/biz/ - Business & Finance

VZ it is I guess

>>18091764
LITERALLY WHAT AM I BUYING TOMORROW

>>18091771
I work at VZ. Big layoffs coming FYI

Will bears feast tomorrow?

>>18091781
gold

did you price in the fact that i'm going to fap before taking a shower

ahem* for any newcomers
THE STIMULUS IS PRICED IN THAT'S WHY THE FUTURES ARE RED

>>18091781
VZ and F Puts

>coof

>retards think its priced in

What is the best thing a beginner with only 3k to play with should do? Its my first time trading.

>>18091784
Fug :DDDDDDD

MAYBE I WONT START TRADING THEN

>>18091786
It's been priced in

>>18091793
Riced in.

>>18091793
Sure did. Lube stocks are about to moon though

>>18091809
get 22k more

>>18091797
Oh yeah because futures are really looking that bad bobo

>>18091798
F puts? That's anti American.

I'll take 3.

>>18091827
no confidence if that isnt hitting limit up after the bill passed desu

WHERES THE DUMP??? YOU ALL SAID THE BILL WAS PRICED IN

>>18091803
It's been cocked in.

>>18091764
Where are we on this cycle?

>>18091809
Penny stock. MFA
CCL

>>18091856
Return to normal

Finna dump this SDOW tomorrow for big gains and buy up TQQQ

>>18091833
Kek. F and GE puts will print tomorrow screenshot this.

>>18091856
Return to normal

CONT:

>>18091741
Just dividens?

Basically a call is purchasing a bunch of shares at a lower price and betting they will go up && puts are to opposite of that.

When you buy a call you can only loose what you bought, so, if you pay 1$ for 100 shares (every option you buy will be in sets of 100) then the gains you can make, theoretically, are infinite as long as it goes up not down. With calls you are better the stock will go up.


Puts; this is why they are dangerous, puts are betting the market will go down, but, if it goes up you can, theoretically, loose infinite money.

You can only sell when your options hit the strike price or higher/lower than sed strike price.

Don't bet on puts unless you know what you are doing man, You can ruin your life. I am new too and I only have dividends. I will make more than enough from the dividends aone.
At least enough to keep generating passive income ontop of my savings and job. Be smart don't be stupid.

I do plan on placing some calls in the future if I Can wrangle up the cash.

>>18091747
Lol, you think -1 is scary after all the site we just saw in the last month? We broke records for 4 solid days in a row in many different faucets.

>>18091847
>-1%=no confidence
Ok doomer

>>18091856
Return to normal, new paradigm was yesterday. Bulltrap was afterhours.

fuck calls, just buy spxl

>>18091856

bear trap

>>18091848
In the morning after the jobs report at 8:30, we'll see!

>>18091856
Return to normal. Cramer and CNBC were using the n word all day

Tomorrow:
>Jobless numbers
>1000 coronadeaths in America
>America takes title of "most cases"
>Trump says something stupid

It's over. people are talking general strike and rent strikes. We can finally bury capitalism. fuck bougy scum and fuck landlords. REVOLUTION NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

I need to clap them cheeks

>>18091895
Ok doomer, still feeling bullish

>>18091879
cope

>>18091895
more accurate cope

>>18091882
>DOW will go to 80,000 by May and 10,000 by July
based

The unemployment numbers and the corona cases tomorrow will pull everyone back to reality that we're heading into a recession.

>>18091874
Walt what? In a buy put you can only lose your equity not more. Sell puts idk about

>>18091901

I’m just hijacking this post to tell you guys I’ve never gotten more (you)’s than pretending to be a landlord and dabbing on leftists. You can literally derail entire threads by yourself. It’s hilarious

>>18091874
Calls and puts are contracts, not actual shares. You don't know what you're talking about. Please research before spreading false information. Thanks.

>>18091932
Kek nicely done

>>18091932
based and also coincidentally priced in

>>18091901
>this post is extremely low quality
>this post is off topic
>this user is underage
such a hard choice

>>18091950
(you)'s are definitely priced in.

I don’t respect women, bros

>>18091935
This. Nothing worse than someone talking out of their ass when they dont actually know anything

>>18091809
Swing trade the S&P with or without leverage.
No leverage:
>SPY (long)
3x leverage
>SPXL for 3x (long)
>SPXS for 3x (short).

