/biz/ - Business & Finance

get fucked bullcuck

The bill passing was supposed to make me money. Lost $1k today. Fuck this place

>>18134148
Well shit
just give up on fighting corona already

>>18134148
its the second strain

how many of you faggot bulls bought at the top? kek

It's the weekend again. Fuck.

I am financially secure

>>18134172
get fucked bullcuck

>*ring ring*
Jerome
>*ring ring*
JEROME
>*ring ring*
JEROME PICK UP THE PHONE
>*ring ring*
GOD DAMN IT JEROME THE STOCK MARKET ENDED RED TODAY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>*ring ring*
ANSWER ME YOUR WORTHLESS FED KIKE I SPENT TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON LIQUIDITY AND TRUMPBUX, I BUSTED MY ASS OFF TO GET MASSIE TO FUCK OFF AT STOPPING ME FROM BAILING OUT ISRAEL AND THE MARKET ENDED RED! R-E-D!
>*ring ring*
JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE I NEED MORE PUMPS
>*ring ring*
STOP STREET SHITTING WITH PAJEET AND ANSWER THE GOD DAMN PHONE
>*ring ring*
JEROME
>*ring ring*
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18134172
you had two days to milk the fucking bill

>dollar is down
>gold futures are down
What kind of clowny bullshit is this?

>>18134172
Lost $120 so far
Have $2800 in

Trump finally using the DPA

>>18134192
I thought it was thursday all day and left all my money in the market FUCK

>>18134208
three

>>18134209
it did the same thing when it was crashing

>>18134172
We pumped almost 3% on indices before the dump, how the fuck did you lose money? Kek'd

>Were the last shorts squeezed after 4 day of pumping?
>Yes
>Did we trigger the bull run threshold?
>Yes
>Have the jornous baited them back into buying?
>Yes
>Did the bill pass
>Yes
>...

How long until Jeromes inevitable resignation?
Days? Hours?

>>18134209
Are libertarians finally going to learn that their gold hedge and fiat memes are just that, memes?

>>18134148
>Free chart:
>http://www.tradingview.com
>https://www.finscreener.com/
Is there any option to arrange multiple charts and in general customize your kind of "dashboard" as you would like with different indices, shares, currencies etc.?

(((tradingview))) asks for 60$/month for 8 charts only.

oh god I'm dooomping

This was just a tiny drop. Now we have to wait for the weekend. Like on a roller coaster where you're about go down, but they have a holding brake at the top so you are just staring down into the void below.

>>18134148
if i had to wear one of those spacesuits id spray paint it to look like a minion

the dump was priced in

Imagine unironically, and I mean UNIRONICALLY, being a Bullcuck right now

>>18134209
An inflationary depression where you failed to realize gold is inflated

>>18134156
I liked her pop parts as well but 1989 was the last good album. I didnt even bother to listen to her later works. Just garbage piled on garbage.

Cant believe this is 10 years old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfjPHmgBPF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS2WLrRShO8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xg3vE8Ie_E

>>18134221
>WE'RE NOT GONNA PRODUCE SHIT

>WAIT WTF I THOUGHT TRADING HAD STOPPED WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING DOWN AFTER HOURS

>>18134172
You were supposed to sell after support break on the EOD run up, retard. Didn't you read the memo? It was the first time all fucking week the chart displayed any level of logic.

IM SUCH A FUCKING RETARD HOLY SHIT KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME

I left 10x leverage position for the weekend on oil futures and it will liquidate if the piece of shit falls 10%. fuck fuck fuck.

Are futures traded over weekends? Im one dumb motherfucker, goddamn

>>18134172
It seems to me that people are uncomfortable with holding stocks over the weekend. I'm never buying on Friday

bought a bunch of index stock at start today was up pretty good now broke even, my spy calls got fucked though

>PUMP SEASON
DUMP SEASON
>PUMP SEASON
DUMP SEASON
>PUMP SEASON
DUMP SEASON
>DUMP SEASON
PUMP SEASON, SELL!

How bullish and priced in is this?

>>18134205
leld

WTI in under 20bucks. Why is it not a good idea to buy that bottom bitch and drop it in June when the ruskies and saudis quit their tissy fit? Asking for a friend.

i need at least -10% on monday just to break even... i don't feel so good, bobos......

>>18134172
Greedy bulls slaughtered today. Greedy bears slaughtered all week. Now you know not to try timing the market.

>>18134148
DBPK X S&P 500 2X
so if i have 1k euro and buy this now. i could make 300 euro on monday?
How did that guy with 500 bucks make 100k shorting?

>>18134290
anon i...

it is the end?

>>18134290
Oil is traded 24/7 but if you mean a nasdaq ctf they go on futures and will rebalance on sunday into monday and if they go down 10% yeah you're fucked. It will open with 0 worth on the ctfs

>>18134309
Extremely

your move bobos

>>18134309
They already paid, very bullish.

>>18134290
Ech... I can't believe people bought oil after so many people including me listing so many reasons right now not too.

>>18134290
Mein Führer. Ich...

>>18134312
Because you'd be better served putting that money in XOM.

>>18134290
Anon...

