/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17998477
who dis new phone

>>17998477
1.) Don't Pay

2.) Flush a bag of cement down the toilet (On leaving day)

3.) Split open a live pig in the living room

>>17998477
Or just sublet it to some random whores (Literal)

>>17998509
>3.) Split open a live pig in the living room
Brutal

>>17998477
however stupid it may sound, it might actually work.
In Copenhagen there is a semi-autonomous area called Christania. Originally some military barracks, put wasn't in use at the time, a bunch of hippies began occupying the buildings, was thrown out at first, but kept coming back. Eventually the government caved and just let them be.. it's been 50 years, free houses, no property tax.

>>17998477
Enjoy losing even more. Why don't you idiots just buy some Bidesk exchange token and wait for staking in Q2? It's like you hate money and buying other's fear.

>>17998477
Maybe brush up on those squatter laws

>>17998477
>He doesn't own a house
lol what a fag

No, i like my landlord and he charges me 30% less than he could relative to market average.

>>17998618
>He actually paid money for a house to live in it
lol what a fag

Evictions won't go through courts until after the lockdown is lifted.

Many landlords won't get rent until well after the lockdown is lifted. Unless trumpbux are actually real lmao

Many mortages on rental properties won't get paid until even after that. The landlords that are using their tenates to pay their mortgages are going to get fucked hard, unless the federal government freezes mortgages payments.

What a ride

>>17998677
They probably won't freeze mortgages for properties that aren't principal residences.
Prepare for foreclosure cheapies.

>>17998618
>he thinks ownership is even a thing since the '30s

Everyone out of work is going to get at least 6 weeks of full pay unemployment. On top of the 1-1.2k everyone is getting.

The only reason to not pay rent is if
A.)Your landlord is a piece of shit who doesn't maintain the property
B.) You're gonna use your free money+savings to make a down payment on a house, in which case fuck the rent and put that money toward the house.

>>17998477
What we do in south Africa if our black tenants don't pay, we hire a Nigerian to move into the same place. Nigerians are basically the niggers of niggers. If you want to fuck your landlord off just get a Nigerian to illegally move in when you leave. Nothing worse.

>>17998576
Same thing in spain

>>17998754
How about keeping the money you would use for rent for literally anything else? Seems like a good reason to me.

>>17998804
Because if you plan to stay in your current place, and you have enough gibs to pay rent, why would you strain your relationship with your landlord?

Personally I think landlords are the lowest of scum who contribute nothing to society and profit off the backs real working citizens who are only renting because faggots like your landlord caused the cost of housing to increase by 10x in the last 50 years while the average wage has increased only ~5x.

But I have a landlord and my life is easier if I don't antagonize him uneccesarily.

>>17998477
Real question. I'm in a foreign country that I don't plan on returning to. I could tell my land lord, "yeah I'll be good for it once the pandemic is over", then just leave the country like I was gonna do anyway. Should I do this?

Great plan OP but what happens when in 3 months time you owe 3x rent?

Disgusting renting scum

>>17998875
My landlord is a cunt, always hovering around, spying, real passive aggressive. The property management company lady is a nasty cunt too, made a bunch of snide comments about holding a renewal of a lease over my head, I'm glad to fuck them over. No relation to ruin. Was planning on moving soon anyways. Only concern is my credit but everyone will have these issues on their record soon.

>>17998898
Let the courts try to sort it out and get a judgement.

>>17998895
Yes, why not?

>>17998898
>3 months
This shit is lasting a year easy

>>17998898
You flush a bag of concrete down the toilet
You shit and push it down the sinks and drains
you kill a pig live on moving day and split it open in the living room creating a alter to satan.
If you live in a wooden house you release termites into walls before you leave.
If there is carpet you release flees into the carpet.
If there is a lawn you pour petrol onto the grass and on the flowers.
Put poster of cute anime girls on the walls with razerblades beneath the edges smeared in your shit so when the landlord tries to take them down he does injured and hopefully infected.

War on landlord parasite class when?

>>17998477
Fuck you chapofag

>ITT a bunch of loser druggies and alcoholics discuss their anarchical tendencies because of their poor life decisions and lack of accountability

>>17998912
more r/chapotraphouse raid spam, this was top of their list a few days ago.

move along, nothing to see here but a bunch of delusional historical reenactors thinking gommunisms has a chance after it being the worst performing investment of the 20th century LMAAAOOOOOOO

>>17998509
Lmao

>>17998933
What a rich fantasy life you must lead, you numpty

>>17998782
fuck i wish i could get paid to move into a house

I may just be cool with the landlady. She always leaves me alone, I always pay on time. Repairs and concerns are answered promptly (she replaced my broken fridge within a day).
However, she does impose the max rent increase legally allowed every year. But I have a trump card on her: every single rent increase notification has been illegally served to me.

>>17999021
>every single rent increase notification has been illegally served to me.

Explain

>>17999072
In my state, texts and emails are not sufficient forms of delivering rent increases.
Not sure how it would hold up since I signed off on all of them and paid in full

>>17998477
>hold them at gunpoint and call the cops

Lmao, yeah this is totally great advice that won't backfire.

>>17999117
>I signed off on all of them and paid in full

Your LandPerson(tm) can afford better lawyers than you so good luck.

>>17998618
>""own"" a house
>stop paying land taxes
>the house that you ""own"" gets taken away

>>17998933
seriously? most of these just inflict pain on the people who move in after you

>>17998477
If you live in a double story unit just take a cow upstairs. They can only walk up stairs and can't walk down. It usually takes a crane to get them out.

>>17999325
or put a mattress in the swimming pool

>>17998509
>1.) Don't Pay
Your choice but you'll legally owe the money no matter where you go.
>2.) Flush a bag of cement down the toilet (On leaving day)
You don't get your deposit back and they'll probably slap you with more charges.
>3.) Split open a live pig in the living room
Ok just dumb.

>>17998477

yes of course; there's no alternative. Either this whole pandemic stops in a few months and you will have to pay up. And if it doesn't stop, landlords will send people to your house to come and break your bones while evicting you the old school way. My own situation is quite comfy, 500 EUR rent at parents, while everything else is being taken care off for me, what the fuck am I even doing in this thread.

>>17999399
>paying rent to your parents

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>17999362
Seething landlord detected

>>17998509
based

>>18000611
No, i'm just not a commie who doesn't want people to own things.

