/biz/ - Business & Finance

dump on opening, also fuck tripfags

Where do I buy Chainlink from?

Jerome will cause the collapse of the USD with his infinite brrrrrrrrr and collapse the global economy.

>>18046562
whats that, a fence?

OH NO NO NO BEARS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>18046558
Futures are near limit. It's probably going to end with over 20k.

Is this the most obvious bull trap in history?

>>18046577
Reminder that after DOW went up 1900 points, the next day it fell for 3000

Ah for fuck sake guys, who put CNBC in the pasta?

So what should I buy during the coronavirus sales for long term and when should I buy it?

should i sell my inverse ETFs at a minor loss now? the market should keep going down for a while, just a little slower than before right?

>>18046585
Afraid so.

>>18046548
(((Discord))) banned the /biz/ server, get in the new one bros
discord gg kjGsbrW

Police officer stopped me in the street earlier. I showed him my receipt from the pharmacy and he let me go

>>18046588
I remember. Just talking about how it will end for today. It's always a red green pattern, barring Monday and Friday.

I warned all the idiots on here the market wasn't going to crash this week lmao

What trading platform do fellow ausfags use?

>>18046605
fuck off transfrog

>https://finance.yahoo.com/news/bill-ackman-makes-2-5-181343209.html
>Activist investor Bill Ackman said he has made a “recovery bet” on the economy, investing $2.5 billion in equities
>“That’s about the most bullish thing we’ve done,” he said in a Bloomberg TV interview. “We are all long. No shorts, you know, betting on the country.”

Reminder that put options are literally unpatriotic and you should be deported to Mexico

>>18046567
so do you believe the china numbers or not?
their death rate is likely much higher than reported, and they would absolutely hide the deaths of younger people

also why do you not care about anyone over 60?
>It OnLy KiLlS bOoMeRs
this has been the weird cope since the start of the outbreak, but almost everyone has family members over 60, do we just not care if they die now?

can someone explain what happened here to a retard

>>18046635
Imagine believing this garbage.

>>18046620
>more quarantines
>less people working
>more businesses shutting down
>green numbers
Unlimited Printing Works can defy all realities

>>18046635
they bet on a made game, feds gonna pump it

>>18046635
no no no shorts/puts are rocket fuel for the pumps. let the clowns short, they will hold too long and get REKT. just look at the butthurt on the board this morning

>>18046656
reverse split that hasn't properly adjusted the past numbers yet?

>>18046620
The only thing that bothers me is faggots like you pretending this is a normal market when it's being heavily manipulated

>>18046656
Price went up.
>you're welcome

>>18046656
Reverse split?

>>18046656
That save game file got corrupted. Just load up the autosave from before that.

>>18046656
fuck me, lets short it

>>18046656
1. Glitch
2. Reverse split
3. Gush fags being rich as fuck and mogging the entire thread for years to come

>>18046656
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3554240-direxion-cuts-leverage-on-10-funds-closes-eight-funds

Ten of Direxion Shares leveraged funds will now seek daily leveraged, or daily inverse leveraged, investment results, before fees and expenses, of 200% or -200%, instead of 300%/-300% previously.

Becomes effective May 19, 2020.

Tickers of the 10 leveraged funds are: BRZU, RUSL, NUGT, DUST, JNUG, JDST, ERX, ERY, GUSH, DRIP.

If jobless reports on Thursday turn out to be even higher than estimates, what do you think is going to happen? Clearly investors are already expecting a significant dip, but if it's even worse what reaction do you think there's going to be?

>>18046635
>investing $2.5 billion in equities
You don't throw around billions lightly. He bought the dip. The course has corrected and ship's back on target

>>18046646
>so do you believe the china numbers or not? their death rate is likely much higher than reported, and they would absolutely hide the deaths of younger people
No, only an idiot would believe China. The reason why we know more about the disease now is because we have way more reliable countries researching it so we are finally going to get more realistic numbers. See >>18046473

>this has been the weird cope since the start of the outbreak, but almost everyone has family members over 60, do we just not care if they die now?
Literally people are having less kids and a larger older population, this is literally an economic crisis waiting to happen with programs like social security that could implode if there are less people paying in than recieving benefits. Plus you really expect people to give a shit about old people when they can't even be bothered to visit or talk to their own grandparents?

>>18046708
Numbers go up when more people aren't working. Market will go up

>>18046646
>>18046725
This disease would be WAY worse if it killed the very young instead of the old. Literally might have played out like that children of men movie.

Anyone got puts on zoom?

>>18046611
bong?

>>18046725
>>this has been the weird cope since the start of the outbreak, but almost everyone has family members over 60, do we just not care if they die now?

Ask the opposite question, do the over 60s not care if the global economy is destroyed for their children?

