/biz/ - Business & Finance

firs for bobos check em

>>18101634
Those aren't making money any time soon.

clown market

soon...

I'm having FOMO but I know it's irrational to buy now when corona hasn't even reached 1% of its severity, help

>>18101653
bought SQQQ after market last night, canceled my order at 8:00a this morning. i'll be buying SQQQ in a year, tho.

>>18101628
Should I buy BA at 180-185? I missed out on 90 reeeeeee should I also buy Uber?

bullish?

I will be celebrating the death of every filthy fucking kike and every faggot ZOGbot trooper who the Iranians kill in revenge for Jew puppet Trump's murder of Soleimani, the hero who defeated ISIS.
You fucking faggots knew exactly what you were doing. And you will get your fucking just desserts.

What did Buffett say about being fearful?

OIL CHADS REPORT IN

Okay bobos, what's the game plan?
There's nothing bullish going on except for the money printers.

this shit doesn't feel sustainable at all
kinda mad at myself for missing out on rcl tho

>AMC effectively dissolves yesterday
>today
This is the biggest fucking bull trap I have ever fucking seen

ATH soon

How do we stop the green gang bobos?

The fed is now directly purchasing futures contracts to prop this ugly tranny market up. We are passed clown market. Welcome to tranny markets.

put a little more meat on those bones you fucking bull retards

>>18101677
start shorting if spy hits around 265

>>18101628
Here we go boys...

10
>10
>TRILLION
$10,000,000,000,000
100^12
american dollars
of inflation

>+5%

can someone explain the pump rationally?

My puts are good until the 17th.

Will I be okay bears?

>>18101683
Socialism is priced in

>>18101683
Now that's what I call hitting the wall.
Also that's a man.

Dow @ 30k EOM, check'em

>>18101653
>>18101672
>>18101696
>>18101700
how much longer bobros

>>18101700
black Friday -3000 dont worry

>>18101683
Holy shit she looks so old there. Last time I ever saw her young face was like 7 years ago.

>>18101696
Well, since this shit is following the chart from the 1929 crash almost to a T, we come back in April.

YAMMEERRRROOOOOO

>friday vote day
safe to buy etfs now or wait?

I don’t respect women, bros

You brainlets.

>Value of currency decreases
>Company stays the same
>Company now worth "more" of the less-valuable currency.

The index increased. The value of the companies stayed the same (or decreased). It's like changing the length of a foot to 10 inches. Hurray! Suddenly all manlets rejoice as they are all now 6 foot +!!!

no matter how much money you gain/lose you cannot put a price on how much fun shitposting in this market is. we are all winners.

This doesn't make any fucking sense why is it going up NO NO NO

>>18101696
just chill and hold your puts and wait for corona chan to do her thing.
>pic
>is this boolish?

I am COCKY

>>18101715
Not truthfully.

SPY will hit 280 by next week. Unless you have puts beyond May, you bears are gonna be bleeding. Basically you'd have to repeat the first 2 weeks of this month in April in order to get puts down to this month's lows. Only thing that I wouldn't count on going up soon is oil, as the Saudis and Russians are still pumping and dumping.

>>18101677
Take your spare capital and day trade the bear trap, go liquid every night. If SHTF for real you'll be insulated and have dry powder, if it doesn't you can just get back in when you're feeling bullish enough.

>>18101728
hold nigger, jump into the fire

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-fed-powell-idUSKBN21D1P9

> U.S. Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell told Americans on Thursday progress in controlling the spread of the coronavirus would determine when the economy reopens but assured them the Fed was taking every action to support a vigorous rebound when it comes.

> We're in a recession
> But we're printing money for a v shape recovery when the virus is gone

Just heard on Yahoo Finance Peter Tuchman (the old guy in the background at the TV studio known as Wall Street). But I can't find a source, can't use this zoomer social media to save my life.

>>18101715
Money printers go brrrrr.
Every retard gets free money.

That's literally it.

>>18101677
you answered it yourself. you have FOMO. take a walk and get away from /smg/ and especially your broker.

>>18101700
Coof on jerome

PULL IT

The year is 2021, everyone has died from COVID-19 or starvation.

The market is still green from the remaining trade bots.

This money machine meme really needs to stop. It's giving out false information to a lot of naive people, especially the kids.

>>18101698
No sir.

>The virus is beaten, vacchines around the corner - max few weeks out.
>Stimulus package signed and on the way, >unemployment numbers are fucking low and no need to panic as they were expected to be up to 4m.
>zero interest and zero reserves will make a quick V comeback

what you are seeing here is the biggest and fastest recovery in history.

>>18101774
but what if I'm wrong and my FOMO is actually right?

>>18101743
you're gonna make it, bro

>>18101759
>he thinks markets move straight up or straight down
>SPY will hit 280 by next week.
>no reasoning
wishful thinking. not gonna make it

>>18101716
depends on the strike

>>18101720
>not realizing the Britney has always been a man and that this has always been (their) M.O
Anon i.....

>>18101698
>Fires CEO
>Fires all wagies
>no revenue
>still running costs
EXTREMELY BULLISH

>>18101698

These markets have me so fucking spooked you have no idea.

