOOOOOO posters?

>>18181361
>ever tried to outrun a bear?
haven't had to. They're low energy and ignore me.

t. live innawoods

>>18181431
Your concerns are priced in

>>18181391
I just want to point out that this is the biggest exaggeration i've ever seen in my life

>>18181353
>So where are the big players supposed to put their money?
Not in US markets

>>18181408
Bit scattered. It's on my news feed but it doesn't always provide a clean link to select.
https://twitter.com/LizAnnSonders/status/1244585147099381761?s=20
http:// www.marketwatch.com/story/asian-markets-extend-losses-as-toll-from-pandemic-surges-2020-03-29
From the news wire:
In our call of the day, UBS strategists said "selling fatigue" may have kicked in as investors were no longer reacting as wildly to incremental bad news as they have been in recent weeks. The elasticity of the bank's virus market risk measure to new coronavirus cases and other bad news was falling, it said.
"However, both because infection rates are likely to keep rising for some time, and also because in cash equity markets we have not yet seen a capitulation in the core positions in growth style stocks, it may be early to say a firm bottom has already been made," strategists, led by Bhanu Baweja , said in a note.
In contrast, volatility in equities, rates and foreign exchange has likely hit the peak and was now "slowly coming off extreme levels," they said. The strategists added it was time to consider getting long risk in the options space.
"Equities remain the most 'pessimistic' across asset classes (pricing global growth at 0.3%), followed by commodities (0.7%), rates and credit markets (both 0.9%). At 3% implied growth, cyclical currencies send the most optimistic signal," they said.

>>18181374
>fat sick people
So 40% of USA.

>>18181445
because they are in the toilet and coronavirus is going away? Are you serious?

so if I buy right now and the market dumps, is that priced in?

>>18181466
>he thinks its only 40%

Anybody scooping up defense stocks. Been buying up a few here and there to hodl.

>>18181230
Based EternalShitter.

>>18181454
Thank you anon, based.

What will F be at EOD? EOW?

Seriously I can't hardly keep up with the market news inundation...
09:18 AM EDT, 03/30/2020 (MT Newswires) -- Top Financial Stocks:
JPM: +0.81%
BAC: +0.23%
WFC: +0.46%
C: +0.37%
USB: -1.17%
Financial giants were mostly higher pre-bell Monday.
In other sector news:
(=) Ares Management (ARES) and Sumitomo Mitsui Banking unveiled a strategic partnership that will see the Japanese lender make a $384 million equity investment in the asset manager. Ares Management was unchanged after the announcement.
(=) Medley Capital (MCC) was flat after it posted a Q4 core net loss of $0.04 per share, compared with the core net loss of $0.03 per share a year earlier. Total revenue reached $10.7 million, lower than $12.6 million in Q4 2018.
(+) 360 Finance (QFIN) was marginally higher after it reported Q4 earnings per share of RMB1.43 ($0.20), compared with RMB1.98 a year ago. Revenue in the quarter increased to RMB2.4 billion from RMB1.57 billion.
Price: 29.71, Change: , Percent Change:
http://www.mtnewswires.com

>>18181486
KTOS

If the US economy crashes and society devolves into anarchy is that priced in?

'E bout?

Damp it

>>18181485
>he thinks it's less that 80%

>>18181479
>coronavirus is going away

it just started in usa sweety don't expect the stock going up anytime soon xx

I need one of you anons to go all in on SPY calls so the market will crash and I can get my money out, thanks.

>>18181486
bought some DFEN at around 6 will just hold it for awhile.

>>18181508
PLEASE

>>18181511
We'll just change the definition
Now, you're only fat if you require mechanical assistance to move

>>18181451
not a big enough move yet. right now it's time to pretend to be on the other team with subtle mockery

Why are the futures positive?

>>18181459
And where instead?
The economies of most contries is intertwined with the US. So where exactly do you put the billions of dollars instead?

>>18181481
Yes, big line goes up
>>18181490
Ride the wave of the crabi yuga

>>18181516
Enjoy it cratering and holding through reverse split after reverse split before the next war happens.

>>18181532
priced-in baby

>>18181532
because trump pills are working

>>18181504
The mad max gangs are priced in. Don't worry.

>>18181523
Amerimutts cope

How late does the market open today?

heh, seems like we're going down, enjoy the ride bullfags

Here's a neat one: IMPAC to suspend all lending for at least 2 weeks.
I know fuck all about this company.
UBS analyst Timothy Arcuri maintains Apple (NASDAQ:AAPL) with a Buy and lowers the price target from $335 to $290.
More market astrology.
Astra Zenaca had good results with some test. Might be Corona related...
BeyondSpring (BYSI), a US clinical-stage biopharmaceutical company, said Monday that it has started the rolling submission of a new-drug application (NDA) to China's National Medical Products Administration for plinabulin to treat chemotherapy-induced neutropenia.
Might see a surge today on this one...
Ok calling the news roundup with that.

