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>> No.18110139

I don’t respect women, bros

>> No.18110143
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18110143

we won

>> No.18110147

>>18110126
Is that real?

>> No.18110154

>>18109995 #
You really think we'll keep this chaos for the next several months?

I'm trying to predict the stages of a recession/depression: 1. Crash 2. Relief rally 3. Slow decline and figure out how to prep for them before most people do.

Right now we're bull but how to prep for a slow decline? Tbh I don't even know if there will be one if fed overpumped. Maybe we get a slow sideways or slow incline period instead of a slow decline.

In any case, it seems like the great depression and great recession were 1. High volatility dump phase, 2. Sharp relief, 3. Slow period that seemed to have less daily price variance.

I wonder what vix would have been during those low variance days of phase 3. in great depression/recession. Maybe buying vix puts with dates from 6-12 months out is the right play?

>> No.18110153

>>18110147
Of course not you cretin

>> No.18110157

"HE'S A WISE GUY"
"HE USED TO BE MORE OF A WISE GUY"
"WE MADE SURE HE WOULDN'T BE SUCH A WISE GUY ANYMORE"

TRUMP OFFED HIM CONFIRMED

>> No.18110159

>>18110139
based

>> No.18110161
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18110161

I'm forming a team, bobros.

Mission? Kill Jerome Powell.

Who's in?

>> No.18110163
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18110163

Embraced clown world today. Pump me daddy Jerome!

>> No.18110171

>>18110147
probably not but im bored

>> No.18110175

IT WON'T PASS THE HOUSE CONFIRMED

>> No.18110188
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18110188

OIL STOCK

Give me suggestions please.

>> No.18110190

>>18110175
Lol sounds like it

>> No.18110195

>Unemployment up to 100% of old wages

WTF I WAS PROMISED $4K A MONTH. FUCK THE US

>> No.18110197

>>18110161
i can coof

>> No.18110201

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR is all I hear

>> No.18110203
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18110203

For all the bear retards

>> No.18110204
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18110204

There is no better feeling than knowing thousands of virgin perma bears are losing their life savings.

>> No.18110205

>>18110190
>>18110175
BULLISH, means Jerome has more printing to do

>> No.18110207
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>>18110188
CNBC anchors are pretty hot, I'll give you that.

>> No.18110208
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18110208

>bears think a retrace to 2016 is not enough
>bears think 30% right off the ATH is not enough
>bears think a month straight of record-breaking drops is not enough
>bears think unprecedented QE is going to have no effect despite similar measures ending the financial crisis
>bears think 50% of the US population will die to a flu
>bears think an apocalypse hasn't been priced in yet
>bears think their last-minute SPY puts aren't an overdone thesis

>> No.18110215

>>18110161
Dont underestimate bobros

>> No.18110219

Tomorrow a good time to buy SQQQ? or wait til next week??

>> No.18110220 [DELETED] 

Debating whether I should take a gander to a 3/31 270p or just go with a 6/19 240c

>> No.18110225

>>18110208
Are you braindead?

>> No.18110226
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>>18110143
wonder if he'll delete that tweet when we dump next week

>> No.18110233

>>18110188
Hold off on that for a bit. USO when the time comes again.

>> No.18110236

>>18110207
need a pretty face to mask the fake news

>> No.18110238
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18110238

I'm going to start transferring my short positions to long positions at a loss because every day the market goes up is more proof QE means more than reality

We will literally hit DOW 30,000 and 10,000 Corona deaths in America on the same day

>> No.18110242

are earningd even going to matter? all my puts are past earnings date but at this point it will be several months shuydown plus 90 percent drop in customers since january and it still feels like it wont matter

>> No.18110243

Is it likely SPXU is gonna hit $30 tomorrow?
t. Bought in at $25 today

>> No.18110244

The world will never be the same again after this.

Global trade will never be as strong, international tourism will never be as strong, the schengen zone has fallen apart, the psychological constant of stability has been broken for generations

>> No.18110245
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>>18110188
where do I have the best probability of finding 18 year old versions of the CNBC girls?
are they all in elite east coast universities?
this is important, so please respond

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>>18110143
>return to normal.

What did he mean by this?

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>>18110161
I serve the Soviet union!

>> No.18110253
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18110253

I think we may actually buy back in after the next drop doesnt cause a panic.
So tomorrow if there is a drop to catch the FED pump EOD or on monday.

>> No.18110257

>>18110105
you can use any criterion you want. The fact is that over the long term, the average person would not be well suited to pick stocks.

>> No.18110260

>>18110188
I'd drill her oil reservoir.

>> No.18110259

Debating whether I should take a gander to a 3/31 270c or just go with a 6/19 240p

>> No.18110263
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18110263

All GME chads report for duty!

>> No.18110265

>>18110208
there is also no reason for the entire week to pump +30% total

>> No.18110266

>>18110208
>bears think unprecedented QE is going to have no effect despite similar measures ending the financial crisis
It did eventually but not immediately in '08.

>> No.18110267
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18110267

So do I invest in an index or yolo everything into something like Marathon Oil?

>> No.18110269
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18110269

bullish?

>> No.18110271

>>18110143
i hate this man so much right now

>> No.18110272
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18110272

>>18110143
>Return to normal
>Return to normal
>Return to normal

>> No.18110274

>>18110126
only one who believe this copypasta am super dummy tard, me gonna make thread that not stupid CIA glow copy pasta -_-;

>> No.18110276

>>18110251

In three months when the bodies are out of sight in the mass graves.

>> No.18110278
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18110278

Trump is fucking retarded. He takes 15 minutes to say fucking nothing at all. Just rambling about "we had good a meeting yes we did lol" and "tom brady". How in the fuck are people dumb enough to still support him?

He definitely has early onset dementia or alzheimers or something.

>> No.18110284

what the fuck is this old shit talking about

>> No.18110291

What happens when Jerome is the only one who owns stocks by the end of this shitshow

>> No.18110293

>>18110284
Incredible, tremendous ship

>> No.18110294
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18110294

aaahh, that's better

>> No.18110299

>>18110244
Yeah I'm sure people were saying the same exact shit after '08, and dotcom, and 1987, and 1929, etc...

>> No.18110302
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>>18110226
Kek, how much money will you guys lose if it continues like this? I love asking these little hypothetical questions before bears get rekt for predicting mass sell offs when volatility is dropping like a brick again.

