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Just woke up, what happened?

>>18032029
>I showed you my DOW pls respond.

>>18032029
am I retarded? I also have a SPY May 16p @ $165

WTF /biz/

You told me we would hit a breaker today.

>>18032029
REEEEEE FUCK OFF BOOMER FUCKS STOP GOING GREEN

You are doubling down on SPY puts every time they pump it... right anon?

>>18032045
A whole lot of noise about a bill that was DOA from the start

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

am I approximately $150K down with unrealized losses? yes? am I still buying every week? YES.

>>18032029
I'M NOT GONNA CHECK Q*ESTRADE AT ALL FOR THE NEXT 4 MONTHS

>>18032067
yea

>>18032072
We did

ngl swinging between +0 and -4 is pretty lame by monday standards

>talking about airline companies
>concerned about whether their employees are diverse or not

>>18032045
Zoomers stormed the white house and decapitated Trump while yelling for socialism

>>18032072
Unlimited Printer Works has taken effect.

>>18032096
Yeah I about fucking fell asleep

>>18032067
that dis put is a retarded decision lol, good luck on that one

>>18032042
Mmm. This is nice.

>dow 18k is *literally* unbreakable
buy the bottom we're going for a bull run

>>18032077
I cannot into options

the news of Royal Caribbean getting that 2.2B loan is giving them a good rally. It'll surely go back down, right?

GET READY FOR THE END OF DAY DUMP

>>18032085
>I lost $150K
>Do what I do
I'm all for buying the dip on divies, but fuck dude.

BA needs to hurry up and dump some more, I don’t wanna hold puts overnight.

tuesday's usually been a bounce, but got 20K from put sales today ready for it

>>18032077
homo in denial

So I'm guessing most of /smg/ are going to hold most of their puts until VIX goes down to 40 and they lose half their value from IV crush

>>18032085
Based Divviefren

>>18032102
I set $0.15 buy limit orders in case this happened while I slept

>>18032121

>tfw Dow 9,000

>>18032130
Is this really happening again, I don't want to sell my SPY puts but I probably should

>>18032042

Very nice.

>no circuit breaker

B U L L I S H

>>18032085
F O R D

>>18032121
I unironically bought this bottom even though I think it's a false bottom, I plan to spend a bunch on SDOW and SRTY during the next green day, wait for the next big crash, sell them, and make my final cheapies purchases before big line only goes up

REEEEEEEEEEE
I JUST WANT MONEY FOR CLICKING THINGS ON THE COMPUTERRRR!!!!

ok I have my account open for stocks, funds, foreign stocks and I've just opened Forex on Friday

recommend me something to buy or short

>>18032166
That fucking dividend yield. Jesus Christ. Any chance that auto companies are gonna get another bailout?

gonna dump -5% today but tomorrow will be green.

>>18032166
>implying I'd invest in a company with issues like F

im heavily invested in dividend aristocrats and kings

>>18032170
>before big line only goes up
oh sweety

>>18032179
Gold.

>>18032085
Agreed

>>18032181
We can't let these patriots fall... they're making masks!

WHY IS LYV STILL MOONING WHAT THE FUCK WHO THE FUCK IS PUMPING IT HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTYTTTTTTTT

>>18032089
>>18032118
brb necking mysefl

>>18032142
>wanting all the upsides of men and women is homo

call me lord of the fags then

I'll handle the next thread. I'm adding a few things to the copypasta. This will be today/tonights required reading as well as the market clock.

>>18032181
When GM got bailed out they got reorganized after chapter 11 and the stock went to 0. I immediately assume anyone holding F is legitimately retarded and will likely lose everything.

>>18032160
I only sold some of my SPY puts that expire this week.

Has there ever been a high cyber-attack on the Stock Market? If not why hasn't there been?

is nancy's bill gonna POOOMP it?

Should I buy a cheeky DIA call?

Trump is going to announce a national "shelter in place" order tonight. DC/MD/VA just shut down. Buy your puts now and screencap this post.

>>18032177
what is dick flattening

so do I just keep buying up VTI...?

>>18032209
lots of big names on tour this year

LYFT 3/27 puts are gonna print r-right?

>>18032215
based

>>18032215
Better be trap hentai

>>18032166
Ford was beyond fucked BEFORE the downturn

Is the Swiss Franc a safe haven during the apocalypse? Or would you rather buy Japanese Yen?