>>18134312
Look at their financials. IIRC they basically are only viable if oil goes to 80 dollars a barrel. They can't hold on that long with all that debt.
*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Nevermind, who knows

Added a little to my positions. I have 60K left which is 60% of my funds, going to try to hold til we really crater. Any suggestions on what I should buy next?

>>18134244
remember that somebody took the time to edit this scene with vaginal penetration and edit out the commentary.

why is nobody buying boomer rocks? are they being removed too fast?

>niggers dying of corona in Dominican republic
so much for the heat killing it

rip my life to shreds

>>18134321
it should say if it's a bull or bear somewhere

>>18134309
Incredibly bullish no one likes the Dutch. I hope to watch the House of Orange burn.

>>18134312
I may double down in april. Not sustainable

I've lost $130 out of $750, just started last week, this sucks man. Dunno how I'll prepare for next week, but I really need to recoup these losses.

America preparing to be in an even worse situation than Italy and Spain. It's going to be a blood red Monday.

>>18134370
where?

are we getting raided by /pol/ getting raided by /x/ again?

A third of my portfolio is sqqq bought around 20, and the rest is long in stocks/ETFs. Plan on dumping sqqq after s&p crash and buying more cheapies. Am i gonna make it?

>>18134346
kek

>>18134378
WHO has preliminary data to suggest that CV is not affected by weather.

>>18134387
>>18134387
It go's up when sp 500 goes down. but i am just looking at the numbers and with a decent dump i would make 30% at most.
just wondering how some people make 1000% gains on some puts

>>18134269
I wanna go back to 2010-2013 so bad bros :(

>>18134396
>Numbers brought to you by liars

>>18134148
Not sure if hodling sqqq was brilliant play or not. I'm only in like $500 so it's w/e but I'm expecting nice hot news over the weekend of death, exponential growth, and hospitals filled with suffering people. I really want to make a long oil play but not sure we're near market bottom yet. I want to see Russia and saud push prices down to $10/bbl and totally wreck energy for a little while

>>18134245
Why do you want to watch multiple charts at once? Even when i do day trades i only need the one chart and watchlist on the side to monitor activity.

>>18134319
It's literally inverse what we have been experience the weeks prior to this.
>red all week and pumps half an hour before close on Friday
>green all week and dumps half an hour before close on Friday

I may be down due to poor decision making and greed, but I take solace in the fact that I was up a lot just a week ago, and i'm still down less than the market overall.

>>18134391
Tard listen to me, you picked the worst time to start investing. Come back in 3 months.
>I'm being nice to you here

>>18134391
Start sucking dick on the side. If you suck dick half as good as you suck at investing you'll recoup your losses in no time.

>tfw for some reason made a stupid decision of buying a 3/27 237p contract today
Oh well, lesson learned. Atleast my 240p printed a bit.

>>18134402
where the fuck do you think?
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e49fae0e39f0

So... are we not going to Romanos or what

I bought stocks today, and now I'm financially ruined.

>>18134421
John Hopkins University actually but yes I know any stats you don't like are Mossad

>>18134354
Why? Dividends? WTI can rise fast as fuck

>>18134418
it helps when you can ride the IV mountain up

>>18134418
500 into 100k, probably bought the x15-x20 leveraged ones very, very early and day traded them. you can't hold them because several of the 10% pumps we've had would have made them worthless.
you can also snipe them if they are extremely close to knockout and becoming worthless, buy like 10000 of them for pennies, and with some luck the underlying reverses or goes up even a smidge and boom there you go 1000%+ returns
have made some insane returns myself on the DAX x15 ctfs

I'm down 200 pts this week and nothing I did stopped that.

Imagine calling yourself a bull after missing 90% of the bear market rally.

>>18134427
You can wait on oil. We are maybe 20% above the potential bottom. When you do get in play it safe and invest in majors. XOM is my favorite because they are very well positioned to gobble up market share when things turn a corner. And the dividend.
Best of luck.

>>18134451
If they can do 9/11 they can make a fake graph for John Hopkins.

>>18134421

Trump orders GM to start making ventilators

>>18134469
That last drop didn't even make a new daily low. It will be a bear trap and the real drop will come later.

>>18134445
Gonna miss that show, it triggered everyone

>>18134369
Complete the holy Trinity: BABA, TCEHY, NTES

>>18134479
Yes I am sure Israel, who absolutely love how much of a shill Trump is for their interests, want to tank his economy and get Obama's VP, listen to yourself you dumb fuck

>>18134428
I like the impression of the candles. But can i customize the ticker of any indices, shares, currencies, values in general as i want in the free version of the dashboard? Everywhere i click for customizing they tell me i had to get (((pro))).

does sqqq and the like decay over weekends or just over trading days

>>18134450
Kek, classic /biz/!

>>18134497
wasn't one of his attack lines going to be that Biden/Sanders would bring socialism?

DEATHS: 17%

>>18134502
at least we're back to the middle of the pension switch pump. I think we're in for a slow burn down now.

