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will the dow drop below 18k?

this is now a bear thread

Buy Xerox dip faggot

>>18078327
Fucking fuck fuck fuck.
I'm out.

>>18078348
I would

holy shit it keeps going

People kept telling me it would keep going down and now everything is too green. Fuck me I didn't buy

>>18078352
This, buy anything that will be used by people stuck at home.

Fuck this clown market

new investor, what are some cheapies yall see mooning over the next year or 2 ?

First for based jedi god. I showed you my losses pls respond.

>>18078327
How does it go for $30 on a bullish trend to dumping to $21 next day. Stock market more manipulated than crypto. Gas the kikes

I'm not gonna sell
I'm not gonna sell
I'm not gonna sell
I'm not gonna sell

thank god I cashed out my BA calls at 70% gain because my everything else is bleeding... again. Tomorrow better be red.

Bullfriends, lets get Cocky

What is this pattern called?

It's times like this where I wish I would've bought SQQQ puts

>>18078363
if it makes you feel better, my preferred stock is crab walking hard. I lost about 100 trying the put game.

>>18078363
almost nobody ever manages to buy the bottom, if you buy near it, that's good enough. we'll likely get a pullback tomorrow anyway

Literally who the fuck is buying Boeing?

SQQQ has to pump before the last few minutes, IT HAS TO IT HAS TO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18078383

i don't know and i don't care

Can I invest small amounts to start like £10?

>>18078222

more digits to just round it off. bulls are finished. QE is a joke. bears incoming. check em.

>>18078395
the US government

>>18078395
daddy turmp has they'll live no matter what so you can't lose

OK this is a bit ridiculous, it's just a straight line up at this point

imagine betting against unlimited QE and $2 Trillion stimulus this week.

Really thinking about busting out the margin to buy these cheapies.

>>18078363
Just make lots of bearish posts all over the internet and someone might panic sell.

I wish congress would shut the fuck up and push this fucking stimulus out already.

is 200 a good amount to start investing? Im only 20, so i really cant invest thousands

>>18078348
I'd plow her like a corn field

>>18078348
mmm yummy tummy

>>18078352
i dunno, xerox is heavy heavy in-office. it's a back-to-work position

>>18078404
> 404
Shit

>>18078400
yes

Government gibs

>tfw J-shaped recovery

be careful not to ask any specific questions about how anything works because then people become self-aware that they actually know nothing

the only way to learn is to click randomly on the screen, and your dopamine will reward you when you click correctly and make money

>>18078438
Any alternatives do Degiro for someone in the UK as they don't accept my bank

>>18078352
what does xerox offer to remote work? dont they make most their money from big expensive copiers and toner for corporate offices?

>>18078365
im buying groceries like kroger

If SQQQ gets back up to $22 EOD I'll sell and buy again tomorrow.

>>18078424
that could be worth $300 someday!

>be wagie
>get some extra cash
>ask /smg/ for blue chip stocks
>literally buy 5-10 shares of each with no research
>next day, up about $200
>today, up about $100

is investing this easy?
what do I do if my portfolio isn't beating the S&P500 though, why doesn't everyone just buy loads of that SPY ETF?

>>18078420
Every single one of them needs to get out, make their speech, and get their media snippet for their upcoming re-election campaigns. Fuck the voter, they have to keep their jobs by grandstanding.

KIKES PUTTING UP A BIG FIGHT TO HOLD OFF 22000

>>18078424
Any amount is a good amount. You can do it fren I believe in you.

>SDOW

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18078451
Robinhood is my favorite video game!

This is the biggest dead cat bounce I've seen. When the SPY gets back below 230, the panic will be glorious.

I don't really see this being over... I'm gonna hold on to my cash for a month.

I will unironically be voting for senile pedophile Joe Biden because zion don faggot piece of shit cost me money yesterday. Fuck the fednigger """"""""""""economy"""""""""", this game is RIGGED, the only thing that matters is that I make money without actually getting a j*b. I don't care who the democratic candidate is or what his ideas are, I don't even really care about how their presidency will affect the market, I just never want to see this orange nigger again after he made me lose 9% of my investment on SQQQ.

>>18078456
> why doesn't everyone just buy loads of that SPY ETF?
That's pretty much what people normally do

Cramer said that yesterday's algo-driven megapump was unsustainable. Do we believe him, lads?

>>18078452
>selling at the bottom

CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKET

>>18078456
Yes. It’s that easy. ETFs don’t typically pay dividends. Blue chips do.

How is this pattern called?

I don't know why I even try. Cya bears, buying some KO

>>18078327
I'm now down $5k on SDOW, and I can't sell without incurring the 90-day penalty.

WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE SEEING A PUT GO TO ZERO, BEARKEKS? PREP THE BULL

>>18078486
AIs across the world have decided to genocide bears first
Get me out of this timeline

/BIZ/ YOU TOLD ME THE MARKET WAS GOING TO CRASH TODAY!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18078452
hold dumbass

>>18078356
I hit my stop loss on sqqq. feels bad

holy FUCK it keeps going

>>18078481
>imagine unironically thinking your smarter than the harvard graduated hedge fund jews that manipulate stocks

>>18078464
thanks, i think there's big cash to be made in airlines, but im waiting for the big crash, i know this boeing pump is a meme

>>18078502
lol what is volume

happening canceled
we're in a dip buying frenzy, even if it drops it again it will have been pushed up so high the drop will be nothing

>>18078486
Cramer is one of us who somehow managed to get a job doing his spergouts on television instead of a tibetan finger-puppet forum.

Got 200 @ $28 before the big green meme yesterday and the government's panic stimulus/repo/interest change combined with Trump's "Open America by Easter :^)" bullshit is going to whiplash hard. Americans arent used to their president lying to them.

>>18078486
this is just shorts covering... no return to work... no buy

>>18078486
Kinda, but I know his trust has been buying some shit. I don’t know WHAT they’re buying and how much. Dumped Citigroup on the pump tho.

yea im thinking we're back

Anybody know when jobless claims come out tomorrow?

>>18078521
The entire market is a meme

>>18078530
>Americans arent used to their president lying to them
oh, sweet summer child

FELLOW BALOO'S, HOLD

IT'S SIMPLE BEAR NECESSITIES TO HOLD DURING A PUMP

I can still hold for a bit more but I'm sweating bullets here bearbros. Did we really get too cocky?

>>18078456
I put 6k into my retirement account as SWPPX (schwab's mutual fund for the S&P) about a week ago so I'm probably even now, but also 2k into various SPY puts for the >>18078451 dopamine rush, if it never crashes then I just keep the recovery gains on the mutual fund, if it crashes then I cash out the puts and dump more into cheap SWPPX

>tfw +buy a bunch of random blue chips and go for walk and make $300.00 before I get back.

I must be a financial genius!

>>18078481
Stay mad, faggot.
Look at this market, there's so much money to be made. It's my fault you were too stupid to trade in puts for calls.
I'll be voting for Trump.

By Sunday, the US will overtake Italy and China in cases.

>>18078550
bears are fucked

>>18078486
what was he trying to do with the screen there lol

>>18078530
Yeah we are. Every day for as going back long as anyone can remember.

>>18078511
In this clown market, literally nobody knows anything, and if they tell you they do they're lying no matter what they say

wheelbarrows of worthless dollars by EOY

The bottom is in bros. Can’t fight the power of brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

HOLDING TVIX. Volatility will only increase regardless of market going up or down.

can't we just do this with the coronavirus?

>most people work from home for a couple of months
>during that time, we only have people working in essential roles like food, electricity, shipping, etc
>those people are more likely to get the virus but that's fine, we let it run through their ranks first and replace them when necessary to keep things working
>once the essential workers are fine, we can start letting people go back to work normally after flattening the curve with essential workers
>people who can work from home are the last to go back to work in offices
>after that even if people get sick we still have the essentials working just fine so we don't all starve or freeze to death.
>eventually we get a vaccine and/or people build antibodies against the virus and it becomes something like influenza where some people die every year but it's fine and we still go to work
>pay people in the mean time by printing money, make up for it after we get a vaccine and things go back to normal by raising rates or whatever they do to reverse the temporary damage

thoughts?

VXX mooning, get on the train

When this drops, it will drop FAST.

>>18078424
When dealing with small amounts like that, make sure you're using a brokerage that will allow you to purchase stocks with no commissions. Thankfully now you have your pick of major brokers.

>>18078486
Yes, because he's telling me what I want to hear.

UK BACKTRACKS ON AVAILABILITY OF ANTIBODY TESTS

>>18078526
GLHF with your lost positions.

>>18078580
>Can’t fight the power of brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
The value of the USD can

when is the next dip for more buy

>>18078542
Here, keep this on hand

https://www.marketwatch.com/Economy-Politics/Calendars/Economic

>>18078582
sold today for some nice profits from yesterday. buy now (missed today's bottom) and sell tomorrow after crash and VIX going apeshit

c'mon, let's make some history

hi.

>>18078511
I voted crab on the poll and all I'm betting in is a crash on or before Monday

I had no clue what it would do today desu

Are there circuit breaker when markets rise?

Funny how if the market goes down too much it closes, but if it goes up too much, well... it can't go up too much! :^)
Fucking niggers

HOOOOOOOOOOOLD HOOOOOOOOOOOLD HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

>UWT

wew

>>18078616
>THE ECONOMY IS TOO STRONG SHUT IT DOWN
no

I would rather see the government invalidate the idea of the US dollar than sell these. Bring it, fedboy.

>>18078456
yeah but you wont get rich because thats actual investing. most of us are trying to degenerately gamble to make 5,000,000% gains overnight

>>18078594
I have officially converted

God Bless Jerome Powell And Donald Trump!

>>18078617
There's a limit up in place lil nigga.

