/biz/ - Business & Finance

thoughts on scooping up some MIST?

Top picks for tomorrow?

Already got TVIX and SQQQ

>>18066081
Sqqq 4 me

>>18066058
cunny

Hi i came here from wsb and was wondering what the best call to buy at opening tomorrow? just want to get a differing opinion

For the love of god let it all burn.

>>18066081
>>18066088
>sqqq
I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep tonight.

>>18066081

got 34% today on MEIP tho, was p nice waking up to a nice bump. Too bad I'm playing with babby sizes

I don't respect women, bros

>>18066090
Based

use >>18064110 or we will enter an endless cycle of multiple /smg/ threads

>>18066090
I can't find that word anywhere in the dictionary?

>>18066113
If the market does go red tomorrow, non-nasdaqs will probably yield better.

But i'm already stuck with what I got.

Should I hold oil and airline?

>>18066104
fucking straddle or strangle GME going into earnings.. fucking stock is so pent up

>>18066104
For sure! I suggest KYS calls. They are really cheap and high cost benefit ratio.

>>18066080
https://www.benzinga.com/general/biotech/20/03/15650660/milestone-pharma-shares-crater-as-study-results-miss-primary-endpoint
Why would you buy? Do you make a habit of buying companies selling things that don't work?

>>18065507
i will ask again...how the fuck does an airline cut emissions? just not fly? how would that even work?

>>18066016
Buy cheap chemicals.

>>18066058
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-just-donated-1-200100715.html

Are any other companies spending resources to build free medical equipment?

>>18066139
It might be a bit early to go bullish in general, but this isn't the worst time to buy in assuming your oil holdings aren't leveraged ETFs. Thursday might be a mess for you, though, since unemployment numbers will officially come out that day

>>18066148
It's not the planes flying but the manufacturing of the planes themselves

Who's ready to ride the elevator down to 15k?

>>18066090
fuck off pedo loli poster.

>>18066133

>>18066175

cant wait

>>18066153
Also tech that has been hit hard. Also Brookfield Asset managers, they own utilities, renewables and real estate, and are shifting to the developing world. Don't even have a position yet, but the CEO also sounds like a nice guy with a real strategy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmt1Li1Rnes&t=1053s

7.5 EARTHQUAKE ON THE EAST COAST OF RUSSIA
TSUNAMI HITS JAPAN IN ONE HOUR!
https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/hawaii/articles/2020-03-24/quake-off-russias-far-east-islands-prompts-tsunami-warning

>>18066175
It's going to feel like a chinese elevator with how fast it plummets.

Buy puts brehs. Thursday when the unemployment numbers come out the market is going to fucking shit itself.

>>18066164
Wasn't Cuomo crying this morning that these on-demand ventilators would take 6 months to reach hospitals?

>>18066205
Are we seriously living in the end times?

>>18066058
who else here /tvix/? got in at 290 earlier today in anticipation of selling tomorrow. feeling pretty good about it right now, already up a bit.

>>18066148
"Realistic" shit:
>go back to higher load factors (fewer flights that are more full, but get raped by irregular operations leading to Dr. Dao instances)
>more penalties for flying heavy + fuel dumping so lower fuel reserves = some catastrophic incident when they can't sit in a holding pattern
gay new deal shit:
>plains that operate on solar power and unicorn farts or something

>>18066205
Stop freaking out, if there even is one it will hit the northern island, not much going on there.

>>18066229
No. THE HAPPENING TIMES!

>>18066229
7.5 ain't shit, it's a big earthquake don't get me wrong but if we're talking impending apocalypse it would need to be an 8 or greater to impress.

It could be a foreshock for a larger earthquake though =]

Maybe it's time to turn on based retard dutchsinse to listen to him spew a bunch of completely insane, but comfy, shit about earthquakes.

>>18066205
was it a nuke?

>>18066220
Do I sell SQQQ tomorrow and buy puts or should I hold in preparation for Black Thursday? I'm leaning to the latter because I'm negative brain when it comes to options trading

>>18066229
yes.. yes we are anon..

>>18066220
PUTs on what?

>>18066270
>wake up tomorrow
>JAPAN HIT WITH 8.3 EARTHQUAKE
Imagine that market

>>18066300
That would be nice

>>18066281
I wont be selling before 30 a share

>>18066205
Death and suffering of Japan is priced in. Bullish.