>>17998477
>mortgage
>landlords admitting they are overleveraged speculators who are about to get rekt

You get what you fucking deserve.

No one listen to OP’s advice. He’s just a malicious actor gunna get you evicted

>>17998477
Are you to retared to save up $50k and buy your own appartment? Fuck off FRFREFREEE I WANT FREEE SHIT cockroach

>Nigerians are basically the niggers of niggers.

Would it be possible to renegotiate your rent price if the landlord is desperate to get the money since $400 now might be better than $600 2 months from now? Tell your landlord something like how you lost your job and can only afford to pay like 70% of the rent currently. They can't evict you so they are either gonna accept the offer or wait until it's all over which is probably gonna take some months plus the hassle of evicting someone is not worth the extra couple of hundred bucks.

>>17998477
Release a bunch of pharao ants and they have enjoyed their property for the longest time.

>>17998509
>I EXPECT WHATS DUE TO ME TO BE PAID....BUT I DON"T EXTEND MY OBLIGATIONS TO OTHERS
shalom

>>17998509
>2.) Flush a bag of cement down the toilet (On leaving day)
is there a way to do this without them catching you?

>>17999163
Don't be so sure. Errors of procedure can be a big deal. Depends on jurisdiction/local laws too, so it's not easy to tell right away.

>>18000807
It really depends. The more corporate and large the entity you are renting from, the less likely you will be able to negotiate, unless market rental rates are in fact going down. If you are with a smaller firm or mom and pop, that is well capitalized and you've been a good tenant, there is a good chance they will work to keep you on through a rough patch. You dont want an eviction on your record if you plan on renting again in the next 7 years and you dont want to live in the ghetto. Better to just tell them you are broke, need to leave your contract early, and move out voluntarily.
Im a small scale landlord, i build out my apartments so they are way above average in amenities, and then chage 20% below market rent, and mostly dont raise rents yearly. Ive worked to keep tenants on in the past, but at the end of the day, demand for my apartments is extremely high, and i have a literal waiting list of prospective tenants. If your landlord sucks, by all means leave, but dont shoot yourself in the foot to the possibility of finding a good one if you have an eviction on your record.

>>17998477
Fuck some land lords. I would leave this up to discretion. If your service has been shit, DO NOT PAY THEM. I have seen a few responsive landlords, but mainly pieces of shit. Don't pay if you don't have to. Make them hurt a bit during this.

My one friend rented a house near his Uni where the landlord was a total piece of shit. Slow with fixing everything, the place was in a bad neighborhood, the door lock didn't work for a while. Some nigger at some point even got in through the door (because nigger landlord didn't fix yet) and was about to take my friend's stuff but then my friend's roommate saw him creeping around the house when he got home and the nigger ran out.

There was tons of other problems. The Landlord was so fat that you had to go to his BEDROOM if you wanted to see him. You literally had to make an appointment, go to his apartment building (much nicer than the places he owned and rented out), then some negro would take you to his room and you would talk to this fat nigger while he laid in his bed.

My friend and his roommates pissed all over the house and broke a bunch of shit and left trash everywhere on the last night before the lease ended. The fat nigger threatened to sue them for the cleaning bills/repair, but they said to him if any court heard how shitty his place was they would probably shut him down. He didn't do anything after that, because he knew it was true.

>>17998477
Cant evict if the govt says rent cant add up fuck landlords

>>17998895
Yeah I wouldn't worry about it,if anything happens to credit just talk to credit bureau and work out a deal for way cheaper

>ITT: niggers

>>17998509
I'm curious, what exactly is the legal situation for lasting "smell damage"? I imagine it's hard to prove or quantify.

>>18000892
Probably by putting very very little in at a time. But wherever the cement hardens will likely be in pretty close proximity to your apt. So if you went out like a jackass, they’d probably assume it was you

>>17999325
>takes a crane to get them out
That phrase...

>>17998509
lold

My lease is ending this month. I had agreed to pay a 2 months penalty for breaking it early. They have it writing. What are the chances I can simply not pay and get away with it? Additional info: this landlord was a scum.

>>17998618
ok boomer

if you damaged something presumably they would just leave it as is and the next person renting would have to live with it

>>17998509
ok ahkmed

>>17999008
landlord scum shitting its pants detected

>>17998509
kek

>>18003023
None. He’ll sue you and get it eventually.

Rip shithead

>>17998637
i want to be like that landlord when i make it, sure i would like to make some change on the side, and try to help another young fella save some money too while at it

>>17998509
KEK

>>17998637
I let my tenants skip this months rent except they have to pay utilities, I might even let them do this next month too. I dont have to pay a mortgage or anything and I still work so its ok, some of my tenants are literally on unpaid leave and situation isnt great for anyone.

>>18003631
Good guy

>>17998576
Similar things in the Netherlands happened, but marines in their free time kept beating them up until they finally left.

>Slowly inject water into the walls
In a year they will have ravaging mold problems.

>>17999325
>If you live in a double story unit just take a cow upstairs. They can only walk up stairs and can't walk down.
TOP KEK

>>17998477
>temporary
Sweet summer child, he doesn't know yet

>>18003631
Good on you man!

I hope your tenants appreciate what you are doing for them.

>>18003835
You're just fucking with the health of the next tenant though. It's not like they live there themselves.

>>18003885
They are long term tenants (soon gonna be two years) and I havent had any problems since they moved in, I mean who knows maybe they hate me, but they havent caused any problems.

>>17998509
>Flush a bag of cement down the toilet (On leaving day)
they'll take you to court for damages. Yes, they will get your check garnished.

>>17998477
If enough people don't pay that will put pressure on the govt to fork over cash payments.

Even if you can pay rent the smart move is to withhold it until helicopter money is sent out.

>>17998490
underrated

>>17998509
>Flush a bag of cement down the toilet (On leaving day)
god damn

A classic Fuck-the-Landlord move is to buy concentrated animal piss - they have it at pet stores and it is used for training them. Obviously it is horrible - stick it in a public area.

