/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We can be bullbros
just for one day

everyone loves SQQQ and SDOW but what about sector shorts like DRV (real estate) and FAZ (finance)? If the bad debt crisis Bloomberg is talking about is real, won't they crash next?

The virus is priced in and it's so fucking sad that's retard niggerbears can't see it.

>may

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ok so i want to buy to get in long...should see for tmrw or friday to grab some cheapies? I can wait for the long haul

>entire country on lockdown
>entire country unemployed
>virus infections only beginning
>thinking the recession is over

you people are fucking delusional. SPY to 180 in April.

>>18079188
checked

>loaded up on LMT MSFT GD NEE KO FANG
>next tranch will be loading up on TQQQ
You FUCKING RETARDS should've listened but NO you missed the bottom. See you on mars.

I don’t respect women, bros

>>18079234
I'm going to HODL SQQQ SDOW and SPXS until $20 or break even and there's NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BULLFAG

>>18079208
Bought PFE at $30 and $28 during this dip. Feels good to get a quality dividend stock for so cheap. Loaded up on GE when it was below $7 as well. Great couple of weeks, just wish I had more cash.

We're in the red tomorrow. Sorry, lads.

>>18079245
This is the problem with all of the extra clauses, if you want it to get out efficiently you have to make it simple

bought SPY 250p 5/1. we're gonna make it bros

OTCMKTS: JSTTY

Why can I not find a broker that sells Just Eat stocks?
Can someone explain? I have been looking for days.
Please

>>18079251
Trump will destroy the country when he opens it

>>18079208
We got too cocky bear bros

CNN: 14 MILLIONS JOBS LOST BY SUMMER

>>18079234
Bullniggers don't even realize the pump is already priced in. Tomorrow will be B-I-B-L-I-C-A-L

Just bought a SPY put for $209, 04/08 at $2.97. Did I fuck myself or what?

>>18079245
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I need my Trumpbux™ now!!!!!!!

I am too afraid to look at the dow. How did they do in the last hour?

>>18079233
how will they crash with infinite QE BRR BRRR BRRR

stonks literally only go up you dumb bobofags

>people stronk!! people go to work!!
>stonks +1000000%

>>18079261
Keep cucking yourself, be my guest
>>18079269
Priced in

Stimulus passes tonight. Buy the following:
Disney
Royal Caribbean
MGM
AMC

Nothing else matters

Whoop whoop
Switching out this UDOW for CPB

>>18079251
Gotta play it both ways, it's not going to drop all at once because the fed is a double nigger

>>18079290
you did, just take the loss now.

>Ackman turned a few millions to billions in a week

post yfw J-shaped recovery

>>18079319
kek based

>>18079300
Shut up nigger wait for tomorrow

>>18079303
based trump

>>18079306
yo SAME

>>18079303
>>18079300
this is the cause of the bubble, the markets are pricing in Trump's "open by Easter" meme

reality is mass deaths by easter

I'm done with fucking stonks bros, and I only started on monday. Why can I never succeed at anything in life. I didn't expect to make millions, but to short the exact fucking bottom of the market is just incredible.

>>18079319
>SEC?

HOW SHOULD I SPLIT MY 10K OVER THE COMING MONTHS. I WANNA FUCKING BUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>18079319
this sniveling bitch boy played everyone with his sob story interview

>>18079278
Bump
Help

>>18079319
r*ddit fell for his act lmao

>>18079342
It's still going to go down you fucking retard

>>18079304
There's better individual companies to buy.

Low/no debt companies bounce back best after market crashes.

>>18079319
>cries to shut it down for cheapies
>gets insider info that itll rebound
>goes all in
hes such a scumbag its admirable

>>18079300
So this is modern anime. I missed absolutely nothing good then.

>>18079319
LOCK HIM UP

>>18079333
don't be so salty bobobro, I was trading SDOW and SQQQ just two weeks ago.

>>18079319
It was all an act to poop-and-scoop.

>>18079319
He bought a shit ton before he picked up the phone and sperged out

A lot of the Bill Ackman types are picking up bonds as well. Some sweet deals there

>The Dow has retraced 30% of COVID-19 selloff in 2 days

>>18079340
Imagine all the people swarming to shops and churches en mass on Easter. Its literally over

>>18079300
m-momma

>>18079342
This is your problem. You're SURE this was the bottom.
Now you're gonna quit and be angry when you realize the truth in 1-2 weeks.

