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HOLY FUCK IM GETTING OVER 3000 A MONTH FOR UNEMPLOYMENT FROM THE STIMULUS BILL LOL

I ONLY MADE 1600 A MONTH BEFORE THIS HAAHAHAHAHAAH

WHO ELSE GOT LAID OFF? YOU LITERALLY GET 600 A WEEK PLUS 50% OF YOUR PREVIOUS INCOME

>> No.18174075
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IM NEVER GOING BACK TO WORK SUCK IT WAGIES

>> No.18174085

>>18174067
>I ONLY MADE 1600 A MONTH
Are you proud of this statement?

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>>18174085
YOU MEAN 3K A MONTH TO SHITPOST? YES IM PROUD OF THAT

GET FUCKED

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>>18174067
>$750 in Social security disability per month
>$500 in EBT
>$700 housing voucher
>$1200 trump check

easy street.

>> No.18174138

>>18174115
BASED MOOCHER

FUCK WORKER ANTS lets collect free money off their backs until this shit collapses

>> No.18174358

>>18174067
The stimulus money is a loan. You have to pay it back next year.

>> No.18174375

>>18174358
pay it back how? there's no jobs ever again so they'll have to delay it indefinitley until it turns into UBI

>> No.18174384

>>18174138
You fags will never make it with this type of attitude. You beta homosexuals think this is “based” when in reality it’s fucking pathetic.

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>>18174384
HAHAHAHAHA FOUND THE FAGGOT NOT GETTING 3K+ A MONTH FOR FREE AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.18174405

>>18174375
>there’s no jobs ever again
Jesus Christ you commies are a literal threat to humanity with your low IQ and stupidity. You are literally DANGEROUS you are so retarded

>> No.18174416

>>18174067
based
congrats anon

>> No.18174419

>>18174404
Show us the paycheck stub bud. Let’s see proof. You are just another commie LARPIN. Have sex

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>>18174405
>global pandemic
>great depression
>thinking their will be jobs

stay mad faggot have fun at work tomorrow ! say hi to schlomo for me !

>> No.18174431

>>18174425
SHOW YOUR PROOF SHITSKIN COMMIE

>> No.18174438

>>18174419
>he didn't read the stimulus bill

WAGIE MAD
WAGIE BAD
WAGIE HATE ME
WAGIE SAD

>> No.18174450

>>18174438
Child. You aren’t going to make it.

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>>18174450
OH SWEET WAGIE TEARS MMMMM SO DELICIOUS

HOWS WORKING FOR MINIMUM WAGE IN A PANDEMIC ? LOOOOOOOOL

>> No.18174482

>>18174460
My checks have been $1700 every two weeks because of this corona virus due to overtime.

>> No.18174487

https://kesq.com/news/national-politics/2020/03/26/stimulus-bill-gives-unemployment-benefits-a-historic-boost/

they're already talking about extending it to 10 months and i guarantee they will keep extending it indefinitley because there's no bringing back the economy from this

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>>18174482
>overtime

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA

IMAGINE HAVING TO WORK FOR YOUR MONEY HAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.18174511

>>18174067
>>18174115
>>18174103
>>18174075
based
>>18174085
>>18174384
>>18174405
ants

>> No.18174513

>>18174460
Now show your stock or crypto portfolio and we will compare you poor fag commue who is excited about $3k. You realize unemployment ends if you don’t apply to places right ? I honestly already know you are LARPING because what you said is not how unemployment works . Also no former “wagie” would have your shitskin commie point of view l

>> No.18174514

>>18174487
We've bailed out everyone else for too long. Riots or UBI

>> No.18174525

>>18174503
You commies are so beta that you have to LARP to push your ideology because communism isn’t based in reality

>> No.18174581

>>18174513
I just have to say i applied to places and even if i do they dont call back anyways cause no ones hiring right now. all i have to do is update my status once a week on the website to say i applied to at least 2 places. its the easiest cash ever. stay butthurt wagie

>> No.18174617

>>18174525
>>18174513
Lmao these wagies are SO MAD

I’m getting even more than OP cause it’s 600 a week plus my unemployment so I’m getting like 1000 a week for a long ass time to do absolutely nothing. Dumping it all into LINK

>> No.18174630

>>18174617
based. ill only get like 770 a week and im also dumping most of it into chainlink

>> No.18174674

this is bullish for link

>> No.18175280

>>18174525
What did Terry Davis call guys like you?