>>18091874
That's literally all wrong you fucking retard.

Ez money from noob bulls ))))

>>18091856
stealth phase

>>18091972
You shouldnt

>>18091764
how do i short cheesecake

>>18091972
but jewish women are already priced in anon

>>18091890
>>18091879
>>18091870
>>18091866
Yeah I thought so too. Possibly still returning to normal but I'm expecting an absolute bloodbath next week. Should I get back into TVIX pre hours tonight, tomorrow or Friday right before closing?

>>18091803
YOURE PRICED IN

>>18091856
delusion.

>>18091972
Based&pricedin.

>>18091935
That's nit picking.
The point of what I said makes sense.
This is the /smg/ equivalent of huffing your own farts and correcting people on minute gramatical errors.

>>18091978
>This.

>>18091992
$CAKE

literally

>>18091803
The Stimulus is unironically priced in though, anon, simple as

>>18091972
Good that means you have a chance at making it.

we got too cocky priced in bros

>>18091993
Thats a man

>>18091972
yea they dont respect you either incel

>>18091982
What is wrong about what I said?
That is literally what you are doing. You are bying 100 shares of a stock and then selling it for that price when it goes up, if, it goes up/down. That's the "contract"

>>18091992
Priced in, my friend.

>>18092032
thats priced in

>>18091932
I've seen some of your work browsing around and it gave me several hearty chuckles

What possible news could cause a double circuit breaker day?

>>18091990
Get the fuck out of here naked Snake!

>>18092034
that's what beatings and physical intimidation was created for

>>18092019
The bottom has been priced in bobo

>>18091833
>>18091869
my $6.5 F calls for $1 a piece printed today, and im going to buy puts first thing in the morning kek

>>18092046
The job report, it isn't priced in yet, unironically the stimulus is.

>>18092046
Trump getting the virus, maybe.

>>18092032
if that's a boy he can fuck me in the ass all day not even gay

>>18092053
>SPY 161 4/17p
Bold, anon...

>>18092068
already priced in

>>18092046
X dies of coronavirus, feel free to fill X in yourself
>Morgan Freeman dies of corona
>Fauci dies of corona
>Trump dies of corona (nvm that would be bullish)

>>18092071
Shes ugly dude

>>18092046
Things are going to get spicy when America hits 100,000 cases on Saturday.

what are your guys favorite $1 options right now? i saw some in xerox today but when i tried to buy them for $1 the price instantly went up to $48 despite there was no buyers (i even got the robinhood warning saying i was the only buyer) wtf is that shit?

Do not buy this "dip." Do not trust this "rally." It has been priced in.

>>18092059
The priced in stimulus is priced in bearcucks.

how will bobo ever recover lmao

>>18092044

They all swarm at you like angry bees with the most obvious bullshit bait. I don’t know how they make it through each day without dying of a heart attack

>>18092032
i'm pricing you in anon!

>>18092046
Earthquake in LA or some sort of black out

>>18092039
Calls are the right to buy the contract (100 shares) for the strike price. Puts are the right to sell the contract for the strike price. Buying a call is buying the right, selling the call is selling the right. I advise you to only buy options as selling as no limit for loss. These are not obligations as you can exercise when buying or be exercised when selling.

>>18092107
Pics or if didn't happen I need to see this shit.

>>18092127
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18091813
you thinking it's priced in is priced in

>>18092083
yeah it was probably dumb but it was the only SPY put i could afford at the time. i got $600 tied up in groceries, im hoping it pays off in a couple months

I don't respect price ins, bros.

A terrorist attack tomorrow isn't priced in. There probably won't be one, but you know, there might. If you were a durka seeking mass casualties it would be a great time to bomb a hospital. The FBI just stopped a Natsoc trying to do the same thing. Or an earthquake, there could always be a massive earthquake in Japan at pretty much any time.

California fighting the inevitable fires while still under lockdown will be interesting to watch.

>>18092039
You are paying a premium for the RIGHT but not the OBLIGATION to but 100 shares of stock at the strike price. If the price does not reach the strike price it will expire worthless and you will have only lost the premium

>>18091786
>dog
Is this BEAR TRAP?

