/biz/ - Business & Finance

>futures committing seppuku
>Trump having no idea that Rand or Romney have COVID
>literally just rambling

lmao if we went to war with fucking Venezuela, we would probably lose under this dude

Kill me, Pete

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

cruise lines, airlines, and boeing bailout confirmed

Sounds like he's committed to helping the cruiselines.

>>18010305
>Didn't even limit down
shut the fuck up bobo, green tomorrow

>>18010305
>WE HAVE TWO SISTER SHIPS THEY'RE SO BEAUTIFUL

>Talking about nationalizing

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18010330
Like a true boomer

who else sitting comfy with puts?

>>18010337
it did lol

Do I detect sarcasm there, sir?

>Romney's in isolation? Gee, that's too bad
>We're not a nation of nationalizing business, go ask Venezuela how that works
>I don't want stock buybacks, I may be a Republican but I don't like that
Is this the best presser Trump has done so far?

Fuck this concussed retard and suck my fucking dick /pol/

>>18010337
>Didn't even limit down
Ummm bullkek are you okay???

BULLTARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>18010337
Bruh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What the actual fuck is he talking about?

>DOW like 85 points away from 17k
That's 3k in 3 days.

Can someone explain what the hell he's saying?

>>18010280
lol stock futures hit the limit down circut breaker.

RED MONDAY BOYS
BLOOD IN THE STREETS
https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/stock-futures-hit-limit-down-as-market-waits-for-senate-aid-package-2020-03-22

>The Greater Depression of the 21st century

There's a repo crisis that started last year, pension funds are insolvent, the government is bailing out every industry, dozens of CEOs quit their jobs in anticipation, senators sold millions in February, the unemployment websites are crashing do to load, mass layoffs haven't started, supply chain hit hasn't fully manifested yet (companies will run out of reserve stock soon), quarterly earnings are next month, hmm what else? yes there is a global pandemic.

Oh right, there's a housing bubble, student loan bubble, sub-prime auto loans. What else? OH YEAH. All growth in the market since 2009 has been fucking stock buybacks! OH RIGHT any the fucking pandemic hasn't even slammed the hospitals yet. Do you realize by this time next month the average hospital will be swamped with elderly people who are literally suffocating to death? Picture it, and the media coverage.
We haven't even priced-in all the people who will be drawing out their 401ks to pay for mortgages, rent, and food.

OH yeah, and the food shortages. OH YEAH and the national GUARD is being DEPLOYED because of the very real possibility of riots in the major cities. OH YEAH and there's going to be an Occupy Wall Street 2.0 coming that will be militantly violent with a fully built-up army of anti-Drumpf cattle manipulated by strongest anarcho-communist black block America has even seen (as a reaction to the Alt Right).
Yeah mate this is the bottom for sure... for sure... for sure...

Prepare yourselves for a lost decade.

friendly reminder the tranny raid is still on

>VIX futures, fucking FUTURES, 72.

>>18010280
I got bobos if anyone needs em. Also plenty of pink wojaks.

https://www.memeatlas.com/

>just doing my part.

>>18010340
overton window swinging to the left in real time folks

the reagan era is o v e r

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOWN

can some explain ftse futures to me?

it opened limit down, but now it's trading again?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS RETARD BOOMER SAYING!!!???

HE SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO TALK IF THERE ISNT AN IDLING HELICOPTER RIGHT BEHIND HIM

>>18010379

Happy days are here again!

Wait a sec. Did Donald just say Ford is going to make ventilators?

How the hell are primaries gonna continue if large gatherings are banned that means no rallies and maybe even no voting due to lines and stuff for voting would be banned right now

>>18010361
don't forget the
>AMERICAN
>SUPERCOMPUTERS
>FIGHTING
>THE CHINESE VIRUS

Imagine if our head of state was an engineer instead of a 70-something year old reality TV host

lol

What's trump saying guys?

>>18010379
>Picture it, and the media coverage.
This is how you're going to make your money.

>They're tight in new york
doubt it

well, I suppose the upside to losing all my hard-earned money is 1. I'm not alone and 2. we are going to live to see interesting times where maybe my losses will be the least of it

Can we hope for a crab situation tomorrow at best?

GUYS TRUMP IS GOING TO HELP THE CRUISE LINES! IF YOU DON"T BUY THEM THEN YOUR LITERALLY RETARDED!

if dubs then house dagoth will speak for the bears and the crabs and drive the mongrel bulls from the market

>>18010355
>oh god who WROTE THIS

>>18010330
An industry that evades billions in US taxes will probably get bailed out and nobody will ever be held accountable for it.

