/biz/ - Business & Finance

What oil stock should I buy?

>he thought markets go up

kek.

Sell my uvxy now or wait?

Maaaaaan why the markets go down

B-BUT MUH QUAD-WITCHING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>journo just coofed

>I want the money to go to the workers
Commie trump

Thought you could get rid of me huh?

>>17964689
Wait

WE ARE BACK BROS

With every word the fucking orange idiot says I make money

whats are the chances monday is still red?

>>17964703
The day is far from over friend.

Why is it plummeting so hard lol

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

STOOOOOOOOOOOOP GOOOOOOOING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

NOOOOOOO SCHWEPPES DOESN'T CURE CORONA

>no buybacks

OH NO CRAB BROS, BOBO IS TAKING OVER

>>17964719
Zero, because It'll be black.

>>17964729
shutting down NYC. 20 million people just went "oh shit."

We're gonna bottom harder than Harvey Weinstein in the Rikers showers.

>There's a repo crisis that started last year, pension funds are insolvent, the government is bailing out every industry, dozens of CEOs quit their jobs in anticipation, senators sold millions in February, the unemployment websites are crashing do to load, mass layoffs haven't started, supply chain hit hasn't fully manifested yet (companies will run out of reserve stock soon), quarterly earnings are next month, hmm what else? yes there is a global pandemic.

>Oh right, there's a housing bubble, student loan bubble, sub-prime auto loans. What else? OH YEAH. All growth in the market since 2009 has been fucking stock buybacks! OH RIGHT any the fucking pandemic hasn't even slammed the hospitals yet. Do you realize by this time next month the average hospital will be swamped with elderly people who are literally suffocating to death? Picture it, and the media coverage.
We haven't even priced-in all the people who will be drawing out their 401ks to pay for mortgages, rent, and food.

>OH yeah, and the food shortages. OH YEAH and the national GUARD is being DEPLOYED because of the very real possibility of riots in the major cities. OH YEAH and there's going to be an Occupy Wall Street 2.0 coming that will be militantly violent with a fully built-up army of anti-Drumpf cattle manipulated by strongest anarcho-communist black block America has even seen (as a reaction to the Alt Right).
Yeah mate this is the bottom for sure... for sure... for sure...

Prepare yourselves for a lost decade.

>>17964729
There's a pandemic that is killing thousands of people

>>17964736
Why do they hate buybacks?
What’s wrong with buybacks?

Lol Trump called out.
There is no medicine yet, just a hunch

STOP IS TESLA YOU'RE SUPPOSSED TO BECOME A CHEAPIE

>>17964703
>quad witching takes place on one day
>highlight half the god damned month
>type in all caps
>??????????
>profit

Invest in Chinese Morgues

I have a 5/15 $165 SPY put, and the IV is fucking me. Should I just sell when green or HODL

Trump please stop these nonstop pressers, shits going down and it doesnt want to stop

What are UVIX and TVIX gonna do today and over the weekend, bros?

>>17964703
These chart tards always show the TA after the event has happened.

So youre all bullish now cause friday was green and they did BRRRRR?

>>17964667

My purchases today:

Chemours Company (CC) - $6K (undervalued chemical/industrial player who has the TiO market cornered for years. Price suppressed due to litigation that's been overplayed).

Haemonetics (HAE) - $4K new position for me. Really strong healthcare company growing earnings rapidly and probably 2x my money in 1 year.

Pic is gf when I make it.

BAYER ABOUT TO MOON

MILLIONS OF UNITS ORDERED

>>17964752
Elon's on damage control on Twitter lol

>>17964760
>Jennifer Zeng
disregarded

>>17964703
the fuck even is this?

Why are arbitrary sections boxed? its not even properly the same section of the month, this is some gay shit

buy puts

>>17964746
Executives sell stock and make money. Shares supply drops, causing price to move up. no money for workers or R&D

comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J1CqjgdJWA

>>17964739

Fauci looks like he's about to slap a bitch. Somebody better call Secret Service.

>>17964729
>Why is it plummeting so hard lol

Are the markets plummeting because Trump just confirmed that he signed that Defense Manufacturing Act that commandeers factories?

Is Trump lying? Lol

FALSE SENSE OF HOPE
HAHAHAHH CALLED OUT

>Trump keeps promising panacea

When will this start falling in deaf ears?

>>17964774
Wake up sheeple

>>17964795
Yes. He wants markets to pump desperately

SMART GUY

IM A SMART GUY JUST TRUST ME BROS

>may work, may not work
>literally 50% chance

DRUMPF BTFO!!!

