/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18047890
stonks suck, gold & btc rullllllllle

redditgang out

>$5,400.87 (+5.91%)
>Today's Gain/Loss**

I want to bask in this before it goes back down later

back to 20.000 soon already WEW

when do I sell my Uber? I have 60% gains, dont want to get greedy

All in on SPY puts.

There is no option but to hold these puts is there?

On one hand i can salvage about $800 on the other I lose it. They expire in 3 weeks.

I'm scared bobros.

BOTTOM IS IN
BOTTOM IS IN

Accumulate REFR

haha time for stonks

Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

Let’s see how long this BS lasts

What are the chances I get to sell my original quantity of stocks on a reverse split on Ally?

haha number go up

>>18047890
Major economies recently shut down for weeks and this is the result. Nice.

>>18047890
The /biz/ server link is discord gg kjGsbrW

Join and watch the market burn bobros

>>18047981
>I'm scared bobros.
the fed has fired it's nuke and there is still no end to this in sight to the whole Corona-Chan debacle. The economy is still going to grind to a halt eventually and unemployment numbers are going to be dismal on thursday. Not to mention trump will no doubt say some retarded shit and spook the market some more. No reason to be scared. This like everything else they've tried will be short lived and we'll go back to the regularly scheduled crash

Should I buy some stocks now? I have about 2k to invest, is there still another bottom to hit? How to find a rich mentor?

That was the bottom, beartards. Enjoy your worthless puts.

Why does a institution that prints money need shareholders (FED)?

>>18047957
not out of the woods yet bullbro. see what happens after unemployment #'s.

>>18048059
It says I'm up $34k, I know it's not real, but if I can set an all or nothing sale for the original amount...

Just need a little more green and I'll cash out 27,800k ahead.

>>18048111
Man am I glad i didn't go all in. Nearly every time I make a move like this the stock market does the opposite. However I stand to lose $1600 by mid April if all of these expire worthless. Its already at 50% or close to 50% which seems to high of a loss.

i feel a dump coming on

TVIX/SQQQ Y/N?

>>18048204
Yes It's cheap as fuck and the market is only temporarily propped up by fed pamp

Scrub question here:

I had some GUSH that i held onto, but now the GUSH is replaced with 25460G104 and the gains/loss is n/a and i am unable to do anything with it. what do?

>scroll through options by volume
>everything still expensive AF

>>18048204
Wait for an hour for the bulls to tire themselves out

>>18048118
Wait till job earnings come out later this week

Realistically my puts will still get value before the week ends (to cut losses, don't think it will be profit) but god damn I still feel like an idiot right now.

>>18048278
>h-how does he never run out of plates?!?!?!

>>18048261
Looks like the reverse split happened, keep checking on it today. I can see mine currently at around $14 for the value now fwiw

>>18048129
is there a beartard punishment index?

The market is literally fucking backwards, so should I bet that unemployment numbers will make Thursday green?

I don't even fucking know anymore the market is so fucking gay

>>18048326
thanks friend.

>>18048118
Honestly I don’t believe that we’ll never come back again, worst case scenario Biden makes stonks go up and you can just chill getting dividends in the meantime there are lots of stocks left getting a 4% yearly yield so no matter what you’ll get 80 dollars then in 2022 probably seeing good profits along with DRIP average down and such, you’ll get nice returns anyway

>dude if we open the market 6% up today we'll hit the first breaker before the dump hurts too badly
t. Jews

SQQQ time lads

>>18048326
I'm new to stocks, what is revere split? When and why do they take place?

price target to gt into sqqq? im thinking 24

cnbc just asked pelosi if she's gonna get a bill today and she's just deflecting

>>18048196
I'm with you fren.
Diamond hands that shit, bulls are stampeding into their own grave.

You guys bought the dip, right?

Hot damn Ally Invest is just shitting the bed, took 20 minutes for my TQQQ to go through.

>>18048399
fuck off boomer

any good day trade opportunities?

>>18048340
learn to hedge retard

>>18048374
Investopedia is your friend then.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/reversesplit.asp

>>18047890
Missed today's pump. Meh, it'll drop again anyway.

>>18048374
GUSH and other leveraged inverse oil etfs bled out so hard that it was near worthless.