>>18010404
you first, cuck

>>18010403
feel like im going senile listening to him

is this what being a boomer is like?

>>18010415

There is danger in thinking the government can do too much. Plenty of socialists were intelligentsia. I'll take a lame duck over a micromanager usually, leave the micromanagement to lower level politicians.

>>18010378
SO close
Very close to being correct

Limits are not circuit breakers. Very different. The market isn’t halted when futures go up or down 5%. They just aren’t allowed to trade outside of the that range.

>>18010361
dont forget
>National Guard deployed
>FEMA camps being built
>USN ships being deployed into LA and NYC harbors
This is peak clownworld

this whole fucking month has been a fucking shitshow
i want to end it pls /biz/

>>18010416
what isn't he saying? he's saying it all

>>18010414
I stopped everything I was doing and came to shitpot here when I heard him say it.

>>18010415
Ngl, Xi makes an impression of a extremely capable individual

i don't understand how this man can be president of the unironic actual united states of america and talk at a fourth grade level

>you know that's a very good question
>we are actually looking at that
>you know I had a call a few days ago

>>18010433
qrd

TRUMP WANTS TO RELEASE ALL NON VIOLENT PRISONERS

>mob kingpins out of prison
Based

>>18010379
You forgot to mention that Putin has decided it's time to kill the petrodollar system.

>>18010409
How hard is it to make a ventilator anyway? It's just an air pump right? Should be able to make a shitload of them if we're not getting jewed by the $70 gauze pad levels of medical equipment costs.

>>18010393

>>18010280
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>18010490
>mfw they accidentally release Ed Kemper

CHYNA
H
Y
N
A

>>18010455
honey its 2020 time for your stock flattening

>>18010450
And don't forget
>Horders, were coming for you

>>18010455

What are you saying anon, we're just getting warmed up here.

I MISSED IT
WHATD HE SAY ABOUT THE CRUISES??!!

Current forex USDJPY
Everything is hilariously on fire and I made a 30% return so far on my forex pips.

whats the play monday if you sold all holdings friday

>>18010465
go back to /g/

There is no coffee here

>>18010509
Would be based

>>18010467
he has the mandate of heaven aura

>>18010515
DYKES
Y
K
E
S

>>18010415
He almost went to UK for doctoral study along with his (then ex-)wife but he decided to stay in China and they divorced amicably.

>80k in puts
Am I gonna make it guys?

He wasn't this incoherent last time.

6K worth of puts ready to rocket me to the moon monday

lol this will only be a small recession tops

omg he's fucking rambling so hard

>FAILED
>FAILED
>FAILED
>FAILED
>FAILED

>some are negative
>some are positive
brilliant

stocks newfag here
is 10k enough to get started, yknow, once the market has finished tanking

>>18010554
-20% tomorrow and market shutdown.

>i wish china would have told us about it 3 months ago
THEY DID

WHY IS ROBINHOOD TAKING SO LONG TO SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ok, Trump memes were fun and all, but we could use a real leader now. Someone whos not fucking senile hopefuly

Looking into letting people vote anywhere? Wonder if that'll effect anything.

>>18010534
>>18010534
Watch chad weekend PUT holders print out unlimited amounts of money. You'll try to jump in at the last minute, only for a small 5% correction upward to happen, which the bears have also planned small puts for. Once that happens you'll sell well to early at a loss, meanwhile Bears will already be onto the next put.

I am very comfy

>>18010473
As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal: on some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

>>18010554
OH NONONONONONONO

>>18010528
see>>18010330

>>18010548
>

>>18010554
TWO BREAKERS CONFIRMED ON MONDAY
FINALLY YASSSSSS

>>18010280
How many suicides are there gonna be tomorrow?

WHERE
THE FUCK
IS FAUCI!!??
IS HE BEING CAUTIOUS SO PENCE DOESNT INFECT HIM??!!

>>18010520
Did he say that?
Who said that?
That’s not something pence would say.

Bounce back like every before -- BUY!!

>>18010567
>rh
oh no no no no

>>18010545
I wish I was you I have a mere 45K

Lmao that guy who went full meme with 20x leverage is going to be a millionare

>>18010554
What a shame.

