/biz/ - Business & Finance

I am really proud how many regular people are not falling over the elites lies. I am not going to stay in for a common fucking cold.

>>18031015
yeah dude its a nothingburger that's why 700+ people in Italy are dying a day
fucking retard I hope you get it and choke to death on your respirator

>>18031047
No one under 40 is falling for this unless they're a complete fucking cuck.

>>18031015
The stock market crashed because it was over leveraged and the oil price war triggered a massive sell off. Coronavirus is being used as a scapegoat.

it's just a nuffin boiga. who cares, mates. go enjoy the sun :^)

>>18031015
inb4 the schizoids enter the thread and start screeching about how we all need to stay inside for 2 months or we'll all die of this slightly stronger flu

>>18031050
they are attribuiting the death of all of their old people on the coronavirus to get gibs from the EU

>>18031050
because the economy is dependent on sick 60+ year old people...

>>18031015
Enjoy bat aids heathens

>>18031111
Wuhan quads confirmed

>>18031015

"just stay in your cuck sheds everyone, John Oliver will tell you what to do"

>Anonymous (ID: V1k4+fnN) 03/23/20(Mon)19:18:29 No.18031050▶>>18031156 >>18031175
>>18031015 (OP)
>yeah dude its a nothingburger that's why 700+ people in Italy are dying a day
>fucking retard I hope you get it and choke to death on your respirator

>>18031050
>>18031156
This. They better dump it seriously, or no one believes that shit.
Also why would this meme economy depend on a few billion dollars from faggots buying a few groceries, when Drumpf prints trillions overnight.

>>18031015
This is such bullshit.

Anyone who has ever been to a beach in their life knows that the wind is ALWAYS blowing.

So any respiratory transmittal of corona is extremely small compared to confined inside areas like offices, homes and hospitals.

Vitamin D is shown to mitigate corona complications and sunlight is good for you.

Most Californians are pussies and never go in the water anyway so water transmittal is minimal. Plus salt water is not ideal breeding grounds for viruses due to high bacteria counts.

To be honest, anyone who has actually looked at the Covid-19 reports would show that any of the normies in this picture are probably in the best possible position to avoid Covid over sitting at home with their neighbors on the balconies next door.

THis is just a shitty article by a bunch of little-ms-bossy pants journalists who love this big government covid response.

>>18031050
You do realise millions die from the regular flu every year and nothing is shut down, right? Thousands of old people with preexisting conditions is pocket change in disease terms.

>>18031321
>millions die from the regular flu every year
u can't be this retarded

>>18031110
THIS.

Crash already happened. this virus is a coverup. they don't want people to know what happened. the system is insolvent and the dollar is already finished.

>>18031321

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALL LIFE IS PRECIOUS, WE MUST ALL CRASH THE ECONOMY AND LOWER THE STANDARD OF LIVING FOR THE WHOLE EVEN IF IT SAVES JUST ONE BOOMER. YOU MONSTER! YOU ABSOLUTE MONSTER!

>>18031321
I love tinfoil hat stuff, but honestly this is legit. Death tolls are hardly extraordinary, but the amount of people needing intensive care absolutely is. The whole point is to avoid preventable death from collapsing the health system you fucking idiots.

>>18031338
Even if he was retarded a strong herd is not bad. If anything if enough of this dead weight is killed off taxes and inflation could get a little more breathing room. The economy is going to fall apart because all the shit that has happen since 1913.

>>18031338
He's absolutely correct though, so head on back to Twitter homo.

Faggot Alabama and Florida governors closed beaches near me threatening jail. But crowding in grocery store is ok

>>18031050
No one gives a shit about senior citizens dying. "Senior citizen" is literally unironically just a nice way of saying "you better get your shit together because you officially can now die for absolutely positively no reason whatsoever out of nowhere".

>>18031110
>>18031350
Exactly. Either way we will be eating our pets soon though so the Fed bankers can be a little richer. We need some 60's shit where everyone just "tuned out" and quit participating in the dead system. No one should ever pay taxes to these retards again. America is fucking OVER

>>18031385
>The whole point is to avoid preventable death from collapsing the health system you fucking idiots.
I'm aware. But what would happen if all the hospitals were full and respirators were taken is boomers would simply die 5 or 10 years before they would otherwise. And to prevent that, we're nuking the economy to such a degree it might take over a decade to recover, have more unemployment than the Great Depression, and the hopes and dreams of an entire generation will be lost as they are condemned to poverty and their last chance of advancing in the world is shot. In the utilitarian calculus, the lives of a few boomers are not worth the near society-ending suffering this "cure" will cause if we keep it up.

>>18031385

Boo hoo, old person has to die at home instead of a bed, BOO HOO

>>18031510
>And to prevent that, we're nuking the economy to such a degree it might take over a decade to recover, have more unemployment than the Great Depression, and the hopes and dreams of an entire generation will be lost as they are condemned to poverty and their last chance of advancing in the world is shot. In the utilitarian calculus, the lives of a few boomers are not worth the near society-ending suffering this "cure" will cause if we keep it up.
good point

>>18031510
HOLY FUCK that is dropping like a fucking rock. It was way over fucking priced to begin with. Should I be on /k/ getting read for the big igloo?