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I still have to wage slave tomorrow

>> No.18175580

Any good scab work for healthy bodies yet

>> No.18175741

>>18174525
To be fair getting paid 3K a month to do nothing is the smartest business strategy

>> No.18175757

>>18175580
so does this mean if i still go to work i'll get 4200 month?

>> No.18175847

I just got laid off too. Gonna be a fun vacation month before the hyperinflationary financial collapse/plague.

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>>18174067
>>18174075
I hate your fortune but that is fucking based

>> No.18175925

>>18174067
how? im a NEET but i thought your unemployment was only supposed to be 60% of your wage or something

>> No.18175958

>>18174067
>$1238 per WEEK for 33 weeks unemployment
>$10k grant from Small Biz Assoc. EILD program
>$2400 trumb bux from being married and paying myself only $50k last year

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>>18174067
jelly

>> No.18176018

>>18174067
can I get unemployment if I quite?

>> No.18176132
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18176132

>neets will inherit the earth
memes are becoming reality. what timeline is this?

>> No.18176188

also retroactive from Jan 27 till now
so some unemploybros ill get a $6000 check also
wagies BTFO

>> No.18176997

>>18176188
can NEETs file for unemployment if we start sending applications to shit places that are closed anyway

>> No.18177099
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18177099

Free money always came at a cost!
You will never see it, beacuse you live in a life where only you can see beyond 1 week...

Enjoy see all your pensions dilute in the bull market.

>> No.18177445

People getting laid off is literally a fearmongering meme at this point.

I know 0 people who left their jobs because of this, both blue collar and white collar. Businesses shutting down temporarily? Sure. But nobody is actually getting fired.

>> No.18177463

>>18175925
the stimulus bill is essentially unemployment on steroids now. if you get laid off you essentially get double your income now so it incentives you to never work again

>> No.18177481

>>18177099
>pensions
None of us get pensions boomer. Blue collar or white collar, they're all gone already in the private sector. There is no pension to lose.

>> No.18177484

>>18176018
nope. gotta be out of work due to something like coronavirus killing your business
>>18176997
lol no

>>18177099
dont have a pension faggot

>>18177445
you're an idiot 3% of restaurants are already out of business permanently and its expected to be 11% in a few weeks.

>> No.18177489

>>18177463
Stimulus bill isnt monthly my dude it's a one time check.

>> No.18177495

>>18177445
>I know 0 people
FTFY

>> No.18177505

>>18174067
just put it in PNK and you'll be rich in 2022.

>> No.18177509

>>18177489
you're a fucking retard. EVERYONE gets 1,200 dollars for a one time payment. if you're laid off though, you get $600 a week added to your unemployment check as well.

why is everyone here so low iq lmao did you guys even read the bill holy shit

>> No.18177518

>>18177505
you spelled LINK wrong

>> No.18177523

>>18177484
>you're an idiot 3% of restaurants are already out of business permanently and its expected to be 11% in a few weeks.
Out of business until this blows over.
Sure theres gonna be a couple here and there, but absolute majority still have their jobs but they're essentially on an upaid leave for a few months

>> No.18177539

>>18177489
not for unemployment

>> No.18177544
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trump has fucked the system so hard, laughing out loud at the moment. how long do you faggots think it will take for wagies to organized an armed rebelion for getting fucked in the ass by the gooberment and the neets? I'm thinking 3 weeks max. You have to be a special kind of autist to offer more money to the unemployed than you do to the people risking their health and life working. I'm speechless.

