/biz/ - Business & Finance

baste boomer

We are all sinners in the eyes of an angry southerner

>>18029566
based and ryonapilled

IT'S OVER
THE VIRUS IS FINISHED

>>18029566
should we be short or long here?
pls

What will hit 17k first... Dow or global death count?

HOW LONG UNTIL THE VOTE REEE

He should have picked up the phone...

It was Bogandoff

>>18028066
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>>18028066

use this thread next

>>18028066
>>18028066
>>18028066
>>18028066

If the corporations dont get bailed out and they all go under, what happens to the economy when literally everyone becomes unemployed at the same time? This entire economy is a joke.

>>18029627
Dow

>>18029627
saved

>>18029624
short

Aaaaaaaa stop pumping!!!

The only puts I bought and they pump hard reeeeee.

>kudlow drunken drawl on cnbc again

>>18029666

>>18029641
post toward the end of this thread fren

>this bill doesn't stop a pandemic
no shit, it's a stimulus package to keep the economy afloat

>>18029651
Thanks, it took me ages to remember what volume of DBZ that scene was in.

So fat he's struggling to breathe. God help him if he gets the virus.

BOEING'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

DREW CARRY?

My province is at 55% ICU capacity and the cases keep going up

>Muh natives
Good lord it's just like Canada

>>18029729
Stay safe

>>18029729
What province?

Does this madlad have corona? Breathe bruh

YO WHEN DIS NIGGAS FINNA VOTE ?

Seriously, why the fuck are people against keeping corporations from being helped? Do people not realize if big names start going under our economy will be even MORE fucked?

>>18029666
>>18029693
>buying puts on a red day and not just a red day but a second red day in a row

lol retard

>>18029624
SPX....L

>>18029741
BC

>>18029735
not leaving the house until the plague is gone fren

Buy spy puts or wait?

>>18029756
their speaking time should be up soon

get on the stonk sidelines, its just pure gambling

stick to btc or gold until april

>>18029764
Shut up you fucking faggot boomer
You're a socialist

>>18029764
lmao, what are you, some sort of communist, bro?

>>18029770
live in BC as well. Vancouver is going to be decimated. I suspect 1,000's infected before its all said and done. Maybe RE will drop,

>>18029764
fucking big corperations wasted all their money on stock buy backs and now a bail out is the solution? fuck them, let them burn, that's how eco should work.

>>18029772
when big line go down big line also go up before big line go down again, wait for big line to go up

>>18029764
because most big corporations am just gonna mass layoff employees if they were to get free money.

>>18029764
>our economy will be even MORE fucked?
Yes please

>>18029836
rkg

>>18029764
Because last time we helped them they just hoarded the money and set up the current crisis.

boomers are voting

>>18029566

i never made so much money in my life than with puts in one month

what a timeline

>>18029764
They wasted all their money in share buybacks to get rich, tax evasion and filling up offshores, and now they want gibs. Let them fail I’ll make more money off shorting them

>>18029765
everyone is laughing at me for being 100% equities and 0% short right now but it's not like Pfizer is going any cheaper, I can stock up on SQQQ after the stimulus bump

>>18029858
The current crisis was caused by a fucking flu. Not the “da corpuhrashuns” you stupid dumb fuck.

>>18029647
1929

>>18029770
>>18029814
Washingtonbro here. If we all make it, I hope to enjoy a craft beer with you guys at the first Cascadia Republic national rally

>>18029887
corona virus burst the inevitable bubble, just the spark igniting the fire that's been building for years

>>18029909
We were going to 30k you stupid fuck. You are fucking stupid. We were going to be rich you fucking fucker.

>>18029887
Repo operations to prop up liquidity have been going on since like September. The Wu flu only hastened the inevitable.

>>18029566
sauce?

>>18029909
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE

>>18029926
lmao bullcuck

>>18029926
Spotted the bullcuck boomer

>>18029764
Because these corporations have created this situation in the first place. Do you think bailing them out will let people keep their jobs? Wrong. The executives are just gonna give themselves bonuses and fire people anyway. These corporations took risks they shouldn't have and now they have to face their consequences.