>>18031510
You're a retard

>>18031015
If there is one thing this virus has shown, it's that millennials and zoomers are just as selfish and irresponsible as boomers, no matter how dangerous the virus actually is.

>HAHA JUST GO OUTSIDE LMAO LOOK AT THESE PICTURES OF FUCKING BRAINDEAD NORMIES DON'T YOU WANT TO BE LIKE THEM

>>18031510
It is to late the mushroom cloud has started to take shape.

>>18031650
Great refutation, champ.

>>18031669
exactly. they love showing they think rules dont apply to them and they can do whatever the fuck they want who gives a shit about anyone else but themselves. I'm gonna have a small party when the government sends its military to stop gunning down the retards that "cant follow the rules". it'll be glorious and hilarious and i'll laugh and laugh at all the people crying over the dumb retarded zoomy zooms and millenials that were so stupid they couldnt just stay inside for a month like they were told. dont like it oh well you arent that important now stay inside peasant class scum

>>18031510
Your country is 33% spic and 17% nigger and growing.
It is biologically impossible for the US to recover.

>>18031510

This is the final departing fuck you from the boomers to subsequent generations. They have officially made the lives of their children impossible to be better than the lives the boomers had.

The boomers are the scummiest generation of humans to ever exist. I can't even look at one without getting a sick feeling. They're like a fucking living slime that destroys lives and dreams.

>>18031015
>t.simp

>>18031111
Checked nigger

>>18031410
millions do not die from the flu every year, not even during the worst flu years have one million people died from it, none the less millions.
don't use twitter

Boomers are gatekeeping, hypocritical human trash. They refuse to train newer hires because they're incapable of doing anything outside of the same thing they've done for the past 20-30 years. And then when they get laid off it's "boo hoo age discrimination". Stupid idiots you're fucking 60+ years old and lived through the greatest economic boom in human history and you don't have any money to retire. What the fuck is wrong with these people?

>>18031510
slightly newer version
you also have to realize though that boomers would be panic selling all at once in 6 months instead of right now without business shutdowns anyways, as they're the most at risk and make up a much larger portion of stock holders and business owners than any other single generation.
even disregarding coronavirus, this economic collapse was bound to happen, with massive overvaluation for the past 10 years, a growing corporate debt bubble, QE becoming a norm instead of a solution, and now an oil price war. boomers will do the obvious, which is freak out when their life is on the line. what isn't obvious is why the set up such a shitty economy in the first place.

>>18031350
>>18031489
Nah the dollar will be fine and society will survive albeit much much more fiscally unequal.

>>18031015
>>18031047
As someone that loves chaos, you "just a flu" posters are based retards. I love idiots like you. Keep telling people to go an socialize and infect as many people as possible. You're doing keks work, I want this divine wrecking ball to come swinging with fury

>>18031294
Based
>>18031730
>im going to party when my tyrannical government guns down unarmed civilians that acted like free people
Kys

>>18031015
The corona virus is just a convenient excuse to get people to stay in doors and keep them from protesting or gathering BECAUSE of the market crashing. They knew this shit was going down weeks ago and the smart money/insider traders start liquidating then. After they were safe, they dialed up the hype on corona virus and now all the dumb asses are locked in doors because of a sub 1.0% fatality rate cold/flu while the market melts down. But hey, at least there won't be any Occupy Wall Street marches or other economic protests because no one wants to get the sniffles. Amazing that people don't see the scam here.

>>18031869
The West has yet to appreciate Chink measures.
All is filled with demented senile boomers overlooking every fucking aspect of society.
China > Mandatory GTFO after 65 years of age.
That's it.
Get the fuck out boomer.

>>18031901

Well and let's be honest the boomers shipped any and all actual production overseas so if the dollar crashes were are completely helpless to start up manufacturing and heavy industry without years and possibly decades of ramping up.

this is your average dip zoomer edition

CNBC:
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed)

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

>>18031026

>>18031689
this is the weirdest part about this whole ordeal because, /biz/ has really gone so far to convince themselves that normies make the right decisions in the face of adversity and they should be more like them

>>18031927
oh spotted the zoomy zoom or millenial that thinks he can just do whatever the fuck he wants who gives a damn about others. I hope your in great pain and suffer for a long time after the bullets rip thru you. die retarded queer die

>>18031928
This. The Italian 8% fatality rate isnt even that bad, and clearly trump planned to nuke his own economy, inflate fiat with endless printing and tarnish his upcoming election.

>>18032004
>boomer that types like a 14 year old
Why am I not surprised

>>18031938
we got a cool guy over here. pic related.

>>18031321
And corona is 10x more deadly than the flu idiot

>>18031015
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jfx7PnMtCeY

>>18031215
This. These people live in literal pods and the only reason they haven't gone completely insane is because they get to spend their day at work. No one is going to stay inside. People have dogs and shit. They also read through the media lies. Why are they grouping ages 20-44 into a single category and then saying "omg young people are lining up at the ICU?".

