/biz/ - Business & Finance

And wallah, just like that

>>18105884
>wallah

>>18105854
>returning to normal
Yeah it is "returning to normal" HAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAH

>return to normal
well he said it, sell everything untill you can frens

>>18105900
LMAO this shit just writes itself. Can't wait to use my profits to buy VRA.

>>18105854
Sell signal

>>18105898
W' Allah

>>18105884
Voilá

>>18105900
This is what he said.
Return to normal

>>18105900
>this corona propaganda push was part of an organic market cycle

Yes.. were at the first sell off phase of this cycle.

>>18105884
Say la vee, amirite?

>>18105854
fake tweet, not on his twitter

>>18105900
fair fucks Donald, fair warning

Not sure if you all noticed but "return to normal" is usually a dip of like 15%-20% and not a 60% dump based on a single news event.

>>18105854
that's fake

>>18105975
thats an instrument, dumbo

>>18106031
No, a viola is

>>18106011
surely a chronic liar would NEVER delete his tweets

>>18105854
>one week ago OMFG ITS ALL OVER THE SHAM IS UP HELL ON EARTH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAKE IT STOP
>today nothing to see everything is fine winning bigly!!
I don’t believe you

>>18105854

Corporate Socialism wins the day.

My eyes are open.

these banker fuckers did this one purpose
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE that we've been talking about this for WEEKS before this shit hit the news and they didn't know about it
the timing of this shit is FAR too convenient
we all know shit was going to come down because of mismanagement
the kept the information from the plebs (yes bankers decide what comes on the news) so they could toss up their hands and go "well this thing overwhelmed us, please help"

>>18106236
Are you saying that money is rigged and powerful people put on a reality television show to distract morons while they rip them all off big league? That would be immoral!

The happening is over. Sorry doomers, your apocalypse has been called off. Trump saved the world once again.

>>18106333
Based and checked

>>18106072
lol he will gloat all the way to zero

What's with this retard capitalizing every word?
Does it make mutt peepees hard seeing capitalized words or what?

>>18106305
>while they rip them all off big league?
and send more people to the grave than WWII did

>>18106083
exactly the only sane response in this shitty chink website. How the fuck do you go from doomsday to its peace on earth. Where the middle go? And for the love of god these fucking dumb maga faggots think because of the pump everything is fine.

i actually hate myself for missing the bottom

>>18106069
RETARD

>>18106007
it's "sail a V", as in like put up a victory sign

>>18105854
orange man feeling himself. the crsh hasnt even started yet. it will be legendary

sell signal

>>18106333
Serious answer pls
Why do you support a man who is just as judeophilic as his predecessors if not more so (he married his own fucking children off to them), kowtows to jewish business tycoons short term financial interests (muh stonks) while leaving normal people completely exposed to extreme ongoing economic hardship (businesses get trillions while workers get essentially nothing) and a dangerous virus and backpedals on literally everything he ran on ("durr we will stay out of the middle east... actually no haha" "duhhh we will build da wall... wait sorry we can't lol")? Is it really just because he is the only guy who will pretend to be on your side as he fucks the goy?

>>18106524
c'est la vie

>>18105884
>>18105898
Alhamdulillah!

Trump's gloating is a perfect barometer for a short term high in the stock market.

Remember when he gloated about the 10% rise in one day a few weeks ago?

I remember.

>>18106405
sending people to their death from profit. The basis of capitalism.

>>18105978
You are autistic

>>18106717
Are you hitting on me? I’m male you know...

>>18106738
>girl
That’s a man

;>)

>>18105854
>tweets that will age poorly

>>18106638
I don't know if you've noticed this but people have been catching an assfucking since the decoupling of production and pay. That was in '72, where a large number of big political plays was made, like the establishment of the EEoC and Nixon's government halt, and the final nail in the gold standard's coffin. This all coupled with the energy crisis.

Shit has been fucked for some 50 years, and it comes oh so close to Marx's quote (paraphrasing) "take one right from each generation and soon they'll never know they had any rights at all." so to suggest Trump or Obama, or Bush, or Clinton were anything more than scapegoats and figureheads is asinine.

The funny thing is fake tweets like this seem totally plausible so you have to go and check them.