Once they become worthless for a long period of time they can get delisted.

Gush "merged" 40 shares into 1 share, making them worth more than 1 dollar.

So as to not get delisted and to not look so ugly with the "penny stock" stigma.

Orange man said back to work so economy MUST be fixed!

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

you niggaz shouldve listened

So Thursday will be a dumpening due to unemployment numbers. Last week I saw states claiming 400% increases, itll be way more since then.

Talk me out of loading up on sqqq and tvix until then.

>>18048502
That sounds like a solid plan, just get in now while the getting is real good

>>18048502
If you, anonymous poster of /smg/ knows that, who else do you think knows that?

>>18048340
who ever writes the script for the market is doing better than anything hollywood has put out.

>>18048502
Why would I talk you out of doing exactly what I'm doing?

Protip: it's not unemployment I'm watching, it's New York hospital capacity

>>18048502
wouldnt SQQQ and TVIX drop because of high unemployment numbers or do ive got it backwards

>>18048562
Those are inverse to the market ya dingus

>>18048562
you have it backwards, TVIX is volatility and SQQQ is 3x inverse NASDAQ

>>18048496
best get the fuck out of that P&D while you can

>>18048545
3-4 weeks until the hospital ship can show up.

Small window of opportunity.

>>18048465
Fun fact when oil plunged initially GUSH was a percent or two away from getting margin called and straight up liquidated

>>18048449
I doubt it. But I will wait a week for some trend establishment before I risk money here.

Really nothing to gain in this rollercoaster market for me.

>>18048538

Exactly.

If people haven't considered that this is already priced in then...

>>18048502
Fed will use the printer to hire a mercenary army they will send to every state and prevent publishing of unemployment numbers

>>18048496

uhhh uhuh

you can keep your poverty stocks bro

it doesn't matter what you do at this point, calls puts DCA etc

you will lose money. the game is 100% rigged.

>>18048590
the hospital ships are only 1000 beds and they only have two of them

you can probably set up field hospitals in the hangars of LHDs and LHAs, but that means fewer field hospitals on land

the US military literally does not have the resources to deal with this which is both exciting and pants shittingly terrifying

I am literally more confident the US Navy could repel an alien invasion than I am that they can repel coronachan

I just woke up how the fuck did the dow get back up to almost 20?

>Dat Gold

Any meetings or press cons that could impact market today?

>>18048642
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hahahahahahahaha

>>18048642
pic related
>>18048651
pelosi says maybe they'll come up with a bill in a few hours but that's what we're watching

>>18048643
>dat TVIX

>>18048502
>>18048204
> TVIX
Why are you going in on TVIX when the market is unlikely to continue plummeting as hard as it has been this last month? Surely volatility will continue to go down?

>>18048597
>>18048538

God priced in fags are the worst. Why do anything ever then? Why even be in the market? Like go be a calvinist somewhere else, fags.

>>18048638
Not saying it will offset the burden much.

Its great optics though.

I don't have the numbers but I do believe it will be too little too late in terms of capacity.

But it will save some lives when it does show up.

hope you bought the dip.

The only stocks on my list I'm not sure about are UPS, DEO, CSCO and T. Any thoughts for long term dividend holds? I'm not so sure they are premium businesses.

>>18048677
It's a short term tactical instrument. You buy it before bad news gets released and then you dump it to make whatever % you're looking for. It's not like you want to hold the underlying assets as you would by buying something like ge or ford shares.

IRON HANDS. IRON HANDS. I WILL NOT SELL MY PUTS. I WILL NOT DUMP ANY OF MY SPY PUTS NO MATTER WHAT.

>>18048621
t. bought puts yesterday

>>18048671
>Those oily greens

Yeah that green shit is pretty cool and everything
But what about gush??

SQQQ under $25, get it while its hot faggots

>>18047890
>>18047981

>Denial is the most predictable of all market responses. But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have dumped it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

>>18048618
enjoy sucking dick for soup you bitch ass nigga im gonna be rich

Yesterday everyone called me retarded for saying that was the dip. I got the last laugh.

>>18048757
GUSH is going to be worthless in a few months unless there is a miracle deal with saudis soon.