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>>18177523
no.. out of business as in permanetly out of business due to lost profits. cash strapped businesses cant go weeks without profits. temporary out of business restaurants are way higher than the ones permanently out. just stop talking you're an embarrassment

>> No.18177565

>>18177509
>why is everyone here so low iq lmao did you guys even read the bill holy shit
no becasue i cant find it anywehre i was trying to read it all last week those fuckers wont let us see wahts in it

>> No.18177573

>>18177523
Holy shit you’re stupid. You can’t file for unemployment unless you officially get laid off.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/03/26/unemployment-claims-coronavirus-3-million/

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>>18177481
>>18177484
You guys sound so excited to live in the poverty line! Enjoy giving me passive income for the rest of your life with my rent adjusted to inflation.

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>>18177565
it's literally posted all over the internet you absolute tard

>> No.18177592

>>18177581
>implying im not gonna neet it up to save all that money and dump it into chainlink

my lease ends in May i aint payin shit

>> No.18177606

>>18174115
“Made”

>> No.18177631

>>18177546
You want that to be true because you want to think ITS HAPPENING.

Whereas its actually not happening. If you have a small business and you have to shut down, you no longer have to pay wages, bills, etc apart from rent, so your expenses are minimal.

In a few months you'll reopen, might take a while to bounce back, but you're not starting from scratch because you still have the same people working for you, your competition was out just as you were and you didnt lose a whole lot of money.

>> No.18177632

>>18177544
>how long do you faggots think it will take for wagies to organized an armed rebelion
NEVER, you are delusional. Mutts are full of talk but you'll never follow through. You'll be arrested just for organising.

>> No.18177685

>>18174384
What is pathetic?
>working for an already collapsing society
or
>taking advantage of a collapsing society
Who's the real winners here?

>> No.18177723

>>18177631
they have mortgages to pay you dumb shit head

>> No.18177726

>>18174067
>>18174075
sounds super comf

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>>18177632
there are more people still working than there are on benefits, do you think he will win a reelection fucking over the working class people who voted him into office? Even if they don't go out to strike/protest, he is going to lose his fucking core support in one very retarded move. Unless he's going to force the businesses to pay them more, which they fucking won't unless he gives them money for the raises. Trump might literally be the dumbest politician to reach this high of an office ever. This motherfucker has been failing upwards his entier life.

>> No.18177744

>>18177685
exactly. honest work only makes sense in an honest system. why be honest and fair in a corrupt broken system

>> No.18177790

3k/month is only 36k/year. you are still poor

>> No.18177794

>>18177723
Thats gonna affect vast majority of them in the long run. Plus, banks are helping the debtors, and you can see this all over the world. If every one of your debtors defaults in the same year, you're fucked. So you have no choice but to compromise

>> No.18177808

>>18177794
*Not gonna affect

>> No.18177830

>>18177790
not in the midwest and getting it for free is comfy af

>> No.18177842

>>18177794
some catering businesses have lost so much that the tiny little loans (with interest) aren't going to help them enough and the interest on top of it will finish them off. only big corporations will survive this, it was designed that way on purpose

>> No.18177889

>>18177842
Im not arguing that everyone is going to get out of this unscathed. A small portion of people are going to get screwed, but this is definitely not a doomsday scenario that /biz/ claims it to be.

Those reliefs banks are giving out left and right are in their own self-interest.

>> No.18177916

>>18177842
Also, you can already see some of those huge corporations begging the government for free money (which is absurd) so you're already wrong.

>> No.18177939

>>18177916
the BIG businesses are actually getting bailed out with no strings attached. the small businesses are getting shitty loans with interest and some of the loans aren't enough

>> No.18177985

>>18174067
>>18174075
Holy fucking based

>> No.18178046

>>18177565
go look up the bill and read the index, the ctrl F to the section about unemployment benefits. unemployment is extended to gig workers and the self employed and +600 to the weekly amount

>> No.18178047

>>18177939
Lets just wait until the end of the year and we'll see who was right.

Protip: its gonna be me. Also, fuck you for calling me a dumb shit

>> No.18178086

>>18178046
thanks, i drive delivery for uber and postmates every so often when im bored for tendies money, would that qualify me for unemployment?

