/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hey bull, remember that cheeky little 2% pump you tried to pull at the end of the day yesterday? I do.

Smiggers feeling the volatility of crypto, it’s funny.

First for VTSAX

Donald Trump, Mike Pence, Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton will all die of COVID-19

I still need SPY to go down to like $240

>>18128077
checked

can this shit fucking crash and burn finally?

>>18128077
Checked

YES MOMMY
GIVE ME BAILOUT TENDIES

>>18128083
Try 200

>>18126424
>>18126510
It's a foregone conclusion, it will happen.

9/11 had a total fatality count of 2977. Currently deaths in NY are at 466, growing at 27% per day. At that rate the deaths in NY will surpass 9/11 in only 8 more days.

And the peak hasn't even been reached yet, remember it's still a couple weeks behind Italy, and the Italian health minister just yesterday said the peak hasn't even come yet for them.

And NYC/LA are intentionally no longer testing patients who aren't severe cases because the hospital systems are already at or near capacity.

And officials are also reporting that even the deaths attributed to corona are also being underreported, because many are dying without ever having an official diagnosis or test.

It hasn't even begun

>>18128077
that'd be the best news in US in the last decade. market up 20% at least.

>>18128083
I need it to hit 220

>>18128077
pls not bernie :(

NOOOOOOOOOO MY HECKIN GME CALLERINOOOOOSSSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

just
Buy
The
Fucking
Dip
Faggots

>>18128064
dont get too cocky dude...pls
i need this money. my shorts need to blossom like grass in summer!

>3 days green
>friday_gonna_be_red.png
>buy some puts
>prices go down a bit
>wait it out
>everything is crabbing now and my put isn't gaining value

Fucking come on.

>>18128077
is this priced in?

>>18128083
You know it's not gonna happen. They will establish a literal price floor if they must. The fed will just market buy the market at a premium if that's what it takes

Bought MSFT and AMD stocks
I believe in the Azure, next week(s) I'll be buying airline stocks for cheaps once the US sets in further lockdowns.

>>18128124
hahahah what exactly do you think hes going to accomplish from now on anon

>>18128124
pls not hilary

>>18128077
bullish

>>18128136
This is a bull market, remember?

>>18128124
>Actually being a bernout

what caused that weird swing on the VIX futures 3 hours ago?

>>18128146
that's no fun jerome

>>18128136
youre not only fighting theta decay, but also vol mean reversion.

trump was on last night talking about how we dont need the amount of ventilators that states are asking for. now he's on twitter trying to bully car companies into making more. he's on the verge of tears. this is bad.

>>18128124
it honestly may be the best thing for him at this point

>>18128109
>Numbers brought to you by the German Crematory Efficiency Experts

What if China intentionally created this virus, spread it through their population knowing that it would hit the US eventually, then use it to swing in and destroy American businesses while they're on the brink of financial ruin?

Alright boys its time

>>18128173
my cat run through my keyboard s-sorry

i bet quarantine is getting extended by another two weeks. people are gonna lose their minds. you can already tell the "day X in quarantine" memes started to reside because already people are sensing the gravity of the situation. i'm starting to wonder, with the army at the borders, and every country closing theirs... will we just open back up when all is said and done? or will reminiscents of these times persist into our daily life continuing forward? are restaurants dead? will delivery take over? will working remotely take over? i'd like to think we all just "return to normal" after this, but I truly don't see how without some political charade coinciding. i swear if we start reading how productivity measures from working at home are "off the charts", you'll know the deep seeded fuckery is about

>>18128124
He's going to the great primary in the sky

>>18128039
me on the left but without tears or onions

>>18128168
Same would have happened if it was a call. Fucking crabs.

Why are the markets behaving like a pajeetcoin?

im tired of holding these sqqq bags

It's a good thing I don't have to go to work because my dryer is broken and i'm literally hanging my clothes out to dry after washing them

>>18128077
The shitshow if any one of those people died would be insane, especially since their in the ripe age to get fucked by corona. Best part is no riots because the virus is scaring people from gathering.

