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Anonymous Thu Mar 26 06:16:52 2020 No.18095711 [DELETED]

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>friend tells me a girl in class likes me at the beginning of the year
>i like her too
>3 months pass and I never talked to her because im too pussy
>make it clear that im a retarded shy autist through my actions the whole time
>was finally about to talk to her
>coronabreak happens

What are the odds I can salvage this when I go back to uni in three weeks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 06:19:43 2020 No.18095738 File: 99 KB, 732x732, problem.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18095711 >3 months pass and I never talked to her because im too pussy WTF is your problem?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 06:22:17 2020 No.18095767 >was finally about to talk to her No you were not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 06:24:39 2020 No.18095790 even without corona u know within that split second u going to suppress asking her out

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 06:28:33 2020 No.18095828 File: 1.03 MB, 264x360, hopkins.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18095711 Next time you meet, explain to her that her love for you is already >PRICED IN then tell her how about the mad gains from your high IQ SQQQ puts

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 06:28:48 2020 No.18095830 File: 85 KB, 641x626, 1556008031526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18095738 >>18095767 >>18095790 So what are the odds I can fix this shit when I go back? Can you even still keep a womans interest in you for that long

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 06:30:12 2020 No.18095841 Say your grandma died and you were depressed

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 06:30:36 2020 No.18095846 File: 229 KB, 670x654, PUSS MAN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18095830 No. Women are fickle. But go for it anyway. You have nothing to lose now. That pussy is the dragon and your dick is the sword! Strike without fear young knight!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 06:39:40 2020 No.18095935 >>18095711 She's been home on tinder hard mate. Lots of spare room and time now...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 06:44:02 2020 No.18095981 File: 115 KB, 575x601, 1579714629936.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18095846 >>18095935 Just fuck my shit up

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 06:45:13 2020 No.18095992 File: 103 KB, 732x732, professional anime and disney expert.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18095981 UNSHEATHED YOUR SWORD LAD! DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS AND SLAY HER DRAGON PUSSY!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 07:01:21 2020 No.18096139 File: 4 KB, 199x151, 1554561437014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18095992 She's probs texting some other guy rn

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 07:02:25 2020 No.18096150 File: 61 KB, 663x680, 51922990_2288399294733014_3760028234638573604_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18096139 GO OUT THERE YOU ABSOLUTE FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 07:11:11 2020 No.18096230 >>18095711 >>18095830 >>18095981 >>18096139 haha get cucked boii. could've rawdogged her by now lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 07:12:14 2020 No.18096241 /biz/ - Business & Finance

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 07:15:11 2020 No.18096269
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>>18096139
There are two rules one must always remember when talking to women.

1) That aint your girl, thats just your turn

You must capitalize of any and all possible opportunities that come your way. Its not always that the goal posts are unattended, or that a perfect assist comes your way my child. Moments like these are rare and fleeting.

But worry not my child. Even if a golden opportunity seems to have passed you by, even if there maybe some other fuckboy in the picture, never forget:

2) Goalies get scored on all the time

The only thing keeping you from scoring is your own self doubt. Once you internalize these words you'll be a golden boot striker bagging 50 goals a season. No go my son, unleash your pent up glory on the world for all to see.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 07:15:43 2020 No.18096277 >>18095711 you need to be 18 or older to post here fag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:11:38 2020 No.18096919 >3 months pass You're in the friend zone now I'm afraid. Why should a woman be attracted to a beta cuck who can't take initiative? It's hardwired in their genes to despise timid men.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:13:10 2020 No.18096941 >>18095711 you're going to be 27 some day, and your only dating prospects will be obese single mom's on tinder. quit being a fucking pussy or else this is your future.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:14:06 2020 No.18096960 File: 12 KB, 258x245, 1554818100390.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18095828

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:25:49 2020 No.18097127 >>18096919 >>18096941 Yeah I see her in three weeks though. This quarantine thing really fucked shit up. I'd be back in uni by now if it werent for this fucking shit and I could ask her out. FMl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:27:49 2020 No.18097157 >>18095711 You cant, youre a retard autist, remember?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:28:39 2020 No.18097171 >>18095711 Go the fuck back to /pol/ Other boards actually post on topic you retarded faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:29:12 2020 No.18097186 File: 299 KB, 600x600, 1563410520480.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18097157

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:35:28 2020 No.18097305 >>18097186 Hey dude, I have a hot gf with g cup tits and it's great. She has a high sex drive and is madly in love with me. She would do anything to make me happy. I simply asked her on a date. The rest is history.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:42:49 2020 No.18097470 Boys should I make an instagram to dm her? I dot feel like doig it but someone sugested that i should

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:43:56 2020 No.18097492 >>18097470 Ahahaha no, that is desperate as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:45:48 2020 No.18097555 >>18097492 Yeah I thought so. Fuck it ima just wait this break out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:53:36 2020 No.18097758 File: 610 KB, 640x640, 02EEF3BF-3102-435E-8BF4-2973039EA3F0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18095711 >>18096230 >>18096941 >>18096269 >>18095846 Glad to know you aren’t the 144. Keep defiling yourselfs

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 08:58:17 2020 No.18097856 File: 295 KB, 850x850, 1578887440675.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18096230 >>>/blacktwitter/

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