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based and first

Can I get an update on the voting time frame?

SHORT /SMG/

>>18126950
fuck kurds

>>18126966
Vote doesn't matter at this point.
It will pass.
All this priced in.

holy fuck how does this bill have so many random ass unrelated companies and organizations getting money? how god damned corrupt is the US lmao

>>18126963
how can one JUST man be so based?

>>18126946
show me your fat bag of calls expiring monday then fagstradamus

Is this April 1st rent strike gonna wreck real estate?

Stream link
https://livestream.com/fednet/house

I panic sold all my stocks this morning and went all in on SDOW at 50.50.

What's the plan bros, are we buying in today and expecting bulls next week?

GREEN DILDOS APPEARING
IT'S OVER

>>18126963
MASSIE 2024

>>18126990
Based.
In on this one.

>>18126987
we're like zimbabwe with a top hat dude

>>18126983
Maybe it does matter because it will dump after.

>>18127002

>>18126963
Fuck that. Massie is the only real Republican left as far as I'm concerned. Where did rand's spine go? Fuck this bullshit bailout bill and fuck the kikes it's bailing out. $17000 stolen from every single person in the country and SOME of us will get $1200. While the rest goes to Wall Street boomer 401k. Fuck. That. Shit.

So when is China going to stop lying about their stats? Cops don't want to let people in from Hubei.

>>18127004
Yes, buy every red candle

>>18126987
that is how the house of representatives works
in order to pass a bill you need to pad it

So who else thinks the Fed is gonna pump right as the bill passes to fight the 'sell the news' dumping pressure?

>>18126946
>and we're guaranteed to be back in green by Monday.
Hahaha why do you say that?

he sold? pamp eet

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All of you looking at Cruise stocks, but their debt do not buy their stocks. They use outsourced labor and file in tax havens and ships are enormous money pits. I expect that there will be a consolidation or merger of these cruise lines because if you are a competitor you could buy whole ships for cheap.
Stock will not rollover, but debtholders WILL see their stake rolled over and may even be given shares in the new company.

>>18127018
Hmmmm.....
I like the cut your jib.

>>18127002
that's very reactive, anon :[

>>18126987
I should be surprised but I’m not

The virus was just like 9/11...they may have not created it but they sure let it happen to pass this bullshit

Fucking 300 million to NPR, that’s like $1m per fucking station.

Also fuck this crab market today wheres my circuit breaker

>Not scooping up triple leveraged ETFs at these god given discounts
>Paying jewish premiums for options
>Getting fuck when volatility settles down

When to buy leap USO calls I’m thinking pretty soon ay?

>>18127004
buy and bull?

sell and bear?

god knows at this point

priced in?

Why are gold futures so cheap? Am I taking crazy pills?

h-hey wait a minute bulls! Wait just a minute!

>>18127054

You missed the pump bullbro. Bears have this market now.

>>18127036
I want off this wild ride...

>>18127057
lmao based chinks

>>18126983
I’m less concerned with the outcome. I’m trying to figure out when to dump the rest of my SDOW.

Though I think there’s a good chance it will dump if it passes.

>>18127051
What will 1 million even do for every station? That won't even cover payroll and rent for a fucking month lmao. To be clear, I'm completely against them getting a single fucking cent of my tax money.

>>18127036
No no no Bog, I bought.

>>18127057
No. Media is touting China's miraculous curve flattening. Its a lie - this virus will keep breaking out until /herd/ or vaccine sometime next year

>>18127080
Fuck off this is fantastic entertainment

>>18127076
even if you're right in the short term, TQQQ and UDOW are never gonna expire worthless

>>18127040
this shit will go through the roof the moment this bill passes and the bears get a second hole ripped by the green dildo
oh and btw...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18127070
everyone wants to be in cash now, the whole world just wants USD in a crisis because our military can take on the whole world by itself and win

>>18127051
They probably don’t want NPR reporting on how badly they’re fuckkng it up.

Btw, they’re fuckkng it up.

Daily reminder that the average Chapo is a NEET or severely underemployed.

>>18127057
hold up what's going on in china, i thought they were all cured and going back to work????

>>18127106
Priced in.

I need a european broker.
What can you recommend?

if everyone but me dies i can set my stocks at whatever price i want
very bullish

>>18127109
High IQ post.
The buy the dip Cramer bots are going to continually be justed.

If I lived in China and had to go into quarantine it would be the best thing to ever happen. Who the fuck wants to go outside to their non-descript pollution-choked megacity to get eaten by an escalator when you can stay at home and play vidya all day?