>>18078608
Hey

>>18078603
This is the dip

>>18078608
how tho

this rally has to sell off eventually right

>>18078616
hahaha

>>18078560
it literally doesnt matter, trump already said he's willing to kill millions if it means his market stays up

>>18078608
holy fucking god

HOW

>>18078327
Bulls have the printing press on their side. Bears have the laws of economics. Market is fucked regardless, social revolution is on the horizion.

>>18078616
No because for kikes imaginary line going up can be unlimited

>>18078608
literally how?????

im down 26% in two days bullfaggots
soon i will be the one laughing at YOU

>>18078456
also you cant judge anything by a day, you are going to be crying next week when thats all negative $1,000 from the market drop

>>18078608
Is this the power of buying options?

is this the day that bobos are only now starting to realize why the odds for shorting are far far worse than the odds for going long?

>>18078608
>76%
I'm guessing you have a bunch of puts that are in the red right now? Or did you make some bad sells?

Bought GUSH calls this morning.

Pretty psyched for the Saudi King's big announcement tomorrow.

>>18078640
I would be astonished if tomorrow isn't a red day. Jobs AND two green days in a row? It would just be unbelievable.

>>18078635
>>18078608

hi

>>18078635
all in on weeklies?

>>18078635
dios mio... you just took your cash out right? right???

Once again, I have missed the bottom.

>>18078327
I resonate with that OP image on a spiritual level. I started the day at 8.6k. I am at 7.9. I lost over 700 dollars, so many days of hard work at the market. I am dying inside. I was so happy all these days and I can't stop crying thinking of the prospect this shit won't go back down, that I might lose more, that I can't get cheapies in the amounts I want as I wait for it to rise, that I can't daytrade or have sustainable dividend income that actually matters. I am being devastated financially, mentally, and spiritually. Come on market, crash already. Please. At least sell off a bit at the end of the day to give me some hope.

THIS IS IT BEARBROS
WE'VE WON
SQQQ WILL NEVER STOP GOING UP FROM HERE

Fuck it, you know what? MBS is meeting the G7 tomorrow, I'm going to put more money into USO.

>>18078635
>>18078608
>options will make me rich
>WSB told me!

>>18078635
most of my stuff is for april. im hoping i can make back at least 2k. how about you?

>>18078643
this jumping back in.... hahaha printer go brrrrrrrr

>>18078608
Damn, son. What did you learn?

>>18078587
this is what literally everyone wants to do except trump/gop. That lull in consumer spending would continue to tank the market so they want people to go back to work asap. Consequences of the virus spreading be damned back into the cage wagies.

>>18078655
Fuck you. We are smarter than the kikes. Which is why they have to dump SQQQ to buy in cheap cuz they are manipulating satanic kikes

look like panic buying has begun

>>18078608
>>18078635
why is it always robinhood? i never see any ToS loss porn wtf?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I LITERALLY INVERSED SMG YESTERDAY AND MADE THE EASIEST MONEY OF MY LIFE

im trying to get in long and I just dont know when to pull the trigger

>>18078587
I really like this social distancing thing.. this situation will probably cause a lot of jobs to be lost forever as people realize what positions are needed and what aren't

>>18078661
I want to agree with you, but this has been an unbelievable week.

>>18078680
take my winnings whenever I can in a rigged market.

>SQQQ going back to February in a day
FFFFFFFUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I'm not sure i can hold

And then Bobo thought to himself as his losses went parabolic, "what if this is pump is real?"

>>18078559
>Look at this market, there's so much money to be made
Yeah haha BASED jewish crapshoot market, just make money at the casino bro oh wow look I won $1000 on roulette!! Just remember that the house always wins, faggot. Sooner or later your balls will be on the chopping block too when the kikes decide to put the DUMP in their PnD scheme.

>>18078661
Two Green Day’s in a row is extremely bullish tho

As is the Saudi prince’s shit

>>18078687
yesterday

>>18078681

>still prattling on about meme virus 2020

who gives a fuck I want easy money

I'm living in a tent right now, I'm out of food and mostly eating fish that I catch in a nearby river. I have $300 to my name. Tell me where to put it to get the most out of it

>>18078645
Bears have a plague on their side

People still don't seem to get that having 60,000 cases today means 120,000 by Monday.

>>18078661
>I resonate with that OP image on a spiritual level. I started the day at 8.6k. I am at 7.9. I lost over 700 dollars, so many days of hard work at the market. I am dying inside. I was so happy all these days and I can't stop crying thinking of the prospect this shit won't go back down, that I might lose more, that I can't get cheapies in the amounts I want as I wait for it to rise, that I can't daytrade or have sustainable dividend income that actually matters. I am being devastated financially, mentally, and spiritually. Come on market, crash already. Please. At least sell off a bit at the end of the day to give me some hope.

What about the stimulus bill? That could pump markets when they actually pass it, especially if they do it tomorrow.

Holding on for dear life bros where we at?