>buy puts
>lose money
>buy calls
>lose money

>>18079342
Time to double down pussy

>>18079322
MY FUCKING PUTS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18079342
I've succeded at stock multiple times, but i'm a degenerate that has to double down and once against i'm at breakeven.

>>18079342
byebye

>>18079373
Proof of Priced in
Nothing to worry about now

Buy CZR puts RIGHT NOW!

>>18079208
WHY IS THE MARKET RALLYING ON MY DAYS OFF?
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I hope you zoomers bought plenty of $FANG

>switches sold out everywhere
>animal crossing selling like mad
>price gouged switches at 1.5x price are the cheapest option
>nintendo is down on a bright green day
truly the market is a rational and efficient distributor of funds

>>18079360
Look for lowest % droppers. Not holding these long term. They just have the most to offer on good news days.

>>18079346
Put it all in Kohl’s

holy shit @ citibank being a based perma bear

ITS DIPPING BULLFAGS

>>18079346
KTOS, MSFT, TSLA (at or below $500), LMT, RTN, BAM.A, LDOS, SOXL

>>18079346
500/month in a few ETF index

If you see headlines of MARKET TANKS 10%. Maybe yolo a couple of grand. But stick the DCA schedule

>>18079342
>2 1/2 days of stocks and youre done
what a pussy ass bitch made nigga. never come back to this thread again

>>18079342
>stonks
You were never gonna make it if you use redditspeak, anyway

>>18079364
Lol no this is a hentai artist, not an anime. Anime hasn't had tiddies like those for years

just woke up, is the fed pumping again?

THIS IS IT BEARBROS
WE'VE WON
SQQQ WILL NEVER STOP GOING UP FROM HERE

>>18079333
checked. Anus prepped

>>18079407
Priced in blacknigger

>>18079208
Fucking PLAY
I bought in at like $17 with the expectation of it going up, now I get to hold bags until next week ... or year

>>18079344
They should probably look into it, BUT.. it's pretty damn based if you ask me

>>18079409
MSFT, LMT, SOXL: based
RTN: don't see the point but ok
the rest: cringe

>>18079400
It's an inverse market now. Good shit means red, bad shit means green. Do that and you should be good anon.

>>18079342

>just started traded
>immediately starts shorting

lol, deserved

PRINCE CHARLES HAS CORONA!!!! SELL ALL QURAN HOLDINGS!!!!

>>18079419
The fed has been pumping infinite money since Monday. Unironically

>>18079400

The UK, Italy and Indian markets all had a green day after their lockdowns were announced

>>18079406
B I B L I C A L

>>18079406
I wouldnt trust what goldman sachs says at all. They predict 2.25 million, the real unemployment will be higher, markets tank, they profit from their short positions.

>>18079400
>NOOOOOO NOT MY FIFTY DOLLARS WORTH OF NINTENDORENO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PRICED INNNNN

PRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>18079421
zoom in even more
then enhance !!

>>18079429
>stock jumps over $10 for literally no reason
>buy at high
D&B are all either closed or seeing much lower traffic, the only thing propping this shit up right now is the infinite QE.

What brokers are Europeans using? It seems most of them listed in the OP are for Americans.
Any recommendations greatly appreciated.

>>18079401

Aren't MGM and some of those hotel companies about to lay off a bunch of people?

>>18079406
As soon as Goldman and co. started citing these fucking ridiculous numbers, I knew that it was time to stop shorting this shitshow

>VIX rising

>>18079365
For what? Playing the nation for suckers, which they are? Kudos to him. He pulled off the greatest heist ever known, and he did it right in front of our faces. If anyone here actually took more than a second to self-reflect, and realize how acting can work in public displays, they would've immediately known what his game was.

I guess we're in phase 2 now

>>18079462
We'll just have to see about that bucko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p08ChZVGBow

Accumulate REFR

is there an ETF that tracks things not priced in

>>18079470
depends on your country

>>18079396
I don't have any more money...