>>18127106
priced in and bearish

>>18127070
No one wants to go to the store with a bar of gold and ask for a McDouble. Cash is king, and gold will continue to fall until the inflationary effects of the fed catch up to us.

>>18127057
The students from MIT stole a hand sanitizer dispenser from the university at are washing their hands with it.

>screaming manlet
kek

>>18127115
this would hurt me quite a bit...

everyone will be back to work in no time and the greatest economy will be back.... under budget and ahead of schedule
thank you based God Emperor

>>18127106
There's no bailouts anymore

When do these fucktards vote on this thing?

>>18127133
Whatever happened to soap and water, dawg? It's like the whole country forgot about it.

>>18127111
based captain trips

>>18127144
12pm EST

>>18127004
market had to re-price in the possibility of a stimulus bill failing this morning due to the Massie maneuver.

once the bill passes, trump is basically waiting in the hall to sign it, and this gets priced out again. thank Thomas Massie for giving you a few extra hours to unload your puts and shorts. this guy should be the new mascot for bear bros.

whats going on? all i see on the stream are people supporting the bill. do the democrats and paper republicans have the numbers to defeat it?

IS BAC A GOOD BUY YET?????

OH NONONONO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>>18127112
Nope. Police from another province are refusing to let Wuhan citizens enter because they don't believe the CCP stats

>>18127123
>t. hasn’t been paying attention to Cramer being an absolute doomer
So spiteful... so uninformed

>>18127137
>Chair recognizes the screaming manlet from New York

>>18127140
It'll be under budget alright.

IT KEEPS GOING UP

>>18127106
its going to dump when it passes retard
>hes literally a zoomer who doesnt remember 2008

>Things I like
Not priced in.

>Things you like
100% priced in.

Simple as.

hope you bears got rid of ur puts

>>18127156
Naaa, there was never any doubt this will pass.
Only question is when.

>>18127157
everyone knows the bill will pass
anybody who votes against it will literally be torn to shreds by the media and the president cause people are dying

>>18127103

Can you imagine their valuations if the market went down 50% from the peak?

How about 60%?

80%?

>>18127109

The USD is a system of liberal international trade. That system is breaking down before our eyes.

>>18127090
Not shit. Npr is literally state sponsored democrat propaganda.

Absolute horseshit of a bill, plus with payments delayed by months how is this gonna help anyone?

Thank fuck I kept my CDL so I can wage slave throughout this bullshit.

>>18127173
yeah why wouldn't it? virus nearly beaten and vacchine is around the corner, stimulus package still not signed. BULL DAY

Uh oh bear bros

>>18127176
>this post
priced in

>>18127057
>we wont have to go to war with china because they will have another civil war

>>18127109
> our military can take on the whole world by itself and win
do burgers actually believe that?

This market is so fucking gay

>>18126950
https://www.epochtimes.com/gb/20/3/27/n11980618.htm
Actual article if interested anons.

This is pretty gay lads

>>18127187
I think it's unlikely, but hedge if you must

W-whats this pump

DOW IS CRABBING AMD IS CRABBING MRNA IS CRABBING

EVEN MY FUCKING FUNDS ARE CRABBING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18126987
It’s tradition

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_barrel

>>18127158
Sauce

>MUH ECONOMY
>MUH ECONOMY

>MORAL ECONOMY

>>18127191
Bulltrap
Open puts now.

>>18127025
Lol at thinking republicans were any different. If u don’t like us leave and go back to your libertarian shithole party

So how much money goes to Coca Cola and Pepsi? Don't forget to give money to Build-a-Bear Workshop and Tobacco companies.

How fucking corrupt is this shit jesus lmao

https://youtu.be/Vu4EOyji76s

Here’s the live feed of Wuhan, it’s still shut down

>>18127199
>>18127208
now kiss

Jerome stop already

what anime is this, looks pretty based?

STOP PUMPING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18127219
Answer my question coomer

HE WILL BRING CONGRESS TOGETHER AS AN OFFERING TO CORONACHAN
TELL HIM 'THANK YOU BASED MASSIE'

>https://twitter.com/afferent_input/status/1243369339060969473?s=19
thank god that the stimulus bill will destroy the virus worldwide once its signed

>the heroic postal service
gimme a break

>>18127175
i would totaly agree but this is pure clown world.
im not kidding, screencap this shit.
the dow will hit 23k today starting the moment the bill passes

>>18126987

AND WE ARE BACK

>>18127187
>The USD is a system of liberal international trade. That system is breaking down before our eyes.
it doesnt matter, with the euro cratering and china regularly spawning diseases that shut down the global economy, and the US navy being the sole guarantor that the worlds shipping lanes stay open even if we get hit by a fucking asteroid, USD is the only fucking game in town. bet on it.