>>18181251
All the people on this board who got rekt in bitcoin and were in denial of this chart being real are now trusting the chart for the stock market, but are going to get rekt again because of the fed pumping up stocks.

>This volume
Bears will prevail

>>18181556
is the market open today? there is no trash collection here because its cesar milan day

>DAX goes up just because US futures go up
fucking clown index lmao

>>18181556
Market opens at 09:30 and closes at 4pm. Expect a major surge on open and then a flurry of activity from 3:50pm on to 4pm.
Current futures indicate green dicks upright.

>>18181251
We dropped 30% from all time high. Is that not enough for you greedy bears? You act like we only dropped 5%

>>18181502
Got them, raytheon, might grab more of those or GD.
>>18181516
Nice

HOW THE FUCK IS TESLA PRETRADING SO BULLISH

>>18181532
Chloroquine got FDA approval for treating the virus. 30 million doses being pumped out by the feds.

>>18181559
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..oh wait this is /biz/...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18181479
>upward range for coronavirus being stopped by vaccines is 18 months
based moron

Based DAXchads

>>18181581
We are restarting this market anon

>>18181581
>The market go pump pump, corona go die all good!!1!!
Corona is still here, no one is buying shit, we haven't hit the pandemic peak how can the market go up?

Looks like my stocks will be green today. If it hits my sell target I can walk out with a happy profit.

>>18181591
It's been used as front line treatment by half the planet it hasn't made them any more relaxed about the virus.

>>18181273
>taking advice from the guy who couldve realized a 15k profit off a penny stock then bought back in at half his avg but didnt do so because he wanted to save 7% off his taxes and now hes in the red

Bullish and priced in.

Should I go all in on GE?

>>18181591
vaccine and treatment delivery to patients doesnt work like that
time and time again dr. fauci has been drilling trumps ass correcting him that clinical trials will take months

Watch BA jump to 200 today just out of general bullishness

>>18181273
kill yourself, unemployed felon tripfag

Night worker here, I'm staying up just to watch the market crash before going to bed.

FIRST FOR CIRCUIT BREAKER

Good luck everyone

>>18181630
Can trump use defense act to take over pizza shops to use their offers to cremate 100+ a day?

What's it gonna be today, /smg/?

>>18181632
Yes.

We bull now

well, I think I'm gonna go back to sleep! it's a good day to sleep in late

>>18181632
Pre market has it down .01 pts from friday close. Check to see if there's anything in the news and finances that might indicate that it is set to grow business over the coming months.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Enjoy the green dildo bears, because bulls have won.

>>18181641
>up 0.55%

Wow. Okay, boring. You guys have a good day.

>>18181652
Slow crab uptrend into evening dump ending at -3%

does anyone here pick their nose and eat the boogers?

'e shorted? PAMP EET

>>18181650
>dominos
>bullish

How is this pumping, stupid fucking market.

>>18181652
crab day

>>18181353
That's part of the "disruptor bubble" TINA with stocks, so venture capital seeks out meme companies. Remember Juicero? A total lockdown of consumer income, forcing people to actually hold dollars is terrible for stupid products. Peloton comes to mind, but even Uber/Lyft are unnecessary as companies. That's like a Taxi service going public with an app. It's only useful to people with money and time to burn. These are "as seen on TV" companies dropping IPOs so investors can bail.

And here we fucking go

oh no bearbros im ooh no im gonna im gonna im im
IM CAPITULOOTING

+5% easy today

>>18181653
Why?

>>18181660
>Check to see if there's anything in the news and finances that might indicate that it is set to grow business over the coming months.

They're building ventilators for the government.

JEROMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18181612
The market trades the future, not the present. That's what "priced in" means. 100k deaths and a month or two of lockdown is what everbody expects. If it turns out better (some suprisingly positive news about covid or its treatment) stocks will rise, if it turns out worse than expected they will drop. This is the very basis of trading and most people on this board didn't get it because they only think in memes.

>>18181652

>>18181581

30% is what we were expecting just from the overvalued market in the first place. Coronavirus? Not even slightly priced in yet. You're all going to look back in 3 months' time when the hospitals are a smoking wreck, 80% of bars and restaurants no longer exist, and 20% of the population is shackled to welfare with no jobs going, and think "why didn't I see this coming? It was so obvious"

I want the trap to post more pics.

