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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:22:53 2020 No.18028066 [Reply] [Original]

NO BILL

CNBC:
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

CNBC zombies: >>18026314

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:23:48 2020 No.18028092 >no bill WHY IS IT RISING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:24:39 2020 No.18028111 File: 192 KB, 300x300, 1537783908030.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's a fucking disaster on the senate floor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:25:02 2020 No.18028126 File: 288 KB, 1000x1000, 1584748597057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THIS DROP WILL BE BIBLICAL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:25:28 2020 No.18028141 STOP PUMPING LET IT GO DOWN THERE'S NOTHING KEEP US AFLOAT

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:25:29 2020 No.18028142 File: 168 KB, 540x801, 1584980332622.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys... Should I buy Chevron? Yay or nay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:25:30 2020 No.18028144 File: 139 KB, 511x512, clown world.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18028092 CLOWN MARKET

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:25:59 2020 No.18028162 File: 1.53 MB, 250x360, slampigtiddies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18028066 DONT BAIL THEM OUT they literally dont deserve it, let them fail, theyre to big they must fail

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:26:32 2020 No.18028176 File: 89 KB, 852x960, F919EDC2-6ECC-4E49-A81B-D6FCA722E136.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18028111 Ohhhhhhhh boy

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:27:06 2020 No.18028191 >>18028056 >>18028056 new recycle this later

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:27:10 2020 No.18028194 >>18028142 NO NO GOD NO

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:31:13 2020 No.18028310
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>>18028066
Guys help me out here. Never really been interested in trading or stonks, but with this crisis and the pound tanking I want to try to secure what I think is a good bet.

Looking at the collapse of the oil price, how would I go about aligning an investment as close to that price as possible? I don't have the knowledge or time to individually invest in oil companies, as unknown circumstances can blindside me. All I want to do is place a bet that the oil price is basically at a historic low and I want a long term bet that it will rise (brent crude specifically).

How do I go about doing this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:34:22 2020 No.18028391 >>18028310 XOP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:35:42 2020 No.18028433 Any CSPAN streams?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:36:47 2020 No.18028459 >>18028142 Just buy USO if you want to be oily.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:38:25 2020 No.18028510 File: 698 KB, 530x890, miku_dd_miku_img00.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DOW under 18k by market close.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:44:56 2020 No.18028662 File: 246 KB, 1125x1655, D929D17A-4A8B-4732-80FB-BC046628D0EB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are the odds the stimulus DOESN'T pass? What to buy if it DOES pass?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:45:33 2020 No.18028682 I hate the fed so much

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:46:12 2020 No.18028707 File: 56 KB, 1060x644, cenk9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18028433 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzPxPkR73zk Enjoy fren

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:46:14 2020 No.18028708 >>18028662 Sounding like it won’t pass

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 12:54:13 2020 No.18028903 Thursday can't come any faster. The unemployment numbers should have these delusional clowns realize how bad it really is

BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ Mon Mar 23 12:58:09 2020 No.18029002

LMAO, Democrats aren't giving anybody neet bux unless they get to push through tax credits for wind and solar. What a fucking joke. Also Why the fuck is my job deemed essential if all I do is shit post on 4chan all day everyday.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:01:14 2020 No.18029084
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*SIPS*
COFFEE TIIIMMEE!!!

>>18028903
REALLY NOT SURE HOW IT COULD BE WORSE THAN THE 2.5 MILLION EXPECTED

>>18029002
BAG FAG
REMEMBER TARP
REMEMBER WHEN THESE FAGS PUT TEABAGS ON THEIR HEADS AND CLAIMED THEY WERE FISCALLY CONSERVATIVE.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:05:11 2020 No.18029199 File: 114 KB, 566x232, 1565480957159.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18028111 I'm watching it live and it's burning.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:07:58 2020 No.18029280 >>18029199 kek I haven't seen this one

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:10:04 2020 No.18029330 >tfw ATM is already out of money

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:11:07 2020 No.18029355 >>18029330 you're fucking kidding

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:13:47 2020 No.18029438 I want to find all options I can buy for .01 per contract (mostly looking for calls expiring jan 21), is there a free site where I can search for them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:14:45 2020 No.18029459 >>18028903 What happens thursday?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:14:48 2020 No.18029461 File: 166 KB, 523x523, 1584517615297.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is TVIX ever going to rise again? Is the fun over?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:16:48 2020 No.18029516 File: 193 KB, 704x904, 1554763620625.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SCHIFF IS LIVE >>18027009 >>18027009 >>18027009 >>18027009

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:17:08 2020 No.18029521 >>18029461 I frickin hope not, it better reach 800 after the bill fallout today

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:17:24 2020 No.18029534 File: 64 KB, 500x357, 2569859537_a4968eec6b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MISTER PRESIDUNT WAYYYY DO POLITICS BE DUMB? >BABY BRAIN IS A MIRACUL Are sudderners ok?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:17:55 2020 No.18029546 >>18029459 Unemployment numbers get published. They're being temporarily redacted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:19:11 2020 No.18029577 >>18029516 WHO CARES GOLD HASNT DONE ANYTHING GOOD >>18029546 But everyone knows they're going to be shit...