>>18091809
Buy 3k of 5/15 215 SPY puts

>>18092145
Ok incel

>>18092143
Ah shit my mind has been priced in!!!!

>>18092167
i remember watching that live

>>18092181
The poster confirmed for inner city nigglet

>>18092155
So how do I see all these bear cucks loosing -25k off puts?

>>18092120

Bullish and priced in

>>18092196
They put in >=25k for their puts.

>>18092181
We never did find out what happened to my pet goat

>>18092196
They bet big lol they bought a shit load of contracts which didnt pay off

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

uh ohhh how will the bulls ever recover from this???

>>18092214
>>18092216
Oh, I see, my mistake then.

>buy puts for 2 stocks at yesterdays close
>both companies go up 5% and 35% the next day

fuck me

>>18092220

Unironically bullish and priced in

>>18092109
exactly, buy and hold, everything has been priced in

>>18092230
what companies anon?

butte

>>18091784
Brainlet here, layoffs mean I buy or no?

>>18092271
Always buy

>>18092111
The stimulus is priced in, exactly. :)

>>18091786
No

>>18092293
The truth is that it was priced in from the start

>>18092311
anon the stimulus is priced in, why on earth would tomorrow be green?

>>18092331
Because unemployment is priced in

>>18092316

>>18092271
always buy, line only go up

>>18092293
not as much as the fear of the multi year recession was priced in because fear is a stronger emotion than greed

>>18092351
how about I price you in anon!

$100,000,000 to Nasa, $20,000,000,000 to the USPS $300,000,000 to the Endowment for the Arts $300,000,000 for the Endowment for the Humanities $15,000,000 for Veteran's Employment Training / for when the GI Bill isn't enough $435,000,000 for mental health support $30,000,000,000 for the Department of Education stabilization fund/ because that will keep people employed $200,000,000 to Safe Schools Emergency Response to Violence Program $300,000,000 to Public Broadcasting / NPR $500,000,000 to Museums and Libraries / $720,000,000 to Social Security Admin / but get this only 200,000,000 is to help people. The rest is for admin costs $25,000,000 for Cleaning supplies for the Capital Building / I ** you not it's on page 136 $25,000,000 additional salary for House of Representatives p134 $3,000,000,000 upgrade to the IT department at the VA $315,000,000 for State Department Diplomatic Programs $95,000,000 for the Agency of International Development $300,000,000 for International Disaster Assistance $300,000,000 for Migrant and Refugee Assistance pg 147 $90,000,000 for the Peace Corp pg 148 $13,000,000 to Howard University pg 121 $107,000,000 Millenium Change Corporation pg 153 $492,000,000 Grants to National Railroad Passenger Corporation (Amtrak) pg 167 $526,000,000 Grants to Amtrak to remain available if needed through 2021 pg 168 $3,000,000 Martime Adminstration pg 172 $5,000,000 Salaries and Expensive Office of the Inspector General pg 172 $2,500,000 Public and Indian Housing pg 175 $5,000,000 Community Planning and Development pg 175 $2,500,000 Office of Housing $1,500,000,000 Tenant-Based Rental Assistance Office of Public and Indian Housing. 1,000,000,000 of which can be used as "additional administrative and other expenses". pg 176 $720,000,000 to the public housing fund pg 177 $100,000,000 for Community Block Grants for Native Americans pg 183 $250,000,000 for Housing Block Grants for Tribes pg182 AIDS $130,000,000 for AIDS

>>18092042
what's bella delphine's real name anyway?

>>18092382
Please don't!

>>18092415
thanks for the easy to read formatting

>>18092034
dilate

>>18092415
pg186 $5,000,000,000 in Homeless Assistance pg 193 $100,000,000,000 for Rental Assistance - pg 198 An additional $7,000,000 enforce the Fair Housing Act - 203 Complete overhaul of the Deficit Reduction Act of 2005 page 296 Undisclosed amount, for the outreach and education of the public on the existence and use of the ACA Health Care Exchanges - page 339


>sauce
https://d3i6fh83elv35t.cloudfront.net/static/2020/03/FINAL-FINAL-CARES-ACT.pdf?fbclid=IwAR1R34TOPyCE_MJ-IkwneupgrRmRKPZPNbbhcpqAYxZdiy_ze95L5WkoKKI

>>18092415
>13 mil to Howard University
YAMERO

>>18092415
what the fuck is this nonsense. where is this money going to come from.