>>18134465
>>18134464
Okay. so as a first trade should i just put my 1k play money into DBPK X S&P 500 2X
now or wait for monday to open?
or is it just an order now that will,l execute on monday at opening?

i am constantly getting bait and switched by the market rocketing everywhere for random reasons, i'm just gonna go long and DCA this shit

>>18134172

>>18134112
how many?
There are plenty of other bodyweight things to do!
>>18134128
How does he come up with this stuff... he's a comic genius
>>18134140
oh yeah...
I dunno, I'm kinda liking TWM. And I expect American Tower to hold up well.
>>18134257
Goodness. Do you think they're OK?
They were probably veryvery old...

>>18134506
I am staying light in China rn. Any other suggestions anon?

>>18134497
did gm ever produce ventilators?

>>18134451
Alright, I'll chill. You get it, I get it

>>18134450
this should be a banner

>he didn't liquidate his buys from the "return to normal" this week
>holding his position over the weekend while thing escalate
>probably will hold them for the duration of next weeks dump
>says he's a "bull" and "bears" are "btfo" on the business sub forum of a cantonese chess board

>>18134148
It is a swindle nothing happen never was any problem in the first place , there is no such a think
Its more about over billion dollar check from tax payers pockets to solve "National Crisis" that does not exist.
=O)

>>18134541
>can't even post properly sized images
Just stop talking you dumb fuck

>>18134546
>implying 100% of my holdings aren't SQQQ

>>18134533
>There are plenty of other bodyweight things to do!
Im also trying step ups with water containers, pike push ups for shoulers, some pull ups and bodyweight rows

Slowly getting the hang of it but I miss squats and bench presses

>>18134504
I have not laughed so hard in years
Can you imagine having such amazing bro's that hang out and dont kinkshame you?
>You actually got fucked by a heyana girl when you transformed into a girl. dude wtf
>well whatever, wanna go to the cowplace next?

>>18134541
>sourceless graph 383x221
lol kys my man

>https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trump-invokes-defense-act-to-require-gm-to-make-ventilators-2020-03-27

yeah, im thinkin' this nothingburger is over now.

>>18134540
dont think so but GM Ford and Tesla have all said they have the capability to switch manufacturing to produce them

>>18134528
markets are closed so it won't execute. best just wait until you get an idea of what the market looks like on monday

Get ready for a green monday bulls. Think about all the positive news we can look forward to now the stimulus has passed.
1. Uh
2. Hmm
3.

>>18134530
Same

>>18134474
Yep that was my plan, XOM, BP, etc. Thanks oilbro.

>>18134148
Yup just as I thought, its just like HIV and hides in the effector memory T-cells endings causing permanent reoccurring lung damage until death.

Cat fight on CNBC

>>18134290
Anon... Finna bout to get BOGGED...

>>18134528
wait for monday morning and look at the futures, anything in the green typically means its gonna be a good day

>>18134597
3. Jesus appears and cures everyone

>>18134555
The FBI VPN has been slow this week.
Jerome gets first gibs for the brrrrrrr machines

>>18134597
In the clownmarket these are massive bull signals

Are there any financial planners here who want to help me assemble my portfolio? I have a traditional IRA with a present market value of about $8,500, which I would like to fully invest. Barring any major changes to my personal circumstances, the size of this account is fixed, since I've switched over entirely to Roth contributions (I have a net-negative tax rate), and I may consider rolling this account over into my Roth IRA at some point.

So far, you can see that I have about 30% in stocks, plus 8.75% on SDOW. If I don't get creamed on Monday, or otherwise have reason to believe that things will continue to turn for the worst. I will probably purchase more shares of SDOW.

I have now about 22% still invested in the SWAGX bond mutual fund. I sold the majority of my shares after the big dump recently and plan on selling the rest soon to invest in stocks. If I do keep in bonds, I need the yield to be high enough to be worth it, which at this point would be about 5% yield or higher, so I'll need to delve into corporate bonds. I've noted that Kraft-Heinz offers bonds of suitable yield that still have investment-grade ratings, so I may consider that. When I was looking at it earlier, I believe Schwab said the minimum purchase was $4,000, which would be a large portion of this account. I suppose there are certain corporate bond ETFs that might also have a suitable yield, but I worry about their safety.

>>18134549
this china do not make virus or any bad thing like this
america stop to blame all ur problem on china, best country in the world america is dogs, absolutely dogs

>>18134528
the underlying is futures of the underlying unless stated otherwise in the prospect
so for example if monday s&p opens -5%, you have missed 10% gains. and who knows if it drops further, maybe it does.
most pros try to catch the swings with these from what i've seen, and trading them very rapidly with large amounts as the x15+ ones change really quickly in price, and with some skill you can hedge both bull and bear and win by repeatedly selling and buying from the tiny price changes

>>18134290
Why the fuck would you long oil?

>>18134624
Sell everything and move into cash, Buy indexes at DOW 12-14K

>>18134607
well that's hell of a conclusion to jump to.

Any plans for monday bros?

>trump was literally just saying we dont need more vents
>realized this was retarded and invoked a fucking defense act to mass produce them
bearish or bullish? I'm going with bearish short term, bullish long term.