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:19:29 2020 No.18029589 AAPL stock just went up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:21:16 2020 No.18029640 >one, two, three trillion won't fix the market OH I DON'T THINK SO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:21:42 2020 No.18029658 >>18028662 Pass > Goes up Doesn't Pass > Goes up infinite money who cares

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:21:59 2020 No.18029669 >>18029577 And yet the algos will still respond when they hear the keyword

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:22:24 2020 No.18029675 >>18029640 And... crushed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:22:44 2020 No.18029684 File: 31 KB, 400x600, hazmatOperator.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Long silver, crypto, and gold. Short stocks. Blowout soon S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:22:58 2020 No.18029697 Why is Boeing going up if they're shutting factories down in Seattle for 2 weeks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:23:22 2020 No.18029707 Who is this fat fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:23:29 2020 No.18029711 Why do we have two threads?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:23:36 2020 No.18029712 Just vote and kill bill so I can exit during the minidump tired of the crab market shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:23:36 2020 No.18029713 >>18029697 bailout

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:23:50 2020 No.18029715 >>18029697 Clown market. Nothing makes sense. Companies are like pajeet shitcoins now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:23:50 2020 No.18029716 >>18029697 Anticipation of a bailout

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:24:07 2020 No.18029722 >>18029669 could be in 2008 when they finally did tarp the market dumped... I wonder what will happen if they do pass the bill

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:24:55 2020 No.18029745 >>18029697 Clown world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:25:20 2020 No.18029760 What happens if that shitty bill gets passed?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:25:42 2020 No.18029766 File: 8 KB, 350x144, 1580521615121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18029199

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:26:00 2020 No.18029775 $7 put 4/17 on JetBlue. Worth?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:26:06 2020 No.18029778 >>18029760 A dead cat bounce. Crab market at best

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:26:08 2020 No.18029779 >>18028066 >NO BILL >MORE STATES LOCK DOWN >DEATHS SURGING Ha ha yes sir another BULLISH day on Wall Street I see!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:26:24 2020 No.18029784 >>18029697 >Why is Boeing going up if they're shutting factories down in Seattle for 2 weeks The executives are flying outta of the country

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:26:34 2020 No.18029786 >>18029697 Gambling, ETF liquidation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:26:34 2020 No.18029787 File: 665 KB, 1245x1080, 1584539682839.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18029760 Then congrats, the United States of America is now officially a communist state.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:26:48 2020 No.18029789 File: 170 KB, 360x346, sideshattering kek.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18029199

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:26:56 2020 No.18029794 >>18029697 People smarter than you priced in the obvious incoming bailout, sorry you're slow maybe don't short too big to fail companies next time

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:27:05 2020 No.18029800 File: 108 KB, 807x858, 1367610255605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >we're going to pass this bill >but not this one

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:27:24 2020 No.18029804 Just bought Boeing puts. Did I fuck up?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:27:25 2020 No.18029805 >>18029684 What about oil?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:27:26 2020 No.18029807 >>18029787 >now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:27:34 2020 No.18029811 If the bill doesn't pass what does the day end at?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:27:37 2020 No.18029812 VOTE ALREADY YOU OLD FUCKS VOOOOOOOOOTE VOTE JUST FUCKING VOTE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:27:40 2020 No.18029816 File: 16 KB, 420x570, asianmerchant.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any have companies they h ave been eyeing that are way down rn I should buy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:27:41 2020 No.18029815 >>18029778 but we had a dead cat bounce last week or not? :^s

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:27:53 2020 No.18029820 >>18029697 Investors are assuming they're going to get a bailout.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:28:03 2020 No.18029822 >>18028066 Why was the original green anonymous replaced by the newfag pepe anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:28:10 2020 No.18029825 >>18028142 Dont buy anything before thursday's unenployment report

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:28:16 2020 No.18029828 File: 1.67 MB, 4378x4498, TheCope.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:28:25 2020 No.18029829 >>18029812 OH GOD I'M GONNA I'M GONNA VOOOOOOTE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:28:33 2020 No.18029831 >>18029787 I'ma flip her flap >>18029760 tremendously uncertain. see TARP >>18029816 Chink stocks? BiliBili

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:28:47 2020 No.18029840 >>18029816 jut buy NETFLIX. hold 1 week, and then sell

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:28:47 2020 No.18029842 bros >The interest paid by U.S. Treasury bonds is exempt from income taxation at the state and local level, but is fully taxable on your federal income tax return what does this mean for a non-income taxed state

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:28:54 2020 No.18029844 >>18029697 Bullish signal, can't kill more people with faulty planes if you stop making planes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:28:58 2020 No.18029846 >>18029820 why do they not remember what happened to GM shareholders

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:29:02 2020 No.18029847 >>18029804 Yup. Too big to fail security contractor for government.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:29:28 2020 No.18029856 >>18029831 Nah, pick unrelated. I already bought BABA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:29:31 2020 No.18029857 File: 86 KB, 687x663, 1584826787586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18029684 >long crypto >short stocks Retarded, but at least you got the gold thing right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:29:35 2020 No.18029860 VOTING VOTING VOTING!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:29:36 2020 No.18029862 >the city of murrica right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:30:47 2020 No.18029883 >>18029815 And we're going to keep having them until the virus is under control. It's only going to get worse before it gets better

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:30:47 2020 No.18029884 >>18029697 because we are at max clown

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:31:20 2020 No.18029891 >>18029860 what's gonna. happen?!?! Are they yea or naying???!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:31:47 2020 No.18029897 File: 24 KB, 360x450, 69143A3B-2F7D-44B7-B701-2032A93EE08A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Activate ‘ze crab

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:31:47 2020 No.18029898 Wonder how much the stock market will drop after this particular whatever tier vote.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:32:09 2020 No.18029907 >>18029857 >longing a boomer rock