>>18079278
Bumpety bump

Can someone at least tell me how to Google this?
I have been trying to buy the stock in days

AAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP

>>18079471
>literally every small business in half of america told to shutter
>wtf why are people unemployed

>>18079441
Lol

>>18079474

>>18079357
>>18079377
>>18079380
It doesn't matter if $SPY goes to fucking zero at this point, my positions are already almost worthless due to leveraged ETF decay.

>>18079479
comfy

>>18079490
Italy or Germany

>>18079472
yes but ride the pump their owners are buying millions of shares to keep it propped up

>>18079463
I'VE ENHANCED 500%

>>18079486
burn in hell shill

>>18079489
$ROPE

>>18079208
To the guy asking how to make money off of Greece,two threads back:

Im Greek and ive made quite a bit of money with greek stocks. They are dirt cheap after all the shit that happened and now they are starting to grow. Buy:

Greek organization of football prognostics(OPAP)

Public power corp SA

Lyxor ETF Athex 20 if you are into ETFs

Maybe Holding co ADMIE

You could also do Agean airlines if you are feeling lucky

Mind you, these are really cheap (the etf is sub 0.8€ atm and the stocks arent that expensive either. Most of these made me 20%+ back in a couple of months (before the crash)

WHAT THE FUCK IS IV
Can't believe I sold my golden F calls at 0.6 then some gay ass options shit happened and it went to 0.13 4 hours later

This is why I won't make it

>>18079495
My firm shitcanned 35 people and everybody is getting a 10% salary cut just so we can maintain our current level of personnel. Projects are indefinitely delayed or outright cancelled everywhere.

>>18079479
SHHHHH LET THEM LONG
>>18079489
Yeah, the vix

>>18079396
3/27 or 4/3?

>>18079496
THIS IS NOT A JOKE. SELL TAKEAWAY HOLDINGS! FISH AND CHIP COLLAPSE IMMINENT

Which way /biz/ ?

>>18079498
Sheeeeeeiiiiittt

>>18079479
you can literally apply any part of this graph to any situation

>>18079498
how long have held your meme ETF for?

>>18079516
Stop posting porn

So why are the lines going up if everything else is going down

V-shaped recovery

>>18079524
1

>>18079517
>Im Greek
ela re malaka

>>18079524
THREE

>>18079418
Really? So, it's just moe stuff now?

>>18079524
3/4

>>18079524
6

>>18079479
We are at the end of phase 2, tomorrow will be phase 3

>>18079409
>SOXL
Has MAJOR trade war vulnerabilities but did you know that the only industry that didn't shut down in Wuhan was semiconductors? It's a good buy but will still shit itself if the rest of the market does.

all my stuff is losing money, time to sell bros?

>>18079524
4+5

>>18079524
6 - J-shaped recovery

>>18079498
>due to leveraged ETF decay
Can someone kindly explain this to a brainlet

>>18079518
yup I know plenty of people that have been laid off already, and a few friends who work for smaller businesses that are home but not getting paid. Its only a matter of time before they get laid off too

>>18079245
I'd invest in horseshit green energy in the short term.Then quickly pull out since that tech is a long way from being worth a fuck if it ever will be.

Sorry, you and the economy can wait. We need to secure America's interests in throwing away money on electric windmills and inner city money pits. All that money needs to pass through or special interests. It can't all go to big companies that employ people.

>>18079536
no nudity
not porn
stop being a poofter

>>18079524
4

>>18079524
3 unless the financial market starts to break down

>>18079524
1

>>18079517
BASED but are any of those listed on the NYSE? what brokers do you use to buy those?

We will have a biblical dump after 3

>>18079535
Go look at the $SPY graph. The lowest point this year is exactly where I bought 5x leveraged shorts.

>>18079289
High Oracle, Biblical drop or Biblical GAINZ??

>>18079564
Completely priced in bro. Bullish actually. Don't question it.

>>18079234
You are low IQ. The gay ass whales have to prop up price before dumps. That’s why QQQ was pumping yesterday/ this morning. Thursday / Friday are red

>>18079559
Read the prospectus for UPRO. There is a chart that shows how volatility eats your gains. If the underlying is going like +3 -3 +3 -3, you will end up at a loss instead of even.

>>18079489
Just DCA in to a couple index ETFs. do not implement the memes of SQQQ, TVIX, SDOW etc

smart money is ______ right now
dumb money is ______ right now

fill in the blanks

>>18079536
how is this porn? are you an incel?