>Vote on Advancing economic aid plan

IT PASSED

>>18029926
You'll still be "rich" when the fed prints infinite money and gives everyone a trillion dollars. Just gotta change your perspective on "rich". It was fake when it was pushing 30k and it's fake now.

>>18029933
Seething

I am dancing on stream watching the DOW collampse :3
come join da fun
https://www.twitch.tv/winnebagomccoy_

>>18029926
That growth was nothing more than a measure of how much wealth was being siphoned from the lower classes by the oligarchy. The corporate elite deserve bullets through their heads, not bailouts.

>>18029973
is my stream behind they're still taking votes

>>18029764
Because if they die the society dies with them

why do you guys assume any bullish post is a bullcuck boomer when it reality it's probably some retard larping as a bull for replies

>>18029926
Seething

>>18029926
spotted the bagholder

>>18029769
I see...

Holy shit hazmats just stormed into the senate chamber! It's over!!!!!!!!

>>18029893
>Cascadia
solves no problems, instead of pinkos in Ottawa and California dicking over Cascadians, pinkos in Vancouver and Seattle do it.

are they already voting?

Are we gonna see this pass or not?
Reply with opinions

>>18030000
/biz/ is stupid, that’s why. I don’t even trade. I am just here to fuck with retards trading on a fucking PHONE APP who think they are some cutthroat wolf of Wall Street

>>18030000
QUADS CONFIRM GOLDEN BULL RUN

why is $PLAY up like 20% today? why do the put options look like this? I don't understand any of this

>>18029764
>Corporations being social responsible with the free money they are given
Ultimate kek

>>18030061
nah, not this time. market drops 2000 points, senators get blamed, come back later with new bill and it passes, market goes up 4000 points. this is how it worked in 2008

olympics postponed
load ewj puts

>>18030074
Poison pill

>>18029769
I'm honestly spooked enough by the talk on CNBC and elsewhere to stay away from any ETF products for now
I'm only buying shares of companies
I don't want to add any complicating factors in these market conditions

How the fuck is "Senator Whitehouse" not president?

THIS IS MY SIGNAL TO BUY

>>18030062
based

>>18030061
Half of them literally already said this one isn't going to pass. Have you been watching the stream at all?

>>18030062
what's wrong with phone apps? we spend thousands of dollars every couple years to carry around a 4k supercomputer in our pockets, why are you mad that we'd use it as a computer?

unless you're a salty poorfag with some A series samshit lmao

>>18030093
sure but their business is still completely fucked

>>18027009
kek, Schiff is drunk live on stream

>>18030116
I can't count the whole senate. Not everyone got to talk.

>>18030095
What do you mean?

>>18030000
>he doesn't realize that everyone is aware of this and replies to the bait posts seriously to bait those who are baiting.

>>18030141
TLT was trading at 6% below it's NAV. corrected now, but shit gets wacky sometimes.

>>18030121
You post shit like this on normiebook. I can tell
>inb4 “n-n-no I don’t!”

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>>18030095
lmao, imagine not always doing the opposite of what CNBC tells you to do

>>18030141
ETFs are a constructed product, so if things get really weird they can perform unpredictably.
Leveraged products or anything with "creative" construction mechanics especially.
It isn't likely, even with how weird things are now, but I don't see any reason to expose myself

IS IT GOING TO PASS OR FAIL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>18030194
I don't mind buying shares of stocks
It's not just CNBC, I have my own doubts about some of the products' behavior

guys serious question. i got $500 to throw away what are some reliable stocks i can buy?