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:32:14 2020 No.18029910 I just wanna know if I'll survive long enough to play Cyberpunk 2077

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:32:16 2020 No.18029913
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>>18029840
this is the real advice
with lockdown going into full swing, digital streaming services going to be getting hotter and hotter

use your senses people, make a fortune

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:32:25 2020 No.18029915 Why are anons telling me to buy AMD? What's coming down their pipeline?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:32:34 2020 No.18029919 https://twitter.com/gemmaod1/status/1242106355957338113?s=19

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:32:36 2020 No.18029921 >Mrs. Duckworth

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:32:43 2020 No.18029923
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VOTE IS CRASHING THE MARKET
>WITH NO SURVIVORS
VOTE IS CRASHING THE MARKET
>WITH NO SURVIVORS
VOTE IS CRASHING THE MARKET
>WITH NO SURVIVORS
VOTE IS CRASHING THE MARKET
>WITH NO SURVIVORS
VOTE IS CRASHING THE MARKET
>WITH NO SURVIVORS
VOTE IS CRASHING THE MARKET
>WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:32:49 2020 No.18029924 is there a stream that shows votes live? I want more than names

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:33:00 2020 No.18029930 >>18029910 that is still 2 years away so unlikely

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:33:31 2020 No.18029936 >Heinrich >Epstein What the fuck are these names

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:33:47 2020 No.18029943 F

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:33:54 2020 No.18029946 File: 739 KB, 970x440, go.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18029684 >blowout soon kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:34:04 2020 No.18029950 >>18029857 >implying people will want to buy gold during a recession

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:34:23 2020 No.18029959 >>18029930 It releases this september

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:34:27 2020 No.18029961 >STIMULUS FAILS >STIMULUS FAILS >STIMULUS FAILS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:34:43 2020 No.18029974 >>18029923 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:34:54 2020 No.18029976 Thinking about buying Marriott and United guys, am I a madman or should I DCA in? Seriously please need opinions on this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:35:00 2020 No.18029978 File: 15 KB, 372x268, 1584551601307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT'S NOT GOING TO PASS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:35:07 2020 No.18029980 >>18029930 Will still release before Star Citizen

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:35:21 2020 No.18029984 >>18029913 netflix is already saturated, everyone who wants it in america already pays for it every month. their growth is international.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:35:33 2020 No.18029989 >>18029961 BBBBBBBBB--BUT IT'LL PASS NEXT TIME. PRICE IN!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:35:40 2020 No.18029992 >>18029978 of course

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:35:41 2020 No.18029993 guys serious question. i got $500 to throw away what are some reliable stocks i can buy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:35:46 2020 No.18029997 >>18029936 Oh boy. You better not look into senators with dual citizenship.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:35:56 2020 No.18030001
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>>18029907
>longing an irrelevant, intangible, financial asset that is backed by nothing and can be easily halted by pulling the plug of a modem
You're a fucking idiot. If you think the stocks are in bad shape right now, wait when power supply goes out because of the virus. Your Bitcoin will be WORHTLESS!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:36:10 2020 No.18030008 can i have a link to the senate thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:36:20 2020 No.18030011 >Mr X >Mr Zyklon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:36:34 2020 No.18030019 how the fuck did we end up w/ split threads

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:36:40 2020 No.18030021 When will be the seults be live? will this shit crash if its not going to pass?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:36:46 2020 No.18030024 >>18030008 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzPxPkR73zk

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:36:46 2020 No.18030025 >Mr. Not-President Romney

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:36:47 2020 No.18030027 >>18029993 lmt

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:36:57 2020 No.18030033 >>18030008 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:36:59 2020 No.18030034 The Vanguard REIT ETF VNQ is back to 2012 levels from when the housing bubble began to reinflate. Will home prices follow it down?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:37:01 2020 No.18030035 >>18029976 if this bill passes I'd go for Marriott. If not, it's a significant risk. I'd put it in the same category as buying Six Flags or Dave and busters. Maybe wait 2 or 3 days. But I plan to DCA on at least one hotel so in theory I agree.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:37:36 2020 No.18030046 dubs for not passing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:37:54 2020 No.18030058 >>18030046 rolling

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:37:55 2020 No.18030057 >>18030024 >>18030033 thanks guise

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:38:07 2020 No.18030064 AAAAAND back down we go

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:38:10 2020 No.18030066 >>18029993 Visa, LVMH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:38:32 2020 No.18030071 >>18030019 I've been saying this for a while its fucked

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:39:03 2020 No.18030087 >>18029978 how do you know? I can't hear their votes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:39:09 2020 No.18030090 >>18030019 retard posted a new thread at 300 posts instead of 330 someone else said to recycle this thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:39:14 2020 No.18030092 >politician named Mr. Whitehouse

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:39:21 2020 No.18030097 Mr.Based, how do you vote?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:39:23 2020 No.18030099 >Mr. White House WTF the House itself can vote?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:39:32 2020 No.18030103 What the fuck is this market?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:39:34 2020 No.18030104 >>18030046

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:39:35 2020 No.18030105 >>18030035 I think this bill will eventually pass but its dumping the market rn. Once it fails I may buy on a new low and wait it out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:39:38 2020 No.18030109 >It fails >Jerome immediately injects another trillion

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:39:39 2020 No.18030110 File: 34 KB, 387x514, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Recommend me divvy stocks, I'm making a spreadsheet of what I need to buy to retire on