I don't give a fuck about stocks, nor do I own any, nor do I plan to own any

Im just here to laugh at Bearfags and Bullcucks

>>18128196
>cat runs over anon's (elon musk's) keyboard and he buys thirty thousand contracts
oopsie sorry lads

HELLO?
YES, IS THIS THE BASED DEPARTMENT??

>>18128077
Uhh, I'm thinking based

>>18128211
ok pooper

>>18128150
He just achieved $600 per week in this bill for unemployed and has done a lot throughout his career. You may disagree about his politics but he truly fights for the people.

>>18128150
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO SPY

>>18128077
is this priced in or no?

>>18128201
Most places aren't even Q'd yet.

>the best bears can do is flick us down to Wednesday afternoon
BULLBROS....

>>18128222
based and crabpilled

>>18128179
this. tell me anon is it worth staying in options or should I stop for the time being?

>>18128237
ch-cheapies?

>>18128219
Welcome to europe fag

>>18128039
https://m.twitch.tv/clip/ExuberantThoughtfulIguanaDxAbomb

umm is china going to be held accountable for germ warfare?

LBDC BUY BUY BUY

OH SHIT

>>18128230
NO REFUNDS

>>18128224
BASED AS F U C K
GO MASSIE GO

D-do I buy now?

Exactely how bloody is monday going to be?

Mr Pepe has the floor
Ahem
NI

>>18128077
YAAAAANG GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

>>18128201
I'm seeing the opposite.
People are seeing politicians lighten up and joke, news going back to Trump bashing ... there's light at the end of the tunnel.

>>18128280
>massie calls for a roll call
>coofs on all of them
>spy moons on the news anyways

>>18128278
That Frankenstein looking motherfucker is still alive?

Has the bear trap been sprung or are we definitely out of the woods? I'm down 20% over the past few days

>>18128224
mother of god. we will smash through the first two breakers immediately and then end the day on the third.

what is the pin all the reps are wearing?

>>18128287
kek

>>18128285
if you're bullish, i'd say so. set a stop loss around 2.44k s&p

>>18128253
fun fact: you don't have to pay interest on borrowed securities to sell options and profit from theta decay! you can write credit vertical spreads for super cheap! do a one dollar credit put spread on SPY anywhere from 80 to 50 days out to get your feet wet.

>>18128201
>i bet quarantine is getting extended by another two weeks
literally the airline strategy
>were sorry, we have a 15 min delay × 4

OH NO NO NO NO NO BULLNIGGERS WE GOT TRAPPED

>>18128285
if you have to ask now, how would you sleep over the weekend?

>>18128307
it's just a little doodad they all get

>>18128305
Oh God I'm gonna COOOOM

>>18128211
because JEROME is fucking printing money and lying about not bailing out airlines, when it's fucking obvious that boeing should be @ $4

>>18128292
Well, people are fucking stupid. They are going to lose their fucking minds when told this will continue for months.

>>18128301
>an economy with no inventory, employees, payroll or hours of operation is looking good guys, bullish

>>18128224
Can you fucking imagine if not enough congress members make it back in time to vote? If the vote wasn't after market hours it'd probably be the biggest drop ever.

>>18128287
>Washington democrat
He'd be a Mississippi republican.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>18128315
thanks for the input anon. Have a nice day today

post yfw you bought on Black Thursday and you don't care what happens anymore

lmao r*ddit still seething that the """"""""crisis""""""""""" is over. thx drumpf thx jerome

>>18128278
>Kerry and Trump agree
> .. that Massie is a jackass

If those two are agreeing on something, there is no surer sign of the apocalypse.

>>18128320
>he held expecting 4 green days in a row during a plague

>>18128286
Bump

>>18128340
Well hopefully my limit sell at $31 goes off semi-soon

Preferably tomorrow when the House goes over the stimulus bill and decides to shoot it down, however unlikely the possibility for that happening is.