>> No.18110312

>>18110291
Zero growth nad forever stagnation like Japan.

>> No.18110314
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18110314

>africans now dying left and right
not memeing here, how bullish is this in the long-term if africa is devoid of people and some power comes in and settles it?

>> No.18110315

>>18110284
no one knows, but you better believe anything he says is priced the fuck in.

>> No.18110319
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>>18110245
any university

>> No.18110318

>>18110291
Nothing. JCB owns 80% of ETFs and 50% of stocks

>> No.18110320

>>18110299
Yeah because nothing happened after 1929 kek

>> No.18110322

>>18110244
>the schengen zone has fallen apart
It will be fine in 3 weeks. That was an obvious overreaction.

>> No.18110327

>>18110269
looks like it, already +3% for tomorrow

>> No.18110329
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>>18110271
>i hate this man so much right now

>> No.18110332

>>18110161
You son of a bitch I'm in

>> No.18110335

>>18110278
Nah you're just a sped

>> No.18110336

Kiss it goodbye, muah!

>> No.18110337

MY SQQQ

>> No.18110339

>>18110278
rather have him than sleepy joe. either way this country is fucked

>> No.18110341
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18110341

OH NO NO NO BILLY BOY
YOU GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18110346

>>18110233
calls on USO to make some big dick money

>> No.18110349

>>18110274
ok chang

>> No.18110351

>>18110278
Because he's opposed by Joe Biden who can no longer form coherent sentences or recognize when he's being spoken to.

>> No.18110355

>>18110243
If not, I'm holding until Monday

>> No.18110356

EXTRAORDINARY POWER OF TAKING FIRST PLACE. TREMENDOUS WAR

>> No.18110359
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18110359

>>18110263
Wait. How are they gaining?
Its fucking GameStop. The millenial version of Harley Davidson.

>> No.18110362

is he falling asleep?

>> No.18110364

>>18110269
And priced in

>> No.18110367

>>18110314
bad for china!

>> No.18110369

>>18110269
Futures up 6% on this fantastic news.

>> No.18110371

>>18110319
I'm looking for high quality, not trash

the university I went to was only like 20% females, and they were kind of ehhh
:(

>> No.18110375

>>18110299
>1929
the great depression was a significant factor in starting a world war and the creation of the modern american welfare state, the world literally was never the same afterwards
>2008
in theory banks are now less stupid and more regulated, and we learned a lot about how to and how not to do stimulus
>dotcom bubble
I think there was some other, unrelated disaster in that time period...hmmm...
>1987
was literally a computer glitch lol

>> No.18110376

>>18110203
This unironically could be true

Unlimited QE might push us into the biggest bubble of all time before the great depression 2.0 hits

>> No.18110383

>>18110302
You can never go broke selling for a profit. You can easily go broke riding a hype train.

>> No.18110386

>>18110278
yeah but hes the president and you're not so he automatically wins

>> No.18110393
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18110393

SQQQ BROS SOUND OFF

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18110396

>>18110263
Not many newbs will understand the mechanics of the GME trade.. and we seem to have a lot of newbs in here lately

>> No.18110397

>>18110203
DOW 120,000 by August?

>> No.18110399
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>>18110269
So it's just a regular day in New York?

>> No.18110400

>>18110375
I mean you can pretty much trace a direct path from the fucked up recovery to 2008 to Trump being president. So yeah it had a big impact.

>> No.18110406

>>18110294
KEK
>>18110302
im sorry but i have to screencap this for next week

>> No.18110407

Why is crypto going UP in times like this?

>> No.18110408

>>18110371
>the university I went to was only like 20% females
Wut? Weird. Was it a tech college or something?

>> No.18110411
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18110411

repostan

>> No.18110413

THEY HAVE TO GO BACK

>> No.18110414

>>18110359
Because the price of stocks has completely decoupled from any actual economic indicator. It's going up because it's a stock.

>> No.18110415

>>18110386
His name is Trump. He is a literal trump card. This nigga just got Trump'd.

>> No.18110417

>>18110126
WE HAVE TO GO BACK

>> No.18110420
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18110420

Donald Trump vs Joe Biden. Two fucking retards are out candidates.

Who's the smart/corrupt motherfuckers working in the parties that are taking bribes from the Russians and Saudis to set these retards up for the presidency ?

>> No.18110421

What the hell is that whoopie cushion noise anyway?

.

>> No.18110423

>>18110359
Nothing should be gaining. They initially called themselves essential but then said never mind. You can’t go to Gamestop in places that are locked down now. There is no reason for them or anyone else to be gaining other than Trump saying that Easter would be cool for “beating the virus.”

>> No.18110424

>>18110376
its just unlimited until the economy stabilizes

>> No.18110425

why did trump stop doing intraday conferences? fuck this after hours bullshit

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18110429

>>18110406
>im sorry but i have to screencap this for next week

>> No.18110431

>>18110369
THEY HAVNT STARTED TO TRADE

>> No.18110432

>>18110393

SPXS brotherchad reporting in. Getting fucking liquidated these past 2 days. Still holding.

>> No.18110435

WE HAVE TO GO BACK
>WE HAVE TO GO BACK
WE HAVE TO GO BACK
>WE HAVE TO GO BACK

>> No.18110437

>>18110407
us stock market took its place as biggest pump and dump shitcoin. btc is unironically more stable than usd.

>> No.18110440

>>18110299
We weren't in 08 or the dotcom

>> No.18110443

Expect a record high tomorrow

>> No.18110445
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18110445

>>18110393

>> No.18110449

Guys, you have no idea what is coming. Everything is priced in now. The jobs report, the shrinking GDP, the increase in the number of cases. Bad news isn't effecting the markets anymore because uncertainty doesn't exist. The markets have accepted the worst case scenario. And that's a good thing and this week proves it.
One thing the markets haven't priced in is the aftermath of the crisis. Americans are already getting cabin fever, even though they are allowed to leave their homes for shopping and other things. When the lockdowns are lifted, Americans will fucking go insane. We're talking a huge boom in production, Americans will literally work their fingers to the bone because they realize just how shitty life can be if they aren't commuting to work or working at all. This summer, we are going to show the world just how industrious, productive, and innovative America is.
30k EOY. Get ready.

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18110451

>>18110359
Actual answer, this was released today.

>> No.18110456

>employment numbers not a surprise
>not at all
LITERALLY PRICED IN HAHAHHA

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>>18110126
Holding to 0. I either make something or lose it. Well maybe not for RCL. It's premium is really high that I can jump out with a small loss.

