/biz/ - Business & Finance

Cope.

>>17962876
>gay vopes

kek

>>17962724
It's all part of the plan. Robinhood etc are just UBI for fucking retards

>>17962724
Would you?

>>17962876
Yes cope...

Look at the doomer react to everything npr tells them to lol. Meanwhile the feeds are getting progressivly more retarded as the professional cripples wheel out the usual pleas for donations to diversity.

>>17963050
You don't think there's anything suspicious with a market rebounding in under a week after every single major first world city has been locked down, and all non-essential businesses have been shut down?

>>17963134
Fuk. Go on Anon. What might our suspicions suggest?

>>17963134
>rebounding around 5% after making the equivalent in losses for several days straight
>isn’t there something suspicious
You’re obviously a newfag and also an idiot so let me make it real simple: assets do not dump straight down dumbass

>>17963280
assets do not dump in general

>>17962724
Dw fren, this talmudic ponzi scam is collapsing before our very eyes.
Once market cucks wake up from their greed hypnosis and see everything they invested in is just wind and they've been fooled, they will reclaim blood and we'll see politikikes and bankikes getting hung in the streets, and useless niggers ousted/drawn in the rivers.
After this we can build a society on solid foundations where ppl truly generating value like you are getting rewarded and useless parasites getting nothing. It's the same cycle over and over, and we are at the end of one of them.

>>17963317
Kek

>>17963134
Boogity Boogity you hyper reactive retard. Show us on the doll where the solar rays bouncing off of jupiter will kill us all if the global warming doesn't.

>>17963360
>where ppl truly generating value
Like what? And also what value would you provide that sitting on your ass has prepared you so well for

We are currently engaged in biological warfare with bats

>>17963396
>Like what?
Like most jobs on minimum wages.

>And also what value would you provide that sitting on your ass has prepared you so well for
Are you so disconnected with reality you don't grasp such simple concept. You must be a rentfag, an insurer or a filthy dividend parasite. You'll soon get the rope shlomo. =)

>>17963396
here's a repo crisis that started last year, pension funds are insolvent, the government is bailing out every industry, dozens of CEOs quit their jobs in anticipation, Brady Sluder announced he didn't care if he caught Corona Virus, senators sold millions in February, the unemployment websites are crashing do to load, mass layoffs haven't started, supply chain hit hasn't fully manifested yet (companies will run out of reserve stock soon), quarterly earnings are next month, hmm what else? yes there is a global pandemic. Oh right, there's a housing bubble, student loan bubble, sub-prime auto loans. What else? OH YEAH. All growth in the market since 2009 has been fucking stock buybacks! OH RIGHT any the fucking pandemic hasn't even slammed the hospitals yet. Do you realize by this time next month the average hospital will be swamped with elderly people who are literally suffocating to death? Picture it, and the media coverage.
We haven't even priced-in all the people who will be drawing out their 401ks to pay for mortgages, rent, and food. OH yeah, and the food shortages. OH YEAH and the national GUARD is being DEPLOYED because of the very real possibility of riots in the major cities. OH YEAH and there's going to be an Occupy Wall Street 2.0 coming that will be militantly violent with a fully built-up army of anti-Drumpf cattle manipulated by strongest anarcho-communist blac block America has even seen (as a reaction to the Alt Right).
Yeah mate this is the bottom for sure... for sure... for sure

>>17963498
>Like most jobs on minimum wages.
>jobs that will soon be done by robots
>valuable
Once you take the true red pill and realise nothing in the modern consumerist world structure is valuable beyond satisfying dopamine’s addictions maybe you might come to terms with reality and make money instead rather than being in denial about where this world is going. Even if the finance industry crashes, people are too reliant on it and on the government to be able to truly fend for themselves and so they’ll come crying back to them. I remember people calling the end time’s during 2008 as well but just look at the past 10 years, this is the result of what people want. Hell even 2008 was partly due to irresponsible corporatism. And seeing as a return to mans prinal nature seems unlikely in today’s cucked culture. Better play the cards you’re given rather than bitching and coping about it on a Vietnamese basket weaving forum

>>17963701
I T' S H A P P E N I N G

>>17963701
Bruh

>>17962876
fpbp

>>17963701
Based schizo anon
>this is the bottom for sure
I didn’t even call it the bottom? We have a long way to go but guess what I’ll be buying then because no matter how much people thrash about in the short term, they can’t do without their nice things and relatively comfortable lives. Americans and Europeans are so out of touch with reality and with the rest of the world it would be sad if it weren’t so easy to profit off of

>>17963701
yikes

>>17962724
Fuck. This world really is just rotten.

>>17963134
Yeah the fact that stocks go up when every business In America is shut down is peak clown world if you ask me. But that's gonna happen when the fed pumps money like they have been.

>>17962724
Are you telling me I can travel to the 3rd world to adopt a daughteru for free?

OP video kinda got me.

Source ?