>>18030177
>having a fagbook
>complaining about smartphones
lmao ok boomer

>>18030186
EWJ 4/17 41p

>>18030162
yeah, sure buddy. and you don't realize that i realize that everyone realizes that they're bait posts and i'm baiting you. and the person who replies to me next realizes my realization and is baiting me right haha

Why

>>18030244
>buying before a great depression
fucking retard

>>18029938
me actually lost sauce :(
if anyone knows would have find again

>>18030186
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>18030244
I suggest buying rope instead. You can flip it for a profit after all these bulls realize whats gonna happen

>>18030061
At the end of failing Republics, internal divisions get worse, despite deteriorating conditions.

>>18030244
MSFT is down enough to be a bargain but also is profiting from the downturn with their cloud solutions, skype, etc

>>18030291
how could you lose sauce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18030244
>reliable
Buy an S&P 500 index fund and a US treasury index fund.

>>18030300
very true

I don't even need to know the political party of the women beforehand they're all democrats and voting no

>>18030285
lol im serious. i know im not gonna make 6 million dollarydoos just something to get me started in learning this stuff

>>18030315
me made that image 3 years ago :(
since then that guro got copyrighted off internet

>>18030074
Considering selling puts as they seem more profitable.

>>18030347
just wait until we are at the bottom

>>18030304
>>18030316
thanks

>>18030347
all in on aapl

BA moving up

Lmao these boomers pumping this shit up like crazy

Thank god I dumped my deep ITM puts today.

Based Sanders

>Sen. Warren
>votes no on the aid package

>>18030369
their business is dependent on people being able to come in. take-out won't keep them open through this so they're gonna get hammered

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/wz1ca1-_-MY

Semiconductors are mooning today, its juicy

retardes actually understand if everybody is WFH sales go up

>>18030375
when's that?

He will win

>>18030453
when the VIX is under 30

>>18030453
In 2 years. Lmao

me again i was thinking AMD and Intel. are these good? like i said im learning this shit on the fly

>>18030462
>when the VIX is under 30
lmao, babby's first market

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDiLf0LBv2c

so is it gonna crash? it's still holding on

i sold half my xmr in expectation of a fall

>VIX futures at 54 while VIX is at 65
Does the market expect to stabilize here? That seems a bit silly with jobs report Thursday.

The stimulus bill is going to be close. I dont think it passes

>>18030480
>not knowing anything about semiconductors
>not knowing anything about the stock market
>wanting to buy intlel at the start of the greatest depression while they are utterly getting btfo by AMD and nobody can make semiconductors right now because of the fucking supply chains

Never
gonna
make
it

>>18030483
t. retard

>>18030518
shhh and buy puts

So what play is there tomorrow if the Feds already shat out infinite QE?

>>18030526
interesting. so just invest my money in strong rope and bullets then

>>18030525
Is that Blumenthal? Fucking disgusting creature.

>>18030559
You got it anon. You're going to make it.

>>18030559
Buy puts, you fucking pussy. Or go all in on Bitcoin.

>KUDLOW teases that Trump will try to send people back to work next week: "We can't shut in the economy... POTUS is right: The cure can't be worse than the disease, & we're gonna have to make some difficult trade-offs... I spoke w/ POTUS about this very subject late last evening."
lmao they're actually going to do it, if I weren't fucked myself I'd be reveling in the incoming boomercaust

>>18030518
Markets have anticipated the jobs report you moron. Everyone knows it’s going to be bad.
Markets are finally stabilizing because they are prepared for bad news.

>>18030526
>>wanting to buy intlel at the start of the greatest depression while they are utterly getting btfo by AMD
dumbass

>>18030548
There's still NIRP and direct purchase of stocks by the Fed

>>18030598
Bro, do you even browse /g/? Do you even know how to program?

U.S. SENATE CORONAVIRUS BILL FAILS TO GET ENOUGH VOTES TO CLEAR FIRST PROCEDURAL HURDLE
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How long do I have to be patient for?

>>18030526
>>18030598
You’re both idiots. If you’re going into semiconductors, buy American companies.

>>18030626
HOLY SHIT! LINK?
THIS MIGHT REALLY BE THE END OF AMERICA.

