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snibety snab :DD

Pence should be president.

Did oil reach the bottom?

CRAB
MARKET

BLOOD FOR THE BOOMER GOD

FUCK BULLTARDS
FUCK THE FED
FUCK JANNIES

5 and the dow dies.

DO NOT GIVE GLOWNIGGER VAMPIRES YOUR BLOOD

FUCK THIS IS BULLSHIT

when are they going to stop fucking doing these daily market-imploding pressers

For fucks sake

>oil under $20
war soon, prepare accordingly

Im not going to donate blood, let the market die

>Sold my TWTR puts I placed at the floor earlier today

fuck i am so goddamn retarded I hate my life

TIME TO DIE BOYS

IM LOSSING MY ASS ON THESE PUTS, DUMP HARDER

>>17940040
>>17940043
NICE TRY BOBO
WE GOING BACK UP

The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down, and whisper "No."

>>17940032
KEK

>>17940020
no, he’s just a really good yes-man
maybe a cringey but perfect vice prez material

>>17940020
Stop trying to push this, holy fuck. Plain as day.

>>17940061
oh no

when pence started crushing his testes with a potato masher i just lost it. i can't believe he did that.

>>17939994
It's over.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I can't wait until the weekend so I can stop looking at these fucked up charts

IM BACK

>>17940020
Pence is a way better speaker, no fuck ups talks clearly and smoothly

>>17940020
pence should be my neighbor

AT THIS POINT, WHEN PENCE MAKES CUMMIES IN HIS WIFE, HE REFLEXIVELY THANKS MR PRESIDENT.

guys i have $350 put away for video games, should invest that money in Uber instead?

>Buy when there's blood in the streets
is this it?

Crude oil to go below $20 a barrel, zoomer blood to go above $2,000 a pint

>>17940053
>half the country is unemployed
>the drumpf speech is what’s killing the market
oh no no no

>>17940061
WHERE?? HAHAHA

It's definitely a sideways day where any gains on options and shorts will be generally flat. Despite this I already made my usual days wages just on the puts on some etfs.

I'm generally of the opinion that they were something of a bubble and that they didn't really represent a good long term stock option.

WE RES BOYZ

>sit ion my face plz news pajeeta

>>17940079
wow, what a shitty .gif
Is this the stolen version reddit is peddling? >>17940032

Okay what the fuck, two Cobra attack helicopters literally just flew over my house. Not even joking.

Is this bullish or bearish?

CAN WE GO SUB 18000??????

>>17940097
>Crude oil to go below $20 a barrel
what makes you say that?

>>17940093
>in
Don't you mean "against"?

retard here, what is the purpose of buying spy puts with premiums when you can just by SQQQ or SPXS etc.

>>17940078
It was just to distract from Fauci shooting himself live on TV.

>>17940076
AAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOO

boomers can have my blood
for a price
>that’s how the world works kiddo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY ARE SMALLCAPS AND FANG STOCKS DOING WELL??!!??!!

UNCHARTED TERRITORY

>If we had known

THIS NIGGA LITERALLY TOLD PEOPLE TO DO NOTHING

>>17940093
Only if you mean uber puts

EXCUSE ME

>>17940109
They're going to shoot the virus

>>17940127
faang because nobody likes to sit on cash, so they're already buying back in with their profits

BOOMERS ARE LITERAL VAMPIRES SUCKING BLOOD OUT OF YOUNGER GENERATIONS TO STAY ALIVE

>>17940096
Half the country is unemployed because the markets imploded with every daily trump presser citing worse and worse news

Keep up sweaty

>trump talks
>stocks goes down
Why?

>when will things go back to normal?
>"we'll see"
i'm already a neet, this IS normal

>>17940109
>he has to ask

put your money in Sony

>>17940078
Sacrifice your nuts to pence so CoronaChan can’t get them? Sounds pretty gay to me.