>>18000806
They are the most based, you fucking kite

>>17998477
considering how overleveraged some landowning entities are if enough people tried this you could actually see massive defaults and might even snatch up your own unit on the cheap

if you want to fuck with your landlord you have to do damages that aren't immediatly visible so they can't sue you for damages
i have said it before in these threads: drill a small hole in the wall and over the course of 3 months slowly feed water into it: double damage against either wood construction or if injected into isolation wall, so before you leave patch up the hole with putty and paint
months after you leave the damage shows up and no new renters will come live in a moldy room, so the owner gets rekt in either taking on the worst of ghetto scum as renters or has to pay very expensive repairs

that being said my current landlord is pretty chill and offers a good deal on rent so i prefer to stack up shitcoins rather than doing a downpayment so i'll stay on good terms

>>17998509
Dont just pur cement down your toilet, you'll never get your deposit back.

1.Turn off the water valve below the toile
2. Remove the back of the toilet it's really easy
3. Remove the 2 bolts underneath those plastic tops at the base of the toilet.
4. Remove the toilet from its resting place. There will be a wax seal between the toilet and floor, use gloves and place in bag.
5. Steal quickcrete,cuz ur broke
6. Mix to a runny consistency and pour down the big ass hole.
7. Put toilet together and turn on water valve ,dont flush

Ypu can also run the water heater of water and leave turned on. Destroying the heater.

Pee on the carpets

Electrical issues are big time money for renters to fix, so move around some circuit breakers, could burn the house down after.you leave. Insurance is shit for landlords so itll fuck them over big time.

A couple holes through the roof isn't a bad idea either

>>18005499
stfu faggot, stop encouraging literal lowlifes

>>18005499
toilet shit won't work I check toilet, sink, tub seals to see if they've been fucked with during walkthroughs

I always wondered why the Asians in Vancouver left their foreign investment homes empty. Now I understand. You pieces of shit don’t even deserve to live on the street.

>>17999163
Cost of settlement vs cost of fighting in court. Give them the lesser of the two and you may be in a position for extra cash flow.

Just let them evict everyone.
Then everyone that's evicted forms a lynch mob.
Then you eat the landlord.

>>18003631
>>18003811
>>18003885
That's considered a good deed, now? Fucking really? It's the lowest expectation of you as a human to not exploit people in a dire situatuon.

The kites really did in your heads

>>17998966
They infect everything they touch and think we can't see through it. Idiots trying to ruin everything and just make themselves look dumber

>>18006045

charging rent is not exploitation, entitled child.

>>18006045

Of course it's a good fucking deed. Not taking rent is basically like he's going into his wallet, taking out hundreds of dollars and handing it over to people he doesn't have much, if any, of a personal connection with.

The only thing worse than people who are greedy and ungenerous are people who shit on others for being generous complaining they don't go far enough. I bet you're one of those left wing NEETs who criticizes rich people for giving $5m to charity when they could have gave $10m. Get fucked.

>>17998509
hello? based department? i'd like to report an incident.

>>17998509

>3.) Split open a live pig in the living room

Landlords are scum but don’t you think they at least deserve trials before they’re killed?

>>18006259
Jesus Christ literally said the poor person giving all their pennies was better than a rich person giving half their wealth. Enjoy hell.

>>18006199
Yes it is.
Rent seeking is a vile practice that undermines the basis of capitalism itself.

Where to buy termites? Asking for a friend...

>>18006199
Yes it is.

I'm paying a dime anymore

>>17998509
1) You'll get evicted as soon as it's feasible. You will lose all your shit, sued, and pay garnishment on future wage. You will likely not be able to rent again.
2) Not only will you fuck up the local plumbing, you'll fuck up that of the city. See above, except the city is after your ass too.
3) See #1. Assuming you can afford a live pig.

1. don't pay
2. block all contact
3. courts won't hear case
4. when courts open backlog will take years
5. nobody to serve eviction
6. police won't enforce eviction
7. put note on door saying you are positive for virus
8. get comfy for 1.5+ years of free rent

>>18006348
Then make an offer to buy the property or fuck off and not sign the contract (rental agreement).

>>18006399
>t. seething landlord

Don't flush anything down the toilet or kill any pigs.

Just wrap dry ice around the pipes before you move out and flood the place. Your slumlord will never be able to prove you caused it

>>18006416
this. renters are starting to wake up and realize their collective power. get fucked, landlords.

>>18006399
nobody cares faggot

1. don't pay
2. ignore all contact
3. when they arrive at your door stab them and close the door

lawfag here

I cannot wait to sue some scumbag tenants into oblivion as they shid and cry in front of the Honorable Boomer, Circuit Judge in and for [insert state here].

Most of those leases entitle the landlord to attorneys fees so I can buy more stink links

>>18005499
>Pee on the carpets
kek

>>18005499
based

>>18006259
>calling out kites
>left wing
Irredeemable retard. He didn't do charity you moron, he just didn't exploit them in a dire time.

It's like saying he's a great person for not taking the rest of a poor mans money, not what you said. People like you deserve the rope.

>>18006045
Is it bad deed now, really? What the fuck is wrong with you, of course its good deed. The situation is bad so live for free in my apartment, if this isnt a good deed I dont what is

>>17998509
See pic

>>18006538
>take case on contingency because boomer has no money from overleveraging themselves on properties
>case goes forward
>gibsgoblin tenant lost 3 gibsgrannies to wuflu
>big tears
>judge thinks they need a break
>boomniggers btfo
>lawniggers btfo

>>17998477
>be me, laid off as of last week
>text landlord the situation, ask for possible deferment
>renting a double-wide, landlord has definitely paid off mortgage/taxes already (bare minimum maintenance)
>"oh I'm sorry to hear about that anon, but I'm afraid I can't do that. Be sure to let me know if you're gonna leave in the next 30 days!"
So how do I fuck with this scumbag without getting charges pressed against me?

>>18006538
Based. All these commie fucks telling people to destroy property for petty childish reasons can and will enjoy a hefty civil judgement against them.

>>18000611
>evicted homeless man before being arrested for public drunkenness before being thrown back on the streets to repeat the cycle next monday

>>18006685
It's not his fault you have no savings and no plan for paying him the rent you owe. The level of entitlement in this thread is off the fucking charts. No the universe doesn't owe you shit for just existing, especially in a crisis.

>>18005744
No you don't, enjoy having subtle sabotage done to your apartment by angry evictees.
Also lads don't forget weedbombs: gather the seeds of the most infrastructure damaging weeds, put in a ball of soil and huck it into your property; by the time they figure out they have an infestation the house is probably already a write off.

>>18006746
It does actually owe me a place to shelter in a crisis and you're a faggot.