>>18010567
>using robinhood
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>18010567
You actually dont know how the stocks markets work do you?

>>18010567
LMAO did you just start trading on Friday? It's the weekend retard.

>>18010378
>futures hit limit down
>as market waits for senate aid package
It doesn't sound like the market is waiting for anything
it sounds like the market is getting its money out right the fuck now

>>18010554
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18010563
Unlikely. Certainly going to hit a breaker though.

>>18010554
>utter world changing crisis
>politicians still can't agree to do something that MIGHT make it less bad
Holy shit what retards

>>18010554

>>18010572
your choice is one guy with dementia or another guy with more dementia
pick carefully, America

bros how do I change my robinhood theme from red to green

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>bad things were happening to a certain person in a certain country
>that was the news he opened with
Holy mother of retardation...

>>18010590
The fourth guy said it, I don't know who he was

>whatever the maximum word is, other than death, that happened

>>18010599
Isn't he just gonna make 100% if it goes down 5%?

>she's already been... freed.
freed, from this mortal coil?
why the pause?

>>18010554

>>18010554

So no trumpbux after all? Welp, looks like the boomers' 401ks are going to sponsor my involuntary vacation again.

>>18010562
Dont. Buy ammo, guns,food and medicine

>Dads funeral tomorrow
>Because of lockdown, only 5 people permitted to attend
>started coofing tonight and have a sore throat

Shall I go?

Okay guys im learning so bear with me (haha). As far as I can surmise, the most you can lose on a put is the premium (for example, 650 dollars). If I place a put option and it doesn’t ever fall beneath the stroke price by the expiration, I lose it all. I can’t, however, lose more than the initial investment. Conversely, shorting a stock makes a profit as soon as the stock declines but you can easily lose more than your initial investment. Am I understanding everything correctly?

>>18010634
Dismemberment?

Why are futures down? Senators pozzed >>>> bailouts?

sell my 3/27 SPY and NVDA puts on monday morning or later in the week??

>>18010539
>>18010467
I feel that it's because he is comfortable knowing nothing short of death can take away his power.
Same reason Putin always looks so smug.

>>18010554
WE WONT EVEN BE ABLE TO SELL!!!

>>18010647
cant
not in america yet, can't own guns.

Falun Gong organ harvesting

>>18010660
mama mia..

>>18010621
Put on your nightmare goggles.

>tfw

>>18010644
My job made everyone stay home with full pay.
I'm just sitting here watching the profits roll in as the world around me burns


Anyone else listening to some depression era music to set the fucking mood?

>>18010648
>>Dads funeral tomorrow
>>Because of lockdown, only 5 people permitted to attend
>>started coofing tonight and have a sore throat

Sorry, Anon, if you're not actually fucking with us I actually feel bad for you. Sorry for your loss.

WHERE IS FAUCI?

Now compare that to an address from literally any other president since television and radio.

>>18010648
Go but stand at a distance, explain that you're a coofer. I missed grandma's funeral and I regret that to this day.

>>18010657
Because the fed is saying we could hit 30% unemployment

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18010688
HE'S DEAD JIM

>>18010634
Rape

>>18010657

>>18010660
i wanna put my nvda in her spy

We’re all going to fucking die aren’t we?

>>18010688
Probably fired.
He kept on disagreeing too much with Trump and we all know the president doesn't like that.

>>18010679

>>18010688

No Fauci, only nightmares now

>this is beyond anything that anybody thought possible

>>18010679

>>18010657
Bad outlooks from people that matter and senate failing to pass a fucking package to save the economy

>>18010280
Serious question: is Donald Trump mentally retarded?

God the second trump goes off script shit goes sideways.

>>18010685
>>18010692

Not trolling, I mentioned it a few days ago but its obscene. Its 1 person per pew and we have to have a clear pew between each mourner

*listens to Trump ramble*

We're fucked, aren't we?

>>18010554
THE MARKET IS FUCKED

>>18010681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvENeQoloew

>>18010337
It took 21 minutes to limit down anon

>Nothing like this will hopefully ever happen again.
Yes, hopefully we'll never see a presidency like yours ever again.

>>18010724
Were you really going to rely on the government?
Has history taught you nothing, zoomer?

>>18010679

>>18010651
Yes.

