/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18025596
Digits for complete economic collapse

>>18025611
nice

>>18025596
why isnt SPY crashing? is this the bottom

>>18025611
BASED

>>18025611

I'm using my boomer dad as a litmus test for when burger boomers finally start to realize that shit is real and then proceed to start the real crash.

>Call my dad, who's currently 350 miles away doing routine upkeep of our derelict ranch house.
>Tell him I'm worried he could get stuck there if Texas or the nation gets locked down.
>He still says that's not going to happen because It'S jUsT tHe FLU sOn.
But dad, what about Italy?
>Oh, those people are all touchy-feely and constantly hugging and kissing each other. That's why they're all getting sick.
But dad, what about Spain?
>Well, they, umm... they throw parties every week! Yeah, fiestas and siestas, that's it! That's why they're all getting sick.
>He's literally making up excuses on the fly to ignore all of Europe and keep pretending it's a nothing burger.
Fine, if you say so.
>End the conversation and hang up because it's not worth continuing.
>Still wondering how many burger deaths it's going to take for him and the rest of the burger boomers to wake up.

Right now my bet is when we're basically having 9/11 on a daily basis across the country. That's when the scales will finally fall from their eyes. That's when we'll start to see things like:
>It's my money and I WANT IT NOW!

>yfw all the air bnb hosts going bankrupt

Are we going to die?

>>18025596
Priced in

THESE THREADS ARE GOING TOO FAST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18025611
umm, dare I say, based?

Can something be so funny that even God shits his pants laughing?

https://youtu.be/x6LovY_DdEE

>>18025611
Checked. But the crab will reign for another two hours.

>>18025611
Digits and we are all going to be sissy bottoms soon

>>18025611
doubling

>>18025611
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Is this a bear, bull or crab market?

no>>18025611

>>18025623
Fed doing unlimited qe and waiting for the stimulus bill

>>18025611
Very nice, can't wait.

All my puts are red.
I can't sell the few calls I made.
I'm down 23% today.
But hey, my intelsat stock is way the fuck up.

This IV crunch is destroying my portfolio lmao. If I make even a single fucking gain today I'm cashing everything into my intelsat and hiding in a fucking hole in the ground until this is all over.

>>18025623
the bogs are waiting for me to sell my puts then they will dump the market

>>18025655
Going to bull tomorrow

Aaaaaaaaaaand we are priced in. Bubble has burst. People are tired of panicking about the flu. In a week when they're all out of quarantine they'd want to buy something nice for their wives to make up for all the infighting caused by isolation, and then we're going to see a pump bigger than this entire fall, the biggest pump in US history. ignore my words, it's your loss, at least you'll still have a folder full of bear and pink memes :)

>>18025596
tell me why i should care about the DOW if im not in the DOW

>>18025655
At this point even big looking bulls and bears are all part of even BIGGER crabs

>>18025611
Im too hungover today for doomers, see you guys tomorrow

>FED trying to print their way out of a extinction level event.

>>18025636
kind of based
fuck air bnb boomers
fuck them
they're going to pretend to be "small business people"
but nah, if you just run an air bnb you are trash to me
let them fail

>>18025655
hint: nobody has a fucking idea

>>18025655
Crab market that edges lower throughout the year until Trump's re-election starts the pump again.

>>18025676
dont be silly, this will take a lot longer than a week.

>>18025655
Bear market, crab day

WHAT DIRECTION ARE WE GOING?!!? WHO KNOWS!

COME ON CUOMO HELP A BEAR OUT HERE

>>18025655
Clown market

>>18025655
This is the start of an economic disaster lmao

QUICK HOW DO I SHORT THE DOLLAR???

Reminder: NOTHING is actually priced in, this is pure panic selling that we've seen so far. Still to come are millions of deaths, thousands of bankrupt businesses, 30% unemployment, default crisis, and the bursting of every industry bubble. The herd cannot comprehend what is about to happen and therefore none of it has been priced in yet.
EOY: DOW below 10K and S&P below 1K

>>18025672
rip

when will coronavirus be over? how long am i gonna have to hole up in my house, unemployed?