>>18032150
Oh absolutely. That's a /biz/ tradition..

bulls wont be laughing at my bottom buying in 3 years

>>18032230
No idea. Sounds like some beta shit.

>>18032085
who are some BASED high dividend yield companies to invest into bro

Where are my oil and energy chads at?

>>18032230
>what is read the sticky

>>18032253
lmt

>>18032191
Honestly I would put everything into gold since it actually dropped in value in 2008.

Maybe if stagflation is on the way it's plausible to go 100% gold portfolio

>>18032234
THERE ARENT GOING TO BE ANY FUCKING SHOWS REEEEEEEEE

We did it bullbros!

>>18032188
Once we've got a vaccine it's back to your regularly scheduled inflated valuations and hype driven bubbles. That's about a year out. Bottom will be mass graves in New York. That's about a week, maybe two weeks out.

>>18032181
I will literally eat my own shit if Ford doesn't cut the dividend, you're not actually getting that yield.

We're fucked lmao.

jfc I can't wait to see what my VXX puts do when the market actually goes up

I'm increasingly getting nervous about my JBLU put.

Should have bought the dip faggots

>>18032085
based and divviepilled

Fucking weird up and down to look at

>people that think dividends are immutable yet at the same time the yields are just mysteriously high for no reason at all

>>18032232
Yes you will end up on top doing that. Also find some companies you think will continue well into the future. It isn't a bad time to average into companies like MSFT and AAPL because they are cash generating machines. Little bits at a time and you will have a nice retirement.

>>18032254
Hello hi. Oil doing okay last night and today. There appears to be some support at $20 for some reason.

Fuck bulls, fuck the S&P, fuck the fed, fuck NIGGERS, fuck jannies, FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK BOOMEFAGGOTS I WANT YOU DEAD, AND FUCK THIS FAGGOT COUNTRY I WANT IT ALL TO BURN

>>18032085
Post portfolio? Trying to build a 6 figure divvy/blue chip portfolio. Would like to see what you've got

>>18032303
>AAPL
I don't fucking think so.

AMD is a great bet though. XOM too once oil sorts itself out.

>>18032277
what a time to have NO CHILDREN hhahah im just chillin over here

>>18032286
Yes me and the companies people buying back their stocks.

>>18032253
T, but they just had some downgrades and they have a lot of debt. However, their FCF is based and they are below book value right now.

>>18032303
yeah i own some MSFT on the side as well. What do you think about buying the companies really getting slammed by this meme virus, like the cruise lines and airlines etc? Can Royal Caribbean and Delta actually go bust?

>>18032243
Hey that's right, the nhentai name needs changed.

I'm on it.

>>18032029
How do I invest in stocks if I live in Europe (specifically France)

>>18032321
>he doesn't believe in tim apple

>>18032253
This is divviefren chart for dew (dividends every week). If I remember correctly black is what he owns and red is what he is thinking about buying.

>>18032286
lmao what is this bs

>>18032336
Bulltrap has already been done.

Don't give a fuck where the bottom is, I'm going all in to Vanguard Total World while it's at multiyear lows.

I JUST WANNA MAKE SOME MONEY IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

>STOP SELLING

>>18032321
Apple has a meh core business but they're literally sitting on hundred of billions in cash. Think of them as Gay Berkshire.

>>18032340
we europoors are fucked only americans can get rich with this

>temporarily laid off from job (basically only not working because of corvid, will be back as soon as lockdown is over so my job is still there)
>gonna be getting unemployment
>gonna be getting trumpbux eventually
>made a bunch of money in the market due to the crash
>basically just getting stoned and playing hades all day, weathering the storm

am i gonna make it?

>>18032085
kek, this advice is gonna screw over so many dumbfucks on here

>>18032327
they are going to get bailed out and basically go up like GM and Ford did from 2009-20219

>>18032253
Almost any blue chip rn

>TFW you weren't born during the Roman Empire
>will watch the U.S collapse like it though

https://youtu.be/CA_N_QVxbKg?t=314

>>18032355
they got injected with 2 billion coronabux

>Boeing and Clown Cruise Lines up 10% for no reason
based

>>18032367
how do the posh people make their money then? a european stock market does exist you know, i just don't know how to get into it

>>18032340
wtf man get an online broker from a bank that has low transaction fees. every country has that u nigger.