>>18079472
Hopefully

>>18079551
If you're buying longs right now you're betting that the market is done shitting itself for at least a few months

>>18079518
Sorry, Anon.

>>18079507

>He didn't buy

LOL

How long do we hodl SQQQ? If this bounce lasts a month, will we still break even once SQQQ reaches the same price we bought?

NO /ck/ BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>18079524
Six.

i went all in on calls. you bearfags are so delusional

>>18079479
Bro... what if we’re not following the moves from 2000 or 2008?

What if this is a new thing because new factors like major ETFication of markets, increased algorithmic control, and fucking virus causing a full stop to the economy?

It doesn’t look similar to those on the chart so far, and the other two look pretty different in phase 3. Why assume that, if any precious bear markets are like this, it’s those two?

>>18079208
Is camping really as great as anime makes it seem?

>>18079208
rate it niggers

>>18079564
Priced in

>>18079559
Leveraged ETFs are rebalanced every day.
If your cost basis is 100 and it drops 10%, it'll drop to 90. If it then increases by 10% it'll go up to 99. See how 99 is less than 100?
I'm done like 70%, so I'd need it to go up over 300% to break even lmao.

newfag literally just started today how do i short if I haven't yet been approved for options?

>>18079609
>make my plays for me

lol the state of you

>>18079559
UPRO prospectus (3x S&P500)

>>18079609
stocks and cash
shorting and then selling repeatedly.

>>18079559
>ETF decay
dont buy leveraged etfs

>>18079609
smart money is lobbying Congress right now
dumb money is buying TQQQ right now

>>18079609
>>18079609
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA for both

>>18079609
>panicking
>panicking

>>18079635
Bullish

>>18079559
because you can't truly have multiplicative results
for example, lets say you hold a 3x for a week and what it's attached to is dead even after that. you will simply lose money.

>>18079635
It won’t hit 155 but you’ll be able to sell them for a significant profit. 9/10.

>>18079522
Either one. Shit crashing tomorrow. Free fucking money. Its cheap as fuck.

>>18079609
holding
spending

>>18079633
if you go with an elite team of warm and soft girl campers, it can be very comfy

>>18079626
I called your mother and went all in her roast beef cunt

is this priced in?

ITS FUCKING OVERRRRRR. PRINT FASTER JEROME!!!

>>18079633
>Is camping really as great as anime makes it seem?
youre about to find out if youre a bullfag

>>18079400
Ring Fit Adventure is selling for 280 dollars (Normally 80) on amazon due to Chinese hoarding the overstock. Not sure what the play is, the demand is high, but how many will actually give in. And it's not Nintendo who is going to see these profits, it's the curries and the Chinese hoarders. Every Target and Gamestop is sold out. All I wanted was to come out of this with a six pack.

roll to take the pain away

>>18079609
boomerstox
leverage/inverse/puts

REEEE WHEN DO MY ORDERS SETTLE IT SAYS TODAY DAMN IT

>>18079635
Gonna be a comfy couple of days for you.

>>18079524
rolling

>>18079675
roll

>>18079633
Depends on the company. If you're by yourself, depends on location and season.

>>18079669
EVERYTHING is priced in

>>18079524
Hoping for a 5, but it's probably going to be a lame 3

>>18079633
Depends on where you camp and who is with you
In this case its ct 2d anime grills and that is heaven

>>18079633
No way. Nothing is as good as anime makes it look.

Even shogi and depression aren’t as cool as 3 gatsu no lion makes it look

According to bulls every single piece of bad news has already been priced in. Im almost convinced...should I /allin/ to SPY calls right now?

>>18079675
raoul

>>18079621
Monday, never hodl more than a week for leveraged inverse

>>18079674
If the demand is unexpectedly high, they're going to ramp up production of consoles though. They'll probably exceed their projections for sales as a result. Sony is wishing they had the ps5 ready for this

>>18079671
hahaahah

>>18079524
0
Dow will never be below 21000 ever again.

>>18079675
roll

>>18079675
Rollin

>>18079643
where do you view the Volatlity of these ETFs

>>18079524
#2. It can't go down with so much money injected into the system, and people still have needs. Everything will start back up over the next few weeks, except cruise lines. EVERYTHING will be running close to 100% come late summer. That said, it was atrocious to indebt americans further just so muh stonks can stay over-valued.