>>18092359
Booooooo! Imma ghost!

>>18092438
from the backs of savers and low yield investors

>>18092415
$25,000,000 additional salary for House of Representatives

highly highly based

>>18092427
NYEAH EHH. just typing away. let the fingers fly

>>18092095
Prince Charles just got the Chinese corona virus yesterday and he is 71 years old.

>>18092438
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>18092438
Thin air. It's imaginary

>>18092196
along with what others said, the value of options can easily go to zero, i.e. 100% loss.
whereas a wrong turn on actual assets will generally only mean a small % loss.

>>18092455
puh riced inn

>>18092455
yea but hes a blue blooded reptilian who already has the vaccine. whats your point.

unrelated to that, the stimulus bill still has to be passed in the house

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/25/senate-passes-2-trillion-coronavirus-stimulus-package.html

Usa r0 is under 1

Expect a flattish curve for a week then a falloff
Ny is obviousky going to take longer for this trend to show sadly rip

>>18092455
Is it just me or are his eyes noticeably close together

>>18092490
What makes you think that, the numbers are still growing exponentially today despite lockdowns everywhere

>>18092423
man dat image, saved!

>>18092490
>believes chinas numbers
>exponential growth
>increasing lockdowns
>massive positive numbers in citites testing
>many counties all over the country still reporting low numbers of testing
>cant wait for the easter back to work party

ok anon

>>18092455
>media: Charles is doing ok and resting in his castle In Scotland
>media: joe is super sick and coughing blood and needs a ventilator!!!! There’s not enough ventilators!!!!!!! We need ventilators!!!!!! Hospitals are over capacity!!!!!

>>18092480
if he dies did you just debunk the illuminati?

>>18092497
now that you say it, you're right

>>18092455
King Williams here we come?

>>18092532
It only kills 10-15% of old people that get it, not 100%. Retard.

https://youtu.be/e0QbbnIYa0M

THIS RICH MOTHERFUCKER
NOT A SINGLE WORRY IN HIS LIFE
HANGING OUT IN HIS IVORY TOWER WHILE WE’RE ALL DYING OF PLAGUE

AND HE GETS THE SAME FREE CORONABUCKS AS THE REST IF US?!
WHERES THE JUSTICE???

>>18092504
i think we should expect an exponential decay in cases soon, but the inflection point can't really be predicted easily, especially when patient sentiment and testing criteria evolves on a daily basis

I refuse to touch options desu

>>18092455
Oh no... only ~80% chance of survival, might as well start etching the gravestone...
>>18092438
It’s coming from selling treasuries tho innit? You’re welcome.

>>18092415
All priced in.

>Recovery/Death rate reaches 16%
B-bullish!

Easter will be the all clear date

>>18092614
As funny as this meme is. Its going to be the death of /smg/ maybe even /biz/

>>18092540
>implying blue bloods are Illuminati

>>18092497
>>18092540
I dont see it

We’re going all the way down bois

>>18092556
How do you know? 90-85% of the old people that have got corona are NOT declared well and could die tomorrow. Retard.

>>18092667
nice meme line

>>18092667
it's going to hit 14888

>>18092649
i've no idea dude, it's all the same to me

futures can't even push -1%... unironically priced in

>>18092697
you have been deceived

>>18092636
You could say, It's been priced in

This guy who is talking now is really annoying.
Also how ngmi am I if I've never heard Bernie or my own senator speak until a few moments ago.

>>18092636
Brrr is a lot worse and more prevalent. Heck my (4chanlet) friend saw the printers in lightning speed without me sharing it with him and I think it's all over nomie-internet too. I think priced in will cool down again once some newfrens get used to here.

>>18092693
>>18092695
Nobody is prepared for the incoming

>>18092636
Definitely the brrrrrr meme is more cancerous. And incorrect. I still can’t believe how lazy people are that they refuse to learn what repo is.

Now what’s going on with moneymarket funds and the moneymarket curve and why people are making the convoluted trades they’re making there... I don’t understand that shit at all.