>>18025676

You are fucking insane if you think this quarantine will only last a week longer.

>>18025655
yes

Buying puts today was a mistake.

>>18025635
>we're basically having 9/11 on a daily basis
Still far from that. When we actually reach that point, stonks will be the least of your problems.

>>18025611
Witnessed

>>18025655
Dow won't go to 15k and probably won't rise above 20k for the foreseeable future. I'm gonna say crab.

>>18025649
The first who drew that picture died a year ago

This is the comfy crab thread. Only comfy people are allowed to post.

>>18025702
short UUP

>>18025655
We /clown/ market now. In seriousness, what it is is a collapsing market lmao

Already 3000 infections in Gondor.

Somewhere, right now, a boomer who is unaware of corona and the market woes just checked his 401k for the first time in a month.

Kind of a silly question, but are there any sites or a discord or something for gay traders? Like a gay sports club.

>>18025702
you buy btc

>>18025651
>51:51 51
I see now, the bottom of the market is us

>>18025707
>he fell for the global apocalypse meme
R*ddit is paging you

>>18025702
buy things with your dollars?

When should I get back into American semiconductors?

>>18025702
short it by buying an inverse etf with usd unironically

>>18025651
what if i already am?

We seeing the bottom yet?

>>18025635
tehere was an anon here whos boomer grandparents literally left on a 2 week cruise this week and refused to cancel it because "just a flu" and "we cant let panic and fear rule our lives and stop us from having fun"

these people are in denial and so out of touch with reality due to a lifetime of entitlement and brainwashing

>daily briefing
>trump walks out
>expounds how successful chloroquine is because he watched something on tucker
>questioned about why he's tweeting about 15 days
>vague handwaving
>questioned about millions potentially dying
>what a mean question followed by more hand waving
>fauci asked same question
>pushes back strongly
>trump contradicts
>we'll see, we'll see


it's going to be delicious

>>18025691
>>18025714
Spring has come. Temperatures are rising. People's moods are clearing up. You think a virus with an 0.2% mortality rate is gonna survive this? Miss the greatest gains of your life, I don't care.

>>18025735
you're already here

How much do I need to make in this crisis to get an asian gf?

>>18025735
Wsb

WHAT HAPPENS IF THE STIMULUS BILL FAILS

>>18025755
Temperatures literally do not affect the virus

>>18025710
An investor friend convinced me to get in on shorting SPY. So I'm taking most of my losses through the IV crunch. But I'm holding the fuck onto those intelsat stonks because they're green af

>>18025734
Boomers run the world. They control the fed and the white house. Time to buy boomerstox.

This is really the end

>>18025611
PLEASE GOD I NEED TO SELL MY TVIX

>tfw sold sqqq at 28.84


Mf

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY THE FUCK VIX FUTURES ARE GOING UP.

DO WE NOT HAVE ENOUGH BAD NEWS

>>18025611
>retards resorting to gets when they see the market starting to recover and their doomsday plans are ruined
Stay in your basement big boy, let the adults handle this.

>>18025735
/smg/

>THEY REMOVED THE DEATHS FROM THE CHART
>INFECTIONS GOING PARABOLIC

>>18025757
30 mil minimum

J-jerome?
Please Jerome t-the pump
please

So we hit the bottom?

>>18025635
Your dad is unironically right. Shame his intelligence wasn't passed on to his offspring. Must have married some cheap harlot

>>18025755
>He thinks it has a 0.2% mortality rate
LMAO

>>18025763

>>18025757
Why do you want one? They look terrible without makeup and literally put tape on their eyes to make them look less squinty and more like white girl eyes.

>>18025755
Denmark just extended quarentine until the 13th of April

>>18025757
not much, that's the good thing about a depression
just don't lose your job or your house, and you'll live like a king

>>18025723
What? Explain, explain.

>>18025779
Stocks are literally free falling right now. Again

Exited SDOW and SQQQ positions, fuck this bullshit.