>>18046562
Hardware store. Try Home Depot or Lowe’s

Do people here actually believe this is all over? There is literally no reason for it to pump over the next month.

Uhhhhh......guys.......did I miss my chance to buy low?

>>18046703
>May 19

>>18046752
why? Tell me what exactly happened? virus will be gone in no time

>>18046708
the economy is in the toilet. jobless claims is just an indicator of the economy but we already know the bottom line so it's not going to be meaningful

>>18046611
Did you cough on him?

>>18046745

Yeah bong, still a few people out. Policeman was quite friendly and let me go immediately, but it's so fucking surreal

>>18046748
>Ask the opposite question, do the over 60s not care if the global economy is destroyed for their children?
US Boomers do not give a shit. The whole Fed dark magic was to make their retirement accounts solvent for a cashout and then die before the zombie economy takes hold for decades.

>>18046752
There is a reason. The fed lmao

>>18046755
So are my gush calls suddenly worth a lot or what?

>>18046748
>Ask the opposite question, do the over 60s not care if the global economy is destroyed for their children?
Too bad they can't take it with them to the afterlife. At least this frees up assets that were otherwise essentially frozen.

>>18046752
It's priced in. The doom and gloom is over.
We had a national spring break.
A few grannies will die. A few others will stay home for a day.

>>18046548
Such an obvious trap.
So is the plan get the economy running again just long enough for the well connected to get out relatively unscathed?

>>18046703
so is gush just going from 3x to 2x?

>>18046592
you know it's not a bad idea to hear from the normie/boomer community on "long term" "investig". In fact, it might even help you become a better speculator.

>>18046752
Bull trap

>>18046780
>>18046703
If I understand right it already did after the reverse split. Kind of sucks desu.

Ending red today.

>It's priced in. The doom and gloom is over.
>We had a national spring break.
>A few grannies will die. A few others will stay home for a day.
>there are retards who actually believe this
Trump, is that you?

Either 1 of 2 things have to happen

The old have to make massive sacrifices for the young

The young have to make massive sacrifices for the old

In any healthy society, older people, parents and grandparents, care more about their children than themselves. However now boomers care more about themselves than their children, and thus we will get a great depression

>>18046757
The US deaths haven't even started yet fool. ICUs are about to be overwhelmed and you think it's over lol.

>>18046773
They don’t have kids, beau

Check out Merkel and the Eurocuck politicians—they don’t have marriage or kinders

Only red-blooded American cowboys and truckers still know how to please a lady

>>18046777
Nah the well connected already cashed out, that was the massive dip and the little guys got screwed. Now they are going to crash in owning more of everything and rinse and repeat.

>>18046592
I like it, i appreciate the normie perspective no matter how wrong it is lol.

>>18046771
no they split too. badly.

>>18046793
Buy more puts then if you believe this all fake news.

>>18046708
At this point, the stock market's valuation is so divorced from real labor it probably wont matter. Lots of people will plummet into poverty, number line will go up.

>>18046789
it's still the best leveraged vehicle for crude price though right?
I'm still gonna try to sell my shares rq and make 34k :v

>>18046624
mate stake is the way to go, Has an app and website, no commision fee.

>>18046765
This. Boomer run the Fed an WH. Buy boomerstox while you can. T KO XOM MSFT DUK NEE LMT GD

There will be no death surge in the USA. Effective and cheap treatment is available for chink flu.

That was the bottom. Happening cancelled. Recovery will surge then slowly crawl back up to ATH by November, just in time for agent orange to win with a massive landslide.

>>18046793
Take a walk. People are done with this news cycle. They're tired of seeing the New York Governor soaking up all the limelight as if that shithole was the only thing that matters in America.
They're hamming it up for the Federal Emergency money and we were ready for a correction in the clown market. Mid-April and people won't remember this. They'll be back to the next "crisis".

I’m 90% cash and staying that way. This isn’t over, we’re hitting 200 before 260.

>>18046817
>At this point, the stock market's valuation is so divorced from real labor it probably wont matter
They already are though as if the rantings and the ravings here aren't proof enough.

>>18046798
one choice is to sacrifice your wealth for other people's lives
the other is to sacrifice your life for other people's wealth

>>18046831
Ahahahaha this is great bait

>>18046831
American landwhales probably are worse off with kung flu than magical olive oil diet eyetalians

>>18046830
dri (Olive Garden)

>>18046752
ofc it is not over. countries that are opening up a little already see an increase in infections
>>18046801
yet trump is already opening america, lololol

>>18046846
>>18046848
You're going to lose. Again. Nobody but you will be surprised.

>>18046831
Is this ironic bagholding? If it isn't it's bagholding for your positions by trading lives for it.

>>18046832
Oh man, it really is you. Call Adam Schiff a cuck in one of your morning tweets!