It really is a boomer remover and young people don't give a shit about boomers

>>18032004
>hates younger generation for holding different values
>wants the world to end after him
Typical boomer

>>18031991
/biz/ is the only board doing this retardation right now. I think many just desperately dont want their bags to get heavier, so retards are lying to themselves and rallying with normies and niggers to cope with their desires.

>>18031916
I am sorry to inform you that there will never be a happening doomer.

>>18032113
There literally already is a happening. It's happening right now. The market has dumped 50% of all value, I cant travel anywhere, theres mass layoffs.

What the fuck constitutes a happening you moron? What possible metric do you use?

>>18032007
The average age of an Italian is 45 and 1/3 of them smoke. They have elevated mortality rates every year all 365 days.

>>18031111
Based virus poster

>>18031294
>Californians are pussies and never go in the water anyway
Can confirm. Unless you’re a surfer bro, people only put their feet in. That shit is cold

>>18031777
Haha epic meme my 4chan brother
Did you come here last summer too

>>18032113
it's not some masterful plan just a crisis and very early in the process. We have 42k cases currently in the US. It will double in a week or two if people don't take this seriously will result needless deaths that are going to hit the U.S. When doctors have to pick who gets beds/ventilators.

>>18032257

>>18031156
>crash your economy to recieve a few bux
I will miss american posters

>>18031943
outsourcing is a major disaster that boomers fucked us with and the US absolutely has to address that, but I sincerely doubt the dollar will crash.

during every major recession, people expect hyperinflation, and what ends up happening is deflation

>>18032048
I think it's obvious to everyone that this doesn't kill people in their 20s, at most it gives them pink mouth foam and lung damage, and it barely kills people in their 30s. The people in their 20s that are staying indoors are avoiding hurting their parents or indirectly killing someone else's parents. Young people hate boomers as a category, but love their boomers.

>>18032027
Nope.

They only test severely symptomatic people and people grossly contaminated by severely symptomatic people, and of that group that actually gets tested, 1% of the 60+ yr old people (with 3 or more complicating factors) die.

Vastly more people have it/ had it that haven't even been tested and never will be tested, because the symptoms are "who cares" tier. 0% death rate.

If the second group, who was never tested, had their numbers included with the first group, we'd mathematically arrive at the conclusion that Covid19 is substantially less deadly than the flu.

See ya.

>>18032211
Its all a over a hoax. Once people realize it everything will return to normal. No end of the world for you.

>>18031447
Based Alabama bro. Statewide stay at home order when?

>>18031350
But the crash hasn’t happened yet idiot

>>18032529
This is what we call a larp cope

>>18032685
Just the facts, dude. Your assessment means nothing.

>>18031916
Based. Chaotic nuetral here. California could use a thinning anyway.

>>18032555
What's it like having a sub-100 iq?

>>18032529
literally none of this is true lmao why are you lying? Lies on 4chan aren't going to change the severity of the reality of the situation.

>>18032773
I am infinitely smarter than any prepper retard waiting for an apocalypse that is never going to happen.

>>18032804
Every word of it is 100% fact based upon the situation thus far.

Our exchange is completely irrelevant. Everyone here is smart enough to check the sources themselves, and 4chan doesn't censor wrongthink, so the information is easy enough to broadcast.

>>18032820
even if there would be no sick people right now.
the worst will still come.

>>18032820
No, you aren't.

>>18031249
>>18031156
This is 4-d cope. You faggots deserve death.

>>18031928
Yeah bro its a massive, internationally cooridnated theater between the UN, WHO, China, Eu, America, the stock market and banks, medical industry, and mainstream media to gaslight the entire world into believing a fictional virus outbreak.

>>18032027
As testing increases the mortality rate drop will accelerate. It has already been dropping with very poor testing.

>>18031928
>sub 1.0%
Fucking retard lmao.

>>18032990
No it isn't. The media and goverments are downplaying the virus by ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE to keep the global economy intact.

>>18033181
Who is fucking paying you retards to spread the already pants on head panic?

>>18031175
They are the ones with the retirement accounts

>>18032529
Correct. Although the morality rate will continue to plummet it way never actually fall below Influenza A.

>>18031916
I'm lowkey hoping it gets worse

>>18032760
Most of the smug "just a flu bro" posters seem to come from liberal areas. Works for me kek

>>18033181
It has already fallen to 1% average as more cases are reported. As testing expands and cases explode the mortality rate will continue to decline.

>>18031015
>anymore
Normie zoomers and boomers never believed the government or anything because they're braindead idiots.

>JUST A FLU BRO
It's ten times deadlier and infectious, it will absolutely cripple the dogshit American health care system.

>>18031689
>>18031991
>>18032111
People all over 4chan fall into all sorts of "cope" camps, we all have our own ways of processing all this information and rumors and "just a flu bro" is easily the worst

>>18033359
No it hasn't. You're straight up lying hoping people won't question it
>>18033214
Projection. There is a huge astroturfing campaign right now attempting to downplay the virus the keep the global ponzi scheme afloat.

