/biz/ - Business & Finance

FINALLY

for the retards who don't follow, massie got btfo, bill passed

bill passing was priced in

What stocks are you buying while they're low? Or are you waiting for monday?

BILL PASSED
SELL THE NEWS
JEROME PUMP INC

>Italy, 2020 corona virus outbreak, colorized

Where do we go from here?

ITS DONE SELL SELL BUY PUTS NO MORE AMMO

priced in

ooooooooooooooow my earsss aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYK4tqwHoJY

fuck greenlanders

UHHHHHHHH

lmao saudis can't find customers for their oil now

fucking queer nigger kike commies.

it was priced in already
it was priced in already
it was priced in already
it was priced in already
it was priced in already

>>18130141
Wait I thought only bearish news was priced in? Bulls liked to me

it seems like Italy has been the spread better than any other country as far as i can tell

>use my trumpbux to build dozens of vents using home depot parts
>sell each vent for $1200
yeah, I'm thinking thats bullish

DON’T FUCK THIS UP JEROME
YOU’VE FUCKED ME 3 DAYS ALREADY

>>18130084
Should i sell my puts and take out what remains or we going deeper again next week? They are down 60% still.

Incoming pump once Trump signs the bill. It'll be gone in minutes, but expect the pump.

>>18130152
has been controlling*

how long until gas prices go negative

>>18130000

I don't understand this gay ass market

>>18130167
Nobody knows dude
This market makes no fucking sense

>>18130149
it being priced in was not priced in

>900+ deaths in Italy
Extremely bullish signal.

Last 30 minutes of the day predictions?

Finally now I can eat lunch. Pump it jerome

>>18130136
kek

>>18130151
>use my trumpbux on risky puts
>save enough for a gun in case it goes wrong

>>18130170
now compare that to the steep exponential growth in the US

>>18130169
Watch it pump a bit just to dump hard, fucking people that bought the news

DID IT PASS?

>>18130173
Never. Even if crude is stupid cheap, refining, transporting and distributing it cost money.

The bill passed guys!
2 trillion dollars is surely going to end the oil war, fix the supply chain, keep REITs solvent, ensure small businesses weather 6 months of nonexistent demand, fix international travel, keep citizens with no savings above water, and make the virus that's infecting and killing soon millions across the world disappear!
We're saved!

WENDYS YOU RETARDED SHIT GO UP ALREADY

>>18130152
I think you might want to look at today's data big guy

CRAB GANG

>>18130208
Extremely bullish.

>>18130170
NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY SLOPIN EXPORINOS! ITS A HECKIN LINERINO!

>>18130208
Don't forget the 500 Billion held in trust by the treasury so that the Fed may loan up to 4.5 Trillion in order to bail out Wallstreet

>>18130208
>2 trillion dollars is surely going to end the oil war
No, but western nations not purchasing oil from the Saudis will.
OPEC is going to lose this one.

>trade service unavailable
I want to dump this SQQQ cMON!

Time to turn on bull mode for my 401?

Reddit trannies need to get the fuck out of these threads already, go away, none of us want you here.

>>18130180
this. cruise lines are fucking spiking right now from the bill pass despite being excluded from it. makes no sense

>>18130208
You know it's the hundreds of millions of dollars extra for NPR that's gonna make sure all that works, too. We'd be screwed without that.

That delay between the bill passing and the buying was suspiciously long... Usually news reaction is very quick. Something isn't right.

here we go

>>18130208
this but unironically

>>18130190
another hydromax pump like yesterday

>>18130208

>>18130242
You're not wrong that OPEC will lose, but the US will lose as well. Russia played this perfectly.

$2T for THIS

>>18130208
priced in

>>18130243
I held for 5 days but I just sold for a 600$ loss. Fuck this gay market

priced in

breaker breaker we got a double breaker comin down the pike

'E BOT?
'E SOLD?
DAMP ET
PAMP ET

>1 billion for 80,000 ventilators is too much
>imma sign a 2 billion dollar stimulus now
t. trump

TRUMP SIGNS

ALL LIGHTS GO GREEN

GO GO GO

TRUMP SIGNS

ALL LIGHTS GO GREEN

GO GO GO

bullish

>>18130255
Idiots buying, big money will be dumping today

why is ford spiking

>>18130084
Oil sounds really good to buy now/really soon.

>>18130297
trillion

>>18130297
>2 billion
>billion
>2

>>18130284
Nah, the big players in US shale are spending money expanding right now. They are gambling that the Saudis and the Russians couldn't keep this up into the summer and it looks like they were right.
Lots of insider stock purchasing of XOM when it hit $31.