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:39:45 2020 No.18030115 HERE WE GO

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:39:58 2020 No.18030119 File: 301 KB, 585x633, 0c14397eeb8cb9a0cddda08e29cf93ff1e26d2cb620d44dec1b8bdcf7c63917b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what will america look like once the dow hits 10k

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:40:05 2020 No.18030122 >>18029842 That it's exempt from a tax you wouldn't have to worry about paying anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:40:06 2020 No.18030123 >tfw loaded up on gold at 1490

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:40:22 2020 No.18030128 LOL 20 ayes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:40:23 2020 No.18030129 >>18030103 Fiction

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:40:23 2020 No.18030131 NEGATIVE WINS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:40:24 2020 No.18030133 >>18029846 Boomers are fucking retarded, and so are the majority of investors.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:40:26 2020 No.18030134
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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:40:32 2020 No.18030136 >ONLY 20 YES AHAHHAHAHAHAHA >ONLY 20 YES AHAHHAHAHAHAHA >ONLY 20 YES AHAHHAHAHAHAHA >ONLY 20 YES AHAHHAHAHAHAHA >ONLY 20 YES AHAHHAHAHAHAHA >ONLY 20 YES AHAHHAHAHAHAHA >ONLY 20 YES AHAHHAHAHAHAHA >ONLY 20 YES AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:40:47 2020 No.18030140 >VOTE FAILED SELLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:40:55 2020 No.18030144 BILL DOESNT PASS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:40:57 2020 No.18030145 OH FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:40:58 2020 No.18030146 >>18030092 Haha charade you are

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:41:08 2020 No.18030149 THE PUMP IS COMING DONT FUCKING MISS IT AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:41:14 2020 No.18030151 FINALLY it's dead. Let the dump resume

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:41:23 2020 No.18030155 File: 750 KB, 1920x1200, lone_stalker.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18030119

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:41:36 2020 No.18030164 F burgers Their only mistake was trusting their government.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:41:36 2020 No.18030165 >>18030134 This isn't even a vote on the actually legislation, this is a vote to proceed to discussing the legislation. Think about that for a minute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:41:57 2020 No.18030171 I have no idea wtf is going on, did it really not pass?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:41:58 2020 No.18030170 >>18030110 lmao that list not gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:42:04 2020 No.18030174 these guys arent even social distancing, how can they expect/tell anyone else to do it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:42:05 2020 No.18030175 File: 1 KB, 78x228, hm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What happened here earlier today?

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:42:09 2020 No.18030176
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>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:42:21 2020 No.18030179 >>18030164 Smaller government is better right? If so why does it keep fucking america over.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:42:28 2020 No.18030182 i thought it was over, come on fail already

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:42:41 2020 No.18030188 OH NO NO NO NO AHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:42:43 2020 No.18030189 >>18030175 Infinite money was announced

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:42:45 2020 No.18030190 File: 10 KB, 275x184, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no money for neets >no bill BASED!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:42:45 2020 No.18030191 >>18030175 Fed pretty much said they're making unlimited monies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:42:50 2020 No.18030195 >>18030175 Manipulation

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:42:57 2020 No.18030199 >>18030176 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:43:16 2020 No.18030207 File: 31 KB, 1300x864, 1547210744_xtodoubt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why does the FED have shareholders? Why can't it be just a machine that prints money only?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:43:19 2020 No.18030208 I love the weaselly way he say No

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:43:19 2020 No.18030209 >>18030174 the die is cast, let coronachan embrace them and improve america

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:43:25 2020 No.18030211 bobo bros... when is the crash coming?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:43:26 2020 No.18030213 >>18030110 Dividend ETF like SDY, DVY or VYM gives better diversification

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:43:28 2020 No.18030216 >>18030176 bullish

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:43:28 2020 No.18030217 >>18030175 Fed announced essentially unlimited buying of investment-grade corporate debt and morgage-backed securities, as well as bond ETFs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:43:38 2020 No.18030219 >>18030176 The first sane decision I've seen made today!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:43:46 2020 No.18030221 >>18030190 crash this market with no survivors

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:43:57 2020 No.18030227 >>18030189 >>18030191 >>18030195 Pump didn't seem to have lasted very long

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:44:03 2020 No.18030233 File: 1.08 MB, 480x304, j romeo.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18030175 J Romeo made it rain

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:44:03 2020 No.18030234 come next week there will be no stim passed, workers will go back to work, and corona cases will soar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:44:04 2020 No.18030235 Everyone is pumping Gold mining, I know it does good in economic downturns, but if we are heading into a depression, will that matter? Gold mining is the last of my stock, I really want to dump.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:44:04 2020 No.18030236 File: 147 KB, 1127x633, 156164654615.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] welp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:44:05 2020 No.18030238 https://twitter.com/ThePlumLineGS/status/1242098670759219200 lol it's not passing now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:44:13 2020 No.18030242 how many ays and nays

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:44:13 2020 No.18030243 File: 220 KB, 1920x1080, meidri happy3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where were you when America upheld his freedom and dignity in spite of almost being burned entirely?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:45:00 2020 No.18030258 File: 18 KB, 584x136, the man himself.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18030176 wtf is this name

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:45:07 2020 No.18030263 File: 315 KB, 705x614, ayylmao.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18030242

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:45:15 2020 No.18030266 >>18030179 Because the government has no true sense of accountability toward the American people, and the American people are too complacent to demand such. Perhaps this standstill will be a good, albeit rude awakening, but I doubt it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:45:19 2020 No.18030269 >>18030243 >america >dignity >freedom pick 1