>>18046757
I’m conflicted. Reading your post and realizing this is the type of investor I’m betting against makes me happy. But reading your post and realizing that you’re somewhere out there breathing air makes me scared.

>>18046858
There will be no death surge. A few vulnerable people will die like every new flu or disease. 1940s malaria pills cure chink flu within a few days. A few morons will overdose while trying to self medicate.

The farce is unravelling before your eyes.

>>18046752

Corona just got confirmed a nothingburger. China over reacted in its response because it was 100% new and potentially deadly. Italy lost a few thousand chain smoking 80 year old grandpas, due to having millions of cases of it and the death rate everywhere else is minimal.

For the perfect closed case look at the diamond princess cruise ship. 3700 mostly boomers on board, 650 infected and only 8 70+ year olds dead with half the infections being asymptomatic.

They just locked down my state, VA, as well as DC and MD. There is no reason for a recovery yet, the fact that the president appears live on tv every market day should speak volumes. The dump isn’t over yet, this is a bull trap baby. I’m reupping on puts. Good luck to you all.

QUICK BUY SQQQ OR TVIX BEFORE OPEN

>futures
oh no no no we got too cocky bulls

Politics is going to make a manageable health crisis into a devastating one. I thought only day traders had no souls.

I love how cocky delusional bulls get every time the market pumps. It makes all the tears and pink wojaks so much sweeter.

>retards think it'll dump when futures are up 3x

>>18046881
>confirmed a nothingburger

Are you a bagholder or something? How could you possibly say something so incredibly stupid?

>>18046871
Terrible State, California. Worst in handling the Spanish Flu, now worst in the China flu. Good people. Terrible leadership. Sad.

ANYONE GOT PUTS ON ZOOM? ANSWER YOU FUCKS

>>18046880
Fuck off Donald

this boeing cuck trying to defend the buybacks lmao

Seeing all the bull posts here makes me happy.
Seeing all the bear posts made me scared.

>>18046907
Kek this guy bought into all the pandemonium!

>>18046789
Just borrow money to buy GUSH it's the same thing lol

Just buy more puts with an OTM call or two to hedge. This is your opportunity to short the market and make some real money retards.

>>18046917
Kek I would not touch BA right now even as tempting as it is.

>>18046827
>no commision fee
Until mid-year, sadly.

its over

>>18046887
that's gonna be a coom from me dawg

>>18046924
You are right, gotta up the fucking leverage here for these high IQ power moves.

>>18046883
thoughts on GOMAD in the apocalypse?

>>18046887
holy shit imagine the smell

Take your 2k Trump bucks, buy 1k puts and 1k calls. Sell the loser early, simple as.

Alternatively just buy SPY 220p 4/17 and sell them at the next round of bad news.

Bears are so fucking fucked

What do I buy when this is all over?

>>18046921

>sspppppp pfffftttt spttttttttt pfttttttt


See you at 15k you absolute moron.

bill failed again last night, gonna be a shit day

What’s the move? I will follow blindly

>>18046960
A gun

DID I MISS MY CHANCE TO BUY LOW?

>>18046970
Buy into bull trap
Get meme'd on by bears on Thursday

>>18046960
dividends.. T if little money, ABBV if more money, LMT if bigger money

This is crab country, a crab world even.

>>18046965
Junking the bill was actually good for the markets and the USD. Imagine infinite QE + bailouts + free money to NEETs who are useless to society.

BILL DIDN'T PASS
>BILL DIDN'T PASS
BILL DIDN'T PASS
>BILL DIDN'T PASS

>>18046982
T-bills?

>>18046977
yes, bottom's in at 18500

>>18046934
>Tamil news
Pajeet, I...

the stock I am shorting rose 8% after close, I'm gonna get fucked when the market opens but I hope it will go down again during the day

Is this it? Or did we just bull trap?

>>18046703
>RUSL but not RUSS
What did they mean by this?

Is buying TVIX stupid?

>>18046993
>>18046965
“We expect to have an agreement tomorrow morning,” Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer told reporters Monday night.

“There are still a few little differences. Neither of

I've been a bear for the past month and made a killing but now it is bull time bros, this is a legit nothing burger and the only ones dying are old priests in Italy

US "quarantine" will be over by the end of the week

>>18046992
>letting people choose between starvation or infection is good for the economy
>the economy is real and not just fake jobs sending emails to other fake jobs for fake money

>>18047003
market is gonna dump at open friend

>>18047015
“We expect to have an agreement tomorrow morning,” Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer told reporters Monday night.
“There are still a few little differences. Neither of us think they are in any way going to get in the way of a final agreement.”
My money is on a final dip on Thursday.