IT'S RRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

maximum bantz

>Italy on Friday reported 919 new deaths from coronavirus, a new record high that brings the total number of fatalities to 9,134, the highest in the world.
>In Italy, 10.1% of confirmed cases have ended up proving fatal.
>919 new deaths
Jesus Christ. That just shot up.

real talk what are americans going to waste their trumpbux on

>>18130328
Massie is based

>>18130300
does mean what...for a yropoor?

>>18130190
Biblical dump during last half hour to skip circuit breakers.

>thread suddenly slows
>everyone panic selling and buying
never change /biz/

>>18130330
and just think italy has been 'shutdown' for weeks now. with the much steeper curve >>18130197 in US cases its gonna be absolute bedlam in the coming weeks.

>>18130180
It's not a natural market. It's a controlled and moderated system and you can't see the forces at work.

>>18130287
I lost a grand on it. im so fucking pissed off

JEROME PUMP IS HERE

>>18130302
>Burger King refuses to give out burgers after receiving money and fires all employees
Just think of the saving potential here.

Bull here and I'm green for the day with no real change in position between yesterday and today. It feels good to be this lucky.

SNIB SNIB SNIB SNIB SNIB SNIB
SNAB SNAB SNAB SNAB SNAB

>>18130338
guns, drugs, sex and options

What oil stocks do I buy??? Will they be around in a year still?

Bearbros!!!!!!

When do I get my FUCKING money?

>>18130351
:^) observing

this stimulus plan is like a terminal cancer patient with 2 weeks to live signing up for a loan he'll get in 4 weeks.

DOW +2k by EOD

23k by next Friday. Screenshot this.

>>18130343
hot take: all three are based

>>18130387
dont cuck, last 30m will be dumping like crazy because bulls are scared to hodl over the weekend

Monday will be green gain. Thank god everything is returning back to normal

NO NO NO STOP YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN TODAY PLEASE MY PUTS WERE SO CLOSE TO BREAKING EVEN

TRUMP STILL NEEDS TO SIGN
>THE GREENING IS NEAR

TRUMP STILL NEEDS TO SIGN
>THE GREENING IS NEAR

TRUMP STILL NEEDS TO SIGN
>THE GREENING IS NEAR

>>18130338
More 5/15 SPY puts.

HAHAHAHA

Are you kidding me? Are you telling me the HoR passing the bill WASNT priced in? How tf did boomers not see this coming? The market should've plummeted hard af today wtf is going on

>>18130122
>while they're low
20% bull run this week
shit ain't cheap anymore

>>18130420
mfw literally bought 5/15 SPXL puts minutes before you said this

god i love green numbers

>>18130415
unironically priced in
no one sane trading big money is banking on the possibility that trump just trashes the bill and requests revisions

>>18130448

everyones just preemptively buying with the money they know they'll be getting

>>18130448
buy the hype
also buy the news

>>18130415
the stimulus is already p.....

>>18130309
>>18130327

Do you guys think its going to go lower or is everything priced in. I sold PSX for some profit today and was hoping to get back in at 50.

>>18130338
Video games, iPhones, and vacations like retards

BEARS?

WHEN THE FUCK AM I GOING TO BE ABLE TO SELL SQQQ? THIS SHIT'S BEEN CRABBING FOR DAYS

Somebody reassure me that buying all these KO calls was a genius move.

STIMULUS IS PRICED IN FOOLS!!!!

>>18130448
Bullish news is not priced in. Ever. Only bearish news. Stupid fucking faggot.

>2 trillion stimulus
>bounce 1%
ohnonono

>bought oil at absolute bottom
>already 12% up
Sell or HODL?

>>18130327
>>18130309
If the problem is just a supply glut forcing prices down so low due to Arabs and Russians, why don't we just put tariffs on oil? Wouldn't that solve all our problems?

>>18130457
retard. should've bought calls

>People buying in when the virus just killed a thousand Italians in one day
>US gonna have a daily 9/11 next week and a much worse time after that because lock downs are for weak Euro nations like China or Spain

>>18130486
either last 10 mins of the day when whales dump or monday/tuesday where we break circuits

Weekend stats are going to be fucked. Sell at the top of this pump lads

My friend said: "Fuck it, gonna go long on ES with 5 contracts in hope of retards pumping the market on something we knew would already happen". He has already locked in $5.4k on a 10 minute pump

>>18130330
Confirmed cases are heavily skewed towards people in the risky group and they have way too many boomers, so really not surprising. Bullish.