>>18066321
Seconded. There's no way it won't hit 30 some time this week.

>>18066300
crazy thing is, a 7.5 *foreshock* wouldn't actually be unprecedented

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Sumatra_earthquake

if we get a 9er in the pacific rim you can kiss the stock market goodbye.

can we go back to got too cocky meme? it's slightly more entertaining than all the retarded priced in posts

Thoughts on SPY puts at $230 for Friday?

>>18066354
cocks are priced in

>>18066300
Priced in. Bullish
BUY BUY BUY

>>18066270
don't underestimate japan's nuclear reactors' ability to fail even from weak quakes

>>18066366
OH NO NO NO BULLBOS WE GOT TOO PRICED IN

>>18066362
Seems like a good chance to me. Thats why I have some myself. But the IV will make the premium huge, so might not be worth unless you bought today.

The fucking market is literally horizontal

use the old thread first brainlets
>18064110
use the old thread first brainlets
>18064110

use the old thread first brainlets
>18064110

use the old thread first brainlets
>18064110

use the old thread first brainlets
>18064110

use the old thread first brainlets
>18064110

@18066410
cringe

>>18066321
I said tomorrow out of assumption it hits $30 tomorrow because muh dead cat bounce, but there will almost certainly be another panic Thursday with the unemployment report (which will easily be double-digits)

>>18066410
>can't even link correctly

>>18066389
i generally have great respect for, and faith in, the japanese ability to mitigate earthquakes. fukushima was an exception not a rule.

having said that,

>Large and great earthquakes are common in this region. Four other M 7 and larger events have occurred within 250 km of today’s earthquake over the preceding 120 years; all were west of the oceanic trench, on or near the subduction zone interface in the region. Three M 8 and larger events have occurred within 500 km of today’s earthquake; a M 8.3 megathrust event about 425 km to the south in November 2006; a M 8.1 normal faulting earthquake just east of the trench adjacent to the November 2006 earthquake; and the M 9.0 November 1952 Kamchatka megathrust earthquake, about 430 km to the north. Damage in relation to these events was almost exclusively tsunami-related. In January 2009, a M 7.4 reverse faulting earthquake occurred at a depth of about 35 km just to the east of the oceanic trench, 300 km to the south of the March 25, 2020 earthquake. The location, depth and mechanism of that event make it most analogous to today’s earthquake. The 2009 event is not known to have caused damage, or to have generated a significant tsunami.

From the USGS website on this quake. Tsunami risk is low - hope it's not a foreshock. This area produces 9ers.

>>18066410
No, we two threads now.
One for shitposting, one for diet shitposting.

>>18066410
was this priced in?

is coronacoin a good option?

>>18066389
Fukushima Daiichi was constructed from pure cronyism. Its sister plant, Fukushima Daini, which was closer to the epicenter, was unscathed and was actually used as a base for all relief efforts in the area. Nuclear power plants are built and rated for rocket attacks. They are the safest places on the planet during an accident.
TEPCO, which managed Daiichi, is basically Japanese Boeing.

>>18066410
My bad, I wasn't aware there was another thread

Do precious metal fags have any useful insight?

>>18066449
only if it's priced in

>>18066321
bench mark 32 next monday
screencap

>>18066113
Current vibes. 100 shares i bought around mid day.

Dawned on me that crabs were in my future. What have I done?

>>18066296
>webm
You just know

>>18066396
OH NO PRICEDBULLS WE GOT TOO BRO'ED IN!

>>18066456
>Hating metal fags

Price this is casino fag, pink wojacks tomorrow,just delete your bull folder now.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH10efX7Png

>>18066456
if youre not holding youre fucked

Hypothetically, what happens when the market opens the day after we hit the third circuit breaker?

Bro’s.. how to get involved in pump and dumps?

>>18066498
The race war begins. Helter Skelter.

>>18066080
They just had a class action lawsuit dropped on them anon

>>18066498
Depends on if the same stupid feedback mechanism that caused the mass buy off across the board today gets set off again.