SMART GUY
>SMART GUY
SMART GUY
>SMART GUY
SMART GUY
>SMART GUY
SMART GUY
>SMART GUY
SMART GUY
>SMART GUY
SMART GUY
>SMART GUY

>>17964798
50k dead.

>my american brokerage account won't be open until at least next week
my country's currency is melting and becoming worthless and I can't send my money to the US.

Just woke up, what have I missed since opening?

>VIX with that V-shaped recovery
so this is what trump meant?

Momos premarket:
>"Imagine not buying the dip"
>"You had your fun Bobos, but it's over"
>Getting too cocky
Momos now:
>Pic related

FEELIN GOOD

NEED TO PRINT MONEY FASTER
https://brrr.money/

LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON LIVE NATION (LYV) PUTS BEFORE IT GOES STRAIGHT TO HELL NEXT WEEK

>huge amount of debt
>no capital assets to use as loan collateral
>concerts will be the last thing to be allowed again
>concerts will be the last thing cash strapped millennials buy again once everything returns to normal

This entire company is on the ropes. Fade Mark Cuban.

>>17964667
I can see my puts go up in real time as Trump talks, its pretty crazy.

>we have nothing to lose
It's all over.

>like KILL YOU

BAYER IS MOONING AFTER THAT SHOUTOUT

>just take a drug that leaves you deaf, blind and extremely taxing on people

GET EM DONALD FUCKING REAM THAT KIKE

More like Down Jones huh?

>>17964760
>"Or, they couldn't carry their phone to the nether world?"
absolutely based bants

lmao concast

>just take malaria drugs bro
>lmao what's the worst that can happen
kinda based desu

Is this bearish?

N A S T Y

YOU'RE A TERRIBLE REPORTER HOLY FUCKING BASED

lmao trump is a fucking retard but i love the way he deals with these retarded journalists

Drumpf losing it

ESSENTIAL DAILY TECHNICAL ANALYSIS CHARTS.
THE MOMENT DIAGRAMS SIMULATE VARIOUS DAILY FLUCTUATIONS
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.awc.org/pdf/codes-standards/publications/design-aids/AWC-DA6-BeamFormulas-0710.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwjnvt-qvanoAhWFW80KHTHRAXEQFjAJegQIBBAB&usg=AOvVaw3HKrB5Q_FdcuXvd8jePmql

>concast

>>17964795
They call him the liar in chief for a reason, he said this was all under control and we wouldn't have the virus in the USA in feb.

I SAY YOU'RE A BAD REPORTER
>NASTY QUESTION

D A M A G E C O N T R O L

>You're a terrible reporter
HOLY SHIT LMAO HES ROASTING HIM KEK

>TERRIBLE REPORTER
>CONCAST
BULLISH

WHY AREN'T YOU PANICKING! PANIC ALREADY!! DO IT!!!
>t. journalist

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

FUCKING KEK
GET FUCKED JOURNOSHIT

WE HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE
>WE HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE
WE HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE
>WE HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE
WE HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE
>WE HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE

HE'S FUCKING

MAD

>>17964746
buybacks = companies pumping up their own stock at the cost of proper working of the company. Makers markets go to moon, but companies are fragile as fuck.

Image Jenga tower, you made tower higher at the cost of stability

Oh my fucking god Trump. You've been lying about this shit from the get go and spent the most important period of the crisis fucking off.
Eat dick. Jesus,

>>17964790
no markets were hoping for more concrete info on the bailout packages i think. some sectors went up big time though. travel and hotels

HE'S LOSING IT

HOLY FUCK TRUMP IS HEATED

>STOP TAKING AWAY HOPE FROM THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

Reminder: S&P below 1K, DOW below 10K EOY and Trump loses in the biggest landslide defeat in US history after millions die, unemployment hits 20%, and every industry is crippled while the mass defaults put the banks into crisis. Trump cultists end the year by mirroring the leftist tantrum from when Trump was elected.

that poor reporter is gonna browse 4chan is gonna be one of us soon

Dammit, I missed the exchange. What did the NBC reporter say that triggered Trump so hard?

Based Steve Weiss calling out bullcrap on the pumping.

>nothing left to lose

SELL SELL SELL!!!!!

>mogs reporter
>market pumps

MAYBE IT WORKS

MAYBE NOT

WE'RE GONNA GIVE IT TO THE SICK PEOPLE AND HOPEFULLY IT DOES SOMETHING

>>17964869
Fug that stood out to me too

not doing great
>not doing great
not doing great
>not doing great
not doing great
>not doing great
not doing great
>not doing great

HE SAID IT OUT LOUD

>what do we have to lose injecting toxic shit in patients

But Trump's "feeling" it doe

Dear fucking god the fact that he doesn't actually know anything and his very words are fucking countermanding everything that he just said.