>>18010651
>If I place a put option and it doesn’t ever fall beneath the stroke price by the expiration, I lose it all.
no, only if you hold until expiration. For examplef you buy a put with a strike of $100 one month out while the stock is at $200 but then it falls to $101 the next day you're fucking rich even if it stays flat after that

>>18010688
Social distancing, one of the few who get it

>>18010651
Based punster
>>18010631
The guy in the fleece or the fatter one with the permanent frown?
What an insane thing to say...
>>18010660
Those thighs are shopped. They must be.
>>18010725
I think he just doesn’t want to be near these people who keep claiming to test negative...
>>18010735
He’s. Actually. Retarded.

>>18010735

I think this is worse than a limited nuclear war with just 1 small warhead detonated each and an emergency treaty

>>18010757
dilate faggot

JAPAN OLYMPICS HAVE BEEN POSTPONED TO 2021, OFFICAL ANNOUNCEMENT THIS WEEK
JAPAN OLYMPICS HAVE BEEN POSTPONED TO 2021, OFFICAL ANNOUNCEMENT THIS WEEK
JAPAN OLYMPICS HAVE BEEN POSTPONED TO 2021, OFFICAL ANNOUNCEMENT THIS WEEK
JAPAN OLYMPICS HAVE BEEN POSTPONED TO 2021, OFFICAL ANNOUNCEMENT THIS WEEK

that fema guy has the most crying resting face i ever seen lmao

Buy puts on open or wait?

What the flipping shit is he saying?
Whiskey companies?

>>18010590
>tomboys are more likely to survive this crisis than nonathletic whores
I just keep finding more reasons to joyously celebrate

>>18010414
10,000 hours in photoshop

From the Dow jones news wire:
'The stakes are very high,' says market-structure expert James Angel
The New York Stock Exchange is going all-electronic on Monday, marking the first time that the centuries-old exchange will operate in regular hours without its legion of trusted flesh-and-blood floor traders.
"It's unprecedented, it's never happened before," said one NYSE official who declined to be identified because they weren't authorized to publicly talk about the exchange's operations. "Our markets have never been open while our trading floor's not open."
James Angel , professor at Georgetown University and an expert in market structure, told MarketWatch on Sunday that the stakes for the NYSE are "very high."
To put things into perspective, the NYSE traces its origins back to May 16, 1792 , and in 1817 the New York Stock Exchange Board was formed. And over those past 228 years, the NYSE has never operated without a group of traders functioning as the anchor to the U.S.'s biggest trading platform by market share. The NYSE has shut on a number of other occasions, most recently in 2012 during superstorm Sandy.
"In previous closures, the entire market was closed," said Angel. "This will be the first time the NYSE classic will be operating purely electronic," he said.
"The stakes are very high because the NYSE has always been in the crosshairs of the media and the slightest misstep they make will be seen by millions of people," the Georgetown professor explained.

Not even in times of existential crisis can political creatures come together. What a shame.

>>18010493
>How hard is it to make a ventilator anyway? It's just an air pump right?

I don't think people even here realize how bad it's going to be until mass manufacturing of a vaccine happens. We're 6 to 18 months away. This won't stop until people are literally getting shot in the streets and mobs are hanging whoever they feel like from trees.

>>18010599
>leverage
I got a short x20 leverage on the dow Jones. But only bought 700€ worth...

>>18010583
Also Donald just suggested they're looking at using vacant cruise ships to deliver supplies.

>>18010757
Lame

>>18010746
>Not trolling, I mentioned it a few days ago but its obscene. Its 1 person per pew and we have to have a clear pew between each mourner

Go, Anon, be there for him. You need it more than you know.

>>18010635
Which exchange did he do that with? I dont see the option on fidelity or robinhood to leverage options

>>18010775
>Those thighs are shopped. They must be.
>posts a anime

you gay

>Nuclear war
"Everyone must remain in their bunker for 3 - 6 months until radiation falls

>This
Everyone must remain indoors for 3-6 months until the virus passes

>>18010785
Tokyo is getting hot as fuck in summer anyways.

>>18010775
>The guy in the fleece or the fatter one with the permanent frown?
The one who isn't on screen right now

>>18010785
OH FUCK OH SHIT FUCK YES KEEP BURNING THE WORLD DOWN SO I CAN MAKE IT

>>18010280
AAAAAAAAA WTF TRUMP I WASNT DONE SETTING UP MY SHORTSSSSSS!!!!! WHY COULDNT YOU WAIT UNTIL MONDAY FOR THIS ANNOUCEMENT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18010794
>mfw repopulating the earth with athletic girls

>>18010280
Just woke up. Give me QRD on futures and trump speech.