S&P 500 BROKE OUT
FREEFALL MODE AHHHHHHHH

>>18025763
There'll be nothing left to stimulate.

where do i read the stimulus bill draft text from republicans?

>>18025718
Yeah, maybe I am overestimating the sheer stupidity of boomers and the real crash will happen before we reach that point.

/Biz/bros, do I sell my 4/3 SPY puts? I think we're going down, but not sure if theta will eat me alive. I'm not an experience options guy. HALP

>>18025763
Fun times ahead

>>18025757
Just catch a bat and she's all yours

dave has a comfy place

>>18025752
Why would the bottom be here when corona Chan is not even close to its peak in the us. Or the economic downfall.

>>18025758
What's wsb?

>>18025756
>>18025781
Non-meme answers please, /biz/ is infested with /pol/tards which would ruin any cool gay discussion.

>>18025672
That's what you get for trading options

>silver and gold up 4%

>>18025750
dm me NOW!!!!!

>>18025777
Be greedy when others are fearful.

>>18025757
A few hundred for a plane ticket, a few hundred for a hotel room and a few hundred for a dinner + extra drinks.. so $1.5-2k?

>>18025676
And then people are going to start fucking dying like flies and people will be even more terrified to leave the house

>>18025779
My FELLOW oil bro! How are you holding up buddy?

>>18025783
death is a myth
no one understands death, so tracking it quantitatively isn't useful

Guys, the bottom is nearing. Load up on dividend aristocrats to wait out the crab market and put the divvies into TQQQ. Retire in 5 years. The boomers won.

>>18025734
>haha i bet we are hitting another all time high, let me just log into my charles schwab account

>>18025734

My mom unfortunately

>>18025757
0 for 7/10, few k for 8, few 10k for 9. Few 100k for a 10.

>>18025763
Good day ahead for bearbros. The question is whether Jewmer will sabotage a vote to prevent Trump from looking good by getting a stimulus bill to help the country. Hint: His name contains an important clue to the answer.

>>18025757
Money cant buy personality :)

>>18025808
I JUST SOLD SQQQ FUCK

>>18025806
What time should I buy back into SDOW and SQQQ

>>18025755

Give me your source on the .2% mortality rate.

Right now, the death rate from Coronavirus in New York alone is 1 person per hour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t6DhAkhpq8

DARE I SAY

B A S E D
D
E P A R
M E N T

>>18025731
Mordor hasn’t event tested anyone I hear

>>18025802
https://www.instagram.com/p/B8kRFMAHsyz/
Actually just a month ago

>>18025678
cuz it reflets the market bzzzzz

Ok so stocks are beginning to slump again.

>Schwab never called me for my options app
>TD insta approves me.

Lmao

Fuck these fed shekelshufflers

>>18025863
Fauci already BTFO'd him once

>>18025857
SQQQ is based on NASDAQ, you want SPXS.

>>18025775
>panicking
Not gonna make it

Well, sold my GUSH after losing 1K on it.

Oil ain't recovering any time soon at this rate, leverage is just going to bleed me dry for months. I put it in tech stocks instead.

>everything is starting to dip except the one thing I bought put options for
Ok so who upstairs did I piss off

>>18025826
Then go to leftypol you annoying faggot.

>>18025863
Deep state department isn't going to like this

How do I make money on inflation?

>>18025856
>His name contains a clue
>Chuck JewMER
The mermaid supremacists got their amendment in the bill? WE GOT TOO COCKY POSEIDON BROS

>>18025888
He sold?

>>18025874
Just got Level 4 approved with a simple online app

>>18025815
Until the end of this week I'd be more worried about vega

>SPY down 2%

BEEF'S BACK ON THE MENU

ATTENTION FEDS:
FUCK YOU

>>18025841
Bought more USO at the bottom.

Why the F*CK are casinos up?

>>18025888
>sold my GUSH after losing 1K

>>18025596
My instincts tell me today is the bottom for short term. Rationality says there is more to go. What to do what to do.