>>18032340
Sorry only the elite are allowed to make riches in yurop

>>18032357
>all in
>on anything
>ever
NGMI odds ≥ 99%

>>18032356
Don't worry. I have the perfect one.

>>18032321
2016 was a great bet for AMD.

>>18032077
no since interactive brokers still haven't approved me for options
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18032379
>boeing
>no reason
They shut down because of "CV" for 2 weeks. Probably between the lines its so they can dedicate all their time to jewing out a bailout

Vix going down with the market
bullish implications

Today I successfully paid for goods in a shop with rolls of toilet paper. What the fuck is this timeline?

What should I buy?

>>18032311
Do you think we've hit the bottom? I am planning on getting into RDS.B, Xom, and BP. Also PCG.

Buy Cormedix, FDA approval in 4 months for an patented IV drip

>>18032319
someone posted it >>18032353

black are owned in my divvy portfolio, red are whats on my watchlist

>>18032340
and if you wanna trade US stock then get the permission for foreign stocks, specifically for the USA, from said broker. Nigger.

>>18032142
>not wanting a tomboy gf
the only fag here is (you)

The end of day slump has begun.
In earnest.

>>18032085
>am I approximately $150K down with unrealized losses? yes

lmao this is your brain on divvies, what a fucking tool this guy is. DAY TRADING IS YOUR FREN, STOP LOSSES ARE YOUR FREN, PRICE AND VOLUME ANALYSIS ARE YOUR BEST FRENS!

>>18032386
Alright anon. I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.

-4.52
let`s go bearchads

>>18032399
why the fuck you lyin, why you always lyin mmmmmmmmmmmmoh my god stop fucking lyin

30 minutes before close and spy is down 4%.... time for another totally organic 4% pump!

Lol 7% close or huge fed pump, place your bets fags

>>18032399
checked and story time please

>>18032327
I'd stay away from them for the most part. Shareholder's of GM lost everything and that could happen this time around with those stocks. I believe BA is pretty screwed right now but if you wanted to play the gamble that would maybe be the one. The only airline I follow is ALK but I am not sure I would buy it.

>>18032253
Brookfield Asset Management. Thank me later.

>>18032353
:^)

thanks for sharing fren

>>18032077
>pump
Literally nothing is happening. This chart has literal trillion dollar support to keep it crabbing along forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVmnW3V4z6k
mannarino is telling you to buy the dip lads

>>18032396
>VIX down 0.5%
>still at 65~
>bullish

>>18032399
how do you tax in toilet paper

....?

Stealth buy?

When is the Trump conference today? I can't wait to see this shit go down in flames

>-900

oh no no no no no.

>>18032447
PLEASE tell me who this is

So the vote fails. Now the Fed is going to go full bezerker mode for the rest of the week until the bill passes. I think they might even buy tendies at this point

Honestly at this point I'm moving off the put options and beginning to take what I have left at this point and dump it into regular stocks.

some stupid boomer fatfingered his bond purchase now my chart is ruined
hope he jumped out of a window and orphaned his kids

>>18032420
Yeah, I think a number of /smg/ autists learned the importance of stop loss orders this time around. Surely.

>mfw portfolio getting decimated

>>18032434
No Fed pump today, the current growth is organic. This is the bottom.

Threadly reminder: if you are such a lazy incompetent moron that you didn't save money and don't have 25k to make easy profit off these swings you don't deserve to profit off them and you deserve to be the groveling slave that you are until you learn some self control

>>18032399
>tfw even Karen is in the roll game

>>18032456
My pregnant wife.

Barraso sperging out lol

What cruise line should I short?

If only Jerome could print toilet paper

God damn KO has been eating shit. Maybe I should have been buying puts on them instead of spy

>>18032457
>Fed buys out /biz/ and r/wsb mods to prevent the posting of BRRRRR memes

>>18032471
>someone coofs on her
oh no no no no

>Prime minister to address the nation at 8:30pm to outline new measures he enforce social distancing

What did they mean by this?

>>18032399
fake and gay

>>18032471

i was legit about to do this same thing like last week lol

>Stocks sliding towards oblivion.
>So are my puts.

Sell my Boeing puts today or wait ?

>>18032318
Damn dude, I hope you get a win soon.

>>18032488
lockdown time. mirin digits

>>18032478
none. go long

Post your martial law face

>>18032471
>that face
wint?