>>18101749
Priced in

Someone just bought $140m of SPY October puts. RIP bullbros.

>>18101791
>virus is beaten
>vaccine arround the cornor

This is what bulls actually belive. That's it, holding my puts into the grave.

>>18101728
till early april

>>18101792
How often is your FOMO right? Take a minute to think about that question.

>>18101791
>>The virus is beaten, vacchines around the corner - max few weeks out.
why do bulltards keep parroting this meme even though it's been debunked over and over again?
>vacchines

actually the rest of your post is just retarded and im not going to bother

>>18101785
trade bots and a small handful of "people" who own everything by now just trading with each other

>>18101787
>t. fed

fuck it next time it drills I'm offloading my short ETFs

I'm convinced at this point that they could and probably will literally use the floor of the NYSE as a morgue and stocks would still go up. A million Americans could die and stonks would go up.

>>18101791
>vacchines around the corner
dellusional

>>18101823
domp eet

>>18101819
Same. I am sweating and now pacing around...is now the time to sell??

>>18101672
>>18101677
Too late bobofrens I fomo'd into far put calls. I'm not about to lose more money am I?

>>18101555
>>18101735
>>18101777

>>18101742
Either long or short the dow depending on what you think will happen and what effect it will have.

>>18101791
Stimulus isn't passed.
Numbers are fraud.
Until they burn the market to the ground

YAMEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOO PLEASE I BOUGHT THE DIP, DON'T FUCK ME YAAAAMMMMMMMMMMERRRROOOOOOOOO

>>18101686
duno was it be greedy when others are fearful?

give it to me straight. is my SPY $200p 5/1 gonna work out

I’m in college and I really am having a hard time deciding what to do. Should I buy? What should I buy, I have about $1500. I see get out of the market, and I see buy while you can. Should I get Boeing while it’s low?

>>18101851
Now you get it. Priced in is no longer a meme, it's the future you chose.

>>18101698

5.5%?

Surely this is a hallucination

>>18101862

Just buy boomer stox lol I have been making a tidy profit every day buying and selling McDonald’s over and over again

>>18101785
>The market is still green from the remaining trade bots.
Loled

>>18101686
"Be fearful when others are greedy, and be greedy when others are fearful."

this is literally normal. DOW went from 29 to 18 a bounce is normal even if everything is shut down the downtrend WILL resume shortly. did none of you learn anything from losing all your money on the corn?

>>18101851
>A million Americans could die
>stonks would go up
Maybe, but I think it just depends on what type of Americans that'll die.

>>18101866
>put calls
the forbidden technique

>>18101792
decisions made on fomo are not wise. if you follow through and are correct you will begin to act on fomo more often.

first time visiting biz (I know next to nothing about the stock market), I'm just intrigued as to why the markets are rising despite pandemic and unemployment, is there a layman's explanation?

>>18101683
Is she 60 years old in that pic? Wait, what year is it right now?

>>18101747
agreed

AAAAAAAA NIOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN TRADERINOOOOOOS
http://www.straitstimes.com/world/united-states/coronavirus-most-photographed-new-york-stock-exchange-trader-peter-tuchman
NOT MY TUCHITUCHS NOOOO

where is the fucking crash

>>18101890
I am a wealthlet and only put 1000 into the market, so i cant day trade.

>>18101737
Updated chart where?

>>18101862

Unlike most of /biz/ I won't tell you what to do. But I'm of the opinion that we haven't really "felt" the repercussions of shutting the economy down and won't feel most of them until months in the future.

We've entered a bear market, and 3 days up isn't going to change that.

>literally no good news whatsoever
>moons
Ain't touching that shit.

>>18101906
Brrrrr

>>18101756
I’m coomy

>>18101878
>>18101895
Right, thanks.

>>18101823
fucking damn

We green!

Like a boot on a human face, forever!

>>18101839
like 1/3rd of the time I guess...

>>18101906
markets dont follow day to day events. they're priced in based on future events that are simulated on models via quantum computing and AI deep learning.

>>18101906
unemployment was priced in stimulus was not

>>18101866
>far put calls

>>18101899
All that shit is priced in. Jerome is giving out free money. Only r*ddit is clutching to the CORONAVIRUS CRISIS. YOu missed the bottom btw

>>18101885
No one is going to go to theaters or restaurants even after this is done. This market is just money printer voodoo now.

>>18101866
damn, we got too cally, putbros

>>18101792
Leave less than your FOMO wants you to leave in. That way, if FOMO is right, you get something. If FOMO is wrong, you save something.
But as the other anons said, fomo is the crazy feeling gamblers get right before they lose it all.

>>18101823
That just means we have months until the crash

so is UWT getting delisted?

>>18101715
>>18101924

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4&t=41s

FUCK FEDNIGGERS
It seems that friday really was the bottom

>>18101628
Just bought some SQQQ hopefully this wasn't a mistake :|

>>18101938
Invest your money in stocks, see it melt like crazy!

>>18101906
Fed can print an infinite amount of dollars

>>18101839
My fomo is usually wrong but Im reversing my instinct decision on stocks twice this time around.