>>18025779
>stocks recovering
Oh boy anon just wait, the worst hasn't even started

>>18025885
Yes, stop panicking. This is nothing

no wonder the stock market is a clown fiesta if everyone is driven by emotion as much as you

>>18025898
Gold
Real Estate

>>18025779
How long have you been consistently wrong now?
like 5 weeks? Maybe pick up a different hobby avatarfag.

>>18025902
Yeah I know, pump it. Buy GUSH now to catch the 100x Bog Pump

>>18025916
Ppt

>>18025898
Holding appreciating assets like stocks, gold, or real estate.

>>18025830
Next dump WHEN

When will trump speak?

What is this pattern called

CNBC: "Look, a graveyard -- let's whistle past it"

>>18025913
Nice! I just scooped some up today as well!

I want to pump a cute anime girl's womb with infinite liquidity.

>>18025757
>>18025800
>>18025843
>>18025855

MY
PUTS
MUST
BE
IN
THE
MONEY
I
DESERVE
A
QT
ASIAN
GF

>>18025916
THE BOTTOM

Bart Down

>>18025913
>at the bottom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_gkhcXGR1c

>>18025596
IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER
BUY THE DIP

>>18025944
Snib

>>18025948
kanzaki urumi

>>18025946
Is this a reddit format meme without an image, are you retarded

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>18025898
Buy a house

>>18025927
Except that real estate is inflated as fuck and will tank like a brick when the average Joe starts really feeling the pain from this economic crash.

>>18025757
Why would you want a gf with no personality?

>>18025918
The volatility has already eaten away any any gains I could make, it will never reach what I bought it at ever again. The compounded loss is just too much to recover.

You know how leveraged ETFs work right? It isn't going to rebound to like $6 suddenly.

>>18025968
I live here, fuck zoomers

>>18025852
My mom said she lost somewhere around 300k. She's smart enough to be holding on though instead of panic selling

i believe oils price will rebound eventually, how do I profit off this? no individual stocks please, I mean the price/sector as a whole.

So we'll get news that the FED will now be directly buying stocks soon right?

>>18025968
exciting

>>18025955
The crab can't help bulls now.

>>18025967
Good eye. It’s definitely reddit

>>18025968
california: the special needs child of the country.

close your eyes
take 5 deep breaths

>>18025968
based cali spreading corona and pumping my puts

>>18025991
>18025991
they are already buying ETFs, so its only logical they will buy blue chips next

>>18025988
>I mean the price/sector as a whole.
an ETF/ETN

>>18025960
that image is too photoshopped for me
uncanny valley

>>18025611
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18025991
I would expect them to start buying corporate bonds first. Today they announced they'll be propping up corp bond ETFs, so that's the next step.

HOW LONG BEFORE WE QUARANTINE JUST THE OLD PEOPLE, TEST EVERYONE ELSE, AND SEND EVERYONE WHO TESTS NEGATIVE BACK TO WORK???

How long until we have enough tests to test everyone young person?

>Fed buying corp bond etfs
>cnbc " they need bids for the bonds in the underlying holding, feds gotta be careful, cant buy infinitum"

Was he baiting? The Fed is obviously going to buy the underlying bonds as well. Who else?

God damn if this IV ever gets uncrushed i'm gonna have a lot of money

>>18025988

>>18025988
like this
yes i'm poor

>>18026000

>implying i can even control my lungs and i'm not hooked up to a machine to breathe directly wired to the market where each breath is correlated to volatility

>>18025988
2021 USO calls

oh god when cuomo releases the numbers of new cases in new york this whole things about to tank

>Cuomo speaking
>Some people are worried about freedom
>So what?

>>18025968
College kids already testing positive from their Spring Break last week in the Florida Beaches. This will just add fuel to the fire.

>>18025964
Shes a good girl :3

>>18025891
Thanks for proving my point about the /pol/ infestation. Fuck off back to your quarantine board, roach.

>>18026018
you should try not being a faggot

it literally cant go lower, dear god you have to be retarded to not see this support

>>18025857
Nah looks like we both got out in time, at least before the stimulus likely passes today.

Politicians are gonna be fucked if they can't push it through today, both sides of the aisle.