How the fuck is this even possible

>>18032471
I want to strangle every middle aged white woman I see (Im joking haha)

>>18032372

#1 Buying the dip means locking in a very good yield on cost for the long run.
#2 Buy a basket of dividend paying securities via an ETF so you don't have to worry about individual company decisions.

unbreakable support at 18k basically confirms it. this is the bottom.

I sold my short certificates at the Dow bottom today.
Do I buy in now before close, or tomorrow at open

>>18032435

It was an independent farm shop. Eggs are extremely hard to find now in the UK, when I was browsing he mentioned not being able to find any toilet paper, so I offered him 2 rolls in exchange for a tray of 6 eggs tomorrow

>need an outside person license to be outside or else they arrest you in bongland
screencap this

>>18032478
Too late for shorting, too early for buying.

>>18032456
it's me >///// <

>>18032517
Him officer, thats the man right there

>>18032498
I sold, got the jitters when it would’nt go under 103

>>18032511

>>18032521
you don't wanna see how hard the US government is going to bungle this before calling that?

>>18032523
Annnnd we back on the barter system.

>>18032516
just people gambling on low stock prices

>>18032524
>sorry officer, on my way to groom children for my pedophilia ring
>"oh right of course have a nice day"
ez

>>18032516
Bailouts.

Crazy person...

>>18032524

That almost what happens in france, wouldn't surprise me if we copy

>>18032521
Delusional

>>18032521

>>18032221
Kek yeah firms get attacked all time
There have been a few pump and dump hacks

And data feed hijacks. But nothing too massive stock market very robust youd need omnipotence hackers to like cause massive crasj.

AAAAAAAAAAA

I CANT STOP BUYING SHARES OF PEPSI AND COKKKEEE!!!!!!

>>18032516
bailout. oversold. how is this not obvious?

The bill will pass. Its a matter of this week or early next

Alright where's the scam pump so I can short it again?

>>18032547
I traded two apple trees saplings for a dozen eggs yesterday with my neighbor

>>18032566
I can't stop buying SPXS, I know it's nearly $29 but it's made me so much money today kek

>>18032516
The rises in Royal Caribbean and Boeing are mostly due to speculation that 1) a stimulus plan is going to go through and 2) Uncle Sam is going to bailout the travel and transportation industries

I would be wary

>>18032516
B
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>>18032566
in a recession people will buy Walmart brand

How are people still bullish lol

>>18032456
Katka H - Flash in Public
she has 700+ images out there, have fun

>>18032573
you got fucking scammed.

If SPCE dips below 12 again I'm swing trading it.
This meme stock went up 30% on Friday for no reason

>>18032516
fuck it I'll buy a single share of Norwegian just for the memes, I've spent more on REFR anyways

>>18032471
Price gouging during a national emergency is illegal
just call the cops on gougers

>>18032521
you speak the truth but they dont wanna hear it

>>18032588
thank you :~)

>>18032591
why the fuck didnt he trade for the chicken

I am brainlet, pls help.

Put on Nikkei with strike price 22000 (yen) trades for ~4.2 euro on Frankfurt stock exchange. The payout ratio is 0.1, meaning that when the option expires, the holder will receive 0.1 * (22000 - x) yens (converted to euro). Expiration date is in a bit less of three months.

Nikkei is 17315 JPY now. Suppose in three months, on expiration date it is 20000. That means for 420 euros that I invest, I get 100 put options and I would get 20000 JPY in return. Is the emitent that sure that the Nikkei will rise above 22000?

How is this not a steal? What am I missing?

>>18032399
new post apocalyptic currency will be toilet paper rolls

>>18032573
Incubate eggs.
Get chickens.
Barter away at a profit

wtf bros its snowing outside

Can't wait for USA to push through that stimulus plan. Gonna happen and we gonna see green days ahead hahaha bears BTFO. I bought in so I want gains

AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18032577
I sold my SDOW wayyyy too early. Didn't want to take the daytrade to buyback in, had to go with plain old DOG. shit sucks.

>>18032583
actually a decent point...
Does walmart make knockoff cheetos and doritos? Or is frito-lay okay?

>>18032608
Just take the bidet pill anons

I'm praying the prime minister lockdowns all non essential businesses so I dont have to go to work tomorrow

>>18032546
>>18032561
>>18032564
retards who don't want free money

WHY IS TVIX FALLING AAAAGHHHH

>>18032591
Mate I can cut a limb off my apple trees and implant the scion into root stock and tape it together and that’s a new trees

How can people that understand compound interest not understand exponential transmission of viruses?