>>18006611
you don't know what is because the kikes have fucked your brain up so bad. sad.

>>17998509
>>18005499
wait people actually do this shit? lmao

pic related

https://www.mrlandlord.com/landlordforum/display.php?id=13708513

>>18006611
It is expected of you as a human being given the GLOBAL situation. It is a neutral deed, but like most you'd expect a medal.

>>18006769
>It does actually owe me a place to shelter in a crisis
sounds like you need a free helicopter ride

>>18006746
YOU are the entitled piece of shit you homo slurp

>>18006416
actually good advice.

most important is to cut off contact. idiots think notifying them and negotiating is smart but all it does is establish a written record of your intent to not pay.

by law they can't just lock you out if you haven't paid. they have an entire procedure to go through and it's extremely onerous in major leftwing cities.

just stop paying and don't say shit to anyone, continue living your life as though rent were paid.

>>18006798
and it sounds like you need a guillotine. seethe harder babyy

>>18006798
>you need help during a worldwide crisis? heh, you deserve to die from falling from a helicopter.

>>18006538

>contingency
I charge $500 an hour for shitigation that is not personal injury or first party work poormo

I get paid no matter what. It just costs the landlord nothing if they can collect from the tenant because of the attorneys fees provision.

>judge things they need a break
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pay up noland wagie

>>18006798
>NOOOO I DESERVE TO GET FREE MONEY FOR USING MY DADDY' S MONEY TO BUY THINGS
seetheing and coping

>>18006820
based. very true. thanks for the advice

>>18006746
>the universe doesn't owe you shit just for existing
Maybe if we were neanderthals, retard, but in the 21st century we have the resources to "owe" people guaranteed shelter when lives are on the line

>>18006834
nobody cares about your shitty law practice. and wtf are you doing calling others wagie, you dumb law wagie

Whoops, meant to reply to this and not my own post. I am too buy copying and pasting defendants names into my standard form to sue them for being deadbeats

>>18006643
>>18006834

>>17999325
Good idea, I'll stop by the store and get a cow later. Once their in my trunk, they can get out of that, right?

>>18006871

Pay up wagie--we know where you live. Or the sheriff will show up and serve you some papers and interrogatories to find your bank and crypto accounts

>>18006770
I am fascist and national socialist, according to my beliefs, it is a good deed to help the man out in crisis.

>>18006791
I am not expecting anything, I even called the guy myself because I knew he would go unpaid and I also know he is a nice guy and would probably not ask for any favors and pay me anyway.

How do some of you end up with such asshole landlords? You don't ask around or vet these people before renting from them?

>>17998898
3 Months is more than enough time to make you landlord legally step over his boundaries. During this time he'll be harassing, yelling, and probably even coming close to physically threatening you. You should be eyeballs deep in admissible court ammunition.

It's time to out kike to landkikes boys

>>17998509
>>17998933
>>17999325
>>18000806
>>18005499
>>18006416

Extremely fuck based thread

>>18007068
Your*
Fuckin*

Phoneposting on my way home from wagecucking (which wont be going to my landlord, kek)

My landlord is chinese. One of the nicest you'll ever meet. Doesn't over charge isn't a greedy scum bag and hung out with his daughter.

>>18006746
It's everybody's responsibility to come together in times of crisis. It's pretty fucking hard to practice social distancing when you're getting evicted from your apartment. Landlords evicting tenants right now is bad for literally everyone and should not be allowed.

>rent strike
>eviction courts backlogged
>millions of squatters and pissed of landowners

This is how you get RWDS's

>>18006687
GL catching me landkike. There are plenty of ways to sabotage property without being implicated.

>>18007158
i hope you're not suggesting "right wing death squads" will fight on behalf of landlords...

>>17999325
holy mother of based

>>17999325
this is too based for even the based department...

>>17998477
>Are you planning on fucking over your landlord /biz/?
No, because I can afford to pay rent and I'm not a sociopathic incel/poo/whatever.
Pay your damn bills, freeloader.

>>17998875
"I DON'T WANNA PAY BILLS"

Seriously, just when I thought /biz couldn't get more pathetic, this is more hilarious than the "picking out the color of my lambo" posts from you retards.

you can usually just get someone who's struggling to pay to agree to clean or do maintenance or construction work on the property in return for not having to pay rent. that's why you're also supposed to vet beforehand wether or not someone is docile enough to do those type of tasks before renting to them.

>>18007158
>>18007187
Hating landlords and viewing them as parasites seems to be the one thing every political ideology has in common.
>Commies view them as exploitative
>Capitalists view them as damaging to markets by sucking up real estate supply, artificially inflating property value, and being a negative drain on the economy
>NatSoc view them as the literal archetype of a scheming Juden taking wealth from working families

Most of my buddies are all pro free-market and we all fucking hate our landlords with a burning passion

>>18007261
>t. seething landlord

>>18006687
>>18006538
kek imagine trying to convince a jury of 12 poor people you are in the right trying to extract rent during a pandemic. You one stupid fucking law student

>>18007307
>seething

>>18007307

Don't worry anon, they will pay

>>18005872
oh no not the investerinos

>>18007353
>he thinks he will get a jury trial
>does not know the evictions are summary proceedings

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18005872
>>18007261
>>18007377
This salt is a truly succulent flavor

>>18006834
hahaha you fucking retard enjoy that 5% garnished from the part time workers making $10 an hour. You have to be larping because no actual lawyer is fucking dumb enough to not understand the concept of judgement proof defendants, which is exactly the demographic involved in this. Which is why fucking over landlords through drawn out eviction processes is worth it for them. Damn I should just let you find this out for yourself if you're fucking stupid enough to sink your larping practice into these cases.

Pic related, all the landlords raging itt. Free rides over ; )

>>18007410
>Mister boomer... You wish to gain your owed rent by Anon
>These texts he submitted show you physically threatening him if he doesn't pay, along a major barrage of horrendous insults, all during a time of suffering and pandemic.
>We sentence you to 4 months of anger management, and you must allow anon to stay in your property for 6 months as punishment. That will be all

>>18007410
As far as i'm aware if you intend to sue for damages that involves a jury. I doubt a judge is going to be any more sympathetic

I don't particularly rent since I am in student housing but the word "lord" should explain to you what sort of contract you willingly entered and should uphold(If you have honor). It's 2019, not 1319. I can't really be assed as to why landlords deserve respect and are beneficial for the economy, especially in this political climate.
But don't worry, I know where I am. This is 4channel, safe haven of pseudoanthropological ideas like 'alphas and betas' and the sophomoric 'might is right' stimulus of racism/transbashing posts that was denounced by men far, far wiser than anyone here over two millennia ago. But, whatever, I know I' m in the minority here. So, by all means, continue spouting your pseudoscientific sexist sophistry against the soothing walls of your echo chamber; I'm sure it probably serves to fill the hole of insecurities left by your intellectual mediocrity or something.

