/biz/ - Business & Finance

that's right wagie, they are going to fire your co-workers and now you need to work twice as hard to make my tendies

based insects

>>18045697
Why doesn't the queen ant make them get jobs?

>>18045697
based

>>18045697
imagine being born with the mindset of a wagie

>>18045697
>>18045742
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>>18045746
>>18045794
You fucking lazy assholes are living off my tax dollars so how about you get a fucking job and stop stealing from society you pieces of shit

>>18045859
How about no.

>>18045859
>be me
>pay 60 percent income tax
rather my tax go to filthy neets than to chinkstein foongberg and his multi trillion dollar business

>>18045887
At least as long as it doesn't go to darkies

>>18045887
>pay 60 percent income tax
Fuck off eurotrash, your money goes to your invaders

>>18045877
How about yes, without me your nothing, without you im still me

>>18045859

>>18045887
Don’t forget the illegals

>>18045909
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>>18045918
not europe but almost

>>18045913
>Fuck off eurotrash, your money goes to your invaders
This. I'm one of them.

>>18045859
why dont you try voting for republicans or democrats to fix your problems
HAHAHA
back to work wagie keep the wheels turning

>>18045913
You're just a wagie. No agency or self of sense. You are only your job. Without which you are nothing. The neet has already achieved self actualization.

>>18046009
Fuck you you lazy piece of shit. Tell me, are your parents ashamed of the NEET child that produced?

>>18045859
I said queen should make them job... :(

>>18046016
The NEET cant even afford a fucking car

>>18046020
>shame
What a faggot wagie word are you a woman? Whats next are you gonna tell me to enlist and die in a war?
I think ill spend the next month playing vidya, if you will excuse me.

>>18045859
shut up and go "contribuite" to society somewhere else

>>18046035
No, but I can afford to make you buy me one.

>>18046080
You will always be a broke piece of shit reliant on me

>>18046082
Go back to /r9k/ incel

>>18045859
Thanks for the sweet NEETBVCKS fagget

>>18046035
>imagine not being a neet who gets neetbux
>imagine not using said neetbux to invest in crytpo
>imagine not making a x100 with crypto and becoming self sufficient without working even one day of your life
you will never know this feel

>>18046110
>>18046104
Why are you NEETS? You will forever be poor, dont you want nice things?

>>18046128
dude i'm already richer than you

>>18046144
Then you arent on NEETBUX retard, your income and assets can only be so much, your probably some burger flipping faggot who wishes he was NEET

>>18045697
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>>18046110
You’re NEETs as you’re JUSTed from health problems.

>>18045859
Being a b**mer should be a bannable offense

>>18046164
do you unironically think that people declare what they have earned in crypto?
do you think i payed taxes on it?

>>18046185
Yes I do because you probably use one of the major exchanges 99% of /biz? use and if you think they dont send this shit to the IRS your in for one hell of a bill with interest that is going to equal more than what ever profit you made ontop of being forced to pay back all NEETbux and going to jail for fraud, but your just a poorfag retard flexing fat

>>18046203
Why do you assume that i live in america?
The europoor country that i lived in had no laws about taxing crypto two years ago, and to this moment they still have no clear regulation on it.

WAGIE WAGIE GET IN CAGIE
ALL DAY LONG YOU SWEAT AND RAGIE
NEET IS COMFY
NEET IS COOL
NEET IS FREE FROM WORK AND SCHOOL
WAGIE TRAPPED AND WAGIE DIES
NEET EATS TENDIES, SAUCE AND FRIES

>>18045877
Checked and Based.

>>18046164
>your income and assets can only be so much
Very, very few people will know what it's like to be on disability which has no asset cap and which does not consider earnings derived from capital, only earnings derived from labor.

>>18045697
(((Discord))) banned the /biz/ server, get in the new one bros
discord gg kjGsbrW
......

>tfw you have been to army
>tfw you where the lazy ant

>>18045887
Better neets than niggers.

>>18045697
I have everything.

>>18045913
>>Fuck off eurotrash, your money goes to your invaders
I'm an invader and I receive nothing from the government, and I pay 33% tax.

>>18045859
I am not your government. They take way more money and are way more parasitic.

>>18045859
look at all these responses. that's why i cannot take /biz/ serious. its full of NEET's and cryptokids.

>>18045859
Thank you generous boomer

>>18045859
Stay mad wagie.

>>18046203
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18045697
Are the 20% of these ants also responsible for 60% of the ant-crime?