Initially I thought its time to buy before its too late! Then I recalled how fomo screwed me over before. Then i recalled how waiting has also screwed me over before. So i decided to just buy the calls. If i get screwed tho...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Bears are quite possibly retarded. Like why would you want to cap your gains. LMAO, jerome has infinite ammo hax.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-09-04/michael-burry-explains-why-index-funds-are-like-subprime-cdos

How hard is it to start a publicly traded company and get into an index fund?

Would be cheaper to just buy an existing shitty failing penny stock and then turn it into a tech company so you can get included in some fngu for small caps type of etf?

>>18101968
It'll crash the moment I buy the dip.

>>18101756
you make the big 2020 moneis

What you guys think about WMT ?

If 3.28 million unemployment claims caused a 1,000 point surge, what would be required for a flat line, 6 million?

>>18101906
no one here knows anything about the stock market, we are gamblers

>>18101976
>buying SQQQ at the top

>>18101956
Not necessarily, it just means that they thought they couldn't get much of a better price for them and/or are maximizing their time value kek.

>>18101953
>But as the other anons said, fomo is the crazy feeling gamblers get right before they lose it all.
but sometimes they get it right before they win it all, right?

>>18101998
The jews have been printing money with that one for ages so that would probably be extremely bullish

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT DID I MISS??
DID JEROME DO SOMETHING GOOD???

>>18101766
What’d he say! I like Tuchman

>>18101823
sauce?

So are the money printers desperate to have this be a week of green and closing green?

>>18101946
Lmao ur pic and response made me laugh
*far out calls

Should I wait if I’m buying for the first time? There’s gotta be another dip right boys?

>>18101761
you mean the bull trap?

PETER FUCKING TUCHMAN HAS CORONAVIRUS
>PETER FUCKING TUCHMAN HAS CORONAVIRUS
PETER FUCKING TUCHMAN HAS CORONAVIRUS
>PETER FUCKING TUCHMAN HAS CORONAVIRUS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18101628
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>18101949
>ever

fucking retard

>>18101906
People trade with the future in mind, and the future doesn't seem so bad. probably 2 moths of slowdown and the back to normal. In the meanwhile you could have bought good stocks with 35% discount. That's why people are buying.

>>18101988
In all my years, this is by far the best explanation I have seen of the US economy.

>>18101628
What can I do as a 20 y o unemployed yuroppor with 150 bucks to spare?
I have some food supplies and another 50 bucks just in case I need to buy some food so I don't starve.
>buy a gun
I am a yuropoor, I can't.
>buy silver/gold
I am stuck in a shitty village atm because of the restriction imposed by the government.

I am posting this again cause I got only one good advice last thread... .

>>18101998
A virus that specifically targets jews + someone coofs on blormpfth

>>18101986
nigga if you were gonna buy you buy on the DIP
>buying on a 20% gain over 3 days
jesus anon

On a clown day like today, reflect on this:

https://arxiv.org/pdf/1912.01708.pdf

>>18101919
>that gif
my sides holy shit

>>18101684
>>18101684
we are the chosen people sandnigger, we own the stockmarket , so we own you.
apologise

>>18101998
>what would be required for a flat line, 6 million?

oy vey!

>>18102033
PEAK CLOWN WORLD

>>18101997
Garbage. People don't care where they shop at. Bet on the products consumers want, not the stores that sell them.

>>18102021
see
>>18102033
PETER FUCKING TUCHMAN HAS CORONAVIRUS

the tuchman has been tucked

>>18102025
in that case yes you are about to lose money

>>18101764
he's talking about the economy, not the stock market
Jerome has never really cared what the stock prices are, that isn't his job

>>18101957
bumping

>>18101998
that would cause a 2,000 point surge

>>18101949
Oh, I will. What now?

>>18101993
There is no perfect time to get in, man. No one really knows. But, it's better to get in and loose than miss a chance like this.
Me, I am going long on dividens and then, when I get a little more money stacked up, i'll buy some calls.

>>18102047
Shut the fuck up is what you can do

>>18102024
We are green because people already can imagine the end of epidemic and are buying stocks at a huge discount.

>>18101904
>>put calls
>the forbidden technique
Its was supposed to be far out calls.

BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>18101904
It literally cannot go tits up

>>18102033
Bullish

>>18102047
>have no money
>what should I buy?
maybe you should get a job

MONDAY WAS THE BOTTOM AND I MISSED IT

>>18102030
yes sorry

>>18101986
>>18101993
I went through all this 2nd guessing a week ago

Pic related.

Thought we were going to turn bullish very soon and started buying calls, then panic sold, switched back and forth between buying and panic selling, then took a big bear position and sold it a couple days ago after face ripping pump, then decided nope I was probably right, this is probably the relief rally.

Not sure when to sell.

I'm 96.5% calls, 2% spy puts, 1.5% uvxy puts.

I don't know if holding the spy and uvxy actually protects me much but I'm hoping they pump and let me buy 10-20% more calls if I get fucked by spy dump or iv crush.

>>18101988
You've finally said something worth reading.

>Construction project in PA weeks from completion completely shut down.
>14 more architects fired from my ~200 employee firm.
>Other projects going on hold indefinitely.