>>18066456
Palladium is the only precious metal that has any use as a general indicator of anything at all.

https://www.gtap.agecon.purdue.edu/resources/download/3828.pdf?fbclid=IwAR3kzApAwW8S7U0GtA5AVm6jenhHBgFyaQI8madBUz60Pt6TG5mJoR7fG88

"The model reveals that although the impacts of a base disease scenario is quite small (GDP loss of approximately 0.5%), the policies introduced to mitigate disease spread, such as school closure, yield unprecedented losses to the economy of up to 8% of GDP"

>>18066477
OH NO NO NO COCKBROS WE GOT TOO BULLED

>>18066480
>>18066479
Im not hating, I just wanna know.

Im holding a bit of silver anyway, I just dont know shit about the metals world.

>>18066538
OH NO SNEED BROS WE FEEDED TOO SEEDED

Why are futures still down :(

>>18066498
hear me
its going to crash
after the 3rd

>Corona looking more dire every day
>4% overall global mortality rate
>15% recovery/death rate
>Infected and deaths parabolic
>China still lying, probably millions dead
>US Hospitals will be FULL this week
>New York will have over 1k deaths in days
>Unemployment numbers coming
>No stimulus in sight
BUT WE UP 10% TODAY BOYS! BULLS ARE BACK!

>>18066510
Stocktwits

Dow 17500 end of day Friday

>>18066456

Yeah, for one some sites have low inventories and high order reqs to get your stuff shipped. Personally I just do like, 3:2 stack to speculation, since collectorfags are always out for rare/limited variants of certain coins and are willing to pay more. Like that silver eagle that released last fall, sold out in 15 minutes and crashed the mint site and the shit can sell for $1000 min.

>>18066555
Check the trip: Bruh, this shit is flat like a pancake.
It's GRUELING

>>18066473
Do you sell sqqq on when the market crabs or hold wait for bear?
>>18066510
If the market is down, put in a limit buy for sqqq in case the market pumps

>>18066587

>>18066587
>using futures to predict anything when j romeo has his foot welded to the gas pedal

>>18066573
DOW 7500 end of today.

>>18066175
My puts are spooking me literally trying to control my shaking. This is the easiest way for me to get financially rich. Even found an option that looked very promising with very good odds...only bought 2 options. Im too spooked to go all in even on options I seriously consider a good gamble.

>asian markets green
we might actually be out of this

>>18066599
If you are coming out with profit, don't stress it.

Take profits when you can even if you wind up leaving money on the table.

Slow and steady, aiming for a moonshot usually doesn't work out.

REOPEN WAFFLE HOUSE
NOW

>>18066569
Unemployment numbers already crashed the market last week, everyone keeps saying they’ll be horrible. Hey, do you think they’ll be horrible? Do you think the market thinks they’ll be horrible?

The only new shit is the 10trillion stimulus, the unlimited QE, and the whole “when you test more people, the infection numbers go up” thing.

Someone should make a .webm of 2 bobros standing on the side of a pink wojak in an elevator with DOW points as the floor and elevator music playing in background.

Slap it onto /gif/ or something.

>>18066387
heh

>>18066569
I'm trying to make a collage of the most nonsensical pumps. Any help appreciated

>>18066635
These are definitely wise words. Thanks fren

>futures about to hit the stop

fuck whats happening!

>>18066646
>Priced in!

>>18066552
Im not hating either, just saying if you dont physically own it now, chances are you wont be able to find some. If you do happen to find some the premiums are going to be very high.

Its only up from here

>>18066646
Something new is the large number of stay at home orders.

And the Mayor and Governor of new york panicing on the airwaves about how many fuckers are about to die in their city and state.

We're talking more bodies than 9/11.

Let that sink in.

>>18066671
what are you smoking

>>18066627
China: Complete lockdown, let the weak die, burn the bodies, "full recovery" in 3 weeks from "peak"
Japan: Peak autism
Korea I: Bullet in corona suspects
Korea II: Mass testing, identification, isolation

>>18066671
its -1.33%

wew, the dildo

>>18066689
>>18066709
They looked.

>>18066270
>foreshock
...n-no, i-it can't possibly be..
YELLOW
STONE

>>18066719
zoom out

>>18066685
Ive got thousands wating for me to deploy, I just want to know if silver is worth it.
Specifically if the collapse of the dollar is actually happening or if its just the latest round of doomsday predictions.

>>18066733
FUCK

>>18066736
zoom in
enhance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_8ZH1Ggjk0

>>18066705
>China: Lying
>Japan: Lying
>N Korea: Lying
>S Korea: Lying
Hmmmmm, I think I see a pattern....