I find the neet dynamic fascinating. I know none of you people in real life, probably because you never leave your caves. I'm only aware you exist because of a few 4chan boards. Your little rhymes and your taunting. I really only dislike you because I am jealous - it would be my dream to never wageslave again. But I am too healthy, too male, too white - the government will forever take more from me than it gives.

>>18045697
I collect fake disability from my govvie and every time it comes I market-buy ARPA and let it sit on Binance, gaining 4% APR. KEK.

>>18045859
Thanks for my tendies, wageslave.

>>18046164
Pro tip: You can be as rich as you want if you don't tell the government.
I get neetbux + disability bux (faked being an aspie), I cash out my gains overseas and launder it through a shell company on the Cayman Islands.

You just can't have big purchases show up in your bank account. Also you can buy anything through shell companies with loans. I.e. get a $100k loan, buy a Porsche, declare it as a business expense, make up fake revenue of $100k to pay the loan, at the end there is $0 profit and 0% taxes.


And no, IRS can't do shit if it's virtually spread through multiple countries and citizenships.

Now go back to work, wagie.

>>18047250
You are too indecisive, too weak, too afraid - the government only takes from you because you will it to be so. Ted Kaczynski didn't will it. Charles Manson didn't will it. You don't have to participate in the system to succeed.

>>18045877
based

>>18047398
Are you serious? Please tell me more

>>18045697
>>18045710
Lol its all good bros. I dont mind giving up $100 a fortnight out of my comfy salary to keep u kids alive and do some things or buy some stuff that gives u a little bit of happiness. Btw when is the last time u left the house, when's the last time you had a romantic or at least sexual interaction with a girl, when's the last time you hung out and had fun with some friends, when is the last time you felt a shred of self respect, fullfilment or direction. You pathetic retards need to wake the fuck up and actually confront ur own shortcomings rather than posting this cope bullshit, because its not me or other taxpayers that you're hurting with your lifestyle, only yourselves.

Inb4 learn to trade/build wealth wagie. I am and a good job is the perfect way to get starting capital and have a fallback between the waves of the market.

>>18047398
Cool story bro, keep pwning those wagies XD

>>18046299
NEET NEET GET OFF THE STREET
ALL DAY LONG YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT
WAGIE GETS PAID
WAGIE GETS LAID
WAGIE IS THE MASTER OF HIS TRADE
NEET IS DIRTY POOR AND DEPRESSED
WAGIE'S LIFE IS JUST THE BEST

>>18047414
Ted and charles were glowies. Educate yourself poltard.

>>18047441
Basically you need a second citizenship outside of the western zone of influence. Russia+sattelites, Israel, China. You get your name slightly different in the new papers, the Jews make this all the time. US citizen Sam Goldstein is the Israeli citizen Shlomo ben Moshe Goldstein at the same time. So you are 2 different people in the worldwide banking databases. You can cash out abroad using your second identity. Start a few offshore companies, they are pretty cheap ranging from $500 to $10,000 to register. You then open a domestic branch of the company for whatever reason. Say you need a Lambo, so you register a "luxury car rental company", take a loan in an offshore bank, use it to buy a Lambo and declare it a a business expense. You can then declare that people were renting your lambo, and the revenue is used to pay your loans, which makes it tax free.
Same goes for real estate, services, investement etc. I actually own a charity fund by proxy, which owns 3 violin - Guarneri, Amati and some french faggot I don't remember. The violins get loaned out to prominent musicians while also appreciating over time. Since it's a charity I don't pay shit, it's the opposite, some people donate to me.

>>18047398
Have fun explaining to Agent Stone and his friends why you drive a supercar with no declared personal income.

>>18048348
Who said I own it? It's not mine. It belongs to Luxury Rentals LLC, registered in Panama. I have nothing to do with it. I just took part in the promo campaign where I could get to drive a supercar for free for a little while.

>>18047414
So what did they "will" then, being well known laughing stocks that rotted in jail for most of their lives? Pull your head out of your arse and out of armchair, midwit philosophy. Turn that intellect you obviously appraise so highly towards something that will actually improve your situation and make you happy, rather than this half seething half smug copefest that would make even a teenager cringe.