BAYER TO THE MOON FUKCING BUY IT FAGGOTS

>>17964880
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT

>>17964863
More like comcast stocks going full bear after this.

>>17964764
Yet to find a single correct "technical analysis"

>>17964883
>Reminder: S&P below 1K, DOW below 10K EOY and Trump loses in the biggest landslide defeat in US history after millions die, unemployment hits 20%, and every industry is crippled while the mass defaults put the banks into crisis.
This, except Trump wins in a landslide

>that fucking reporter pantomiming clutching his pearls as if he actually gives 2 shits what Trump said
Trump was being a colossal asshole, but cut that shit out. This isn't divegrass. You don't have to act like he told you he fucked your mother.

>Is there any reason to think it's not safe?
>CERTAINLY

>HOW ONE FEELS ABOUT IT
>HOW ONE FEELS ABOUT IT
>HOW ONE FEELS ABOUT IT
>HOW ONE FEELS ABOUT IT

>TOXICITY IS RARE
>TOXICITY IS RARE
>TOXICITY IS RARE
>TOXICITY IS RARE

>>17964843

He isn't wrong. When you're particularly vulnerable to this virus you better go for that home run drug.

>There's toxicity.
Stonks dump an additional 50 points.

>>17964894
>nothing left to lose
just like my anime!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KetemXu9RQ

DONT MAKE THE GOYIM THINK

>>17964801
The quarantine isn't even lifted retard

HERE WE GO

>>17964904
That drug can actually turn you deaf.
I’d take my chances with the virus

Concast stock -2 usd
HAHA BASED

>>17964937
LMAO

>>17964906

IN AT 13.56

>>17964883
>economy crashed due to virus
>that means we need to elect a kid sniffing neo-con with dementia
wew

>the ultimate problem
>which would be DEATH
What a fucking joker.

any VXX lads here? What price should I look to buy in at?

>it's highly unlikely that you would die
Meanwhile in Italy 4k recovered 3k died.

I CANNOT WITHDRAW FROM ROBINHOOD EVEN THOUGH IT SAYS THE MONEY IS WITHDRAWABLE

DUMP MORE
I WANT CHEAPIES

>p-please don't blame me
what a faggot

We need an additional 3000 point drop.

PREDICTIONS FOR CLOSE

Ima go with 18500

>Oil pumping

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE ULTIMATE PROBLEM: DEATH

>>17964889
Reporter mentioned a actual death and infected numbers, then asked trump that millions of Americans are scared, what do you have to say to the American people? And trump flipped out lmao

>giving untested drugs to the masses not knowing what will happen

wont be the first time.

>>17964927
>When you're particularly vulnerable to this virus you better go for that home run drug
If it's no better than a placebo, sugar pills are less likely to cause a negative reaction.

>Maybe even better
Donny isn't very bullish

THIS Q&A IS BEARISH AS FUCK LMAO, NO WAY THIS COMPENSATES FOR NY SHUTTING DOWN

I see he's entering the denial stage UK was at a few days ago
>i-i-i-i-i-it's not that bad, just get infected and you'll be fine bro

Okay so this pretty much confirms that this stock is gonna go up now

Puts, activate!!

>>17964956
Italians are still recovering from the fall of the Roman Empire, why bother taking them seriously when it's a country of wise assed bullshiters who deserve what they get?

what the fuck is sean spicer doing here

>>17964958
There are no cheapies. Almost everything is overpriced by like 50%

>>17964957
based. exit scam confirmed

All we need is 1 person to ask about rising unemployment and it's over.

>>17964966
Im actually slowly going vegetarian desu.

INVISIBLE ENEMY
>INVISIBLE ENEMY
INVISIBLE ENEMY
>INVISIBLE ENEMY
INVISIBLE ENEMY
>INVISIBLE ENEMY
INVISIBLE ENEMY
>INVISIBLE ENEMY
INVISIBLE ENEMY
>INVISIBLE ENEMY

Ive noticed these threads have gotten a lot more political as of late.

>>17964944
>Concast stock


BTFO

>>17964957
CANT LET YOU DO THAT ANON, PLEASE WAIT 15 MINUTES BEFORE PROCESSING YOUR TRANSACTION

>I find them honorable
They're so fucked.

i missed the briefing, what the fuck did deranged cheeto say to trigger the sell off?

>>17964875
Fuck you this is comedy gold

>>17964978
JEROME NOOOOO

>"Well what about Fienstein"
Jesus just fucking answer the question for once.

>>17964987
Yes I'm a sure a country with literally no healthcare will do much better

>why didn't you mention her name?
why didn't you mention her name?
>why didn't you mention her name?
why didn't you mention her name?
>why didn't you mention her name?
why didn't you mention her name?