>>18092745
What's the problem the lines going up my dude

>>18092745
One of my favorite things to do is write overly complex tautologies in public spaces.

>>18092622
Y'know I bought the small sample size meme at first but 135,000 closed cases and it's still 15% fatal?

>>18092730
What guy. Are you still watching fucking lawmakers bluster and grandstand? Fuckkng Lol if tru.

As far as the newfigs... I just want them to leave.

>>18092580
Are you fucking high? We're nowhere near peak. We're at least 1 more week for NY peak, and everywhere else is latent by 1-2 weeks behind them. Even in my bumfucked shithole rural dystopia the hospital director is expecting 1/3 of the population will be infected at peak. That's with a population density of like 1.1/km. This might not even be the bad surge, if you look at 1918, it went bump then bang. Hardly a good model for 2020, but the top guns of the nation are betting on a second and possibly third surge, either of which could be worse than the prior.

I speculate decay won't be exponential, either, it'll have people with compromised immune system bedridden longer than children who won't be as fucked up as adults, who won't be as fucked up as the elderly. And the latency between symptom yield can be as long as 14 days.

None of that is the scary part, it's over-occupied hospitals. Going into triage instead of being able to properly treat people and having to juggle things like heart attacks and strokes between CoV and all of that. Then the logistical issues it'll cause as it permeates through the workforce as we start to recover from the initial phases. And what do we do when everybody has a fat debt bill up their ass while they were unemployed?

Supplies are still disrupted from the initial panic, Q1 reports are going to be distorted and Q2 is going to be short without a doubt.

Companies are going to be getting downgraded left and right out of this. Oil prices, as things are actually traded, are infeasibly low right now. Demand might have hit it's ATH, there's a reasonable chance telecommuting will actually be the big buzz for a while.

$SPY 200 4/15

>>18092780
lol epic meme!

Green until 3:50pm where we go all the way to 200.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-26/fed-chair-powell-to-make-rare-tv-interview-appearance-thursday

Jerome coming on TV an hour before the unemployment numbers release tomorrow...what is he up to now?

>>18092764
>>18092765
It’s almost...too perfect

>>18092800
Noooo they can't just repost the meme on reddit without crediting Anonymous!

>>18092791
I did a fly out to recover a set of lungs in MA yesterday, they made us bring our own masks and gowns...

>>18092800
It’s actually fucking creative though... because that’s how viruses work. I hate the meme but I thought this was a good use of it.

You know what? You’re a bitter faggot. Fuck you. I hope everyone you care about gets the coof.

>>18092768
>Just a flu bro
I thought that for a while too, but then it became clear its fucking not and was begging my boomer parents to stay inside. This shit is way scarier than the flu.

>>18092855
It's ok I laughed at your meme anon.

>>18092780
Yea I have it on in the background, It's a bit interesting because I've never listened in on government in action. However this guy talking is a total loser

Also that picture is definitely my favorite one of the bunch.

>>18092855
>it's creative
>uninformed and lazy "print money" meme
Fuck off, retard

>>18092423
wtf this img made me sad post gore instead geez

>>18092824
haha I drew a pp

>>18092127
I'm already priced in

>VIX futures +4%
Guys?????

>>18092653
How about now?

>>18092256
qantas and afterpay

>>18092883
Can you see?

>>18092879
I was searching for some onahole tf hentai but everything I have on my phone is in one giant clover folders so have a mid summer 2019 meme from /sci/ instead

>>18092906
vix isn't a good indicator anymore.
US10Y is a better one

>>18092883
based

>>18092768
21181/467594*100 = 4.53% mortality (with lots of room to increase)

but that includes all age groups, could very well be 15% for the older people

>>18092923
Lmao

hey is the weekl-

>priced in

nvm found it

>>18092932
explain your train of though

>>18092953
(113770-73773)/(467594-81661)*100 = only 10.36% recovered

removing china's numbers from the equation because they are obvious lies

>>18092791
i just mean the number of new cases per day won't be as large as on the previous day. growth will start to look linear and then logarithmic. it will still take a very long time to get down to zero cases like you said, i agree. but i also agree with other poster that R0 should be very low right now, even less than 1, which would mean exponential backoff, however slow it happens to be.

>>18092987
wrong thread?