I am still sitting on $70,000.00 cash and I am not falling for this bullshit dead cat bounce.

>>18079400
It’s supposed to match what happened in the Nikkei last night or what they expect it to do tonight.

Today’s dip would’ve been a good buy, but not as good as like a month ago.

>>18079675
Strength > Dex > Int

>>18079541
in your dreams drink bleach magatard

what time is the trump clown show today?

>>18079675
roll

>>18079693
About to go to Mars, so yeah. All in baby

>>18079675
rOLL

>>18079675
Roll

why the fuck does every faggot need to speak for 5 minutes, why is govt like this, just cast your vote, push a fucking button or something, should be done in half an hour. if it fails, then give your fucking speeches for an hour and do it again. fuck the feds, fuck dems, fuck reps, fuck orange man, fuck this gay earth.

>>18079638
buy inverse etf like sqqq

The virus is peaking right now. Trump's Easter Miracle is coming. Flip long if you haven't

believe in the thought vectors

easy safest money is goog right now btw

>>18079675
well this will kill the thread pretty fast, roll

why did the nikkei go up if theyre postponing the olympics?

>>18079300
Glownigger we see you

>>18079719
based.

What brokers are Europeans using? It seems most of them listed in the OP are for Americans.
Any recommendations greatly appreciated

>>18079638
Buy SDOW and SQQQ, that's how you short.

>>18079669

DOW 30k guaranteed with this news

>>18079674
One Nanking wasn't enough.

>>18079719
Then go all in on puts
You can thank me for this tip tomorrow with a few grand

>>18079719
exactly my thoughts at 1/10th the size of cash

I opened new puts at 1:50, perfectly timed the top. Feels extremely comfy right now

>>18079749
degiro

>>18079278
Etrade

>>18079744
Why is literally anything going up when the country is in lockdown.

>>18079744
foreign markets rallied off the possibility of our stimulus bill passing

>>18079675
wizard get

>>18079719
how much gains in March

>>18079564

Honestly hope I get laid off soon. That new unemployment package looks pretty tasty.

>>18079744
Olympics is a giant waste of money nobody cares about in 2020.

>>18079764
Good luck with that

>>18079675
you just nuked the thread good job

>>18079633
no, too many spiders

>>18079769
unlimited qe

>>18079740
My post virus trades

NVDA GOOG SOXL

GOOG's going to be pushed up hugely by Earnings report relative to market. SOXL and NVDA are the big rockets in the next 30 days.

>>18079737
investing platform won't let me buy that shit. Is it cause I'm a poorfag and it would have been 25% of my account?

>>18079728
Dunno. I heard it won't be until after closing though. So inb4 priced in.

>>18079711
You can use VIX as a proxy otherwise idk you can calculate it. It's a std deviation of the price over a time window

>>18079675
rollan

>>18079769
its a pump you dumbass

>>18079300
Based bigtiddy cowgirl pic stealer and reposter?

>>18079179 #
no

No no no no fuckin no
Do you hate reading?

REPO IS NOT THE SAME AS UNLIMITED QE

THE TRILLION PER NIGHT IS NOT CUMULATIVE

REPO IS NOTHING LIKE BUYING CORPORATE DEBT
ITS NOT EVEN THE SAME FUCKING SPORT ITS A WHOLE DIFFERENT BALL GAME

WHY DONT YOU GET THIS?
LENDING TO THE BIGGEST BANKS WHO GIVE TBILLS AS COLLATERAL ISNT THE SAME AS BUYING RISKY CORPORATE DEBT.

YOU ARE A RETARD IF YOU STILL DONT GET THIS

DO SOME RESEARCH OR FUCKOFF BACK TO POL

>>18079618
Gauzy sounds like a fart

>>18079744
>>18079769
Priced in my niggers.

>>18079664
why not both? you don't have to buy at the absolute bottom to get a profit.

>>18079669
The squid monster from watchmen could land in Times Square and it would be priced in.

>>18079633
camping in japan is different. they have large camp grounds with facilities nearby so you don't have to shit in the woods or go days without showering. if things get too fucked you can go to the building. camping elsewhere, you're in the wild, you're mostly uncomfortable, and if shit hits the fan, you're on your own.