What the FUCK

this is absolutely fucking stupid. fuck this. everything Ive learned about trading stocks was a waste of fucking time if the market is just going to be centrally controlled.

This is not funny, Jerome.

Fuck this clown market. Literal gambling is more predictable

>>18181533
At the end of the day the US is going down the route of devaluing the dollar as much as it takes to make line go up. A market in literally any other currency is better right now.

>>18181703
whites idolized japan so much they stole their economy management

>>18181703
Trump is a communist

We crab now

What's the likelihood that RDS cuts their dividend?

We're only down 25% from 52W highs now, somehow in the green over the course of the past year (which was already an absurd bull run). If you think this is the bottom you're delusional, you're sitting in a trap right now.

>>18181690
>you could have chosen peace

go, gnc, go!

This is retarded why are we green?

>>18181703
yfw stock market becomes chinese stock market

>>18181682
They're opening at 7.52. Down from 7.68 on friday. Watch for a while. Look to see if there is any buying action, then hop in.

Anybody have dividendbros chart saved, i wanna see how similar it is to the one i made this weekend

>he fell for the bear meme

>>18181721
Couldn't it just as easily be the opposite?

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Green? What the fuck?

Basado Jeronimo

>>18181703

>MY PUTS NOOOOOOOO MY GAMBLING WAS SUPPOSED TO PAY OFF NOT BLOW UP IN MY FACE WTF!!!!

>>18181725
Fed is still doing $1 Trillion a day repos.

>Less than 4m volume
Holy shit lmao thats pathetic

>>18181682
Grabbed a shot from my trading screen on GE.

Bullbros are too cocky at 0935 kek
This will be good

>>18181734

the market is being silly so I'm going back to sleep

>>18181674
I'm not saying there won't be bankruptcies. Bullshit companies will be hit hard by this crises. But eventually the big investors will have to put their money somewhere and that is fundamentally stable companies. This is why I don't believe in much further drops in this crises.

>>18181725
This is just a long April fools prank trap in action.

HAHAHAHA

DUMB BEARS

>>18181737
this

it was a bear trap all along

>>18181747
This. Long term investor Chad's win again while speculators gamblers get fucked

I just looked at the opening, can I JUST SAY THAT WE ARE LIVING IN A CLOOOOoooOOOWwwwWNNNN WORLD?

This stock market is irritating. My puts, stocks go up. My calls stocks go down. Aaaaaaaaaa

>>18181743
I really like this picture

>>18181703
>everything Ive learned about trading stocks was a waste of fucking time
YOU LEARNED NOTHING. The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. You have learned that now and that is all you need or can possibly ever know.

>>18181703
its almost as if the "central control" was explained to the public in great detail before it happened you actual fucking retard

JNUG?

how do these dumbass bears even live
you know you're in clown market
you cry about it all day long
and then you trade as if you're not in clown market and are surprised when you lose money

How THE FUCK is this clown world charade still going up

>bulls

Hebrew trickery.

>>18181766
>>18181747
LMFAO AT RETARDS CLAIMING VICTORY ON A FUCKING BOUNCE DURING A CRASH THIS SITUATION HAS ONLY HAPPENED 100 TIMES IN THE PAST WHEN WILL YOU DUMB NIGGERS LEARN

>>18181737

No, not at all. I will say it's never a good sign when so many people are REEEing about how bearish they are but the market is forward looking, that growth was based purely on the assumption that this would be another good economic year. It's been the exact opposite: economically disastrous, and that hasn't been factored into the price yet. Once earnings pick back up again there's going to be mutinies with how terrible the guidance is going to be for major companies.

Uhhh b-bullbros

>>18181760
It's 9:30am

>>18181703
classic dunning-kruger

>MRNA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18181756
What does it mean?

>>18181695

>>18181797
Look at this straight down drop. Jerome can only stop the inevitable for so long. Day of the Bear very soon.

Is this the best you have bearbros? The printer hasn't even been turned on yet.

Why are airlines crashing?

Reminder that bears will have the last laugh.

>>18181818

>>18181766
>tfw no government appointed goth gf

Dow is going negative now

Crabchads will run this week

NOT SO FAST BULLKEKS

Boeing stop dipping damnit please!!!!

B-BULLBROS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18181757
Look, it only took 4 minutes.

>>18181797
Modelers fucked up the severity of transmit rate and everyone is going to be patting themselves on the back for the next few weeks for saving the world.

JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

long crabs

>>18181708
Well, diversification is key. You should always spread your investments over several markets. That's how my father taught me. People have a tendency of only looking at their home market.

>DRIP is up 18%
wew lad

>>18181814
It's 6:40 stupid easterner

bear trap bros, will head back up again.

>>18181766
>>18181747
historically Ive been very successful, a couple bad days does not = me "getting fucked"
on the other hand, how long does someone like you have to get continuously reamed to completely give up and LARP as a boomer?

>>18181824
Because there is literally no air travel in Europe and the US will be next

OH NO NO NO WE GOT TOO HUMBLE BOBROS
BULLFAGS SEETHING

GE is red

ohnonono, it's doomping already bullbros...

>>18181824
Are you retarded?

Back in the fucking game baby

should i build an iron condor here? or should i just buy verticals?

AH YES I THINK WE'RE BACK

*AHEM*
Ladies and gentlemen, I have have an announcement

>>18181873
Commercial travel is down 50% iirc

You could not live with your own failures bullfags. So where did that bring you? Back to me...

>>18181819
Currently GE is having a bit of a sell off. So if you had gone all in you'd already be in the red.
Here's a good enough tracker if you aren't using thinkorswim or if you're just using robinhood.
https://www.tradingview.com/chart/Zsb2AyAs/

HOLY FUCK CAN THE DOW QUIT DOING THIS, EITHER PLUMMET OR ASCEND I WANT TO SEE BIG NUMBERS BIG RED LINE GO DOWN -12% PLEASE

its going down

PLEASE CIRCUIT BREAKER TODAY

>>18181876
It's time to go all in.

JEROME, THE MARKETS!
WHERE IS MY CHIEF BRRRRR MAKER?

>Its yet another snib snab day
Getting really tired of your shenanigans Mr. Crabby

>>18181874
>I sold my SQQQ at the bottom after holding for 6 days
its over for me

>>18181849
In what world is the corona infection rate slowing in the US

>>18181041
What the actual fuck is happening right now. It's being straight up schizo right now.

CNBC bulls rn

where's the Boeing bagholder faggot lmao

BEARBROS LETS NOT GET TOO COCKY AGAIN. STAY HUMBLE

FUCK TESLA

>>18181825
Told you

>>18181896
What risky stocks do you recommend? I'm looking to make some big plays.

Surprised we’re not more red right now.

I was expecting the market to open down 5%, and be at least at 10% by now

J-just you watch bear bros, we're going to hit a huge bounce and you'll regret it.

>>18181849
>what is misinformation to trade against retail dipshits

who laughs now bullcucks?

>>18181780
>>18181779
see:
>>18181807
Its going to crash catastrophically at some point, the fed is only delaying the inevitable. You cant argue with the hard and simple facts of basic economics, no matter how much convoluted money theory you bury your head in

Oil going trough the support finally. Here we go guyse.

>>18181891
Way more afaik
Airports here almost have no flights. I actually got evacuated/had to evacuate from Morocco because I was stuck there. No more international commercial flights. Not a single one.

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>>18181903
LOL

BULL STATUS
CASTRATED

>This retarded market
And slowly, you come to realize
It's all as it should be
You can only do so much

If you're game enough
You could place your trust in stocks

For the love of life
There's a trade off
We could lose it all
But we'll go down fighting

And what of the children?
Surely they can't be blamed for our mistakes?

And slowly I've come to realize
It's all as it should be

That hiding space
A lonely place

How can the right thing be so wrong?
I've found mistakes
Where they don't belong

For the love of life
We'll defeat this
They may tear us down
But we'll go down fighting

Won't we?

>>18181807
It's been two weeks and you bears are sounding like the nothing burger /cvg/

OIL IS DIPPING BELOW 20 AGAIN

>>18181843
Sitting here watching my BA steadily drop

>>18181920
Buy the dip

>>18181933
Its been bouncing around 22 for some time now though

Boomers are waking up.

>>18181815
dunning-kruger has become the favorite meme of actual dunning-krugers.
its almost poetic

>>18181933
see you @ 10

>>18181937
Based clack poster, may you end crab market

What the fuck just happened?

>>18181918
You want my honest fucking advice?
CEASE.
Get into positions and hold the fuck on.
I took my meager ass gains from gambling on bullshit puts and got positions in intelsat and mitsubishi and mitsui chemicals.
Intelsat has a hard sell limit of 2.30 and a hard sell/buy of 1.50 and it is trending slowly upwards.

>>18181939

>>18181843
>>18181950
I gave up and sold, sorry bros

>>18181947
>It's been two weeks
as expected bullniggers can't even fucking count

>>18181967
Buying in large quanitities.