>>18048278
Screen of your current loss on puts?

CNBC, Bloomberg, or Fox Business?

>>18048774
Lol, that’s just the dumb nets who bought a few shares in your pol thread.

>>18048775
>last laugh
>markets still open
if you cash out now, you got the last laugh - if you hodl five years, you got the last laugh

but I am betting hundreds of dollars (which is a lot pls don't bully the poorfag) that the market crashes between now and monday

Do any of you guys ever just take a loss so you stop checking it all the time? It’s honestly worth 100 dollars for my own peace of mind

>he didn't buy the DIP

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Stay poor forever kiddos. You still have time to unload your puts at steep losses before the V recovery to SPY 350 by end of april. Better to lock in losses now than lose everything. Trade accordingly.

you should've listened when i said the bottom was in

>>18048806
Patience

>>18048762
It was under 24.35 earlier and my order didn't trip. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>>18048797
We’ll see. We are moving into nothingburger territory.

>>18048785
In which case we get rich, though, right?

When to buy in at SQQQ?
24? 23? 22? How far is it going down?

>>18048806
the market basically exists to transfer wealth from people like you to warren buffet

>>18048838
this is exactly why I'm confident in my shorts, America has literally tens of thousands of cases growing exponentially and they still don't take it seriously

NYC gonna be Little Milan soon

>>18048502
Here is what will happen. Americans will go back to work. Many will become sick and require hospitalization which will put an extreme demand towards production for ventilators and other health care equipment such as masks.

Buy Ford - thank me in 6 months when every American is either in a respirator or wearing a 3M mask

>>18048835
got mine at 24.38

gotta do it manually, limits annoying don't trigger when you want them to.

Why yes I would like to buy 100 shares of SQQQ

>>18048797
im just sitting on the sidelines for now. WIll make decisions after unemployment numbers and market reactions.

>>18048858
Gotta keep hope alive somehow anon. Good luck, don’t jump.

>>18048828
I did, anon, I did. SPY calls are ticking up nicely now. We are entering a new age. A post-corona world of prosperity beyond all of our dreams.

>>18048790
67% loss on portfolio
Absolute value is tiny because I'm a broke PoS

Hahah why did I bother with puts in oil it’s just not gonna go down because it knows that would make me money
Can’t have anon making money
Haha nope
I hope this world fucking burns and everyone dies

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>>18048858
I’ve got weak hands fellas. Gonna have to train em up

>>18048710
How much you down bobo?

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY GUSH SHARES YOU FUCKING KIKES.
I HAD AT LEAST 150 AND NOW I HAVE 3

>>18048881
I'm hedged anyways unlike "the Fantastic Window Jumper" Ackman, if the markets go hard green my SDOW losses will be offset with PFE, KTOS and NET tendies

youtube of todays nyse index thankyouplease

>>18048900
reverse split, it consolidated all those tiny shitty shares into a couple big shares.

>>18048827
>bobos actually thought their 100$ vix 100c March 29 > fed infinite money

>>18048886
back to leftypol you go bobo

BLOODY THURSDAY
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>>18048858
Not little Milan.

But huuuuuuge I am legend why the fuck is everyone dying Milan.

>>18048900
Aaaahahahahahahahahah

>>18048894
it's not that bad i just picked up my puts on open so only 7% or so but I'm fucking sweating about this stimulus bill

You did buy the dip, didn't you anon?

>>18048596
In the same boat brother. I'm not that into gambling.

>>18048900
>blames Jews for his own stupidity

Typical retard honkey response. I’d love to dissect your life and see all the external hate you have for self-inflicted wounds, but you deserve to steal in your own shit.

>>18048942
Fuck off bill you kike bastard.

bill wont pass everyone will panic sell

>>18048946
>>18048596
Based reasonable anons

>U.S. unemployment numbers not out yet, obviously will be higher
>Earnings not out yet, obviously will be lower
>Pandemic not over yet, cases obviously increasing
>Shelter in place orders escalating in U.S.

>Market pumps anyway on slim chance of aid bill that hasn't passed yet

Utter nonsense. Dow 30 to 17k IMO

NEWW!!!
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>>18048942
Yes but I also bought a terrible terrible put the same day so I’ll probably end up breaking even. Whoops!

