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Pension funds are insolvent, the government is bailing out every industry, dozens of CEOs quit their jobs in anticipation, Brady Sluder announced he didn't care if he caught Corona Virus, senators sold millions in February, the unemployment websites are crashing do to load, mass layoffs haven't started, supply chain hit hasn't fully manifested yet (companies will run out of reserve stock soon), quarterly earnings are next month, hmm what else? yes there is a global pandemic. Oh right, there's a housing bubble, student loan bubble, sub-prime auto loans. What else? OH YEAH. All growth in the market since 2009 has been fucking stock buybacks! OH RIGHT any the fucking pandemic hasn't even slammed the hospitals yet. Do you realize by this time next month the average hospital will be swamped with elderly people who are literally suffocating to death? Picture it, and the media coverage.

We haven't even priced-in all the people who will be drawing out their 401ks to pay for mortgages, rent, and food. OH yeah, and the food shortages. OH YEAH and the national GUARD is being DEPLOYED because of the very real possibility of riots in the major cities. OH YEAH and there's going to be an Occupy Wall Street 2.0 coming that will be militantly violent with a fully built-up army of anti-Drumpf cattle manipulated by strongest anarcho-communist blac block America has even seen (as a reaction to the Alt Right).
Yeah mate this is the bottom for sure... for sure... for sure

Good luck with your faggoty chainlink and bitcoin

>> No.17973453
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>>17973338
Congratulations, anon. You managed to spin a tale of doom and gloom that would even make ZH's Tyler Durden blush.

>> No.17973483

>>17973453
faggot

>> No.17973504
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>>17973338
She's so beautiful it breaks my heart to know what a filthy whore she is.
Idk why such a pretty girl would degrade her self publicly...
Oh well...

>> No.17973655

>>17973338
Unironically bullish.

The way i see it there are only two ways out of this.

1) we try to lockdown the entire fucking economy and hyperinflate ourselves into communism

2) we get lucky and the virus kills enough boomers that the pensions are magically solvent again

I am hoping for 2) and you should be as well.

>> No.17973681

>>17973453
>>17973655
based retards

>> No.17973711

Acceleration.

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17973838

>YOU WILL TAKE OUT A LOAN YOU SERF

>> No.17973843

>>17973655
considering that pathogenic viruses don't exist and that the current mass hysteria is just a ploy to achieve more control and authority and to have something to blame the financial collapse on, that doesn't seem likely
virus hoax starter pack
https://youtu.be/zFN5LUaqxOA
https://youtu.be/3cnlynJZLtM
http://www.whale.to/a/lanka5.html
http://www.medicinacomplementar.com.br/biblioteca/pdfs/Biomolecular/mb-0464.pdf