Also, signing the bill is not priced in. Just look at the bump after the voice vote passed. We're going to the moon.

>>18130497
HOLD NIGGA HOLD

>>18130488
should've just bought shares

>>18130488
you're gonna be rich when OPEC switches to selling barrels of coca cola

>>18130507
Thanks for your input tranny.
I bet you’ve stockpiled estrogen haven’t you?

>>18130457
Based. I'm just comfy waiting for the final rugpull before I offload mine and maybe start buying.

can KO pump a dollar or two please?

>>18130496
Everyone knew that it was going to pass with near 100% probability. It actually passing doesn't change outlook very much from before it passing.

https://twitter.com/IMFNews/status/1243569337388195843

>>18130476
I think if I read the phrase "priced in" one more fucking time my head will explode.
Honestly we might see another drop, but the OPEC nations are under some economic pressure now. The loss of revenue is starting to hurt.

>>18130501
We did something even better and just stopped buying oil from them.

what a lot of people don't realize is that the money is going to take time to hit the market. it's unironically been priced in with senate approving it and it passing the house and whatnot was a forgone conclusion at this point

>>18130532
Why would I when I am already a ct 2D anime girl?

>>18130497
>implying that was the bottom

>>18130497
sell in 5 years

Sqqq time?

I can't sell sxps because of 3 day trades this week

>>18130542
B U L L I S H
A N D
P R I C E D I N

i wanna buy XOM but i dont know when HHNNNNNGGG

OH SHIT STOCK MARKET GOING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18130540
Tell that to the boomers and Powell's money printer

>>18130510
>monday/tuesday where we break circuits
I dont think we are breaking circuits anymore. Seems like bulls won the next several weeks.

Why aren’t my airline stocks going up the bill just passed! Fucking PUMP, do I hold for the weekend

>>18130395

Also bullish and priced in.

>>18130584
hahahahahahahhaahh

Is the market lagging behind all this bad news or is everything priced in?

>>18130578
Don't rush in. You have time. I'm waiting for under 35.

Dow is up

>>18130578
Just start buying in incrementally now. I have over 5000 shares and literally live off the divvies

>>18130542
A recession is priced in and if it isnt its bullish and will just drive the stocks up more

>>18130602
priced in

>>18130542
Jerome has a giant gun pointed at "liquidity problems", don't worry about it

>>18130603
>>18130578
It hit $31 already you slowpoke dumdums

>>18130507
there are ~7k deaths in the US daily without the coronavirus
that gives you over 2 9/11s a day every day and yet the economy didnt seem to care

>>18130608
You must live cheap, good on you

>>18130497
SELL YOU FOOL! Oil companies are going to be going bankrupt as early as next week!

>>18130605
Wow, a green candle. Groundbreaking.

>>18130597
Well my puts are going to 0 and we keep rallying. So not sure why you are confident.

>>18130623
i didnt buy then because i thought it would fall further

If everything's priced in, why do the numbers still change?

redpill me on real estate with people either being unable to pay rent or there being a 3 month moratorium on evictions

>>18130623
It's going to crab back down below 35.

Fuck this nonsense crab market bullshit. I'm setting my limits and spending the rest of the day in a hot bath with cold gin. Whatever will be will be.

>holding sqqq over the weekend

>>18130119
fug

>>18130197
Italy isn't wasting tests anymore, why bother?
Why bother testing people you're not going to treat, because there are already plenty of people who have better odds of survival and not enough bed/supplies/staff for?

>>18130631
The trick to being a NEET is to make your own gibs

>>18130284
>Russia played this perfectly.
Russians are absolute retards that have completely fucked their economy

>>18130652

the price in wasn't priced in

>>18130668
i have no choice but to do this

LMAO the press finally gets it

>>18130668
Should I? Haven't decided yet

>>18130505
why? it's a leveraged ETF that's gonna weaken over time anyways, puts are +EV

So is Coronavirus over? Did the panic wear off?

>>18130668
>not positioning for monday and tuesday crash and news items like politicians and world leaders getting hooked up on ventilators

>>18130668

What oil shares should I buy for longterm investment?

pls respond

>>18130656
Short everything real-estate related and kill the boomers and rentseekers

>>18130677
Does XOM dividend growth outpace inflation? I aspire to be you someday

>>18130547
>We did something even better and just stopped buying oil from them.