>>18046585
You've been saying that for 2 weeks

>>18046999
at&t

>>18047015
they've said that each day and then proceed to speak for hours about how 'the other side' are pretty much demons and killing america

>>18047016
>85 IQ post

>>18047016


look dude, we know you are bagholding. Just accept you fucked up and should have sold.

>>18047045
My 85 iq is about to make a killing on the SPY calls I set yesterday

>>18047042
>'the other side' are pretty much demons and killing america
And for once, they're both right.

>>18047041
why would I call a mass sell-off a bull trap?

>>18047039
Dems refuse to pass anything backed by majority republicans, Trump said he won't sign anything backed by majority dems. We're at a stalemate. We get an unexpected executive order or nothing.

>>18047014
>>18047014
no, but you have to be willing to hold it if it drops to 1/2 value

>Lock everyone in their houses
>Woah the infection rate went down!
>Let's undo all the security measures we put up beforehand
>Surely nothing bad will come from this

>>18046977
LOL NO
Wait till US deaths as above 1k/day.
And NO that isn't priced in yet.

>>18046921
>bought into all the pandemonium!
>we are running out of ventilators and ICU beds because everyone is just pretending to not be able to breathe

This is you

>The world under lockdown
everything is fine look GREEEEEEEEEEEEN
Fuck this clown market

>>18047107
do animals understand the concept of 3 months from now? speculation is a very human concept and should be celebrated

>>18047086
>>18047107

>>18047107
Just a speed bump Anon.

Are we being raided by /pol/ again?

Are people here honestly thinking it's going to stay green and not crab all day?

>>18047123
But now imagine that 50-75% of a country's population is infected with either of those. Pretty big death figures either way.

>>18047135
It’s a bearcrab kinda market

>>18047123
nice purposefully misleading chart that's so tiny you can barely tell the differences jackass. please leave your dumbass propaganda images out of this thread.

>>18047135

>>18047149
this

>>18047077
you're making it sound stupid :/

>>18047123
No

>>18047164
the economy is in ruins my guy. there is no way the vix holds at or below this level.

>>18047005
Bull trap.

>>18047153
I like how the y axis goes over 100%

>>18047123
>there is no differrence between thousands of deaths and million of deaths - see my brainlet.jpg

>>18046844

Young wealth is more important than old life

WHY DONT OPEN THE NYSE NOW!?
NEW YORK IS CRASHING AND BURNING ANYWAY,GET THE FLOOR OPEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18047188
And the age ranges on X are different

this shit don't make sense it just goes up then down no rime or reason

>>18047014
yes, now's the time for svxy

>>18047138
That's the problem with all this 'modeling' and 'muh exponentials'. You always take it to the extreme.
There have been 81K cases in China out of billions, and only 3K deaths.
Sure, I don't fully believe China, but I believe Italy less where they've come out and said they're over reporting.
France has 20K cases ..... out of 67 MILLION people.
50-75% isn't happening and won't happening. Bringing it up is foolish fear mongering.

>>18047215
you've already been exposed as a retard. give it up. no one wants to hear your useless opinion. when you realize how bad this is going to get i hope you either take a vow of silence or kill yourself.

>>18047215
Bruh. I bet you didn't even know about the virus in janurary. We are boned. The lockdown could take a year.

>>18047135
I'm long term bullish but I was burned before by calling this a nothingburger and buying TVIX puts way too early kek. There is no way this is over yet.

The federal bank has many disadvantages which can be overcome by the use of decentralized cryptocurrency, similarly Data Protection, Privacy & restriction on the internet is one of the major problems in this world, in future data is going to be as valuable has oil today, so we need well-protected internet service technology which would protect our data many new startups like tachyon protocol has started providing service in a decentralized internet with exciting technology & privacy, one should check their services.

>>18047215
You’ve elevated cope posting to the point of sublimation

>>18047041
and bullfags have saying this is the bottom for the last month

>>18047135
the fed pumps will ensure that all of your puts and options will expire worthless.

>>18047181
Depends on the consequences of the virus on the banks.

>>18047215
It will if Trump reopens the country in a week like a retard

>>18047153
>>18047190
30K-60K die from the flu in the US. Sorry you got duped by the beer flu actually being a scary pandemic. Quit eating all the nothing burgers.
>>18047226
You're name calling because you have no other way to discredit me (spoiler - I'm right).
>>18047228
By all reasonable accounts, the virus was here in January.

>>18047265
>it's green 1 day, and now its back to NOMRAL - BELIEVE ME

>>18046548
This is your last day to get in ONTX

>>18047014
don't buy it right now it's going to drop

>>18047243
>>18047260
They overplayed their hand. A perfect trifecta of the stock market feeding of the doom and gloom of the media and the population shitting their pants and masturbating to fear porn.
>>18047270
I'm holding TQQQ. It'll crab today and dip on Thursday with job numbers

>>18047265
i didnt name call. it is an accurate description. you are beneath me. i dont bother talking to you for the same reason i dont bother trying to convince a cat. the fact that you can even read in the first place is astounding.