>>18010785
Source?

>>18010785
>>18010841
Fake news, it's only being considered

>>18010782
seethe and cope retard

>>18010844
Sad, you're basically a bulltard now

>>18010797
TLDR

>>18010792
Who's hyped for Jack Daniels hand sanitizer?

>>18010785
FIRST TIME OLYMPICS CANCELLED SINCE WW2

Congress fails to pass emergency stimulus! It's all fucking over! Its fucking over man! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

>>18010844
>>18010867
Wut?

>>18010822
is covfefe good for you

>>18010772
Interesting ok, so I can still benefit from a put even if it doesn’t fall beneath the strike price? (In your case it never reaches 100)

>>18010785
Got a source?

>>18010853

He's got a good point.
Why test it anyway?

He's 10x more incoherent and rambling than usual.
If he has nothing to say he shouldn't have these god damn speeches. Just let some official talk about the numbers and that's it.

>>18010853
Futures instantly hit a circuit breaker, everything is fucked up. Tomorrow deep red.
Trump is rambling about who knows what.

>>18010809
Anon that sounds glorious, every politician needs to swing from a tree, in Minecraft

>>18010844
>he didn't expect this and buy his puts friday

lmao

see >>18010547

>'Why test when we have human guinea pigs?'

God fucking dammit Trump

>>18010853
It's fucked

>>18010648
Go anon, he is your father. Sorry for your loss bro. :(

>HE DIDNT LISTEN TO WEEDBRAHSKI
KEK

Imagine being Donald J. Trump right now

>>18010853
hope you are all in SDOW and Romney got btfo

>>18010425
Hope we don't hit the third circuit breaker

>>18010797
It wouldn't be strange if something went wrong in such an UNPRECEDENTED CASE and the market was, say, halted 5 minutes in for the rest of the week. Would be a great shame but totally understandable

>>18010879
We hit -20% on open and trading halted for the rest of the day

>>18010853
Futures hit the limit down very quickly.
Shit's hitting the fan.

There are words coming out but they don't seem to mean anything

>>18010916
>cute.jpg
what the fuck is wrong with you

Alright we all know tomorrow is probably 2 or 3 circuit breakers but whats more important is, should we load up on TQQQ/UPRO for Tuesday or is it too risky now.

>>18010912
>Imagine being Donald J. Trump right now

Donald J. Hoover

>>18010879
Honestly one of the few times I'm happy that Congress is so incompetent. They couldn't pass gas if they ate a bowl of beans.

INJECT PEOPLE WITH DEADLY DRUGS INSTEAD OF GUINEA PIGS, WHAT COULD GO WRONG

>>18010337
>bullkuk has disassociate from reality

>>18010927
Dow goes to 0 at the open before they can hit the breaker.

>>18010876
Remember when London said they'll host it instead of Tokyo?

>>18010947
heh, good one dad..

>>18010392
>left

>>18010487
Bill Barr won't like that.

>>18010947
>Honestly one of the few times I'm happy that Congress is so incompetent. They couldn't pass gas if they ate a bowl of beans.

kek!

UPSET WITH CHINAAA
>ITS OVER

>>18010348
REEEEEEE I WAS LOADING UP ON THEM!!! I ONLY GOT 1 IN ONE FRIDAY. BEST I COULDVE DONE WAS 3, STILL WAITING ON MY FUNDS BEING TRANSFERRED IN AHHHHHHHH!!!!

>>18010545
Reeeee I was waiting for thousands to transfer in!!! Best i did was like $300 in a single put. Coulda done $2k on Friday but pussied out, but had intent for Monday. TRUMP WHY DIDNT YOU WAIT TILL MONEY CLOSE TO ANNOUNCE THIS!!!! IVE BEEN PRICED OUT!!!

Fuck China

The room just got deathly quiet.

What does releasing prisoners even accomplish? Makes sure they get the virus and die?

>>18010975
Good friends with china

>>18010797
I thought market makers have to be present in person on the floor?

WTF!! What the ACTUAL fuck!!

Did he just SERIOUSLY say the Chinese didn't tell us?!!?