IS THIS ALL YOU GOT BOBO
GET DABBED ON

I got rid of my SQQQ at a 9% loss. Fuck it, I'm never touching leveraged ETFs ever again.

>>18127162
Did he come off as disingenuous to anyone else? It might be his Brooklyn(?) accent throwing me off, what's your opinion, Anons?

>>18127205
nah, CCP told me it was under control

last chance bears, these are the last red candles till EOD dump

>>18127222
>NOOOOO YOU CANT PLAY DIRTY LIKE ME YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES!!!

I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE FUCKING PUMP

NOW YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL REALLY RETARDED FOR THE REST OF THE WEEKEND

>>18126950
None of the bears listened when I warned them. The day may end in green.

>>18127247
don't disrespect those OG spree shooters

>>18127253
This won't age well.

>>18127255
HOLD IT YOU FRUIT.

>my puts broke even this morning at market open
>back down 30% and falling

what's wrong with my brain, I'm too weak to fight Jerome

my question to the bulls would be, considering this is only escalating and we have yet to see a peak, why the fuck wouldn't this coming monday be an absolute bloodbath?

>>18127015
lol

>>18127258
We're in for some fun times regardless anon.

>Consumer sentiment at its lowest
>DOW up 400 points since open
Thank you Jerome, very cool!

>>18127239
DAY OF THE PILLOW FUCKING NOW

>>18127195
shut the fuck up and seethe nerd, most likely you live high on the hog getting NEET benefits guaranteed by the american military industrial complex. we subsidize the entire world's social programs with our military budget and the entire world's ability to conduct profitable international trade with our navy. do you know the worlds second most powerful air force? its the US navy. eat shit pussy and buy american.

>>18126424
>>18126510
It's a foregone conclusion, it will happen.

9/11 had a total fatality count of 2977. Currently deaths in NY are at 466, growing at 27% per day. At that rate the deaths in NY will surpass 9/11 in only 8 more days.

And the peak hasn't even been reached yet, remember it's still a couple weeks behind Italy, and the Italian health minister just yesterday said the peak hasn't even come yet for them.

And NYC/LA are intentionally no longer testing patients who aren't severe cases because the hospital systems are already at or near capacity.

And officials are also reporting that even the deaths attributed to corona are also being underreported, because many are dying without ever having an official diagnosis or test.

It hasn't even begun

>>18127238
I would wait to see if the stimulus passes. If it doesn’t for whatever reason, BAC could tank. Now gib sauce

>>18127025
Delete this!

Imagine just being able to manipulate the markets for your own benefit

>>18127057
They are “rioting” because a police force went into another police force’s jurisdiction. It’s literally just bugs being bootlicking bugs. These people are fucking mindless.

She's still young, single, and ready to mingle!

>It's time

>>18127273
I've come to realize options are only there for insiders to make massive gains. Regular folks just can't time perfectly and have to go in as opportunities present themselves

>>18127288
Is there a website that tracks each country's trajectory like the FT does?

>>18127239
THANK YOU BASED MASSIE

>>18127195
Except for Russia, and China. Theres really no doubt we could beat anybody else.
Have you seen our military budget?

This dude is drunk and the lady on the right looks like she's about to keel over and die lmao.

>>18127258
it's starting

>>18127273
Same

>>18127288
Confirmed.
The happening is only beginning.

>>18127280
Because we've entered clown world

>>18127219
moms bang teens

Why are they blaberring.
Pass the DAMN BILL

>buying and holding onto shares over the weekend
Clown world indeed

>>18127290
staci silverstone

>>18127309
you can look up covid charts for every country on tradingview

>>18127309
no but from everything we've seen so far its a foregone conclusion that until a lockdown is implemented your cases will only rise. then once you have a lockdown it will take 3 weeks AT A MINIMUM to burn out. your deaths might peak by 2 weeks in if you are lucky. infection to death timeline is 18.5 days.

ive been asleep since I bought on Black Thursday
whats going on? do I sell?

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>>18127326
Thanks senpai

>>18127306
GET FUCKED YOU SHITHEAD.

I just bought a smattering of far out KO calls. People will drink this sugary shit virus or no virus.