>>18078687
should have done it yesterday. you can try tomorrow/friday tho, and then fucking get ready to hold bags until the economy recovers

>>18078640
not today

OH NO NO NO NO NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOOO COCKYOH NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18078706
A gun

oh shit bros, my friend invite free stock just came through! I'm rich!

>>18078706
buy food you nigger. don't fucking gamble it

>>18078685

What time is the jobs report lads? I'm thinking of selling most things and buying into SDOW right before. Then if things don't short, selling out of SDOW. Seems like a brilliant idea.

>>18078713
My stomach is turning and I'm ignoring the charts

>>18078706
0.o
buy some food bro

SAY IT WITH ME LADS
>V SHAPE RECOVERY
V SHAPE RECOVERY
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V SHAPE RECOVERY
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V SHAPE RECOVERY
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V SHAPE RECOVERY

>>18078713

hi.

>>18078698
This thought has occured to me, that the market has decided to completely decouple from reality and that it's going to be a completely artificial V shaped recovery. I might dump my shorts on the next red day. I'm not dumping shorts and buying stocks on a green day, that's retarded.

>>18078694
Then brush yourself off, deposit some more money and get back into the green fren! So long as you're learning, you'll make it. Just keep pricey lessons to minimums.

>>18078693
>thinking it's because of orange man
That retard sinks the Dow every time he opens his mouth. Less Trump, less red.

I've settled on my 3 stock portfolio for the next 3 years.

Greggs
PZ Cussons
Fever-tree

What do you think, lads? Everytime I save 3k I'm gonna put 1k each into them. I have 20k in savings so that'll keep my going, consistently putting money into them for a few months.

Tell me why I shouldn't.

There's no way this isn't a bulltrap. People are still in panic and still under pandemic, next week will be bears

Buy airlines. Most have tanked but will recover once this over. Plus lots pay dividends so you can stock up on some cheap income.

>>18078734
8:30 AM, at market open

>>18078670
Shouldn't have gotten too cocky, Bobo. Hindsight is a bitch.

Deep into spxs, sqqq and tvix. Where are my brothers in arms? Have I made a mistake?

>>18078681
thank God i got into day trading and can just work from home, "social distancing" is more normal everyday lifestyle lmao. thank God I'm not a normie who is living paycheck to paycheck with some shitty soul-sucking day job and either lost it and will potentially get evicted/foreclosed on, and probably will have to go out into the danger and beg for some other shitty job just so they don't die. thank God that's not my life.

>>18078716
yeah ill see tmrw/fri because 3 or 4 green days like this just seems wild...i bet a sell off before the weekend. Im new to this so we'll see

>>18078726
You're gonna make it friend.

>>18078686
so buy for tomorrow??

if i do a stop loss order on robinshit when i buy something can i sell it right away or is it going to tell me YOU ALREADY HAVE AN ORDER because of the stop loss?

>>18078761
only in spirit. hold bro, i have hope for you

did I really miss my once in lifetime opportunity?

Stimulus will pass this evening and everything will skyrocket tomorrow. Buy today

>>18078761
ANON, SQQQ WILL NEVER BE RED AGAIN, IT'S ALL UP FROM HERE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I hate being on the side of bears.

They’re always seething over the dumbest shit. When everything goes their way it’s always because they’re so smart and when it doesn’t, it’s because the jews. Unbearable.

>>18078709
>it’s worse than we thought!!
>well I guess that stimulus isn’t enough, we’ll have to do MORE

>>18078743
We're in the middle of a W

>>18078761
In this clown world, who knows. If they don't pass the stimulus bill today, combined with (known) bad jobs numbers, it could be a red day tomorrow.

THREAD QUESTION:

who will play 4chan in the documentary about this economic crash?

>>18078761
Yes, but that's okay. Just hold like the rest of us and either be vindicated by the end of the week or crash into the abyss.

>>18078772
No

>>18078774
UP UP UP UP
I BELIEVE IN YOU SQQQ

>>18078702
The prince hasn’t said anything yet tho has he?

>>18078773
priced in

>>18078784
Coronavirus

>>18078687
Stop being a pussy.

>>18078774
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE'RE GONNA BE SO FUCKING RICH WITHOUT DOING JACK SHIT YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18078645

This is one hell of a dead cat bounce

"Lockdown measures working to slow virus" means they wont abandon it and lockdown would be extended indefinitely.

If the cases were still rising exponentially then they'd give up and let the economy return to normal

>>18078784
>The hacker known a 4chan

>>18078761
WITNESS ME

So what stocks are cheap that has potential?

And why?

Friends been saying it’s good time to get into stocks but will never give out any actual recommendations.

I don't get it? Literally what news has come out that shows everything is going back to normal?

>>18078726
>still much better than me for the day
AAAHHH

>>18078621
>
im tempted to throw $100 at that, im guessig the gas companies will get bailouts

>>18078550
I will kill myself if tomorrow opens green again
Fuck the system is cheating
>hey free market let's play this game
>taste this cheat unlimited damage combo set

>>18078784
need someone to paint themselves pink and scream into the void for 30 minutes straight? I'm available

>>18078789
so you think it will tank again soon?