Who did this?
https://brrr.money/

trump just got wrecked by that reporter

>>17940121
DUMP IT
and then
PUMP IT
and then?
DUMP IT

>m..muh media!
LMAO

>>17940109
Yes, buy Textron

11.000 new cases in a day
noice

trump is a racist confirmed
quote from trump "kick the chinks out, i called it months in advance"

>>17940127

industry has a moat against covid

Trump wants a stimulus split 50/50 to joe sixpack/corporate liquidity. Dems want 70/30 because the 2008 bailouts were 0/100 distribution.
Trump will take 60/40 and the deal will get announced tomorrow because the stock market bleeding into Friday close and over the weekend hurts him more than it does Pelosi and Schumer.

Shorts getting burned

No escape bull time

>china didn't warn us

Yeah, maybe them destroying roads and putting cities in lock-down was kind of a hint.

>>17940114
Because if spy puts are in the money you make WAY MORE money than you can’t with a fucking etf lmao.

An etf is leveraged 3x at most, a put can be 5000x if it’s crazy enough

>many many many

>>17940096
>the drumpf speech is what’s killing the market
Drumph did nothing but congratulate himself for being ahead of this situation (lel) for his stock bubble that's long dead, told us that we are going to be able to try powdered Panda Dick to see if it works (who knows?).

He's a rambling, low-energy mess. CNBC is "reassuring" people that its not the End Times.

>a factor of many many many

What a weird time to be alive

BLAMING THE MEDIA AS USUAL

>what a week!


>>17940145
lunch hour means no volume in markets

>these people dont know about power hour
>or lunchtime lull
>or the opening algo wars every morning

BASED TRUMP

trump is so racist. we need that nigger lover biden in the white house.

this dumb fucking boomer still thinking about his reelection

Have you let boomers drain your blood yet americans?

>less then 40k tested
>"you don't need to be tested"

Donald trump.

Not really relevant but Dutch health care minister just stepped down.

>>17940154
stfu fag

>>17940153

>>17940153
oh shit that’s good lmfao

ships?? why do we need ships?? am i retarded??

>Whadya mean we werent prepared? I've been on those fucking chinks since day one!

STOP PLAYING WITH MY HEART WITH THESE DUMPS AND PUMPS

>>17940130
Shhhh
We know
We alllll know.
>>17940167
Pretty much.

Is anything happening on the presser? CNBC is cutting to wapner’s show?

Markets will be back in six months baby mark my words check em

By back I mean above when they started to fall

DO NOT GIVE BOOMERS YOUR BLOOD. LET THEM DIE SO WE CAN AFFORD HOUSES AGAIN.

>>17940109
We are in a bear market. Due to the massive actions on the part of the government we might only see a moderate recession. Don't bother looking to see if you can find what looks like a bottom. Not because the whole house of cards will collapse, but because playing that kind of game without indexing the volatility will just net you losses.

tl;dr we are in a bear market. So sit back, relax and let the Russian moneymaking process guide you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6bN_T92SYY

>>17940186
prob has the ‘rona

>>17940153
I assume you. Hiding an XMR miner on your site or something?

>>17940165

ty

gonna just.. snibbedy snib.. ehehe...

>>17940154
lol no

> CNBC screaming buy everything
Lol we're losing 4000 points tomorrow.

>>17940114
More risk more gainz. If you dont get it dont buy them till you read up

>>17940208
>I assume you
I wish

>>17940020
Pence is a yes man and nothing more. He's Trumps ultimate wingman.

Is it safe now bearbros?

>Hey son, it's time for your daily blood extraction.
>Gotta keep my antibodies up, sonny!
>By the way, when are you going to buy a house?

>breaker system like breaking an egg
what did he mean by this

>n-n-n-n-nobody knew this would happen
>nn-n-n-n-nobody could prepare for this
Jesus

>>17940186
Is that the one that collapsed on the yesterday?

>>17940112
Demand is low and Russia and the Saudis are INCREASING production, their might not be enough storage for all that oil

>>17940200
lmao

they way he pops these stupid roastie reporters in the mouth makes me forget about the israel shilling and reminds me why i voted for him

>>17940206
He collapsed during a debate in parliament. Maybe he has it or maybe he's had one sleepless night to many. Who knows.