>>18048885
>67% loss on portfolio
Idk how much that is but that's a big chunk of your portfolio. Already at a loss of $800 and it blows. I finally do this and the market pumps because of the FED refusing to let it dump. On the other hand U.S. dollars may become lower valueed to the point my loss isn't all that big if it goes the route of hyperinflation.

post yfw the biggest bulltrap of all time
>1400 point, DOW 20,000 bulltrap
it's beautiful

Wtf I thought I saw gush at like $.50 a week or two ago. What is this new 3x $15 GUSH???

>>18048972
>pls dont post in threads that use the j* word
>we do not condone racism on /SMG/
Shut the fuck up kike

This rally is looking pretty bullish I had an outgoing order for a SPY put, but I think I’ll hold off for now. We could see a 15-20% gain today on the indices

NOTHINGBURGER CONFIRMED

Fuck do I buy tvix today?!???

>>18047890
>no change to fundamentals shitstorm and debt crisis.
>don't worry we'll print our way out this by buying insolvent debt, ending in hyperflation.
>everyone go back to work now, since I guess uhh, it's over.
>also, we aren't going to make masks/ventilators with our few remaining factories.
I love clown world. At least the bulls keep getting fucked over and over.

So what are the odds that the aid bill passes? 50/50?

What time does the senate vote today?

>>18048935
Stimulus bill.......so more odds of my already down 50% puts to go lower.

ITS STILL MOONING
COMMIES, BEARS, AND TRANNIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
NEVER BET AGAINST AMERICA
I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS WINNING
THANK YOU MISTER PRESIDENT
4 MORE TERMS

OILCHADS

SOUND OFF

>>18048995
Back to twitter Bill you kike

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BLU BLU

>>18049002
Yes!

>>18049011
Keep in mind...Earnings are coming. Unemployment numbers tomorrow might be on par with the great depression. There's no way this can sustain. Iron hands.

>>18049028
stfu

LADS.............

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What are the best blue chips to buy in 2 weeks time?

>>18048870
You're right. Going to try to grab it while it's under 25. Same with sdow while it's under 72.

>tens of thousands in the bank
>wife only lets me trade pussy numbers

>>18049041
Link?

>>18049028
>we
You

>>18049014
Did you break your caps lock?

>above 20k again
DJI is back BOIS

This was a nice 4% gains day going long only. Now to load up on SQQQ and shorts because this shit is crashing with no survivors. Nancy on the air when asked if she is willing to just pass a bill for the 150 million worker americans said "We can talk about that once a deal is made" told me everything I need to know. Nothing is going to get done today, market will tank tomorrow due to that and anticipation for low unemployment numbers. Fucking environmental issues, voter registration and food stamps kek what a shitshow.

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>>18049043
fuck off, we'll move to yours when this hits limit
but of course someone else will a make another new as well

>>18049052
>letting your wife decide your financial decisions

Never going to make it

AHAHAHHAH JEROME REALLY WANTS IT TO BE ABOVE 20K

>>18049052
>wife

>>18049041
ITS STILL GOING UP. BUY BULLS BUY, GET IN WHILE YOU CAN, DON'T MISS OUT TOU WILL NEVER HAVE ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE SUCH EASY FUCKING MONEY HOLY SHIT

>>18049052

bought SQQQ at 24,7, how cucked am I rn?

>>18049052
>wife lets me
Did she at least give you a switch for Christmas?

what the fuck is going on with casinos and cruises?

>>18049071
Thank you based, Jerome.
Look forward to your pay increase.

WE DID IT

>>18049041
bullish. even if it's not the bottom, there shouldn't be any significant plunges anymore. relatively safe to buy now IMO, but waiting is fine too. golden bull run will come later

>>18049097
QE, the fed is buying like mad today. This makes zero economic sense. BOBO is simply waiting to strike again.

We 20k
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>>18049092
Hold. Thursday will be bloody

>>18049052

>wife handling finances of the family

When is this ever a good idea

>>18048989
>the j* word
jerk?
jabroni?