>>18128328
>>18128307
its a tag that fastpasses them through security that allows them access to all the chambers
also each tag is designed differently based on house rep, senate member, committee, president, etc

>>18128367
C
O
P
E

>>18128305
what does this mean?

When's the best time to buy sqqq?

>>18128278
holy shit it's real ex deeee

>>18128349
Is this in text form anywhere?

>>18128385
Means you’re a faggot

>>18128377
they have the votes. its whether they have enough reps present to pass the bill, as per the law.

>trump literally just said we dont need ventilators
>now hes panicking and demanding companies mass produce vents
we are fucked, aren't we?

>>18128387
Yesterday afternoon

GIVE ME HARAM MILKIES

>>18128360
Hysterical women btfo
Liberal cucks btfo
Fear mongering doctors and nurses btfo

BACK TO WORK, TRANNIES

>>18128201
Of course its going to be delayed.
>>18128316
Yup.

>trump tweets about the stock market
>tanks literally the next time it opens
Name a more reliable sell signal than this?

>this is a big bill, but the American people are even bigger
ayy

a bearish outlook is a bit cancerous, honestly
we hope the global economy- in many cases our own country to fail and thus scare the public so we can make so bucks

>>18128405
Yes, he knows something that rattled him.
The NY deathcount will cause panic.

>Massie BTFOing this kiked up stimulus bill for Wall Street and boomers
GET FUCKED BOOMERS
GET FUCKED KIKES
AAAAHAHAHHAHA

>>18128278
kerry should be sent back to the vietnam POW camps

Massie is going to be tarred and feathered over this stund

>>18128219
patrician

AHAHAHHAHA WHERES THE RETARD FROM YESTERDAY CALLING ME AN IDIOT FOR SAYING TODAY WAS RED AHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU FAGGOT THESE PUTS ARE PRINT

trump handed jerome a spray bottle of hand sanitizer and threw him into a pit with a 1500lb grizzly.

>>18128437
What stunt? He unironically might just have saved the county from its own stupidity.

>>18128392
yeah, on my computer you want it? let me know how to provide it

>>18128437
Then sell his puts and then leave the country to live on his newly purchased megamillionaire harem island.

last number says how gay this market really is

>>18128427
you need people like me, so you can say, thats the bad guy

>>18128437
The entire Congress, except him, deserves to be Tarred and Feathered

>>18128077
bearish af, Pelosi as president would be gay af

holy he just called out jerome

SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A /biz/ PREMIUM ACCOUNT

>>18128448
wow dude you guessed a flip of a coin toss gz

It's almost as though a man with early onset alzheimer's disease and multiple learning disorders is unfit to lead a country, especially during a crisis

I’m wondering when to go in. I think these all will drop more.

Baker Hughes Oil Rig Count coming in 46 min

what should I know?

why does everything have to be so motherfucking dramatic in murica, jesus fucking christ it's not so hard to say YES out loud and press a button you stupid fucking congress niggers, people are fucking dying and congress retards are too stupid to take a precaution and sit on their ass in Washington till Friday ends. I understand there are many eyes wide shut parties in these dire times of the apocalypse but for fucks sake.

>>18128478
What did he say lol
God I hope this fucking bill crashes and burns I might cum in my pants

>>18128451
I can picture him pouring the alcohol into his anus as the bear raped him; the alcohol quickly dissolving, but burning every nook and cranny of his colon as it quickly dries and contracts on the Bobo's throbbing cock.

>>18128147
Traditionally airlines are shit investments. We’re in the first inning of coronavirus there’s no rush for low quality high debt companies.

>>18128427
No, we're keeping the market sane and orderly by preventing bulltards from pricing everything to the moon.

we are fucked

>>18128405
It's not about making ventilators, it's about getting the factories to make anything.

>>18128493
in south apefrica they literally throw chairs

>-3%
>Bobos think they were right
How retarded are bears?