>>18032990
incredibly low IQ holy fucking shit you're stupid

>>18032746
“Facts” with zero context that means nothing

>bro the mortality rate is actually 0.001% lol why are you scared bro
vs
>AAAAAAAA THE CHINESE ARE BURNING BODIES IN THE STREETS THEY'RE EATING EACH OTHER THIS WAS A CONSPIRACY DONE BY ANTIFA ELITES THIS IS WHAT GRETCHEN BUMBLEBURG WAS PLANNING WITH THE WORD LEADERS

Select your character.

>>18031916
Based fellow member of the Cult of the Damned

>>18032804
He’s a coping bulltard

>>18032334
Sharting spreads death

>>18032334
Yeah but the average retard who watches Fox News on this site doesn't give a shit if boomers die even though losing even just 10% of the boomer population (and that's me being very generous considering how shitty the US's response is) is a deathblow to the current American right-wing and is already a substantial setback to other right-wing governments in Europe.

Fuck, dude, you can go on and on about how this shit is going to slaughter people and how a normal flu doesn't kill this many people this fast and spread this fast, but no one gives a shit, TV is reality to millions and the TV man on the Fox morning show says that you should be a good little boy and go back to work.

>China has already gone 0 new domestic cases
>Italian daily new cases are starting to drop
>Every other European country + USA will follow suit in the coming days

We will make it bros, stay strong.

>>18033398
>global ponzi scheme
The media driven panic is the smoke screen for the collapse of the global ponzi.

How are we almost on the same page, but not quite?

>>18033619
>>Every other European country + USA will follow suit in the coming days
Bro, America is climbing to the top of the list of most cases and most deaths. USA is gonna be #1 at something other than military spending.

Look at the drastic lockdown measure that China and Korea and even Italy enacted vs the casual circus of each state doing its own thing and Trump just being upset by reporters.

>>18033654
I don't think so, they would have just continued to hide the inflation and slowly boil the frog. This pin popped has destroyed the confidence that requires the scheme to function. In my opinion I'm seeing a lot of astroturfing like posts repeating "nothing burger."

>>18033619

China & Italy both have forced their to citizens stay inside and begun measures (or in China already enacted) where they basically go door to door and log the condition of every sick person. Let's see if the US is able to do that first lmfao

>>18031350
How are people not going to fucking notice? Anyone with a substantial amount of money in a 401K is still gonna be pissed off long after this Corona bullshit is over. I think it was just a way to buy rich people time to dump their bags so they don't lose all their money.

>>18033398
>astroturfing campaign right now attempting to downplay the virus
This so much this, definitely.
Shilled nonstop every day, every hour by the all the media. That is dwnplaying campaign for sure. I get it we play along, but stop being retard ffs.

>>18033084
This but IRL.

>>18033084
The virus is not fake. If a smokescreen is at least partially based on reality, then even better.
You could test positive for cytomegalovirus for example. You can contract CMV pneumonia. you can die from it. You can transmit it. More than 95% of population is seropositive for CMV. But it's not the reason to crash the entire economy.

>>18032241
The older this screenshot gets, the funnier the post becomes

>>18031294
Based high iq nigger

>>18031916
>>18033316
>>18033430
There's some plaguebros ITT, fkn based

>>18031294
that's what I always thought. reddit wiggers are just wigging as usual.

-high temps
-wind
-mild exercise
-good oxygen, fresh air
-ambient air, not enclosed with the exhaled virus phlegm from the people around you
-vitamin D


literally the best place to be right now. Going to the grocery store is unironically 1,000x more dangerous. Of course wiggers don't understand that because low IQ herd mentality.

>>18031321
2 people die every hour from the flu in Italy, 40 die in hour in Italy from Chinese virus

>>18031294
>>18034003
>You can't make contact with air droplets if there's a light breeze!

>>18033619
What exactly do you think will happen next? Do you seriously think it will just nicely go away?

Countries with decreasing amount of cases all have performed lockdowns in some form. Quarantines, schools closing, borders closing, etc. These have had an effect of reducing R below 1, so every infected infects less than 1 other person. If kept on for long enough, this would get rid of the virus, locally, but if the lockdowns were lifted with cases still up, the R would increase, and you'd have start of another epidemic.

Now, the problem is that we're dealing with a pandemic. As long as there are places in the world with corona cases around, and people travel from said places, the virus will spread across the world unless restrictions are still in place. Even if a country completely eradicates the virus, they can get fucked over again by a single brazilian who travels there and infects someone.

This isn't ending any time soon. What we need is a way to reduce R below 1 without being on lockdown. This means either a vaccine or the majority of the population getting infected.

>>18031050
Boomers dying enmasse is unironically a good thing

>>18031338
You're the retard

>>18032529
South Korea has done the most tests per capita and tests anyone who asks with drive through testing.
They have a fatality rate of 3.5%

>>18034003
>the guy who posts pink wojaks is retarded and thinks that millions of normies that are licking each other and sharing blunts & drinks and food isn't spreading the disease

well of course the pink wojak poster is retarded.

>>18031015
The stock market crashed because the government forced half the country into unemployment.

>>18032529
You are partially right but the death rate accounting for this has already been calculated. It's called Bayesian inference. It's still 10 times as bad as a flu (so a deathrate of about .2-.5). I still think it's Worth killing boomers enmasse to save the economy.