>>17940193
You sound mad salty

Someone tackle him

ITS LIKE BREAKING AN EGG!!!!

>>17940230
>their might not be enough storage for all that oil
Doesn't that mean that production will have to go down

>>17940222

>>17940237
what? he literally got called out for calling the virus a nothingburger and then claiming they were more prepared than everyone else.

>>17940079
Lol reddit

>>17940229
Yep

>>17940237
>
trump tranny cope

>>17940225

>>17940242
SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO MAKE A FEW OMELETS

>imagine for one moment you're a GUSH fag which is literally a x3 ETF for oil. Now imagine your face when you look at the price for oil (up 18%) and then look at the price of GUSH (up 0%)
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
FUCK GUSH FAGS

>>17940253
Nationalized oil with taps on full blast + no capacity = negative oil prices. These countries will be paying people to take their oil.

>OMG ACKMAN IS PEAK FEAR THE BOTTOM IS HERE BUY BUY BUY
Bulls everyone

sounds like he got the sniffles

>>17940230
Saudis are activly trying to tank the oil price. Not even a war between them and iran will make the price go up

Guys, I think I might have bought the top on TVIX

Pence president when?

>>17940259
>>17940265

>>17940286
youll need a complete lockdown to save you

BUY GILD
>BUY GILD
BUY GILD
>BUY GILD
BUY GILD
>BUY GILD
BUY GILD
>BUY GILD
BUY GILD
>BUY GILD
BUY GILD
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>>17940274
Or they just decrease production. Anon...

>>17940253
Nah just means you should invest in barrel makers, they'll have to make new barrels to store the stuff.

the feds DESPISE the color red

FUNNY BOUNCY LINE IS RED
>FUNNY BOUNCY LINE IS RED
FUNNY BOUNCY LINE IS RED
>FUNNY BOUNCY LINE IS RED
FUNNY BOUNCY LINE IS RED
>FUNNY BOUNCY LINE IS RED
FUNNY BOUNCY LINE IS RED
>FUNNY BOUNCY LINE IS RED
FUNNY BOUNCY LINE IS RED
>FUNNY BOUNCY LINE IS RED
FUNNY BOUNCY LINE IS RED
>FUNNY BOUNCY LINE IS RED

>>17940275
Did he say something else?

DAY TRADING SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

>>17940286
I bought in at 50

>Boomers are now openly talking about LITERALLY harvesting the blood of the young so they can keep spending their money for a few more months.

I'm so glad that the day of the pillow is nearly upon us

So, good day to load up on 4/17 puts then?

back down we go
wheeeeeee

>>17940295
nice avatar bro, might wanna trim the beard

Cashed out my small position in a 10x leveraged short on sp500. 34% profit in 2 days not too bad.

They should send real time market updates to trump while he’s speaking so he know when to just SHUT THE FUCK UP.

who produces the anti malaria drug and what stock is that?

Yes goy... buy our medicine... Good goy...

>>17940305
Yeah just decrease production it's so easy xddddd

I found my love

We're staying below 20

>Gold down
>Stocks down
>Bitcoin up

The absolute state of boomers.

JUST

>>17940259
He banned travel from china and was called a racist for it
Initially you leftist were against any measures to contain corona then half way through February you flipped and started blaming everywhere besides yourselves.

>>17940310

noooo bullbros we got cocky i should have sold while the pump was happening everyone was expecting good news about the bailouts but then trump started rambling and it all went downhill

should we hold in case they start talking about bailout news again

>>17940331
based. will you be buying two bigmacs today instead of just the usual one to celebrate?

>its red
>we were literally up 3% before “he” started talking

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ALL AAAAAAAA

>>17940335
Bayer

>>17940164
Hint is quite different from verbal messages, and it seems like many world leaders, Trump included, are bad at taking hints

>>17940295
cringe tribalist retard.

back to pol.

>>17940337
kek

>>17940339
does anyone know their name?