>>18007499
>drawn out

Over and done in a month

Also, writ of execution of judgment on wagie's bank accounts with the writ of garnishment

Oh, wagie thinks he can avoid paying his bills? I will just petition for a writ of bodily attachment and have wagie locked in the cagie until he pays

pay your debnts

>>18007622
I know a landlord who hasnt paid electricity bill since 2003 but this is in the uk

>>18007622
>Literally millions of cases
>over and done in a month

Ok landkike. There's an eviction freeze and there's literally nothing you can do about it

>>18007130
Disgusting. I recommend pesticide.

>>18007560

judge in eviction actions are sitting as a court of equity, so no jury to get them out

to get to a jury, you need to show a contested issue of material fact--which is whether the wagie paid the landlord on time. Which most pro se retards are unable to do to save their life

>>18007701
>boomer judge wants to go home
>another eviction case
>okay, we have boomer vs wagie--is this your signature on the lease?
>okay, where is the receipt for rent? Oh you did not pay? Judgment for Boomer, you have 5 days to get out and pay back rent.

It is literally that fast. They did those cases even faster in 08 with mortgage default proceedings

>>17998509
basao y rojopillao
if EVERYONE does this it will be epic. whos gonna prove and have the time to do this when hella nigga defaulting on they ass. in numbers there is POWER

>>17998509
Fucking lmao based

>>18007796
Nobody's gonna pay shit and you're going to see a wide scale mortgage/rent forgiveness bill on the backs of the landlords. We're about to hit unemployment like you've never thought imaginable

>Boomer kike thinks he's getting his check
LMAOOOOOO

>>17998509
>>17998933
>>17999325
These are the most based replies I've ever witnessed

How does one attain a cow and sneak it into an apt?

>>18007867
They need to give UBI to US citizens to prevent every landlord getting fucked so hard it ruins the housing industry.

This is going to cause civil unrest. If no one does anything this generation will just destroy cities and neighborhoods.

start a piss jug supply and pour it all over when its time to leave

>boomer kike thinks he 's getting his check

Lawfag knows he is getting his $500s an hour from boomer landlord to yank deadbeat wagies out of the landlord's home

feels good man

>>18007796
All of these idiots who don't know how the laws work will get theirs.

And guess what? You tenants won't do shit about it. If you had the capacity for swift action, you wouldn't be living on someone else's property.

>>18008009
The housing industry is fucked BECAUSE of landlords. They bought up all the supply and betrayed an entire generation to make their retirement boomerbux. Imagine how much cheaper property would be if parasitic landlords didn't exist? The absolute seething from landlords has been truly beautiful since Trump announced the eviction freeze

I have kept my employees on payroll while they are home with their kids and tending to their elderly folk and their rent is being paid as well. Currently facialiting this with a loan that was originally for a different purpose. May even be a breach of contract. The money was for a another company that is already suing me. I can do this till late May. After that, no rent anymore and in July if nothing changes the payroll. I'm happy tho that the hedge funds will get a bailout - the hedge funds I keep paying rent to. After all they will be lending to us at the end of this year to stay in business. Clown world.

>>17998509
why not just kill landlord? live rent free until his spouse or other family member gets their shit together and starts to try to manage the properties pass down to them. then kill them too?

>>18008247
In minecraft, of course

>>18008009
if this what has to be done to kill JEWS and their WAYS then so be it

>>17998477
Imagine being so fucking poor you can't float a few months rent, God this board is like being at a walmart on the darkie side of town.

>>18008157
This. I blame the FED for forcing these faggots out of the bond market and into housing, but I'm not going to cry when they all realize that they weren't as smart as tehy thought they were.

Nobody is getting evicted for at least 18 months from now. California pensions are going to collapse. Cops will just stop showing up or get laid off eventually.

>>18006045
shut the fuck up faggot, you're the child who signed a financial committment (lease) with absolutely nothing in savings to ride out the tough times.

>>18003631

You won't be lined up against the wall and shot, but you still can't join The Party.

>>18006784
lmao thats epic

>>18008285
I've also noticed a lot of nigger-rich logic around here lately

>>18008285
50% of American families can't afford a few month's rent
welcome to our great economy

>>17998477
You're a dirty subhuman commie scum op
Where's the screenshot of the BASED landlord from a couple days ago,

>>17998618
Do you guys think the housing market will go down because of corona? I'm tired of ridiculous $500k house prices within driving distance of my job. I pay $2k a month in rent, I should be putting it towards my own property.

>>17998509
My sides

>>18006784
kek there seem to be a lot of results about this issue

This thread has really woken me up to the parasitic nature of the landlord class, the literally buy up the most vital resource for human life, shelter and price gouge it to hell.

Real estate investment should be illegal, and landlords need to hang.

>>18008408
Yes. But the housing market moves slow.

>>18008285
you are talking about the majority of people. living paycheck to paycheck isn't poverty in America, it is literally the middle class

>>18008531
Yea we have to wait for these faggot insects to capitulate first. They will have too because they'll die first and they need the cash.

>>18006348
how many times do we have to explain this?
RENT is not the same as RENT SEEKING just because they have the same name
RENT is when you pay someone to lend you something, such as a DVD (you zoomer probably don't even remember these) or yes, even houses
RENT SEEKING is when you exploit the laws to make money without producing anything, such as lobbying government to zone entire neighborhoods for only single family homes, so that your own home raises in value without lifting a finger
most landlords contribute to society, such as building, renovating, and managing properties
the NIMBY homeowners are the real reason that housing is so expensive, because they don't let landlords build apartment buildings near their house

Land-kikes have been on suicide watch the past week. They think the cavalry is going to magically come and evict millions of Americans in the middle of an extremely deep recession, in the middle of a pandemic event with widespread poverty, or get sent to overloaded court systems where they think judges and juries will sympathize with landlords to evict families into the already crime ridden streets.