>>18134524
>STOCKS: -17%
MONDAY

>>18134624
>SNSS

>>18134450
sorry to hear that

>>18134634
Why would you not

>>18134269
Most artists get worse over time, after a certain point

What a qt though... such a successful and attractive and accomplished and attractive woman... shit why haven't I accomplished anything like that or bred anything like that?

>>18134643
Laugh at Bullcuck cope

>>18134646
18k and stop for the day

>>18134420
fucking retarded zoomer. that was not a good time

>>18134644
Trumpish.

>>18134622
What even is this graph nigger? I'm talking about coronavirus trajectories not fucking climate change. I know keeping track of your extra chromosomes is hard but pay attention to what other people are talking about in the thread, yeah?

>>18134172
*AHEM*
priced in

>>18134420
I don't, that period fucking sucked for everything from the economy to entertainment.

>>18134172
You trade contrarian in this market, noob.

There's going to be mass deaths in New York by Monday. Literally trucks full of bodies and mass graves.

>>18134624
Age, risk tolerance, job stability, income, goal with this account(retirement, yolo, savings for a house etc) ?

T. Used to be a financial planner

>>18134450
Well, give it a month. You're just ahead of the curve!

>>18134647
Do you think SNSS is actually going anywhere

>>18134667
you don't understand... it was if you were around college age and not flat broke at the time.

>>18134624
>Are there any financial planners here
degenerate gamblers only.
i switched my sdow for dog. and somewhat marginally decreased my exposure before close today.

>sold after the dump
rip. Kraft is probably a bit risky. I like it, but it's a bit scary. no idea about bonds tho.

Jesus

>>18134633
Is there a list of things an European is allowed to do on IB?
Or should i just go and trade on degiro in euro stocks?

>>18134211
I'm going to assume you dumped right? RIGHT?

>>18134644
It's not about needing vents, it's about needing factories to produce something. He's trying to prevent unemployment.

>>18134684
AAAAAAAAAAA

PLEASE DON'T LET PETE BE ONE OF THEMM!!!!!

>>18134686
Why'd you stop?

>>18134624
>SNSS
Anon...

>>18134672
Projected numbers are rarely right

>>18134684
>bodies stacking up in the streets of Jew York after stimulus package passes
Oh Vey! That sounds extremely bullish!!!

>>18134703

>>18134684
>New York is full of jews
>Cali is full of jews
>Literally trucks full of bodies and mass graves

yeah im thinkin' bullish.

>>18134711
This.
He called me on the phone and told me hisself

>>18134703
What the fuck is that?

>>18134396
ha ha ha there is no such a thing nada never was no one get sick or die it a swindel

has anybody put together a list of companies with stock prices down 50% or more from their recent peak, but that wont actually fail and go into bankruptcy?

A list of cheapies as it were

Damn corona doing 60k new cases a day this shit might actually take off

This is happening:
https://theunionjournal.com/truckers-dont-want-to-deliver-to-coronavirus-epicenter-nyc/

heh, nothing personal r*ddit bears, but your ''''''''crisis'''''''''' has been solved.

>>18134148
Are they still using the 30% reliable tests?

>>18134703
looks like somebody accidentally typed 262 instead of 252

Why did trump tweet: HOLY FUCK FORD WHAT THE ABSOLUTE HOOOOOOOLY, MAKE VENTILATORS DIOS MIO!! AHHHHHHH!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!

>>18134420
Not a good time at all man. Hardcore sjws pretty much took over college campuses.

>>18134436
Wrong. I am on my second week of investing and i made 300 off 1000. But desu i am now scared shitless as I've come to understand how much i don't know. But buying the dip has been working well for me.

>>18134703
Actually made me open TOS again holy shit what the fuck was that.

>>18134704
not sure what you mean. but almost all euro brokers/bankers have these or their equivalents unless your countries SEC forbids them (because it's basically gambling lol)
http://www.nasdaqomxnordic.com/etp/leverage-certificates

>>18134712
Tuchituch unironically has the rona
https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/live-blog/coronavirus-updates-senate-white-house-reach-deal-2-trillion-stimulus-n1169196/ncrd1169671?&ampcf=1

Puts on Tuchman I guesz

>>18134745
If you're interested in this, just get European trackers

>>18134376
Did you miss the green dildo this week?

>>18134755
Came down from his coke binge.

BEARS ARE BACK SHITFUCKERS

>>18134745
SSL

>>18134738
That is a massive sell order. About 2.1 million at once.

>>18134771
>yfw he spread it to everyone working the floor

>>18134749
WILD MOBS LOOTING GROCERY TRUCKS
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>18134745
BAC JPM WFC are all pretty close

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm down .72% today, could have been worse. Boy oh boy what an alarming close, feels almost... familiar. Too busy to place any trades 2day, pretty glad I'm not holding any leverage. Soft red across tha board, put spreads looking healthier. Still unsure of where we're going, been reading the book reluctant linked me kek, it's actually really good :o Might start using ToS monkeybars now.
Got an email from my boss saying they want to "hold me in reserve" in case anyone at work gets sick, a lot of people have quit. I'm still getting paid, so it looks like my corona vacation may last a little longer than most :o
This week we're going to the Romano's in Austin, Texas. Sorry for poastin late, was on the phone with my parents

>>18134777
checked

>>18134608
who between?!
>>18134597
Seriously? We've been over this:
1. already greasing up further stimulus deals to bicker over while the street drools and gets hopefule

2. ANY progress on oil
(I'm not sure if Dawnold can actually do anything. He's kind of a pussy)

>>18134571
Only in a world free of std's and pregnancy risks, where succubi exist and every other magical race you can think of...
And they do give eachother shit, like stunk for banging elf grannies

>>18134789
seconding jpm

>>18134703
Rofl I expect this kind of stuff with bitcoin, not on SPY. Fat finger tastic.