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:45:26 2020 No.18030273 >>18030236 god I love meg. Why isn't she on my TV? It's this much less appealing kelly lady

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:45:27 2020 No.18030274
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Why Mr. Anderson why why why,

Why do you do it? Why buy in? Why keep fighting?
Do you think your fighting for something, for more than your survival?
Can you tell me what it is, do you even KNOW?
Freedom, truth, perhaps bear, could it be for bull?
Illusions Mr. Anderson! Temporary pumps of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence without meaning or purpose.
And all of them as artificial as the market itself, although only a human mind could invent something as incipient as bull.
You must be able to see it Mr. Anderson you must know it by now, you can’t win!
Why Mr. Anderson why WHY WHY do you perSIST?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:45:33 2020 No.18030276 Are those senate chairs comfy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:45:44 2020 No.18030278 File: 629 KB, 2500x1870, Stańczyk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18030238 the entire system needs to be fucking obliterated

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:45:47 2020 No.18030279 >Mr whitehouse voting no That doesn't sound right

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:45:57 2020 No.18030288 This better not be an IHS on the 5 min ES. This shit just needs to fucking die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:46:14 2020 No.18030297 File: 514 KB, 221x231, 1472601975293.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18030258 My fucking sides.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:46:15 2020 No.18030296 File: 34 KB, 450x412, 1165168944732.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >democrats literally playing politics during a pandemic and global economic meltdown W E W E W

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:46:17 2020 No.18030298 >>18030278 This. End the monstrosity that is the post-ww2 world order.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:46:28 2020 No.18030302 File: 56 KB, 550x733, b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18030258 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:46:40 2020 No.18030307 This is just the vote to decide whether to vote on the bill or not fyi lel

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:46:41 2020 No.18030308 File: 3 KB, 125x125, 1469004078919s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18030276 that one guy looks pretty comfy.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:46:46 2020 No.18030310
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>>18030266
It would be nice. People are starting to be directly affected by the inaction and incompetence of our government. Maybe that will be enough to wake many people up, but maybe not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:47:21 2020 No.18030322 File: 245 KB, 496x495, 1584734011287.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Welp I got mycheap TVIX and SQQQ before they both shoot up from this shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:47:24 2020 No.18030323 File: 47 KB, 616x532, 1584563993894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18030269 >getting to vote, yes >getting to vote to fuck useless retards like you, yes It's like Chad America vs the Communist NEETs

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:47:24 2020 No.18030324 >>18030243 do you live in a fantasy world anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:47:26 2020 No.18030325 File: 172 KB, 511x512, 1554981356351.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >somehow the fed is allowed to print infinite money to keep the stock market artificially afloat Explain this right now /biz/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:47:31 2020 No.18030326 >>18030308 The guy rocking in his chair playing on his phone? Yeah, pretty comfy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:47:39 2020 No.18030330 >>18030296 It's the best time to slip in a bullshit bill that the majority of citizens would be against.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:47:49 2020 No.18030332 File: 4 KB, 125x125, 1385374452955s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Mr. Blunt

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:48:03 2020 No.18030338 File: 39 KB, 602x350, whymust.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18030243

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:48:09 2020 No.18030339 >>18028162 If you don’t bail out companies, you wagies are all unemployed. Why is this so hard to understand?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:48:11 2020 No.18030341 >>18030176 >>18030140 >>18030136 >>18030134 Why are we dumping more? There is no stimulus there is no help now. We should be drilling into the core.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:48:28 2020 No.18030348 Why don't they have buttons for voting, why does this play out like we're in the 18th century?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:48:31 2020 No.18030349 >>18030325 Biggest economic depression ever seen in mankind will be happening soon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:48:51 2020 No.18030355 >>18030155 Beautiful. Why does the end of the modern world seem so appealing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:48:54 2020 No.18030358 File: 93 KB, 1820x1500, spurdohead.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THOUGHTS ON MARIOTT!??!?! >THOUGHTS ON MARIOTT!??!?! THOUGHTS ON MARIOTT!??!?! >THOUGHTS ON MARIOTT!??!?! THOUGHTS ON MARIOTT!??!?! >THOUGHTS ON MARIOTT!??!?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:49:04 2020 No.18030361 Everyone expected this vote to fail. There's a real one, probably after market hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:49:09 2020 No.18030365 >>18030243 >his America is a tranny now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:49:10 2020 No.18030366 >>18030339 They will be replaced by smaller companies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:49:14 2020 No.18030368 File: 29 KB, 646x443, dow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And I call this one the cosine bread line.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:49:20 2020 No.18030371 >>18030326 that guy and the guy in the green tie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:49:26 2020 No.18030373 >>18030348 They do generally. It seems like half the senate isnt even present in the chambers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:49:27 2020 No.18030374 >>18030325 Fed's mandate is price stability and full employment. If the economy doesn't work because liquidity in the bond market dried up and business can't finance themselves anymore… I'll let you connect the dots, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:49:43 2020 No.18030383 >>18030296 Play to win the game anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:49:59 2020 No.18030391 File: 623 KB, 754x425, Richard_the_Pounder.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18030258 You know at some point in his life he had a choice to make: either sink beneath the crushing weight of his name or become a mega chad

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:50:09 2020 No.18030395 File: 43 KB, 831x799, 62360627_141611880317020_7450853086928568320_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why the fuck is everything going up? This makes 0 fucking sense