>>18092987
What kind of fetish is this?

>>18093017
women are holes

>>18091764
can someone unironically tell me if i'm understanding this correctly?
(this is all hypothetical but numbers taken from Robinhood)

I'm looking at buying puts for QQQ.
If the bill doesn't pass and unemployment is bad enough i predict that QQQ would go down and my SQQQ would go up. That's my logic to it going down thus buying a put.

So I could buy a put right now and these are the stats:
Strike Price :$200
Break Even :$178.57
to Break Even:-2.22%
% change :+8.01%
change :+$1.57
Price :$21.43

So if I buy this and it goes down to $160 and i exercise my option to buy that would mean:
I buy 100 shares at $160 ($16,000)
I pay the premium of $21.43 ($2143)
I sell 100 shares at $200 ($20,000)
which leaves me with $1857 profit sitting in my account right?

Do i understand this shit?
and it's just opposite for buying a call correct? just hoping the value goes up and the other person has to buy at the strike price (and i pay them my premium).

yeah? Also for robinhood, as long as it's a net gain would i need to have that $22,143 in my account ready to go at the time of pulling the trigger on the put?

My bankruptcy is priced in bros.

>>18093001
no, onahole tf is a bearish indicator

>>18093017
inanimate tf is a perfectly normal fetish for normal people

>>18093023
also i obviously don't fully get it all so i'm not doing any options just yet. just holding some sqqq

>>18093001
>>18092987
He is this guy >>18092923 and he meant that for anon. This is what happens when you phone post recklessly

Anyway priced in niggers, on the stimulus bill it says you can withdraw your 401k without any penalties if you were fiscally negatively impacted by corona
I only have about 6k in there since I started working.
>Take that shit and stick it in a roth IRA instead?
>All in on SPY puts?
>Savings account?
>Hookers and cocaine?
>Other?

>>18093023
>actually exercising options
nah that shit's for banks, just buy a cheap option out of the money in the direction you think the market is going and sell it when it goes from like 1c to 5c

>>18093068
so is the original post correct? like would that be how it played out? given that qqq dropped to $160 a share?

>>18093038
Fair enough

>>18092987
I want to fuck this drawing.

GOD DAMN IT IM NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO ORDER AN ONAHOLE FROM GLORIOUS NIPPON NOW. ESPECIALLY THAT 20KG ONE. TRADE IS GOING TO BE FUCKED FOR SO LONG.

>>18092046
Bernie dying would make the bulls go cooming.

>>18092953
(21181-3285)/(467594-81661)*100 = 4.64%

fixed, more accurate without china's numbers

>>18093125
Why? Bernie's not even really running for President anymore unless Biden dies of yellow fever

>>18091979
>SPXL
>SPXS
Is it smart to buy equal amount of both, and just sell on different the days whenever they are up?
Given we keep having such volatility.

>>18093151
Because his movement dies with him.
There are many on the Left that don't trust AOC and the other two squad members are Muslims and good luck with them achieving the same pull as Bernie.

>>18093172
Is this bait?

>>18093151
joe biden is such a joke but it's sad that nobody just tells him to live out his autumn days in peace. maybe coach some young people. instead he just keeps embarrassing himself.

>>18093172
bruh

>>18093187
He's right you know.

good to see i sold my boeing stock for a loss this night

please tell me its going to dump beyond belief tomorrow

C'mere
Lemme price you in.

>>18093023

Yeah that's correct. The high premium is due to buying a contract that's in the money (and current market volatility)

>>18093172
...no. If you want to set out volatility plays by betting both sides, you do that with options (strangle, straddle).

>>18093283
I would need to have the $2143 in my account to be able to buy the options though?

I appreciate the help, was hoping that it was making sense to me cause it seemed simple enough but wasn't really sticking

>>18092415
>$300,000,000 to Public Broadcasting / NPR
what in the fucking fuck are you kididng me

>>18092415
>$300,000,000 for Migrant and Refugee Assistance
are they asking for people to protest? what self respecting american would go to work after this theft of tax dollars

>>18092438
It is a mix of BRRR, short term loans (never getting paid back) and a bit of tax theft.