>>18066737
The dollar cannot collapse as long as its the only currency that can be used to buy oil. If saudi's decide to take yuan instead silver won't matter because the US will be forced into war.

what ever happened to that tripfag Comfy? it's been a while since I've been on /smg/.

Also, I've got $200 to throw around. Any recommendations?

>>18066752
Buy SPXU and SDOW

>>18066752
lci, galt, or snss. build that memefolio for laughs

>>18066752
Get BUD while it's low, people are going to want to drink in the next few weeks.

>>18066752
pick up SQQQ while it's still cheap, it's almost certainly hitting $30 tomorrow

Can't short the dow tomorrow, my account too new. What would be the best shipping company to invest in right now? Fedex or UPS?

THE SECOND I ORDER THE FUCKING FUTURES START CRATERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK I JUST WANT TO HAVE MORE THAN 2K IN MY BANK ACCOUNT FUCK YOU YOU GOD DAMN POS MARKET FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>senate finally hammers out a bill, passes it midday tomorrow
>thursday just before jobs comes out the house skeleton quorum convenes to pass it by unanimous consent
>matt gaetz strides in, coofs on everyone, shoots down the bill and then starts reading off the jobs report and corona death numbers
bobos we made it

WTF was that?
Just flashed through. I take my eyes off the charts for 5 second and this happened.

>>18066780

DRYS and TOPS, the /smg/ classics.

>>18066804
that's my dildo, sorry
> //////<

>>18066780
No need to directly short the index, just buy into SDOW or another inverse ERF and roll in money

>>18066804
what is this meme program

Newfag here. What should I short? Where? Is there an exchange like Bitmex?

>>18066737
you'll make it with a stack like that. gold will be worth more
>>18066777
>blazing trips

>>18066823
thinkorswim.
TD Ameritrades trading platform.
Pretty useful, plenty of features for market analysis, has live news and a news wire as well.
AND
Minesweeper and tetris.

>>18066777
sell at 30 or get greedy?

Hum wish I knew how to buy shit when the market was close lol guess this is the price I pay for never giving a fuck before.

>>18066830
>Is there an exchange like Bitmex?

kek

>>18066749
Lol

>>18066874
do you think we are at the bottom?

yeah im thinking we are priced in baby

>>18066874
It's probably worth being greedy since Thursday is almost certainly going to be a bloodbath and SQQQ will likely hit above $30 like with Monday

If you'd rather not gamble selling at $30 isnt a bad idea

>>18066627
Well Asia is out of it. You are not. Asia markets now have to deal with collapse in demand from the West but money fleeing to them away from the DOW death machine.

>>18066780
Deutsche Post(DHL): DPSGY

>>18066874
SQQQ gets fucked when we have up days like this, its better to sell when its up, then buy back the next up day. Holding will just crab.

>>18066927
DHL is god damn fucking dogshit, I ordered a filter, guy used DHL as courier, I spent a week waiting for the shit to come only to realize it's not fucking coming so I asked the guy what's going on, apparently the DHL chucklefucks couldn't be arsed to even pick up my package.
Fuckers.

>>18066942
At least it's better than OnTrac

>>18066901
>>18066919
The big red day the bears all want is the unemployment numbers this Thursday. Its looking like it will be one of the worst ever. Couple with a friday close with more bad news coming in over weekends its possible the sell off continues into Friday afternoon. The ideal scenario for bears at least.

>>18066705
Noah Smith tier analysis. You should feel bad.
China: central quarantine in epicenter, mass testing, checkpoints, isolation, rct identifying best therapeutics, massive auxiliary support for hospitals, national ppe production on wartime scale. Infections peak two weeks from lockdown.
Korean: invasive testing, surveillance, isolation. not a bed of roses. infections peak two weeks from lockdown.
Japan: coverup, who knows
Taiwan: For every confirmed case, arrest 400 people
Singapore: Same.

You won't do it.

>>18066942
The service may be dogshit but they handle a good portion of amazon's international shipments.

THIS SHIT IS LITERALLY CRABBING AT RESISTANCE LEVELS

>>18066862
Damn. I don't think I can use Ameritrade. Not American.