>>18031015
>>18031097
>>18031111
>>18031140
>>18031215
STFU all of you. Fucking Retards. I've got a good thing going working from home and I'll got damned if you fucking incels ruin it for me by spreading this nonsense. I can't go back to working in an office. CORONA IS FUCKING SERIOUS. SOCIAL DISTANCING SAVES LIVES.

>>18034030
I never said the risk was zero, but its certainly more manageable outside.

Moving air behaves completely differently to static air. Read any mine ventilation codes / laws and you will see that they purposely keep the air at high velocity to minimize the miners intake of airborne solids. Mines really take this shit seriously for good reason.

Also most beaches are basking in sunlight which significantly decreased virus lifespans on surfaces. Its why they use UV disinfectants on like 99% of WWTP projects worldwide (for bacteria too).

Look it up faggot. A gusting wind on a beach is moving virtually everything airborne inland almost immediately. Go fly a kite on a beach and find out.

>>18031294
>Anyone who has ever been to a beach in their life knows that the wind is ALWAYS blowing.
do burgers seriously believe this? not only you posted it but none of the anons replying to you reacted

>>18031047
T. anon that will eventually be responsible for the death of his boomer relatives.

>>18034375
I mean there's always a light breeze sure, but that's not the most egregious thing in his post.

>amerilads are going to wipe themselves out because they're retards
Based chinaman virus.

>>18031321
*sigh* look, Anon, pic related is from 14 days ago ... right now Corona leveled up to about 1800 deaths per day and almost entered top 5. and that is by ONLY JUST infecting 0,1% of population in the country, that literally got it worse, AND not even touching third world, that usually accounts for 80% of deaths in total ... meanwhile Covid is still growing exponentially... do you need a fucking sketch?!? Jesus Chirst, this is a financial board and people should be able to deal with numbers at least on the lowest level. Don't act retarded on prupose, Burgers, give it seven more days and it will be objectively the deadliest disease going on.

>b-b-but my flu memes.
Use your freaking head, moroons ...

>>18034323
based

>>18031050
1000 are dying a day as of this week.

>>18031050
99% of all deaths in italy were people who had, multiple, significant, health problems.
>Diabetic, with high blood pressure and cancer.
>cause of death: covid19.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-18/99-of-those-who-died-from-virus-had-other-illness-italy-says

>>18034323
Layoffs are coming.

in 2020 the majority has some other and underlying health problem. meaningless statistic.

>>18034323
Back to cage with you, incel

This is gonna be goddamn hilarious once people start dropping like flies in a couple weeks

>>18031916
Damn you kikes glow in the dark

>>18034566
This. There's also so many normies sharing retarded infographs that only include raw numbers, not adjusted to population size and per capita.

>>18034030
>>18034166
Yea, wigger. Go to the enclosed grocery store full of coughing hoarding seniors instead. The virus hangs around aerosolized for an hour but no biggie duuude. Be a good goy for master :)

>>18031015
Australia did this a few days ago and the governments response was to shutdown all business

>>18034680
you think high blood pressure and diabetes are LESS of a problem in the US?

obviously it's likely Coronavirus doesn't kill you, the comorbidities do, but in the US, we have plenty of comobidities in the general population.

>>18034680
Do you know just how common high blood pressure is?

>>18031047

I don't know if the elites are trying to crash the economy or exercise some mind control over people. This event was the perfect opportunity to take a shitload of bad debt off the banks' and corporations' balance sheets. Can kicked down the road for another 10 years, and our standard of living continues plummeting and clown world evolves into something even more bizarre and most normies don't even notice.

>>18034680
>>Diabetic, with high blood pressure and cancer.
oh whew America dodged a bullet there, thank god they're a healthy active people who like to ride their bikes to work and like to drink water & eat vegetables. There's no diabeetus or other fatty diseases in America!

>>18034912
You're really doubling and tripling down on this huh.

Like you think those vollege zoomers at the beach were what, camping on the beach as well out in the open air? Roasting marshmellows and hotdogs by a fire pit? Or were they all drinking out of all the same margarita pitcher at the hotel they were staying at?

>>18031338
He's right faggot. Many many more people die from flu RIGHT now than from coronameme. And nobody gives a single fuck

>>18031730
A lot of millenial posting going on lately as I'd were the ones out partying. Most of us are 30, have bad backs, and can't afford a vacation. It's the zooms you want.

>>18031916
based, blut für den Chaosgott!
praise Gnon, Eris, Kek, Nurgle, Set etc.
and FUCK jannies

>>18035185
go to the supermarket goy. contribute to the economy.

>>18035337
Alright so you're done. Glad we could put some sense into you.

>>18035211
>Many many more people die from flu RIGHT now than from coronameme. And nobody gives a single fuck

Why do you idiots keep using total flu virus death numbers from when the season's over and comparing that to an ongoing thing?

>>18034912
Nice false dichotomy you dumbass.

>>18033041
>>18033181
>>18033409
>>18033443
>>18031192
>>18031338
>>18031650
Not an argument. Typical shill tactics.

Notice how the shills are the ones who want everyone to panic. The media and the leftists inciting panic as well, and they attack relentless anyone telling the truth that the numbers tell us - it's completely overhyped and much less deadly than the flu.