>>18030623
I work with normies who buy computers, thanks to bulldozer being an utter failure Intel still has customers

>>18030623
ex-programmer here and current electrical engineer
I agree with him, intel is a bad buy
They absolutely suck and are getting attacked from all sides

>>18030623
cout << "This guy is a fucking dumbass. AMD has managed to overtake Intel for the short term.";

>>18030629
>aid to illegals
my blood pressure rises every fucking time I hear that phrase

do dem voters even really care about the illegals that much that they want to lose their jobs over it?

Bill failed. Stonks are slipping and my tendie machine got turned back on.

>>18030590
The plan is obviously to quarantine the boomers and give them stimulus relief while forcing the zoomers and millenials to go back to wage cuckery.

>>18030626
Y E S

Thoughts on BA puts right this second?

>>18030650
you mutts don't deserve money.
only the airlines do :^)

>>18030637
>not buying SOXL

>>18030674
good idea

>>18030664
"cout" undefined in this context, cunt.

>>18030626
Thanks for the 13 hour old headline shitposter

>>18030674
Should have bought half an hour ago.

>>18030654
>bulldozer
What year is it? AMD's Zen is wiping the floor with incel for the foreseeable future.

>>18030661
>>18030661
>>18030664
But my post was against intel?

>>18030674
Would be a good idea, but it's too expensive.

>>18030626
Everyone already knew this. It was one of the first things out of Schumer's mouth when that jew got up to talk over an hour ago.

I haven't traded anything for weeks.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

is this a trap?
https://twitter.com/jensechu

>>18030483
Last time the VIX broke 40 for a longer time was 2008. Maybe 2010 as well for some time.

Close predictions?

>>18030686
Did you want something that compiled? I'm obviously making fun of how retarded you are.

>>18030674
Sold mine.

>>18030705
yes
t. trap expert

>>18030691
the point is normos dont trust AMD

>>18029566
Every fucking trade I touch today just goes totally to shit. I could single handedly save the airlines by just continuing to try to short at resistance and having the bots skyrocket the fucking price to the moon until it accidentally triggers some other bots to come in and start buying the momentum, on and on until the entire market is saved because of my shit fucking trading.

McConnell’s proposed bill is 247 pages long. Lord knows what evil is hidden in there.

Be honest with me bros, is it over?

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/23/business/boeing-suspends-production-coronavirus/index.html?utm_term=link&utm_content=2020-03-23T17%3A20%3A06&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twCNN

imagine seeing this and still being bullish on boeing

>>18030691
Those two shades of purple look very similar on my screen, thought you were the other guy, didn't check the actual ID's lmao

>>18030669
>jobs
country*
and yes

>>18030705
>programming
yup thats a trap alright

>>18030720
re-check the IDs, cunt

>>18030728
$5 billion dollar bailout each for Musk and Bezos unironically

>>18030637
How much SOXS do I buy?

>>18030712
-5% on the daily.

>>18030725
Dude. AMD has a literally monopoly over the console-market at this point.

>>18030742
Point continues to stand.

>>18030730
Your appointment to FEMA will be finalized within the week.

OOPS

>>18030735
Retard. Click the ID next time before you talk shit.

>>18030700
FUCK CASH GANG
FENCE SITTERS GET OOUUUTTTT

>>18030731
It’s nothing... it’s a 2 week suspension because coronachan is in the area

But I wouldn’t be shocked if it’s followed but moooore bad news.

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>>18030730
i for one cant wait for trumps conference today

FUCKING HELL, IF THIS WERE A VOTE IN UK PARLIAMENT WE WOULD'VE HAD THE RESULT 15 MINUTES AGO, WHY IS THE US SYSTEM SO SHIT.

>He FOMO bought BA
OH NONONONONO

>implying Trump's neocon lobbyist advisors aren't gonna let Boeing tank so it can be taken over by Lockheed or Raytheon or some shitty military industry

don't say I didn't warn ya

>>18030703
Yeah, nah. It's gonna take 17 years of dividend payouts to offset the last month of losses.