This is the most absurd shit I've ever seen. Largest public gift to zombie corporations in history and retards cheer it on because they get 1k in funny money. Sad!

>>18105854

>>18106880
Nigger

>>18106952
You're looking pretty glowy there, RiHPzthe.

>>18105854
I MISSED THE BOTTOM! I HATE YOU BOBO!

whew thank gawd

in all seriousness, do you think this is a warning? I mean he used the exact same phase as the chart here >>18105900
he could have said "Stock market is BACK!" or some higher energy statement. I feel like that would have been more in character.
especially if it was really going up. this tweet has no confidence at all

>>18105854
Does this man ever stop fellating himself and things he had nothing to do with?

>>18106404
The Greatest Economy of All Time!™

>>18106880
>so to suggest Trump or Obama, or Bush, or Clinton were anything more than scapegoats and figureheads is asinine.

What was the point in trump running then? I fully aware that he can be kiked, but he would have to be to turn it on their heads.

I mean the guy had maybe 8 solid years left before deciding to run. Has lived is life like a king. The money can’t be that important anymore. Or making another billion can’t be that important anymore. He’s basically a god to much of America so that is what matters at that age When you’ve already done it and had it all.

I mean the Marxist brainwashing has gotten so bad there would have never been a successful organized revolt of this country had she won. So I don’t believe the whole trump was put their to quell white anger.

>>18106805
such a dumb forced meme on this board

this isnt even real and everybody 100% believes it because it's exactly the kind of shit he says 24/7

>>18106704
ask me how I know you're a mutt

>>18106404
If you don't know which words should be capitalized, it's safer to just capitalize them all

>>18107071
>>18107153
Funny. But i'm actually certain that even third world Africans can write better at a secondary language than this faggot can. Hell Nigerians are far more well spoken than this guy, and they're, well, niggers.

>>18105884
ayoo Gaston go fetch me some whores doobray, I need more jooah deveev in my life

>>18107102
Leaving a legacy, narcissism, capability? It doesn't matter who wins. All the promises politicians make are known to be impractical or impossible, and at best some concessions are made for the median citizen. All the downfall is much more easily blamed on yourself if you're the one who elected a given official. Thus the public is placated simply with the illusion of being given an option.

The whole presidential position is farcical, again, no more than a scapegoat to catch the rotten tomatoes flung by the general public at the machine. Trump was theatre, his campaign was theatre, and what results have we ultimately seen from his actions in office? Virtually nothing.

Also do you think that cunt is reading 883 pages of bills as they come to him? No, he's signing off on them without any consideration for the public, only operating on what somebody in his cabinet suggests. And likewise the people that penned it were likely part of some seedy group affiliated with lobbiests for various industries, then signed by the Senate blindly.

>>18105854
>return to "normal"
can't make this shit up kek

>>18105854
domp eet.

>>18107103
I’m literally the only one posting that btw. I’m surprised it hasn’t caught on yet

>>18106638
I don't obsess over j00s. You should probably get over your unhealthy obsession.

>>18105854
Why did the faggot have to tweet this? -10% DOW tomorrow FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>18105854
>HAHA WE BAACK BASED STONKS HAH

>uh oh

>>18107066
Why else would he use that wording? He is laughing at all the brainlets buying right now.

>>18107850
because he'd be right regardless of outcome

time to short

>>18106333
/thread

>>18105854
RETURN TO NORMAL

>>18105854
>>18105900
>all bad news priced in, even double the expected unemployment
>none of the good news priced in, even the expect stimulus bill

$SPY 180 - 5/15
this is the phoniest bolagnaest pump ever

>people think this is healthy

>>18107655
jews, the 1%, muh illuminati, whatever you want to call it. This is about class stratification. Eventually there will be an almost 1-1 overlap of "white nationalist" rhetoric and the traditional "socialist" one, if there isn't already. We are getting absolutely fucked by one group of people (whatever you want to call them) and they don't even want to hide it anymore. There is no longer even a need for circuses. I know people are just going to utilize the age old tactical nihilist response of "well this has been going on for decades anyway, duhh" but I still want to believe that this absurdity will somehow end. Voting for a soft death instead of a hard one and acting all righteous because of it is pathetic.

I cant believe we have a cheeto for a president.

>>18108669
Based and Nazbol pilled

>>18106023
This. 'return to normal' was all of 2019.