>>18079787
>NVDA
lol no not touching that zoomerstock

>>18079787
MY targets

dec 2020
Goog 1900
NVDA 400
SOXL 600

>>18079800
So is that a good or bad thing

YOU FUCKERS TOLD ME IT WAS GOING DOWN WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>18079675
Let's roll

>>18079559
It zeros at opening, basically. So where you were indexing at -3% EoD prior, you're now at 0%. It compounds, so the share is worth less and less (decay).

>>18079611
Hey retarded nigger, can I ask you a question, wtf is in incel?

Are you just making fun of virgins?

>>18079752
>>18079789

do people really believe Boeing will be bailed out instead of sacrificed to the Lockheed gods?

>>18079675
Roll

>>18079728
If it's up to Trump he will do what he did last time and give his speech literally during market close to pump the stocks.

Hope the stim bill comes soon airlines losing that juice

>>18079824
Just hold lol

>used up all dry powder
>dopamine levels dropping
>need to buy more boomerstox
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18079824
Nah mate, all priced in

>>18079744
>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-japan-economy-boj/japan-central-bank-loses-billions-on-etfs-may-face-annual-loss-idUSKBN21B0CX
>decide to buy ETFs
>lose
>promise to buy more
duh

>>18079824
Did you really buy 10 USD puts?

Boeing on 5m charts looks like it's about to shart itself in the elevator

>>18079747
glowniggers don't like cowgirls, they are all pedos

>>18079807
you can DCA somethings in right now, Oil would be one of them

>>18079774
I have been in cash since December. No gains since then. I did buy a little starting my DCA when we were at 18k on the DOW so I have gained some from this pump.

>>18079814
Jenson is doing everything right. His foresight on AI and direction he is taking NVDA in is really fucking great. Very high IQ shit going on at nvda

>>18079675
Gonna try out this isekai thing.

>>18079728
5:30

>>18079306
AAAAAAAA
I DIDNT SEE DAT DIP
THANK YOU RATSENSEIIIII

buy target for SJM or is CPB just far too superior.

>>18079736
>why the fuck does every faggot need to speak for 5 minutes,
It's their chance to persuade other pols who aren't just going to vote as their told.

>>18079669
Priced in since last week

I bought SDOW to have some fun today and this isn't fun at all. You lied to me, /smg/.

>>18079824
oof

>>18079824
You're going to be a millionaire on monday.

Be honest with me. How low can Sqqq go? When should I consider cutting my loss? Bought at $25

>still a fucking ton of pork in the stimulus bill
jesus christ how is this allowed

>>18079831
They don't need to be bailed out JEROME and DRUMPF gave them a free pass. The CEO literally told the gov't to fuck off if they wanted equity.

>>18079831
>dat sweet, sweet merger arb

Oh please let this happen

A true Happening! LMB

>>18079864
try again now.

>>18079758
Never tried options, not sure how they work exactly. Would love to learn them though.

>>18079824
hold anon... also fuck off with ewj that shit barely moves down

>>18079373
>not even half of history’s fastest and hardest sell off
>in any way a big deal

>>18079700
>>18079756
Nintendo is such a weird fucking company. I can't get behind their mindset. On one hand they've made the most innovative console in decades, and embraces indie developers for a change, on the other, they seem outright opposed to online multiplayer and gaming, to the point of making it purposefully convoluted and bad. They could could what other consoles have done for decades, but refuse. Then they make the switch lite, which sat on shelves this past Christmas, because why the fuck would you dump resources into... a "more portable" 1 inch smaller version of the switch with non of the cool shit that make the witch cool.

To me they are like a less successful apple. Innovation paired with anti-consumer practices. Their mindset lets them keep Nintendo's "heart" but fucks them out of a lot of potential. Two steps forward, one step back.

>>18079815
Sounds gay as fuck

>>18079849
I bought BA past the dip but I'm not worried I'm just going to hold it long no matter what. Same with DIS.

>>18079859
I actually just bought SJM too, its a fine price now

>>18079873
I don't even know what fucking price it is right now but I guarantee you it will pump once you sell

>From + 1k to -2k
fugg

>>18079831
Ive got puts on boeing. I think they are getting nationalized. BA stock is up like 70% becuase the CEO said he doesn't want tge money if the government gets a stake. They also claimed they will get the max back up flying in may... THERE WILL BE ZERO FLIGHTS IN MAY IF CORONA CHAN CONTINUES. Is everyone retarded?