>>18128516
this was priced in yesterday retard

>>18128426
4 u

>>18128407
>HARAM
clearly halal

>>18128427
the economy would fall regardless of whether we root for it to fall or not, it's a way to deal with the retardation. I can't imagine sitting through this corona shit not being able to laugh at bulls misery.

>>18128286
Smash through the circuit breakers and exchanges closed by lunchtime

>>18128492
It's gonna be bad.

>>18128155
Plz no Dolan he good presdidn’t

when are these fucking cocksuckers voting

>>18128278
its real lmao

>>18128204
>Bernie’s hell is just campaigning for president every day
He deserves some rest

>>18128392
If you want a copy of my DEW calendar in Word Format, here;s the link in the picture, 4chins think the link is spam.

Based WeTransfer, use it all the time for my clients.

>>18128544
Hopefully never

>>18128527
>adulterer lusting after white dick
>halal
Pick one

>>18128544
both sides have ~15 minutes each still, which means like an hour

>>18128315
picking pennies in front of a steamroller

GO DOWN ALREADY

>>18128493
you act like these people value human life. They don't. Put on the big show, pump poison into the bill, and then gang up and bully the shit out of anyone who stands in the way.

Crocodile tears, American PATRIOTISM IM FOR SAVING the PEOPLE. and then pass shit that fucks them in the ass. Where have i noticed this pattern before?

>>18128456
I'd greatly appreciate it, I'm considering buying the dip (unironically) and possibly buying every week post-divy to amplify that.
Perhaps email it to iunsubscribed@gmail.com?

>>18128488
just wait a month or two, the bottom ain't here

>>18128305
>mother of god. we will smash through the first two breakers immediately and then end the day on the third.
But what happens if they have enough for quorum and it passes??? Asking for a friend who is holding 220p 4/17 SPY

>>18128481
LOL sorry brainlet but I told multiple anons yesterday to be wary of biz’s sudden bullish outlook. This game is TOO FUCKING EASY

>>18128516

>>18128534
I want to see the markets burn so badly, but I doubt it's even going to hit the 1st breaker monday.

>>18128329
Please tell me you’re only pretending to be retarded.

>>18128537
bad for the economy in general? if the number of rigs is reduced it means also less supply, higher oil prices, no?

>>18128077

President Tulsi Gabbard confirmed

>>18128493
Imagine if we had video from 170 years ago

>>18128544
16:05

>>18128584
Imagine all the cute and funny videos people would have taken.

>>18128553
That works, much appreciated

>>18128278
me likey. is this the new trump? he should run for prez

In april
BA 220
AAPL 270
Gold spot price 2k
You're welcome

>>18128478
based WV

>PUNISHED REPRESENTATIVE

>>18128571
It'll dump either way.

>>18128555
lusting is haram, not her person. though i understand your point

>>18128586
After market close?? 16:05 in which timezone?

>>18128603
>he should run for prez
Anon...

>>18128604
>BA 220

heh, because non existant air travel?

>>18128516
uhmayyyyssssin graaaceeee how sweeet the souuuunnddd

>>18128581
No it means more pain for the economy.
Shuttered rigs are an expense, plus the associated unemployment.
Saudis and Russian are pumping oil like water.
The Shale bros are getting BTFO... more unemployment.
The Shale credit crisis is only beginning which will put a big hurt on the credit markets.

>>18128613

>>18128132
poetic

So, good time to buy snss?

>>18128633
oilstate regional banks are fucked btw

>>18128523
Don't rub it in. Im trying to dump a shitty position.

>ITS FUCKI G REAL
>TAKE THE PHONE OUT OF HIS HANDS WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING

>>18128634
Kek

Okay I bought. Should I spend another 500?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EAT SHIT WAHHABIS

>>18128116
PRICED IN

>>18128634
VOTING
ON THE EDGE
OF THE CRATER

>>18128634
>A man denied his bailout

so is like someone taking a headcount of it passing based on these remarks? is it passing or not

>>18128657
kek

>>18128651
ONTX

>Live Nation is STILL pumping

Every time I look at this chart I seethe. This is among the worst positioned companies right now and some big stacks faggot is pumping this every day.