They actually think the public likes them, sympathizes with a class that completely fucked over the real estate market, prevented a future for whites to build families in affordable housing, and will side with land-kikes in SHTF. The fantasies and delusion are beyond anything I've ever seen. I genuinely wish the landlords will drop this COPE for their own safety, but they'll probably continue thinking they're in any way, valuable to society, or provide any useful skills. It wont be commies mass executing landlords, it'll be the landlords overstepping their boundaries and trying to force people out who have nothing to lose and will lash out, executing massive amounts in desperation

>>18008471
Real estate is not the same as shelter. Real estate is just like stocks, crypto etc, if you want to ban it you have to ban pretty much any form of investing allowed in capitalist world

>>18008471
Based.
>>18008696
Shelter is classified as real estate. It is plausible to ban the act of renting, and make markets simply revolve around buying and selling property, which would be a much healthier market with more liquidity.

>>17998691
YEAAAAAH CORONA KEEPS ON GIVING

I would hope as a land lord if you were able to secure a mortgage deferment you should also pass that down the line and give rent forgiveness. As a soon to be landlord I'm just not gonna be a dick and help people out

>>18007796
>>18007622

Hahaha hoo boy good luck with that. Lucky for you it's a larp because if any actual lawyer was this fucking stupid he would be beyond fucked.

>>17998509
t. 16 year old anarkiddie

>>17998477

Like a buffoon I always pay my rent a month in advance, so I'm paid through April but I'll be sure to fuck em in May

>>17998576
ive smoked weed there, weird shit hole but lovely smoke

>>17998509
idk why but kek so much

>>18002915
Oldfag

>>18004012

You should paint ceiling with light layer of concentrated piss so it's not detectable by eye. They'd wonder why is it still smelling after cleaning the floor, or better yet changing it.

>>18008285
These are the retards giving people investment advice on this board.

>>18009918

>Trying to fuck with your landlord is "good investment advice"

While it's true that you're going to be able to hold out on them now, the right landlord is going to fuck over your credit and history as payback, you will pay 5x the rent you saved over time.

>>18008247
True man! Why not just bang models and rob banks too? And while we’re pretending we’re totally badass, why don’t we use our jet packs to get to the moon and make that our new house? Sure, we can’t even afford a down payment on a house, but that’s an unrealistic alternative to renting. Killing our landlords is the easiest route to success for us!

>>18002904
Just be polite

>>18009956
Oh no doubt. I AM in fact that landlord. I'm giving my tenants a break during the virus but I've fucked over tenants who tried to fuck me over before. I'm just referring to all the niggers on this board who talk about how to get rich quick with crypto while they themselves don't have three months worth of savings.

>>18006834
Ok lawfag no-soul demon

I know how to make you seethe

There's no real money in circulation.
Persons are slaves through adhesive contracts.
Your birth certificate is printed on bank paper.
Your strawman is your name in CAPITAL LETTERS.
Your birth certificate was hypothecated and is worth MILLIONS.
You have no soul you sold it to the devil to become a lawyer.
You're a dumbass who makes deals with the devil.
You deserve your eternity in hellfire.
You're a faggot.
I know this because Sovereignty.
You're a faggot.

TL;DR: You're a faggot

>>18009596
Same. Interesting place but after a day there I'd had enough. I hate hippies

>>18007456
We will wipe our tears with your rent. Don’t get germs on the money, that will get us sick! Be nice to your overlords and get back to work.

>>18007585
ay fuck you too, buddeh

>>18009526
WHY would you ever do that

>>18010279
>>18010279
Ah but there the rub, you wont. There's no more recourse for you if renters stop paying. These eviction holds will be extended month, after month, after month, after month. Finally someday they will end, and the courts will be absolutely flooded, and there's only so many sheriffs and most of them won't give give a fuck about being some now-destitute trust fund retard's errand boy. Maybe in a couple years you can get your property back, after your renters have finished stripping all the copper from the walls and pouring concrete down the toilets. That's the pickle you are in now. However your landlords, the bank and mr property tax, have much bigger guns that you, and will effect recourse. Good night mr parasite hope you enjoyed the free ride while it lasted

>>18008646
>without producing anything
Oh you mean like landlords

>>18010878
In this fantasy you’ve created, I’d still rather be the landlord than the renter.

>>17998898
Tens of thousands of claims all having to go through an already backlogged system?
Let them try.

>>18010878
>bwuh bwuh bwuh I'll just sue!!!!

JUDGEMENT. PROOF. Those will be your two least favorite words in the coming years. Blood from a stone.

Unfortunately I have assets and a high paying job so I would never do any of this. But for the vast majority of renters there's basically nothing to lose in exchange for indefinite free rent. Hahaha what will most likely happen is you will PAY these people to leave and beg them not to fuck your house up too much when they go. Better hope you were very very nice to them, and maybe they'll only douse a few rooms with concentrated piss.

>>18008646
>Majority of Landlords don't pay to have housing built.
>Majority of Landlords don't buy housing.
>Just have bank mortgage it, then have tenant pay mortgage.
How is this producing things? Please, explain to me how we wouldn't be better off making Rent illegal and just freeing up tens of thousands of properties for people to purchase?

>>17998576
It's a beautiful commune. Horses, butterflies, people doing crafts, really enchanting place.

>>18011011
My stake in all of this is watching the parasitic landlord class crumble into dust so I can swoop in and buy "their" house back from the bank/ uncle sam (the true owners of these properties) for pennies on the dollar. Getting to watch you desperately seethe and rage as the writing on the wall gets harder and harder to ignore is just a side benefit.

>>18011064

You're making the utterly unfounded assertion that everyone wants to buy and take care of a permanent property retard. This is a service that is demanded by about 50% of the population.

>>18011064
Let’s be honest though, even if prices dropped 50%, you still couldn’t afford it. When you can’t afford your mortgage, you’ll blame the bank.

>>18011148
I already own my house.

>>18011135
People have been brainwashed into thinking renting is a good deal. If they knew what ownership was like they would prefer it every time.

>>17999325
based, i literally cant stop laughing
>just get a cow bro
hahahaa calling based department right now

>>18011202

If anything it seems like home buyer cultists are a bigger group. People rent because they're young and like moving around. Stop projecting and realize how arrogant you are.