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>>18049142
Jerome

Bears on suicide watch, and all it took was Mango implying that wagies were going to be sacrificed for the good of the economy

>>18049097
Fema contracts to turn them into hospitals

The free market literally solves everything

>>18049148
Fuck off idiot, stop spamming the thread

>>18049092
Should use limits. I load up on 10 every time it breaks a dimes. Can get some if it doesn't go as low as I wish, but also I minimize loses when it gets lower.

Jerome is so fucking retarded holy shit

>>18049097
leisure probably undervalued compared to other sectors

>>18047998
Strange, how we have hit bottom 10 times by now, still remember how 25k was DEFINITELY bottom and you should buy NOW. HAHAHA

Pretty interesting how no one is yelling "RECESSION CANCELLED" from the hilltops except a few delusional people in in here

>+8%
AMERICA IS SAVED

>>18049186
because it is cancelled. the delusional people on the hilltops are correct.

>>18047890
how in the fuck are my worthless GM calls printing money right now. this is literally clown world

This Bear cope is tremendous

BOBROS PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A DEAD CAT BOUNCE

https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/03/24/820512107/man-dies-woman-hospitalized-after-taking-form-of-chloroquine-to-prevent-covid-19?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=nprblogscoronavirusliveupdates

>boomers heard Trump talk about chloronique miracle cure
>"why does FDA let people die because they need to test for months"
>take fucking aquarium cleaner
>die

>>18049186
DEPRESSION AND RECESSION CANCELED. THE AMERICAN GOLDEN AGE BEGINS TODAY. THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP

>>18049186
and thats proof its over 21000 EOD

DON'T STOP BUYING!

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>>18049224
Why did you price in on March 27th puts?

>>18048791

Bloomberg. CNBC is a fucking circus and Fox Business is pretty watery.

The logic of this is if travel was restricted between every where on earth and no one had a job that the market would be at 60k

>he shorting the market at the bottom

>>18049228
Natural selection at its finest. Surprised they lived long enough to get old.

SOMEONE COUGHED OUTSIDE MY WINDOW
SELL
SELL
SELL

shoutout to everyone who shorted or bought puts on the dip

>>18049224
NOONE. FUCKING. KNOWS.

ETERNAL BULL NEVER ENDED

>bought AMC at 2.93
>sold at 3.40
Made $3.50 on my 5 shares: jealous?

>>18049260

I think I'm gonna exit
Will this count as a day trade if I bought today? (3/24)

>>18049236
>tfw bought random crap 30min ago and i'm alredy at 10% profit
pump moar

>>18049228
And of course the fake news media spin it as "Man dies following Trump's advice!". They truly are the enemy of the people.

>>18049252
>CNBC is a fucking circus
thats literally the best part tho

>>18049240
Cause I thought shit was tanking. Should I just accept my loss and sell?

Any other bearbros refusing to sell?

Cant even decide on whether I should buy another put or not. The market acts wildly enough that it behaves in a manner that doesn't make it easy to figure out. Literally pumps because
>naaaa make the wagies risk their life so markets stay up

A government for the people by the corporations and stock market.

>>18048696
BIP, tax advantaged as well

>>18049097
People falsely expect that its all over and that people are returning to vacationing soon, so investors want in on the spike and the shortle when people begin to fall sick again.

>tfw expected a bounce on wed not today
fuck me

>>18049272
Yep

>>18049028
fuck you kike here on /smg/ we know about your kind

So far I’m up $400. I’m expecting to about triple in summer.

>almost 8%

>>18049275
Go drink some bleach

>bought into ALK yesterday

Feels good bros

>>18049300
4 more years, cuck.

PLS BE ANOTHER BULLTRAP

I'm doing the opposite of what my emotions are telling me to do. So I'm loading up $2k in puts on DIA, SPY, and QQQ. Everything should be trading cheap since today is so fucking green. But to not fuck myself like I did last time by buying at market price and bagholding some cheeky fuck I put in limit orders around the bid. Hopefully this helps and we get significant losses by the end of the week.

>>18049296
Do I sell it or do I go into options and put sell call?