But the americans wanted it, right?

https://mobile.twitter.com/IGSquawk/status/1243065185805275137
alright bobros, all the lights are a comforting red, I gotta sleep now, keep futures down for me will ya?

>>18092438
They print credit out of thin air. Credit being cash. The money then is mostly flowed upwards, and so your dollar is devalued and you see little to no return on inflation, whereas businesses get loads of wealth, and the bulk of the inflation. So, intrinsically speaking, more false money is created (money being a tradeable commodity), and the wealth you currently have in dollars, is being fractionalized to those who have more than you.

Welcome to a country where leaders are either knowingly or unknowingly giving the labors and savings of it's workforce to those at the top.

>>18093634
Same. I can rest easy. Nini bobro. We will have our day tomorrow.

>>18093647
wtf i'm a commie now?

>>18093524
Hey fuck you I like npr.
I want to hear interviews with 90’s indie bands that are reuniting 25 years later, or old interviews with Paul Volcker before he died.

>$25,000,000 additional salary for House of Representatives
Now THAT is fucking egregious.
We’re rewarding these people for how well they’ve prepared the country for this crisis?
>2,500,000 Public and Indian Housing
Uhhhhh we’re giving the house 10 times more than we’re dedicating to getting the homeless off my streets? Also they have to share that with Indians? Wat?
Shit just give it to the military, at least they’ll make some nice explosions for us.

HOW do we let these people determine their own pay? Is this a bribe or what the fuck is going on?

>>18092415
Could you imagine if this kind of shit was broadcasted on fox news instead of the dumb shit that currently is? We'd have senators heads on fuckin pikes

>>18093739
lel, the American people got straight up robbed blind, left nude in the street, because they freaked out over a different type of sniffle-cough-cough

>>18093739
>$25,000,000 additional salary for House of Representatives
>Now THAT is fucking egregious.
>We’re rewarding these people for how well they’ve prepared the country for this crisis?
No.
It's quite literally a bribe so they pass it.

>>18093739
https://www.chron.com/news/article/Fact-Check-Claim-of-congressional-pay-raises-in-15157223.php
But anon this website says they are using it for good!

>>18093850
> “The funding is to support the House’s capability to telework, including for the purchase of equipment and improvements to the network,” Evan Hollander told us in an email. “It will also provide for reimbursement costs for the staff of the House Child Care Center and covers the costs of the House food service contracts. In addition, it will support the Sergeant-At-Arms on continuity of operations matters.”

>He added: “Moreover, Member salaries are funded through the Treasury pursuant to the Constitution and are not funded through appropriations.”

I... so they’re using it to set up video conferencing equipment so they can telecommute to work and not get the virus that I hope kills them all?
And pay their staffers daycare bills?

OK, so there’s 435 members of Congress, which means for each of them, that’s about $57,471.
Is that even enough to afford the newest MacBook Pro? Oh and the lighting to make sure they look good, and the T3 connection or whatever it is the universities use these days... and a secure line?

what the fuck is going on with $DRI?

https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/bihar-s-double-whammy-bird-flu-comes-knocking-in-times-of-coronavirus-1659255-2020-03-24

Is double pandemic priced in?

>>18093987
every turd on indias streets have been priced in

>>18093987
Nope. No no no. Nobody gets out of India for one year. That's enough.

>>18093938
Anon you are missing a big part, they need to pay at least 60k for the contractors to find the best equipment for them and set it up in their homes. If anything they were thinking of the tax dollars and were being stingy with the amount they gave themselves.

Guys what the fuck, I just reopened the Final Bill text and it's a different bill, the one earlier was like a premptive, ~250 pages vs ~800, they got rid of the "no neets allowed" clause. I'm assuming the more recent one is the real one or CSPAN really goofed.

>>18093850
>>18093938
Oh, and because the meme is
>House Democrats are also trying to slip in $25 million to increase their own pay.

They add in this gem:
>Also, as we said, the $25 million funding for the House is included in the Senate version of the package, according to draft legislation posted March 25 by the Senate Appropriations Committee. The measure — which includes $93 million for the legislative branch collectively, including $10 million for the Republican-controlled Senate — has been agreed to in principle by congressional leaders and the White House.