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18110459

Time to go back to work in the plague lands wagies.
Go and prop up the market that doesn't even need you to be propped up.

>> No.18110460

>>18110244
LOL the only thing that's happened is that we've lost the last shred of respect and trust in the hysterical women and faggots that hijacked the media

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>>18110393
It literally doesn't matter anymore, the last living man in America will be Jerome Powell hiding in the money printer room, and stocks will be hitting all time highs every minute.

>> No.18110463

>>18110432
Also holding my shit on SPXS... Godspeed

>> No.18110464

>>18110359
because less debt along with hawkish views on dovish guidance

>> No.18110466

>>18110233
>>18110346

Should I buy USO or Shell? or Exxon?

>> No.18110470

>>18110408
yeah
it was cheap and I got a good education, but I didn't get to spend 5 years sniffing thighs
and now I work too much, I don't have time to enroll anywhere
:(

>> No.18110474

>most schools primary through post-secondary are shut down for the foreseeable future
feels bullish

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>>18110423
>go to Gamestop
But why would anyone do that?
We could use Yahoo and message people with ICQ but... why?
>>18110451
>>18110464
Wow. I did not expect that. Good for you then.
How do they make money though? I havent seen one of these shops in years.

>> No.18110483

>>18110445
i used to get so many boners as a 4 year old thinking about fucking that hoe

>> No.18110487

>>18110435
need an edit of that for tourists

>> No.18110491
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18110491

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

>> No.18110503

They're propping us up for the greatest depression ever seen.

>> No.18110502

>>18110420
they will both die of coronavirus and we will get the true matchup: Pence vs Tulsi

>> No.18110504

>>18110278
he unequivocally has our interests at heart and is pro America so get fucked commie

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>>18110432
>>18110463
Eyyy down $700!

>> No.18110509

>>18110470
If you work too much you should have tons of cash.
hot bitches love expendable income.

>> No.18110511

>>18110449
>The markets have accepted the worst case scenario.
If the market accepted the worst case scenario they would realize the market is fucked.

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>>18110406
>im sorry but i have to screencap this for next week
Oof that's what bears said last week but go ahead.

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>>18110294

>> No.18110520

HE MENTIONED THAT THEY'RE NUMBER 1 AHAHAHHA

>> No.18110528

>>18110393
I may lose some money now but it's just a small fraction of what I won so far. Get fucked bulls.

>> No.18110531

>>18110411
Explain?

>> No.18110533

Why are we so bullish?

>> No.18110534

>>18110504
yeah but a patriotic homeless person does also. Trump is not mentally fit to run a country. The man can't form a fucking sentence for christs sake

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18110537

>>18110508
STOP REMINDING ME

>> No.18110538

>>18110397
Good chance at this rate, depends if we (real Americans) get a second term with the greatest leader any country, nation, or state has ever had (Donald Trump)

>> No.18110540

>>18110520
IT'S A TRIBUTE TO THE AMOUNT OF TESTING WE'RE DOING

>> No.18110543

If you do the opposite of what the noobs are doing you win.

>> No.18110546

>>18110511
You're a retard

>> No.18110548

>>18110540
TREMENDOUS TESTING

>> No.18110553

>>18110483
Power Rangers had many boner inducing women for boys. Divatox, the girl villain from In Space, the Asian from Lightspeed Rescue, many of the Rangers too.

>> No.18110558

>>18110528
>i lost money
>get fucked

>> No.18110557

>>18110538
Hey moron, they're setting us up for a huge depression.

>> No.18110563

>>18110329
Back to /ptg/ with you

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18110566

Pandemic is cancelled. You missed the bottom. Next time you get tue buying opportunity of a lifetime, log off r*ddit and make a move.

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18110565

>>18110534
>Trump is not mentally fit to run a country. The man can't form a fucking sentence for christs sake

>> No.18110567

>>18110533
because bulls stampede where ever the ass in front of them leads them.

Think for yourselves bulls, don't be delusional.

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18110568

>>18110393
>>18110432
>>18110445
>>18110462
>still holding
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no

>> No.18110569

>>18110540
Germany is testing hundreds of thousands a week

>> No.18110570

>>18110533
Because Pokimane took a bearish position.

>> No.18110574

so when can we collect trump gibs?

>> No.18110579

>>18110423
>There is no reason for them or anyone else to be gaining
fuck you're stupid

>> No.18110590

>>18110299

1929/2008 didnt cause the streets to be empty, global travel to collapse overnight.

Look at today's unemployment strike, the 08/09 recession caused unemployment to rise, but today's sudden rise is unprecedented

>> No.18110591

Hey America. We just took the number 1 spot on infected people! Yay!

>> No.18110592

>>18110566
i hope that smelly dog gets covid

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18110593

>>18110533
Literally this man

>> No.18110594

>>18110479
Reggie is gonna make them some money, so people want to buy the potential of him making money before implied falls back to realized.

>> No.18110595

>>18110508
>down $700

yeah pretty much. the SP500 has to go down eventually right? its the most impacted by coronachan

>> No.18110596

>>18110502
it's a shame democrats took a shit on tulsi and made up shit like she was a russian plant. they literally cannibalize their own.

she seems to me the only one that had a chance vs trump in my mind

>> No.18110600

>>18110509
I have tons of stocks
never spent money on a bitch

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18110602

So if USD inflates massively, how does that affect BTC or commodities?
Does it crash from the mass panic of people selling to get cash, or does it moon because it's worth more on the dollar?

>> No.18110607

>>18110592
Seethe, r*ddit tranny.

>> No.18110608

>>18110557
Your puts are setting you up for a great depression

>> No.18110609

>>18110566
>pandemic cancelled
No, retard, the pandemic is raging at nearly worst case pace in America. What happened is the Fed decided to buy trillions of dollars of whatever they could. That doesn't do shit to the virus.

>> No.18110610

>>18110414
The economic indicator is the future extreme inflation of USD while the absolute value of stocks remain the same. Remember, everything that is known is priced in. That's not a meme. We all know what pumping trillions into the economy will lead to. The upswing also brings FOMO buyers with it. The panic buyers will sell off, but the dollar won't deflate so easily. So we'll see a sell off, but it won't be 40%. We'll probably go to 230 on the S&P then slowly rise back up before entering an extremely slow and crabby bear market as the global economy figures out it's fucking dead.