>>18127309
https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
You can see the overall charts, and also click into a specific country and see the charts there too

>>18127288
>Brought to you by those who said we should all be dead from climate change and those who calculated German crematory efficiency levels

>>18127272
when is the dumppppp
FUCKKK i wanna get rid of SQQQ already

>>18127307
just use them to hedge 10% of your portfolio. especially in times like these.

>>18127307
Yeah, this market's just too retarded with everything going on right now. Probably just gonna DCA into some high dividend yield companies and just try and secure some medium-term gains.

>>18127363
>not h0olding for bloody monday
ngmi

There are people here who bought TVIX at 900 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18127363
might be a while, acutally. if you're not too red, i'd consider letting it go.

FUCK YOU ANALOG DEVICES GO THE FUCK BACK UP SO I CAN SELL YOU

YOU WERE SUPPOSEDLY THE MOST QUALITY STOCK

FUCK
ANALOG
DEVICES

>tfw put everything in oil
You guys have fun on the coronacoaster I'm done with that shit.

>>18127380
>an arab dunking on noses
still funny

When is consumer confidence in the markets going to be lost?

>>18127363
just wait until eod jesus christ lol calm down

IM NOT FUCKING SELLING MY PUTS UNTIL MONDAY!

>>18127372
Careful.
As more bailouts continue (and they will) I'm sure the dems will add strings to anyone accepting bailout money needs to cut their dividend..... "because that makes wall street richer on the backs of tax paying Americans."

Someone last thread suggested to invest in ETFs but aren't the good stocks very obviously known these days? How are MSFT or KO ever gonna be losers?

FUCK ORANGE MAN
FUCK THE FED
FUCK MNUCHIN
BUT MOST OF ALL

FUCK POWELL

Are they passing a bill today or nah? Should I be expecting a big pump?

>>18127391
Big dick play you're gonna be rich

>>18127015
KEK, this needs to become a meme

>the virus is a machine gun!
>it's machine gunning america!

>>18127356
Where do I buy calls for corona deaths?

This virus is a machine gun, so we must fight it with another machine gun the MONEY MACHNIE GUN BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

HERE WE GO

>>18127391
why are you betting on last century's commodity, anon? american shale oil will probably never recover from this shit.

>>18127401
No to blank check or no to limits?

What a nasal voice

>>18127405
madman

this is just too clown for me

>>18127401
i might actually exchange some of my USD for CAD lmao

>>18127382
got in at 24 and 25
i'm ashamed

>>18127391
Whatcha holding my guy? Royal Dutch and a few other cheapies here myself.

>>18127409
>retain earnings instead of paying them out
>award contracts to your friends and their companies
>increase your own compensation
yeah this seems good

Trump is having a mental breakdown on twitter

>>18127414
Unironically priced in and awaiting the next

>>18127401
Wait but was he answering the first or second question

>>18127363
get rid of the nametag

most despise that shit and will give you bad advice on purpose

>>18127430
He thinks the US won’t crater a country to secure oil profits
oh no no nono

>>18127430
>Last century's commodity
Nigger have you ever looked at the projected global demand for oil in the coming century? You faggots really need to shut the fuck up with this bullshit it's so annoying

>>18127422
local gun store

>>18127391
>going all in on a resource with value depending on the whims of Middle Eastern and Eastern European dictators

I hope you're planning to go long long

>>18127450

>>18127411
if you want to put 0 effort into investing just buy etf every week. if you want to watch the market, watch stocks, then you can buy companies who pull all the weight in etfs.

Ahahaha what is trump tweeting holy shit I can’t believe I have puts on GE

>>18127453
>>18127435

>Trump mental breakdown live on Twitter

>>18127288
By the way here's the latest version of that chart from yesterday

>>18127481
Bullish?

30% T / 30% KO / 30% MSFT

IDGAF if it goes up or down, im buying every week

>>18127481
lmao its real

>>18127481
>its real
lmfao

>>18127481
Wow this is legit.
He's scared.
He knows what's coming.

>>18127490
Jesus fucking christ this dude's tweets surprise me every single time.

>>18127484
Terrible american car companies should by all rights go bankrupt, which means they are going to skyrocked 1000% in clown world

I hope dow pumps after the bill passes today only so that it can crash harder a bit down the line. That would be extremely funny and based.

>>18127409
Fuck, that's a point I didnt consider. If not high dividend, what do you think I should go in on? Just some ETFs?

>>18127481
Is he ok lmao

>>18127481
LOL, is this real?

>>18127474
So? We'll just fucking bomb them.