Kek this is a fucking mess everyone is losing their shit

>mentions the single republican senator, not the 3 republican senators
>spergs at a reporter for mentioning 2 of the 3 republicans he left out

holy shit this nigga retarded

>>17964874
That’s an excellent analogy, seriously, I’m going to use it

>>17965009
No actual update, now he's sperging at questions.

PETER
>PETER
PETER
>PETER
PETER
>PETER
PETER
>PETER

>>17964994
You're surprised there's more politics here days after the biggest crash in decades?

So basically - fuck Peter

>>17964994
pol started joining cuz of the massive drops in trump's economy

>>17964994
If you haven't noticed the governments about to be directly managing most of the economy to prevent economic collapse while the country shuts down.

Politics is naturally going to come into play

Reporters are dogpiling trump atm

>>17964993
I think he means either Russia, China, or oil war participants.

>>17965009
Orange man stressed the word "Chinese Virus" and said they won't support stock buy-backs

>>17965009
its still going

>PETER ON SUICIDE WATCH
PETER ON SUICIDE WATCH
>PETER ON SUICIDE WATCH
PETER ON SUICIDE WATCH
>PETER ON SUICIDE WATCH
PETER ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>17965019
I can't wait till we get a sequel to the Caning of Charles Sumner

>>17965009
Don’t ask nasty questions that take away hope from the American people!
Go back to concast

How fucked is Florida? They are full of old people like Italy

>>17965022
fuck, im actually the retard
he named the 1 democrat senator, sperged when she named 2 republicans

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy inject sick people with a toxic malaria drug

>HES FIGHTING WITH THE JOURNOS DURING AN EMERGENCY MEETING!!!!!!!!
SOMEONE STOP THIS MADMAN

I wish he said China as CHINAH more

>>17965018
Because he did. She literally prefaced with "Also"

CHINESE JOURNALIST
>CHINESE JOURNALIST
CHINESE JOURNALIST
>CHINESE JOURNALIST
CHINESE JOURNALIST
>CHINESE JOURNALIST
CHINESE JOURNALIST
>CHINESE JOURNALIST

CUTE ASIAN
>CUTE ASIAN
CUTE ASIAN
>CUTE ASIAN
CUTE ASIAN
>CUTE ASIAN
CUTE ASIAN
>CUTE ASIAN
CUTE ASIAN
>CUTE ASIAN
CUTE ASIAN
>CUTE ASIAN

C H I N A

>stop bullying me peter

CHING CHONG HO VIWUS

???????

>>17965048
Most of the people entering hospitals are not even old

STOP POSTING LIKE THIS FAGS
>STOP POSTING LIKE THIS FAGS
STOP POSTING LIKE THIS FAGS
>STOP POSTING LIKE THIS FAGS
STOP POSTING LIKE THIS FAGS
>STOP POSTING LIKE THIS FAGS
STOP POSTING LIKE THIS FAGS
>STOP POSTING LIKE THIS FAGS

>>17964953
When Biden asks Trump why he didn't start mass production of tests in January, what can he answer? Trump's response to this situation was utterly retarded. It doesn't matter if Biden actually would have performed worse, the hard doesn't think like that. The herd will vote against the man who did nothing and let millions die while the economy collapsed.

>>17964997
Awesome

>>17965034
>dude we've learned we can't rely on china
>says a man who started a trade war with china
Why the fuck would they help

>Liberal journos carrying water for an oppressive totalitarian state that released this virus while ganging up on their elected leader trying to save the country from a crisis

>>17965050

>former Trump voter

Sure thing Karl

you've been calling corona... cuts her off

SQQQ bros?? Anybody selling at $28?

has trading been halted ? I can't do anything wtf

XI GOOD

PETER BAD

>>17965054
why contain it?

>>17965068
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER

>>17965068
>N
I
>G
G
>E
R

>>17965068
Lel

I like that this virus was the thing that finally got Beijing off of Hong Kong's ass.

GET YOUR BAYRY BOYS

>>17965048
Reasonable housing market here we CUM

>why didn't you-
>I LOVE CHINA

fucking lmao

>You can see the instant that cheeto began answering questions in the stonks.

/biz/ really needs a feature where ">>" gives red text

Trump addressing the buybacks and saying he doesn't like that.

>Doing buybacks, that's not building hangars!
Buybacks soon illegal.

>>17964994
You retarded fucking nigger. Go back to your bubble.

>>17965080
looks fine

>We didn’t do anything about the economic bubble artificial economy
>they should have known better
>I love workers
He’s a commie now, but he was a capitalist before

>>17965050

>demand no buybacks
What did he mean by this?