>> No.18110611

>>18110546
But he's right

>> No.18110612

>>18110329
?

>> No.18110617

>>18110596
Tulsi wasnt corruptible in the way they like, they need people who could be bought like Biden

>> No.18110619

All the wagies are out of work for another 4 months even if a miracle vaccine is invented because state+fed unemployment insurance gives them more money then working.
Probably even longer if another stimulus bill gets passed.

>> No.18110623
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>>18110543
Honestly yes
I use r/wsb for that purpose. Every day I visit one or two times and look at the sentiment of people. When they were all jerking off over their calls I sold everything. When they were all bears and held puts I kept away from puts.
When they are all bulls again you know its time to sell.

I used stocktwits in the past but r/wsb is way more precise to meassure the feelings of the common idiot.
>>18110594
How long you gonna hold?

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a nuclear war would be priced in at this rate.

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>>18110563
>Back to /ptg/ with you

>> No.18110647

>>18110609
>NOOOOOO THE FED CANT CURE COVID ITS NOT FAIR REEEE THE STIMULUS WONT EVEN COVER MY ABORTIONS REEE
This is you

>> No.18110646
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>>18110610
the fed doesn't move without coordinating with other countries that matter you idiot. it makes me glad to know that you'll always be poor.

>> No.18110648

>>18110608
I have calls in Boeing bought two days ago.
Doesn't change the fact that long term this will cause a huge depression

>> No.18110650

>>18110611
No, he's not
Enjoy your useless puts you stupid bobofag

>> No.18110651

>>18110600
Well what do you do when you have an interest in a stock you like?
You invest.

Bitches are the same way. Invest in a bitch and cash in on the sexual dividends. You can always dump her if it turns into a bear market.

>> No.18110652

>>18110623
But aren't r/wsb ahead of the curve too?

>> No.18110655

>>18110639
The fucking apocalypse is priced in

>> No.18110658

>>18110619

Are we even wagies anymore of we sit at home for months whilst the government pays us?

>> No.18110660

hahahahah my CCL puts are making money now. who are the idiots who were pumping up CCL stock? evne after shit blows over nobody is going to be going on cruises for months or years due to fear

>> No.18110661

im holding this 2x inverse s&p since 1 month
was up 50% on monday
should have sold
fuck me

>> No.18110666
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18110666

Why is no one thinking long-term? We're in for a recession/depression that can last years.

>> No.18110667

>>18110570
The only position she took was one on my dick.. and stuff

>> No.18110668

>>18110579
Besides fed interference. Our infections are skyrocketing, young people are revealed to also require oxygen causing more load in ICUs, deaths aren’t even close to peaking, more and more places locking down. How is this bullish?

>> No.18110682

>trumbux are based off of tax returns

lol get fucked neets no tendies for you

>> No.18110683

>>18110666
Not everyone is a cute anime girl like you

>> No.18110684

>>18110666
Nope. Americans will get back to work.

>> No.18110686

>>18110647
the Fed literally cannot cure a disease retard what are you even fucking trying to say

>> No.18110688

>>18110666
because muh 2 weeks to flatten the curve and back to work.

>> No.18110691

>>18110650
>the jewish service economy is real. 0% bank rate and infinite QE (buying ETFs lol) is healthy
Retard alert.

>> No.18110698

>>18110596
Honestly if Pete Butt was like 2 inches taller and could get black people to vote for him, he might have had a shot
but yeah, the DNC didn't deserve Tulsi, she could have handed them the win on a platter. But the DNC isn't a functional organization that exists to win elections and further their principles, it's a political institution that plays games.
Most Democrat politicians truly love the Trump years; the donations rolling in, and all they have to do is stand up and say "I don't like Trump" every once in a while.

>>18110651
nah
I'm not gonna spend money on a girl unless I've already been inside
anyway it's like an asset that the dividends are guaranteed to go down over time
I don't like it

>> No.18110714

>>18110668
Because the fed is just buying everything in the place of real people and feeding unlimited money into businesses

>> No.18110721

>Who're you with?
I'm with Bloomberg
>Oh Bloomber, okay. How is Michael doing?
Lmao

>> No.18110722

>>18110666
who cares what goes on in the real world if the fed mindlessly pumps every day

>> No.18110723

CHYNA CHYNA CHYNA

>> No.18110725

Why does he keep saying China is paying tariffs? It's literally a tax on IMPORTING which means Americans are paying it

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>>18110652
Only when it comes to hype stocks. And I do not deal with these.

When it comes to regular market movements they are pretty good at being bang average.
From panic sales to being smug bears
>>18110666
Depends honestly. We do not know how much damage the banks/system will take or if infinite QE will just not allow that to happen

>> No.18110728

>>18110668
learn what a short squeeze is kid and lurk more

>> No.18110732

>>18110691
>WAAAAH WHY ISN'T THE MARKET CRASHING??!!! I'M LOSING MONEY!!

>> No.18110739

>>18110721
lol

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rebalanced my thotfolio

>> No.18110746

Why didnt people get back to work in 1929/2008?

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>>18110683
>>18110684
>>18110688

>increase in unemployment
>decrease in consumption
>increase in evictions/foreclosures
>businesses that were barely making it now closed forever
>virus still spreading

>> No.18110748

>>18110714
By the way, what happens if the fed just ends up owning massive shares of stocks of everything? Do they ever sell, when do they sell, etc?

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>>18110666
>Why is no one thinking long-term? We're in for a recession/depression that can last years.
Because you retarded little cock demon even it happens everyone with a real job (aka not you) can buy cheapie for years before an even massive bull run. Keep thinking it could be years like the 1920s you mouth breathing knuckle dragging trogdolyte when we have all this technology and potential for infinite growth when you don't even think long term to begin with you dumb gay little cake-boy queermo.

>> No.18110751

Seeing so many people apparently becoming genuinely bullish and fomoing into this market, is the greatest indicator that the bull trap is soon going to be closing.
Anyone who buys into this bounce now at the top is going to get royally fucked.

>>18110666
Because people have completely lost their attention spans and expect the US economy to move at a speed of a pajeet shilled shitcoin.
Also many people have lived the "buy every dip" mentality for over a decade now. The very thought that the US market could crash is unimaginable. Fed will always save everyone and nothing can fail.
Hell we might be witnessing the destruction of the dollar itself with this printing.