>>18066981
and then in reality we get priced in crabs until a late friday pump

>>18066901
no but i dont want to have my ass crushed by volatility, i lost $45 a share holding on to UVXY after buying the top like a retard
>>18066938
i bought SQQQ at $25.11, $30 would be fine but hoping for more. not sure if i have the sack to see some gains tomorrow and count on multiplying them on thursday by holding overnight. 70% of my ass is in SPXS, 30% in SQQQ.

>>18066988
>china
>mass testing
2 points have been added to your social credit score.

>>18066220
Good album

>>18066994
omg what does it mean

>>18067000
Entirely possible and most likely considering how much bulls and bears got cucked past few days until today.

>>18066996
That sucks. Another web service you can use is called tradingview. It's free and you can open it on a browser. It will let you see the same basic thing but lacks a lot of functionality.

If your country has a free trading platform you could try that too.

>>18067010
Wut. Every private lab in the country was working 24/7 running tests, they've conducted so many they literally can't count them.

>>18066981
Nah, they'll hold off on signing the """stimulus""" bill till Thursday.

>>18067021
It means I can't tell what the fuck is happening.

>>18067031
I'm using Stake for trading rn. I can't see an option to buy puts etc, but I'm also a newfag and gay so who knows. I'll check it out though, cheers.

>>18067040
100,000s per every major city. They pioneered how to do it, and they did it.

.

Citigroup bought SQQQ, fun's over. Now the whales noticed.

>>18067057
idk about you guys but the masons in my town are a bunch of retirees that sometimes fundraise for charity and nothing more

>>18067066
priced in
BUY

>>18066139
I dunno airline. Oil has settled in to a range between 20 and 25 and seems to be waiting for some kind of news to make a move out of that area. Likely you will get a chance to buy again at <$22 before it breaks back out. There's a lot of moving parts and politics involved with the oil price right now, some of which could perhaps temporarily drop it below 20, other stuff enough of an excuse to push it to 35 for short term. Hold if your cost average is already below 22. I have nothing of value to offer on oil companies if you're playing that game.

>>18067079
the masons are the chinese rolex version of judaism

Man this market sure is baffling

>>18067106
>RANDOMLY IN THE GREEN OUT OF NOWHERE

>>18067049
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE STOCK MARKET WAS GREEN TODAY

WHY DID THEY CLOSE WAFFLE HOUSE FUCK FUCK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Based Bulls willing this market back up just for me to get in my puts

>>18066635
Fairly empty words though. We're fairly certain tomorrow is going to be green? How long do you hold depreciating stocks. Fug

>>18067147
it was just the stimulus bill being completed (not even passed), good for a whole 1% on futures

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1242677857240993794

>>18067106
can one got me

>>18066819
Ah I see, so a good plan would be to buy SDOW and SQQQ tomorrow morning, and sell on friday?

That was cool.

>>18067106
i've seriously done something similar to the guy with the screw gun before when i was out of battery and didn't want to run all the way to my truck for something quick and stupid

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE FUTURES DOING I JUST LOST 1000 DOLLARS REEEEE

Post your Oil stocks and recommendations. RDS.B>PSX> XOM>BP>MRO>OXY?
Also buy Butterfield.

WE WILL NEVER GO BELOW $2,400 EVER AGAIN

TITANIUM LEVEL SUPPORT AT THESE LEVELS

>>18067246
see >>18067184

>>18067184
Good. Futures may not pump on that until specifics of the bill are revealed. In the morning they need to release the specifics of the revised bill and the votes on it pass without incident.

>>18067255
Are you sure?

THIS IS SO LIKE FUCKING CLOCKWORK ONE DAY IT GOES UP NEXT IT GOES DOWN LMAOO

>>18067199
Triggered my stop loss haha...
Epic

Where were you when futures markets began playing out like a Bogdanoff meme video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y28Diszaoo4

>>18067289
I was watching that video moments before it even happened. This is serendipitous.

>>18067184
Great I missed the fucking news I've been waiting for all day

>>18066400
>wolf of wall street gif
cringe bro

>>18067304
NGL I was watching and joking about the video just before it happened (Hence why I missed the initial spurt).
Now I feel like I've summoned something that should never have been awakened....

>>18066752
He was a shit trader who busted out. Rkg is still here, but they've removed their trip. You can still tell who it is, for obvious reasons.

>red crab turned into a green crab
No! This can't be happening!

>Fox is told there is a deal on the $2 trillion coronavirus package. Text expected tomorrow morning. Likely Senate vote on Wednesday

What ever happened to weedman?