AG MORTGAGE STRUGGLES WITH MARGIN CALLS, MAY SELL ASSETS: DJ

BUY ZOOM
BUY ZOOM
BUY ZOOM
BUY ZOOM

>>18025611
May god have mercy

>>18025855
Damn that's a pretty realistic plastic doll. Where do I buy that?

>>18026063
>it literally cant go lower
why?

>>18026063
T. retard

>>18026013
any that aren't going to be delisted?

>>18026054
proof? link?

BUY BOEING NOW YES OR NO?

>>18026028
The fed is run by actual retards so reminding them to not be naked is a given.

Just had the weakest nut ever. Could be because I'm losing money

>>18026063
>biz is always wrong

just bought more puts, thanks!

>it literally cant go lower, dear god you have to be retarded to not see this support

>>18025968
>Americans
>people

>>18026063
This is what people said last Wednesday at 20k

>>18026063
What's the support? 18k? You're completely delusional

>>18026066
Your point

>dow -2.7%
>it goes up, instead of down
what the fuck?

>>18026042
Fuckin cheap

>>18026087
https://fox8.com/news/college-students-in-florida-test-positive-for-coronavirus-after-spring-break-trip/

>>18026088
Yes. This is the bottom

>>18025916
Are casinos even fucking open? Or do they have online gambling too?

What's your buy in for SQQQ? 24?

>>18026087
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/488944-florida-university-says-students-tested-positive-for

>>18026027
what IV % is considered "crushed"

>>18026090
this is the worst feeling in the world

>>18025982
Yes, it's fucking GUSH. The fact that you even started buying that shit at all because some autist spammed about it is the reason I laughed. Oil is very risky overall for traders on normal days and it's currently way beyond that, so the fact that you picked a leveraged ETF to buy during these volatile times is just hilarious

Just saying today, all signs pointed to bloody blood murderous redrum red.

But powells done fucked it all up.

>>18026086
Yeah, the ones that aren't leveraged. (USO for example)

>>18026070
based

>>18026063
You mean the Israeli fed tricks? You can't honesty believe they can pump forever.

>>18025968
Based Hispanics doing social distance socializing

>>18025968
I live on a decently sized mountain property near a trail in California and so far I've had to deal with 3 people in the last few days ending up lost on our land. The shear amount if retards hiking right now is insane.

>>18026115
https://youtu.be/oa4i9Ap6dCg
If I get corona, I get corona
whatever happens happens

buy XOM at $30?
surely it can't go any lower, I remember when it was $38 and thinking about waiting to buy if it hit $36

>>18026121
And the stimulus bill

Hehe stock market down hehe :3

>>18025826
Why don't you talk about gay stuff with your boyfriend at the San Francisco pride parade and talk about stocks while you're ITT?

>>18026042
USO 52w high is like 13 dollars man

it's actually not physically possible for it to go to below 18,000 since you adjust for inflation historically

Fed pumping again

>>18026117
Holy fuck your image is reddit

>>18026121
you right mr krabs
when you right, you right

>>18026152
>being a newfag

>>18026143
oil war incoming bro
if not most i lose is $15 so basically a movie ticket and popcorn

>OIL WILL GO BELOW 20 CONFIRMED
OIL WILL GO BELOW 20 CONFIRMED
>OIL WILL GO BELOW 20 CONFIRMED
OIL WILL GO BELOW 20 CONFIRMED
>OIL WILL GO BELOW 20 CONFIRMED
OIL WILL GO BELOW 20 CONFIRMED

>>18026134
Yes, this is the bottom.

>it literally cant go lower, dear god you have to be retarded to not see this support

I was on the NYC subway a few days ago.

A young Hispanic in torn up jeans began aggressively hopping around the subway, took a corona out of his backpack, and used the subway door to open it. He started chugging in front of everyone.

He was so proud of himself.

>>18026151
https://brrr.money/

>20,000 cases in New York
>mfw

>>18026174
You're a bottom

how do I invest in coronavirus?