>>18047270
It's green 1 day in the FUTURES, day hasnt even started

>>18047258
Nice lewds :)

>>18047265
>slow adjustment reaction
I feel so sorry for you once you realize the way of life we had even 4 months ago is not comming back.

Dr. Fauci was secretly executed.

WTF HAPPENED TO GUSH

>>18047316
Reverse split.

>>18046548
I wanted to buy into inverse $SPY on friday but I had to set up an account and transfer funds, so I missed out on the drop over the weekend. No big deal I though, we're still far from the bottom. So I bought in on monday morning. Now I'm down 40% because of leverage.
I don't think I'm going to make it after all bros.

>>18047307
In 2 weeks, everyone will be past the beer flu and it won't be in the news. Guaranteed. By August, we'll be back to ATH.

>>18047215
>believing the chinese numbers
Never gonna make it

>>18047294
>Trump says suicide numbers could rise...
I'm glad my president is shining a light on the dire mental health of the true victims of this virus.

Why does a institution that prints money need shareholders (FED)?

>>18047265
It's literally 10 to 30 times deadlier than the flu, with no vaccine, insane R0 and a long incubation period. If you let this spread, millions are going to die.

>>18047340
Why didn't you wait for a green day?
>then if the next day was green average down

>>18047352
>he doesnt know
MOM, HE DOESN'T KNOW!

This isn't the first time the CDC and WHO have botched a potential pandemic.

They originally thought swine flu was super deadly too and was going to kill everyone before it was revealed its mortality rate was about 10x less than predicted.

>>18047364
this is the new cope for bears

>Guy starts talking about Bitcoin
>Gets cut off

>>18046932
it has 3 tiers, the first one is free and has commission fees, the second one is no commission fees and costs $19/mo starting on july 1st.

>>18047366
If hes down 40% with leverage after 3x spy etfs dropped ~6%, how much can he really average down?

Yeah I'm thinking it's SDOW time

>>18047393
this is how you should treat these crypto apes in real life

>>18047340
Buy more today. Even if the is the recovery (it isn’t) there will be more red days ahead. Don’t panic sell. This pump is too much too fast.

Yesterday my stocks with puts all go down 5-8% by close. Premarket they are all up 10%. Honestly what the fuck is wrong with the fed

GOOOD MORNING FRIENDS, it's 6am, the sun is probably shining somewhere, my coffee pot is dripping, and FUTURES AND BIG GREEN

>>18047364
But it literally isn't. Literally.
80% of those infected have mild to moderate symptoms and don't require any hospitalization.
It's thought that each patient infects 2-3 others due to the delay of symptoms, or symptoms being that mild.

>>18047400
>tfw no reading comprehension
c'mon tard

>>18047395
First tier seems pretty trash. Certainly considering how wild it is right now. But perhaps by July things will have calmed down and I can mostly be HODL.

>>18047393
fuck out of here, coinfag

Pelosi on CNBC in 30 minutes, she's about to make or break your options lads.

>>18047424
>it's a nothing burger, ONLY 20% require hospitalization!!!

>>18047385
Bitch, IVE BEEN SAYING THAT SINCE JANURARY, BEFORE I EVEN HAD A BROKERAGE ACCOUNT.

The world is fucked. If we can't find a vaccine this is the new normal. Things won't simply go back to the way they were before. I'm not anticipating doom because I'm a bobo. I'm a bobo because for the past 2 months I've seen everything unravel in front of our eyes and retards like you unable to accept it. It's 9/11 and were in manhatten, you stupid cunt. This is the biggest happening in a generarion. The only one who's coping here is you.

SQQQ cheapies

man I'm gonna get so fucked when markets open. The question is will it keep rising during the day? What do you guys think? I'm gonna buy to make up for losses the second it dips again, in all european markets car manufacturers and insurance companies were the biggest winners today and I don't understand why, it doesn't make any fucking sense

>>18047393
Good.

>>18047424
>he doesn't know
Go ahead and get infected

just got a HOT tip, BIEI. youre welcome

so setting up monthly dividends to pay every week isnt that hard, why dont more people do it more?

According to the MATH with 8000 dollars you can make 790 dollars a year which is almost fookin 10% growth in a year.

Do the taxes really fuck you that hard? Even if it goes down to 600 dollars thats still a decent amount of growth

Why have the shills moved from /pol/ to here?

>>18047454
Whats that anon

>GSAT up 60% pre-market
Whew, not as big as I was hoping for but nice

>>18047424
>80% of those infected have mild to moderate symptoms and don't require any hospitalization.