>>18067339
I see Rkg on occasion but I kind of went dark for a while myself. Not surprised comfy busted out. Did he lose his Series 7 license?

>>18067339

Does rkg still shill for gopro?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNDDDDDDD WE'RE BACK

>>18066058
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PRINT MONEY OUT OF THIN AIR AND POUR IT INTO THE STOCK MARKET NOOOOOO I GET PAID ON FRIDAY FUCK FUCK FU CK

>>18067351
>comfy
>Series 7
Comfy is a pizza delivery boy that delivers pizzas in the middle of potato fields and thought that him and his buddy came up with a genuis plan... deliver wings in the middle of potato fields.... i don't think you're talking about the same comfy

>>18066635
Aaaaand if you’re not?

>VIX futures coming back
>Market Futures slippin
Guys....?

So whats the best way we can all profit from the stimulus package? What I was thinking is to buy a ton of stocks a week before the package comes out and then sell when everyone buys stock on the day they get their money.

>>18067397
SELL THE NEWS AHHHHHHHHHH

wew.

>>18067413
That's not how it works bro..

>>18067419
What is this app?

>>18067339
Ah yeah I remember. His youtube videos made me laugh.

I busted out back in '18 after getting too greedy on some six flags calls. Quarantine and this vol got me itching to trade again.

What's the thoughts on JNUG to $8 next week? Trying to get some options that can make 100% moves.

>>18067421
Ok scrap that idea, what's your idea?

>>18067429
tradingview

>>18067419

>>18067397
Clown market filled with pessimistic vultures using a $2 trillion stimulus deal to set up a bulltrap to prey on boomers.

>>18067327

>>18067441
Thanks.

>>18067429
Excuse me. My bad. I keep on shilling tradingview for people who want to look at real time charts. The app is thinkorswim. TD ameritrade offers it for free.

>>18066220
patrician

>>18066752
>acknowledging tripfags ever
ngmi
>>18067439
>busting on theme park stocks
you should honestly stay out. i'm not even shitposting.

When should I open my shorts in preparation for Thursday’s unemployment numbers

>>18067496
tomorrow

>>18066919
>almost certainly
You keep on saying this
I’m now going to have to dump my SDOW. This level of certainty when everyone already knows the information you’re betting on... jeez.

>>18067446

https://twitter.com/alexsalvinews/status/1242682456215416833?s=21
Green tomorrow confirmed

>>18067419
THIS NIGGA PLAYING KOTOR

>>18067533
Priced __
What did you think today was pumping for?

Aren't bad unemployment numbers expected? Wouldn't the market only react strongly if the numbers surprised them (i.e. not as bad as feared)?

>>18067533
CAN I HAVE MONEY NOW?

>>18067533
We all know the poison is in the fine print.

>>18067535
SWTOR. Not KOTOR.
KOTOR is a great game. SWTOR is just open world MMORPG. Meaning I can sit in my fully opened temple on Yavin 4 and behold the sights from a Jedi point of view.

I fucking love that meme tho.

>>18067533
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What caused /biz/ to use poster IDs?

>>18067049
>I only know what happened after it already happened
>I don’t know if it’s a rejection or confirmation until afterwards
>I have no predictive abilities, all in can do is telll you what already happened using specific jargon that doesn’t actually tell you what will happen next
TA, ladies and gentlemen!

>>18067599
Someone once broke the tripfag algorithm.

>>18067572

Good question

SOMEONE ANSWER HIM

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>>18067586
>SWTOR in 2020
look at my defunct youtube channel from nearly a decade ago kek
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-MY45fHeGC4OFQrv2WzPRw

retard nigger here
how do I buy options or borrow stocks to short.
i'm using stake com au

>>18067289

>>18067620
>not as bad as feared
Why do you think they've been frantically preventing states from releasing reports before the national one?

>The package includes direct deposits for all Americans, $367 billion for loans to small businesses and an unprecedented program that will allocate $500 billion to the Treasury Department. Some of that money will be used to guarantee a Federal Reserve loan program for small and medium-size businesses. Larrry Kudlow, director of the White House’s National Economic Council, said the funds could be leveraged into $4 trillion of lending through the Fed.

>Most adults would receive direct payments of $1,200, while children would see $500 checks. Hospitals would receive some $150 billion under the deal and small businesses would get $367 billion in aid.