Coronameme is one big psyop. What people should be asking is what is the real agenda.

>>18034878
>>18034566
Americans don't understand math very well. They can't wrap their fat heads around exponentials or logs. It's baffling. I never thought mathematical ignorance would be deadly. They have no sense of scale or proportion so they say odd things like "the flu kills more" with pure conviction, convinced that that present fact was an accurate representation of the future. It's already been said several times that CoV-2 grows at a rate higher than most seasonal flu viruses out there. I don't understand what's so difficult about making predictions then based on that new piece of data alone.

I understand why they're upset, though. They're a people that like freedom, even the freedom to destroy one's self or one another. They lost all their plans and parties and some even their jobs because of the misplaced desire to save a bunch of old people. They are angry over losing the freedom that made them them. Americans are beautiful in that sense. Stubborn, selfish, and stupid, but beautiful.

The old in the US have had their run. Let this exhibition of stubborn self centeredness be the final gesture given by the zoomer to the boomer -- a youthful reflection of that same nihilistic hedonism that made the Boomer generation so detested by their antecedents.

2.8 million Americans die a year. Zoomers shouldn’t have to face what Millennials faced in 2008

>>18035620
This thread isnt even worth lurking let alone responding to. Literally a celebration of normie stupidity by your typical retard schizo anon that thinks they’ve “cracked it”

>>18035593
>The media and the leftists inciting panic as well
"please wash your hands"
REEEEEEEEE FREEDOM AND LIBERTY SJW CONSPIRACY

>>18034323
This. I am so fucking happy I can work from home. I always could do my job from home both there is something about normies wanting to congregate in offices that never let me do it before. I'm in heaven.

>>18035593
>Notice how the shills are the ones who want everyone to panic.

And notice how you people keep saying it's not a big deal by comparing current numbers of cornoavirus deaths to total numbers of a thing that's already done (such as the Flu)

>>18035620
Already falling in Germany it’s over in a month

>>18035620
>Brady Sluder
is that even his real name it sounds like some dumb meme that hasn't been invented yet.

>bro look at this brady sluder over here, getting herpes from bad pussy

>>18035697
>still rising globally
>deaths escalating
>judging based off literally 3 days
Yeah my advanced statistical analysis says you’re retarded

>>18035739
Just the flu bro

>>18035123
Stop being mean to Jeff Mangold's sister pls. She's a world class athlete gold medalist who btfo out of your loser athletes there is no reason to be so salty.

>>18031140
You faggots won't die, it's your fucking parents who will

>>18035693
>a thing that's already done (such as the Flu)

The fuck do you mean "already been done". The flu is killing way more people RIGHT NOW than corona. Yet not a single mention.

Influenza is creating mass graves worldwide as I type this. Coronameme is statistically insignificant. This is what you retards don't seem to understand.

>b-but muh exponential growth! Just wait! gazillion people will die at some point in da future!

No lmao, look at China, Taiwan, South Korea or Japan where corona has run its course for a long time already. Not even 0.1% of the countries are infected after many many months

"Muh exponential growh" is a fucking reddit tier meme.

It's a fucking hoax.

>>18035788
Yeah bro corona is, like, basically, like over already bro

>>18034566
America was probably exposed to this disease even earlier than Europe though especially on the West Coast. SF/Oakland have thousands of people and millions of tons of trade directly to/from China everyday. It should have already been judgement day if it were as deadly as the hype.

>>18031015

The US loses 30,000 people annually to flu
The wold loses 500,000
We currently have 500 US deaths from corona
And 16,000 globally

China had peak incidence and recovery within three months
If we don't start seeing at least 50x the daily incident disease rate and death rate we're currently seeing it's not even as important an illness as the flu

The normal, seasonal, non-pandemic flu
That nobody even thinks about

>>18035869
Exactly this.

Corona is a fucking Influenza ROUNDING ERROR. It's a hoax folks.

>>18035829
>comparing a two month period of corona that is only really just starting, to a year's worth of flu

my man is on a galaxy brain level

why are coronafags spamming about Italy and not Germany or South Korea or Japan or any of the literal dozens of countries that has mortality rates that don't fit the narrative? It's very simple actually: it's because the jewish media loves clickbait.

The good news is that this is going to redpill people into trusting the government even less. Gotta look at the bright side of things :)

>>18035840
Typical "euphoria". You will be able to buy corona for 80% cheaper than that in a month.

>>18035923
Good point
After this listening to old media sources will be considered a mark of stupidity

>>18035869
>China had peak incidence and recovery within three months
China is of course trustworthy and transparent.


and like I just wrote in another post, you're comparing a year's worth of Flu to something that is only starting to take hold.

>>18035869
The better thing to do is treat, and if necessary cure, the normal, seasonal, non-pandemic flu

So why are you still talking about pandemic flu when we've already been free of pandemic flu for a while?

We're talking about global warming here. After the nice headline that I had, the type-writing in the second paragraph of this article made it clear. It's bad. It's terrible. The hyperbole was starting to go too far, and it shouldn't have.