That's the same thing as what I was thinking tariffs could accomplish. We can buy oil from abroad, but American buyers have to pay prices that would make it advantageous to buy up all the American oil first.

Who's worse, landlords or price gougers?

>>18130650
I bought then only because everyone on here was telling me not to.

>>18130652
you ever use a triple beam scale?? it's kinda like that

After Obama’s stimulus passed the markets went down over the following weeks. Seeing as we’ve accelerated the timeline, expect a sell off/big dump coming Monday/Tuesday. This will also be near the bottom if not the actual bottom

>>18130714
EOG

>>18130714
XOM, RDS.B, BP

>>18130728
Landlords

My KO calls have 147 days. That's a lot of summertime for faggots to forget about this gay virus and get back to chugging liquid diabeetus

post your 2020 return % so far

>>18130584
>next several weeks.
>QE continuously running
Will there be anything left?

>>18130208
Dow shed almost 10k dingus

Well that was unexciting

>>18130701
all options are -EV or the jews wouldn't sell them to you

>>18130758
negative interest rates!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you for keeping my money SAFE i understand why i need to pay you to hold it for me!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO SPY WHAT ARE YOU DOING????

I wanna buy oil because its so low. It literally can not go lower... right?

>>18130691
Likewise, we should buy restaurant stocks like Cheesecake Factory and Burger King, because witholding rent cuts expenses more than drop off in business cuts revenue.

>>18130737
This is a much rougher start than the 2008 recession, I don't think we've hit the bottom yet.

BART

>>18130728
Landlords are price gougers at all times

>>18130744
Add XLE to that list, a little less long term risk.
It's possible we might still see some bankruptcies from this in the months ahead, stick with the big guys I guess. Lots of US oil companies still carry a lot of debt.

>>18130692
How I feel as well

>>18130709
priced in

>>18130757
90%

>>18130726
Yeah fairly well, they've about doubled over the past 10 years

>>18130714
fucking lurk more goddamnit

every thread ppl are asking about oil

>>18130756
>implying a virus will make them stop
Fool, my store has been out of coke for days. I've only got 80 cans, I hope its enough.

>>18130328
Peak Twitter politics

>>18130714
FANG

>>18130783
It can. Markets are not rational.

But long term yeah it's pretty much at the bottom for the next 100 years. Any given oil company that survives this will make you lots of money.

WHY TRUMP NO TWEET HE IS SIGNING THE BILL?
IS IT A DOUBLE-CROSS?

>>18130608
literally living the dream

>>18130818
priced in

Based massie saving my shorts

>>18130253
>The hundreds of millions to NPR
>every thread

I may be biased because I like my economic podcasts that helped me when I was just starting to learn about this shit, and the interviews with 90's bands reuniting 30 years later, and hard-hitting exposes on things like "breeding habits of of bees" but...

I'm much more irritated with the spending package for the house and the senate.

$100,000 per senator
over $40,000 per congressman
TO HELP THEM SET UP TELECOMMUNICATIONS SO THEY CAN WAIT OUT THIS SHIT IN THE SAFETY OF THEIR HOMES

THIS SHIT THEY KNEW ABOUT IN JANUARY AND DID NOTHING ABOUT (except some who sold stocks)

I'd much rather that shit go to NPR thn these FUCKS

>>18130811
Kek. You're right anon. I personally saw a landwhale buy 5 cases at the grocery store yesterday.

>>18130824
That can't be a long list. Exxon, Chevron, Aramco who else?

>>18130840
the house already bypassed him turtle bro

Sold my shorts. Suspense is killing me.

>>18130825
It doesn't matter if the bill is signed at this point, it's a foregone conclusion since the House approved it and that didn't even make a splash.

>>18130521
>signing the bill is not priced in. Just look at the bump after the voice vote passed
yeah okay sure whatever

I'm adding to DOG. You don't know what's priced in, but I'm willing to bet the market knew about this when we did.

>>18130828
lol I live like a poor fuck, but I get to do what I want

>>18130868

>>18130852
only fatties have the lard reserves to survive the coming food shortages, and they have a lifelong addiction to coke products. when the dust clears from this, coca cola and mcdonalds will be the only companies left standing since all the thinlets will have died, and these companies will form a global space conglomorate and take our fat asses to the stars.

>>18130855
XOM BP RDS.B CVX TOT MRO

>>18130084
What are the odd NDAQ drops 30% by mid april?

>>18130882

how do you pay for the shares?

>>18130868
There was 0 volume to that climb up, anon.