Load up on that SQQQ bearbros

Let the bulltards have their fun for now

BEARS GETTING ACCOUNTS FROZEN FOR DROPPING BELOW 25K THE PUMP WON'T END

>>18049287
Every additional bit of loss is smaller, and I don't believe this shit is sustainable for a second. Even if it is and shoots all the way back to 25K I could still triple my half in cash and come out ahead anyway

>>18049272
Yes.

>>18049260
Loled

>>18048204
Buy into SQQQ at $23, probably set some other buy levels at 22,21,20 and so on. That's what I'm doing at least.

>>18049288
I asked about UPS, DEO, CSCO, and T.

>>18049265
artists?

market will crash when bill doesn't pass

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do i sell my profits or wait, how far will this pump go?

NEVER GOING BELOW 20K AGAIN

>>18049324
Loaded.

>>18049336
I highly doubt it will go below 23. Tomorrow will fall again and I doubt today will rally too much more.

>>18049343
Hisasi

>>18049269
Profit is profit. Better to learn low.

Alright this is getting boring. I'll waste my time in another way

>>18049282
Honestly?
Yes.
And never fucking trade options again until you actually know what you're doing.
I say this bluntly and rather meanly but the put and call options trading can be done well if you know what you're doing. You walked in and bought into hype hoping to make quick and easy money rather than build a plan to get more money over the course of a month or two.

I could've made so much money if I only had money to invest in the first place :(

@18049349
fuck off with your autistic thread wars

>>18049349
Kike

>>18049230
>AMERICAN GOLDEN AGE BEGINS TODAY
So whats that 10 year bull run mean

>>18049224
Uhh whats your percentage loss? Im already at 50% but they dont expire until mid april.

>>18049280
>thats literally the best part tho

Yeah, except then the clown car pulls up and out pops Kramer and my fucking ears start to bleed.

>>18049356
and we're back under 20K Lol

>>18049349
We haven't even hit the bump limit nigger jew

>>18049353
don't stop buying until we're over with covid19

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>>18049325
Mine has been oscillating around 25k like every other day for the past two weeks, lol. It's such a retarded rule.

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>>18049343
Anon is correct.
It's from some chapter of porno switch.

>>18049260
A COUGH JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
A COUGH JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
A COUGH JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
A COUGH JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
A COUGH JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

>>18049370
Same. Even if capitulated at a loss now, i'm still up for the year and beating the market for sure.

>zoomers eat tide pods
>boomers eat aquarium cleaner

>>18049370
THIS RUN WILL MAKE THAT TEN YEAR BULL RUN LOOK LIKE AN EXCITED PUPPY

>>18049377
It just keeps spamming. There's no point.

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>>18047890
Just bought some GOOGL, XOM, and IHI. Trying to put together my "Buy and hold forever" list.

Any suggestions? Looking at DIS and would love an REIT or two

>"THE GOYIM NEEDS TO GO WORK NOW!"
>dow surges like crazy

HAHAHAHHAH this is hilarious as fuck

>>18048679
It's not that, it's just retarded to bank on fear right now when volatility is dropping like a brick and people are starting to see a light at the end of the tunnel. I can't recommend buying TVIX because you are definitely going to lose money on that one but SQQQ would be better.

>BOBOS SAID DJIA'S GONNA DROP TO 15K
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA

>>18049325
But that means there will be no short squeeze preventing it from going down harder, right?

IT'S HAPPENING

6 TRILLION DOLLAR PACKAGE COMING TODAY FROM CONGRESS BUY BUY BUY

>>18049424
We're stuck in an abusive relationship with our government, forgive us

>>18049327
>I could still triple my half in cash
Confused me there. What do you mean triple your half in cash?

>>18049421
Go take a gas shower and cool off

>>18049338
Idk they dont sound like they're too good for growth, T has a lot of debt, UPS is outdated, DEO seems ok, no clue about CSCO, Just feel there are more sure ways of getting a nice divvy

>>18048900
Didn't we all warn you not to hold shares before the reverse split?

>>18048953
NIGGERRR

>>18049447
I sold half my pooots yesterday. If it truly is over and it keeps rocketing back up, I could multiply my cash buying new calls

to buy puts today or tomorrow ? strangle perhaps ?

>>18049421
Jews are seething

>>18049421
Dude shut the fuck up, no one is going to your fucking thread. Fuck off faggot

Based nothingburgerites restarting the economy.