>>18078791
Supposed to at the g20 meeting tomorrow or this weekend?

>>18078779
delicioso

>>18078772
Nah it will do this again in another 7-11 years!

I lost so much money from options what the fuck you guys told me buying puts is guaranteed money fuck this shit

>>18078749
the real trick in this game is testing. do a bunch of backtesting because there's tons of data you can play with there and see what happened instantly compared to realtime where you have to wait. forward testing in paper trading, where the trades are real but otherwise everything is made up and the points don't matter. that's basically where you see how reasonably you can actually get filled for your entries and exits and how well you can predict movements, what your winrate is really like, etc. then you move on to using real money, but only small amounts. like $10 or $20 bets to start out with. then if you're successful with that, you can start to slowly increase your position sizes.

it's the dumbfucks who don't know anything and then sell a bunch of naked puts who get rekt.

>tfw J-shaped recovery
>tfw J for Jerome

>>18078776

>unbearable

>>18078429
Imagine being inside and digesting.....

>>18078814
i sold my puts last week when the drops started slowing. i'm just waiting for the all clear to switch back to bull mode

>>18078790
>>18078798
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18078706
Forget food, you can always ask for government aid. Invest that money on a gun for protection, or stocks that you think will go up. Good luck man.

Deep breaths, bear bros

>>18078774
this is the kind of technical analysis i come here for. surely if line go up, it can never go down again. surely.

>>18078702
That's why I'm all in on GUSH.

OH NO A (((DRAFTING ERROR))) IS PREVENTING THE BILL FROM BEING VOTED ON UNTIL LATER TONIGHT, CONVENIENTLY AFTER MARKETS ARE CLOSED

>>18078779

Thank god im not a retard

>>18078725
I second this

>>18078710
I know you meant that for me, and all I can tell you is
>cannot pay dividends until loan is paid off
Not only is sell the news a thing, but the fact all the investors piling in for cheapie dividends won't even get their dividend? Yea right, I don't see that pump happening.

>>18078713
Me. I think I am gonna nap and pray things are better when I wake up.

>>18078759
I just wanted to meet my monetary goals, I was gonna be a good boy after reaching 10k because a recovery from any angle at that point will lend me to the 25k mark.

>>18078761
Load up your gun. You will either use it to shoot in the air to celebrate tomorrow, or use it on yourself.

>>18078808
I salute you good sir. Least this week I am technically down only 10%

>>18078784
There won't be a 4chan mention in the movie, it will be about r/wallstreetbets

"The Autists of Main Street"

>>18078846
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HERE COMES THE V RECOVERY FOR SQQQ

>>18078826
There's a whole lot more bad news to come that isn't priced in, this isn't the last pump to end all pumps. You'll see another opportunity.

>OH NOOOOOO MY OPPORTUNITYRINO OF A LIFETIMEZINOOOOOOOOOO
>SMG HELP MEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAA
how do we get rid of these faggots?

>>18078774
DEAD BAT

>>18078645
Press is negative, it's the same press that was pushing climate change. There was already some serious brawl in california over toilet paper.

Press should be held accountable the hysteria they have created over this flu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZbMoCHyh1M

>>18078776
>well I guess that stimulus isn’t enough, we’ll have to do MORE
there is already talk at Congress about another stimulus. Maybe a few hundred billion this time

>>18078811
Maybe because it's not SOP to reveal your portfolios to people, and seen as obnoxious when people go "Tell me what to buy rather than me having to look into it." Because when things go bad, you'll autistically screech and blame others without accepting responsibility for your own actions.
tl:dr - dyor

>>18078811
A good question, what products do you buy and why, what services do you buy and why? Look at those things first and find companies that are on the market for those things.

>>18078689
I like this image but the only thing i see bad about this friday is every friday up to this point didnt have lmao infinite brrrr.

>>18078836
Heh I felt bretty good about that one

Oh no bull bros, we got too cocky!

KRATOS AT $13
>KRATOS AT $13
KRATOS AT $13
>KRATOS AT $13
KRATOS AT $13
>KRATOS AT $13

>>18078827
What happens if he tells everyone to eat shit and doesn’t end the oil price war ?

I was breakeven yesterday, now i'm 3% below breakeven this is humiliating, should have just taken my gains last week.

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YOU FAGGOTS AREN'T BETTING AGAINST BRRR ARE YOU? BOTTOM IS IN, FUNDAMENTALS MEAN JACK SHIT.

Sell now, bullfaggots. You were warned.

>>18078884
is that unmanned?

>>18078703
>sold near top last month
>bought some blue chips at bottom yesterday, decided to sleep on a few
bittersweet feel

>>18078861
OOOOOOOOOOOOO UP UP UP OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UP UP UP OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UP UP UP

>>18078860
Absofuckinglutely correct goddamn it.
>my fellow autists it’s been a yolo tendies

wtf i listened to you guys and /r/wsb and i lost so much money

Why are you buying now? Wait for a real trend and then buy.
Right now the whole thing is basically just gambling with extra steps. You win some, you lose some. Some are lucky, some are not, some are smart, some art not, and some are lucky but think they are smart.