>>18130869
The dow would say otherwise...

>It was actually priced in
I can't believe all the shitposting for this

>>18130757
-10-20%

>>18130792
>stick with the big guys I guess
yep that's what I'm planning. the supermajors will ride out this price war

You guys aren't falling for the meme cross, are you guys?

>>18130906
50%

PRINT MOTHERFUCKERS PRINT

>>18130909
THAT WAS ACTUALLY XOM
SPY IS EVEN WORSE KEK

>>18130842
>$100,000 per senator
>over $40,000 per congressman
>TO HELP THEM SET UP TELECOMMUNICATIONS SO THEY CAN WAIT OUT THIS SHIT IN THE SAFETY OF THEIR HOMES
$100,000 per senator
over $40,000 per congressman
TO HELP THEM SET UP TELECOMMUNICATIONS SO THEY CAN WAIT OUT THIS SHIT IN THE SAFETY OF THEIR HOMES
>$100,000 per senator
over $40,000 per congressman
TO HELP THEM SET UP TELECOMMUNICATIONS SO THEY CAN WAIT OUT THIS SHIT IN THE SAFETY OF THEIR HOMES
$100,000 per senator
over $40,000 per congressman
TO HELP THEM SET UP TELECOMMUNICATIONS SO THEY CAN WAIT OUT THIS SHIT IN THE SAFETY OF THEIR HOMES

Thank you for your service.
For saving the US with your prompt actions.
God bless your hearts...

>>18130906
im not going to lie im really jealous of baileys dick. its really fat. its really nice.

>>18130906
i don't recognize this gender

Last hour is going to be an ENORMOUS dump or pump.

>>18130937
every one of them.

>>18130855
Shell is another big one that will be fine (you want RDS.B not .A if you live outside of the Netherlands).
I think US based oilfield service companies are a hell of a deal right now. SLB and HAL specifically, again though keep in mind the debt these companies have. It's a little more risky. You could look at even smaller guys like OKE, KMI or BKR
Or like I said early, buy some XLE and you get a fund that buys into almost all of the above and don't even think about it.

>>18130917
The surge over the last few days was them pricing the stimulus in, it's unironically priced in now

>>18130842
NPR is literally SJW democrat propaganda

>heres our 2 hour special with a brazilian transvestite who bravely boarded a migrant ship in morocco, managed to evade border authorities in florida and now sells home made coffee beans on the streets of miami but hes so poor he cant get the HIV medicine he desperately needs so he has to resort to prostitution at night to pay for his medicine that the evil nazi Trump wont give. in his spare time he also posts videos of himself playing a xylophone on youtube. his xylophone was passed down through his family from 5 generations, from his great great great grandparents who were slaves of portuguese colonists and had to play music in secret or risk beatings

>>18130914
reminder that the market ATE SHIT
immediately when TARP was finally passed in 2008

WHERE DID ALL MY FUCKING MONEY GO REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>house overruled massie and passed the bill
>sec allowing companies to delay their earning reports
>jerome powell announced unlimited QE and blank cheques
>nothing is happening to the senators accused of insider trading

everything is fake actually. rules are only there to keep you subservient to these rich bastards

>>18130983
this time its different

oh shit my SPY puts are spiking

>>18130627
That’s a 14.3% increase in deaths for a year.

>>18131020
This time it will be even worse.

>>18131020
For obvious reasons, yes, the context is different, but why would the response be different?

>>18130955

im a bull, but i'm thinking it will be a massive dump. but since i'm always wrong, it will be a massive pump. which is fine by me

For fucks sake, WEN, I WAS RELYING ON YOU TO MAKE ME SOME MINOR GAINS

>>18131011
who was that famous guy who died in prison? wasnt he friends with ol' billy boy?

>>18131011
There is a winning strategy, align yourself to their interests

>>18130984
ironically they get a raft of shit from leftists for going too easy on trump and being too fair to him kek

>>18130084
Get ready for a good firm raping bullkeks

rally you fuckin bitch

How is it red with 2 trillion dollars of bailout money?

>>18131073
it will be a pump to +2

KO GO UP YOU FUCKING REEEEEEEEEee

im gonna take a real wild take and say nothing will happen today. then on monday everyone will get fucked.