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18110755

Are we really out of this pandemic thing or is this one big bull trap?

>> No.18110758

>>18110744
>3dpd
what a fag

>> No.18110764

This retard needs to stop trying to make nice with the Chinese. We're going to be in a cold war with them by next year.

>> No.18110767

I wonder what pence is thinking

>> No.18110770

>>18110725
There was a deal where they must buy billions of stuff.

>> No.18110771

>>18110755
We are not out of the pandemic

>> No.18110772

>>18110732
>no argument
based retard.

>> No.18110773

>>18110747
dude it's just the flu. everything is priced in just buy buy buy.
what's the worst that could happen?

>> No.18110777

>>18110646
That changes anything how?

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18110780

Futures open, not like it fucking matters.

>> No.18110783

>>18110188
Checked. Just put everything you have in XOM. It’s selling 25% under book value.

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18110784

>>18110744

>> No.18110791

>>18110747
>virus still spreading
No proof of this.

>> No.18110792

>>18110767
he's trying to spot the gays.

>> No.18110797

>>18110755
The rate of growth in America hasn't started slowing and now secondary cities are starting to have massive outbreaks as well

>is this one big bull trap
The Fed keeps pushing money into it so maybe it'll never burst

>> No.18110802

>>18110648
Sure you do buddy. You should probably go move to the wilderness and build a bunker to prepare for the coming apocalypse. Maybe you can convince some burnt out hippies to come with you

>> No.18110803

>>18110139
Kill all thots

>> No.18110806

>>18110755
The bull trap was early March we're in the actual recovery now.

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>>18110751
>Also many people have lived the "buy every dip" mentality for over a decade now
No offense retard but even if you literally did this for a decade now you would have made more money than bear flags so keep being retarded.

>>18110666
Show me in the total long run in the history of the entire stock market where it didn't recover? Now that's long term you short minded retard.

>> No.18110810

>>18110755
Doesn't matter if the pandemic thing is over if we fuck the economy over to keep the market afloat.

>> No.18110812

>>18110747
Yes but my dear anime gurl, things are still going up short term

>>18110755
The virus has been controlled, green markets all over short term. Don't suck too many cocks ok anime gurl

>> No.18110811

>>18110791

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

>> No.18110814

ECONOMIC UNCERTANITY HASN'T PASSED

BULLS BTFO

>> No.18110815

>>18110791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

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>>18110806

>> No.18110836

>>18110772
You bought puts, dude. We get it. Just accept your losses and move on.

>> No.18110837

>MARKET UNCERTAINTY HASN'T PASSED
MARKET UNCERTAINTY HASN'T PASSED
>MARKET UNCERTAINTY HASN'T PASSED
MARKET UNCERTAINTY HASN'T PASSED
>MARKET UNCERTAINTY HASN'T PASSED
MARKET UNCERTAINTY HASN'T PASSED
>MARKET UNCERTAINTY HASN'T PASSED
MARKET UNCERTAINTY HASN'T PASSED

>> No.18110839

>>18110424
>its just unlimited until the economy stabilizes
yeah once we're healthy again, they'll just normalize, right?

>> No.18110844

>>18110771
Well trump just said the pandemic is canceled and we are on for Easter work. So that is final.
COVID-19 BTFO.
Bears BTFO.
Bullchads and Trump secure yet another victory, it truly is tireless with the the amount of winning going on.

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>>18110792
he doesn't have his scanner on though

>> No.18110852

>>18110755
bull trap man, just wait.

The deaths start coming hard and fast next week.

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>>18110837
No shit, Sherlock. That's never left.

>> No.18110860

>>18110837
It has passed. Look future are up.
The fear index is also going towards greed

>> No.18110863

>>18110815
We're conducting more tests, which would mean more cases. More cases does not mean an increased infection rate.

>> No.18110866

>>18110807
Japan and China markets have peaks they have never returned to. Theoretically if we were on a sustained peak the "recovery" would be bearish.

>> No.18110872

>>18110661
>2x inverse s&p

whats the stock symbol? I've got the 3x inverse

>> No.18110874

>>18110855
ACCORDING TO ALL THE BULLTARDS IT HAS STFU RETARD

>> No.18110885

>>18110866

We're also half-assing fighting the virus compared to them.

>> No.18110888

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A JOB IF I CAN'T GIVE A FIRM HANDSHAKE

>> No.18110890

>YOU HAVE TO PROTECT ASIAN AMERICANS
lol Asian Americans need to STFU

>> No.18110892

>>18110852
Markets should be forward looking, which means they should already have reacted to the certainty of tens of thousands of deaths. But they just went up 30%.

So there's two scenarios:
>the market is underestimating coronavirus
>markets will be green despite thousands of deaths

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>>18110860
>>18110837
>>18110812
>>18110810
>>18110806


BACK TO NORMAL GUYS
>BACK TO NORMAL GUYS
BACK TO NORMAL GUYS
>BACK TO NORMAL GUYS
BACK TO NORMAL GUYS
>BACK TO NORMAL GUYS
BACK TO NORMAL GUYS
>BACK TO NORMAL GUYS


lmfao delusional bulls

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LMAO Trump is literally still stuck on "its just a flu bro" phase

>> No.18110903

>>18110890
This recovery has no place for racists.

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>>18110874
>VIX still at 60

>> No.18110905

>>18110668
Dude. Dead people are the MOST BULLISH THING. Jobs open up. Assets liquiditated more spendable cash. Real estate vacancy . BULLISH

>> No.18110907

>CNN cuts away from Pence speaking

what are they afraid of?

>> No.18110908

>>18110885
>half-assing
Sorry chang, we don't weld doors shut here in America.

>> No.18110910

why do roastie journos keep fucking yakking their questions when he's halfway out the door?

>> No.18110911

>>18110892
3. Jerome and his dick pump

>> No.18110919

>>18110895
STFU RETARD I NEVER SAID BACK TO NORMAL YOU RETARD NOW STFU

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>>18110863
>More cases does not mean an increased infection rate.
more cases could lead to a higher infection rate tho

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>>18110815
>OH NO A SUPER INFECTIOUS VIRUS THAT HAS BEEN INFECTING PEOPLE SINCE NOVEMBER 2019 IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE IT'S EXPLODING ON INFECTION RATES ONCE WE HAVE ENOUGH TESTS
>OH NO BEAR FAGS ALL THESE NEW POSITIVES ARE BRINGING THE MORTALITY RATE DOWN AND IT'S ALREADY LOW TO BEGIN WITH
>OH NO A CLOET EXAMINATION OF THE PEOPLE DYING IS MAKING PEOPLE REALIZE THAT THE AVERAGE PERSON DYING FROM THIS IS STILL +60 YEARS
oh and on top LCIguy is pushing this retarded bear narrative. This makes me feel even more bullish.