YES GIVE ME MILKIES

>>18127490
kek this can't be real. he just said "I don't believe we need 30,000 ventilators. most hospitals have 2."

>>18127522
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1243559373395410957
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1243559373395410957

>>18127491
Fags don't realize this is logarithmic and think it's slowing down.

>>18127255

9% loss on a x3 leveraged inverse ETF isn't so bad, anon.

I bought UPRO at $26.30 last week, it collapsed to $18.50, and yesterday it shot up to $29. I sold at $27.81.

I was unlucky to buy 24 hours before the market cratered. I was stubborn enough to hold. I was lucky enough that the pump was big enough to bring me into the green.

It's all about timing and having brass balls.

>>18127500
kek hes so upset about that article saying he refused the 30k ventilators because it was too much and NYC wouldnt need them.

AAAAAAAAAAAA

I FIRGOT ABOUT THE SECOND BUNNY EARRRR!!!!

>>18127354
I sold a put spread myself...
Immediately regret it.

>>18127513
Cash and chill desu.
We are far from the bottom.
And don't listen to Cramer.

>>18127481
What with the vent banic? Implying there are enough respiratory techs and beds, Italy said the vents just postpone death.

>>18127490
most powerful man in the world acting like a child is priced in

>>18127231
>>18127258
>The Chinese government will shoot the qts once this is over instead of exiling them here with me

>>18127535
I love how in every donald trump tweet, the first response is some retarded Crypto scam

>>18127500
>Unemployment skyrocketing
>Lombardy deaths increasing
>Ventilators promised in late April

Wait why are people still bullish?

>>18127466
>>18127468
semiconductors
>>18127474
this
>>18127490
>>18127500
>>18127507
>>18127508
>>18127521
>>18127522
>>18127532
>>18127535
>they thought we were kidding when we said we were voting for chaos

>>18127500
State Capitalist America at it again.

>>18127439
>CAD
You mean Chinese Yuan?

>>18127538
I would've held for another day but I'm not keen on holding SQQQ over a weekend.

>>18127538
you are a beacon of hope.
got in SQQQ at 24 and 25
I don't how much longer i can hold

>>18127460
Kek I’ve ignored him every time he asks me a question because I hate that shit. Especially when people use it on a board with ids, and are people who don’t know anything or are trying to scam people.

>>18127145
Can't easily wash your hands with soap and water out in the open. What's stupid though is how they're all crowded around each other within a foot or two of each other to wash their hands

>>18127550
This guy gets it. Vents won't help much when you're in profound metabolic acidosis and hooked up to CVVH kek. They should be buying ECMO machines if anything.

Once all the old people die, we won't need ventilators anymore! BULLISH

god im so glad im not a bear anymore.

>>18127481
>>18127490
Imagine this is Trump's face, didn't have time to shoop maybe someone can oblige

>>18127570
just hold it bro, unless you really believe that this shit wont get much, much worse
>3 months of literally frozen economic activity is priced in

>>18127486
Anyone watch this or got a link?

Guys is there a non-leveraged inverse of the DOW? Don't wanna fuck around with 3x anymore

Trump BOOMED the fuck out during the market rout in December 2018 and in May 2019 too.

This happens when Mnuchin or Kushner isn't in the room to hold him back.

>Bear released an amime PV
>The market drops
Is this the bear power?

>>18127486
Thanks anon.

>>18127531
Is every congress member going up to the same podium and leaning into this mic???? No wonder they need ventilators ASAP, most of Congress is about to get coronachan

>>18127591
DOG

How many days does it take to see noticeable amount of decay on x3 leveraged etf?

>>18127481
Holy based!

If this bill does pass and we see a pump what are you guys buying?

>>18127481
>>18127500
>the president is panicking
Is literally over

>>18127580
Postponing death is important.
Acidosis because diabetics?
They’re already dead...

>>18127481
some of these replies are gold
i cant tell if this is parody or not

>>18127481
he is so fucking retarded

>>18126950
fuck china

>>18127591

Of course there is. Google is your friend.

You really shouldn't have been fucking around with highly leveraged instruments in the first place if you didn't know that there is a x1 inverse ETF.

>>18127607
Thanks m8

>>18127590
https://twitter.com/todayshow/status/1243133507859292160?s=21

>>18127621
Priced In
President Pence however is bullish

>>18127628
Acidosis becuase they can't BREATHE. That other anon is retarded.