BULLISH

>>18102105
We still have a long way to go back up, relax

>>18102105

there are bottoms every day just jesus christ just buy when it goes down and sell when it goes up, nothing has changed

whats with you MISSED the bottom fags, none of you are holding these shares for 50 years

>>18102099
This is fine.

>>18102113
What's it like being rich?

>>18101658
>soon

I can wait.

This fake happening is over. Time to head back to work. Rise and grind niggas

Classic Bart Simpson pattern forming on spy

You can bet on how many people will die from Coronavirus with coronacoin $nCoV.

>>18102047
Are you sure you can't buy gold? Take a look at your area and see if there are any licensed gold dealers/currency exchanges.

>>18102033
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>AMC on a complete downward trend for last 5 years
>12% up in one day during what is quite possibly it's lowest low of selling tickets

Yup, Seems like a healthy increase. Priced in.

corona chan will return even if you ' flatten the curve'. she will ansolutely demolish your corporate - socialist scam stockmarket

>>18102047
Buy copper.

>I am stuck in a shitty village atm because of the restriction imposed by the government.
Can't you just ask your government to give you free food instead of buying? Surely, they can give you free food instead of money, unlike the Communist States of America.

>20 y.o.
>only 150 bucks net worth
What are you doing with your life?

>>18102147

curb your autism

>>18102084
Nah I also need the money because I just lost my job and need to pay renbts. I can't afford losses since I'm already down from the previews 20% drop 3 weeks ago that I could've used right now.

Where's that fucking smug bear retard who said stonks would go down because MuH CoRonA

Get fucked you stupid piece of shit

bull trap is a spook
it isn't actually a phenomenon that occurs in the real world

>>18102143
>Classic Bart Simpson pattern forming on spy
>he watches the line instead of the candles

>>18102153
are you mad bro

>>18102033
HELLO, WHER ARE THE PROOFFS??? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Hello frens. For you traders out there I'm building a short position right now on SPX. Maybe consider doing the same.
My read of the market right now has me thinking we double bottom.
For all you holders, dip buyers, and non-traders don't get toilet paper handed and start wanting to sell out. We're gonna go down some more before the real recovery but there will be a real recovery. In the meantime shorts and puts for SPX/SPY/ES are on the menu

Reminder this bump is fake and propped up by the stimulus and the worst of the pandemic in america is still 2-3 weeks away. Buy at 14k, not now.

>>18102143
>Reality is stranger than fiction

hey TA fags what does a big W on the chart mean

>>18102146
arise
arise shitcoin
arise

>>18101766
>>18102021
Doh, forgot the most important bit. Tuchman's got the bat flu.

>>18102197

W for wumbo

>>18102176
stonks SHOULD go down because of corona

it turns out literally infinite money is a pretty good incentive to buy stonks

>>18101823
Where did you get this information

>>18102175
Never invest money you can't afford to lose, it's hard enough keeping your emotions in check to begin with.

>>18102194
Washington’s reproductive number is below 1. It’s over bear

>>18102197
Double Cup and handle

What are graphs called when they have the lines like this (red)
I need to know because they work VERY WELL at making me money.

>>18102176
they did though anon, thats why we are at 22k instead of 30k

>>18102178

Can someone explain candles?

I understand what each part of the candle represents, but what are you meant to do with that data?

>>18102137
Not sure yet I haven't been rich very long I just took my savings and started gambling it a month ago and turned ~$150k into ~$4mil.

Still work a job that I am exhausted by. Actually lost money a few times the past few weeks due to rushing or making bad decisions or not noticing news due to working.

My portfolio goes up or down in a day by more than I make in a year so continuing to work is starting to feel irrational.

>>18102211
The order book? You can pull up ToS or StreetEdge or whatever and look at it yourself.

>surged 11% just because Trump said "easter"

Imagine how high this bad boy is gonna get tomorrow night when the house votes to pass.

>>18102194
What's a good buy at the bottom? I can't decide between stocks or an ETF.

>>18102009
>he thinks we are going to crash

>>18102113
Nigga you have 1.6 million dollars. If I had that much I'd only play with 100k-200k max. Thats literally enough to retire with safe passive income of over 24k a year AND thats with picking one of the really safe investments.

>>18102214
Yeah that's why I'd rather lose the pump than risk bagholding for a few months.

NIGGERS GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT
WILL WE SEE A RED MONADY?

>>18102226
Its balled subjective bias, because there are infinite ways to get infinitely different red lines.

>>18102232
Classic pajeet shitcoin Bartman into dodecadouble dumpening.

>>18102177
It's not a literal trap, or at least I hope it isn't. It's just a psychological phenomenon you need to avoid by hedging your bets.

>>18102129
This makes no sense. My appoinment got cancelled.

>>18101823
Hedge against huge accumulation

Is it possible they pump it to 30k in the middle of the quarantine?

>>18102194
Better swap to May puts then because April we're probably going to crab or climb until then. Especially when Trump forces everything to reopen next month and people get a sense of security/panic over.

>>18102141
This >>18101064

Tactical Finance Action

>>18102246
How to do this

>>18102256
we SHOULD but jerry powpow says NO

one day the Bears will overcome jerry but they haven't yet

>>18102275
Yes, so long as infinite QE exists.