Cockbros....

OIL IS BELOW 20

I REPEAT OIL IS BELOW 20

Oh boy more cheapies to pick up. Why all the sellers when the recession is over?

>>18181903
>holding a leveraged ETF for 6 days

>>18181817
ABT as well friend

>>18181872

I buy dips faggot. Ergo I never lose. You have a couple bad days? I have none. Cope.

And just like that, one bajillion dollars, gone

>>18181979
Dont worry bro, when the market is done crashing I'll buy your share

Holy fuck it's tanking.

>>18181950

I got out and sold at 146, good luck bro

>>18181937

HERE WE GO

>>18181998
BUT I WAS TOLD HOLDING IS REDPILLED I WATCHED A MOVIE ABOUT IT NOOOOOOO

Snib snab

>>18181998
whats the max before one sell at a loss?

Literally what happened to my etf did it disappear? Oild is just frozen wtf, i shorted oil 2 weeks ago bro WHYS IT FROZEN AND NOT MOVING.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>18182008
what are you following, i'm doing great :)

>>18182008
>Tanking.
>It went from up to down to moving back up again.
Welcome to week open volatility.

>>18182018
what movie?

>>18182005
I wont knock your strategy. I just prefer higher risk/reward trading, I must be higher T than you. To each his own

>crabbing within 0.5%
ffs dow

>>18181905
It's called market open

FFS PLUG THE PRINTER IN

>>18182033
The Big Short.

>>18181824

So I assume all the SOXL pasta people killed themselves?

BRRRR FASTER

>>18182031
We've left clown world and arrived in crab world.

>can't break 254 support
Welcome to the new week low. Stimulus and printer is about to kick in.

>>18181920
Market is fake. You can notice that the global economy is indefinitely stopped and then notice that there was just a 2 trillion dollar stimulus package with almost no strings attached and more coming in the pipeline. It's all fake. I put in trailing loss orders and am quitting to make honest money.

>>18182018
Wow that wojack really in dispair

is writing puts free money if I want to buy the stock anyway?

OIL AT 20

Fucking Crabs mang

I just want a bit of excitement is all

>>18181995
calm down little froggy, we got it all under control

>>18182065
>honest money
kys boomer

>>18182074
You've missed the window for the easy money on the put options.

>>18181933
More cheapies for XOM, CVX, RDS.B

oh no beabros we got too cocky
oh NO NO

>>18182074
yes, now is a perfect time for that

Reminder about end of day fed poomp
https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/domestic-market-operations/monetary-policy-implementation/treasury-securities/treasury-securities-operational-details

>>18182074
yes

>>18182102
>>18182102
>>18182102
>>18182102
NEW

>>18181966
What game is that from?

>>18182033
127 hours

>>18182074
>puts
>he thinks powell will let this drop until orange man is reelected

>>18182081
based crab is providing equal excitement for bears and bulls

Bearbros and bullbros, today we have been pitted against each other when really we are both getting played by the ETERNAL CRAB

>>18182053
im going balls deep @ $40

>>18182121
you can write puts too ya dingus

>>18182110
animal crossing

>>18182053
that's correct. i looked at their gains with envy tbqh, but i knew to stay away in case of major event.

>>18181952
Yea its been fucking annoying to watch. But penetration confirmed, finally.

>>18182110
Stalker

>>18182074
Yes and you'll make extra premium because volatility is so high right now

>>18182147
Oh thx.

>>18182166
Lol ive played stalker before it doesnt look like that

Lol fuck bobo

>>18182091
What's wrong with earning a little bit of cash scrapping coins off the bottom of mall wishing wells? Better than losing my money to a billionaire pretending to be a millionaire pretending to be a billionaire who is running a fun for pedophiles to buy private jets. Hurts in some way to know that every time my stock goes down by .01% that penny was converted to fair market equivalent amounts of jet fuel on a plane to the new location of saint james island.

May puts and 2022 calls on USO, am I retarded?

>>18181980
TWO MORE WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18181353
>So where are the big players supposed to put their money?
silver

>>18181071
The unnoticed victims of all this shit...
The poor brappacino women

this guy manages a hedge fund
whats your excuse?

>>18182863
I've found the frumpiest looking executives/business owners/managers/scientist are more than likely genius turboautists. This homeless-looking motherfucker could probably do quant work that'll make your head spin straight off.

United States Dallas Federal Reserve Mfg Business Index

Prediction: 6.2
Actual - 70

BULLISH

Damn it, I didn't fill my bags on the week of the 18th!!!! What does it take to get a 3000k down week again???