>>18128691
When do they actually vote is the question?

Poor Massie.
Trump basically declared war on him this morning. He's going to be lynched after this.

Buy $MASSIE 11/20 PUT 0

From Based Massie:
>"If getting us into $6 trillion more debt doesn’t matter, then why are we not getting $350 trillion more in debt so that we can give a check of $1 million to every person in the country," he tweeted on Friday. "This stimulus should go straight to the people rather than being funneled through banks and corporations like this bill is doing."


I'm not even bearing right now but he's right. Fuck the banks.

>>18128657
link or fake

>>18128077
Motherfucker do you WANT Nancy Pelosi to be president?

>>18128707
ACTUALLY BASED

>>18128278
>it’s real

>>18128657
>calling nancy a king instead of queen
sexist in chief

>>18128478
anyone remember 4chan Gold accounts scam?

those were the days..2009

>oil already dumped 11% on me
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18128707
BASED

>>18128707
>>18128704
FUCK the kiked up stimulus bill
Burn it all down
Based massie

>>18128691
no question it is passing if reps are allowed non-in person voting

whats up in the air at the moment is if a roll-call vote can pass with the necessary threshold

>>18128707
Damn straight.
Each of us is taking on $18,000 of debt to get $1,200.
>Hurry up! I need my gibs!!

>>18128710
LOO ON TWITTER YOU RETARD

Fuck this man, i'm out. Fuck this market.

this alaska airlines exchange fucking LMAO

>>18128728
youve fallen for one of the classic blunders, buying oil in a price war with no demand

>>18128407
But anon, those milkies are halal surely?

Should I dump SQQQ at a 10% loss now or hope for a crash on Monday?

>>18128707
Well he makes a good point. 2 trillion is already so much, why can't we just BIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR even harder?

>>18128707
based

>>18128754
this man BTFOing the alaska airlines shill lmfao

>>18128728
Are u the person that asked how much lower it can go in the last thread?

>>18128728
Why the fuck would you buy oil when production and logistics is taking massive hits?

retard

DIGUSTING CHINESE MARKET
kek

>>18128720
Thought he was blaming Obama
>King Nigger in Charge

lmfao this airline shill getting roasted on cnbc

>>18128685
audible kek

>>18128759
do you think this shit is going to get BETTER?
if not, then hold

>>18128759
i dumped it. my arms were exhausted from holding those bags

>>18128722
im here with you /b/ro
been here since 08

>>18128707
INCREDIBLY based

>>18128769
Did he just call me a salty son of a bitch?

>>18128728
If you're buying into oil you shouldn't look at the price for another year. It will eventually recover, but not in the short term. And it's not really worth trying to time the bottom just yet (though I bet it drops around 20-30%). Recovery should happen in May/June/July when the Russians and Saudis make a deal. Just make sure you're not investing in shale and stuff.

Kek that clown got destroyed on CNBC about Alaskan Airlines

>>18128782
Retard

Why not buy TQQQ right now and sell as soon as bill passes?

this week is better than next week, he said it.

Live by the SQQQ, die by the SQQQ.

>>18128699
Why them?

>>18128039
Anyone else's time and sales window on Interactive Brokers doing some really fucking weird shit like printing prices that aren't in anyway reflective of what the current price is? I swear to God so much shit goes wrong with their platform that if you weren't paying attention it would fuck you over royally. Either the T&S is accurate and the rest of the platform isn't or vice versa.

>>18128795
>buy high sell low
good idea

>analysts saying we're going to go lower
oh fuck i'm buying

>>18128759
>holding anything over the weekend in this fucking time line
start praying every second otherwhise you will never make it

>>18128782
good choice next week you will thank yourself

>>18128781
I don't know what the fuck is going on. I just know I shouldn't hold on to it forever.