>People actually think we aren't in the beginning stages of a new depression

Why anyone would think we're at 'the bottom' is beyond me

>>18101785
kek

>>18102236
Sounds like it's time to quit and buy property somewhere else and then never go outside again

>>18102226
Google search say its technical analysis.

>>18102256
my constantly growing puts sure hope so

>>18102197
tranny trap formation

>>18102104
how do you want me to get a job right now bro?
I said that I have 150 bucks, just wanted to know if I can do anything with it.
>>18102086
more than half the thread is shit posting, so no I won't
>>18102145
Yes, the village I am in atm has like 3k people living in it, no one sells gold/silver around here.
I was wondering if I can do something with it online.
>>18102163
>Buy copper
and do what with it lmao
>Can't you just ask your government to give you free food instead of buying? Surely, they can give you free food instead of money, unlike the Communist States of America.
No, because I didn't have any legal contract till now.
>What are you doing with your life?
I can barely find any job, and I was just laid of by my employer and I didn't have any legal contract, I am on my own, I barely make ends meet.

Where is the anon who went all in with his $38,000 life savings in SQQQ yesterday?

So how does the stock market just shrug off 3 million laid off and surge?

there were 14k new covid19 cases in US just yesterday, there's no way it's gonna halt at this point right?

I'm getting sweaty hands from my 7/14 puts, do I just capitulate?

>>18102244
TQQQ

>>18102017
Here's another way of thinking about it:
If 1000 blindfolded walk through a minefield, most will get their legs blown off and a few will make it. The ones that make it get a lot of attention and say, "Wow! look how easy it was! I just had to walk in a strait line!" While the ones that don't scream.

I'm just saying don't go all in (full retard).
You've seen the 1929 and 1987 graphs.

>>18102256
rally will last until the end of march. second quarter begins in april and your scheduled bobo programming will resume.

Can we drill just once today? I don't even care if it's red at this point I just want off Mr Powell's Wild Ride

>>18102333
>7/14
I hope you're fucking joking. You will have a million opportunities to offload them at a better price than today.

>>18102180
Not really, I don't have anything on it, but I'm thinking of shorting.

>>18102328
Trumpbux will prop them up until they go back to work

>>18102304
Trump's economic bom over the past 3 years has created a generation of bulls who literally cannot fathom "stocks also go down"

If US companies start withdrawing manufacturing out of china in response to this and start putting those factories and plants here....mebe

>>18102256
Logically you can't just have an infinite trend of going up at the rate we have without at least some reversal. But we're in clown world now with infinite money printing so expect green.

>>18102245
>>18102009
p-please, this one CANNOT be a boy... right?

>>18102203
>>18102072
NO!!!
NONONONONO!!!
FOR REALSS?????

>>18102327
Not him, but I had $18k between SQQQ and SDOW.

I have $12.8k now.

>>18102328
Unironically already priced in. People don't give a shit because they don'y think it'll last long and govt gobs will get them through. They may be right t b h

>>18102328
Orange man says good things, line goes up

Orange man says bad things, line goes down

>>18102328
it just does. don't question it. we live in a world where orange man is president.

>>18102312
post her feet

>>18101823
I didnt just screw up with my far out calls expiring late this year did I?

Where can i see the orderbook without paying anything or making an account?

>>18102236

Nigger you made it. You can buy and hold stocks and live off the passive income forever. Leave your shitty job and do whatever you want

>>18102275
no

>>18102345
No, I'm talking forever investments.

>>18102372
https://finance.yahoo.com/video/peter-tuchman-tests-positive-coronavirus-154908444.html

>>18102004
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I wanna fuck this birb.
I want to fertilize her eggs.

>>18102329
It absolutely isn't, the question is whether using the floor of the NYSE as a morgue even matters when infinite QE is a thing. Tens or hundreds of thousands of Americans will die at this point, guaranteed. I just don't know anymore whether the market cares.

>>18102197
WUBALUBADUBDUB! HEY MORTY, I'VE TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE! I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIICK!

>>18102327
HANGING FROM THE BATHROOM

>>18102292
>>18102312
>>18102354
>>18102367
God I hope so, made a nice buck on shorts, wouldn't want to wipe it all.

>>18102355
First, apologize

>>18102001
The only correct answer

>>18102327
Pretty sure he said he was gonna slot himself

>>18102372

I dont understand, how is it still rising?

>>18102236
Dude, don't play with all your money. Put aside a million in safe investements and gamble with the rest. Ditch your job, you don't need it anymore.

>>18102393
Me too.
>inb4 volatility drag
cringe

>>18102232
DISCLAIMER: TA is largely bullshit, but we're in clown market right now so maybe its okay to use bullshit reasoning to win bullshit money in a bullshit market.

You can see that the bart simpson, when represented with candles, is a sequence of roughly even bars alternating red and green.
TA fags refer to this as a (assuming it pops out green on the other end) "Bull Flag". With candles, we can get a clearer view of just how fast the price is oscilatting around a fixed point. This implies that there are lots of buy/sell orders around this price.
TA fags argue that the sell orders were placed by traders who are not reacting quickly enough to the market. The real price is rising, but the sellers are pushing the price down, holding it steady. Once all the sell orders are canceled or fulfilled, the price will shoot up as nothing is holding it down.
The advantage of looking at it this way is that we get a better idea of how much oscillation is occurring within a fixed time frame. With lines, we only get a single point, not a range.