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:50:10 2020 No.18030396 >>18030348 i think i heard someone propose that this be done by vocal voting?? idk tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:50:29 2020 No.18030405 >>18030373 >>18030348 Wait forgive me, I was wrong. That's only the house

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:50:35 2020 No.18030410 File: 51 KB, 460x364, 1584918074053.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18030338 wtf does that even mean? lmao

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:50:38 2020 No.18030415
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THE SECOND GREAT DEPRESSION ( MARCH 2020 - JUNE 2021)
>THE SECOND GREAT DEPRESSION ( MARCH 2020 - JUNE 2021)

THE SECOND GREAT DEPRESSION ( MARCH 2020 - JUNE 2021)
>THE SECOND GREAT DEPRESSION ( MARCH 2020 - JUNE 2021)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:50:46 2020 No.18030416 because people expect bitch fights for a few days

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:50:46 2020 No.18030417 WHAT THE FUCK SANDERS I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO GIVE PEOPLE FREE MONEY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:50:50 2020 No.18030419 File: 60 KB, 1150x1084, 1529859431348.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like they are gonna pump again. Fuck jerome.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:50:51 2020 No.18030420 >>18030358 just wait, be patient

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:50:54 2020 No.18030423 BA IS UP FUCKING 18%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:50:54 2020 No.18030425 File: 1.78 MB, 4032x3024, 1584985749315.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hmmmm

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:51:03 2020 No.18030426 >>18030395 Money printer go BRRRRRRR

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:51:05 2020 No.18030427 >>18030395 Cause the market is a myth

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:51:15 2020 No.18030429 >>18030395 Buy puts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:51:42 2020 No.18030442 If the no votes get above 30 things begin getting interesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:51:42 2020 No.18030443 THE BILLS NOT GOING TO PASS WE RED WEEK NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:51:43 2020 No.18030444

>>18030310
As if they had enough of an uphill battle, this might have been a good opportunity for Dems in the election. I'm fairly certain that they just dug themselves into a hole too deep to get out of with this one.

>>18030341
This is not the stimulus vote. This is the vote to proceed to discuss and then vote on the stimulus bill. The alternative is an entirely separate bill being prepared by Dems with an ETA of who-the-fuck knows, whereas if this vote passes, they still have nearly a day and a half to discuss the currently proposed bill.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:51:44 2020 No.18030445 bought snss and sdgr at open

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:51:45 2020 No.18030446 can we just end this democracy meme already?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:51:46 2020 No.18030447 >>18030296 >>18030330 >republicans want to bail out corporations, give a miniscule amount of money to workers, probably make it a tax writeoff for corporations on top of that >dems want that money given to workers Yeah fuck those republicans

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:52:05 2020 No.18030455 >>18030348 >why does this play out like we're in the 18th century? Ancient boomer fucks don't understand modern technology and fear it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:52:18 2020 No.18030458 >Mr White House >Miss Cinema >Mr Sass wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:52:30 2020 No.18030460 >>18030296 In february it was reverse lol. Trump and GOP: NOPE NO VIRUS HERE WE'RE TOO STRONG Dems: OH GOD SAVE THE WORLD YOU FAGGOTS And now it's the opposite

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:52:37 2020 No.18030463 Not touching puts until the actual stimulus gets passed and I can buy near the top of the fake and gay pump

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:52:45 2020 No.18030466 >>18030445 are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:52:59 2020 No.18030472 Stocks are going up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:53:11 2020 No.18030475 >>18030358 I bought puts and am up 100%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:53:17 2020 No.18030477 File: 221 KB, 568x479, 1545051012674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BA UP 20%

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:53:17 2020 No.18030478 >>18030447 cringe take retard >government forces businesses to freeze >we need to give one months supply of free gatorade to employees this is why you'll always be poor

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:53:17 2020 No.18030479
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>Dems voting against stimulus checks
>Republicans screwing over small businesses

what the fuck is happening

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:53:39 2020 No.18030484 Man, the voice of the guy announcing the votes is so bizarre.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:53:46 2020 No.18030487 >>18030463 Theres no way its passing today

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:54:00 2020 No.18030489 File: 71 KB, 351x389, 20180212_194905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18030429 I already did on friday. I wasnt expecting to go down 50% today.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:54:07 2020 No.18030493
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>>18030355
Autonomy, a return to living as part of nature, the possibility of tribal community, a daily struggle that feels meaningful and visceral, etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:54:24 2020 No.18030500 >>18030479 >I don't know who is jewing who.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:54:40 2020 No.18030506 >>18030484 It's a dude?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:54:47 2020 No.18030510 >>18030484 thats a guy? sounds like some old dike

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:54:47 2020 No.18030511 >>18030484 N...ohhhhhhhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:54:58 2020 No.18030514 >>18030447 >>18030478 Don't forget the Earn It act.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:55:04 2020 No.18030517 Daily reminder that the elite released the virus to have a culprit the inevitable crash and walk away rich

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:55:09 2020 No.18030519 How much more are banks going to dip before I go in?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:55:12 2020 No.18030521 why the fuck is it up?