No more stock buybacks, get fucked you shwarma eating jews

>>17965087
>crashing this market
>WITH NO SURVIVORS

>pompeo
someone dab on the thin-skinned bastard

Maybe if we sing Imagine it will go up.

>>17965079
lmao i sell at 100

>>17965072
They know what's good for them?

NO STOCK BUYBACKS
>NO STOCK BUYBACKS
NO STOCK BUYBACKS
>NO STOCK BUYBACKS
NO STOCK BUYBACKS
>NO STOCK BUYBACKS
NO STOCK BUYBACKS
>NO STOCK BUYBACKS
NO STOCK BUYBACKS
>NO STOCK BUYBACKS

>I WOULD DEMAND THEY NOT DO BUYBACKS
HOLY FUCK
SELL SELL SELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE

>or as i like to call it, the DEEP STATE DEPARTMENT
>you know mike?
What did he mean by this?

pompeo has the coof trump is telling him to fuck off back to deepstateistan

>DEEP STATE DEPARTMENT
DEEP STATE DEPARTMENT
>DEEP STATE DEPARTMENT
DEEP STATE DEPARTMENT
>DEEP STATE DEPARTMENT
DEEP STATE DEPARTMENT
>DEEP STATE DEPARTMENT
DEEP STATE DEPARTMENT

>>17965050
I love this pasta

This nig laughed and tried to cover it up when Trump said deep state

>>17965068
THIS IS THE TYPE OF POSTING THAT MAKES ME CHUCKLE WHEN I READ YOU FAGGOTS RIDICULOUS RACIST BIGOTED COMMENTS OR PEEPEEPOOPOO HUMOR

the deep state department?
what did he mean by this?

>>17965101
He shouldn’t have taken credit for an artificial economy if he knew it was all artificial

>>17964819
Buy bitcoin you fucking retard

>>17965068
>seething
seething
>seething
seething

>>17965126
There was an earthquake in Utah yesterday...

>>17965135
nah, it's only the headache from the malaria drug
wink wink

Did sqqq hit the ceiling already

lmaoing at these Brads freaking out on cnbc

Reminder never to listen to Rick Sandler.

TUNE INTO CNBC LOL

DEPORT THOSE FUCKERS

>>17965070
>When Biden asks Trump why he didn't start mass production of tests in January,
>Implying Biden has enough control of his brain and vocal tract to ask that question without digressing half-way through to something about some dog faced pony soldier from twenty years ago
kek

The CNBC talking heads freaking out on each other

Goddammit start selling you assholes, I want cheap stock.

>>17965096
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs
CHYNA!

>>17965146
No you can see him start smiling before he goes on to hide his face

Bailouts confirmed, Buybacks gone. Get me a pump orange man. Just a little one. TVIX below 550 again already.

We are seeing the markets restabilize after the idiots disaster of a press conference.

>>17965050
Lol

>>17965138
He meant "MIGA cultists please keep believing my lies, see I mentioned a buzzword to get you all cumming to Q posts"

>>17965139
Funny or more like tragic thing is that he was calling out the bubble before he got elected. He said that this market is full of air and that this is a bubble.
Then he entered the office and it was suddenly all good.
Now he's against it again because he understands how fucked this market can get
What a clown show.

GOOD, BUYBACKS ARE FUCKING CANCER.

>>17965161
link?

Noooooooooo I just got back in the positive, Trump shut the fuck up!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

>>17965161
Stream link?

>>17965180
lol no

>CRUISE LINES AND VEGAS WILL COME BACK IN 3-4 MONTHS

holy fuck

>>17965166
NEVER been bag holding XOM since $42

>>17965170
DYKES!

>>17965161
>>17965165
oh boy here we go
>"BILL ACKMAN WAS RIGHT"

Here comes the POOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

>>17965125
That's bullish. He's saying that he won't do anything about it, only kvetch.

>SPY and QQQ down
>puts somehow still lost value
HOW

>>17965188
>>17965192
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

did somebody say china?

>>17965135
If he fucking survives this bullshit, someone buy this man ALL the drinks. Like forever. He doesn't get to pay for drinks anymore.