>>18102432
Haven't you seen all of the extremely bullish news today, anon?

>>18102208
more numbers coming out around now
get ready for a dip

>>18102326
GLD is the main gold commodity stock.

SQQQ holder here. Please do an EOD rally so I can jump this shit please.

>>18102374
I also had 18k in SQQQ but sold yesterday morning and thus still have 16.4k. I learned not to underestimate the clowns.

>>18102329
>there's no way it's gonna halt at this point right?
Are you kidding?

It takes between 2-14 days to start showing symptoms. We're now only one week away from the toilet paper riots where every fat fuck american packed into every grocery store and stood in giant crowds next to each other for an hour to fight to the death over chicken breast and water bottles.

We're not even a week removed from new yorkers fleeing the state into florida to avoid the lockdown. Orlando got 49 flights from new york alone the day AFTER the NY lockdown went into effect.

Once the cases generated by that mass act of stupidity start to show symptoms you're gonna see a huge surge in cases.


We are ROARING towards 150k total cases in america and soon some states will have that many alone.

>>18102432
Boomers run the Fed and the WH. They want their 401ks back. You missed the bottom while you were reading r*ddit.com

>>18102445

just get out now lol and put it in something else. i sold already lost a lot

>>18102246
itll only be 800k when uncle sam takes his slice

>>18102437
You mean like the massive unemployment?

>>18102232
To be a little clearer, the lines make it look like it went up a little, down a little, up a little, down a little.
Really, its effectively holding steady.

>>18102372
>Anon I..... have a .......
Shhhhhhhhhh

>>18102328
It didn't, that's why there was a selloff the last few weeks. The jobs numbers fit the projections the market already had so it's business as usual.

>>18102440
What time?

>>18101628
Got 15 sqqq average of $22.54 gonna put a sale order for $31.50. How’s everyone doing today?

>>18102440
BUT THERE'S BEEN PLENTY OF NUMBERS

MILLIONS ARE UNEMPLOYED, TENS OF THOUSANDS WILL DIE, NEW YORK HOSPITALS ARE USING FUCKING GARBAGE BAGS AS GOWNS FOR LACK OF PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT

BUT STONKS ONLY FUCKING GO UP

>>18102400
The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain sane and solvent.

End of month rebalancing will cause people to big up stocks especially after a 20+% decline. next

Wtf Mr. Tuchman! He's only 62, he'll probably be fine ;_;
also my house is still getting hit by earthquake aftershocks more than a week later, make it stop
>>18102432
Large rallies after disorderly crashes are hardly unusual

>>18101988
This is why I'm feeling bullish

The biggest dumps came on days when every fucking big institution and hedge fund needed CASH and was willing to sell ANYTHING to get it

Increasingly the fed made it easier and easier for them to get cash without selling.

And long term it's going to mean heavy asset price inflation.

So people with money are kind of dumb if they're not buying in at least a little.

Plus if we are moving faster than previous crashes, we might actually enter the relief rally faster than previous crashes. It might be even faster than that due to fed support.

I went $140k->$4.3m predicting crash before it happened, $4.3m->$3.2m predicting relief rally early and then getting scared and then joining the bearish spirit here.

But now it looks like I will hopefully go $3.2m-> $4m if today's gains hold and maybe more if this is the relief rally and it continues.

I want to predict what comes after the relief rally (even if we're not in it yet and this is just a big bulltrap) so I can repeat the $140k->$4.3m again. Does anyone know what's coming?

I think there are two obvious outcomes but would love other perspectives:
1. The eventual relief rally turns into gradual upward crawl, essentially a v shaped recovery.
2. The eventual relief rally turns into the long slow dump like we saw in the great depression.
3. The eventual relief rally has a lot of downward fundamentals that WOULD cause a long slow dump like in the great depression, but the fed pumping was way too much and cancels it out so we go sideways.... Or even higher? This differs from case 1. in that stock prices recover but the economy is still fucked. And maybe they fucking skyrocket a year later when there is a vaccine and people get back to work.


Let's stop predicting what happens every day for +/-10-20% and predict weeks in advance for +1,000-2,000% guys.

H

PRINTER BROKE

PRINTER BROKE

PRINTER BROKE

PRINTER BROKE

>>18102498
>How’s everyone doing today?

>>18102490
>The jobs numbers fit the projections

lmao its literally double the projection. Market is pumping on hot air from unlimited QE.

>>18102236
>>18102433
He's right.
Put aside 1 million. You don't want to think back to that time that you made it and lost everything because you couldn't take profits.....
Speaking from personal AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Holy shit.
I FUCKING TOLD YOU SMUG FUCKERS NOT TO GET TOO COCKY!!!

GOLDMAN ALREADY CRASHED THE MARKET WITH THE UNEMPLOYMENT SHIT LAST WEEK!!!
I'm holding... I hope we dump when the bill is actually signed.