So 20% require hospitalization. 20% of 150 million is 30 million. We don’t have enough oxygen for that many patients and the case fatality rate is going to mirror Italy’s rise towards 20%.

I know we talk shit about you bulltards but please at least take some precautions for your own health.

JPM and GS are pumping the FOMO bullcucks once more before Drumpf's next speech

>>18047366
Because I'm retarded.

>>18047400
It was only a small bet on 5x inverse SPY.

>>18047413
I would if I could but trading is closed on inverse spy ETNs because I don't live in America so I only have access to fake and gay markets.

>>18047469
They dont want you making money fren

>>18047469
Because r/biz is funniest in a recession

>>18047475
0.0046 USD +0.0042 (922.22%) buy this quick

>>18047447
How cheap are we thinking? $24?

>>18047458

Firms can decide to cancel or reduce dividends at any point.

>>18047469
Deluded bagholders that haven't realized yet were going to wipe out 20 years worth of gains

Wuhan to release lockdown reqs and go back to business as usual April 8th.... Is this (and Fed BRRRRRRRR) why markets are mooning this morning?

My plan is still wait to buy until we get some Q1 numbers...

Do I go all in SDOW today or Wednesday?

>>18047497
How much should I buy. Will it make me rich quick

>>18047482
My family works at a hospital and they have shortages of masks with older nurses and such refusing to come to work. Apparently there’s also a blood shortage so in reality even if it’s a small percentage of the population it will be bad

>>18047449
Massachusetts' GDP per capita is about 86k, Virginia's is just under 60k. For comparison, the entire country of Switzerland is 80k per capita and the UK's is just under 40k GDP. MA and VA are shut the fuck down for at least two weeks, business is disrupted, supply chains are kekked. This recovery doesn't make sense, economically.

>>18047424

80% of those who get infected and get tested have mild to moderate symptoms. We have absolutely no clue how many are actually infected. We're making all these models without knowing the actual numbers. If most people that get it don't even get tested then the number could be 99% have mild to moderate symptoms.

What's the play today boys? Buy up sqqq and spxs and wait for the dump later this week?

>>18047469
Kikes want us to be poor.

>>18047469
because bears were dabbing on trump's gains, so they got mad and moved here

>>18047500
anything below 25 looks great to me
after the senate spends another day doing nothing it should get a nice poomp

I wish I held on to BA overnight rather than selling when it was at 110

>>18047522
>>18047482
>>18047453
>>18047438

>>18047485
>Because I'm retarded.
It's ok bby we're all a lil retarded

Is it true that with every stock market crash there is a big number of investors who will leave the stonk market never to return?

>>18047508
Today. Buy the pump.

>>18047547
To an extent sure, not that it matters though

>>18047512
copy from another thread

A new COVID-19 cure has entered the chat.

Stock ticker symbol BIEI trading at half a penny up 922% on a patent application for a new COVID 19 cure.

$2,000 gets you 434,000 shares X $1 = $434,000

>>18047439
>JANURARY, BEFORE I EVEN HAD A BROKERAGE ACCOUNT
>12 posts by this ID
Dios mio, man.

>>18047454
For a second I thought they made those really nice Biogel sterile surgical gloves, their logo looks the same. Wtf is this shit stock? Their website looks like it belongs on Geocities circa 2001.

>>18047547
Only /biz/bullkeks

>>18047547
suicides

>>18047541
Flu numbers are based off estimates.

>tfw averaging down while LARPing as a bobo

>>18047316
>>18047337
so people who had GUSH are now rich ?

How are after hour stock prices determined? The ask/bid prices don’t seem to be an indicator of that

>>18047454
>>18047497
The green 900% number means it already pumped 900%, just FYI

>>18047541
>546 confirmed cases
>22 deaths
>march 9th
>literally 15 days later
>46,168 cases
>582 deaths
>what is exponential growth
>implying you arent a drooling imbecile
source: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/

>>18047562
You have no idea how bad things are. Yesterday like 600 people died in italy. In a single day. Amerilards with their obesity are so utterly boned.

>>18047564
lol i dont know. some retard on /pol/ posted it i thought you guys could use the laughs

>>18047424
>it's just a flu, only 1 in 5 get permanent lung damage, infertility or death

>>18047439
I'm bearish too short term but you gotta take a deep breathe and stop visiting /pol/ kek.

>>18047454
yeah bud if nobody on /pol/ fell for ur shitty bagholding do you really think that /biz/ will fall for it lol!

Cramer: No Matter What

Looks like I'll be eating well for the next few months :))

>>18047601
I've only been on /pol/ to give people advice on N95 masks. IN JANURARY.

>>18047458
>10% dividend yield
Any stock with that high yield is almost certainly shit

>>18047584

The only confirmed number is deaths.