>>18079881
Oh great, this cancerous fuck is back. It was nice there for a little while.

>>18079883
Options are just a faster way to lose money.

>>18079827
incel is the new meme phrase to seethe anons

>>18079841
>closed all positions at 200% profit
>started transfer to new brokerage to keep myself from making risky bets for a week
>mid-transfer really want to buy puts
FUCK IT'S LIKE I'M LITERALLY TORTURING MYSELF

>>18079904
Literally me

>>18079913
>new

>>18079901
this

>>18079882
You mean double down on my position now?

>>18079815
its actually hilarious how much it varies in the US
in the most detached places "camping" is the same as renting a house with a backyard that you're allowed to build fires in

>>18079855
AI is r*ddit shit I bet you thought VR/AR and 3D television was high IQ shit too LMAO

------------
Ray 'Tuck' Engle

USMC 'DevilDog' 1961-1962

"If you can't fuck it, SHOOT IT" - Chesty Puller

Honeywell HVAC Tech Level 4 (before layoff from hoax chinese virus....)

When are these niggers in congress going to vote on this bill, I need the markets to moon so I can sell my calls and buy more puts

>THE GIRL ARE THE BEARS
>THE GUY ARE THE BULLS
Now tell me, who is winning?

>>18079744
Lots of fear and uncertainty.
Now we have certainty. The market likes certainty.

The Nikkei had already been massively MASSIVELY crushed.

>>18079878
Why? Just. Why?

>>18079925
most recent i should say

>>18079768
But I am European

HELP GUYS

>>18079319
>reddit's bleeding money
based

You all bought in on the DAL dip right? It's basically free money.

>>18079800
Would be a shame if something happened to those banks, huh? Then you would have to bail them out, by having the fed buy up their debt... The debt they owe to the fed.

>>18079935
Is this a commercial? Where the fuck did you get this shit?

>>18079927
consider it. I think this is a bit overheated. Got out of my positions except for semiconductors. Moved back to half and half stocks/cash.

so all the gains today are the market gobbling up reddit puts and short covers?

MM must feel good removing delta hedges

>>18079946
>im a eurofag
beyond help

>>18079881
with the amount of lobbyists currently in the administration, I'd say it's a possible scenario

>>18079675
fucking isekai me off this fucked earth

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18079312
It leads to the same result you autistic fucking FAGGOT: business propped up by BULLSHIT. Socialism for corporations. Kill yourself fuckface

>>18079675
Ok why not

>>18079878
As an artist I have to say that most of that is garbage, fuck JFK center, that shit is literally used to wash money. National Endowment may be nice if that goes to families of artists

>>18079959
I told my Aunt to buy at the exact bottom. Im getting double the Christmas presents this year

>>18079979
PRICED IN GOYS STOP POSTING THIS SHIT

Im still waiting for my approval from robinhood, i posted my SSN pic yesterday. How long does it take for approval?

And thanks for generally not being assholes here unlike other boards. Dumb noob questions i asked have been answered quite nicely to my surprise

>>18079979
ahahahhahah

>>18079342
>but to short the exact fucking bottom of the market is just incredible.
Aaaaaaaaaa

>be me
>refuse to fomo for days
>fomo
>stock crashes soon after

>be me
>refuse to cave in to fud for days
>finally sell
>stock moons

How is it that I time it near the opposite ends so much!

>be me
>feel fomo
>buy early into fomo
>crashes soon after

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Not always but it's happened a lot.

>>18079979
>error

>>18079979
wait 100% unemployment pay and extra isnt a back to work program?

HOW THE FUCK IS SPY UP 4% AFTER IT WENT UP 10% YESTERDAY?

>>18079251
This but flip calls intraday too

>>18079959
Holding it? I'm thinking of selling on Fri after the bill

>>18079675
Fuck it, ease my pain

>>18079979
>"""error"""
sure you can call it that

>>18079995
Nigger
Go all in on puts once you can

>>18079675
Rollan

>>18079965
It's from douyin this is a douyin meme. original meme was sexy girl walking by in slow motion. new meme is sexy girl walking buy in slow motion while having her temperature checked.

