/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18108877
The 3 trillion dollar pump and dump

>>18108877
The bearbuster

Trump singlehandedly saved the world economy

>>18108877
Bear trap.

>>18108877
Low volume P&D

>>18108877
aaaand we're back

>>18108877
The bear trap
Shiggy

>>18108877
it's called wallah

>>18108877
V shaped recovery

>>18108877
DEAD
CAT
BOUNCE

>>18108877
Overreaction of the mass. Fearmongering of MSM and a nothingburger event to prop up the bubble for another 10years of bull market.

>>18108877

The V-shaped recovery. We're going to the moon!

:^)

>>18108877
V recovery, get on the train now phaggot - pattern.

the spike

>>18108877
Set the economy on fire then buy everything up when it goes on a fire sale.

>>18108877
wall st shuffle

>>18108877
Most obvious dead cat bounce in history
>corona just starting in the US
>no cure in sight
>quarantine about to be enforced
>some places might require full lockdown
>hurr durr this might be a good time to buy stocks
How retarded can you be?

>>18108877
BURRRR

>>18108877
Bull trap, return to normal.

>>18108877
reflation trade

>>18109945
Yeah, let’s buy em at the fuckin peak

>>18108877

D
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CAT

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ps. look at the crypto 2018

>>18108877
something something bounce

>>18108877
A skittish market not sure where things stand but slowly coming to the realization that the coronavirus is both worse and better than people realize.
Worse because it's wildly infectious and is far more widespread than people think but better because it's death rate is probably only slightly higher than the flu.
Also, we plummeted so hard because people started cashing in their 401ks because they needed the money/were worried their retirements would end up worthless.
We're gonna end up in a crab market around 24k with swings of 2k while the big money decide just how bad the coronavirus is.

>>18108877
It's called the ZOOM OUT FAGGOT

I'm losing an entire month's paycheck on puts.

>>18109851
It wasn’t a huge overreaction. Keep in mind most of the big players hedge so they make up some of the downside.
Most investors were of the opinion that stocks were overvalued since like 2015. This gave people and excuse to cash out on their massive gains.
Now people are getting the message that this administration doesn’t give a fuck thinks austerity is bullshit and wants high inflation and due to this crisis is probably going to get it.

>>18108877
Replacing of a printer cartridge.

Look at all these doomers seething they didn't buy the dip.

>>18109945
Most big cities are already on full lockdown. You know what’s going to happen? Boomers will finally realize that having everyone show up to the office is a massive waste of time and money and that most modern jobs can easily be done at home.
Delivery drivers aren’t going to stop working. People will just keep shopping online. Once people get used to quarantine they’ll stop buying every toilet paper roll in sight, and things will continue as usual but with less travel, less concerts, less sporting events, less time spent at bars and restaurants.
And you know what those industries have in common? They’re pure luxuries. It’s just stuff people waste money on anyways.

Denial

The dip has passed and you didn't buy it. Just like me you'll be stuck being dipless

>>18110305
Babies 1st crash kek

>>18110321
>Boomers will finally realize that having everyone show up to the office is a massive waste of time and money and that most modern jobs can easily be done at home.

Working at home is nothing new. Big companies like IBM and Yahoo have tried it for a while but reversed course after it impacted overall productivity.

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/11/when-working-from-home-doesnt-work/540660/

>>18108877
Jeromed

>>18108932
fpbp
see you at 10k

>>18108877
The "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT A MOMENT WAIT A MOMENT WHERE THE FUCK AM I?"

>>18111220
This.

>>18111237
>CUm
Sell me that id

>>18108877
Transfer of wealth from working taxpayers to corporatists

>>18108877
the grand circus of money

>>18110058
this

>>18108877
Trump n' Dump

>>18108877
that's a man

>>18112105

OH FUCK

I'm going to start calling it that. lmao

>>18110321
>Planes (BOE, UAH)
>Cruise Ships (CCL)
>Movie Theaters (DIS, AMC)

They're pure luxeries, they don't matter none :^]

>>18108877
this is the classic "your currency has failed and collapse is imminent" pattern.

if this is a V haped recovery than that will be the gayest thing ever and nobody should ever invest in the stock market. earnings will be dismal going forward, period, reevaluation to more sane levels and P/E ratios will be needed. like around 10,000

>>18112549

Markets are irrational. When the Emperor is revealed to have no clothes, the fun will begin.