I'M RICH BITCH

>>18067629
Agreed on does not mean passed. But now its very likely.

>>18067631
lmao.
I've been a regular more or less player since 2011 when it came out. It's a great game and there's always so much shit to see. For the longest time I was going free to play. But then I went in as a subscriber. Honestly it was a good decision since a lot of things opened up I didn't have access to earlier.

There goes NZ

>$1200 OTP, income capped at 75k
>Individuals with no or little tax liability would receive the same amount

Looks like neets gets their cut from uncle sam after all.

uh oh bears

>>18067655
Like how this will affect stocks or you getting 1200 will make you rich?

>>18067673
>that wallpaper
cringe

>>18067496
Yesterday when we went up 10%.

>>18067699
That's it?

>>18067678
FUCK, I made 78K in 2018 (66K taxable) does that mean I just barely missed out?

>>18067699
IT'S FUCKING OVER, BEARS ARE KILL

>>18067572
This is what I fear/suspect.
And the numbers are more likely to be half as bad as expected than twice as bad as expected.

>Sends $1,200 checks to most Americans.
>Americans
Surprised Dems agreed to this.

>>18067599
to shit on pajeet scamming samefaggers.

>>18067704
I'm a neet and will use this money to buy a gun so I'll become rich by taking money from other people.

>>18066187
fuck off cartoon bear posting cryptokid

>>18067737
Boomer humor?

>>18067289
I miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>18067716

No idea if it's pre/after tax or if it includes tax exempt shit or not, shits breaking news right now. Keep in check anon.

>5 figures in the past 6 months
what do

APOLOGIZE BEARS

>>18067755
Democrats were pushing for all residents within the US, not just Americans.

cross your fingers for SPXY and SQQQ tomorrow lads, gotta buy more 40k minis to paint in lockdown tbqh

>>18067644
Because they are bad
Now. How good are governments at faking numbers?

I’m on the wrong side of this trade... maybe I can make my money back if I get back into UDOW and dump my SDOW.
>inb4 the exact scenario of “emotional trading”

>>18067678
>75k cap
EXCUSE ME? WHAT THE FUCK! WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT???

>>18067797
*SPXS

Futures really aren't doing much on news of the bill passing...
Priced in :^)

>>18067756
I'm pretty sure he was telling us his story.
But yeah, the crypto hype turned me off to it eternally. After the big crash and me getting out JUST in time. Ever since then I mostly just use boring old accounts but I have accounts on like RH etc for fun trading.
But I won't touch BTC or any other crypto.

Is this bullish?

>>18067822
Well yea, why do you think we were +10%?

>>18067822
Futures are a dogshit mark of trading hours. Its flat gambling.

>>18067716
>>18067806

You know what, I'm fucking retard.

https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2020-03-24/congress-white-house-stimulus-deal-coronavirus

>The amounts of the one-time payments, which officials hope could go out to Americans as soon as early April, will be based on income reported in 2018 taxes, declining gradually beginning with individuals who made $75,000 or married couples filed jointly who made $150,000. Individuals making $99,000 or above or married couples making $198,000 or more would receive no check. People would also receive an additional $500 per child.

>>18067834
>hantavirus
I thought we weren't allowed to use names that identified a geographical location.

>>18067834
hantavirus is pretty bad shit, 38% kill rate

>>18067797
They're going to dump. I seriously hope they don't, but they will.

>>18067673
Christ... I’m in the fucking Bay Area and we’ve not gotten anything that severe and direct. How fucked are NZers?
Or is this just because US national response is literally feces in a flaming bag?

>>18066456
I'm guessing we got one more big I'll shit before there's no chance to buy anything. I wish I had more than some scrap gold, I got a huge stack of silver but when it dumps again I'm getting platinum and bitcoin, and heading it with a good automation company later like next month.

>>18067876
why? you think we hit the bottom?

>>18067713
but stimulus package

>>18067783
For this shit?
Course please.

Did they get anything they wanted? Did anyone? Or is all it is just free money?

>>18067699
FUCK YEAH FORD BROS WHERE WE AT
GONNA GET ENOUGH BILLIONS TO CREATE THE BRONCO AND MUSTANG AND GONNA PAY OFF DEBTS AND KEEP THE DIVIDEND

12 A SHARE EOD

1 DOLLAR OPTIONS LUL

>>18067768
Grats dude I mean I would just put in into SPYD but you should remember to pay yourself along the way buy a new laptop or some shit too

what are some REITS that are going to suffer from no rent checks?