>POMPEO IS A DISGUSTING LISPY ZIONIST

>w-w-w-we don't approve what those countries that we are at a trade war with are d-d-d-d-doing to our economy
You get what you fucking deserve

Dow nearly back to 20k again
We're going up and down we go
We're going up and down we go

Anyone catch if he has he announced TrumpBux, or is that still in committee?
Trumpbux = green day
No Trumpbux = more red

Rick Sandler literally sells himself his own ideas lol

i love cnbc lol

Ricky Sandler is losing his fucking MIND
he sounds like an Ackman Acolyte

I’m holding oil and you CANT stop me

Couldn't tell ya how long it's gonna be

>4MONTHS
4MONTHS
>4MONTHS
4MONTHS
>4MONTHS
4MONTHS
>4MONTHS
4MONTHS
>4MONTHS
4MONTHS

>all these hypochondriac boomers on CNBC
lmao

>Oil down
>New York going into shutdown
>Conference is a disaster
>Markets kind of bounce up
Literally what is pushing things up at all right now, this looks like a fucking horrible day

Right choice

>>17965243
You would be a fool to sell now. Currently holding

ERX
GUSH
UWT

Wtf was up with that Iranian comment

>maybe we shouldn't say anything
maybe we shouldn't say anyhting
>maybe we shouldn't say anything
maybe we shouldn't say anyhting
>maybe we shouldn't say anything
maybe we shouldn't say anyhting

I HEARD YOU ORANGE FOOL

>>17965170
>>17965203

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vx3_2ks5qQ

>>17965050
Fuck you chloroquine and zpacks work.

Fucking glowniggers gonna glownig

SELLL SELLL SELLLLL MONDAY IS GONNA BE BADDDDDDDDDDDDD

Crab market?

kate...
pls be mine...

>>17965254
The magic of delusion. It's great.

I'd there ANY reason stocks aren't on freefall right now?

>>17965243
Why would I? We gonna make it brother. Fuck DRIP fuck JANNIES fuck NIGGERS and fuck TRANNIES

>>17965243
smart man, hopefully you continue to invest all the way down it will rebound and youll see 3x your investment

SO aaah monday is gonna be red right???


Or will the FED POOOOOMP it out?

Kate Moore is BAASSSED

>>17965268
Meme magic

>>17965268
People are idiots and the government keeps lying.

>>17965254
Compare to last Friday lol

>>17965261
What was that in response to?

>>17965254
Retards like me going after the cheapies

I unironically believe we should cancel the serial numbers of every bond in Chinese hands

>>17965256
>GUSH

>>17965268
Quad witching. MMs want to keep things stable to close their positions this afternoon.

Monday we dump.

BAYRY GOGOGOGOGO

>>17965286
Journo was asking if Trump can confirm Iran is the behind the rocket attacks in Iraq like they said

>>17965266
imagine the returns

>>17965256
When did you buy into UWT? I got in at .22 and later at .26, looking to hold for a while (yes I know you shouldn’t generally hold 3x ETNs but these are strange times)

trump unironically got BTFO today by these questions

>>17965288
That would crash the entire market retard

If we dump on Monday does that mean TVIX is gonna moon again?

We're above 20k again, very disappoint with you all

>ohmygod he called it the deep state department!

>>17965254
>Tons of money in the market
>Fuckloads of it leaves
>Market drops like a rock
>This is the bottom!! Buy the dip! Get back in!
>Drops further, people sell again.
>Get back in, buy the dip!!

Also new money jumping in thinking we're at the bottom.
It's the same as Bitcoin or some shitcoin at this point.
There's no real panic in the market yet, people think this is just some flash crash that's going to recover in an instant.

>>17965148
yes, that was your window. if you didn't sell, you'll have to hold through the weekend but you'll be fine. don't panic sell for a loss.

>>17965268
the witching is a buoy
monday will be fucking red
especially if more lockdowns happen

>>17965263
i heard milkies cure corona.. i'm trying desperately to knock my wife up on lockdown and start production

>>17965268
Mass delusions of hope.

>>17965286
An investor was calling Rick Sandler out on his bull crap. Rick didn't want to hear any negative. The dude still thinks 3-6 months from now we will still be back to where we were.

>>17965290
Lol I know, I actually just sold all 3 like 30 seconds ago because this shit is going down LMAO. Nice gainz tho. I\ll get back in monday when they are 30 cents each.

Half of these questions are just Journoshits policing language.

christ

>>17965319
>It's the same as Bitcoin or some shitcoin at this point.

This is true and I'm loving it. This is probably the only time in our lives where we can trade blue chips like shitcoins

>>17965304
So he probably knows they weren't but doesn't want to deny it so that MSM can spread the disinfo

how many american dead are priced in?

>>17965305
the liquidity would be very high

he selled et?

>>17965266
Is she the CNBC chick?

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
COME ON SQQQ AT LEAST $27 PLEASE I WONT BE GREEDY

>>17965288
Dumbest thing I’ve read in these threads and that is saying something. Take politics out of it for a moment and think, dummy.

Calling out China, good

GOMMUNIST!