YOUR 80 YEAR OLD GRANNY DYING IS NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE ECONOMY, SORRY LOL

>US congress passes 6 trillion dollar stimulus
>other economies around the world perish from impossibly high inflation rates
wew

>>18049429
Completely irrelevant. TA doesn't always work, the market doesn't give a shit about TAs.

Not sure if people are just having a laugh or if people are actually so crazy they think the market hit a bottom and is now reversing.
Switch from the hourly view to a daily or weekly one for fucks sake.

Can the next /smg/ be antisemetic edition?

Dude if Ford seriously goes to 6.7 a share this week on the golden bull run I will cry all it needs is 5 billion in stimulus and it can do 12

>>18049509
This happens after every 1 minute green candle
most of it is bait, but some bulls really are this stupid

>>18049509
FOMO bears are just upset they missed the boat.

>>18049478
afternoon will see new pandemic numbers and governor office announcements. where do you think that will go

NEWW!!!
pls dont post in threads that use the j* word
we do not condone racism on /SMG/

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>>18049548
>missing the boat on one of the biggest declines in history

>>18047972
Cash out the stock amount of half your gains.

SQQQ briefly hit $24! Buy bobros!

>>18049422
BPY is a good pick, not a reit but an MLP. 16% Yield. O is a good reit. Can't go wrong with tech. MCD, SBUX, KO all good food names at a discount. Defense could be a good pickup with LMT NOC and RTN

>>18049509
COPE

>>18049585
Don't worry, I did

>>18049494
Sad but true. We all need to make sacrifices to the greater good, some more than others.

If a company does a reverse split but I have under the amount of shares required to get 1 stock, what happens?

>>18049572

https://twitter.com/IntelDoge/status/1242461603448184832
INDIA LOCKDOWN

PUTS ON POOS

To the grocery Anon looking for something cheap:
Buy Sirius Radio. The auto industry is going to bounce back big and Sirius will ride the wave by being packaged with new cars.

>>18049619
you get cashed out the equivalent cash value of the stonks you held

so if you hold 3 stonk at $1, and it does a 1:5 reverse split, the price goes to $5 and you get $3 but no stonk

Someone make sure to create a non shill thread after this.

>>18049585
I'm set to buy at $23.50. The pump will still go a little farther.

>>18049619
you get their value as cash

thinking this is the bottom

how could you be so dumb

>>18049632
>Western world recovers while Asia enters recession mode in coming months
History repeats itself

>>18049661
don't get too greedy over $0.50 bobro, if this starts tanking you better buy quick before $25

>>18049675
>western world recovers
You really have no idea how fucked America is, do you?

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Oh fantastic

>>18049675
Both America and Canada are on lockdown, with shortages of supplies. This just feels like smoke and mirrors.

>>18049736
America ISN'T properly locked down, or I'd be a lot more confident in the market right now. I'm bearish because I don't think Trump has the political capital or will to shut it down proper.

>>18049736
Trump said everyones going back to work by next week

NEW THREAD

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>>18049719
It'll probably take a couple days to show up in your account, too. The funds have to "settle".

>bill needing 60 votes to pass
>https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/03/23/819980899/3-gop-senators-in-self-quarantine-will-be-unable-to-vote-on-coronavirus-relief
>50 active republicans to vote
>needing 10 dems to cross the aisle to vote on a McConnell bill

yea im thinking we're going down

>>18049586
Cheers brah, see you at the 'I Bought and I Held' yacht party in a few years

>>18049786
Ah roger, I wanna put that money back in asap but make sense

>>18049835

Like good for you- this is probably a decent place to buy if you're willing to hold for 5 to 10 years minimum

But most people havent got the balls to weather the selling storm tomorrow. Especially considering how many new investors there are at times like this - you will get emotionally shaken out. EASILY

be ready for it

>>18049824
Even if it passes we were going down. The deaths haven't really started yet

Yesterday someone said I was retarded for moving part of my NRZ and ONTX into QSR.

Today, QSR pumped and NRZ dropped yet again, and even ONTX is having a nice pump due to earnings (average on it is .39, so not sure if I should cash out once I got some profit or not).