>>18011267
>Put my earnings into Real Estate and gain equity over time
Or
>Give my money to someone else and gain nothing over time
Not a hard choice.

>>18011202
Sorry, I just assumed you were poor because you sound like a retard.

>>18011317

That is a non-point. If you're staying in one place for 10+ years, there is no doubt that buying an affordable house is the best choice. But you're ignoring a MASSIVE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO WANT TO MOVE AROUND.

>>18011215
You should watch the Big Bang theory.

>>18011379
>What is a mobile home.
If only there were a simple solution to that.

>>18011448

Oh ok. I'm getting trolled.

>>18011384
bazinga

>>18011482
I'm out. I got my chuckle. Have fun boys.

>>17998509
Destroying a landlord? That sounds, um.... Based.

>>17998677
ny already has eviction/mortgage freeze in place lol

>>18006538
Show no mercy anon. Anything for more stinkies

>>17998477
I am going to flag from now on anti-business posts as trolling. You retards go back to your antifa camp

>>18003023
Dont pay. Hell never get the money

t. exlandlord

>>18005711
Fucking make me nigger

>>18006377
Lowes sells them in their pine needles.

>>18006685
Easy. Just dont pay. If the landlord comes on to the property, record it. You have the right to live there up until the judge says you dont.
In these times most court houses are closed. So there is no hearing. If you have a hearing show up in court Garvey Weinstein style, with a walker or wheelchair.
If your landlord fucks with the property, ie changing the locks, breakdown the door and call the sheriff and press charges on your landlord
The tenant has many rights. Have an emergency exit strategy, because when the sheriff does eventually come out, it could take months, you'll have to leave.
Best to renegotiate with him, because he's not finding a new tenant any time soon

>>17998576
Who does upkeep on the buildings? Over 50 years, there must have been some substantial work needed.

>>18010878
>there's only so many sheriffs and most of them won't give give a fuck about being some now-destitute trust fund retard's errand boy
>Maybe in a couple years you can get your property back, after your renters have finished stripping all the copper from the walls and pouring concrete down the toilets

I've never been in a /biz/ thread that obliterated my sides so intensely. Landkikes utterly BTFO

>>18006798
Sounds like you arent cut out for this slumlord business. Getting mad isn't good business.

>>17998754
>Everyone out of work is going to get at least 6 weeks of full pay unemployment
Maybe where you are. Not everyone will be that lucky.

>>17998576
And a whole fucking lot of heroin, crime, violence and poverty, with the houses in such detoriated state they risk collapsing each day.
Why didn't you mention that part, Lars?

If there ever was any doubt that the coddled zoomers think they're entitled to everything for free, this thread is the nail in that coffin.
God I can imagine the limp wrists of scrawny 4eyed virgins masturbating as they fantasize about getting revenge on the very system that kept them alive. Disgusting little creature. Starting to become pro abortion after seeing what socialist womyn spawn from their murky stinking assholes.

>>17998477
Sorry man, doesn't work like that. When you sign a contract that's it. You're committed. No <insert whatever problem you currently have> is gonna save you. You might get away with it for a short while... but when you get evicted it goes on your credit report for 7-10 years. Which means you won't be able to get another place to live... probably on the streets then. It's not over at that point either... bec it'll be a super short court case, then you'll have a judgement against you forever. Then they'll have your employer garnish your wages till it's payed back. Usually employers don't like that, so they fire you... but then you get a job somewhere else and it starts all over again. You should def pay your rent, lol. Fucking with rich people is as dumb as you are.

>>18008408
It'll be a year from now anon. Rent a room or live in your car ffs.
Retards keep saying hyperinflation but for that to happen all other currencies will have to remain stagnant. Be patient you'll find great deals.

>>17998754

What makes you say unemployment benefits will be full pay? How will the the system expeditiously verify your normal income to determine the UI payments?

>>18009014
You say that now, but just wait until your first renters move out. The slumlord game is not for the weak

>>18013771
Nice fearmongering faggot, nobody is buying it. The economy is about to get nuked and eviction freezes aren't going anywhere anytime soon. It's """"2 months"""" now, but will soon be another 2, and another, and another, and will keep going so long as the middle class has no work. Nice fantasy, but the gov isn't casually going to kick 50% of Americans out into the street.

The overloaded courts wont care about your sob stories and cops aren't going to be your little bitches while you wave your hand around to them to go storm flats with aggressive, heavily armed hillbillies living in them

>>18010878
>>18011011
>>18011121

This. The land-kikes are spinning it to sound like commies are complaining, but it's mostly millennials and zoomers who just want to not get cheated out of affordable property like the boomers had. I'm waiting patiently for the renting market to totally shit the bed, which looks exactly like what is happening, so I can vulture in and grab some cheap property. Buying these houses from the "owners" (banks) is gonna cost peanuts. It's beautiful.

>>17998618
You're just renting from the government you stupid fuck.

I have a question. If I'm planning to leave in the middle of a certain month and told the landlord about it, can I only pay half of that rent's month? Or is it unreasonable?

>>18014539
Depends which country and contract. Your question is too vague. Usually breaking contracts is not possible unless you have a clause for it.

>>18010878

Love this

>>18014382

Sounds like you have no issue with landlords then. It's renters all around!!

>>18005499

What would this do?

>>18014169
Will you rent it back to them?

>>18013702

I'm really enjoying all these posts by land "lords" who aren't gonna get their rent, and will see their safe-as-houses "investments" drop 30% by the year end. Tell me something, how overleveraged are you, land kike?

>>18015658
No. Leasing property is a parasitic business practice. It's more pathetic than being a NEET. I just want to buy my own private property to live in and raise a family in. Real estate would be 10x less hyper-inflated in value if everyone did this.
>>18015522
It would give the land kike astronomical repair bills without directly implicating the evicted tenant legally

>>17998477
The absolute state of ameritards. They can't even save up for next month's rent.

And here I am with a $25k emergency fund. Fuck them.

>>18015845

Good goy, pay your land kike.

>>17998477
>get yourself arrested for holding someone hostage
it's as easy as that.

wtf is with you and landlords. Ya they fucking suck but you're a schizo.

>>18015550
I sometimes wonder how many of these are fake.
If not the landlord is trying to bluff his way into squeezing out a few payments since the literal next words after the ... that are cut out are "and any commercial or residential eviction efforts or judicial proceedings ".