>> No.18110931

>The U.S. Federal Reserve’s balance sheet rocketed past $5 trillion in assets for the first time this week as it scooped up bonds and extended loans to banks, mutual funds and other central banks in its unprecedented effort to backstop the economy in the face of the global coronavirus pandemic.
Literally priced in. The market has reassurances from the Fed. It's only up from here. Bears and doomers btfo

>> No.18110932

>>18110905
Also inheritance spending by people who inherit tons of cash who have no experience handling money.
The deaths have been priced in. There is more market confidence than ever because we are aiming for record high peaks.

>> No.18110933

>>18110844
People seriously underestimate the tenacity of the New World.

Europe is a fucking skeleton, a breeze could have blown it down, this corona shit won't have nearly as big an impact on the Americas because we're simply superior beings, we're hardier, we're smarter, we're better in every possible way, a little flu is not going to take us down regardless of however many pussified liberal faggots and hysterical women want this empire to fall.

>> No.18110934
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Cornavirus is here to shake out the weak hands and people of society.

>> No.18110935

>>18110911
that falls under 2 though, you'll get headlines like "Fed Balance Sheet at 10 trillion dollars, deaths in America pass 100 per hour, Dow Jones up 6%"

>> No.18110944

>>18110903
It isn't MAGAtards that are beating up Asians.
Hint: It's niggers

>> No.18110960

>>18110570
Did she really?

>> No.18110965

WHAT'S EVERYONE DOING WITH THEIR BULLBUCKS?

>> No.18110970

>>18110905
Lag effect on that. New people aren’t hired right away, businesses don’t have much cash on hand right now, less consuming, some businesses close. It will weed out unnecessary/superfluous businesses in long run though and new job opportunities will eventually be shown in the economy. Not for a while though. Short run corporate profits are taking a huge hit and GDP is shrinking.

>> No.18110973

>>18110932
BOTTOM IS IN you heard the man.
V Shaped rebound Dow 50,000 by DEC
now the Fed has finally eased.

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>>18110890
back to your containment board

>> No.18110975

>>18110931
I mean,it has to pullback SOME TIME

>> No.18110976

FUTURES ARE RED

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18110980

I AM GOING TO SHIT ON THE MARKET HNNNNNGGGGGGGGg

>> No.18110983

>>18110944
>Hint: It's n******
Please stop.

>> No.18110984

>>18110807
I never said there wasn't money to be made you mong. I said people have just lived that mentality.
And it's a really fucking dangerous mentality.
If the money printing stopped at any moment the market would have tanked in an instant. It's the only thing that's keeping this insanity afloat.
Problem is that money printing has to go on forever and it has to keep on increasing as the size of the market itself increases.
Eventually US is going to be printing double digit trillions and that eventuality is practically already here.
This is inflating the shit out of the dollar and the only thing keeping it alive is that people still have some modicum of faith in it and use it.
But now that people are seeing companies that are practically shut down go up +15%, there's going to be quite a few people questioning the validity of the economy.
US market is quickly turning out to be nothing but a China tier sham and it's only a matter of time till other countries start refusing dollars and start sending them back to the US, which is going to put the country in a really fucking bad situation.

>Show me in the total long run in the history of the entire stock market where it didn't recover?
Look at Japan. It hasn't recovered since 1990.
US can very easily be facing that future when this house of cards tanks.
If you remove money printing, low rates and buybacks with cheap debt money, you have a market that's not going to recover for decades, because there's fuckall real production in the US.
Without all of those emergency actions US still wouldn't have recovered from the 2008. All of the growth since then has been due to debt and buybacks.

>> No.18110985

>>18110863
so is your thesis literally "the virus magically stopped itself and we're just finding new cases that already existed"?

>> No.18110992

>>18110933
This, all Eurobros reading this shit you are weak as fuck. There s no such thing as true conservativism in Europe, or pride, or any national identity. You guys pissed away everything you had to be proud about and deserve to die to all the diseases brought in by the 3rd world.

>> No.18111001

>>18110976
literally does not matter anymore. green line go up only

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>$2000 delayed by an entire month because 5 people want to virtue signal
>and cut to a smaller amount so the loan numbers can be shuffled around
>Meanwhile the fed keeps printing UNLIMITED MONEY that will definitely not cause massive inflation

>> No.18111008

>>18110965
I'm seriously considering getting out of the dollar.

>> No.18111009

>>18110976
looks like another +5% tomorrow

>> No.18111011

>FUTURES ARE RED
BULL BTFO
>FUTURES ARE RED
BULL BTFO
>FUTURES ARE RED
BULL BTFO
>FUTURES ARE RED
BULL BTFO

GET FUCKED BULLS HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THE TRAP

>> No.18111013

>>18110933
This. Our superior IQ and genetics alone make us all but immune to this pussy shit virus. A corn fed diet for kings and 6ft chads has bread us to be inherit winners.
We cannot fail. Failure was never an option this game was rigged from the start.

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>>18110933
americhads rise up

>> No.18111023

>>18110976
only green happen now no matter the futures

>> No.18111024

>>18110890
Based. Why did he cuck from calling it the chink virus to this pandering

>> No.18111029

>>18110984
>Look at Japan
The fact you listed Japan makes me realize you have never watched the documentary princess of the Yen or know how the US dollar works as a reserve currency or even how monetary policy works. You should really educate yourself if you think we can be "compared" to Japan.

>> No.18111032

>>18110984
Japan is a fucking decrepit country with no real industry to speak of. Look at South Korea, an actual economic powerhouse, they're doing fine.

Fuck Japan, their entire economy is just adult video, video games and cartoons.

>> No.18111033

>>18110921
We've been practicing (((Social distancing)) for half a month, now. NYC, NJ, and other states have locked down. The infection rate means nothing at this point because people are chilling at home.

>> No.18111035

>>18110929
i'm just trading the trade... if you go outside once in awhile you'll know that a lot of business around the world has been shut down.. if you turn on the tv you'll see that the fed had to inject trillions into the economy because the economy is so "bullish" right now.. i mean.. surely they wouldn't have to inject trillions into the economy if everything was just fine r-right anon?