>>18010975
Red Monday all but confirmed

>>18010944
I'm wondering that too, every tuesday for the last month has been green, but were also heading into uncharted territories here, I don't know how many more bounces there will be on the way down

>>18010998
To start riots

gay black man

>>18011002
It was a Pompeo line. Trump is just repeating it

This retard is going to start a world war over the stock market

>NOOOOOOOOO MY ECONOMYRINO Y IS CHINA HELPING IRAN WITH AID STOP GOING RED JEROME PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE I NEED MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLYOMENT JARED I NEED BIBI-SAMA TO GIVE ME THE CURE

>i wish they would have told us about this earlier
>they did tell us about it earlier
Is this guy for real?

>>18010992
And his face lost all expression

>>18010992
I'm setting some pips on my forex account and monitoring the changes in the oil prices.
Pretty much everything is shutting down real quick because of the limit down though.

>>18010958
>a herpes drug from the 1920s might be used on people
>WTF DRUMPF STOP TREATING HUMANS LIKE GUINEA PIGS

>>18011002
he's a confused old man
don't be so judgemental

>WTF NOT THE BROWNERINOS, NOT THE UNDOCUMENTARINOS, WILL THEY GET KICKED OUT????
fucking journalists

>>18010782
>>18010817
Trumptards COPE

>>18010794
Kek I just found the image on a Lithuanian chan last night, don’t know the source but it looks like you do. Got I wish I had an athletic childhood friend tomboy gf.

>>18010815
Thanks. Just rewound:
>the cruise lines, we can’t let them go down, they were just setting records
>very important to Florida, lots of workers important to America, lots of jobs FOR THE WORLD actually but for America
He knows it. This will be THE most corrupt bailout but it’s going to happen. Florida business community is too important to him. They probably golf a lot at mar a lago.

>>18010824
This post is nonsense. You should probably Kys or find a board that fits you better.

>>18010343
based

IS IT TOO LATE TO BUY PUTS ON MONDAY OR HAVE I BEEN PRICED OUT!?

>>18010992
What did I miss?

God damn I wish I had taken a bearish position in February instead of a two weeks ago i'd be incredibly rich now

Is it just me or does trump look like he's starting to sweat

Listening back to Trump taking questions, he's actually way more cogent today than he was even a few days ago.

>>18011030
Imagine he does

>>18010947
Why wouldn't the Dems pass the Neetbux bill?

now that 2 circuit breakers have been confirmed, what are your thoughts on tuesday?

>Allowing illegals to steal scarce testing resources

There goes my vote.

>>18011040
I hope we kick out all the illegals damn
wasn't trump supposed to do that already? it's been four (4) years

>>18011038
Chloroquine has 4% suicide rate. That's larger than coronavirus death rate.

>>18010577
can someone do this one with a pink wojak inside

>>18010916
Fucking ish

>>18010890
>>18010905
>>18010901
>>18010938
Very good bobros. tomorrow we shall fund our retirements at the cost of the boomers.

>>18011010
There is going to be a bounce, either Tuesday or Wednesday. Thursday is improbable because unemployment numbers are going to be released then. IF they pass a vote, then maybe Tuesday

>elect reality tv star
>it goes terribly wrong
ah yes...

>>18011055
Same and checked

>>18011069
a nasty bull trap

>>18011074
NO FUCKING WAY HE SAID THAT HAHAHAHA

>>18011069
Rope for the politicians

>>18011066
Because it'd be good for Trump politically and they want Americans to suffer

JUST UNTHINKABLE

WE CANT LET THE CRUISES GO OUT OF BUSINESSES

MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF JOBS, FOR THE WORLD BUT ALSO OUR COUNTY

>>18011047
the IV is crazy. I dont know how anons are buying them

>>18011051
Trump throwing shade at china

FLY ME TO THE MOON

>futures going to hit breakers
>Monday morning breakers will be tripped at open

Aussie market down 8% 10 minutes after open

>>18011066
I don't know if their argument changed, but Pelosi originally opposed it because she wanted people to prove they aren't rich before they get it. As opposed to just giving every american 1-2k without verifying their income.

OKAY THIS IS GAY CAN WE JUST TAKE THE GUILLOTINES OUT AND KILL EVERY POLITICIAN

I hurt myself... today

>>18011031
Saved.
But they don’t have the cure. No one does.

>if you dont have symptoms you dont need a test.