>>18130907
I worked a lot in my late teens in early 20s, talking 60-70 hour weeks, lived like a poor fuck(multiple roommates in a cheap town), rarely spent money, and bought stonks any time there was a dip, and reinvested dividends. Then I just stopped working

GET ON THE TOILET TWEETERINO AND SAY YOU ARE SIGNING THE BILL INTO LAW
WHY DO WE HAVE TO KEEP TELLING YOU HOW TO DO YOUR JOB DONALD

>>18131097
pRiCeD iN

>This market makes no sense!! D:

Yes it does.

>>18131071
>>18131058
Jerome and The Forbidden Technique

>>18130882
that's the dream

>>18131097
Cause it was priced in the last two days?

>>18131031
yeah my -60% puts went to -50%, we're almost back bobos

>>18131097
because normies are dumb but not THAT dumb

>>18131079
epstein "died" (was allowed to escape to an island)

just like the me

>>18131073
Well, I'm a bear and I'm thinking there will be a massive pump so let's see who wins

* booioioioioinnnnnnggggg*

>>18130984
I don't care mate, I don't listen to it if I don't like it. I like the economic coverage, and because it's a podcast, I can just fast forward through any bullshit.

It was "international women's day" a little while ago and I had to skip so much shit.

INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, one of the podcasts had a woman on who talked about how overstated the US wage gap is, and that only 7% is unexplained, and could be due to differences in negotiation skills. Little pills of knowledge fed right to unsuspecting consumers of the shit that might affirm their biases.

>>18131020
maybe
>>18131058
eh... this time they're very determined not to let another Bear Stearns or Lehman Brothers happen. When banks fall, the collateral damage is massive.
>>18131071
there's many more factors at play that effect market psychology, but I'm dumping into this pump.

>>18131097
how... how are you alive with such poor observation skills? Were you also asking why it was green after unemployment numbers came out?

60,000 new cases as of yesterday. how many new cases today?

>>18131117
forgot pic

>>18131110
That’s how you do it. I keep telling these kids to just burn hard as fuck when you’re young and you’ll make it. Nobody listens.

>>18131133
Going with bobo here. Also, nice digits anon.

>>18131011
Ok let's be real here, the world's richest people literally cashed out and used Corona as cover and then bailed themselves out and now are going to get all sorts of Cheapies on the market and still make more money, courtesy of us and future tax payers....

>>18131046
more like for 2 months maximum

>>18131115
We are dealing with unlimited FED injections, unlimited QE, etc.

All rules are off retard

>>18131133
>>18130955
I'm a Sneed and I think there will be a massive Feed and Seed

>>18131097
>>18131096
The 20% rally over the past few days wasnt enough for you?

>>18130842
>$100,000 per senator
>over $40,000 per congressman
>TO HELP THEM SET UP TELECOMMUNICATIONS SO THEY CAN WAIT OUT THIS SHIT IN THE SAFETY OF THEIR HOMES
kek yeah, I'm sure that was necessary, too

>>18131147
>new cases
nobody fucking cares, anyone worth a shit die yet?

>>18131115
It's good to be returning to the mean with all this money.

>>18131142
>eh... this time they're very determined not to let another Bear Stearns or Lehman Brothers happen. When banks fall, the collateral damage is massive.


they won't even let the cruise industries (which need to die) die this time. they're rewriting the laws as we speak to allow bailout money to be written into fruition for cruise companies that are incorporated in the fucking Bahamas. 2008 was a test run to perfect their corrupt wealth hoarding methods for a time like this

>>18131172
pigs get slaughtered

WHY IS NOTHING MOVING I'M BORED TO TEARS

Anyone go to any stores recently? My local Shoprite and Target are ghosttowns with hours being cut due to pay raises. Walmart and Costco seem more lively but they too have died down. It looks really bad in the real world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXNcIqP_2JQ

F to the world

>>18131101
Oh it will. Once the profit is calculated from every single grocery store in the US selling their entire stock to retarded fat "preppers"

>>18131155
right back at you, I guess that confirms it

>>18131159
yep this was clearly used for them to cash out of their over inflated market that couldnt possibly stay afloat (boeing at 400, lmao?) and "restart" their wealth hoarding once again. the added bonus is this stimulus bill which is an absolute farce

Corecivic and Geo, too big of risks?

>>18131195
Uncertainty. Just give it to the end of the day.

>>18131182
Fair point, they don't have cell phones or wifi already? They get to keep their jobs, unlike huge swathes of Americans and get a 100k or 40k bonus to boot? Glad to see my tax dollars hard at work.

>>18131193
And to think that only a single congressman spoke out against this. We are so, so, so fucked.

By the time I retire the world will literally be a caste society with 2 castes - kikes and got cattle. Unironically believe that.