I HATE FIGHTING THE FED
I'M NOT GOING TO BOTHER WITH THE BEARISH SIDE EXCEPT AS A HEDGE AFTER THIS SHIT.

Worst consequence of being bull is you pay too much and own more good companies.

>>18102394
>https://finance.yahoo.com/video/peter-tuchman-tests-positive-coronavirus-154908444.html
shit. thanks.

does anyone agree with the argument that: with enough time, effort, resources, computing power, etc, we could predict the market?

are human beings, at both individual and collective levels, predictable?

>>18101628
>Sqqq at 20
THIS CAN NOT BE HABBENING! GOD PLEASE!!

>>18102113
Teach me senpai.

Also congrats on making it

>everyone on /biz/ selling SQQQ at a loss
Does this mean I should buy it now?

>>18102290
Safe investment in this case is literally spreading the money across several banks that give you a high yield. Can probably find one that gives more simply due to how much you have aka ur a vip to them just make sure not to stick more than 250k per bank.

>all these people crying about not catching the bottom
Have none of these people ever hear about averaging down and investing incrementally?

Bros... I'm starting to think my 04/08 $195 SPY puts arent gonna make it...

>>18102498
>SQQQ
>hitting $31 again
I fucking wish but BRRRRRRR is too strong

>>18102521
Just a jam.

>>18102503
that's why you sit on the sideline, keep your powder dry, and wait till clown world falls apart under its own weight. Corona-Chan will start putting boomers in the fucking dirt en masse soon enough and the positivity from the stimulus and optimism in american exceptionalism (muh it can't happen here) will all fall apart and the markets will crater

>>18102530
Flattening the curve is a bald faced lie designed to prevent panic. It cannot possibly work.
https://medium.com/@joschabach/flattening-the-curve-is-a-deadly-delusion-eea324fe9727

>>18102544
No, because it's impossible to predict how you will respond to learning the 'final' piece of unknown knowledge.

Sorry bobo

>boomers turning the economy into a time bomb that wont blow until they can recapture the full value of their 401k and pull it out of the market without a single care for the world they are leaving for their children and grandchildren

Day of the pillow when

>>18101680
r u gunna hold what u have?

>>18102433
Yeah dude I went from $4.3m to $3.7m and then put aside $2.2m in safe stuff and kept gambling with the rest.

>>18102367
>infinite money printing so expect green.
Priced in we go down now

>>18102553
>250k per bank

if you add a beneficiary they are also insured, most banks allow for up to three titles on one account, so could be joint or individual with two bens for 750k insurance

>>18102530
Just capitulate already Bobo
Lingering in the bargaining phase will only maximize your loss
Flip and buy calls now

>bought ford at 4.03
did i do smart?

Why is the fucking stock market going up??????
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Reminder that even though coronavirus has the economy shutdown, there's also going to ironically be less crime, less school shootings, less terrorism, etc. It's only up from here unless the death count passes 10k by the end of the month, which seems very unlikely. The lockdowns/shelter in place are really effective right now (even if hospitals are at capacity, they're just shipping them to other states that aren't hotspots yet). I would try to ride the bull wave for at least until next week before deciding to dump for end of April/May, as I think we will go down but not as soon as you all think (unless something really fucked up happens). Also, more stimulus bills incoming.

>>18102544
Great album anon.

>>18102523
I saw people saying ~3 mil, this is Wall Street expectations not the official projections.

>>18102584
flattening the curve at 10,000 infections per week is really an accomplishment

>>18101628
Insider Here Also Check Them.
Today The Markets Have Proved That We Have Reveresed The Bear Cycle And Have Transversified Into The Favor Of A more Bullish Type Of Market. My Collegues Are Telling Me That The DOW Jones Industry Average Shall Approach And Surpass Up to USD$ 40,000 to USD$ 55,000

>>18102621
>new york burned down
>this is bullish, nobody can rob their banks

>>18102591
I am it’ll go down eventually may not be today but tomorrow or Monday I think we are in for a large drop

>>18102559
They were the same people that thought they would catch the bottom and called DCA useless because of it. You have to realize that the vast majority here are retarded, that's about it

WHY is SSL up 49% today?
Short squeeze?

>>18102591
the other never went thru, I have zero SQQQ at the moment

>>18102587
can you be more specific / in depth please?

wtf was that

I found a job dispite being in the middle of a global economic and biological crisis and I am making good gains today on long term investments.
I'll also be receiving trumpbux.

Things are looking up guys

>>18102589
Now. Go lick a doorknob of your local retirement home.

KO is slowly dying wtf

>>18102612
sell signal

>>18102649
what job

>>18102665
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NEW
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NEW
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>>18102618
EOM rebalancing by major funds
Record fiscalstimulus
Record Brrrr
Everyone going back to work after Easter

>>18102649
congrats
post ur feet

>>18102569
You really don’t think it’ll come crashing down?

>>18102593
nice

>>18102589
Don't worry bro, they'll find a way to blame everyone else but themselves. I'm praying for hyperinflation at this point, their 401ks will be worthless.

>>18102523
Imagine how big the pump will be post-virus then

What of the fed went too far?