>>18030754
well yeah, your mom is still here

>>18030746
>console market
I said normoes not retards

Intel has a couple of years to get their shit together with their yields , AMD is not going to wipe the floor unless thier yeilds are still trash and thus normoes will buy an AMD because the intel are "sold out"

This is good let the blood flow.

>>18030661
3D xpoint and their deal with micron just got pushed, and while they're lagging currently they still hold the majority share in commercial applications and despite losing some of their lead in the consumer domain they're still ahead in certain popular domains such as: gayming. Their entry into the discrete GPU market, assuming it's even marginally acceptable middling hardware will be a huge boon. Finally their assets are huge, x86 IP, the most popular compiler, their own foundries, bought out industry bias (they got dickslapped for that)

I think it's a good looong. Maybe even a good short hold, they're supposedly making 90% of their time sensitive obligations right now, I wonder if the same can be said for AMD.

>>18030789
normies play consoles.

J U S T

>>18030778
Well we took ideas from how it worked in the UK in 1776 and never improved them

>>18030746
>people buying expensive new consoles during a depression
>consoles manufacturing proceeding at a reasonable pace while all of Asia is fucked by virus

SPY put chads where you @?

>>18030766
jeez chill lmao, I was barely even shit talking

>>18030731
>whole country is shut down
>boeing lays of some people
WHAT A FUCKING SHOCK

>49 yea to 46 nay
what the fuck is this vote. and it failed? what is going on

>>18030631

Buy a hen and a rooster

The surge in demand is because eggs are impossible to source in the UK now

>>18030661
invest in mobile hardware not shitty desktop and server

UNDER 18000 HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO

>>18030789
Also AMD will wipe the floor with intel on the high end server market.

DID IT FAIL?
>DID IT FAIL?
DID IT FAIL?
>DID IT FAIL?

>>18030808
republican senate rules is that they need 60 votes

>>18030801
Point was, it’s NTDOY or nothing.
>>18030780
Oh shit...
I gotta buy back into LMT

>>18030809
How much do hens cost to maintain?

>>18030796
>normies play consoles.
nobody past 22 who isnt a manchild plays consoles

>Democrats block your path.

>Friday or Saturday
Incredible

Will being a democrat stop being cool after this farce?

COULD TAKE A WHOLE WEEK TO PASS NOW HAHAHAHA

soo... did it fail?

MCCONNELL IS SCARED why is he freaking out so badly?

INDA puts are printing, what other India things to pick up?

Arise! Arise traders of /biz/iness! Bonds shall be shaken, stocks shall be splintered! A short day, a red day, ere the Dow rises!

Buy now! BUY NOW! Buy! Buy for ruin, and the world's ending!

DEBT!
DEBT!
DEBT!!!

WEW LAD

William Bernstein said every investor will see 2 huge crises (bear markets) in his investing career.
It just happens that I started investing seriously right as this started.
How about you?

>>18030824
yep

>here we go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA1Hw-L96-4

>>18030778
please dont act like our parliament is any better and isn't just a bunch of boomer retards screaming at each other through archaic systems
>slams door in your face because it happened 700 years ago

what are we thinking SQQQ will open at tomorrow bearbros?

2nd death just reported in Boston

The numbers are gonna spike this week lads

>We can't deal with this until Friday or Saturday at the earliest.

>will have to vote on Friday or Monday if we delay this procedure

Holy fuck the markets going to tank

>Coronavirus stimulus bill fails again in Senate.

it's over

>>18030525
It's actually fucking sickening that the democrats are denying this just because they don't want BRUMPF to look good. And in usual fashion they can't see that he's going to use them denying later when he's up for reelection

>>18030841
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18030844
Scare tactic to blame Dems for failures in Bill

>fails
>nothing happens
wtf bros

If a single procedural hurdle appears the vote will be delayed until thursday or friday.