>>18128728
I'd plan to hold it at least a couple of weeks, it won't move until the situation changes.

Getting a curfew because a 66 year old man died.

>>18128795
The market isn't particularly rational right now, there's no guarantee the bill passing will even pump the market.

>>18128626
Yes, what with being the single largest exporter in the entire US they probably have nothing on the back burner.

>>18128751
Awww poor bullfag angry :(

>>18128722
2007 newfag here btw

we not bear until reddit say we bull
best indicator period

I understand a lot of people here are shorting the market and want this rescue package to fail for seflish reasons, but does anyone actually think it America fails, NEETS won't be the first to feel the pain?

I'm sorry a fit out of work tradesmen has a lot more survival potential in an apocalypse than a 300 lb tendie munching incel in his moms basement.

>>18128759
this weekend I want a mass protest with niggers looting the closed shops, 1%centers in front of Wall Street, fires everywhere like in Australia and so on

>>18128844
>he thinks /biz/ is neets

>>18128707
What a fucking legend. Standing up to literally every single one of his peers to tell them the emperor has no clothes. Dude has tungsten balls.

>>18128835
Remember cracky Chan? Wonder what that bitch is up to lol

I was always more of a boxxy man myself. That bitch was t h i c c

>>18128795
Do you think people are willing to buy and hold over the weekend in the current environment? Someone's going to have to hold when everyone's buying. It's a gamble and there's no guarantee there will be a pump once the bill passes, given how much of it might have already been priced in throughout the week.

>>18128839
>go to r/wsb
>they're all bearing
Confirmed bull market.

>>18128136
>Didn't sell at open
based fucking retard

>>18128844
No desu we don't want it to fail.
We have just accepted it will fail no matter what we do.

>>18128835
2005 here
i'm trapped forever
please, god, release me from this prison

>>18128039
How do i buy into crude? Is it as simple as getting a Robinhood account and buying WTI?

We pumping!

I dumped my SQQQ and bought WEN instead
I need a way to recoup my losses

HE GOT A CALL

SELL SELL SELL

>>18128839
Biz was all bull yesterday look how that turned out. Buying puts off you fags is making me some good money

>>18128819
>that facebook message

the difference is /r/wallstreetbets actually makes money and doesnt just bleed out on SQQQ thinking its some sort of ebin market cheat code that no one knows about. kill yourself

CRAB GANG

YOU DUMB NIGGERS. YOU CAN'T STOP AMERICA. BUY COCA COLA

>>18128722
It wasn't funny anymore when you could actually get one.

He you white haired fuck
I know you're reading this
Fuck you and all the reps
Pump this fucking market arleady

During trudys speach today markets were climbing back up, and now they are back down. Question I have is, do you guys think this will go lower today? I bought in at 22.24 last night

>>18128916

if they are so smart why don't you go there then?

>>18128863
https://twitter.com/crackyiechan?lang=en

>>18128911
lol just saw that

HELP US JEEBUS

>>18128885
You buy crude futures and a guy from the NYSE will show up with a tanker truck at your house.

>>18128937
i got banned for reporting racism

There is going to be a pump or a dump of biblical proportions in the last hour

>>18128754
>>18128764
SERIOUSLY i used to take that Jim fuck seriously. It’s taken me a while, I’ve always known not to “trust” these people, but I’m done with my assessment.

Scott is good at what he does.
Faber is mostly a professional, very well connected but doesn’t give much away.
Cramer is based.
Joe is sometimes based and funny, but all of the worst qualities of boomers, and addicted to Trump cum.
That’s it.

Meg is qt as fuck. Becky, Sara, Deidre, Kate, and Morgan are also hotties.

But all the “traders” should be completely disregarded. Don’t inverse them, don’t listen to them, just disregard them completely.

>>18128392
what is this and how can i collect

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>>18128830
Angry, no.

Willing to blow my savings right now? No.