>>17940310
>Thinking barrels are still used in 2020

>>17940339
QT w milky

So now that everything is nice and cheap, what should I buy with government stimulus gibs? I'm a nurse so income is assured.

>>17940338
It is though. Dump this shit into ocean if you have to

>>17940324
fucking nice.

You guys sold your calls before the speech and bought more puts right?

Is it time to throw a cheeki $10k at Boeing, United, Delta, etc?

>>17940350
Holy revisionist history

You people actually are delusional, jesus fucking christ

TRUMP JUST ACKNOWLEDGED CHINESE NUMBERS ARE FAKE CCP BTFO

>>17940339
I want to smell her neck.

>>17940359
We should be 3% down you fucking nigger

bobos will friday be red?

>>17940330
>>17940363

>>17940359
You have to expect a prespeech pump and postspeech dump. The only time that hasn't happened is the 10% rally last friday and that still got rekted on monday

STOP TALKING

>>17940335
Regn

Can you hear the pitch of the BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR increasing as they speed up more and more?

>>17940389
That's exactly how it happened you fucking lying weasel scumbag.
Feb 02 the washington post was calling on people to hug chinks because racism bad

>>17940375
>I'm a nurse
A coffin

I missed the beginning of the conference, what the fuck did they say about young blood transfusion?

It's so easy

>>17940384
Absolutely not. At least one of those companies is bankrupt within a year.

my god what a solid question

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>17940348
the point of buying stocks is to get good companies at fair or undervalue. literally everything is on sale right now

>>17940326
NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DRAIN YOUR CHILDRENS BLOOD TO EXTEND YOUR UNNATURALLY LONG LIFESPAN. NOT THE ZOOMERINOS! NOT THE HECKIN GOOD ZOOMZOOMS!? WHO'S GUNNA PROP UP THE GATCHASHIT MARKET AND WHO'S GONNA SPEND ALL THEIR MINIMUM WAGE ON FORTNITE SKINS IF YOU ROUND GEN Z UP LIKE CATTLE AND SYSTEMATICALLY DRAIN THEM OF BLOOD??

>>17940394
You should go back to sucking your orange retard’s microdick, nigger.

>>17940358
Nah man, I made food for 3 days yesterday.

>>17940381
i'm in cash for the rest of this week. it feels like being an alcoholic gone cold turkey

>>17940384
Eventually yes but not now

>>17940429
Until they cancel your dividends of course.

>>17940384
Boeing if you want to become rich in 5 years.

SP mooning soon

>>17940417
theyre recommending that zoomer and millenials donate blood to the boomer generation

CNBC is fucking fear mongering faggots

>>17940432
You should hang yourself.

>Bitcoin mooning
What

>>17940423
mommy is very smart.

>>17940418
what are we looking at?

lmao

I'll say it again: Today is a sideways day. No real definitive motion up or down. These kinds of things happen and are a normal part of intraday trading.

Tomorrow may well be a bloodbath given the current patterns and how the euro and asian markets do.

>>17940414
Literal IQ of a retarded ferret
Save the fucking world bu getting corona and dying already, you delusional peabrain

wtf is he saying LMAO, only 2 of you

>WE SHOULD GET RID OF 90% OF YOU

we could get rid of about 75% of you LMAO

>>17940107
Probably. I think it works best when posted after the original, although I also like the DBZ one.

>>17940350
trump tranny cope
don’t cry fake news if you’re gonna be the one to parrot it

>YOU'RE TOO CLOSE
FUCKING KEK IM NOT A SUPPORTER BUT I LOVE THE ORANGE MAN

lmao what the fuck was that answer? "you two should leave, it's congress what can I say"
what a fucking braindead moronic response.

Why does it keep going back up when he roasts the media? Just have him do it for an entire conference and we'll be back to normal

>>17940460
You first faggot

>>17940381
I sold my calls midway through the speech after the president announced the trial of drugs. Probably was good timing too, since now everything is taking a dump.