>>18109851
HURR DURR # DOW JEWS 1,000,000!!!!!!!!

It's all fine, please buy

>>18108877
https://www.gurufocus.com/stock-market-valuations.php

fed has the money printer running on overdrive propping up this dead cat. balance sheet shows they purchased $1T in assets just this week. unfortunately once this bill gets signed tomorrow there will be no more good news in sight and reality will set back in. infections and deaths sky rocketing and 10M+ unemployed. we will be back at the lows in 2 weeks maybe 3.

>>18110693
>It took IBM 30 years to realized remote work doesn't work
Brainlet.
>In those days, IBM could decide what to build, plan how to build it, and count on its customers to accept what it finally built at the end of a months-long process. Today, in the age of the never-ending software update, business is more like a series of emergencies that need to be approached like an airplane’s fuel leak. You diagnose a problem, deliver a quick-and-dirty solution, get feedback, course-correct, and repeat, always with an eye on the changing weather outside.

No fucking wonder you can't do remote work when your business operates on the constant verge of disaster. It's also connected to companies not training anyone anymore and the entry position replaced by the jobber one. Say thanks to the post 2007 economy for this.

>>18108877
V shape recovery.

>>18113727
priced in

>>18108877
return to "normal" kek

>>18108877
Bearniggers BTFO

welcome to the bull trap niggas, prepare for the plummet.

>>18115561
B A S E D

>>18108877
the day when the bears were proven totally and utterly WRONG, and the us economy showed that, not only is it the best in the world, it is also the most resilient. remember to keep your money in the banks, there is no safer place for it right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdjzIaEDTnw

>market goes down
"see the stimulus did nothing!"
>Market bounces hard
"Fed is manipulating!"

Doomer manchildren are retarded. They dont even realize it NOT the central banks doing the buying

This is what we call a "sucker's rally". The conditions that created the crash have no dissipated yet dumb money is buying back in thinking they found the bottom.

>>18117338
Imagine being such an NPC that you could watch this video and not think the government is trying to manipulate you. They know the worst is yet to come.

>>18117338
yeah your money is safe. except for your 95% monetary devaluation since 1913.

Whatever the "GERONIMO BLUMPH NAZI!!!!" crowd believes is happening, the exact opposite will happen. Always works

Dead bat bounce.

>>18117775
So when Trump was saying corona was a nothingburger a month ago and the stock market was invincible...?

>>18108877
bottom v going nowhere but back up

>>18109824

/thread

>>18110516

Yes

>>18108877
recovery

>>18108877
Called : sling shot move
Dow will hot 60k if Trump gets re elected

>>18108877
how did you fags not see this coming??

>>18108877
denial

>>18108877
Stocks on sale

>>18108877
Dead BAT bounce.

>>18108877
The volume doesn't look good bros. It's literally dead cat bouncing.

I will tell you as an american who's parent always did good in the recessions, tech and healthcare isn't going anywhere.

>>18108877
Based bull run

>>18108877
Last Money Diarrhea

>>18108877
DEAD CHINK BOUNCE

>>18112105

>>18112105

It's called trusting the plan.

The quarantine.

>>18110270
Absolutly based
Have this for a trade https://vocaroo.com/lYA4r5dagAL

>>18108877
The pump and stock buyback

>>18108877
Its called we need to print more.

>>18119995
How does she know he needs to shit?
Do I even want to know?

Tachyon is improving on its different layers to better it's efficiency through the use of DHT, UDP, blockchains, PPoLP

The hyperinflation utopia because a country was so fixxated on virtual bank points that they literally trashed their whole economy, savings and tried to made half their population homeless for no reason at all other than the flow of virtual money points stopping for a few months

>>18108877
Have you ever dropped a furry, four-legged, animal from a high altitude only to watch it's trajectory rebound momentarily before finally settling down to the ground?

>>18120008
Full version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTomMm61Ixw


Spoiler/explanation
Apparently autist sometimes get so caught up with things that they shit themselves

>>18119412
They can't be serious. Please tell me this is fake.

>>18120076
haha kek buy the dip its just the flu masks dont work itll be over in 14 days
Vaccine will be ready in about a year. Enjoy

>>18108877
It's a dead cat bounce, the USA has brought out a few stimulus packages hence the economy has bounced. It's like during the great depression, one of the bankers had put money in slowing the decline from 20% to only 8%, but the stock market well crashed obviously.