>>18128916
is that a joke? half that board is people posting -90% options. yeah maybe most of them have MORE money to lose, but they don't perform better

>>18128885
buy individual oil companies like Exxon, Chevron, etc. or buy oil ETFs like USO, etc.

>>18128863
>>18128877
OH NO BROS WE MISSED OUR CHANCE

>>18128955
>He thinks a pump is in the cards

>>18128962
GET FUCKED EUROBEANERS

>>18128933
White haired guy, listen to me.
Don't listen to this skinny 150 lb. fuck
listen to me
Crash the market. Do not vote on the bill. Bear gang is eternal, esse.
Do it for your senpai, white hair guy.

>>18128707
BASED MASSIE WHAT THE FUCK

>>18128962
priced in, anon

>>18128962
unironically bullish and already priced in

who here trades using EMAs? seems pretty based looking in backtesting

>>18128962
969 ventilators freed up for use! BULLISH!

>>18128962
Less than 1000, bullish IMO. Big green Monday incoming.

>>18128963
Weekly dividend stocks.
In essence, if you tie up $500k in these, you can retire off the dividends.
If (big if) this is just a dip, it's a perfect opportunity to get in

>>18128962
GOD YES. CORONA CHAN IS GROWING STRONGER

>>18128978

>>18128669
it will be a massive short term pain but if north america banded together and only refined north american oil it would turn the tables HARD on opec.

>>18128962
DEATH NUMBERS ARE PRICED IN

you think these market making firms with BILLIONS of dollars don't have access to a few statisticians who can tell them all these things weeks in advance?

you think you get to playing with billions of dollars without knowing that shit?

>>18128844
it's not selfish to want this bill to fail. it's purely just trying to give the bank kikes and megacorp kikes more money for their mistakes, poor management, and outright gutting/looting of their respective companies.

the people can weather this out, especially NEETs. boeing, cruise industry, etc needs us more than we need it.

>>18128966
It’s okay anon I’m just teasing you. I’ve gotten pretty rekt this week, today was very much needed.

>>18128201
new york is expected to peak 3 weeks from now. we are staying home for a while.

>>18128962
wait for New York getting 3 millions infected

>>18128669
good, ENERGY INDEPENDENCE in the US. Fuck OPEC right its its fucking mudbutt

>>18128704
has a president ever publicly attacked members of the legislative branch like trump does on a regular basis? im not saying hes right or wrong but it seems quite childish.

>>18129030
Canada and us both exporters of oil tho...

>>18128962
ffffffuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkk

>969
>69
nice

>>18128957
Josh pulled that same shit with Uber a couple weeks ago calling UBER a good buy & that it wouldnt drop into the 20 range. It dropped to 13.70. These faggots really shouldn't talk about stocks they own, they just come across as bias shills

>>18129030
>OPEN responds my forcing buyers to use Yuan or Euros
>america gets Zimbabwe tier inflation with infinite QE

THIS IS SO FUCKED.

WE ARE SO FUCKED.

>>18129053
he is wrong to attack based Massie, a republican congressman for the people and not the banker kikes

>>18129072
>>18129072
>>18129072
new

>>18129039
This
Fuck kikes let wall Street come crashing

>>18128551
Him? What about Biden? Crazy Joe is one press confrence away from thanking everyone they came to his birthday.

VOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALREADY FFS

BASED ATT (T) JUST DECLARED THEIR DIVIDEND, BUSINESS AS USUAL

FUCK YOU, PAY ME

>>18128941
time isn't kind to women
seeing what they look (and act) like now makes me thankful I ain't one

>>18128704
>Save our workers bill
Please tell me that’s not really what it’s called

WE ARE SO FUCKED

WE ARE SO FUCKED

DO YOU FUKING UNDERSTAND?