>>18131127
should i hold 4/17 spy puts through the weekend or will the theta fuck me? ive had these for over a week now and unless there is a massive collapse i dont see them printing im thinking of just cutting my losses and selling them end of day today while my loses are only 40%

Talk me out of buying a fuck ton of GUSH and just holding it til the oil shit is resolved and it’s back to 1000+ a share.

watching squiggly line is like watching the the mood of a giant retard except youre potentially paying many thousands of dollars for the privilege

>>18131189
someone's a little angry bull :)

What small business is going to willingly take loans for 6 months of sunk operating costs instead of just closing down?

>>18131243
I feel ya mate, same here. thinking about it just for my mental health

>>18131198
Yeah everything is normal

>>18131244
It will crab down longer and go through reverse split after reverse split before it actually makes you any money if you buy now.

>>18131244
Just buy oil stocks you retard

>>18130152
>>18130170
boy this did not age well

>>18131244

>two rate cuts by Bank of Canada
>1.80 debt to income ratio
>major banks raising mortgage rates

PAMP it

>tfw all in

>>18131268
>>18131243
I'm holding mine through the weekend but if we don't dump hard again by Tuesday EOD I'm rolling them out.

>>18131244
>and it’s back to 1000+ a share
more like direxion dissolves the instrument

>>18131244
I'm going to buy one gush a day for the next couple months

>>18131244
it stops being 3x in may, starts claiming to be 2x while sucking all the dicks

>>18131244
GUSH was only $1k a share before all the reverse splits.

>>18131237
it is really depressing watching ordinary people get excited by this stimulus bill. as if a couple thousand, or even a hundred thousand, would change their lives. you're still expendable, you're still dogshit. and one day, when they can, they'll sacrifice you too.

now would be the perfect time to hit these bankers where it hurts but most people wanted this stimulus bill to pass.

if you ever have a daughter, you better make sure she doesn't leave whatever flyover state you live in for DC or NY, where there is a good chance she will become Epstein/Clinton sex trafficking bait.

>>18131193
With the cruiselines and airlines, I won't be shocked to see major megamergers that would normally never be allowed, like with the banks in 2008.

That could be why buffett got involved with the airlines. The man knows that markets benefit from elimination of competition.

>>18131198
What were the supplies like at costco? Looked light or full? How about toilet paper, paper towels, bleach wipes, and water?

>>18131237
eh... I think we're going back to 3 tiers.
Royalty, Nobility, and Peasantry.
Big business is royals, politicians are nobles, Middle class returns to peasants.

>>18131244
if some oil stocks go down 5% one day, they have to go up 5.3% the next day to reach original price

over the same period, a 3x leveraged oil stock (like GUSH) will go down 15%, and instead of needing to climb 5.3% to break even, will need to climb 18%

but it won't climb 18% it will do 3x5.3% so 15.9% instead

so you lose money over time, on average

>>18131107
This guy gets it

>>18131315
>Big business is royals
Bullish!

>>18131288
kek japs and their 'surprise' rape vids

>>18131244
So many reasons, this pissing contest going on between Russia and Saudi Arabia isn't going to stop and since the global economy has slowed down we are going to be sitting on an over abundance of oil.

>>18130954
The gender is mom. As in, you call her Mommy as she dicks you down.

>>18131107
everyone? how so? all dead in the us by monday? could be true.

>>18131344
>all dead in the us by monday
sounds bullish

>>18131331
talk me out of flying to Japan RIGHT NOW
>everything is work from home
>hotel rooms probably cheap as fuck cause the olympics fell through
>better healthcare than America
>no niggers around in case shit goes mad max on us

anybody else balls deep in 2022 oil calls?

>>18131344
i just think monday will be a really choppy day and fuck over a lot of people. not literally everybody.

>>18131362
if you are white, YOU will be the nigger in japan

>>18131362
To the nips, you are the niggers, and you will be niggered as a result.

>>18131315
When all but the super-rich are reduced to beggary, we'll see a return of an old tradition. The Knights of the Road.

3x ETFs have to pay big premiums for swaps to enable the leverage during times of volatility. BEWARE

>>18131256
i'm short some stocks while holding some long positions cases and old people dying aren't moving the needle anymore

>>18131315
>With the cruiselines and airlines, I won't be shocked to see major megamergers that would normally never be allowed, like with the banks in 2008.