>>18108438
they don't. Just Trump supporters who lack the ability to think on their own :)

>>18105854
I’m a die hard trump supporter but him and his words about the economy with this corona crap is doing more harm than good. Also his son tweeting weeks ago about a buy signal was also weird. Trump just stop! The only thing I can think is a reason he is doing this is he can say that he was trying (with his words) to prevent a panic crash meaning the media can’t say he didn’t do anything to help calm things down. Regardless there are millions unemployed who actually lost their jobs (not just temporarily on a break from work).. this is NEGATIVE for the economy

>>18107655
Death to Israel kike apologist

>>18108432
back to r*ddit

>>18108669
Gas the kikes isn’t a meme, it’s a necessity for humanity to progress

>>18108777
I used to be a supporter until they went around basically saying old people need to die for the stonks. Well, that and the constant stream of lies about this national emergency.

THAT TWEET ISNT REAL

>>18108850
I’m still a supporter. I just think if I was trump I would tell his family members to not tweet financial market advice to the plebeians on twitter

Back to work, wagie

You’re all getting trolled hard

why are you retards buying SPY puts with high premiums? Just get puts from companies who are fucked short term like DIS with MUCH lower premiums. DIS gonna dip below 90 by May.

>>18106880
>politics is a false dialectic to keep the masses ignorant of their true enemy

I wish more people would figure this out.

>>18108916
How much did you sell your sense of humor for?

>>18105975

So new it hurts

>>18105854
The fact trump is saying this makes me worry even more that it's all going to shit.

>Remember that economy we propped up?
>those props broke so we made new props!
>Regulation? What are you a communist? You want Mr. Kikeberg to have to sell his 4th Yacht he worked so hard for?

>>18109066
ATL apparently

>>18109091
aint a real tweet boss

>>18108843
whats that phrase /pol iticians use headquartersing and crimson candy?

>>18109146
Atlanta? Did you mean alt?

>>18106333
>Trump saved the world once again
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE JUST CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT AHHHHHHHHH

>>18105884
Its viola dumbass

>>18107591
Because it's fucking retarded.

KYS

Voilà! The DOW will never be below 22400 again!

>>18109817
someone's crying over their SPY 180p :'(

>>18107374
The fallacy of moral equivalence right here.

Trump literally saved this country from becoming a leftist dystopian hellhole ran by satanic pedophiles. If you can't understand how fucking huge his win was, you should be lobotomized.

But you are probably a leftist, and his win made you seethe with anger and despair because your fucking miserable ideology got crushed in America FOREVER. I mean 2 Constitutionalist conservative supreme court justices alone is nation changing. There will be 2 more btw before Trump's 2nd term is over, leaving the SC solidly Consersative on ALL rulings for the next 50 years. He also appointed over 220 conservative federal judges.

The fact that you are seething so hard at Trump is prima facie evidence that elections DO actually matter.

>>18105854
Holy shit, does this guy not learn? His last tweet like this was followed by a massive sell off....

>>18105900
kek holy fuck this is clown world

>>18105854
This dude is simply surreal, I have a hearty laugh every time I read his tweets. Not even american and he is legit my favorite politician ever. You burgers better reelect him

>>18109988
>Holy shit, does this guy not learn?
You are talking about yourself here, right? Because the tweet is fake.

Holy shit, brainlets like you never learn.

USA NUMERO UNO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18108438
>People think one of the greatest business magnates in history leading the country can't manage to pull off economic miracles that the world has never seen before.
You do realize Trump is a billionaire right? I think he understands the markets better than the libtard leftypol commies around here. Any other president and we would probably have slipped into a depression, but Trump put himself out there, called this whole thing out for the bullshit it is, and in record time created a stimulus package that completely saved the economy. But yea let's act like he's some dumb buffoon that doesn't know what he's doing. You'll have nothing to say when the market makes new all time highs before summer.

That last minute 500 spike destroyed my short, i'm on mega tilt, but i wont touch that fucker anywhere near 22500, they can get fucked, i'm holding.

>>18110199
ESTADOS UNIDOS NUMBA UNOOOOOOO

>>18110199
>le smart businessman meme
this is good b8. I r8 it 8/8

>>18105854
Idiot. He should have rolled with the punches. Now its too late and he dug his grave.