>> No.18178152

Based OP

I still have my job... D’ough

>> No.18178168

>>18174419
I'm a wagie and don't qualify - but, he is right. Just google it

>> No.18178169

>>18178047
dumb shit

>> No.18178186

>>18178046
i just did and only see:

“(B) The State ensures that applications for unemployment compensation, and assistance with the application process, are accessible in person, by phone, or online.”


maybe im looking at the wrong bill

>> No.18178193

>>18177445
I let one person go today. And am letting two more go tomorrow.

>> No.18178228

>>18174067
Im making the same as I was working, but now I don't have to listen to my fat annoying coworkers drone on about nothing

>> No.18178274

Based and NEET pilled

Applied for my bennies last week and then my old job just called and told me they have a confirmed corona virus positive worker today. I’m about to be getting more money for free by quitting while all my coworkers wage slave and die of corona LOL

tried to tell them to quit but they’re much too retarded and rather throw their life away

>> No.18178300

>>18174067
well played anon. POWER TO THE PEOPLE
also anon if you want to be even more based. stop paying rent !

>> No.18178314

>>18174581
lol u can literally pick places u know that won't be hiring. damn dude i love you. power to the people

>> No.18178351

>>18177495
KEK
>>18177445
I personally know of 4 so far...and the 5th is still employed but salary was "temporarily" cut by 25%

>> No.18178433

This is FUCKED
I work in an unaffected industry making 1k a week. After tax IM FUCKING MAKING LIKE $700 A WEEK WTF fuck this shit. I could be getting $750 TO DO NOTHING? FUCK OFF AUS GOV. haven't received a fucking dollar this from this record breaking QE and only have watched my investments and currency tumble. FUCK ME DEAD MATE

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>>18174067
>tfw also neet but too lazy to bother with paperwork to get monthly neetbux

I wish I had your enthusiasm

>> No.18178883

>>18174103
Your getting paid about as much as I am as a full time essential. Our hazard pay came with cute on available hours so it blows

>> No.18178911

>>18174482
He gets almost as much as you to sit around. Capitalists btfo, have fun working faggot

>> No.18178959

>>18177445
Lol, here in the UK I already know 4 people who got laid off, and I know very few people here because I only arrived in this country last year by myself

>> No.18178997

>tfw forced to still work as essential worker
>Some retard neet gets paid more than me to sit around and watch anime

Fuck this clown world lmao

>> No.18179045

>>18174103
I'm making four times that and only working one day a week while this is going on.
You are a failure, you will only manage to get politicians to extend two years at best, the qe from dealing with retards like you will make me richer as I profit off your stupidity.
Tl;dr you are an unambitious faggot, do a flip.

>> No.18179055

>>18174405
Most evil is born of banality anon.

>> No.18179063

>>18178997
Forced to work and risk my life*

>> No.18179067

>has to work for a living
>pays rent himself
HAHA! Imagine not being Finnish or a Burgerian NEET xD wagies btfo.

>> No.18179108

Enjoy being proud of your useless existence making 3k a month off of the backs of your peers. You aren't *gaming* the system, that requires work and intelligence. It's a handout, you pleb. The extra isn't even for your pity, it's a sad attempt to kickstart the economy from the bottom (I may be inferring something here), knowing mindless sponges like you will easy come easy go the money.

>> No.18179136

>>18179108
I'm a wagie too and am also bitter about the neetbucks. O well, time to go risk my life and waste my time for marginal benefit.

>> No.18179160

>>18177830
>36k in midwest.
Try 192k in midwest.
Losers will always be losers, you'll throw a bit of a fuss when the titty is popped out of your mouth, but it will be as effective as the protests to the ebt rollbacks last year.

>> No.18179165

>>18178433
Demand a pay raise you moron. Caronavirus is reducing the labour supply which means your labour is worth more.

>> No.18179172
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>Enjoy being proud of your useless existence making 3k a month off of the backs of your peers. You aren't *gaming* the system, that requires work and intelligence. It's a handout, you pleb. The extra isn't even for your pity, it's a sad attempt to kickstart the economy from the bottom (I may be inferring something here), knowing mindless sponges like you will easy come easy go the money.

>> No.18179193

>>18179165
It's the opposite, the labour demand is being reduced. Labour supply has never been higher

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>>18174067
Has anyone received anything yet?