Cases are just the number of people that have been tested.

>>18047580
People with real brokers can trade from 4 am to 8 pm

Yesterday was pretty disappointing, let's hope today it will go below 18k bearbros.

>>18046548
Here comes the end

>>18047608
i wish i was psychic too

>>18047625
Not today. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe. The power of infinite QE is not to be underestimated.

>>18047578
no it was a reverse split, GUSH is a dogshit stock that shouldnt be held for longer than a week, just for info i was the guy shilling GUSH a few weeks ago, GUSH is a shit buy, and i cant believe so many people believed me just because i typed a bunch of bullshit lol! I bought at 50 and sold at 73 and never looked back, some of these clowns are still holding it tho lol

I don't want to sound extremely racist but if this were 250 years ago we would have bought black slaves as commodities...

>>18047625
Be patient, let exponential compounding growth do it's thing virus wise.

>>18047644
Jokes on you my 1000 shares are now worth $15 each.

>>18047646
>black people
>worth anything

>>18047539
Would you have sold today if you had held your position?

I'm still calling 180 the bottom, probably by mid-April.

>>18047625
bearbros unite

>>18047578
No that’s not how that works. GUSH bagholders are now triple fucked because the value has to rise above their buy in price in order for them to recover their losses

>>18047625
Won't go under 18k until unemployment numbers are released

so infinite money and still closed red yesterday, why would it be green again?

>>18047644
I throw a few dollars at a GUSH call once in a while on the off chance it goes 10x so I can post it here and entice people to gamble all their savings on it.

>>18047662
short blacks

To all put holders, don't worry pumps just give us extra IV that we will cash out on in the end.

Is anyone else confused by a false confidence American society and stock market has?

I mean panicking is not going to help, but somehow both state and the people act like stock did not drop down 11k points and that there is not 15k and growing sick from corona in NY. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

>>18047662
the original shitcoin LOL

>>18047671
Because bounce and futures.

>>18047681
How so

>>18047681
cheers bobobro, holding amd put with a big loss

>>18047687
im generally a permabull but this is going to go down more in the short term.

>>18047687
just ignore it and it will go away

Wtf I didn’t know BofA was based

>Dont have to work for 3 weeks
>Government will pay everyones wages

Some of you are new to the market and seem to be under the misunderstanding that the stock market is a measure of the underlying economy.

>https://nhentai.net/tag/freckles/
Fucking BASED

>>18047687
Normalcy bias

>the virus is over there and were over here, what could possibly happen, lol

-10% i dont feel so good bear bros

>>18047687
infinite money printing bruh
they're just making the inevitable much more painful

When are unemployment numbers being released.

Also, reminder this sunday will be a watershed moment. Things will go from shit to fuck real quick when the us sees over 100k cases and +1000 deaths.

>>18047679
>>18047690
>>18047662
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>18047687
americanism is a lot of blind faith

>Starbucks +11%

>>18047712
>nhentai
>not panda
cringe

>>18047669
Cuz only you have knowledge of how bad they’re going to be.

>trump totes the stock market for years despite presidents having little to do with the performance of the market
>tanks
>/pol/ now wants green numbers at all costs
>MAXIMUM *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Bearbros, how much money we going to make?

Wtf is happening with FTSE,
Brits can't come out of their house and shits pumping

6 minutes lads, what will happen on opening / closing

>Worst day economically for the UK since world war 2
>FTSE has one of it's best days ever

>>18046708
At least people who don’t buy options had some money left let’s just say that

>>18046977
Yes it happened so fast was about to put 10k cash to buy stocks and then it might all be up 20% by 3 days FUUUUUCKKKKKKK

>>18047726

People actually go there now that they don't allow niggers and bums to loiter in the lobby indefinitely?

>>18047710
US fren? I'm working from home so grateful for the paycheck but it's so damn slow. I've also gotten sick but doesn't seem corona related, just some puking; and wife isn't sick so that's good. Congress better get their shit together today, I've loaded up on SPY calls and leveraged bull etfs for the fireworks today.

Anyone else realizing how based cash-secured puts are with these insane IVs? Instead of trying to time the bottom, you can decide a future price that you're willing to buy at and collect premiums until that happens

>>18047694
IV is a huge component in the premium pricing of an option, due to ∆ neutral strategies being quite popular for obvious reasons. The more we jitter up and down, the better.

>>18047736
Weird isn't it?
Olympics cancelled? GREAT NEWS, NIKKEI GREEN! +1204

>>18047739
DOW open +600 close +400

I bought SPY puts under the assumption that things are gonna get bogged hard when unemployment data comes out. Now it looks like I might lose 5k.

