/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18052998
Here's me giving it straight
2-5% of US population will die
And they'll cover it up and will call you a conspiracy theorist if you mention it a couple of years from now
This is the future you chose, die for your masters, capitalist

>>18052998
imagine doggystyling a nice big white bubbly ass
plok plok plok (that's the sound it would make)

>>18052998
AB = ASSBLASTER 1000 SWIMMING SUITS EOY

17,501 people have died aand the number has been like that for 5-6 days, the virus has stalled.

>>18052998
>hoax
Meanwhile I know two people who have it. You’re the dumbfuck too stupid to rationally think ahead. It’s exponential you fucking tard. Let’s see you say the same thing in 2 weeks.

>>18052998
15k dead out of 350k cases globally. Just over 4%. We have 2 hospital beds per 1000 people. Unemployment rate will shoot to 15% this week alone.
US economy is fucked, we are just getting started.

BUY SPY PUTS

>>18052998
Thanks for letting everyone know you’re a brainlet. Way to show em anon!

>>18053089
I see you're pretending to be retarded

>>18052998
Unironically a nothingburger that will blow over by the time summer arrives. We'll forget about this by the Fourth of July.

>>18053118
Woooooooooow two people?
A WHOLE WHOPPING TWO?!?!!??!

Dude you probably know 75 people with an STD. Get real.

>>18052998
Built for BWC

>>18053089
>garyposting outside of /cvg/
cringe, yikes and oof

>9nHWAKM5
Come on let's see you dump s oyjak pictures again

>>18052998
How old are these girls?

literally less people dead then car accidents this month

>stock money
taking fake money seriously lmao

>state/nationwide lockdowns
literally just a free vacation, everything will blow over in a week and people will be back to their bluepilled lives


happening fags seething because they know this is the closest to a "happening" they're ever going to get in this lifetime

>>18052998
OH GOD
OH FUCK
GOD. IM GONNA. COOOOM AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH IIMMM COOOOOOOOOOMING AAAAAAAAAA

>>18052998
500 deaths in about a weeks time. Do you understand exponential growth is?

>>18052998
unironically sauce on dat ass

>>18052998
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>>18053330
these better be facebook posts/pics because these are cringe

>>18053356
Wow so fast, exponential growth isn’t some slowass 2 a day shit. If it was exponential we’d be dead by now

>>18052998
The US loses 30,000 people annually to flu
The world loses 500,000
We currently have 600 US deaths from corona
And 17,000 globally

China had peak incidence and recovery within three months
New cases and deaths in Italy are already declining

If we don't start seeing at least 50x the daily incident disease rate and death rate we're currently seeing it's not even as important an illness as the flu

The normal, seasonal, non-pandemic flu
That nobody even thinks about

>>18053715
>nobody even thinks about
Flu is already priced in you retard. If flu 2 was created it would crash the market. And this is about 10 times worse than a flu.

>>18052998

>>18053071
my penis is too short to enter the vagenes from behind when the arse it too thick

>>18053089
>>18052998
>>18053330
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>>18053888
stop posting trannies
>>18053089
also the virus has killed 18227 as of right now

>>18053089
Errrrrrrrrr nope

>>18053118
A waiter down the street from me tested positive for it 3 days ago

>>18053089

Didn't 800 pasta arabs and 600 gyros arabs die like yesterday?

>>18052998
i want to kiss their buttchecks and drink their pussy juice

>>18053043
A loss that great would be impossible to cover up by the US gov.

>>18052998
Lol, I have that same picture on my computer. Downloaded it back in 2016.

>>18054197
My mate got it. Deleted his info.

>>18054176
that site is one day behind anon...

>>18052998
>I’m honestly happy though that for the first and only time in the history of the world, preppers were right for once! How did it feel?

I didn’t prep. I grocery shopped as normal. They were still wrong

>>18053411
What’s your standard? At least they aren’t trannies for once

>>18053916
Guess you gotta put it in the wrong hole anon. I’m sure they’ll give you a pass since you’re sheathing a dagger

I don’t give a fuck if you have any rebuttals or disagree with me. President Trump has already stated that the workforce is going back in a week and he’s even kind enough to give you wannabe Fallout new vegas larpers a money check. If the intellect of washington realizes this isn’t going to end the world then I’ll take their word for it. Not faggots who make LINK threads and spam occult/numerology nonsense in hopes of changing the price.

>>18053071
>plok plok plok

>>18053888
Cooooooooom!