>>18067743
Better do it in anti-gun state.

>>18067868
>Individuals making $99,000 or above in 2018
THAT WAS THE FIRST YEAR I I MADE SIX DIGITS AT EXACTLY 100k. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!

My 1,200 is going straight into my brokerage account and i'm shorting whatever i can

Should i get rid of my SXPS shares now ?

>russel lagging behind at -1%

>>18067913
I HAD TO PAY 12K IN TAXES THAT YEAR! This is so fucking bullshit

>>18067868
What % of people made less than 99,000? I would guess like 95%.

>>18067895
>SPYD
nah. Index funds are highly suspect until this crash is over. Especially ones based on dividends, who knows which of them are gonna get cut?

If anything, SPYX probably the big brain option, considering how fucked oil is.

>>18067916
Depends. Are you retarded?

the house and senate have not even fucking voted on this bill

>>18067913
>make six figures
>complain about not getting $1,200
I know this is a humble brag bait but I’m still replying to say CONGRATULATIONS AND FUCK YOU
what do you do?

>>18067935
Yes

>>18067928
>>18067913
Thanks for the free 1,200 friends lmao

>>18067930
>9%
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=how+many+people+make+over+100k+in+us

>>18067879
NYC held a parade in february to support China and the health inspector tweeted for no one to be afraid of the right wing propaganda about wuhan.

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/nyc-lunar-new-year-parade-showcases-support-for-china-wuhan/2283603/

>>18067916
How deep are you? Considering the historic crises this is going to get worse before it corrects. I suspect we'll trade a downward trend tomorrow, you're liable to cut your losses or even exit your position at profit depending on volatility tomorrow.

>>18067913

I literally made 105k that year fml

>>18067939
Mitch approves. That’s all that matters. Assuming the Dems really did OK it?

New thread

>>18067954
>>18067954
>>18067954

>>18067942
Its not a humble brag, I dont actually make that much, I just had a lucky windfall that year.

>>18067950
Those at the New York City parade largely weren't concerned.

“I’m not worried because there haven’t been any confirmed cases in New York, as far as I know," said Diana Szeto, 24, in town to visit her mother and attending the parade for the first time. She considered wearing a mask, she said, but didn’t care enough to go buy one.

David Youtz, 60, came from New Haven, Connecticut, to march in the parade along with four of his children, adopted from China.

“We want to have our kids involved in Chinese culture,” he said. The virus wasn't getting in the way of that.

“In the U.S., there’s very low reason for concern. ... We weren’t worried at all.”

Feb 9 2020

>>18067952
Bought in at 20.54

>>18067868
What a bunch of shit. 150k joint filing in socal is poverty tier.

>>18067956
It needs unanimous consent and they all need to be present to vote. But watch Sanders fuck everything up as per usual

>>18067960
There's one right here
>>18064110

>>18067970
Sameish. I'm holding 135, down 235. Holding.

>>18067942
In Oil and gas you could have made a lot in 2018 and be unemployed this year.

>>18066148
Why, they just put lead in the fuel, of course.

>>18067887
No, I think it's going to stay green tomorrow. I thought you had 3x inverse stocks.

The reason why japan does nothing is because the #1 problem they've been talking about for the last 10+ years is that they have increasingly to large of a older generation that's more than the younger generation can support aswell as overpopulation that requires enormous effort to support a family, Japan has shown great wisdom in doing so little to fight the virus, when this is over the younger generation that thought they could never afford to raise a family will suddenly have the inherentances of older generations falling on their lap, and plenty of new homes will be available, no more worrying about bringing in foriegn labor, Japan knows exactly what's up.

>>18067991
How? Riding pipe in the frozen albertan north?
(Also it’s for 2018...)

>>18067887
We are hitting a local bottom and a bull trap. I’m going to get up a 270 call for May and a 210 put for Jan 21

>>18067135
2 trillion dollar in support has been anounced. newfag

>>18067454
this bulltrap is gonna biiig though

witnessing the downfall of the american economic imperialistic empire is a thing of beauty

>>18068605
All I hear is crying

>>18067913
And you saved some for a rainy day right?

why are futures up
fuck this shit