>>18048415
Nice LARP. Really.
And what about your million-dollar house? Your Cadillac health insurance coverage? You home theater? Your heated saline infinity pool?
You can't enjoy the fruits of true wealth in the US without giving Shylock his pound of flesh. Once the gubmint gets word of your lifestyle and goes through your tax returns, they start sending the goonsquad to monitor and track you IRL.
>Why are you driving the Porche regularly all year, anon?
>Where did the house come from, anon?
>Oh, it's a rental/AirBnB? Give us the invoices, please, including phone numbers so we can verify with the relevant counter-parties.
If you want to live outside the states, that's one thing, but if you live it up in US territory you are taking a significant risk.

>>18048337
where did you learn this shit?

Us socialist don't have this problem we have this concept called "full employment" so your literally expected to work, unless there be issues why you legitimately can't.

>>18047784
Hello, based department??
Yep, yeah we got a live one

>>18048630
>implying I need any of this depreciating shit
Although it's all doable through shell companies and loopholes. There was an anon who owns 150 companies spread through 5 holdings, it would be too much hassle for me.
I just have I nice apartment registered to my grandma, 2 cars, one is a daily driver, another one is a fun car and I enjoy collecting antiques and art and stacking physical gold.

After the world economies collapse I will probably be able to afford my own village with serfs and personal mercenary company, that's when I will truly make it.

>>18048747
Imagine actually supporting a system that chooses unemployment to keep labor cost low in society? instead of working every one, because we all know there's much work to be done.

>>18045859
The fact that wagecucks like you slave away while I relax and take your money makes me rock hard.

>>18048337
Assuming you're not just full of shit, which is a pretty generous assumption

So you're doing all this shoddy business shit whilst getting welfare. Enjoy it while it lasts moron, because they will catch you. People with far more resources and far more formidable connections have been taken down for this sort of money laundering crap. If you think you're going to fly under the radar because you're small time or even worse maybe you think you can stay one step ahead and outsmart them, you're in for a very unpleasant knock on the door sooner or later. Hope you like STD infested thug dick, cause you're going to get a lot of it in prison.

>>18048747
All I'm saying is, if /biz/ really is for work ethics... they'd consider this post.

>>18048673
Actually /biz/ gave me the idea back in 2017. Then it was reading the tax codes and talking to some scummy corporate lawyers.
The fun this is, no richfag is obligated to pay a single penny, unless they own legit companies with legit revenue. There are dozens of times more shadows millionaires and billionaires than there are legit ones.

>>18045859
Thanks for paying for my tendies and fries, wagie.

>>18048787
So you're keeping a low profile for the time being. Fair enough. Godspeed, anon.
I'm not here to shill for the taxman, just want to make sure any anons who walk the based path know what they're getting into. Hope to visit you and your freehold harem at some point in the future.
>>18048879
Fuck off, nigger. If he's playing it cool as he says he is and continues to live a modest lifestyle, he's fine. Sucking the clownworld system dry should be applauded.

>>18049394
Haha i wasnt making a moral condemnation retard, i couldnt give a fuck how much money he steals, the worst thefts are all legal anyway. Im simply stating the fact that he will be arse raped, first figuratively and then literally, for not playing by the rules of the system, corrupt as they are. Its always the same thing with every one of these retards, muh loopholes, muh play it cool, muh plan ahead. The fine toothed comb of the government enforcement agencies will always catch you eventually unless you're some mega kike with connections in the highest echelons of politics and business, and sometimes even those people get burned.

>>18049394
And on a tangent, where the fuck do you get off being so self righteous you deluded little shit. You talk as if he's taking that money from the clintons or from bezzos. Those cunts barely pay any taxes thanks to all the perfectly legal financial mechanisms they exploit. In fact he's taking that money from people that work 50 hours or more a week and have children to feed. Thats the class of people you belong to even if you personally arent working or paying taxes right now. He's not your compatriot, he's just another parasite that is in fact perpetuating the hideous clown world, albeit on a much smaller scale than the ones widely known and despised.

the australian government is giving me $20,000 for owning a small business because i hire one person for 2 hours a week and we currently make a loss with a total revenue in the hundred
at this rate i can be lazy bones for years

>>18045697
me

>>18050676
rescue bumo

>>18048985
How did you get citizenship? by investment? wouldnt you feel safer living outside the us? what keeps you here

>>18045859
Why do you act like a job is just gonna fucking fall out of the sky for anyone who applies?

>>18052496
Just learn the language and corruption. It's not that hard to get a Russian citizenship for example. Or be a Jew and get an Israeli one for being a Jew.

>>18048273
charles maybe. only spergs think ted was.