>>18030824
see
>>18030774

Should I take profits on my SPY puts or ride it out?
They don't expire until 5/1/20

>PENNSYLVANIA SHELTER IN PLACE
>PENNSYLVANIA SHELTER IN PLACE
>PENNSYLVANIA SHELTER IN PLACE

is trump dong a speech today bros?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOW WE'RE BACK

UNBREAKABLE SENATE SUPPORT

WHAT THE FUCK WHY ISNT IT CRASHING

>>18030831
Nigger, go outside. And this is coming from a sperg with a 3000€ PC with a 1000€ screen and a 1000€ Valve Index headset. The vast majority of the market is on cuntsoles.

kek my ID: DOW OOHF

>>18030888
Yup
5:30 EDT I think

Why isn't QQQ moving wtf

Wait, let me get this shit straight, this bill ALSO include payment to SPECIFIC high wealth people and a saving account for high officials?
Isn't this what banana republic does?

>>18030856
This is my second.
I was there during the great recession and the CDO crash of 2008. That shit was insane. I'm hoping this one gets worse.

>Nothing makes sense anymore

>>18030886
sauce?

d-dow?

>>18030901
Oh thank christ its after the markets close

>>18030893
It was priced in
If it had passed, that would also have been priced in

>Prime Minister Boris Johnson will address the nation at 20:30 GMT tonight.
it's normally at 17:00. something big is happening. potential lockdown incoming

>>18030869
I dont care. Let it all burn. Good on the dems for killing the market finally

>>18030909
Governor just announced it

https://www.wfmz.com/health/coronavirus/live-pa-gov-wolf-officials-provide-update-on-covid/article_5b871232-695b-11ea-9273-3b997a06d099.html

>>18030844
GOP pretty much just putting in a suicide button. something democrats simply can't agree to, then making them look bad for not passing it
>>18030903
Is that in there??

>>18030882
Market stopped making sense long ago. Only FED money remains.

Rick Santelli is kind of cool
nice take I like it

>>18030774

>>18030869
its only because this bailout is going directly to lining corporations pockets with trumpbux and making them richer

it does nothing for all the people who lost their job and cant pay rent during this time

>>18030869
Wait a minute.
I'm not American, and I don't understand.
Why would Trump be blamed for the checks not coming?

>>18030901
>tfw thats after the time I can buy puts
damn, would it be dumb to buy puts knowing itll moon?

>>18030869
"BRUMPF" is going to cuck himself out of what is marginally good approval ratings on handling coronachan since he went serious mode. His panic over the economy is going to make him want to lift the lockdown stuff which will be a pure and utter shitshow if it even succeeds.

Tfw all of my SPYLGBT sticks are green today

I don't understand how IV falls when price goes down and then the price of my puts goes up when spy goes up

Are there big fucking traders who only want puts when spy is green, thus inflating IV when green and deflating when red because they're selling off? That's all I can think of.

>>18030868
>it's over
No, it isn't. Although, it would've been over for capitalism in America if the bill did pass.

>>18030893
Because the market has so massively oversold already there isn't much more room for it to drop.

>Gold and Silver mooning


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY-XDQN6ipE

>>18030700
Too scared to make a move? Make sense. Even my puts last i saw are failing even though theyre a month out.

I have 850$ what should I be looking to buy puts on if the market pumps, barring that should I throw it on SDOW during a pump??

>stocks don't even care

w-what

>>18030727
Do you normally trade airlines?

Jesus weve been adding like 10k infected to the list every 24 hours
Its over bros...

FUCKING CLOWN MARKET

I HATE THIS PLANET

>Senate bill failed

JEROME WE NEED YOU

>>18030974
How much did you lose anon?

>>18030927
Well, not an individual saving account, but a "slush fund" of sorts for certain offices for when things get tough.
As well as assisting sums to "job creators" so they won't have to risk their own wealth to keep their job giving businesses afloat, but only for high tier company folks.
Though keep in mind, that's how I'VE understood it so far by reading the proposals

>>18030961
I don't want to lose the little money I have to play with.