>>18134770
Wealthsimple won't even let me trade fucking Disney because it isn't CDIC listed

Risky America inverse ETFs though? That's fine. Clown broker, clown government, clown country, clown market.

>>18134745
*posts list of every stock outside the US*

Why you would invest in shitholes like Europe is beyond me.

>>18134777
Oof can't argue with those trips and a pepe image

>>18134725
Holy shit you think this government has any fucking idea what it's doing? This is how I know you're from /pol/ and not /biz/, because for all the retardation here, nobody is this fucking wilfully ignorant. Please actually contract it and die, so you can be removed from the gene pool.

>>18134376
Gold is already high and right now people are panicking so much they worry about gold as well. The only thing stbale at these times is cash. So the dollar jumped in value.

I dont think gold will rise much in the coming days but it will remain stable at 1600.

>>18134712
>Why'd you stop?
I dont really see a future in face to face financial planning 20yrs from now. Plus ETF's have BTFO of most of the industry

>>18134771
I KNOW
that's why I said I don't want him to be one of the corpses!

>>18134777
stocks only go down

This week may be the Bog's greatest masterpiece yet. No amount of bad news would dump the market. Bears capitulate after jobs fail to generate results. Then dump the NEXT day, at the very end, after a slow pump until 15 minutes before close

>>18134711
Why not dildos with jerome's face?

>>18134703
The fuck is this Program and do they have it for linux

Now that boomers are all going to die we don't have to put up with mesothelioma ads anymore, because literally anyone with mesothelioma who gets 'rona will die.

>>18134804
These ETFs will soon get liquidated. They're no longer tracking the index properly. If you want real exposure you should trade the e-mini. Everything else is dogshit.

>>18134777
checked

>>18134788
anon... that's a moving truck, those are movers.

>>18134796
Carla Fiornia(or something) some analyst and the young blonde on CNBC that sounds like a Valley High school girl

>>18134820
this -2.5% dump is fucking nothing though

>>18134812
Kek, seething this much. We are still handling this way better than China and they are probably experts on the virus now.

>>18134826
Don't forget diabeetus

>>18134777
The bear will leave its cave forever

>>18134777
Just one red day doesn't mean anythi-
>777
We got too cocky bullbros.

>>18134777
these digits cannot lie. we tried to warn you bros you didn't listen. you thought it was just the flu bros...

>>18134825
It's think or swim. It's provided by TD ameritrade. And I don't think it's a linux compatible. You could always use the windows interface or whatever program though. I'm blanking on the name

>>18134777
how many circuit breakers will we trip next week?

>>18134640
I'm buying SDOW to hopefully ride some of the wave down. I don't really want to buy index funds here. I'd rather buy individual stock. My existing stocks are defensive, that should be able to weather the coronavirus okay.

>>18134647
It's a defensive stock since it's prospects won't be affected by the coronavirus.

>>18134686
- Late 20s
- I have a high appetite for risk in this account, but am also interested in any investments that are above 5% if the safety of them offset the lower potential reward
- Stable job
- ~$90,000 income
- This account is a traditional IRA that I don't plan to take distributions from until retirement. I'd like to have some fun investments in here that are enjoyable to follow. It wouldn't be catastrophic if stupidity or bad luck took the balance here to $0.
- I already "own" a house with about half the term left on a 30-year mortgage.

>919 deaths in Italy today
>US has not even started dying
Imagine being told in January that this Chink flu in some obscure city will change the world

>>18134844
my 63 y/o dad has the beetus. he refuses to stop working even though Ive told him multiple times. I have just accepted it

>>18134795
-2.5% today but +22% this week. Im starting DCA into oil USO for the longer term. ready for Black Sheep

>>18134842
Yeah we are doing a daggum good job brother I’ll cheers to that!!

>Some ledditor yolo'd 900 dollars on NFLX 20 minutes from close to 18k
>Meanwhile I lose 300 on Spy puts in the morning
lol

>>18134854
I was bullish before but those holy trips are impossible to agree with. I guess I have been converted to a bear now.

>>18134796
They give each other banter, not shit
they are completely okay with the choices the others make, they just dont understand them.

lets agree on one thing this shitstorm did good.
airbnb and property squatters are fucking bust. DEAD
deserve it so fucking much

>>18134814

Were you just a planner or generalist or did you specialize in something? Always curious about those that leave the industry since I never hear back from them. Like ever.

>>18134814
truuuue
did you figure out something else to do?