>> No.18111037

>>18111011
wow a whole -0.2% you fucking retard

>> No.18111045

>>18110944
I have a Korean friend that was accosted by a nigress on the bus, blaming him for being a chink and bringing the virus.

>> No.18111046

>>18111008
Don't look to CAD, leafbux aren't worth anything without oil

OTOH during 2008 leafbux briefly went above Obamabux, if you buy into CAD at $0.70 and USD shits the bed you could realistically make 30%

>> No.18111047

>>18110970 baby boom in 9 months
BULLISH

>> No.18111050

>>18110907
Trump's approval rating is at its highest ever. They need to limit any kind of speeches/talking as much as possible

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>>18110976
Who even cares anymore?
FED gonna pump that shit to the heavens

>> No.18111055

For anyone with any sort of cruise ship stock or options (why), I highly suggest you drop them as they're not included in the stimulus.

>> No.18111059

>>18110744
sauces

>> No.18111058

they can get fucked at 20500, sell

>> No.18111060

>>18111037
-0.3% YOU FUCKING RETARD WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO READ LOL

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>>18110974
cry more chink

>> No.18111062

>>18111037
You’re the same faggot who posted it, obviously. Kys samefag.

>> No.18111064

>You can work at Pizza Hut, Walmart or Amazon now
Jesus Christ pence shit the fuck up

>> No.18111067

pizzahut is hiring!!!

>> No.18111068

>>18110872
WKN: DBX0B6 ISIN: LU0411078636

>> No.18111072

>>18111002
Nice disinformation.

>> No.18111075

>>18111035
I still go outside because I have to work you retard. Maybe if you did you'd realize we still have people working in this country and the rest of the world. You non essentials can die anytime you want.

>> No.18111076
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lol Pence. Wally World, Amazon, CVS, and Pizza Hut are hiring!

>> No.18111077
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>>18110933
>european countries, with widely-accessible healthcare, are less able to deal with the pandemic than the US, with a fucked healthcare system and a government whose sole focus is artificially keeping the DOW > 20000

Hope to fuck you don't actually trade, my man.

>> No.18111081

>>18111060
-0.1% now retard
>>18111062
turbo retard?

>> No.18111087

>>18111059
which one you want

>> No.18111091

>>18111050
exactly. they are fuming that Trump is using them to get his message through unfiltered by libshit propaganda

>> No.18111099

PENCE: "THIS TOO SHALL PASS"

GOT ANYTHING MORE FOR US NOSTRADOMUS

>> No.18111105
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18111105

>Futures showing red
>Tomorrow comes
>It comes out green again like today.

Is that the fucking Fed that is playing around with the fucking stock market?

>> No.18111106

>>18111047
Unironically true hahah

>> No.18111107

>>18110139
I respect my mother, and my gf when she's sucking my cock, but based.

>> No.18111108

>>18111064
These are your leaders
These are the people you chose to represent you

>> No.18111112
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18111112

PRICED IN
>PRICED IN
PRICED IN
>PRICED IN
PRICED IN
>PRICED IN
PRICED IN
>PRICED IN
PRICED IN
>PRICED IN

>> No.18111113

>>18111076
Just stay on EI at that point. It will pay you more

>> No.18111114

>>18111077
Your healthcare cannot be overran if nobody can afford it. Just raise the prices to handle the demand curve.
poor people BTFO capitalism works.

>> No.18111122

>>18110976
the only red future I see is the future state of my toilet bowl after I shit blood from anxiety tomorrow

>> No.18111125

>>18111061
lol fucking corona made everyone forget about this lil nigga
shit... maybe he started it

>> No.18111126

>>18111081
-0.3% NOW RETARD

>> No.18111130

>>18110992
Lol, what nationalist movements exist in America?

America is obese, just as old as Europe, more diverse, and has a state that can't even direct itself properly. We're the epicenter already, prepare to be bent over.

>> No.18111134

The Fed isn't really responsible for a significant majority of stock market growth right? There's no way they could bring the market back through repo agreements right?

>> No.18111143

>>18111113
Dunno about him, but I left my job voluntarily last year. Can't collect welfare.

>> No.18111155

>>18111134
Name literally anything else that could have caused this.

>> No.18111156

>>18110807
You’re going to get wrecked. Remember me when it happens please.

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>>18111075
>I have to work you retard.
>I have to work
>retard
>have to work
>retard
>work
>retard

have fun with that

>> No.18111161

>>18111126
-0.15% NOW YOU FUCKING ROCK

>> No.18111163

>>18111108
I can't believe he thought that was a good idea to say. How fucking disconnected are they?

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>>18111011
Does it even fucking matter? It can be -5% and it'll close green again.

>> No.18111171

>>18110934
h-how does he wipe?

>> No.18111172
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18111172

USA USA USA

>> No.18111175

So do I buy now?

>> No.18111176

>>18111130
>the region with over half the cases and deaths isn't the epicenter
God I wish /biz/ had flags.

>> No.18111179

>>18111105
Yes.

>> No.18111185

>>18111134
no, the fed is a meme just like "priced in"

but there are some truths to the memes

>>18111155
value investing, DCA, institutions that arent fucking retarded buying the dip

>> No.18111187

I hope the entire broadband system gets crashed into the ground and then and only then will the crash be "price in".

>> No.18111188

>>18111161
LOOKING AT THE NASDAQ WHAT A NEWFAG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18111190

>>18111175
puts? yeah

>> No.18111194

>>18110983
nigger

>> No.18111198

>>18111155
I think people expected the virus to be a lot worse in a shorter amount of time. People are just not phased by it anymore, and I think the trumpbux are stirring FOMO in a lot of people since the market is the lowest it's been in years.

>> No.18111200

>>18111175
Not yet. Get ready to sell.

>> No.18111205

>>18111155
because now market certainty has returned now that everything is priced in.
We are back to work by Easter, business as usual.
Coronavirus is canceled by Trump executive order. Throw that virus in jail for all I care because it's done.

>> No.18111209

>>18111134
The reserve ratio was 2%. Now 0%.

>borrow money at 0%
>buy some stocks or bonds
>sell at end of day
>repay loan
>pocket x%
>repeat

When the Fed announced all their FinOp. They basically showed their hand. Most people bought bonds at dirt cheap prices and sold it to the Fed for 1-2x

>> No.18111216

>>18111172
fuck yes that means atleast +5% tomorrow across

>> No.18111223

>>18110921
haha nice oh yeah

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>>18111134
>The Fed isn't really responsible for a significant majority of stock market growth right?