>>18053089
hey gary

>>18052998
This country has way too many old people who don't contribute to society anymore, and they're going to bankrupt Medicare and Social Security. It's about time they all got killed off. Hopefully this will keep my neetbux going at least for another decade or so.

>>18055499
this chum is right

>>18055499
>President Trump has already stated
>then I’ll take their word for it.
found yet another one of the retarded sheeple

At times like these, I'm really fucking glad I'm not an American.

now that's a fucking hourglass figure

>>18052998
We need more pics of the brapper right in the middle. No excuses anon. Post them now.

Anon....
The Corona virus us being used as a way to cover up the world wide economic depression. Also how it's being engineered.

>>18057497
Take your fucking meds

>>18058585
you're right, it's not as if a bubble ever inflates before it bursts

>>18052998
>it's just in china
>it's just the seasonal flu
>it's only a few hundred cases
>it's only spread to Italy, we're fine
>it's only a few thousand cases
>mortality rate is only 2%
>it's only the old
>it's only a few dozen cases in America
>mortality rate is only 10% in Italy because of old people
>biotech companies will have a cure any day now
>China has it under control guys
>it's just a few thousand cases
>the American government has this under wraps guys, don't worry they know what they're doing
>don't wear masks they don't work, also don't buy masks because doctors need them
>there is no mask shortage, elon musk is building masks and respirators
>it's only a 10 thousand cases, it's no big deal
>Italy is only overwhelming and leaving people to die because of socialized medicine guys, we'll be fine
>it's only 26% testing positive in NYC guys
>it's only 50,000 confirmed cases with an unknown number out there as carriers
----------------------you are here---------------------------------------------

Got any more cope ?

>>18058695
You’re just as retarded as the dead cat bouncefags

>>18052998
>back to our normal jobs in a week
No you aint. You lost your job wagie.

>>18052998
KEK almost 200 americans have died of the chinese virus since OP started this dumb thread

>>18058585
It's called a correction.

>>18053229
>cope

Sorry we want to see her bbc’d try pol

>>18059449
that might be true, but now I'm a horny retard

>>18053597
it doubles every three days. remember your post anon. remember how stupid you are and carry it with you for all your life.

>>18059597
no /pol/ is the board for that we only have healthy sexual relationships with people we love of the same race on this board

>>18059597
No we dont you digusting mutt

>>18059630
>>18059624
>incel Cope

Back to r9k

>>18059714
Are you saying you watch blacked porn?

>>18055499
>the intellect of washington

>>18059714
Back to worldstarhiphop, coon

>>18052998
so how fucked is USA now that New Yorkers are spreading the virus around the country?

>>18059714
>If you don't watch BBC porn you're an incel.

Gross......

>>18056722
Sorry retard.
But the sheeple are dumb masses being lied to and eating up garbage front he MSM.

Anyone who genuinely believes "orange man bad" is a fucking sheep. Following the masses. Sucking that MSM cock. But your political side somehow thinks they're the "woke" ones. Fucking delusional.

>>18059923
remember, bro, this isn't about sides. This isn't left vs right, or commies vs free market, or red vs blue. This is literally everyone vs Jews

>>18059617
Lmao it’ll be cured by next week and comtrolled. It hasn’t even done shit to AFRICA. A fucking country of people who don’t even own a sink! Double my ass, not every state is as packed as a european train station, nobody’s gonna fucking get it and if they do it they’ll have some sniffles and that’s it.

>>18060290
Can you cope any harder ?
>it'll be cured by next week
Imagine discovering Jared Kushner on /biz/

>>18053299
15, why?

>>18053043
>good points followed by otherizing to reinforce ego
ngmi

>>18060446
>otherizing
Go dilate somewhere else, your rotting hole stinks.

>>18060514
you stink, take a bathe fatty

>>18060408
>>18059617
>bro we're all gonna die lmao don't go outside

when will you dumb fucking kikes fuck off?

>>18053888
Checked, beat me to it. I wanted to post this.

>>18053043
>2-5% of US population will die
>And they'll cover it up
yes they are totally covering it up shilling 24/7 in all the media
they will take a few uncomfortable folks along the way, but that is not what you are implying

>>18053888
checked. very good genetics.

What the fuck is wrong with trumpfags? They are close to being tranny levels of crazy.

>mah emperor let me suck your cock yum yum
>yes viruses are a hoax yum yum

You retards are tranny tier

>>18060602
Running out of cope ?
Time to get mad.

>>18060290
>africa
>country

>>18053043
2% of people vanishing is the plot of The Leftovers and people would notice.

goalposts: moved, again.