This is likely to happen, I wouldn't be surprised if they have this in mind right now while they are using Coronachan as an excuse to wealthgrab

This genuinely feels like the end-days before the USSR fell (I was around then, I'm fairly old). Singular entities in the upper class are grabbing as much money and power as they can and redistributing it further and further to the top.

That's why ordinary bulls and bears are getting fucked over, because it's just a constant redistribution of wealth that will end up at the top either way. The wealthy know what's going to happen to the market before it happens and ordinary people are falling into their traps

>>18131362
>next door to the Corona labs
If you think there aren't other nasty bioweapons that are going to break containment due to mismanagement because everyone competent died in this outbreak I have a bridge in New York to sell you.

>>18131397
GUSH already announced they're changing from 3x to 2x in a few months

>>18131395
God I hope I get to tell someone in a wig to "stand and deliver" once in my life without having to pay for it.

>>18131372
kek

>>18130868
>Sold my shorts.
how do you do that?

>>18131362
the women are extremely loose and the men are mentally broken.

>>18131383
>>18131388
the japs are just as bad as anyone. don't buy into the bullshit that they are all sophisticated intellectuals. its not true. a lot of them are quiet and polite in public, thats it.

>>18131471
flea market

the fact its barely moving means its gonna hard pump last 5 minutes

French gov announced two more weeks of Covid-19 quarantine.


Coumos or whatever his name is saying NY will be out of Quarantine by April 15, haha that is wishful thinking. August 15th more like it

the fact its barely moving means its gonna hard dump last 5 minutes

>>18131508
>>18131517
Why would anyone want to hold over the weekend with this volatility?

>>18131508
got anything more for us Nostradamus?

the fact it is barely moving means it's gonna crab hard last 5 minutes

>>18131525
IM A SICK FUCK LOOKING FOR A QUICK BUCK

>>18131532
peepee poopoo brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>18131478
if the women are loose then how does that hurt me? also arent their women virgins into their mid 20s now too lol

Quasimodo predicted all this you know

>>18131579
it hurts you if you live there long term, and your only options for long term are disloyal women. it also hurts the structure of a society in general. the ones that are virgins are even more perverted and slutty, their minds have deteriorated and they do will do stupid shit like get pregnant at 32 the first time someone fucks them.

>>18131192
So what you're saying is that we can just sell all our worthless stock to the government???

>>18131595
Who did wha?

How much do I put in SAVA?

>>18131608
also before you say how can someone be slutty as a virgin, it happens in the case where the woman in question is terrified of men and avoids going out and hates herself and is neurotic. eventually they break down and go to a bar at like 29 and the first confident guy that comes up to them, they have literally no idea how to say no and end up pregnant and shit. its retarded.

wat multi day oil price short ETF is gud?

>>18131362
I spent some time urban camping in japan, going around the country sleeping in parks and nature and hitching on trucks. Its a beautiful country but living there is hell for the people and visiting is more than enough.
Its also fucking expensive and the people dont earn much.

>>18131595
Thanks Big Pussy

>>18131305
>>18131306
>>18131309
>>18131316
>>18131340
So basically I should avoid GUSH like the plague, even after this oil and corona shit is over, because the returns just won’t be anywhere near as good as they might look on a 1yr graph?

>>18131579
>also arent their women virgins into their mid 20s now too lol
It's not like those are the women you will talk to. When you're out, you will encounter the girls that actually leave their apartments to have fun.. a.k.a the partying cum dumpsters. The same sluts you see here in the western world, the good girls are inside while the sluts are out partying getting fucked by random guys every weekend

>>18131658
thats hot, sounds like the perfect situation for whites on vacation to pump and dump

>>18130000
>>18130000
>>18130000

NEW
Why does nobody link this shit?

HERE WE GO BABY

>>18131478
>quiet and polite in public, thats it.
those are pretty good qualities though
and I understand they're very anal about their garbage and have very clean streets.
>>18131608
>your only options for long term are disloyal women
maybe... is the ratio of loyal:disloyal women different there than anywhere else?
>>18131608
>virgins are even more perverted and slutty
>not wanting a perverted woman to do kinky shit with at night after you put your child to bed
???????

>>18131751
Because OP is a discourteous faggot?

>>18131777
Nice digits anon. Also, where is that image from? It looks very wholesome.

>>18131423
Nigga, they have fewer cases of Coronavirus than we do.

>>18131893
They were also testing even less than we are, proportionally, last I checked.

>>18131851
a couple things show up when I click the button

>>18131893
Per capita cases are much higher for them

>>18131936
Found it, thanks anon. Can't say I was happy though.