I think we might make much larger returns by taking positions farther ahead while they're cheaper guys

>>18102647
Don't have a cow, man

>>18102660
>Go lick a doorknob of your local retirement home.
I dont fucking have it REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18102643
Could be. It was definitely the most oversold of everything I was looking at, but I'm not familiar with South African oil politics so I figured maybe there was a chance the state there would let it go under and that's what was depressing the price. I stopped buying around 3.16.

>>18102481
I forgot about that. All that risk and you lose it to taxes. Where's my bailout when i lose all my money on options

>>18102524
Lol you’ll be okay anon! Don’t worry

>>18101949
You're an idiot if you think movie theaters and restaurants aren't going to be booming as soon as the virus is done.

>>18102503
yeah... but everyone knows everything we know, so it's foolish to act like we know more than the market because we know those things.

>>18102584
looks like bullshit to me, but I'm only skimming. Can literally anyone write for this site? Isn't this the place that also pimped L*nk in a ton of articles?
the point of "flattening the curve" is to limit the number of people getting hospitalized at the same time. It's just to lessen the number who will die because the can't get treatment when the numbers surge. If they get infected later on, we should be able to handle it better.

>>18102612
f-fuck off gab
lying lazy slut

DOMP IT

THEY MADE THE CALL

Can someone call Ackman onto CNBC again?
Could really use a dump right about now.

>>18102636
Unironically true, because even when tangible value goes down, stocks go up soon after because of all the work that needs to be done. Even as retarded as it is.

>>18102708
I was buying til 2.75 then saw maybe it would go under but volume has been insane so somebody accumulating ? Takeover stake?

>>18102663
CHEAPIES

>>18102647
>1m chart

>>18102546
Ty :)

I don't know what I'm doing though. Ackerman made like 100x on his hedges for this virus.

I made maybe 26x including all my trades till now by basically picking the right direction but not knowing how to get the best profit from being right about it.

Also I'm lucky because I initially started responsibily with like 10-20% of my net worth on a very sure bet with a very high payoff, now I'm more like 30-40% of my net worth on less sure bets with much lower payoff potential.

There's a >50% probability I'm just a gambling degenerate right now after making a single right prediction (covid gonna crash market) once.

>>18101878
Yes. But my 200p for 3/27 is dead in the water.
Fuck the fed. Fuck Trump. Fuck jews, niggers and FUCK JANNIES.

>>18102588

>>18102326
>and do what with it lmao
make arsenical bronze, then trade it

>>18102841
what did you buy to take advantage of the corona crash? vxx? spxs?

>>18101715
No. This is a completely irrational bull trap that's so long it's also a bear trap. The S&P 500 is more manipulated than any top ten shitcoin.

>>18102544
Fucking 10/10 masterpiece

>>18102241
Thanks bud. I really need to start messing around with more of the functionalities of this program.

>>18103075
>Update
so when du u think the trap will end??!?!?! april? so i have to hold my sqqq and sdow til april?

>>18102544
Disagree. On a certain level many things are stochastic, and there are always events that are outside the scope of any predictive model. At best you can develop a probabilistic model that will be right on average.

>>18103197
Don't, get out when you can.

Statistically you are fucked if you wait 10 days.

>>18102559
That’s boring and doesn’t enable people’s degenerate gambling addiction.

>>18102436
thanks professor

>>18102841
as someone who also got lucky and made a lot of money during the crypto bubble and then lost it all almost overnight im telling you to get out now while you still can. don't take 50%, 75% out. take it ALL out. you're an idiot that hit the jackpot and nothing more. acknowledge this and be thankful for what you've made and get out now. put everything in the bank, or better yet, get a safe and keep the money physically with you, or at least a sizable portion of it. keep working your job for the next year or so while you think up a plan on what to do next with your money. maybe the housing bubble will finally pop with the virus around and you can scoop up property for cheap. just take all your money out now. i know you probably won't take it out but i'm telling you you're going to regret it if you don't.

>>18103197
The trap will last exactly long enough to fuck you over.
Don't hold leveraged ETFs long term. Volatility will destroy your gains unless movement is consistent.

>>18102552
unironically yes

if it really is a bull trap and it keeps going up, it will eventually crash. nobody is really buying rn, it's billionaires and feds controlling the market right?
why does volatility fuck over my shorts?

>>18103498
>>18103317
>>18103243

>>18103243
>Statistically you are fucked if you wait 10 days.
???

>>18103646
If you've got a set amount of your portfolio dedicated to proper investing, the past week was a good time to DCA in on your long positions.

If you've got fun money, try to hold only during the day so that you can protect yourself. The market is too unpredictable right now. TA can give you some information, but don't think you can predict the market.

I exited my SPXL position that I bought EOD Friday/early Monday and bought SPXU today. The logic is that this relief rally is not based on strong fundamentals. Fear and panic is still strong within the market. Look at the sell-off at the end of the day yesterday. People we not confident in the market enough to hold on to their positions and panic sold to take profits. I wouldn't be surprised to see that behavior again. Keep an eye on news, futures, pre-market, and after-market moves to gauge sentiment. If you're lucky, you can DCA on your long positions and use your fun money to get your gambling fix riding the waves up and down.