>>18025968
I fucking hate my state so fucking much. Shit like this is why we never had a fucking chance of slowing down corona chan

>>18025596
I AM THE BONE OF MY PRINTER
PAPER IS MY BODY AND INK IS MY BLOOD
I HAVE CREATED OVER A TRILLION NOTES
UNKNOWN TO SUPPLY
NOR KNOWN TO DEMAND
HAVE WITHSTOOD INFLATION TO CREATE MANY BONDS
YET THESE VAULTS WILL NEVER HOLD ANYTHING
SO AS I PUMP
UNLIMITED QUANTITATIVE EASING

>>18026152
it's ancient lmao

>>18026142
>Implying I have a boyfriend
I'm a gaycel just like all you regular incels, I just want to talk about stocks with other homos and I'm wondering if any of you know where I can do that.

Bears liquidated today bulls liquidated tomorrow
>Bears liquidated today bulls liquidated tomorrow
Bears liquidated today bulls liquidated tomorrow
>Bears liquidated today bulls liquidated tomorrow
Bears liquidated today bulls liquidated tomorrow
>Bears liquidated today bulls liquidated tomorrow

>>18026062
I'll do my best ~

>>18026134
plot twist:
>>18026171
its going lower

>>18026179
Cool story bro

>>18025596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BePLjy6eU-A

honestly think im just gonna take a break from the news and the markets this week, this shit is emotionally exhausting.

NEW YORK ~4,000 NEW CASES

Can we stop crashing sideways for like five whole minutes?

everything is priced in, this is it, this is the bottom

bears getting uppity because they get their 12 weeks of gains, its over buckos eternal bull run scheduled to resume in April

oh we posting asn gfs now?

>>18026075
ITS TOO EXPESNIVE NOW THE OPTIONS ARE FUCKING RIDUCULOUS PREMIUMS

>>18025611
Fuuuuuuu.....

>>18025752
Has that SOXL shill committed sudoku yet? What a fall.

BUY AIRLINE STOCKS ANON

>>18026134
I have my DCA level at $30. I'll buy if it looks like it'll close below that level. Then I have another entry level at $25.

What is the most rollercoaster stock of all stocks RIGHT NOW? I want to buy a share and ride this fucking crab all day for fun

>>18026221
How did Louisiana suddenly get so bad? Because they didn't cancel Mardi Gras? I know the biggest cluster is in the New Orleans area

Buying SPY puts is fucking dumb with only $220 right?

>>18026217
Flat earthers are fucking retards

>>18026227
big juicy asian tits

Sell my NVDA and SPY puts to break even or hold??

>>18026241
euro

>>18026191

why don't we just round up all corona positives and send them on govt funded cruise trips

>>18026163
I've seen things these children would never believe

>>18026241
vix

>>18026179
I hope you clapped.

>>18026251
The IV crush is wiping out any potential gains at the moment. Just dump into intelsat

This crab is bleeding me dry what do I do

Oh shit, looks like 18k might not actually be the floor after all

>>18026152
Those kinds of images have been around for ages. How long have you been around for?

>>18026279
Buy it DURING the IV crush

>>18026251
Can you even afford puts with only $220?

>>18026227
>Cracked pavement
>Dried up disgusting beach
What a nasty place

Everyone has sold SDOW and SQQQ, right?

What time do we buy back in?

>>18026233
was waiting for $20-30. SOXL should rebound nicely but it definitely has much more room to drop.

>>18026251
I turned 500 dollars into 7500 with SPY puts, so no it's not.

>>18026267
we should have done this, or something similar, months ago

>>18026297
probably some really incredibly out of the money puts

How many days does Fauci have until he gets fired for understanding reality? I give him 2 weeks

crude oil confirmed for going negative

>>18026312
>>18026312
>>18026312

>>18026312
>>18026312
>>18026312

>>18026312
>>18026312

>>18026312

ABANDON NEW YORK

NUKE NUKE NUKE NUKE

>CRUDE OIL WILL GO NEGATIVE
CRUDE OIL WILL GO NEGATIVE
>CRUDE OIL WILL GO NEGATIVE
CRUDE OIL WILL GO NEGATIVE
>CRUDE OIL WILL GO NEGATIVE
CRUDE OIL WILL GO NEGATIVE

new fresh cut green thread!