>>18032516
Idk but I'm up 5% on my NCLH and RCL today, kek. Didn't expect anything for weeks.

>>18032573
Fuck bud. How do you not have a few chickens? Fresh eggs are amazing and they're pretty comfy even as pets you don't take too seriously.


Alright fags. Place your bets for open tomorrow.
I'm predicting a slightly green open, followed by a slow crab to -0.5% at close.

>>18032607
if it's such a steal, pull the trigger ;)

wtf bros my puts are worthless you lied to me this was supposed to make me rich

>UK full lockdown announcement after US trading closes

>>18032521
Screenshotted desu

>>18032523
>Eggs are extremely hard to find now in the UK
don't i know brah. eat like 4 a day and got like 40 in me fridge atm
>2 rolls in exchange for a tray of 6 eggs
nah m88 would only give 1 roll for 6 tbqh that stuff is valuable
>>18032611
czeched /biz/nessman

>>18032636
I want chickens I just kept putting it off and making excuses

All my index shorts are green, I'm getting a fucking hardon.

What happened to the bullbros, did they die?

>-900

if dubs or better, we're all fucked. if not, everything will be fine in a couple of months.

>>18032449
isn't Boston about to get locked down?

>>18032632
It's been crabbing all day, what are you talking about?

>>18032607
>Is the emitent that sure
no.

>>18032633
tfw i forgot how apple trees grew

>>18032634
because they don't understand compound interest, and think 'e' is some magic number they plug into their calculator for calculating interest.

18k will never break doomer incel retards kys

>>18032666
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18032632
>steals pics
>doesn't understand the leveraged instruments he's trading
kek

>>18032666
GG

>>18032666

>>18032666
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18032611
If his neighbor doesn't have a rooster then this will get you rotten eggs.
Hens lay eggs without needed to be fertilized.

>>18032662
M-mommy

>>18032667
Pizza is essential services in Boston.

>>18032666
Based Satan, buying shorts now.

>>18032617
When

A bunch of stuff tanking, the puts i bought? Those stocks are going up...

>>18032471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wy65fNFlVM

>>18032662
No, to be honest one of my hands is on my cock so it's hard to post.

You guys bought your calls for the fake and gay pump right?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CANADA IS ALREADY DOWN 5%
I WAITED TO LONG TO BUY EWC PUUUUUUUUTS

>PUTS ON POUTINE

>>18032666
Lol

>>18032666
CHECKED

>>18032666
Oh fuck
looks like I am not selling my puts

>>18032666
Ch-checked.

BUY INTO THE CLOSE

>>18032662
Cute gut

>>18032667
Baker said so today ya. Essential operations can keep going though (grocery stores, gas stations, restaurants for takeout/delivery) so dominos looking to hire delivery drivers and quick cooks, probably.

Ready for that last minute pump!

>>18032607
For some reason I thought JPY is similar to EUR, but in fact it is much weaker. Now it all makes sense

>>18032666
why did you have to do this

>>18032703
Same. Pu outs go up and my calls go down have until 4/9 tho.

>>18032689
Didn't know you were an artist Anon, but of course i'll be happy to credit your art.

>World population from 1800 to 2100, based on UN 2004 projections (red, orange, green) and US Census Bureau historical estimates

""They"" knew.

>>18032662
>tfw to qt pudgy gf to feed while in quarantine

>>18032716
premiums are yuge, not trying to catch a bouncing knife

>>18032636
>RCL
Those guys are up because they took a loan...that doesnt even make sense! That doesnt generate revenue.

t. Bought 1 put on them. They tanked hard and then they tanked upwards.

BLATANT PUMPING HAPPENING RIGHT NOW WE SHOULD BE AT -7%+ ON THE DOW

>>18032621
This. Why haven't more people heard of bidets?

>>18032734
>pump.
My puts aren't getting a fucking pump.

>dow -700
ok that's literally just 2% of early februari level. so just a normal day. that's the signal boys. it's up from here.

>>18032729
>enough resolution to see the skin blemishes on the ass that aren't shopped out
nice.

Why does BTC go up at exactly the same moment as the Dow?

Are the Feds pumping BTC?