>>18134839
Kayla, morgan, or most likely sara?

>>18134703
uhhh...
too late to buy more TWM??

>>18134396

>>18134862
4.

7, 13 and 20%. Then another one after we halted trading. A breaker we didnt even know existed. A breaker beyond anything we could imagine now.
Come monday night we will be able to hear colours and smell sounds. But we will feel only fear

>>18134891
airbnb is good, tho, fuck the hotel oligopoly

>>18134701
My thinking is that there are KHC bonds that have a yield close to the current dividend yield. But bonds offer fixed payments, so even if KHC has to cut its dividend (which would probably also tank the stock price), the bonds would continue to give the same payments.

>>18134862
Two minimum on monday.

Screencap this post.

>>18134862
5. 1 per day.

>>18134764
Talk to me after a year and see if you still believe that Dunning–Kruger horseshit
>easy come easy go

>>18134677
thats a nice painting

>I was going to sell SQQQ that I bought at 20 today right before close
>Ended up needing to take a big fat shit at 3:45pm
>Not done shitting until 4:25, fucking tacos I made ripped through my asshole
This big shit I took is either going to make me or break me isn't it?

>>18134862

>>18134911
lol didn't Trey and Matt eventually concede to him?

>>18134684
Watch them turn the subway into a massive catacomb

>>18134865
we've been through swine flu and bird flu and other shit before so it wouldn't even be that incredibly surprising tbhwy.

>>18134891
>AirBnB
>dead

Not even.

>>18134857
thinkorswim works on Linux, it's a java program. Only downside is the fact that you don't have access to the livestream. But you might as well stream bloomberg anyways using mpv, youtube-dl and their m3u8 at https://www.bloomberg.com/media-manifest/streams/phoenix-us.m3u8

>>18134862
Monday is going to be a bloodbath

So who wants to predict future news that will affect the market?

>50k deaths by Monday morning
>Federal Lockdown
>Powell announces double QE
>Popeyes is no longer deemed essential
>Avatar 2 is delayed again

go up you fucking oil

>>18134941
Yeah, and they realized how retarded it was to do nothing just because China is still going to be taking a dump on the environment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AW4nSq0hAc

>>18134891
Soon brother. Soon.

>>18134703
Did somebody sell a fuckton of puts and get assigned here? what am I looking at?

>>18134962
>Powell announces double QE
He already announced infinite QE anon, its over

>>18134947
Bird flu killed, in total, 30% less people than we had corona deaths. In Italy. Today.

>>18134961
Can't wait till Wall St itself starts catching it

>>18134880
Hey in case you haven't noticed they have closed off to all foreigners and there is rioting going on there.

>>18134946
They're using refrigerated trucks as mobile morgues. Which is genius, because they can just drive out to a quarry and dump the bodies out, and drive back for more.

The absolute state of mutt's in 2020


>Both US aircraft carriers in the Pacific are taken out of action by coronavius for up to a MONTH - giving China an almost free hand in the region
USS Theodore Roosevelt and USS Ronald Reagan are the only two US aircraft carriers in the Pacific; both have sailors who have tested positive to COVID-19
The diagnoses have prompted USS Theodore Roosevelt to port in Guam, where it could be held for at least a month
USS Ronald Reagan is currently in port in Tokyo, Japan, and it is unclear whether all of its crew will now be quarantined
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8161181/Sailors-aircraft-carriers-Pacific-coronavius.html

>>18134966
>Demand low
>Supply going through the roof
>Oil going up
Anon...

Bobros, I'm getting hosed on my puts expiring next Friday. I think my losses are going to wind up $1000 on fucking SPY puts. Fuck this dead cat bounce.

However, for my oilbros, I just put another $250 each into SSL, WES, MRO, and CVE. I would have put more into PAA and I should have last week when they were super low, but I was too focused on my short game and forgot to pay attention to my long game.

Paycheck comes in on Monday so I'll have another 3k to play with then, probably going to focus mainly on DCA into more shares rather than play with puts. I think I'm done with being a "trader" and I'm going back to my Grahamian roots and just look for cigar butts lying on the trading floor. If I feel the urge to speculate again I'll just buy more BTC.

>>18134961
>mfw I got Reg T'd
>can't make bank on Monday

>>18134995
If China attacks without a formal declaration of war we'll nuke em. Just saying.

>>18134795
fiction or that trading book?
How are the folks??

Forgot that I still have a lovecraft story to finish, halfway through the terror at redhook or sumpin.

Mediocre week, made some mistakes, lost some money, added more to positions I like.

>>18134561
Good for you! There's all sorts of good stuff to do with this time... Let's try not to spend too much of it shitposting!! (oops too late)

>>18134795
Did you remember to stock up on discounted Romano's gift cards at Costco?

>>18135003
>expiring next friday
You're fine, buying volume dried up and the 50MA crossed the 200MA today, selling is gonna be brutal next week probably.

>>18134995
You're right, that's worrying. But you know what China should be worried about? All the Virginias, Seawolfs and Ohios that haven't surfaced since batflu went worldwide; and are loaded to the gills with nukes and tomahawks.