We're in for another loss stop don't get too excited, this isn't recovery this is just the process to recovery.

>>18120076
It has to be, what fucking idiot is actually going to believe that LOL

>>18120076
It's real. https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1243267094852055041

>>18108877
I call this -3% tomorrow and crash on Monday

>>18110146
Same, I’m all in SPY puts baby!

Putrid shart building up. Beware of the next dump

>>18120176
FFS WSJ

Talk about being optimistic.

>>18109851
This post best post

>>18120176
My god... Who the fuck wrote this ffs.

How is the country shutting down a new bull market jfc.

>>18108877
The Trump and Dump

Tachyon makes all it's nodes to remain connected in order to strengthen network stability and robustness

Return to normal.

>>18113727
Please tell me gold and Bitcoin will let me make it.

>>18108877
It's called get your parachute ready, we're gonna Allah akhbar this dive lower than the 911 towers themselves.

>>18120291

>>18120407
>implying 'goverments'(banks) wont do everything possible to crash btc market and make "investing" into the superior decentralised currency as unappealing as possible.

>>18120407
After that dive buddy, we'll all make it. 1st April 2021 btc $88k, stash now.

>>18119412
>>18120176
Saved can't wait to post this everyday for the decade long depression.

>>18108877
Brrrrrrr

>>18108877
I call it the OH NO HECKERINO

El último trampa del toro

>>18112105
does anyone have the other graph that just keeps going down, pink wojaks everywhere, with much gnashing of teeth and screams?

>>18113694
6 Gorillion!

>>18108877
A massive dead cat bounce.

We're going down to 2k screenshot this

>>18110321
How do I short real estate?

>>18108877
The panic print

>>18108877
dead cat bounce

>>18122953
By watching The Big Short

>>18117338
yea, but where is safe?

>>18108877
Checked.
It's what i call "pic related".

Le revérsàl or Le botòm

Another YUGE record for Trump. Congratulations on this Trump voters, seriously.

>>18108877
The roller coaster

>>18109945
if its this obvious, then its probably not that

Everything would point to that, but in a irrational market like that, you saw it yesterday

>>18110321
Trumpkins are the dumbest niggers

If we change the definition of 'dead cat bounce' then in fact we are about to see the greatest bull market of all time!

t. Torah interpereter

>>18108877
>>18108932
>>18109824
>>18109945

I'm sorry, but did the economy already collapse? Oh, that's right. The decision hasn't even been made yet. In fact, it's only midweek. Does not 20% unemployment count as a collapse? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the market is still open? The traders are in NYC right now and they have been the best stock market people for how long now? They're fighting one of the worst virii of all time and they're feeding off the lack of support from the Mainstream media. But you know what? They're still fucking trading. America is one of the best fucking nations on earth, we dropped 2 more and would have dropped 2 more if Japan hadn't surrendered. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Dow hits 30k and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Fed just pumped 2 trillion dollars into the economy and cut us all a check. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Dow topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like America because its free. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to trun the Fed, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing

>>18124055
already priced in :^)

>>18108877
dead cat bounce

>>18108877
Fucked cunt

>>18108877
Bloody death only Asia will survive buy ARPA?

DOW 12k EOY

ITT retarded bulls

Kek if this happened in bitcoin I’d be calling it a dead cat 100%

>>18113727

economy realizes that bringing food and drink to a table is what your wife does and not a job.

>>18113727
This graph is fucking crazy. How is this cause a 3 day pump

>and it opens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeMvMNpvB5M

>>18120065
im dying

>>18108877
We call this "El Matador"

>>18108877
The Mountain Due

>>18119412
this really should be the wakeup call to the american public regarding jewish (((market))) psyops.

>>18112105
early-mid 2021 is when we reach the peak of return to normal

>>18111181
when r u selling? what r u selling at?

>>18109195
Capitalize the W kafir

>>18112105
this

>>18123077
the gd variable here is the pump and dump of the gd fed.

>>18124647
>not respecting women.
based.

>>18108877
Mount flushmore

>>18121305
This one?

>>18112388
>entertainment, vacations, outmoded by teleconference

>>18108877

The bat soup pattern

>>18124591
/pol/ack here
what's EOY?

>>18129735
end of year