>>18128916
>screenshots from paper trades showing millions of wins
>mods 'verify' their alt-account, i mean this random user and it just so happens to be free publicity for the sub
nah its legit bro

>>18129084
because only telecoms are actually making money right now lmao

>>18129053
>hey that's fucked up that you're trying to stop aid to the american people

Wow how childish.

Also yes, presidents are just people and say mean things. Nothing new under the sun. Trump is pretty average except the media bigwigs decided they didn't like him

>>18129033
lol imagine a human being this retarded.

>>18128150
His very existence as a potential winner will put a leash on the competitors, avoid full retard turbocapitalism.

>>18128941
damn this is really cringe. "internets original camgirl" im cringing

>>18129104
>knowing the machinations of the sub
back to r3ddit nigger

>>18128898

Boeing, I bout at 159 and it’s the only thing keeping me +

>>18128634

>>18129119
if you think this bill is "aid" to the american people, instead of aids to the american people while the bankers and megacorps get away scott free despite spending the last 10 years inflating themselves and bloating themselves to unreasonable proportions, you're also pretty childish.

gibs will be handed out in time. now is not the time to consume -- now is the time to whether as much as we can while seeing the wealth hoarders crashing down.

>>18128950
you big gay
>>18128975
thanks partner

>>18128669
good fuck those arrogant towel headed camel jockeys

>>18129061
He also sold out of Twitter right before it rallied majorly, after bagholding for ages.

He’s amusing, and says some good things sometimes, but I don’t trust him. Follow his twitter, and he was grandstanding a while back about paying for people’s orders at Walmart or some bullshit, might’ve been Christmas.

Most of them either FUD your conviction, or reaffirm your biases. Generally not helpful.

ALSO that Jim Alaska airlines shill was buying VIAC as a value play when I was bagholding, when it was worth 3x as much or something. I lost quite a bit by letting it renew my hope before cutting it loose and now it’s worth 1/3 of what it was.

They’re fucked when the NFL has to postpone the season because of virus.

>>18129132
you wanna like add a meaningful comment or argument or something or

>>18129182
So how about the dems draft an actual plan everyone can agree on instead of bloating the bill with 1,400 pages of planned parenthood and votes for illegals?

>>18129082
Biden enjoys what he does, he’s good at it even if he’s a few marbles short.

Bernie seems like he hates it all

>>18128823
>with being the single largest exporter in the entire US

not at the moment, which is all that matters

>>18129264
Because he's been trying to help poor people for 40 years and the corruption has stopped him every step of the way.

Theres no universe where if the media acted in good faith that biden beats bernie, literally none.

>>18128898

ive been bagholding WEN since fucking january lol

at least they pay divs i guess

>>18128788
Recovery in the summer means you should buy very soon though, right? By the time it hits the news there's no value left

>>18128916
>they played puts on a down swing
Wow there fucking smart no one ever thought of that.
>lose it all on a single up day
Lol readdit fags

>>18128669
START STACKING OIL BARRELS IN YOUR APARTMENT!! INVEST IN CHEAP OIL NOW!

>>18128942
what message?

>>18129598
Yeah buying in now is ok, but just don't be scared/worried about absolute shit stock prices. If during May everything goes back to normal and the oil dump stops, the demand shock is still going to take time to recover and people will be overstocked with cheap oil for a few more months. So a pretty slow climb.

>>18129024
Looks like anime Sergei

>>18128933
don't listen to him grandpa-chan, you're doing amazing. answering your earlier e-mail, you have to log into your gmail account to send emails, I wrote you your login and password and put it next to your laptop, it's that black book looking thing.

>>18128962
you faggots make me sick I understand that celebrating the market crash is fun, but how sad do you have to be to celebrate the death of nearly a thousand christian people?

>>18129167
why is this fucking chink even talking? I'm no crenshaw fan but I bet his ancestors actually wash their hands and don't eat mouse fetuses and bat soups.

So they passed it, very cool. Glad we could give more free money to the shittiest industries imaginable and only a small portion of the bill in aid to actual people who aren't reptiles.

>>18128100
Iggy Pop?