>>17940473
You dumb stupid moronic lying fuck. You think people will forget your forked fucking tongue? Hope you run your mouth irl like this to, do it to the wrong guy and your are getting your fucking windpipe smashed in.

>>17940432
Kill yourself you stupid fucking faggot retard. This economy is propped up by bullshit. I hope you lose everything and die you FUCKING FAGGOT

>>17940461
WSBgod unironically called it, WSB > /smg/ confirmed

Also TRUMP JUST SUPPORTED THE US GOVERNMENT NATIONALIZING COMPANIES

Should I get vxx while it's cheapies?

Since SPY options are retardly expensive atm, what should I buy instead?

>you should leave immediately

>>17940027
Yes

>>17940286
I bought at $1000 yesterday. Pray for me.

>>17940381
i got cocky now i have to wait

>>17940467
the key to tomorrows answers

TRUMP DO YOU HAVE NO SHAME??111

>>17940226
>it’s 4 PM honey, time for your vein flattening

GOVERNMENT TO HAVE EQUITY ON COMPANIES
>GOVERNMENT TO HAVE EQUITY ON COMPANIES
GOVERNMENT TO HAVE EQUITY ON COMPANIES
>GOVERNMENT TO HAVE EQUITY ON COMPANIES
GOVERNMENT TO HAVE EQUITY ON COMPANIES
>GOVERNMENT TO HAVE EQUITY ON COMPANIES
GOVERNMENT TO HAVE EQUITY ON COMPANIES
>GOVERNMENT TO HAVE EQUITY ON COMPANIES
GOVERNMENT TO HAVE EQUITY ON COMPANIES
>GOVERNMENT TO HAVE EQUITY ON COMPANIES
GOVERNMENT TO HAVE EQUITY ON COMPANIES
>GOVERNMENT TO HAVE EQUITY ON COMPANIES
GOVERNMENT TO HAVE EQUITY ON COMPANIES
>GOVERNMENT TO HAVE EQUITY ON COMPANIES
GOVERNMENT TO HAVE EQUITY ON COMPANIES

>>17940506
Kill yourself bitch.

why can this retard not pronounce industry right

in DUST ry in DUST ry in DUST ry

>>17940452
Ok i'll wait a week or so.
>>17940449
>>17940422
true but I have faith in boeing since it's somewhat needed for national defense and delta's always been a good company. United, though...

THANKS FOR TELLING US.

>KTOS cratering for no reason
GOD DAMN IT

>>17940547
in does tree

>>17940508
Shut the fuck up you fucking stupid fat sack of shit. Youre fucking cringe fantasies will never amount to fucking nothing, especially when theyre built on fucking delusions of what your orange retard spouts.

>>17940527
the answer to market performance before expirations?

lmao

>>17940448
>until they cancel your dividends of course
most my companies not only paid through the last recession, but increased their dividend the entire time. if the dividend is cut, I sell the company and put it in a company I can trust more, like ITW, PG, JNJ, PH, LOW, etc. solid payout ratios. also, these companies will borrow money (at now what...1%?) to pay their dividend on a down quarter or year to keep their Aristocrat/King status.

>thanks for telling me
kek

>>17940533
god damn this bitch has had a ton of work done.

>>17940510

Guys what the fuck.
Did they found a fucking cure?

>>17940495
You dont get it because you are retarded.

LOL ;_;

WHEN NATIONALIZE NEW YORK TIMES, INC

>>17940011
teach me your ways

>>17940508
t. scrawny maga tranny

HOLY FUCK WHAT IS BITCOIN DOIN

>>17940536
They are going for a Full-on dictatorship at this point.

>>17940320
he's being very rational now

>>17940418
>>17940527
So weird they make you learn this stuff when you take calc and de but give no real world use to practice them so you immediately forget it after the test, only to suddenly see it pop up years later and vaguely, barely, remember the name 'Laplace'.

>>17940570
Mathematics is the gateway to all sorts of abilities that some people find, unnatural

Are we almost in the "this is a sucker's rally" point? These cheapies are looking mighty tasty.

