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How can I short the Dow?

>Break out the Vegemite sandwiches edition
Good brokers for Aussie stockmarket?

>tfw i have $145 Puts for the QQQ expiring 3/31 because they were the cheapest available
>tfw they may actually get that low
>i may've just turned $500 into 3000 or more

my dick is diamonds

>>18014845
You're about a month late

>>18014895
>le market timer

were at the bottom trust me dood.

how long for my entire RH portfolio to transfer over to my TD Ameritrade account? I got fed up with RH's bullshit. It's been 5 business days I've heard nothing

>>18014942
Big money is made with contrarian moves. Showing up late to anything other than DCAing into the S&P500 for 40 years is a good way to lose money.
The answer is SDOW.

>>18015210
MAYBE it's too late for SDOW, but not for DOG

WHERE YOU AT, BULLS?

>>18015448
Here.

>>18015460
Can someone resize it down please? Too large to see.

What happens to my puts on spy if the govt prints enough cash that spy goes to 5000 against the dollar?

>>18015526
how is this even a question?
>What happens to my puts when spy goes up
Fucking retarded faggot stop wasting air on this planet.

I'm going to buy up TQQQ tomorrow if it hits <$25. Surely we won't be all red all week?

>>18014845
Dow puts. Strike: 10000. Expiry: Sometime next week. You HAVE to hold until expiry.

>>18014867
on the same boat. fingers crossed

So any plans for what yall gonna do with options tomorrow?

>>18015891

>>18015891
Don't do it unless you're fine with losing everything. Those 3x etfs can be wiped out. It will have lost 80% already at that point, but what happens when the market continues to crab? QQq goes up 3, t up 9, q down 3, t down 9. Then it gets rebalanced. In a bear market TQQq becomes SQQq. Look at the long term SQQq.

GIVE ME ONE REASON NOT TO BROS
HOLD ME BACK

>>18017674
Then you have to figure, once you buy and it keeps losing, a 20% loss requires a 25% gain to break even. A 50% loss, 100% gain needed to break even. On days with 10% swings in the underlying means you are losing ground fast. The bulltime will come but you have to be patient.

>>18015891
3xs are known as money destroyers for a reason.