>>18015845
Yeah you're really sticking it to us by throwing your money away while other's aren't with....well with absolutely no consequences

>>17998509
saved

>>18015550
>This apartment complex is not a financial institution
Kike cope lmao

The second message also completely reeks of desperation. I have full confidence that not paying rent will make these faggots step over the line legally in the form of overly extortionist emails or messages. These next few months will get interesting

>>18015874
>>18015941
How short sighted could you be to not even be able to live past one paycheck? Is everyone you know in this situation?

>>18009015
>>18010237

said the pro se wagie before getting absolutely BTFO by Chad Thundercock Esq and evicted and slammed with a monetary judgment

>>18015792
10x less inflated? Parasitic practice?

I’d like you to expand upon these points in great detail for my reading pleasure.

>>18010878
>There's no more recourse for you if renters stop paying
Wrong. You have infinite recourse. You can take their fucking door off. You're not evicted but neither do you have a door

>>18016164

i'm planning on leaving the country by july/august, so fuck it, no repercussions to non payment

you, though, should definitely pay, your landlord mustn't be upset with you

>>18016216

How you gonna unhinge a door from outside? Muppet.

>>18015550
absolutely disgusting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCiYmCVikjo
thread theme

>>18016243
Why the fuck would you not have a key to your own apartment? Even if you're renting it out, you still have a key to it. And that door belongs to you, tear it down if you need to. It's your door.

>>17999362
you might have genuine autism anon

>>18016219
>leaving the country by july/august
.. don't you think you're overreacting a bit?

>>18006746
>NOOO YOU CANT JUST STAY IN MY APARTMENT AND NOT GIVE ME HALF YOUR INCOME! NOT MY PROPERTINO! NOT THE HECKIN PASSIVE INCUMMIES!

>>18016259

Are you fucking retarded? I changed the lock cylinder on my place, it was the first thing I did. Cost me about 5 euros. Now only me and wifey have the key. Landlord doesn't have access.

>>18016294

live in France dude, getting out of this quarantined shithole as soon as my canada visa comes thru

>>18016339
What the fuck is wrong with you french people? I would never allow some cunt to change a lock on my apartment.

>>18016339
>Won't pay rent
>Won't follow quarantine

You're a bad person who doesn't care about others.

>>18016383

its completely normal to change out the cylinder.

how the fuck do I know how many previous tenants had a key to the place? any of them could just waltz in and rape my wife or take my stuff.

nah mate.

>>18016410

but I am following it, i'm going stir crazy here posting on anon imageboards

>>17998477
landlord here. i'm not evicting anyone. if they can't pay they can't pay. i'm not charging any interest or late fees either.

>>18016424
Not if you plan on flying to another country when you could be potentially infected

>>18016456

it'll be over by july mein neger, international flights will resume, maybe i'll have to self-isolate for 2 weeks but hey in canada that's just standard behaviour *_*

cant wait for these home and property values to go into negative equity again.

I want 80% drops in housing prices. Fucking boomers have literally had everything theyve touched turn to gold and have the entitled audacity to act as if we should be appreciative.

>>18006685
just stay there. force him to evict you. and if he does, contest the eviction on your credit through credit karma. and if he wants to appeal, hire a lawyer and watch him give up because he cant counter sue.

>>18016528

Yeah I'm sure the guy who can't afford rent on a trailer can afford the retainer for a lawyer retard

>>18016528
>force him to evict you
he literally can't, in most states. evictions are frozen by law right now, if he tries to call the cops to get you removed they'll just refuse to do anything

>>17999325
i fucking love this board sometimes

>>18016604
It's pretty much our moral duty to make sure that everyone that speculated on real estate with borrowed money on 'income' properties get shaken out of their positions during this.

It won't be long before they start panic dumping properties that lose them money. These retarded vultures have fucked everyone over and deserve every bit of what happens next. My hope is that in 5 years you'll be able to buy a starter home for 4x your wages again.

>>17998477
what they are saying is wholy reasonable.

>>18007261
>freeloader
seethe boomer

>>18016206
>inflation
The reason real estate is so shit, is because every faggot boomer and kike had the idea to buy property and lease it out to make a quick buck. The market is now fitting the needs of an artificially high demand because those interested in being a homeowner have to compete with the faggots that want to kick they legs back and collect kikebux within the same property market. This really isn't difficult of a concept.
>Parasitic practice
Again, very easily explained and has been explained ITT. Landlords do not provide a skill or product that is useful to society. They are a net economic negative drain. They're more taxing to a society than fucking NEETS. Owning land was once the pride of capitalist society. This has been taken away by faggot landlords. They're literally more threatening to the concept of owning private property than any communist could ever be. Parasites.

>>17999325

I'm crying lmao

>>17998477
>planning on fucking over your landlord
Your landlord pays a mortgage to the bank. Not all your rent money goes in his pocket you stupid nigger!

you guys should look into Georgism
it's basicaly capitalism without landlords
don't go full communist, that's pretty stupid

>>18016831
It needs to be understood that this is a consequence of ZIRP. Most of these faggots don't actually like chasing people around for money, but needed to earn a return on capital that was less risky than the stock market. The Federal Reserve forced them into this market.

Everything done post 2008 was to keep asset values inflated with little organic growth. It either corrects properly this time or we're going full dystopia.

>>17998875
>I think landlords are the lowest of scum who contribute nothing to society
Blaming landlords instead of the jew owned banks who make OBSCENE profits off your landlord while your landlord make chump change off you. You're using nigger logic.

>>17998912
Banks are not gonna give him a break, why should he have to pay for strangers livimg in a place that he pays the bank for? You people are that dumb, really?

>>17999325
Based and Aryanpilled.

MILK TRUK ACUALLY ARIVE

>>17998933
>You flush a bag of concrete down the toilet
nigger

>>18008669
absolutely based

>>18016894
>The Federal Reserve forced them into this market.
This Anon gets it

>>17999072
Bump

>>18008669
It'll be hilarious.

I guarantee thousands of these people are going to be on the brink of death from the virus soon. The landlord comes in and demands rent.

Coughing up a storm, the pleb gains an instantaneous flash of insight, realizing that they are likely going to die anyway. They grab their Big Black 2nd Amendment Cock, delete the renter, and maybe themselves afterwards.

>>18007307
Based

#The goal of introducing FNX is to provide a convenient and secure mode of payment

>>18008285
Imagine paying for something that you dont have to pay for.