>>17940412
No it’s generic by now, Regeneron is testing a different drug and working in a vaccine I think.

LINE GO UP
LINE GO DOWN
SNIB SNAB

>>17940569
You are a lying drooling malaised retard. Every word you spew is 100% pure shit. Do the world a fucking favor and neck yourself already, don't lie you know it's what you want.

>>17940587
No you retard

>>17940569
>>17940508
yes, good, keep fighting amongst yourselves

>>17940604
Bull trap

>>17940604

>>17940604
dead bart bounce

>>17940604
what the actual fuck??????

WHAT DID TRUMP SAY ABOUT ZOOMER BLOOD I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION I HAD TO GET A PACK OF DORITOS SOMEONE TELL ME NOW

>>17940569
Absolutely seething

>>17940604
Bear market rally

>>17940604
Typical crypto garbage movement

>>17940642
ZOOMER BLOOD
HE WANTS IT

>>17940432
Imagine your face in November when he becomes the first and only impeached president to win re-election, the house goes back to the GOP and their first order of business is overturning the impeachment

>>17940642
zoomer blood is the cure
we will start harvesting zoomers next monday

God damnit, I love having trump as president god bless this country.

>>17940621
Whos fucking lying you stupid nigger?
Trump didnt take this fucking thing seriously and wrote it off, he even claimed he was the first to think of it as a crisis.

How do you fucking delusional peons remember to fucking BREATHE?

>>17940617
i appreciate you speaking in a cryptic manner but I would like to have a better idea on what you're talking about

SOPA DE MACACO

>>17940635
PRINT FASTER
https://brrr.money/

>>17940533
Holy Fuck, ol' Chomsky is going fast.

>>17940639
Distrust in fiat currency is causing BTC to pump bro

>>17940642
Idk who it was but I think medical black man said for zoomers and millenials to go give blood at blood banks for boomers lmao

>>17940467
Its just the fourier transformation from time to frequency domain. Used in signal processing and system design. I've no idea how it translates to fucking investing lmao

>>17940602
1. snibety
2. snab
3. :DD

>>17940652
Not so difficult.

After that big announcement of Nothingburger with extra nothing, looks like market is just going to crab out the rest of the today.
I'm going to the store, and then mow the lawn. Watch my stonks and chocolate milk for me, ok /biz/ ?

>>17940666
SOPA SOPA DE MACACO E

>>17940653
You poor schmuck

Why are normies so insufferably cancerous

hey what the fuck actually

Realising how applied finance is a massive fraud. I'm quite interested in the biological domain, I've always had a passion for microorganisms and their implication for humans. I can name a lot of pathogen agents by their scientific name, and most importantly I've already worked in the pharma and under atmospherical conditions, especially to grow fungii, bacterias and cells (which are uses for viral growth).
Let me tell you one thing : this pandemia will need countries to stop for a while. Even Italy isn't rough enough on the quarantine. Let me remind you that the chinese barricaded entire families in their homes with bricks, and delinquants who didn't follow autorities' instructions could've faced a x YEARS jail time. Let me be real clear, either you believe or not the medias tantrum, chloroquine, hydroxychloroquine possible vaccin in the following months, this is all magic powder. We're not in a movie, there is no a scientific team organised with the best of each countries, american big head on top who will find a magical cure. We're in real life, in the real world, where even a flu vaccin is mostly speculation and can sometimes be totally useless. But apparently economists listen only when it triggers positively their thinking machine. Again, there is no cure ensuring a non-hospital jam. The only way to flatten the curve is quarantine, the rougher the better. Oh, and of course, a total control over medias and numbers. One month is a minimum. I don't know the economics behind that number, but that's what will happen. There will be physicists who will totally avoid alarmism. Because that's part of their jobs. So now you tell me, brrrr lads. What's going to happen, when the global economy will be almost cut in half for a month at the very least ?