>>18105898
>>18105975
>>18106007
>>18109779
lurk moar

>>18108140
Good answer

>>18110199
>You'll have nothing to say when the market makes new all time highs before summer.

Then they will claim it's Obamas economy again. Count on that. They are disgusting mongrels.

>>18110281
He isn’t smart, he knows how to hustle.

>>18105900

fake tweet

>>18105900
Priced in.

>>18107102
>The money can’t be that important anymore.
His kids are fuckups. Inheritance is fleeting, but a political dynasty is forever. Roosevelts, Kennedies, and Bushes are STILL in politics to this day.

>>18110199
>You do realize Trump is a billionaire right?
Went bankrupt and then only recovered by leveraging his status as a celebrity (who happens to have a business theme) rather than as a genuine businessman.

>>18105854
>return to normal
Somebody post the graph.

>>18106031

>>18111316
Lol seething Democrats and their envy
Focus on your own intellect and maybe you can be free of mr shekelburg and his noose over you. The gov ain’t gonna save you, nobody will save you from your wageslaving.

When will they realize that people are not willing to let the 1-10% mortality herd immunity wave roll over them?

>>18105884
>wa la
>t. /ck/

>>18105854
Why does he even tweet this. He'll look like an idiot if it drops down. Doesn't seem worth it with the way things are looking.

>>18111316
dude, you don't know what you're talking about
he has declared some of his companies bankrupt, that's not even remotely the same as him being bankrupt
when you're a businessman of his order, some bankrupt companies are inevitable

>>18105900
so if i just let my shit stay in, in the long run it doesn't matter as long as i cash out when i'm up, right? i mean year i'll miss some big gains and take some losses, but the implication of that chart is that things invariably go up

>>18106982
Give it a week you didnt miss shit.

>>18105854

Imagine investing in a capital market which requires constant devaluation of the currency and money printing on a fraudulent scale to uphold valuations by a thin thread otherwise it all comes crashing fucking down....

>>18111316
He had a few businesses bankrupt out of several HUNDRED. Natural part of building a business empire.

>>18105854
>return to normal
OH FUCK SELL SELL SELL HE SAID THE SELL SIGNAL
>>18105900
ASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18111690
Stay cash dude, fuck it. If you lock in now, then you get fucked if it crashes and takes 10 years to recover. It's like the world's shittiest CD deal.

>>18109984
>trump saved america from evil pedophiles
Oh, the same evil pedophiles that have prevented trump from *actually* saving us from anything?
They are all walking free, and they are in charge while Trump just tweets

>>18112211
the same evil pedophiles which Trump was selected by, and is likely a part of

>>18112039
It seems to me strong that the worst is yet to come as everything is clear now and there is some sort of directive on corona as it is likely to cause some deaths and many sick but there will be no unforeseen situations. Investors will regain confidence little by little, and do you really think that the BIS will collapse everything so that the East can take over?

>>18105900
holy shit, I thought trump was smart and knew stocks AHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Textbook bull trap.

NO
BOOM BOOM MUST DIE
WHY STONK GO UP
JEW JEW FED TRICKS

>>18111717
>here is my list of prosperous societies in which the devaluation of currency didn't remain at a stable, predictable rate:

>>18105854
ITS ALL GOOD NOW
... says an increasingly nervous man yet again.

>>18112339
>he East c
there are no real containment measures in the US. no hospital capacity. and an unruly population of niggers. do you really think there will be fewer than 5 million deaths?

ChainLink . GTFI.

>>18112211
>They are all walking free
Oh they are? You forgot people like

Jeffrey Epstein
Harvey Weinstein
Anthony Weiner
Keith Raniere
Ed Buck

And many others. And we are only just getting started. The hollywood celebs are next. Enjoy the show

>>18112663
God, I wish this Q LARP was real but my big brain won't let me believe your bullshit.

>>18106524
its "sell ave" retard

>>18110862
>he knows how to pander
ftfy. he just dodges shit he doesn't like and otherwise panders to his low iq base of retards throughout the bible belt.

>>18105854
>I am feeling better so this whole Coronathing is over

>>18112701
Q isn't a LARP and there isn't really a need for belief - just have eyes to see.

Enjoy the show.