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>>18063954

>>18063954
He's an optimist anyways

>>18063954
completely idiotic, you either fully commit to fighting the virus or you don't, you can't split the difference.

>>18063954
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/coronavirus-michael-levitt-china-italy-a9422986.html

A Nobel Prize winning biology professor has provided a bit of good news amidst the coronavirus gloom; the US may see a downturn in new cases sooner than some models have predicted.

Michael Levitt, a Stanford University biology professor and a 2013 Nobel Prize winner in chemistry, said his models predict the virus is not likely to dwindle on for months or years and – most importantly – is not likely to cause millions of deaths.

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

>>18063954
Two weeks until the US begins to break down? Yes

>>18064026
So assume the opposite? Kek

>>18064022
he's gonna doom us all for boomer's 401ks.

Boomers are really going to destroy society

>>18063954
Already cancelled:

https://www.foxbusiness.com/economy/trump-white-house-tells-wall-street-execs-lockdown-may-last-beyond-easter-sunday-while-saying-virus-related-stimulus-could-exceed-10-trillion

>>18063954
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>18064077
>Stimulus could exceed 10T
Zimbabwe when?

>>18063991
>>18064031

>using mememagic so you can just wageslave more

>>18064077
this is such a huge relief

He never said that. He said they would hopefully be able to start opening areas that are not being impacted by this. Rural areas, some states with few cases, etc. But not until they have more data. The news is evil. We have to start looking at a way out of this, even if it means setting a flexible date. Need goals.

>"I will personally kill every last boomer spared by corona-chan t. trump"
Yeah, I'm thinking he's back

>>18064147
>even if it means setting a flexible date
aka, making shit up

>>18063954
BRO BROOOOOOOOOOO MIGA BRO BOOMERS BRO 401ks BRO GET BACK TO WORK WAGIE 1 ERR I MEAN 2 I MEAN 6 I MEAN 10 TRILLION DOLLARS BRO

>>18064031
NONE OF THEM CAN STOP US NOW

>>18063954
What an awful fucking presidency
He can't even build a fucking wall
Fucking Pablo from the lot next to Home Depot can build a fucking wall

>>18064063
He's doing this for like the richest 1000 or so people in the world. The average boomer is getting removed this year.

>>18064174
aka using this changing news as a lever to pump the markets so our buddies can make more inside trades.

>>18063954
ITS OK GUY ONLY YOUR PARENTS WILL DIE AND AT LEAST THE STONKS WILL GO UP AGAIN

>>18064146
Wouldn't it just collapse again??!?!?!?!?!
This whole system is dog shit!?!?!?
WHY PUMP!? WHYYYY

>>18064004
He seems extremely exhausted lately, like he's just realizing how much of a mistake becoming president was. The media, the criticism, the trade war, and now this once in a lifetime pandemic. It's all coming together to kill him.

>>18066004
Boomers need to be fucking euthanized

>>18064031
>KILL YOUR GRANDMA SO YOU COULD WAGESLAVE FOR STEINBERG'S NEW LAMBO

>>18066106
It seems he's trying to do the right thing now, but he's hurting my chance at big gains. stop the pump pls.

when will this end?

>>18066106
I'm waiting for him to drop dead. But it doesn't take much energy to stand for an hour and say bullshit, any old man could do it. They'll probably just replace him with a double when he's dead anyway.

>>18064087

We are going to get to the point the people will force the politicians to raise taxes on billionaires, huh? Meaning this whole mess may last more than a year or more.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

YOU CAN'T JUST END THE SUFFERING WITH PLENTY OF TIME BEFORE THE ELECTION!!!!

YOU CAN'T JUST END THE IMPEACHMENT INVESTIGATION AGAINST HIM!!!!!!

>>18066228
The only way to pay for this is a wealth tax for something over a few million or ten

>>18066511

I better get a self defense weapon if Trumpbux ever come.

>>18063954
Based

Let nature run its course

>>18064026
>interview with calcalist
>israeli financial newsletter
oh anon...

>>18063954
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LITTLE OLD LADIES IN ITALY ARE GOING TO DIE IF I GO BACK TO WORK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>18067266
RIFIUTOOOOOOOOOOO!

GET BACK TAH WORK YA LAZY BUMS
THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT TO BE SHUTDOWN!
>b-but sir...*cough cough* i'm..s-sick
THE YAH FIRED, GET ME A LEGAL IMMIGRANT SOMEONE WHO'S WILLING TO GET IN THERE AND GET THE JOB DONE!

>>18063954
Cure has been found. HCQ + AZ.

Go back to work you lazy fucks.

>>18067466
Based.

>>18066511
lmfao they just add it to the debt and you pay for it with inflation

how naive are you guys

>>18067466
Yes Mr. President, or should I say "Mr. Based"

What a fucking delusional idiot. I'm more bullish on Asia and their shitcoins than I ever have now. Buying up as much Suterusu as I can before they recover fully.

Is Trump actually trying to kill Biden? Old Joe wouldn't survive Coronachan and he knows it

Mfw wagies thought they were getting a paid spring vacation from the ebil gubmint

all the leftyfag posters here should go back to twitter

>>18067626
6trillionD chess

>>18064077
>10 trillion USD stimulus
>USA total GDP is 21 trillion
>giving people literally half of total GDP for not producing anything

We really are in the end times of capitalism, huh? Well this crony capitalism of the last 100 years anyway that is basically bank-controlled corporate socialism.

Great Depression 2: Electric Boogaloo is all but confirmed at this point.

>>18067549

So people just let everything get too expensive?

>>18067810
>NOT REAL CAPITALISM

>>18067810
Just sell more. Offer a side of fries with those shit box Fords no one wants

>>18066167
The GOP is probably going to try to sneak some bullshit into the stimulus bill or the DNC is going to demand some voter shit be put in it and they’ll hit another roadblock

>>18063954
how do I buy puts on my meemaw

>>18067909
It's not, AS was opposed to landlords even.

>>18067909
It isn't. If the system we had was truly free market, the government would've let the banks liquidate and fail for poor investment choices and fraud back in '08, but because the (((banks))) control the Fed, it didn't matter and they got bailed out.

The banks gambled on the hopes and dreams of Americans owning a home, lost, and then were paid out anyway by the American taxpayer. If that doesn't tell you (((who))) is in charge I don't know what will.

>>18068046

No mention of the corporate democrats and corporate republicans (most politicians) who have this system of legalized bribery we call Super PACs?

Seriously, the way to fix everything is to get our politicians on the left and right is to replace most our politicians. Especially Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell.

>>18067466
Half of America dies*

>>18068046
>free market=capitalism
ameridumbs

>>18068046
>the government
retarded jews will never stop shilling capitalism just because they rely on the worn false dichotomy of free market vs planned economy. the reality is america was never a freemarket for most of its history, and because of that the country became great