Buy any put dated July or later and you're guaranteed free money. We are on the 'do nothing' trajectory of viral growth.

last hour approaches
biblical selloff incoming

>>18079961
Repo isn’t buying private debt, it’s buying US treasuries.

Now we start the QE, if these companies default when the fed buys their corporate bonds, it’ll amount to printing money. Which isn’t such a terrible thing considering the deflationary shock we are experiencing. But I’m buying gold dips just in case.

>>18079752
i cant afford these SDOW call premiums wf is this shit

>>18080010
Its a bubble rn bro, itll pop soon

>>18079969
reddit and normies have no clue what they are doing, they are the cash cow for tape readers and quants. fundamental traders have always been the cash cow. even better from december to january there was a big influx of novice retail
traders who got exited about stock market shooting up. they have no idea where they stepped in and how competitive the market is

>>18079985
t. Doesn’t even want to understand the world around him

>>18079360
Like what? Examples?

*snibs your path*
Heh. Nothing personal, bulls and bears.

>>18079505
EVEN FURTHER!!!

>>18080067
>>18080067


>>18080067
>>18080067


>>18080067
>>18080067

bulls only see green line go up.

am i an idiot for just throwing 100 dollars at UWT and saying fuck it. I was gonna spend that on gas but since I'm not leaving my house for the next month I figured why not.

>>18079993
You gonna tell her when to sell?

>>18079979
Goy status: bambjoozled

>>18079959
I bought on the dip but I don't know why people want to sell so early. I would much rather sell 3 or 4 years later when the economy is back to normal.

>>18080047
Its really hard to hold but I can't possibly see Thursday or Friday being green.... Who the fuck know though!

>>18079995
the trendy platforms are surely being overwhelmed with the whole funding authorization step for new users
not sure how long you've already been waiting, but something like fidelity will be faster from the start

>>18079995
>Robinhood
>app randomly fails 24 to 48hrs at a time

every online trading platform offers commission free trading. You fell for the meme

>mfw too much of a poorfag to afford anything
Everyone's having so much fun freaking out. I don't even know what stocks /biz/ is on about at this point

>>18079719
In the exact same position. Pretty comfy desu.

>>18079935
Talk about a literal beanpole

>>18080126
It's with SDOW/SQQQ or anything else. i.e. shorting the entire market or not. Because literally NO company is moving according to any rational basis.

>>18079787
i might buy a google call but ill wait until the next market crash soon

>>18080126
I lost $50, but man is it exciting. Is this how the fat cats at Wallstreet feel?

>>18080126
i think most are diversified at the moment, sitting with some cash. the only better one was SOXL at $68, which was a great fucking call.

>>18079824
just buy more whie they cheap crash inbound

My 3/30 SPY puts gonna print r-right, bobros?

>>18079946
degiro

>>18080076
monday will be beautiful

someone send me some more money so I can double down on puts lol

>>18079675
rollin for mage warrior fuckboy

>>18079878
these dems deserve to be sent to the gulags

>>18079675
take me away from here

>>18079470
Saxobank

>>18079671

>>18080269
wonderful

>>18080019
What does that mean

>>18079501
il cameriere di duisburgo signori

>>18080490
lel

>>18079878
dems havent been able to get anything done in congress for more than a decade now, so it's just our shitty 2 party system falling apart. both parties are to blame.

having loads of fun today shitposting in the wsb discord

>>18079675
ok

Jobs report tomorrow. All in SQQQ!!!!!!

>>18080931
What is SQQQ and why is job reports so relevant? Newbie here and im sure im not the only one

>>18079675
Rolling

>>18081057
SQQQ shorts the NASDAQ. Anons thinking the jobs report will be worse than expected causing markets to fall and they profit off said fall.

>>18080931
They fell for the "Service Economy" meme. Jobless claims are going to be so fucking high.

Oh fuck here we go

>>18079208
>https://nhentai.net/tag/bull/
I am not even going to open that

so to use SQQQ am I supposed to buy and sell within a day every-time, or can I hold for a few days?

>>18081381
Glad I bought SQQQ today. Also those volatility stock things.

>>18081558
You can hold for a few days, you're just not supposed to hold it long term (think months).