Has the market priced-in the psychic pain of 500,000 Americans suffocating to death this year? A death is easy to write off as just another number, but the slow torture of your lungs failing while you have a continuous panic attack for days, gasping for just a sip of oxygen.. pure hell. Souls leaving this Earth in immense nightmarish torture. A life ending in terror. Has the market priced this in? What about those who sit at home, turned away by every hospital, watching their parents scream and shake in terror? They lose all faith in our country and or institutions. They feel hate, hopeless hate and rage. They hate the Chinese, the hate our government. They want it all to burn. Has that been priced in? Has the market priced in mass incineration of corpses? Funeral bans? How will this affect the price of the market?

>>17940510
>he bought calls and he’s blaming flerpth for the 10,000th time

>>17940621
Kys Discord trannynigger

>>17940684
>mow the lawn
fuck off southener

>>17940418
If fourier transforms could predict the market I would be a millionaire by now
t. signal processing engineer

>>17940675
yeah i was just surprised it's at 5.8k, thought it'd be at 8k but no wonder why it's pumping hard

>>17940664
Trump kept the public calm while taking real action in the background like banning travel. Trump immediately banned travel to China very early on and was called racist for it, by weasels like you. You literally cannot refute this and many of us will never forget how two faced and hypocritical you shitbags are.
Hope the virus is as bad as you think it is and it fucking kills you bro!

>>17940694
boomer detected

Realising how applied finance is a massive fraud. I'm quite interested in the biological domain, I've always had a passion for microorganisms and their implication for humans. I can name a lot of pathogen agents by their scientific name, and most importantly I've already worked in the pharma and under atmospherical conditions, especially to grow fungii, bacterias and cells (which are uses for viral growth).
Let me tell you one thing : this pandemia will need countries to stop for a while. Even Italy isn't rough enough on the quarantine. Let me remind you that the chinese barricaded entire families in their homes with bricks, and delinquants who didn't follow autorities' instructions could've faced a x YEARS jail time. Let me be real clear, either you believe or not the medias tantrum, chloroquine, hydroxychloroquine possible vaccin in the following months, this is all magic powder. We're not in a movie, there is no a scientific team organised with the best of each countries, american big head on top who will find a magical cure. We're in real life, in the real world, where even a flu vaccin is mostly speculation and can sometimes be totally useless. But apparently economists listen only when it triggers positively their thinking machine. Again, there is no cure ensuring a non-hospital jam. The only way to flatten the curve is quarantine, the rougher the better. Oh, and of course, a total control over medias and numbers. One month is a minimum. I don't know the economics behind that number, but that's what will happen. There will be physicists who will totally avoid alarmism. Because that's part of their jobs. So now you tell me, brrrr lads. What's going to happen, when the global economy will be almost cut in half for a month at the very least ?

>>17940681
yeah I learned this when i got my EE degree but dont know what application he's talking about

>>17940653
>overturning the impeachment
lol u what
are you this much of a celeb worshipper that you want the first thing your party to do under a renewed administration is to overturn something that’s already been ruled on?

>>17940665
Anon is a fag
https://www.financialinterferometry.com/laplace-compound-interest-transform/

>>17940339
how Vetra Nyx would look like if she was human

Today I remind them

https://arxiv.org/pdf/1912.01708.pdf

>>17940700
IM COOOOOOMIIIIIIIIIING

>>17940694
>july
delusional bulls

uk is almost 3 hours late with their numbers.

IM FUCKING LOSING BRAIN CELLS LISTENING TO THIS FUCKTARD

Theme of the market
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV5wmDhzgY8

>>17940727
Next week, not even kidding

>>17940721
trump tranny cope

>>17940614
yeah i had that with trig

had to teach myself trig for real once DiffEq came up, and no more calculators on tests

also cosine is fucking everywhere, chords n tangents too

>>17940665
use Fourier to look at the s-domain (frequency) instead of t-domain (time)

>>17940717
ive seen some fantastic FFT codes for tradingview, works fantastically with currency
the problem is finding what time period, and what candles to use, but once you get it calibrated in, its really quite good

Ichi clouds give similar predictions too, idk enough about Ichiwhatever formula to know if just coincidence or not tho

>>17940721
>Trump kept the public calm while taking real action in the background like banning travel
You cannot be fucking serious.
I refuse to believe you are this stupid.