>>17965306
I have 25k spread across each. I got in at the super low. Just made 8k lol

>>17965344
BlackRock
she was just on CNBC telling me to buy stocks

>RE-ENTERING THE CRAB ZONE

I PUT ALK MY MONEY IN EXXON WISH ME LUCK NIGGERS

holy shit another one
great questions

>>17965336
A few thousand, out of the coming millions of deaths

Stop overreacting guys

WHAT WAS THAT

I want him to dramatically point his finger at somebody and say "YOU ARE FAKE NEWS" again, that's the funniest thing he has done

>>17965308
I dont believe the rest of the world would lose faith in the dollar and it would erase a good chunk of u.s. debt. And it would sink china

>>17965256
>GUSH
already announced a reverse split. rip GUSH bros

>>17965376
Should've bought RDS and BP

>what kind of message do you think it sends to other countries when you're yelling at reporters x 24

>>17965376
GOOD LUCK FELLOW OIL NIGGER

>market going up
You have to be very low IQ to be buying now.

>>17965322

>calls already up 15% in an hour


WHEN DO I TAKE PROFIT AHHHH

>>17965386
China make all our shit senpai

>China is almost fully back to normal operations

>>17965322
Supposedly you can induce lactation by dry milking her tits with a breast pump (like that collects milk, not a vacuum pump) for 20 minutes a day

>>17965256
Holding a multiple of 40 for GUSH right? I’m at 160.

>>17965268
its fucking niggerrigged quad witching bullshit.

fuck everyone i'm holding 3x inverse ETFs shorting the DOW and SP500 through Monday

>>17965410
do it now. a profit is a profit

>>17965410
Soon. Monday red red red

JUST A FLU BRO
>JUST A FLU BRO
JUST A FLU BRO
>JUST A FLU BRO
JUST A FLU BRO
>JUST A FLU BRO
JUST A FLU BRO
>JUST A FLU BRO
JUST A FLU BRO
>JUST A FLU BRO

>>17965386
It would absolutely make people lose all faith in treasury bills. And after that it's all over

>>17965404
>what is DCA

>>17965415
Anyone who knows about epidemiology knows that's fucking bullshit

>>17965404
Apparently traders are low IQ

>>17965406
Jesus.

WHY DON'T WE JUST LET IT RIP AND LET X% OF PEOPLE DIE

>>17965427
>>17965428
IT'S ON OIL

DO I DAYTRADE THESE CONTRACTS?

>>17965415
"normal"
lmao, unless they completely close borders or eliminated every single infected threre's no way to go back to normalcy.

That sound effect on CNBC is pissin me off.

>>17965425
Yes, Id exit GUSH soon tho as per what this anon said. >>17965394 GUSH is kill soon.

>>17965307
>we finally got him says tired democrat for the millionth time this year

I CAN'T TAKE THIS SNIBBIDY SNIBBING ANYMORE SOMEBODY MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

who is this semen demon with the trivago girl accent?

That's a big girl!

SQQQ $24 waiting room
anyone else joining me?

>>17965386
>outright cancel monetary property due to geopolitical disputes
>markets wouldnt lose confidence in the usd

??????????????????

>>17965464

>>17965404

>>17965452
>oil calls
Playing with fucking fire

>>17965404
Yep, people are delusional.

HE COOFED

>2 weeks
Lie
>8 weeks
Massive fuckup, millions dead. Or lie. Probably lie.
>3 months
They're going with rolling shutdowns to keep the infection rate lower and reduce economic harm, the literal worst plan. Half as many dead as 8 weeks but almost as much economic damage as trying to purge the thing.
>5 months
They're gonna try and kill it completely in this country before the vaccine drops. If it doesn't work it will be fast rolling shutdowns with far less dead.

However long someone tells you it will take. This is what they mean.

>>17965452
fucking sell you mong

>>17965376
should be fine in 12-18 months.

markets not holding up, dow sinking again.

-3% by EOD hopefully and another -10% by Monday EOD

>>17965475
me too, usually $24.50 is my target price

>>17964875
how can you be so brainwashed

>>17965475
I'll be fine with 25 at this point. Fucking Trump couldn't even prep the bulls properly. The only good thing is that bloodbath Monday is basically guaranteed.

>>17965451

>>17965492
>>17965452
take that profit lmao you'll kick yourself if you don't

UNEMPLOYMENT

GET READY FOR RED HOLY SHIT

kek is Trump going to be reelected after all this?

>>17965505
There is no vaccine.

I want to fuck Kate Moore

Here we go

>>17965475
I can't decide if it would be better to buy today or first thing monday morning

>>17965475
Hello

>>17965526
Yep

>My Sister is a hippie and has a "green" investment portfolio
>It's actually up YTD
>I'm down like 15%
IT'S NOT FAIR

>he's gonna give us MULTIPLE phases of TRUMPBUX
fuckin based
dumping it all in VIX

>>17965535
>>17965535
>>17965535
>>17965535
new thread
>>17965535
>>17965535
>>17965535
>>17965535
new thread
>>17965535
>>17965535
>>17965535
>>17965535
new thread

>>17965526
no.