Do I:

1) Hold
2) Average down with more puts
3) Bail on the position

>>18047733
>signing up to read doujins
yikes

>>18047215
By now China have millions infected and 100k dead.

They quarantined one city and the outbreak happened during Chinese new year, spreading it all over every little town. No way the official numbers are accurate.

The CCP is sacrificing their people for the economy and when the truth can't be hidden any more they will call it a "second wave" and blame it on foreigners "bringing it back".

>>18047736
>The government has passed all stages of its 329-page emergency bill through the House of Commons.

>Health Secretary Matt Hancock told MPs the emergency legislation will allow "extraordinary measures" never seen in peace time in the UK.

>The bill will go before the House of Lords on Tuesday, and is expected to become law by Thursday at the latest.

this is a scam right why is everything going up?

>>18047740
>>18047736
Hard lockdown now means 4-5 weeks of lockdown and then coronavirus is contained. Soft and rolling lockdowns like America means potentially months of pain and mass death.

get your clowns ready guys

BBC News: "If you see people congregating out on the street, you should report it to the police"

>>18047755

Britbong

Green market, for what? We're still in deep shit and it only just started.
Literally who in their right minds would think this is a good idea to buy?

Might still buy some oil though

>>18047770
If you even think of bailing right now you're a retard.

>>18047774
I too watch ADVChina

we dropping
fuck drumpf

>>18047770
2, with the caveat that you should be more conservative in how far you think everything will fall.

this is not the bottom, wait two weeks. screencap this

>>18047779
Stimulus soon

>>18047756
I wonder how much someone could have made selling covered calls this month then puts on way up then buying shares might’ve even come out of this slightly ahead?

>>18047804
8 more years

>>18047794
all the shit at -60% is too tempting

>boeing up $20
fuck did i miss the dip

How many people told you this shit is going to bounce before continuing down? Bunch of short sighted brainless zoomers that want circuit breakers 24/7 or else they throw a tantrum about how the market is cheating them

>>18047123
>>18047215

dow futures is currently at 930.00. is that good?

>>18047809
does infinite qe mean nothing to you?

based cramer is bearish

>>18047832
no

>>18047822
spy and dow are far from -60%

>>18047809
>the market can't possibly know that there will be 1000s deaths in 2 weeks, but i do hehe
this is what you retards sound like. enjoy missing the bottom

>11 % up
this really is a clown market

Blumpf did it again. The stock market is saved.

>>18047822
Where I live we have been put into quarantine until June 1.

I dont see how this would help confidence on the market. Then again, I'm not a millionaire.

>>18047774
People like this hate China, but love Japan for obeying their master that iscoincidentally the one which used nukes on them.

Dow might hit 20k today, but never again

uh, why am i already up 5% xd

this shit is such a scam

What the fuck why is it so green. Why does this scream trap!?

Should I close my monthish put puts?

so this is the power.... of infinite dollars.....

>>18047840
Yeah but that pledge was cringe. It’ll take him a while until he stops trying to force it.

GUYS IM ALREADY UP 11,000 WTF IS HAPENING

Anyone going for SQQQ?

>>18047886
da pump

>>18047892
>>18047892
>>18047892
>>18047892
new thread
>>18047892
>>18047892
>>18047892
>>18047892
new thread
>>18047892
>>18047892
>>18047892
>>18047892
new thread

>>18047533
CHEAPIES ACQUIRED

Unlimited QE

>>18047771
Too retard to lol

1900+ one day, this the next trading day

anyone have a lock on when the next vote for stimulus is?

>>18047889
yup

is it green because trump said that he wasnt gonna let this shutdown last for months?

NEW THREAD

>>18047890
>>18047890
>>18047890
>>18047890
>>18047890

>>18047880
Back to work next week + stimulus + brrr ∞

>>18047899
>>18047915
Should I delete mine?

>>18047889
buying at what price?

Reminder ... there is no bottom .. get ready to get fucked bulltards

>>18047779
It's over, stupid. Chink virus killed with 5 dollars worth of pills.

>>18047800
They are awesome, aren't they?

>>18047858
Damn right I hate China, fuck those people and especially their government. You mustn't forget the global economy is in the shit right now because of China (both the people and their government).

>>18047938
yes, the guy that announces his new thread first wins

>>18047690
LMAO

FUCK missed the bottom.

I guess there's still oil to all-into, OXY is low.

Sold all my KNG yesterday to buy SQQQ. KNG goes up 12% and SQQQ down 15% today.

>>18047938
>Should I delete mine?
Up to you, or just recycle. I'll focus on my RH since all my positions are doing well.

>>18048193
I bought more puts yesterday. Down like 40-55% on all my puts.

Should have just held. Ha, well fuck. I hope there's money to be made when I have a job again. Oh well.

>>18048655
you didn't sell at a loss did you?