>>18011112
well done bear bro, tendies shall rain monday

>>18011069
Bull trap propped up by congress promising to get its shit together, which will then be crushed by thursday's job report

>>18011087
that's right, drumpf personally released coronavirus

>>18011109
ah...nothing new

>>18011101
Fuck off you cruise cuck

>>18011086
Thanks, I guess I'll carry on with my puts, and maybe make some hedges

>>18011115
>tfw the line for Centerlink/welfare is now out the door and out into the street

>>18011153
he personally fucked the response

If all three breakers get tripped at open, the market is basically closed in freefall for the day, right?

>>18011146
good positions, in theory. good luck getting robinhood to close your positions before expiration though

What should I do with these SPY puts tomorrow?

>>18011159
I’m quoting the president, you asshole.

This is going to be the most corrupt nonsense bailout.

>>18011134
Gotta keep the numbers down anon, they would much rather you died quietly in your house right now than having to add another one to the counter.

A few european countries are doing the same, they prefer not to know how many are infected exactly just so mass panic doesnt set in because the numbers would be high as FUCK.

>>18010887
yes, and it is important to understand this: If you buy an option it loses value every day due to theta. The amount lost is very small when it's far from expiry and very big when it's close.

PELOSI IS GOING TO INTRODUCE HER OWN BILL FROM THE HOUSE???????????????????????

>>18011176
it means -20% lock for the day because the stock market is closed for the rest of the day

>I didn't handle it so well either
hold up

>>18011176
Yes. Third breaker is close for the remainder of the trading day.

>>18011176
yes

New thread:

>>18011191
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>>18011191

>>18011172
is that why his approval numbers continue to rise through this crisis?

>>18011176
It means it is frozen at -20%

>>18011176
Just google how circuit breakers work tard. Even the media has been covering all week.

>>18011165
americans are so fucking retarded

>>18011176
No because that would defeat the point of the level 3 breaker. Everything shuts down at -20% S&P 500

>>18011165
the worst part of this video is that really old woman just trying to get one bag. this is fucking ridiculous, we NEED martial law now

>>18011153
I shit you not OANN (Qtard media) is literally pushing a conspiracy theory that Fauci personally funded the virus and spread it from a lab in North Carolina to China and Italy to destroy the Trump economy.

>>18010822

sauce?

If the three breakers happen and market is suspended for the day, would after-market and such still function? I feel like a lot of people could make a fortune buying shit after the market closed at -20% if thats the case while most people wouldnt have access

>>18010392
>left

>>18011205
the breakers haven't been in place that long, have we ever had a situation where the 3rd breaker was even tripped or will this be the first?

>>18011206
>implying your average american knows what the proper response should have been

>>18011206
Retard shill
>>18011227
Fuckkng hell
New media was a mistake

>>18011206
>we all might be dying of plague, but look at these approval numbers!

>>18011211
that's Australia
but you aren't wrong about Americans

>>18011184
Hold until job report is released. It's going to be a massacre. At least that's what I'm doing with my puts

>>18011270

>>18010379
I can already see the famous biz pink fields and A-spam in front of me in their full glory

>>18010379
Not to mention the war between Russia and Saudi Arabia over oil. Shit is going down.

>>18011206
the thing i fucking hate about you magatards is that you just refuse to admit that he can make a mistake. Get his dick out of your mouth and fucking admit once that he's not perfect. He makes mistakes and has made a big one with Corona-Chan

Can't wait to get rich

>it's very hard for rich people to run for office

>>18011409
What an idiot

>>18011390
lol you'll probably double or triple your money, which is great, but don't expect anything crazy.

my advice is to withdrawl your money everytime you double up. once you hit 4k, move 2 out, double up to 4k, move 2 out again, etc. don't be stupid and take profit.

It's great hearing Trump talk about how he bought his job. Not how voters got him there.

>>18010998
Prisons are a good place to spread infectious diseases.

>>18011491
Withdraw as in sell my puts right?

>>18010998
Prisons are just big incubation chambers. You literally cannot institute social distancing inside of them.

>>18010554

>Donate blood.
What the fuck was that

>>18011122
Fuck her. I want my 2400 damnit! All they gotta do is look at my damn tax return. That's how they'd get the direct deposit information to send the money anyway.

DIS @ 50 for monday right?

Whats the plan for Monday? Calls or Puts?

>>18011545
Your investment account isn't FDIC insured, so if your bank gets shitcanned you lose your investment account's balance, this as opposed to your regular account which is FDIC insured.

>>18010648
Absolutely grim

>>18010567
Robinhood ahahahahha you're fucked

>>18011178
Ive done it quite literally for a month now, i will have 0 trouble friend.