Well that’s easy, 100 members of the senate... so $100,000 per senator? Sounds appropriate...
or maybe because they also have to set up equipment in the senate chamber itself, $250,000 there, and $75,000 for each senator to get zoom video set up by the geek squad.

>>18092032
I wish.

>>18094002
Link from earlier
>https://www.republicanleader.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/CARES Act Final - Mar 2020.pdf
Updated link
>https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/20059055/final-final-cares-act.pdf

>>18093979
Darden restaurants? Don't know. Their earnings was good. Nav may have been good. Maybe short squeeze but it looks like more than that behind the buying.

>>18094001
Your tax dollars at work.
I didn’t earn shit this year, but I look forward to funding these great Americans in the future. Or maybe I’m paying them now, with my future?

>>18094034
>just swamp them with so much paperwork they’ll never get through it all
This is a technique I’ve hear large law firms use to crush the little guy buy filling their offices with boxes upon boxes of paperwork during discovery. They’ll never fine the needle in the haystack if you keep adding hay.

how my little bulls of biz doing?

>>18094080
Yes, you request docs and they send you everything in the world then bill you for time.

>>18094080
>future
No such thing anon.

when are employment numbers due?

>>18092059
I'll believe those numbers as much as numbers coming from China.

>>18094133
5 hours

>>18094019
I need to read the leaf stimulus bill. I bet there is some questionable stuff in that as well. The leaf liberal party attempted to make an aggressive power grab in the first draft. Think Nancy Pelosi's proposed alternative bill but in leaf version government gets to do aaaaaaaallllllll that shit without parliament or senate approval at all. It was pretty much let us be a dictatorship for two years, no questions, please sign and date here, okay deal? Now, the libs are a minority government (can't do shit without getting many votes from two other parties) and they knew that had zero shot at that going through but they still tried.

>>18094144
I'm sure there are tons of people who haven't been officially laid off yet but work is closed and no timeline on reopen. That's my situation. I am technically still employed but place is shut down ghost town only security guards doing donuts in the parking lots or whatever they do when everybody is gone. Will be applying for the CERB Corona Dole when they open the floodgates for that April 6th.

>>18093054
>fiscally negatively impacted by corona
How do they determine that

>>18094266
Have a job but got the bug, got laid off, self employed and demand disappeared etc. I assume.

>>18093001
Nope. Right where it needs to be

>>18094170
Fascinating. Who knew the northern barbarians had such power struggles?
I always thought it was “now who ate all the reindeer sausage and Crown Royale??” Or “Trailer Park Boys is NOT more entertaining to watch then Gretzky, you take that back!!”

>>18094256
Security guard... I could do that right now, earn some extra $$$ and buy more PEPbois and KOkies... but what if I actually had to ask someone to leave or something? I really don’t want permanent lung damage. Oh god I don’t even want to go to an interview...

lads, i bought calls on brent, did i fuck up ? thought russkies and saudis will make piece today :/

>>18092151
I live in California.
Northern California.
This is going to happen.
I brought popcorn.

>>18094537
which ones? USO? WTI?

>>18094823
commodity only, brent , UKOIL

>>18091932
Very based and extremely redpilled.

>>18094537
I expect something oil related from G20 tomorrow. Absence of news would probably cause another visit to $20 for crude.

>>18094948
thought it was today

>>18091932

Very bullish and extremely priced in

Yuropoor here. I need a good broker asap.
Help out a fellow biztard who wants to get poor quick.

>>18095020
saxobank or interactive brokers
t.fellow eurofag

>>18094991
Today yes. Sorry i'm still up at 3am here and haven't switched days yet.

>priced in

>>18095216
i closed my call with a loss, talked with a few bunker brokers, even though they will be forced to cut output, nobody wants expensive oil now, considering the demand drop and the oversupply, i think i might as well gamble on a 15 buck brent for now

Your today's losses are priced in.

what are we buying on open

>>18095240
CITIES
WITHOUT PORTS
AINT SHIT

>>18095320
exactly, and ports are also closing

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>>18095312
MORE SQQQ CHEAPIES

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When you gentlemen are ready of course

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>>18091797
Ignore the retard

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Bumplimit
Get out my catalog

>>18093743
Doubt it considering how minds are kiked

>>18091856
First Sell off bear trap!

>>18092862
>>18092862
Faggots detected.