>>18032666
nice

>>18032719
the CEO of Brookfield came out today and said they're perfectly fine, their core business is all utilities, the malls don't mean anything to their bottom line, and they're sitting on piles of cash

Stock's tanking anyways, go fucking figure

Telus worth it for the sweet dividends?

>>18032666
Unbelievable we're totally fucked

>>18032754
How do you dry your ass

well am I fucked

>>18032766
What's a 'put'?

Unironically bought SPY $222 Calls for 5/1

The stimulus is sometime this week if not today, and I'll sell with that massive pump :)

Is this real?

>>18032666
idiot

>>18032770
Feds pumped btc in 2020 thats why it skyrocketed. Now its just a meme

>>18032777
put your diaper on?

Buy SWK Pepsico UDOW CL JNJ

>>18032666
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

What happened to the 30k 20x leverage anon? He was rich until 8 am this morning. I feel bad for him, he was cheated

>>18032770
BTC is entirely confidence based.

problem /biz/?

New thread:
>>18032801
>>18032801
>>18032801
>>18032801

>>18032751
the are more liquid now, and cruise ships operate on liquid oceans. It makes perfect sense.

imagine if this was a company you can invest in:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voluntary_Human_Extinction_Movement

>>18032781
you're fucked because everything you're holding is trash except dis. stop buying trash

>>18032598
kys statist

>>18032790
Implying

>>18032666
Buying more puts now. Thanks satan.

>>18032744
lmao enjoy all the help you get by being discourteous newfag

>>18032811
fuck off autist

>>18032786
You got some balls

>>18032666
Yep, I'm done

>>18032790
nice OTC moon

>>18032800
I just keep getting balllls deeper in pepsico and jnj

CL has. lot of south american business innit?
fuck that place.

>>18032012

>>18032012

>>18032012

NEW THREAD

>>18032238
wtf is up with this company?! insider trading? someone gonna buy them?

SURGE MORE FOR PUT CHEAPIES

>>18032650
put everything on lock down for a month or two and you will wipe out the entire private sector, end up situation with 30% of people work for government and rest 70% are unemployed. even government jobs become then worthless as there is no services and nobody produces anything you can buy with your salary, that will be printed because there will be no tax revenue. then it could turn to communism and that will turn to mayhem in very short period as always

>>18032858
Already made one.

>>18032165
after that futures pump, this shit should soar. I mean is it safe to say, that the pattern is huge weekend dump, and then a fucking pump? Is that how the politicians designed the deal for their pals @ wallstreet to make bank during this collapse? Didn't same shit happen when soros shorted the pound? And the end result was a little bit catastrophic for brittain.

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>>18032748
Yeah man I'm not gonna keep playing with puts at the premiums they are asking now

>>18032873
That one was made before and you don't even have a title you tard.

>>18032811
whats with the obsession of rushing early to being the first to make the thread, do you really think anyone cares about the retarded image you post?

>>18032440
Interesting, why so positive about it, I want some asset managers but the yield is 2.2%

>18032889
retard

should i put 1k in tqqq options expiring in 2021 and 2022 ?

the win potential seems huge

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>>18032811
>wasting dubs on being this autistic

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this thread will still be here for at least 40 minutes, people are just autistic for new threads

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>>18033017
None of the new threads even have /smg/ in the title.

>>18032666
checked and fucked

Thats a lot of green....

>>18033062
the free market has decided no one cares for the name, as long as it was linked in a previous thread and has the pasta. Also SPY is inching up oh fuck

PUMP IT JEROME

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>MMs have just made their 20th move

>>18033145
Thank you anon

>>18032689
how is the price of the TVIX determined?

>>18032701
Lol Satan reveals the completest of fucked ends, your gains will be burned for fuel and used for bunghole cleaning before things get better.

>>18033252
invisible hand of the free market

lads, should i close my AMD puts ? strike 41 expiration 1st may

>>18032268
They are going to postpone them most likely, by a couple of months they aren't returning the money to the people. If the quarantine is extended things might changed. But short term is kind of bullish for them. It will dump don't you worry, just not yet.

>>18032318
Take a deep breath anon. It's only a game. You need to treat it in the game and detach yourself from money to actually succeed in it. If you can't be emotionless doing trades, it means you're investing money you can't lose, and you should stop trading after that realization.

>>18033357
bullish on AMD, sell it