>Placed an order for a fund on Wednesday
>Finally the lazy fuck approves it today and then things went red in a matter of hours

Is investing in funds a scam?

Americans: socialism bad trump good
also Amereicans: yay 1200 socialist gibs pls thx

>>18134995
Naval Officer here, our carriers don't prevent China from "having a free hand in the region" anyway. If we decide we need to threaten navylets at any time in the next few hours to months, those ships can get underway and do their mission even if some of the sailors have minor colds. In fact, that's normal for operations. Disease spreads like fucking mad on ships anyway, and sick sailors are for the most part required to work until they start shitting themselves uncontrollably.

Basically, don't believe the media hype.

>>18134962
> Martial law declared in major cities
> Trump fails to sign stimulus bill because lolclownworld
> stage 4 civil unrest because gibs are delayed until may or june, OR gibs turn out to be a lien against next years taxes.
> Amazon forced to shut down warehouses because of massive covid outbreaks
> Highways shut down and trucks stop truckin'

We have only begun the real B O G G I N G

>>18134703
>>18134754
What exactly happened here? Please explain it like I'm from Reddit.

>>18134929
Which part? Are you saying wven after a year it still doesnt matter? Tbh i see this as calculated gambling.

who /buyingoilcalls/ here. im looking at USO $10 calls for Jan 15 2022.

>>18135040
holy Fuck are you blind or why the fuck would you do any long term investing right now?
it's so obvious that wasn't the bottom

>>18134886
Just saw it. He literally turned $900 into $18k.

Imagine you had $90k and did that, you'd have $1.8m

>>18134513
bump for answer

>>18134857
TD has hella trading fees though doesnt it?

>>18134936
take your mobile phone with the sinkorswim app next time lmao you fucking taco beast.

There's no fucking way next week is red right? I just went all in on TQQQ and SPXL.

>>18135038
>>18135015

>The U.S will destroy the world if attacked

All the more reason America must be stopped.

>>18135031
God I hope so. I never would have guessed we'd see the best fucking week for stocks in almost a century this week with VIX so high. I've lost pretty much all faith in it as a predictive factor.

>>18135070
$0 fees unless you need boomer assisted trading.

>>18134450
This should be our smg mato along with buy sqqq

>>18135068
I imagine gambling 900 away is a lot easier than gambling 90k away haha

>>18135053
>Trump fails to sign stimulus bill because lolclownworld
huh

>>18135070
TD in canada has high fees. TD in the USA (TD ameritrade) has quite low fees. And canadians can no longer make accounts with TD ameritrade lmao.

>>18135070
There are literally no fees in most brokerage now a days. For as much of a meme that RH maybe, they changed the game.

>>18134991

They'll be fine, just a flesh wound

>>18135062
>why the fuck would you do any long term investing right now?

Because the market always goes up.

>>18135017
Trading book! The more I think about it the more I agree with her that volume/market profile combined with level 2 n market depth are the only relevant indicators for daytrading. Just look at today kekkies, the dump into close could have been easily called if you assumed the indices would pop back to their point of control after staying too high on thin volume :o
http://www.r-5.org/files/books/trading/charts/market-profile/James_Dalton-Markets_in_Profile-EN.pdf

>>18135070
0 for stock trades. .65 cents an option trade.

>>18134680
the fuck you talking about, the office season 7-9 were during that time

>>18135041
also Americans: awww im drowning from pneumonia and literally can't leave my house and therefore can't work because of a global fucking pandemic. maybe stop for a second and consider the context.

>>18135119
I've been using RH until now. Might hop onto TD then if they have snazzy software that makes me feel like a hacker

>>18135090
So far the market has been:
>red when everything pointed to it being green
>green when everything pointed to it being red
and everything points to monday as being red. Make what you will of that.

>>18135070
No fees.

>>18135091

Bring it on, faggot.

>>18135051
So what are the odds of the US navy beating the chinese navy in a straight up 1v1 (carrier aircraft included), no nukes, assuming it got to that point? Would we just roll over them?

>>18135119
That's for options though, trading stock still has fees.

Anyone want to make a poll to see what the general consensus for Monday is?

>>18135029
we have the infinite giftcard thanks to the rat thank you

So how are you going to get your hands on that 2 Trillion dollars /biz/

>>18135150
Nah, you got it backwards, stocks are free while options are .65/contract in most places.

>>18135091
Imagine if we had actual nations instead of meme modern ones, where everyone's a bastard whose neighbors think they live elsewhere.

>>18135126
can you give a quick summary of what this stuff means and how to use it to day trade? bookmarked the pdf though.

>>18135091
America literally cannot be stopped. Read Zeihan's book or watch him on Youtube.

>>18135148
China wins because of area denial capability within 1000 miles of their shoreline. Anywhere else it's US.

>>18134991
hey better they riot than all die of pneumonia. bullish

>>18135163
.25 on E-Trade. Though actually my options have cost me thousands because i'm retarded and didn't really understand how their prices were determined

>>18135091
>unleash a bioweapon on the world by accident
>bring it under control with insane totalitarianism so you can get back first
>start a war while everyone else is suffering from the virus you released
China has already (accidently) used WMDs on everyone. Nuking them is fair play. It wouldn't "destroy the world", just the Three Gorges Dam and the billion chinks living downstream.