If we get healthy (as in not a risky pump) growth for a week, then Ill buy back.

>>18078888
NO MY REVERSE SPLITTERINO GUSHERONI

>>18078774
EVERYONE GIVE SQQQ YOUR POWER

SAY IT WITH ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18078854
tits unironically too big, gross.

>>18078888
>quads confirm more price war shenanigans
Based MBS

At least the govt handout will offset my losses cause im a poorfag...

>>18078907
Always do the inverse of what we do you retard

>>18078776
>When everything goes their way it’s always because they’re so smart and when it doesn’t, it’s because the jews
Do you really think we have a free market? Do you really think big line is going up despite the complete halt of the global economy?
Stupid fucking nigger retard

>>18078871
Hundred billion? That’s nothing.
We need at least several thousand billion.

>>18078863
>There's a whole lot more bad news to come that isn't priced in
>markets are forward looking
>public news that will affect markets aren't priced in

>>18078653
I'm working 60 hours a week I can sit on this for a long time
I just don't want it to be like 2008 where I had money saved, and kept it in a savings account instead of buying

TUMBLE INCOMING

>>18078907
market is inherently unpredictable, stop listening to people and use common sense

>>18078898
absolutely, it's designed as a low cost stealth jet strike drone to act as an unmanned wingman for the F-35, or to throw into Russian air defenses without risking precious piloterinos and their billion dollar birds

It's the future of warfare

>>18078660
What announcement? sauce

>>18078916

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dump in progress
D U M P I N P R O G R E S S

>>18078916
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18078854
tfw there this crazy girl with boobies just like that who wants me to inseminate her for months and months now, only reason i still talk to her is those tig ol bitties

dunno what to do

GUYS DONT WORRY I SHORTED AMD BACK AT $45 CLEARLY I CAN'T BE PROFITABLE SO THINGS WILL ONLY BE BULLISH FROM HERE

>>18078916
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i was promised it would go down, wheres my fucking collapse faggots?

>>18078916
NOOOOOO ITS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UP UPUPUPP OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Great depression is over bobos

nice dip to buy shorts before press conference/vote

>>18078908
Why isn’t she holding her pinky out?

What a low class uncultured cumdump slut. Who is she?

>>18078916
>>18078954
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

All these bear niggers and their rh losses, ever heard of stop losses? lol

>>18078900
We're not at bottom yet, lad. My now unemployed mate applied for unemployment benefits in the UK today and there was a online queue of 250000 in a single day. Imagine how many job losses there have been in the US.

>>18078774
Checked

>>18078916
HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH GIVE IT UP BOBOS

The dump is literally just BA deflating

Activate it

>>18078916
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GOOOOOOOOOOO DOWWWNNNNN

>>18078907
Just buy some index ETF's and DCA in.

Okay, Okay, But if tomorrow is shit. Wouldn't loading up on SQQQ right now since it's so cheap be a really good move? I don't see why so many of you are panicking when there is a 50/50 chance your gonna moon in 24hrs.

>>18078774
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>18078916
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18078954
Now this is podracing

Has the 10k SQQQ @ 23.xx "I'm new and what is sqqq?" Anon posted today?
I'm actually feeling bad for him

Based Corona chan

>>18078916
TAKE MY ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAASAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK BROS DID I MISS THE BOTTOM?

>>18078949
sorry i'm taking one for the team, see: >>18078947

if you bulls make money it's because of me, remember my sacrifice for you guys to save the world economy.

>>18078939
>position dropped from 37% to 26% in less than one hour
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!! WE'RE DIVING TO REACH AN EVEN DEEPER BOTTOM!!!!

LET'S GO BROTHERS!

Brookfield is edging closer to my $65 sell limit.

Why are people saying Unemployment Numbers release tomorrow? It says Apr 3 on the Bureau of Labor Statistics webiste:
https://www.bls.gov/schedule/news_release/empsit.htm

>>18078908
I always buy when the price is below my cost basis. I never sell anything but covered calls and maybe a few credit spreads.

>>18078958
>>18078972
see you tomorrow faggots

>>18078916
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

at least i got this fellow bobolords

NO STIMULUS TODAY AHAHAHAH

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL

TOMORROW WE GET UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS

>SQQQ
>SDOW
>SPXS
>ALL IN

Why do bulls consider an 8,000 point drop in 5 weeks a victory?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UP UP UP OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UP UPUP>>18078983
>>18078984
>>18078984
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UP UP UP OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UP UP UP

>>18078916
ITS NOT GOING DOWN UNTIL AFTER THE STIMULUS BILL PASSES

>>18078860
>The Autists
FUCK NO. THAT'S OURS. They can take whatever title they want, but not that. Not fucking that.