This article definitely did not cause me to be more concerned about pandemic flu. In fact, you have to feel for the poor writer who had to type "global warming" as a headline. Though I've made the usual rationalizations about comparing the two, I don't believe they're equivalent. In fact, if you look at the "gross errors" columns, which I've hand-graded for fear of spoilers, the more scientifically correct piece clearly beats the "misrepresentation of science" bit.

You know, instead of brainwashing the public, I'm sure "brainwashing" the scientists could, ahem, re-orient the court with a little mysterious artifact from a lost civilization.
18. Infant nursing . Children should be given suckling at breast and breastfeeding. Infants born through cesarean section should not be considered incapable of suckling or being able to breastfeed, either before or after the birth of their children.
19. The autopsy of every patient is mandatory. (This one I am not all in favor of, but it's reality)
20. The judge will give custody of children to the mother unless it is clearly proven by the experts, both human and technical, that the father is unfit. At least 80% of these children are given to mothers without even being asked. I don't know of any judges who have ever passed such a ruling.
21. Most of the cases before the court are the same: A single mother has been denied custody by the court because she chose to live with the father. The only time the father is granted custody is if he is violent.

>>18035918
He also mentions >mass graves worldwide
Coronameme has just become worldwide, lmao, and it's emergent, not established like flu. Not to mention most of the countries were corona is reducing are doing one of a few things, enforcing lockdowns, wearing masks, keeping distance, or gave up on testing

That just shows how bad America is at enforcing measures. Enjoy being locked down for 4+ months.

>>18035918
>What is a flu season

Mongoloid.

>>18035697
reporting lacks due to weekend - we're well above 4k actually. and just in case: yes, this unironically IS the official statement

>>18035970
B-b-but it’s just a hoax bro, it’s literally just the flu

>>18033730
Lol the us isnt capable of that the average person in the usa will likely riot if forced to stay home.

>>18035923
>South Korea or Japan
Two completely different situations.

South Korea went full shutdown immediately. No zoomers running around on beaches and kissing grandma on their flights back home.

Japan is just fucked. Chalk it up to sheer incompetence or some sort of diabolical scheme, but the most they've done is postpone events with thousands of spectators/attendees but it's really just business as usual. They're also severely under-testing.
300k tests in Korea vs 14k tests in japan.

>>18036086
>Japan is just fucked.

completely and hilariously untrue. your ignorance is astounding. go look up their numbers and then realize that they are just handling this like a flu (which every logical country is doing) and not panicking, and therefore will come out of this event unscathed. They are literally making fun of the western world for freaking out so much.

>>18036063
October through May, or May through October depending on your north/south disposition. Eight months.

The first US case was mid-late January. Look at where the US is at now, and how little they've done to deal with it.

Also funny how nobody can explain India.

1.400.000.000 People
Tight living quarters
Bad hygiene practices
Third world health system
Neighboring country to outbreak origin

392 Infected.

Makes ZERO logical sense

OHMIGOD MUH EXPONENTIAL GROFTWH!!!!!

KEK, doomfags on fucking suicide watch

Redditors will @ me with retarded cope narratives now

>>18036123
This
It's almost like by country performance on this depends on only two things:
- How much of the initial Wuhan outbreak you got
- How many elderly citizens with severe lung disease you have

You know, just like it was with SARS and MERS

Which were also "global coronavirus pandemics"

>>18035593
>catholic child fucker
>logos
cringe

>>18036123
>just handling this like a flu (which every logical country is doing)
Do tell what you think this list of "logical countries" would be.

>127 million population
>14 thousand tests
lol

>>18031047
NOOOO U WILL KILL US ALL, GOVMINT COME HERE AND TAKE AWAY ALL THE RIGHTS OF THIS MAN, HE BE A DANGER. BIOTERRORIST SHOT HIM DOOOWN

>>18036191
KYS redditor, you've been scammed by media again.

>>18036206
>wojak poster still at it

Because they don't have enough tests or the proper medical infrastructure to deliver and process those tests. There's your retarded cope narrative. Same reason why it's "low" in every other shithole country, because they can't test for it.

>>18036123
>country where face masks during illness and allergies are common practice and has been for years, hell often even just when out in public
>closed schools
>staggering commutes
Yeah bro they’re handling it just like the flu literally nothing different

>>18036253
>500 death so far
>100 deaths in one day
>only on month two
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2020/03/23/coronavirus-latest-news/

what's with your whole redditor thing too, weird obsession

>>18036265
you are missing the context of my post. They are NOW handling it like the flu now that it is within their country, but they also took the precautionary step of immediately closing their borders because of their tough stance on immigration which dramatically cut the amount of cases from the onset. Russia did the same thing.

They are reopening their schools in (I think) a week but they still have bars open and restaurants open and are still very much treating this with a calm demeanor that other countries should be turning towards.

>>18036262
10 deaths.

TEN.

ONE. ZERO.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

IIIII IIIII

10

>ohmigod but they can't test for deaths either! India have no tests that can determine if someone is dead or alive you ackshully need very advanced tech for that!!

Didn't I just fucking say NO FUCKING COPE POSTING RETARD, So kindly kill yourself faggot.

>>18036293
This fucking kike actually has the nerve to link the washington compost here.