>>18030843
Their faces are quite alike.

>>18030981

about 600 today buying the top and shorting the bottom

>>18030957
>Gold and Silver mooning
temporarily. they'll crash once this pandemic is over

>>18030869
Actually i dont think this is about trump. This one is about them trying to deny turtleboy his corporate payouts.

I honestly wonder if Trump hates his own republican house. They seem to sabotage him by pushing for stupid shit in bills last minute all the time.

Is 6 hens enough to make it?

>>18030965
Feds are pumping hard so it wouldn't matter except its still red as fuck.

>literally all investors sitting and waiting for someone to make the first sell sell sell move
lol

>>18030990
lmao

WHY IS IT GOING UP?

>>18030936
Rick Santelli and Carl Quintanilla are based. Carl is worth following on twitter @carlquintanilla

>>18030794
I'm thinking long term for them
They fell way behind the pack on their process node, and major manufacturers are starting to look elsewhere.
Both microsoft and apple have expressed their intentions to invest in ARM solutions, with versions of Windows for ARM and supposedly MacOS for arm.
Large webserver companies have also started deploying RISC based server infrastructure, such as Amazon and Google.
Intel really needs to step up their game, they aren't adapting at all and are falling behind in the one thing they're actually good at (x86 server/desktop parts).
Those large assets can start crippling them quicker if demand shrinks up at a rate they're not prepared for, and would topple out of control much like what happened with AMD spinning off their fabs. They have to turn it around and get back on top to keep the ball rolling, maybe their new GPU division could make that happen. I personally think they should be focusing on expanding their output of things other than x86 chips.
They still have the laptop market and a lot of the server market though, which is think is their saving grace.

>>18030940
He wouldn't be. They're denying the checks because they don't want people to think
>wow, Trump gave me a thousand dollars, I'll vote him back in office
That's literally their only reasoning against it

>>18030936
What he say?
>>18030940
You’re believing the people who think one side is the good guys and the other side is the bad guys. This is exactly what the republicans did during the GFC.

Shoe on the other foot, about to be up the ass of the American worker.

UNBREAKABLE

SUPPORT

AT 18,500

EVISCERATE the quorum call? Wow

>>18030917
yeah it will be. they said they would do it if people didn't strongly obey through this last 24 hours and they haven't

>>18030973
At this rate we'll have the more CONFIRMED infections than China

>>18030957
If even the paper price is mooning, how high is the physical price?

>>18030990
>buy high
>sell low
the true /biz/ way

>>18031000
UNNNNGGGHGHHHHHH LOOK AT THAT GET

>>18030860
>buying SQQQ on a red day
???

new
>>18031026
>>18031026

Not that my tiny ass irrelevant shithole matters, but national guard in Norway just got orders to mentally prepare for potential mobilization to assist the authorities (though some already are for two weeks now, helping the police at borders)

>>18030965
Infinite QE, 0% interest rates, negative Q2/Q3 growth, and 30% unemployment has only got us this far.
A failed stimulus bill isn't that big in comparison.

>>18031008
It’s more about McConnell than it is Trump.

>>18030990
Just do the opposite! It's so easy

>>18031008
Lmao I hadn’t thought about it that way. This is Republicans literally bribing Americans to overlook their lost jobs and dying relatives, so they might vote trump back into office.

It should work.

>>18030993
You're gonna want to round out that portfolio with some red meat (goats, sheep, or cattle depending on what you can afford), fruit trees, and fencing material. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

>>18030802
$10k for 219 Mar 27 and feeling good

>>18031009
>What he say?
Pretty much that the current "treatment" for the economy is debt, and people will be taking on debt as the recovery starts, and then rates will start rising, which will slow down growth in some sectors. It's nothing complex, just a nice simple overall view of things.

>>18030990
based

>>18031020
Silver eagles were selling for $24 each before they sold out everywhere.