>whenever I feel fomo of missing out on long term tendies I buy a little PEP and V

worst case, market craters some more and I miss out on another 30% discount on amazing companies

best case, I've been buying the bottom

>>18078982
That is 100% what i'm gonna do. First time investing too, gonna buy near close.

>>18079003
YES
YES

YEEEEESSS

>>18078927
Seethe more tranny
After a 30% drop, a bounce of 10-20% is absolutely expected. That’s not even a half-retracement.
How fucking new are you?

BA pump status = SCALPED
Now let the spy dump

>>18078973
it's activating!

>>18078935
Gotta keep those Russians in line, lol. Such a threat. They might get in the way of our infinite gibs to the whole third world we're importing.

>>18078988
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18078542
i wonder if there will be a drop when normalfaggots who all lost their jobs realize unemployment pays jack shit if anything

>>18079009

redditors are all thieves

>>18078988
No, when it becomes clear how many have lost their jobs we'll have hit the bottom, but stocks are gonna be cheap for at least 2 month if it's anything like the 2008 crash.

>>18078761
135 SPXS @ $20.77
Hold to $0.
Tempted to double down.

I FOMO bought at SPX 2565. Your welcome fags

What the fuck just happened

Bullbros... I'm sorry... just know that I will spend your money on only the most basic necessities. Drugs, alcohol and women.

>>18078864
wait about a month or two, they'll self-deport with worthless options and empty wallets. Those who survive will join us.

all in on spy dumping and vxx mooning

YES. Bought some SQQQ around $21. I'm getting rid of that shit before the CHADAQ pumps back up during power hour.

Rolling for SQQQ green close

>>18078994
You're looking at monthly. Weekly comes out tomorrow:
https://www.marketwatch.com/tools/calendars/economic

>>18079003
Oh shit

Price moving back to vwap before close would lead to a 3% dump in itself kek'd

>>18079004
We day trader nao

>>18078550
Hang on till Monday. If you're still fucked, just accept it and move on.

>>18078968
yeah, that was reasoning for not going all in yesterday. wasn't anticipating +3k so soon though

Fuck you TVIX drop below 300 so I can buy more of you

>>18078916
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18078784
an extra painted as a pink wojack who 'falls' from an office window in the background of a scene

>>18079033
Turkey is using drones against Syria and Russia, Russia is responding with their own drones. It's literally just how war works now. You can even have drones shoot at drones without a real war declaration, creating free money for defense contractors on both sides.

Bobros...doesnt most of the public already know unemployment numbers will be high? Im worried

>>18079015
bad idea, EOD will probably be a biblical sell off

>>18079009
That’s all I saw when I went there. They took tendies from r9k too.

>>18078916
AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18079070
Bullish for KTOS.

>>18078968
this is what I don't understand about bullkeks instantly rejoicing after two good days. The fed may be going ham on propping up this economy but I'm seeing the real world effects of this. A lot of fucking people are out of work, a lot of places are outright closed with no intention of opening back up by easter, the virus still isn't contained and there's not a vaccine yet. Hospitals and morgues in NY are starting to report that they're at capacity. Italy cases went back up instead of continuing to go down. Spain had a fuck ton of people die yesterday. Where are people getting this positive outlook like everything solved and the bottom is in and we're going to rocket back to ATH?

Why does it look like a bubble? Oh I know why - Because it's a BULL TRAP

>tfw bought the bottom

SHOULD I WAIT TILL FRIDAY OR MONDAY TO BUY????????

>>18079071
I also thought that the stimulus package was priced in, so I don't know what to think anymore.

>>18078916
AAAAAAAA

>>18079079
is this twin peaks or has bobby been in something else?

>>18079077
>>18079036
I can't lie. This hurts more than the money lost in SQQQ and SDOW.

Well this sucks, pulled out yesterday after a sweet 12% return, and I thought there was no way that the market could keep on going up. Missed out on an easy 5k today. Probably to late to buy in though,

BULL BROS WE RISING BACK UP

OHNONO SQQQ BROS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

anyone buying anything other than puts right now is retarded

>>18077802
>Your money is being eroded quickly by levered volatility.
Explain how this works.

>>18079091
Lucky fuck.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UP UP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T HOLD IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REMEMBER ME /SMG/ REMEMBER ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18079107

i hate reddit so fucking much

>>18079114

>>18079008
IT ALREADY PASSED DIDNT IT

well I'm down 20% all time instead of 44%

should I sell everything now?

>>18078761

I'm into SPXS for about 700$ original purchase. Was up to about 820$ on Monday and now I don't even know what it's worth, probably 400-500. I'm holding until liquidated or selling for a profit.

>>18079092
What are ya buyin?

>>18078916
AHHHHHH

>>18079120
it only really eats your ass in crab weeks

>>18079114
Fucking bullshit

>>18079126
He wasn't ready, with hands made of brittle glass.

>>18079085
>30% down from atm
Bubble already popped bubble boy. We recovery now

>>18079109
>thinking the bounce will last 1 (ONE) day
really deserved it desu, on the bright side im up 20k today :3

>>18079085

>>18079126
Weak. I'm ashamed I called you my brother.