>>18134172
>best week in stock market since 1938
>lost money
why do you hate America?

>>18135148
Yeah it wouldn't even be a contest rn. Everyone if worrying about 10 or 15 years from now when China could have parity. They don't yet though.

>>18135148
Russia and China would have to team up with their collective navies all in one place to even stand a chance against the US fleet.

>>18135038
This.
Retaliation is as easy as destroying ONE key little structure (Xi HATES this simple trick!)

>>18134862
* clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * cunny * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack * * clack *

>>18135151
ok
http://www.strawpoll.me/19634001

>>18135151
https://strawpoll.com/23b7f2a5/r
doubt anyone will vote on it tho, here you go.

>>18135090
Nobody knows. 3 million person jump in unemployment claims. Lots of school are doing limited hours, or moving to distance learning (invest in Zoom). Rail is shutdown, globe is shutdown, news is developing slowly, time is dilating because everyone is constantly focused on the current events.

Tons of totally unprecedented moves from the Fed and the government. Fear is building. Expect chaos.

>>18134863
Priority of goals? Pay of house, maximize contributions? Once you get closer to retirement you can better guess how much income your will need. Unless you know now

Maybe you can renegotiate your mortgage with the recent Fed rate cut your mortgage lender might be cutting their rates as well. Might be desperate for business as well lol. So you have some leverage.Shop around

I wouldnt trade stocks like you are indicating. Multiple studies have shown that the vast majority of people, including sophisticated investors, can not beat the index over the long term.

If you can maximize your contributions, then I would go 90% Low cost Total market ETF, and maybe a 10% in bonds(ETFs, or if you can buy them individually with a good yield)

>>18135206
>>18135206
>>18135206
>>18135206
>>18135206
new thread
>>18135206
>>18135206
>>18135206
>>18135206
>>18135206
new thread
>>18135206
>>18135206
>>18135206
>>18135206
>>18135206
new thread
>>18135206
>>18135206
>>18135206
>>18135206
>>18135206
new thread

>>18134172

boeing only has 137,000 employees in the us. less than 0.045% of the us population. redraw the voting districts and let them fail

>>18135226
kek

>>18135136
It'l be crab day just to fuck with everybody making bets on a big swing on either direction.
I'm starting to think there are more than one each of 0 and 00 on this roulette wheel.

>>18134962
>Popeyes is no longer deemed essential
Oh. Oh no. That would be unwise.

ACK! why are some idiots cutting price targets on JNJ!!! Idiots!!!

>>18135126
hot damn. is that what the book is about?
OK I have to read it then. I would love to make some day trading money to buy more of these cheapies! (and I expect more soon, likely retest... possible breakdown)

I'll give that a look! Saved it and the video she posted.

>>18135176
The captain of Titanic once said that not even God can sink the ship.

>>18135173
If you plot volume as a vertical histogram based on price levels (instead of horizontal based on time like normal) it gives you an interesting picture of where price "wants" to be. Becomes a lot easier to see what levels are being tested/rejected than any indicator or TA method I've found. If you sort of soft-assume that volume through the day follows a roughly normal distribution and add in points certain standard deviations away from mean price action you can find areas where price will either fall/rise through easily (low aggregate volume) or seek out and test/retest (high aggregate volume)

>>18135126
What program is that?

>>18134777
Lol

>>18135298
TDAmeritrade ThinkorSwim

>>18135176
No one thought the USSR would be gone in 1988.

>>18135203
Checked and filled

>>18134826
Whenever I visit my parents I can't believe the sheer number of prescription meds commercials they play on Fox News all day.

>>18135199
Imagine relying on one dam to feed and power your whole country, that when destroyed would decimate infrastructure and drown millions.
>BUT MUH CHINESE HIGH IQ!!!!

>>18135446
The USSR was a fake enemy that wallstreet propped up so the military industrial complex could keep making money after the nazis were gone. No joke can post proof of this since there are plenty of transactions to prove it.

>>18135578
There is a reason why I said 1988: that was the year of the USSR peak oil.
Let's see what happens when shale starts to decline. Depletion never sleeps.

Alright so what's the news this weekend that gives us some direction

>>18134807
I dont know if you know a country by the name of Greece (i know most americans dont know any place other than their state) but that debt-ridden little country made me atleast 40% profit in a couple of months.

Greece is just an example but you can find many countries that are just starting to grow economically after a big crisis. I bought stocks for lets say 1 dollar and they jumped to 4$ in a span of a few months

>>18135109
Why? It's all funny money anyway

>heh, we both went to harvard, trust us america!
felt really smug... do we really need a briefing on GM making ventilators?

Is this just so we're not talking about how unprepared we are and how many are already dead?

>>18136250
you called the bottom of the debt crisis?

>>18134290
I'm short on Exxon. Strike 23 USD. Expires in June. That's a suckers bet, but not as bad as yours. OIL DEMAND IS ABOUT TO GO TO ZERO THE WHOLE WORLD IS IN LOCKDOWN.