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:55:42 2020 No.18030531

>>18030478
>give money to corporations
>they just buy back stocks and fire more employees
>meanwhile unemployment goes up
>foreclosures go up
>homelessness goes u p

But hey at least the stock market stabilized before it tanked again after everyone defaults on their loans/mortgages.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:55:59 2020 No.18030539 >>18030506 >>18030510 No fucking clue, to be fair

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:56:09 2020 No.18030544 >buy Boeing puts half an hour ago >stock goes up 15 dollars Fuck this gay bullshit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:56:09 2020 No.18030545 File: 1.72 MB, 666x716, Copenhagen Jewish Mechanics.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18030500 They're both Jewing American taxpayers, desu senpai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:56:19 2020 No.18030547 >>18030519 Deutsche Bank will probably collapse

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:56:28 2020 No.18030549 File: 1 KB, 138x61, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fucking crab market

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:56:28 2020 No.18030550 >>18030519 Not really dipping desu. Moving crab and slowly trending upwards.

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:56:33 2020 No.18030552

>>18030110
TECH- 50% weight

FB
APPL
GOOGL
MSFT
AMZN
TSLA
SWKS

Food/RESTAURANTS-10%
MCD
SBUX
KO

INDUSTRIALS/Consumer Goods-10%
JNJ
MMM
PH

Energy-10%
FSLR
XOM
NEE
BEP

TRAVEL-10%
CCL
DAL
UBER

Defense/Aerospace-10%
LMT
NOC
RTN

Some good Divvys in here, XOM NEE are great divvys for oil and energy, you want REITS? O, NLY(mREIT) and NRZ (mREIT), they would be here but I'm already exposed to the real estate market through rentals. Don't reinvent the wheel with this stuff, its a market where you get get high yielding blue chips with the potential for huge capital appreciation as well. I can almost guarantee half those literally who oil and REIT stocks will be bankrupt. Divvys are about reliability not buying near bankrupt oil stocks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:56:38 2020 No.18030553 File: 367 KB, 220x165, 234242sd2334.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >BA is going parabolic BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:56:39 2020 No.18030555
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>>18030479
kinda right there with you anon

a republican senator being the first to propose the welfare was wild enough. then a known progressive comes out and offers half.

now democrats are holding up stimulus checks, but only because republicans are trying to sneak shit into must-pass legislation (so at least that's consistent)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:56:58 2020 No.18030565 >>18030423 Jesus fucking Christ I woke up and it was 89-90 I was going to buy ugh

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:57:11 2020 No.18030568 LOL at the dems the only ones sanitizing their hands

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:57:31 2020 No.18030570 >>18030521 Because the free money bill will not pass which will save the dollar from almost being worthless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:57:32 2020 No.18030571 >>18030307 american bureaucracy was a mistake

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:57:33 2020 No.18030572 >>18030479 dems have extreme allegiance to healthcare industry so actually want to send cash there instead of individual taxpayers

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:57:36 2020 No.18030575 >>18030420 well before you posted I just bought 3% of my stack with it. Today is my first day of DCA on the way down. I will wait a week and reconsider.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:57:49 2020 No.18030578 We are breaking 17k within an hour

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:58:00 2020 No.18030579 ITS FREE FALLING AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:58:12 2020 No.18030582 >>18030544 I thought they stopped trading on Boeing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:58:34 2020 No.18030589 >>18030568 Republicans know that god will protect them

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:58:46 2020 No.18030591 >>18030479 >>18030555 >They arent just the party with different colored ties.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:59:02 2020 No.18030594 >>18030552 I like lmt and rtn but noc seems 2x overvalued in this market in my uneducated opinion

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:59:05 2020 No.18030595 >>18030579 about fucking time

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:59:18 2020 No.18030602 File: 5 KB, 250x227, 1584617103099.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18030579 >bill fails >freefall returns like clockwork

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:59:30 2020 No.18030607 >>18030589 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:59:38 2020 No.18030609 remember when the dow was above 20k, good times

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:59:44 2020 No.18030610 Why does the world fall apart when supposedly useless low-wage workers can't go to work for six days? It's almost like labor has more power than we're led to believe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:59:46 2020 No.18030612 And the bill failed. It's literally impossible for it to pass now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:59:49 2020 No.18030613 Have we reached peak volatility yet

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:59:49 2020 No.18030614 There is an unprecedented surge in demand for hens. I think a massive chunk of the world is acknowledging the current system is over and they need to be as self sufficient as possible

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:59:51 2020 No.18030615
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U.S. SENATE CORONAVIRUS BILL FAILS TO GET ENOUGH VOTES TO CLEAR FIRST PROCEDURAL HURDLE
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>U.S. SENATE CORONAVIRUS BILL FAILS TO GET ENOUGH VOTES TO CLEAR FIRST PROCEDURAL HURDLE

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 13:59:56 2020 No.18030619

>>18030478
the repubs were planning a half trillion dollar loan fund that had basically no strings and was going to let the treasury pick who got what, imagine trying to explain that shit to the wagies.
Almost as bad as their attempt to base trumpbux on 2018 tax returns

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:00:02 2020 No.18030621 i'm all in on people going back to not washing their hands after all this is over

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:00:05 2020 No.18030622 >>18030579 Now it’s not... I just bought back SDOW and it’s going down ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:00:36 2020 No.18030631 >>18030614 how do I invest in hens?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:00:36 2020 No.18030632 File: 92 KB, 1000x666, 1584641491115.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18030615

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:00:42 2020 No.18030633 File: 739 KB, 200x154, NEWMAN.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18030615

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:00:55 2020 No.18030638 17000 HERE WE COME

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:01:13 2020 No.18030640 >>18030615 Stop doing this shitposter Nothing you ever post is “new” or worthy of that many lines