>>18079073
sell of what. everything?

>>18078908
>the fabled Follow-through technique
based smug poster

>>18078916
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You did buy at $20,000, right anon?

I did tell you there was diamondium level support at those levels...

>>18079073
Yep just bought in right now as I saw the deal was cancelled.

>>18079084
Big money was poring over infection graphs in fucking January. All of this is why we crashed fuckkng 30% in a month. Record times.

Then they priced in rate cuts as meaningless, next the unemployment Goldman predicted, then QE and stimulus and now, even further stimulus. You’re looking at old news as the only thing that matters.

Stacking two green days in a row is evidence of some stability and the end of freefall.

>>18078916
>so many bear newfags
buy signal

>>18079109
You got 12% that's good. Don't get tilted you'll lose your fucking bag.

>>18078982
>it can go up or down so that means it's 50/50
it's actually amazing how often I hear this about stocks

>>18079026
I would agree with you except for the fact that WE HAVE HAD QE SINCE SEPTEMBER AND OVER A TRILLION FUCKING DOLLARS IN REPOS EVERY FUCKING NIGHT, PLUS ANOTHER 6 TRILLION BAILOUT FAGGOT

KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING STUPID NIGGER

>>18078916
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm still here bros
Dubs means green close

>>18079156
I'm 85% equities, 15% sqqq. Pretty comfy.

based DRUMPF and JEROME uncrashing this plane

R*ddit BTFO
Dr Fraudci BTFO
BEARS BTFO

Hope you loaded up on boomerstox. The bottom is over. I told you a week ago.

>>18079169
>everything is priced in!!!
>market still moving
if everything was priced in the market wouldn't move genius

I did it frens, me first dollar

Im still waiting for my approval from robinhood, i posted my SSN pic yesterday. How long does it take for approval?

>>18079208
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new thread
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new thread
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new thread
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new thread

>>18079179

if you're so fucking sure its rigged WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING?

WEN up 90% this week

Just bought a SPY put for $209, 04/08 at $2.97. Am I gonna make it bros?

>>18079092
Buy whenever, anon. It will eventually go a lot higher than it is now, but you should spread your money out over at least three months, don't just go all in, just in case it dips further.

>>18078916
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18079212
Lol dump that site and go on TDA, made my account was approved within 20 mins

>>18078706
what does your tent live in? $300 won't make great money in the stock market. just buy supplies you need and focus on getting an income stream.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

To the moon!

>>18079132
LOL, OH HONEY NO.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/03/25/trump-senate-coronavirus-economic-stimulus-2-trillion/

>>18079209
posting this on your behalf

>>18078916
aaaaaaaaaAaaaaAaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18079169
but how can something be priced in when we don't completely understand how long it will be? We don't know when things will get back to normal, or do you? When are people going to start feeling comfortable again to take a cruise, or fly, or go to a concert? When will the people who lost their jobs get them back or get new ones? How many people is this thing going to ultimately kill? Along with a host of other questions I feel like there's still way too many unknowns left to safely say this is gonna be all sunshine and rainbows from here on out and we're going back up for good

>>18079209
actually made me lol congrats man

>>18079255
Thank you fren

>>18079105
It is twin peaks

>>18079179
no

No no no no fuckin no
Do you hate reading?

REPO IS NOT THE SAME AS UNLIMITED QE

THE TRILLION PER NIGHT IS NOT CUMULATIVE

REPO IS NOTHING LIKE BUYING CORPORATE DEBT
ITS NOT EVEN THE SAME FUCKING SPORT ITS A WHOLE DIFFERENT BALL GAME

WHY DONT YOU GET THIS?
LENDING TO THE BIGGEST BANKS WHO GIVE TBILLS AS COLLATERAL ISNT THE SAME AS BUYING RISKY CORPORATE DEBT.

YOU ARE A RETARD IF YOU STILL DONT GET THIS

DO SOME RESEARCH OR FUCKOFF BACK TO POL

>>18079169
basically this. If we do establish a new bottom it will crab toward it in the next 6-9mths. Too many newfags thinking more pozzed states will tank the market. Also, Trump is opening the economy on Easter

>>18079220
Because it's rigged AGAINST you in the long run, retard. You never know when they will pump/dump and you'll lose everything trying to play their game. They do it to squeeze as much money out of everyone as possible.

>>18078905
you get bonk'd

If you're not in puts right now, you're a fucking idiot. If you think this isn't a dead cat bounce, you're a fucking idiot. If you think we're not reaching SPY 230 MINIMUM, with the jobs report coming out Friday morning, you're a fucking idiot.

I'm going to reach 100k by the end of the week and there's nothing you stupid bulls can do about it

>>18078327
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE RAN OUT OF PRINTING PAPER!!!

Bought the peak like a fucking idiot.. Fingers crossed market pumps before close so i break even and have more cash for tomorrow