>>17965404
To be fair every news outlet is working very hard trying to convince people the bottom has been found. Tune in to literally anything. And you'd be surprised how many "smart" people trust MSM to this day

>everything skyrockets after unemployment mentioned
Clown market.

WHY CAN'T I GO OUT FOR BRUNCH, WHY DO WE HAVE TO SAVE BOOMERS? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

The invisible enemy scares me bros

>>17965451
2.2 million dead of COVID, 1.8 million dead of COVID and no beds, god knows how many dead of no beds.

They'd literally burn the White House down if it came out they did it on purpose.

>stock market geniuses
>they’re not geniuses but they think they are

>>17965542
Why do you hate the planet anon?

>>17965542
who is she holding? definitely not tesla

>>17965518
how is he getting baited so easily into headlines for these lecherous journos. "millions of deaths" what utter retardation.

>>17965526
yes by a landslide

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>17965559
RED
CHINESE
MENACE

>>17965526
Hard to tell frankly, this entire circumstance is highly unprecedented.
I could see a situation for both yes and no.

>>17965479
why would any other country fear similar treatment. No one else spread a virus that is effectively a bioweapon. It's a unique enough force majeure and narrowly tailored solution that i don't the rest of the world would lose confidence

>>17965547
cope harder. biden doesnt stand a chance.

>>17965526
Frankly at this point I can see people voting Biden just because he ain't Trump.

>>17965573
The millions of deaths things is based on John’s Hopkins medical forecast using China’s and SK’s dece-thru-february number. It predicted roughly 4 million would die in a year’s time.

M&A fag who invests in real estate. 0 stock market exposure ever. I am opening an account. What is the best platform to trade from home? I am going to be a long term holder.

>>17965212
The index isn’t being allowed to move more than 4% to IV crush you noobs for Monday

>>17965520
Fauci quote

>>17965598
in any other circumstances a recession of this magnitude (they're calling for Q2 -24% growth, -4% for the year) would mean utter death for whoever inhabited the oval office. But Trump has a unique ability to get his cultists to only believe whatever bullshit he spews, and there's the big ? of how people react to a recession caused by a pandemic rather than just popping up out of nowhere.

I don't think we'll be able to know the answer to this until like august at the earliest

>>17965515
Brainwashed is thinking that Trump is doing a good job when he nearly caused a war, crippled the economic growth, and thus caused this mass panic selloff that has stopped the economy.
And let's not talk about how he denied the coronavirus situation all the way until the dow nosedived 3000 points in a single day.

>>17965629
Charles Schwab makes you sound really good and their phone support is actually really good. Some fuckboi risk analyst held my account and I was actually able to get through to a manager and explain my situation to get a policy exception. During a high volume day my wait time was still less than an hour to get a hold of real people and internal transfers took less than five minutes.

>>17965526
Only if he sends trumpbux without means testing.

>>17965625
Barons just did an article about how JHU is roughly double the WHO, and how that seems fishy.

Sorry, china is a big country. They could possibly hide 3 or 4 thousand deaths on top of the 3,000, but hundreds of thousands? No.

China is public health nightmare, especially Wuhan. Peasants stacked 10 high in shitboxes with no ventilation. The disparity is not going to be 3,000 vs 3 million.

You can see numbers of that sort in Africa however. Italy is similar to Africa in a lot of ways. Highly corrupt and totally ineffective government, populace who doesn't trust/obey government ordinances, lots of crime, poor sanitation.

>>17966005
Not only that, all of it's happening in the relatively wealthy north. Imagine if it hit Naples.

>>17964746
>What’s wrong with buybacks?
its literally the reason were staring down the barell of a depression, NOT a recession

stock buybacks are all off of leveraged money borrowed from banks
suddenly stocks drop over a third across the board, and banks need that money back. but the corps are also down (off of leveraged money no less)
hence the rapid acceleration of overnight repos, and hence the carnage we see on the daily now, as all those repod shares get dumped onto market to give banks some liquidity back

its basically 08s housing market collapse, except instead of shidiots buying a house they could never hope to pay back, its corporations ran by shidiots who will never be able to pay them back
complete with their very own style of ninja mortgages. look up covenant lite loans. literally chopping up small bits of junk debt, repackaging it with other chunks of not-so junk debt, and then credit ratings agency giving it a AAA stamp
its a fucking joke
if the credit ratings fags get let off this time, AGAIN, for this SAME EXACT SHIT, imma lose my fucking mind