>>18127327
They’re buying time until 3/5 of the reps fly back to dc

>>18127618
Condoms for my visit to your fat mom

Nah, we'll see a pump but I doubt it will be huge, there will be a weekend sell-off. Monday is likely to be red.

this is the part i dont understand
why is he calling it "P"?
who is he talking to, given that he's the only one with power to invoke it?

>>18127605
It's all part of Massie's master plan to remove political incumbents. That mic is the Typhoid Mary.

>>18127255
Same. Bought at 25 and sold at 23. It was over for me anyway, glad I did while I did. If the market really does crash again I'd make more money by just buying back now anyway.

>>18127004
>20% bounce this week
>going to near 1k/d deaths next week
very bullish.

>>18127631
>Abraham Lincoln
>auto industry
think he's memeing
>>18127650
yeah I know I'm just lazy

is there gonna be an EOD pump?

>>18127628
Sepsis is the leading cause of AKI, right behind cardiac arrest kek.

>>18127609
Uhh it takes effect immediately but it's not that bad to have in your pocket for a week

>>18127609

Decay only happens if the market doesn't go your way. If the market goes your way, and continues going your way, you get the OPPOSITE of decay. Compounding gains.

Look at TQQQ over the last decade and compare it to SQQQ.

>>18127669
Character limit

>>18127669
P for President?

>>18127106
Everyone knows its passing. But congress will take until April to deliver the checks, and will spend 3 dollars to every 1 dollar they pass out.

>>18127163
>even china doesn't believe the china numbers

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18127669
P comes before Q hes warning us hes about to reaveal his final form

>>18127669
He talks to himself in third person

>>18127682
There has been every friday the previous month except for the last so maybe?

>>18127597
The power
Of cute and also funny.

>>18127655
True, but due to scarred and destroyed lungs. A vent won't fix anything

>>18127669
I don’t understand why he won’t just say fuck it and let GM fail, he knows they are useless shitbags

>>18127655
>he doesn't understand the difference between metabolic and respiratory acidosis let alone renal excretion
stay in school zoom zoom

>>18127682
realistically it will be a dump

t.bull

>>18127631
He's black so I am assuming 100% serious.

>>18127405
Reddit

>>18127686
>>18127688
So if it goes down 20% then up 20% again you only get like 17% or 18% back?

>>18127682
Do you think people will want to hold more stocks over the weekend?
Is there going to be good news or bad news over the weekend.
There is your answer.

>>18127688
SQQQ reacts poorly to volatility. Ups and downs are not your friend.
Only straight down;

So where is this massive dump guys..

>>18127691
penus haha

>>18127168
cramer being a doomer is bullish. we really need to start an inverse cramer ETF.

>>18127732
haha

>>18127669
P for Putin

Press P to panic.

P

>>18127728
Everyone is panicking so why is this bullish?

>>18127669

He's a fucking idiot that can't run the government effectively, and if he can't run the government effectively he can't direct private business even if legally he has every right to.

Just because you have the legal ability to do something, doesn't mean you have the competence to.

P for Priced in

i like the rest of you have been defending trump for 5 years. but im...exhausted. im done. he is objectively demented.

>>18127714
Because that would spike even more job losses for voters.

P for Pepe

>>18127744
P IS FOR PRINTER?

>bet long oil futures with 15x leverage
Am I retarded? They cant fall farther down right?

>>18127728
Wait for after the vote

>>18127726
Is there a crab ETF?

>>18127669
Of course, P and Q are right next to each other in the alphabet, he is signalling that he stands with QAnon and will reveal the pedophile ring housed in our society very soon. The coronavirus' calamitous effect on American society provides an opportune moment to reveal the seedy, perverted underbelly of our government. OH SAY CAN YOU SEE?!?!

>>18127755
It took you 5 years to realize this?

>>18127746
>>18127566
kek

>>18127655
picrel is for you
i await your seething freshman microbio student response

"P" is probably Penalties, general motors is fucked.

P for Puts

>>18127767
>15x leverage
Smart man

>>18127498
Based

B-BUT MUH EASTER REOPENING

Airlines getting dumped

>>18127723

Pretty much. The move up needs to be higher than the move down because it's the DAILY performance that the ETF tracks.

P for peepee lol

>>18127677
i'd fuck that

P for pink

>>18127777
sweet digits. help me tho.
how do i get rid of the autofill name

>>18127795

boeing is going up

>>18127769
Is the vote gonna make it dump?

Why isn't there a crab ETF?

>NOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN' FREE MARKETINO! NOOO NOT MY GREEN SHORTS YOU CAN'T JUST PUMP TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS INTO THE MARKET THIS IS MANIPULATION NOOOOO!

when are we getting a pricedincoin

>>18127788
Only 10, Im retarded.