You cant even buy silver right now, and gold is selling out.

>>18031000
checked

MARKET CRASH SOON

>still no stimulus package
yeah im thinking based

>>18031034
I mean, do you see SQQQ going down anytime soon? If it goes up enough, I was thinking that buying at $28 (if possible) today would at least be mildly profitable

Everyone who thinks the italy numbers just confirmed the nothingburger,
WHAT TO BUY FOR THE BOUNCE?
I have the trigger on chevron.

>>18030967
I've traded AAL, DAL, and LUV in the past, but I wouldn't say I have any specialty in trading them. I'm mostly a price action/order flow trader and was doing really damn well up until recently when everything started getting short sale restrictions, volatility halts, etc. All the spreads have been slippery as fuck lately and levels are getting touched like nothing I've ever seen. It's to the point where if a trade goes offsides by even a couple cents I'm better off just exiting and looking to re-enter rather than waiting for it possibly go back to breakeven and turn profitable.

>>18030773
Yes there is bad news there is no such a thing as "corona chan" all of it is made up to believe there is no one who knew any one who would be sick by "corona" not beer. It is a hoax same like balls in imaginary space , grabbing money from tax payers pockets to solve suggested to imagine problem. 33 secret hand shakers milking society. They will scare shit out of you and then sell you poison labeled as vaccine.and when you kick off, they show "evidence" of "virus" It is not first time, "Virus" happening before every election. Does nature work on political scheduled? Or flu is when your body purge , because you lazy cunt do not move your body and don't sweat to cleans your lymphatic system, that has no other pump then you move and sweat . cure is drink tea and go to sauna sweat and go sleep early.

>>18031129
NASDAQ is retarded right now because of the (predominately soft) tech companies it has. You're better off playing the S&P where there's more companies over a more diverse range to shit all over themselves.

>>18031183
>t.high school dropout that still owes 55k on a f150

>>18031164
That doesn't sound too bad on your end then, just some tough trading in this volatility and airlines are going to be at the extreme end of that right now.

NANCY TO PROPOSE COUNTER BILL TONIGHT

Think republicücks will approve it?

>>18031225
>not Russell
why not?

>>18031066
unbelievable...
this is the guy who lambasted obama for increasing debt to stimulate the economy?
For bailing out the banks when the alternative would've been hell? (see: Lehman collapse... big mistake)

Will all the dead boomers stimulate the economy??

>>18031304
I think this is a big part of it and psychologically I have a lot of difficulty not trading. I have this weird hang up about looking lazy. It's like an insecurity about trading for a living. Almost like I feel guilty if I sit here and do nothing. I also feel like I should be skilled enough to trade in any conditions so rather than just get up, walk away, and do something else I stick around reading the inside market, the time & sales, and the charts and inevitably start to see setups that would be worth trying, but in this market you have price slipping through stops really badly, weird little "micro-momentum" bursts are happening, thousands of share orders are appearing and vanishing in split seconds, and so on. These things happen all the time, but I'm seeing them a ton today and I remember them happening a bit last week in particular. Usually I can hold a position offsides a little bit and have a good idea when the trade isn't worth holding anymore. Today though it was like "that's a pretty solid level up to this point, nice, bids are getting chopped up, I'll short around there, what the fuck where did those bids come from...? oh it moved against me by a few cents, that's okay, should be good to hold it unless the sellers drop out...oh the sellers REALLY dropped the fuck out and I got trapped...oh I'm out now and price is now tanking. Cool." It's the sort of shit you see when a stock has a short sale restriction only I was avoiding those stocks today. Pretty damn frustrating.

>>18031741
It could be because of less liquidity than usual. Normally algorithms would be balanced by others with plenty of liquidity on both sides to produce somewhat regular market movement, but if you get a few bigger players pulling back because of volatility then the ones left start to look a little erratic. Not that this helps a lot in making trades, just some thoughts.

>>18030291
NiGga I am in quarantine I really need it!