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:01:13 2020 No.18030641 >>18030544 >Bailout bill includes Boeing as top priority >buying puts >already down 70+% you deserve it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:01:13 2020 No.18030642 >>18030531 Couldn't you guys give the money to the corporations AND the people?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:01:20 2020 No.18030644 >>18030555 >dims sneaking in airline fuel economy limits and tax credits for solar panels Democrats are fucking demons i hope you all rot in hell

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:01:22 2020 No.18030645 >Still arguing on party lines while a virus is currently spreading through the country killing many people Peak clown

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:01:30 2020 No.18030648 >>18029566 >>18029566 >>18029566 Thread recycle >>18029566 >>18029566 >>18029566 Thread recycle >>18029566 >>18029566 >>18029566 Thread recycle

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:01:38 2020 No.18030651 Stupid to buy BA puts right this second?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:02:12 2020 No.18030663 File: 58 KB, 530x912, do i need to delete you monika doki+.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18030631 Long COCK and HENS Buy EGGS, which is a 3x leveraged animal ETF

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:02:21 2020 No.18030667 >>18030631 Buy a hen and a rooster The surge in demand is because eggs are impossible to source in the UK now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:02:21 2020 No.18030668 Sold 1/3 of my puts, see you next crab up Jerome

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:03:02 2020 No.18030681 File: 304 KB, 770x775, 1553134023995.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >NO votes 45 ogre, bill is dead see you guys at 17k!

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:03:23 2020 No.18030687
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>>18030479
>what the fuck is happening
Democracy. Who says D*ms are not allowed to vote against stimulus checks when it threatens the very dignity of our country? Who says Republicans are not allowed to screw over small businesses when it is necessary to do so?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:04:08 2020 No.18030704 >market has had enough stonewalling DUMP IT.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:04:12 2020 No.18030711 File: 327 KB, 1026x756, 1336908787481.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18030644 fuck you right though

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:05:21 2020 No.18030740 File: 122 KB, 840x745, 360-3605619_feels-guy-png-transparent-background-hand-drawn-face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] just put in 15grand of SQQQ... What's your consensus?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:06:13 2020 No.18030756 >>18030740 price?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:06:47 2020 No.18030767 >>18030740 how does 15 millions sound?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:07:41 2020 No.18030785 >>18030756 28.82

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:07:58 2020 No.18030791 FAILED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:08:00 2020 No.18030792 >>18030544 >Trump literally said he would not let boeing fail yesterday >buys boeing puts classic biz

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:08:30 2020 No.18030806 49-46 NO PASS 49-46 NO PASS 49-46 NO PASS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:08:41 2020 No.18030814 >PENNSYLVANIA JUST ENTERED SHELTER IN PLACE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:08:59 2020 No.18030819 FAILED FAILED FAILED. We RED BOYS

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:09:41 2020 No.18030835 >>18030614 Local farm store sold out of chicks within hours of getting them. Totally crazy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:10:02 2020 No.18030846 >Can't address until Friday/Saturday! Friday/Saturday!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:11:36 2020 No.18030892 >>18030339 How hard is it for you republicucks to understand that we dont wont to work, we want the money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:12:26 2020 No.18030910 >>18030349 previous ones probably would have been the dark ages resulting from either bronze age collapse or late antiquity we headed for a new dark ages lads

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:12:49 2020 No.18030918 >>18030892 How hard is it for you commies to understand that the day of the rope is coming?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:14:01 2020 No.18030955 File: 148 KB, 318x303, 1584732413907.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18030918 NO WORK NO WORK I WONT DO IT I WANNA BE A NEET I DONT WANNA BE STUCK IN THE WAGIE CAGIE EEEEE EeREEEEEEEEEr RrEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:16:16 2020 No.18031001 >>18030918 I have updated your punishment to 3 more years wagie cagie for political deviance

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:17:30 2020 No.18031028 >>18030918 my favorite part of life is laboring for the profits of another you're right anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:17:42 2020 No.18031032 >>18030034 God I hope so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:17:44 2020 No.18031033 File: 44 KB, 640x782, 1584719247661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18030034 I want some cheap housing yes yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:18:57 2020 No.18031060 >>18031028 I made more money today in 6 minutes than I made in 8 hours of wagiecucking, Kys commie. Fuck off to your leftypol shithole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:20:44 2020 No.18031106 File: 483 KB, 1920x1280, Communist_Flag.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18030339 Ahh, the classic health insurance argument. Let's get rid of the middleman and just work for the government

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:21:54 2020 No.18031132 >>18030918 Lmfao. You can't run 30 feet without running out of breath.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:24:24 2020 No.18031193 >>18030955 fucking kek tick tock anon TENDING RUNNING OUT SOON

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:29:29 2020 No.18031297 >>18031106 Only under a fascist leader.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:30:50 2020 No.18031316 File: 455 KB, 2048x1536, Antifa warrior.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18031132 The right and especially fascists are more fit than you pinko shitters ever hope to be.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 14:38:22 2020 No.18031454 File: 1.00 MB, 1024x1024, 1567817263443.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck it im going hard on GE this Thursday

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:03:54 2020 No.18031972 >>18031316 >t. Doesnt what colonial scrit is

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:06:47 2020 No.18032028 >>18030785 oof

Anonymous Mon Mar 23 15:13:11 2020 No.18032180

>>18028510
Yeah just tried shorting for the first time in my life and i just threw in 100$ and geared it x8 so i'm pretty happy. Gonna try to pull out and earn more and more cash on this until we find a cure then turn it around and invest in the ones sure to survive

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