>>18127793
Easter?

>>18127817
That one's a secret. We plebs aren't allowed such easy gains.

>>18127653
they should make a movie with a zombie apocalypse and then the fed is just agressivly printing money and the zombies get tired of it and go away

>>18127767
Yeah man this whole thing will be over by monday, everyone will be back to work.

>>18127808
I mean commercial airlines

>>18127793
>MUH 2 WEEKS TO FLATTEN THE CURVE
FAUCI FAUCI WE'RE ALL FUCKEDCI

>>18127738
Then you would have bought the blow off top in Jan-feb

I know it’s a fun MayMay to say Cramer’s a retard because he’s a boomer who fucks up and has been playing the role of clown for decades, but he has been getting this right.

Is it a WSB thing?

crabbish

>>18127777
you stole my joke see >>18127695 i DEMAND reparations for theft of intellectual property

>>18127793
>Easter is April 12
> Dirty attention-whoring kike adds 3 days to make headlines
It's all so tiring

>>18127631
that's a parody account

>>18127851
He's actually having a breakdown lmao

>>18127767

Oil's nominal low was $11 in 1998 during the Russian Ruble crisis. Russia would have been pumping all the oil that it could to try to bankruptcy at that time. If you adjust for inflation, in 2020 that's $18.50.

The most recent low of the last 2 weeks for oil was $20.50. That MIGHT be the low. It might not be. We don't know.

>>18127815
If the bill fails yes

>>18127815
>>18127869
There's no bailouts in the bill anymore

Reminder.
The death rate should be only 3%
IMAGINE 20 or 30

>>18127851
is he having a stroke?

Can't wait for the debate with Biden

>>18127859
presidents mental breakdown is unironically priced in too

>>18127536
its percentages that matter

>>18127869
Why would it fail?

>>18127865
It's not.
The global slowdown hasn't fully been appreciated yet.
They are still pumping into storage right now.
That will stop in a few weeks then new lows.

>>18127851
well, that confirms it, economy wont open during easter

KEN KEKED

>>18127859

He does this when he thinks that things are hopeless. Crazy shit.

>>18127815
No. Even if it fails expect 5 percent jump

>>18127755
Takes guts to admit when you’re wrong.
Worst part is we’re ducked no matter who’s in charge.

>>18127882
Neither of them have caught it yet. Imagine if they both literally died from corona

>>18127767
There is nothing stopping oil from going to $5-10 a barrel. That is what it is currently trading for in Canada. There is no demand. This is the worst oil demand shock of our lifetime.

aand final hour of fasting god damn i really wanna eat this apple bros, its only 1 hour early man i should just eat it.

What are some good dips to buy into?

>>18127490
>trump being himself is "a mental breakdown"

>>18127793
Schools will be closed till June you faggots. No one is reopening schools with summer around the corner

>>18127921
>fructose after fasting
ngmi

>>18127755
He inherited the country in a fucking sorry state and now he's being fucked over by a pandemic caused by chinks(again), this isn't really surprising he's taking it poorly.

>>18127292
by using public health crisis

>>18127936
I thought the country was recovering by 2016.

Nice "Dump" faggots

>>18127755

bullish

>>18127904
10 more minutes of them telling stories about wearing an onion on your belt because it was the fashion at the time, then the actual vote happens right?

Will SQQQ hit 23 today?

So today is the last chance to buy, right?

>>18127958
it hasn't even begun.

>>18127923
Get some KO. I saw a huge fat lady buy 5 cases at the grocery store yesterday.

>>18127958
>TQQQ calls
LMAO

Last chance to buy into the bull market guys. The shortest bear market is already over. Unlimited QE. Why miss out on this opportunity?

>>18127908
>Imagine if they both literally died from corona
[spin-on]
The Lord took his favored follower, Trump, home to glory early to make way for Pence's New Dominion Deal, while that sinner Biden was struck down with the plague he deserved.
[spin-off]

>>18127936
https://twitter.com/DeanObeidallah/status/1243559594502369292

Hahaha only 15 corona soon to be 0. Imagine if we took it seriously and were hard and heavy on testing and bolstering medical to handle this.

>>18127981
This is the last dip. Get in now

>>18127936
>not realizing he knew all along

How else do you get the dollar to go up in value other than destroying the global economy?

When is spxs hitting 27?

>>18127957
Technically yeah, also the slowest recovery ever, it took 8 years to reach breakout potential.