>> No.18179216

>>18179193
Lots of people are scared and are refusing to leave the house, labour supply is reduced. Demand higher pay for the increased risk and stop being a pussy.

>> No.18179298

>>18179216
Mate your off your chops if you think this is a demand issue. Business are closing and letting off staff not because staff don't want to come in but because they don't need the staff. Also farmers are getting flooded with job applicants just like Cole's and Woolworths were

Also I work in an award industry. It's literally impossible for me to get a pay rise as an individual.

>> No.18179353

>>18178274
can i get unemploymnt if i quit my last job 3 years ago before becoming NEET

>> No.18179435

>>18179353
Probably not, but apply anyways? They’re probably being overwhelmed with applications and might approve you without looking too hard

>> No.18179481

>>18174067
but...when hyperinflation hits what are you making?????

>> No.18179483 [DELETED] 

>>18174075
Work is a sacred act of kindness and expressed free human will to contribute to life make it more wonderful then it is for all of us.
The best acts of kindness are done totally for free with happiness of the child feeding hungry ducks in the park.
Please do not participate in the acts of usury! Do not work for the mark of the Devil ((( Money )))
I don't want you to lie on the sofa until you get sick and die. I want to tell you, that you all are sleeping angels in the cocoon of lies. Each human has enormousness power of creation. Power is in unity , cause is each and one human needs to get met in order to live and thrive and get functional on this plane keeping balance health and beauty of that garden that we are fruits of and suppose to be functional nourishing contributing. The truth is not in peoples minds and world exist with or with out people. As soon you realize that as sooner will be noticed truth all the time in the front of our eyes accessible to observe and take notes, beyond imaginary noise that we created in our minds. Social gossip is misleading us to a few peoples profit. <-- nothing new please do not even pretend surprised we know grabbers got to the steering wheel of humanity and start shaking boat for profit and total usury by lie. You have to be made to believe nonsense on mass media it is totally non existing , but suggested to imagine absurd!

>> No.18179493

>>18179298
Lots of essential businesses are increasing wages because they're scared shitless of people not coming into work because covid-19.

>> No.18179497

>>18174067
Dont forget to thank Bernie Sanders, his amendment is the reason why unemployment is so good

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>>18174067
>create a bill that makes it more profitable to be unemployed than to work
>try to resuscitate the economy
uhmayyyyzinnnn grace how sweeeeeht da souuuunnnnddd

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>>18174075
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Rsy2MlHXVE3y/

consider this: https://www.bitchute.com/video/XGSwnCqd6sgC/

>> No.18179554 [DELETED] 

>>18174115
Oh, you easy Nancy spreading your lags and banding over , because you want that too?

Free cheese is in the rat trap, you understand that?

>> No.18179584

>>18174617
Uh hi, based department??

>> No.18179589

>>18179518
woah.. cute and based.

>> No.18179597 [DELETED] 

>>18174425
there is no globe either We are not living on a ball.
Earth is not flat, but water around continents is = you are not gay , but your boyfriend is. Got it?

>> No.18179610 [DELETED] 

>>18174503
https://www.strawpoll.me/19651714/r

>> No.18179621

>>18177790
YOU HAD TWO (2) YEARS

>> No.18179638 [DELETED] 

>>18179518
https://www.strawpoll.me/19651714/r

So you like cheese in the Rat Trap ? ... =O)

>> No.18179673

>>18179108
Stay mad nigger I'm gonna sit around and shitpost and laugh at memes and collect 1000s. Better yet I just scored 150k profit betting the market would tank. And I'll use the extra cash (thanks btw) to buy even more LINK and boomer rocks. Get fucked.

>> No.18179690 [DELETED] 

>>18179493
everyone knows its a swindle and use it for own benefit. As long we do as men , who gives us money, say. We just grinding each other so that rich could easy us chew.

>> No.18179727

>>18177573
This is an Aussie thread, mutt. Our companies only need to show a 30% drop in revenue for us to be eligible. Cope harder.

>> No.18179735

>>18177830
shut up mutt the Midwest is not in Australia

>> No.18179741

>>18174067
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflation

>> No.18180129

>>18179108
brainwashed bruv