>> No.18111229

>>18111205
The sad thing is that a lot of people think like that.

>> No.18111233

>DATA DOES NOT MATCH EXTREME PREDICTIONS
how shocking

>> No.18111234

Did she just say 60-80% of Americans in 12 weeks?

>> No.18111240

GE makes engines for planes
That don't fly that no one is buying because no one flies.
GE UP 33% from recent low.
BULLISH

>> No.18111247

>>18111172
LITERALLY
PRICED
IN

>> No.18111248

>>18111234
HOLY SHIT BULLS BTFO

>> No.18111250

>>18111172
those are all highly urban youths who are a net drain on the economy

>> No.18111255
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>>18111130
>what nationalist movements exist in America?
Just the cool ones like the KKK and Trump supporters

>America is obese,
Obese in power

>just as old as Europe
Um you might want to relearn European History...

>more diverse
Not for long Eurobro, you guys are becoming a minority. Plus being America is cool. Anyone can be American as long as they do it legally, buy a gun, eat burgers, and lift weights. It's the most based lifestyle and culture ever

>state that can't even direct itself properly
Oof, are you talking about the European Union know? How's that going?

>We're the epicenter already,
Maybe before ww2 but you are stuck living like a relic in the past. You are stuck on old paradigm and we are in the new paradigm now.

Face it, there is nothing more based and cool right now than being American.

>> No.18111260

the current stock situation is one huge dead cat bounce, dont buy in, in two weeks everything will be low enough that even niggers will have money to buy in

>> No.18111263

>>18111234
Literally the opposite, so no.

>> No.18111266

>>18111229
Honestly you people here are smart. Other boards have retards thinking my obvious sarcasm is serious.
I'm going to start frequenting this board.

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>>18111172
soon

>> No.18111275

>>18111263
Oh okay, I was half paying attention and I heard thought Heard that.

>> No.18111278

>>18111155
all the billionaires getting back in to buy cheap, nation states like commie china swooping in to steal our cheapies, banks jumping in to get the cheapies

>> No.18111285

>>18111240
You know what else GE makes? Ventilators and that's booming. GE is such a massive conglomerate that when 1 sector is shit they have another sector that's going gangbusters

>> No.18111292

We're going to see some wild things tomorrow.
Maybe even a assassination attempt.

>> No.18111302

Corona panic is over. We'll be at 30000 by june

>> No.18111308

>>18111292
HOLY SHIT BULLS BTFO

>> No.18111311

>>18111292
ok doomer

>> No.18111312

>>18111260
Dead cat priced in. This is the ultimate bull run to 50k Dow. Buy the dip. Mortgage your house and buy TQQQ

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>>18111292

>> No.18111315

>>18111292
President Pence would be bullish
t. bear

>> No.18111319

>>18111292
Bullish.

>> No.18111320

>>18111292
priced in

>> No.18111327

>>18111292
Trump assassination attempt is already priced in since March 15

>> No.18111328

>>18111033
according to this guy... >>18111075 what you are saying is a lie..

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>>The Fed isn't really responsible for a significant majority of stock market growth right?

>> No.18111336

ANIMAL MODELS CONFIRMED
ANIMAL LIVES MATTER VACCINATION TRIALS WILL NOT PROCEED
BULLS BTFO

>> No.18111339

>>18111240
GE is making the tens of thosuands of ventilators

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>>18111313
i got u bro

>> No.18111344

>>18111312
fuck waiting, im gonna short nigger stocks. im cashing in on cannabis firms lets fucking go

>> No.18111345

>>18111134
No. However their presence and QE emboldens institutional money to come in. QE alone does not save anything. It just provides a baseline of support to work from.

>> No.18111346

>>18111315
this. i've been hoping trump would be the removed even before i voted for him

>> No.18111347

>>18111234
Why are people “shocked” by numbers like 60,000 Americans dead from this? If the conservative estimate (1% die) is true even with proper care (not even considering overrun of hospitals), aren’t we looking at 1-3 MILLION dead instead? I don’t understand

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>>18111292
Ok letting the FBI know about this post. Enjoy your van.

>> No.18111352

NEW
>>18111348
>>18111348
>>18111348

>> No.18111363

His discription of vaccines has convinced me to never get a vaccine again

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18111370

THE MARKET IS GOING TO CRASH, BUY YOUR PUTS, REPENT NOW, I'VE SEEN IT IN THE INDICATORS

>> No.18111383

>>18111328
>I'm too dumb to imagine people have real jobs and are still working
Hey how is big5 retail doing you dumb fuck? How about we actually talk about something not working right now.

>> No.18111385

>>18111285
Heh, One of my top holdings is GE. They'll get some of that "check bill" money don't you worry via indirect means as well. Those fuckers in the house better pass it, I want my 2400 damnit!..

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18111396

>>>The Fed isn't really responsible for a significant majority of stock market growth right?

>> No.18111398

>>18111292
Bullish as fuck, adding to my longs

>> No.18111410

>>18111363
They'll never develop a vaccine for a SARS coronavirus

>> No.18111428

>>18111383
why would i care about something i'm not invested in or plan to invest in?? weak ass comeback.. go back to work so your landlord doesn't kick you out wagie

>> No.18111477

>>18111292
nice ride dumbo

>> No.18111495

>>18111428
Kek, why when I already live rent free in your insecure head you closet faggot. People still haven't forgotten you got banned for posting gay porn.

>> No.18111576

Why are you faggots assuming I'm european?
>>18111255
Demographically just as old. The epicenter of the DISEASE. Jesus Christ. Without basic ability to understand context, how are you going about making money on the stock market?

>> No.18111657

>>18111576
>The epicenter of the DISEASE.
Oh yeah, not China? Kek I started off with 5 grand and I have turned it into 10 grand going bearish and bullish. Don't be mad anon, I say the things I do because I'm dual citizen (half American and half swiss) with experience in living at both places. I say what I say because Europe is a boring place to live.

>> No.18112058

>>18111171
50-50 a rail

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>>18111292
I'm down

>> No.18112143

>>18112058
based

>> No.18112154

Analysts don't know what they're talking about. WMT is about 300% Q1 2019. Im going all in with calls.