I knew you retards spreading this dumb fucking coronameme narrative where /leftypol/ redditors. It's so fucking obvious.

>>18035620
Well said. Those people are also fucking hideous. Image risking your health and the health of your family for 4/10 pussy. Quintessentially American.

>>18036414
Did you not read the sequence of words where I explained that they don't have enough tests?

>>18036358
>They are NOW handling it like the flu
Hey remember when every year there was the Flu they held Sumo matches in empty arenas? cause I don't.

>>18036464
>If I can't talk away the stats themselves I'll say the place with the stats is shit and just ignore talking about the stats

Brilliant

>>18036464
Sorry I didn't mean to trigger you

what news format is more palatable to your sensitivities

>>18031050
>person who was on death's doorstep as it was dies from an infection
Wow shocking

>>18036572
Luckily, America is the epitome of healthy lifestyles!

>>18036572
>People with other comorbidities are likely to have complications from the coronavirus
>Obesity and high blood pressure are comorbidities
>USA
RIP my fellow burgers

>>18036572
you better not be fat

>>18035620
The thing is that exponential growth only applies to the ammount of victim, not to the strength of the virus itself
If you get corona without underlying condition while young, not boomer or news young, you get a dry mouth for half a week and need to coof a bit
Thats kinda nothing compared to drinking for weeks in springbreak really, the typical alcohol induced hangover will be worse than a corona infection to every single one in that video

>>18035620

>>18036608
Finally natural selection is back in the game.

Pic related pottery of the nectar gods.

>>18036621
Yeah but the issue is when little Glandon and Briffany come home from CoofFest2019 and start touching all the cabinets and cupboards and drinking out of the milk carton and giving granmama a big old kiss right on her lungs.

Up in my part of Canada until now we had no community cases, literally every single infection came from some numb nuts who were busy licking doorknobs in Italy or doing body shots in Florida.

>>18035864
Don't worry, soon it'll be your time to shine

>>18036689
>man dies after taking malaria....
wasn't that the cloloxiquiiniene shit that Trump said on twitter was "very good!" at potentially dealing with the virus? lol

>>18035923
>The good news is that this is going to redpill people into trusting the government even less
I see the opposite
I see people who i deemed anti establishment to be total cucks to authority now
This whole mother gubbvment saves you from evil virus propaganda is working far too good

>>18036735
Yes

>"A man has died and his wife is under critical care after the couple, both in their 60s, ingested chloroquine phosphate, an additive commonly used at aquariums to clean fish tanks. Within thirty minutes of ingestion, the couple experienced immediate effects requiring admittance to a nearby Banner Health hospital,"

This flu is gonna make it for us

>>18036770
Many such cases! Sad!

>>18036597
>>18036608
>>18036620
>people who are unhealthy are unhealthy
Incredible insights from the experts at /biz/

>>18031321
>every flu season the Italian medical system collapses under pressure and the death rates get so severe cities run out of coffins
not since 1919

>>18036538
Kek, only zerohedge and meme screencaps acceptable here

>>18036735
>>18036770

>>18036838
You have absolutely nothing to say, yet you're still talking.

You ran out of screaming pink wojak pictures already? What about keke the funny cartoon frog?

>>18036700
And why is the natural answer to that to close everything down and forbid people to go outside?
The solution to all of this in a free society looks so obvious to me
>everyone that is at risk of complications practices social distancing out of own incentive
The rest may get sick and after that wooohooo herd immunity

>>18035864
No, judgement day has always been sometime early April; you can draw the logarithmic chart with 8th grade math skills

>>18036925
And what do you have to say? That people who are sick are at greater risk from an infectious disease? Fucking no shit sherlock.

>>18036940
>wooohooo herd immunity
American hospitals meanwhile
https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2020/03/21/819207625/coronavirus-threatens-rural-hospitals-already-at-the-financial-brink

>>18036962
>That people who are sick are at greater risk from an infectious disease?
Yes, which is why people and government are taking precautions. Because most people are obese diabetes meat bags waiting to run out of breath just by getting on their shopping scooter, let alone with a virus that 10 times deadlier than flu. Letting this "run its course" would be way worse than any preventive measure.

We have to explain this to you because you ran in here screaming about fake news and just a flu bro and posting pink wojaks and screaming about reddit and twitter at everyone and anyone who tried to present the facts to you.

>>18036989
They'd just get financial bailouts. Hospitals can admit people and use supplies without paying. They have like an infinite credit card basically. We can sort out the financials later.

>>18037037
I haven't posted a single image in this thread dumbassm I just dont think crashing the economy, which will cause tens of millions of deaths of despair, is worth it to save the lives of the already almost dead.

>>18036942
According to their charts... Which didn't even start testing until February at the earliest. My point is that it likely that ports on the West Coast should have been exposed at roughly the same time as greater China so January at the latest.

>>18036989
>American hospitals go broke because burgers are to afraid of corona to go to the hospital
As i said the panic is fokkin stupid

>>18031047
based fucking retard

>>18031916
Imagine being this edgy fucking guy. I'm all for the doom too but holy shit you're an incel. I can fucking smell your post.