>>18127981
Every day the market is open is a chance to buy!
>>18127961
Ah yes, what a fantastic measure of dementia public approval is... I wonder if Reagan’s approval also rose as it became clear he had lost it?

>>18127921
Stop being a pussy you probably think 16 hours is fasting haha

>>18127918
if you have a couple acres whwats stopping you from stocking up on barrels for resale in a year?

>>18127865
>>18127890
>>18127918
The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both liquidate, and find out who is right and who is dead.

New thread
>>18128039

>1000 deaths in New York by Monday

Bannerlord in 3 days! Im gonna make it. Now when do I buy some airline stonks?

>>18127921
go easy on fructose, it puts a lot of strain on your body. Try to go for some glucose or starch.

>>18127972
I wanted to be a nurse or a doctor growing up when I was a kid, but after I got through university I realized I had autism and didn’t want to be surrounded by people and look up their assholes all day and now seeing all these doctors and nurses drop dead I’m relieved to have a comfy desk job

>REP. THOMAS MASSIE SAYS HE WILL FORCE ROLL-CALL VOTE ON CORONAVIRUS STIMULUS BILL
>MOVE WOULD SLOW PASSAGE OF $2 TRILLION PACKAGE IN HOUSE
Priced in?

>>18127918
That's what it is in Canada because West Canada Select is shit. American Crude isn't going to hit $5-10/barrel.

>>18128071
Based and vidyapilled

>>18128023
actually there wouldn't be a difference because other countries with 10 cases last week can't handle it either. The virus can not be contained. I think the testing is just because the niggers don't start to panic and loot everything because they think they might all die from corona next week. Now there is a way to get tested and know for sure and people care less

>>18128008
>8008ies confirm

trump is demented i wouldnt be surprised if DC takes to the streets and occupies the white house at this point

>>18128126
>large social gathering during lockdowns
Literally can't get protested in the current state.

>>18127865
>Oil's nominal low was $11 in 1998 during the Russian Ruble crisis. Russia would have been pumping all the oil that it could to try to bankruptcy at that time. If you adjust for inflation, in 2020 that's $18.50.
>The most recent low of the last 2 weeks for oil was $20.50. That MIGHT be the low. It might not be. We don't know.
But what was the oil price in Ruble back then compares to now, and what was the Russian inflation number over this period of time?

>>18127189
This. Not is basic bitch left propoganda. Jewish sponsored message this, social propoganda that, put this unimportant non-news idea on a pedestal, blah blah ridiculous music

>>18128171
the old and the sick dont protest retard, also large swaths of healthy people increases herd immunity retard read a study oh wait you cant read

retard

I got into trading about a week ago and I'm already down ~$130, this feels bad

Please just dump a little bit more, I swear to god if I get to 1% profit I'm selling

>>18127961
>Partisan sentiments are running high in the United States

i am shocked and appalled.

>>18128265
If it keeps going your direction, try to let it run. I know it's tough to do after holding through some pain.

>>18127133
Best and brightest eh?

Hear me out. If factories and restaurants are empty, and no big heaps of trash are getting thrown out. This means rats must be starving. It is also the year of the rat. Could there be a short pump for rat control companies when bushiness owners get back to find their places infested from desperate rats?

>>18128057
Absolutely nothing. Some financial companies are even buying terminals/tankers full of oil and selling the futures contracts to make cash on the contango.

>>18128353
not totally retarded

>>18128325
>>18128265
just put a stop loss in

>>18128353
What companies have tickers?

>>18127745
Woah bud maybe you should take a break from 4chan and head back to the reddit you're getting a little too worked up there. Had a bit much sugar today, champ?

>>18127158
lol no. start buying shit after u see a 60% drop in the DOW. USA will get fucked so hard by corona ...

>>18127815
Sell the news.

>>18128353
>>18128540
Maybe Ecolab (ECL)?
https://www.ecolab.com/pages/rodent-defense

>>18127958
Ahh yes. A clown portfolio for a clown market.

>>18127025
Yep, we need to march on DC and physically remove these cunts from office.

Oil and Utility chads are we going to see a dip sometime next week or did I mess up taking my profits today thinking that this was a false bottom? I still have XOM, BP, RDS.B but am losing because I acquired them this week.

>>18128494
That's what I told myself about buying clorox in February "lol dont do it, it's retarded to time-"
>>18128540
Having trouble, I think most are owned by companies that make a lotta shit that has nothing to do with rodent killing. Pidgeons literally starving to death in NYC. I think rats have more options. Plus nobodies out killing them I bet.