>>18026314

>>18026314

>>18026314

>>18026314

>>18026279
>intelsat

y? I thought they were losing their bandwidth due to some law and doomed or something?

>>18026221
lmao didnt knew US had (already) so many cases, its gonna get so much worse for you burgers

>>18025712
If Trump fucks up, a couple months. If he doesn't fuck up, a long ass time, like a 12-18 months minimum, but there will be intermittent periods where the country is running. If Trump pulls off a miracle, like 3 and a half months.

Borders are staying shut until a vaccine is out regardless.

>>18026300
i've watched that webm many times and never noticed that. are you gay by any chance?

>thought I could hang with the big boys
>got spooked by the lines going up and down
>sold at break even
I'm out guys, I failed the test, see you in 6 months when this market makes sense again

Maryland, economy 2nd least effected by Corona crisis, has declared all non-essential businesses must close by 5pm today.

We are not at the bottom, bros.

>dow refuses to go below 3% down
what is this sorcery?

>>18026256
Sell nvda hodl spy

>>18026302
During the next pump, probably whenever congress finally gets their ass in gear and passes the stimulus

>>18026310
trump wants to talk about opening everything back up by next week. expect a lot of friction very soon.

>>18026094
>>18026178

>it literally cant go lower, dear god you have to be retarded to not see this support

Did Cramer say this?

>>18026300
it's winter u fuckin idiot

>>18026304
We need more volatility than what we have now though for it to actually work though right?

>>18026235
Lmao my American Airlines calls are worth 0.02, it was a hedge against puts so it’s not like I’ve lost anything

>>18025752
>Hasn't peaked in English speaking world.
If only you knew how bad it really was.

>>18026328
They have guaranteed government contracts and even if they are bought out it will be by a bigger company which means stocks to us for insane amounts. Furthermore they still have a lot of contracts for putting up additional satellites.

>>18025951
>I
>DESERVE
>A
>QT
>ASIAN
>GF
The first step to making it is knowing what making it looks like, so you're pretty much half way there already, anon. We're all gonna make it.

>>18026332
coom

>>18026063
>>18026347
cramer posts here confirmed

>>18026235
How do I get a JK gf bros?

>>18026088
no

>>18026392
any sauce on any of those? it just keeps going down.

>>18025700
That doesn't make sense to me. Our infrastructure and 99.9% of our workforce is still intact. Once the virus is controlled wouldn't it be business as usual? Or was this the catalyst to tank a paper tiger?

>>18026152
>predates reddit by years

>stop being reddit

>>18025968
If they'd just start arresting and shooting people, this wouldn't happen. As much.

>>18026228
Spreads?

>>18025685
When all you have is a hammer...

Dems bette dab on this gay ass stimulus bill

>>18026425
https://spacenews.com/fccs-9-7-billion-c-band-incentive-hinging-on-intelsat-and-ses-participation/
Was up to 2.11 minutes ago
https://spacenews.com/spacex-to-launch-intelsat-40e-satellite/

>>18026242
>didn't cancel Mardi Gras
No. Literally every executive in this country is the mayor from Jaws.

>>18025611
Very Based

>>18026429

>>18026429
half of businesses will go bankrupt, it will take years if not decades to rebuild

>>18026590
LOL underrated

>>18026042
When oil does rebound the crisis will be over and volatility will crash meaning the price of your calls will crash from the volatility implosion also. Sorry friend not gonna make it.

Banking stocks hit 52 week/5 year lows, my Puts are going down, someone explains please

What you say boys.
Chevron here?
I already got some Shell and Exxon and got slaughtered.
Have some natural gas names that held up pretty well. (CNX, SWN, RRC)
And some that didnt (AR, CHK, OVV)

I'm torn between boosting my oil and gas portfolio and boosting my tech one.
Not really good with tech just have Sony, Activition and Tencent.

>>18027719
You can't go wrong with oil in the long term, just don't buy leveraged ETFs.