>>17940642
ORANGE MAN WANTS YOUR PURE INNOCENT UNTAINTED ZOOMER BLOOD FOR HIS FAT BOOMER CONSTITUENTS. MANDATORY ZOOMER MILKING WILL ROLL OUT ON WEST COAST STATES STARTING NEXT MONDAY. RESIST!

thinking of buying spxl at close today

>>17940766
go back to /leftypol/
/biz/ is for capitalist

is this a opportunity for crypto to surge and make itself a steady position in the markets? does this restructuration mean a new daily use of crypto? nobody trusts fiat anymore...

teliphonically

S&P 2400 stronk

>telephonically

>>17940700
there's already a treatment that was found 100% effective against the 24 people it tested who had coronachan and the US just OK'd it and fast tracked FDA appoval on use against coronachan. if everyone takes it (only side effect is you can't get malaria) coronachan will die in 6-10 days

>cruise ships to be used as hospitals for infected.

>telephonically as they say

>>17940771
A tranny calling someone else a tranny?

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>>17940783
You have nothing but petty insults in the face of the truth you lying cocksucker.
Seriously, get corona and cough your fucking lungs out please, the world needs less people like you.

This market is going back down, there's no way this is the end

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>>17940682
4: snabberino

>>17940777
that's pretty cool, reminds me of the serum VST waveforms

>>17940785
NO ORANGE MAN YOU MAY NOT INJECT MY BLOOD INTO YOUR FORESKIN

>>17940721
>trump lulled people into thinking the virus would go away naturally by april and let them go out and spread it like flies because he thought cutting off china alone would be enough to stop it
Fixed that for you

is it possible for an ausfag to sign up to Robinhood? I want to buy the dip. If not, what are the other options?

holy fuck
>is chinese food racist

SHES HOT WHO IS SHE?!

>>17940804
It is already proved false by french health ministry

>>17940777
checked
make sure you're backtesting in a reasonable way though, it's easy to accidentally create a model that predicts the future by using the future

>>17940717
>>17940777
t. Mechanical Engineer who is supposed to graduate at end of April (BSME and math minor)

with 0 debt!
>and 0 internships or job offers

who is this whore?

>>17940815
Hard fucking irony in that sentiment you dumb fucking asspie, considering him lying about taking it serious is your entire fucking basis for “argument”

Swallow a rusted pike

hahahahahhaha

friendly reminder that OAN was in talks with trump pre-victory to rebrand their entire network trump news network if he lost

MY PUTS EXPIRE TOMORROW WHAT THE FUCK

11 THOUSAND CASES IN THE US

>>17940783
> R U SRS?!?! I CANT EVEN

>>17940873
Me too, I’ve given up on them. Sell tomorrow unless a miracle (disaster) happens

FUCK OAN SHUT THE FUK UP YOU COCKSUCKING BLOVIATING WHORE

>>17940834
ABSOLUTE MADMAN. HE HAS TO BE STOPPED

>>17940787
Im not lefty. He's fucking spewing bullshit while jerome is getting coomer arms from all the BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRing when this shit could be so much better. Fuck the U.S. government in every aspect.

>>17940414
No one cares about some fucking rag trumpnigger

>>17940512
This image is less depressing than the source material.

>>17940867
Trying to keep the public calm is what a leader does you weasel. I seriously hope you don't have enough food and start coughing.
I'll fucking shove a rusty rail road spike up your asshole.

>>17940889
>uhhh you dont take my delusions at face value????? Umm dumb libtard heres a shitty caricature
Classic

THEYRE SIDING WITH MANY OTHERS CHINAS THE LEAST OF IT

OYYYYYY

>>17940854
I have a minor in math too my dude
are you also getting cucked out of completing your degree in time by the virus?
I was supposed to finish my masters this semester, but labs closed due to aids.

>>17940834
what a cringey question, she is obviously a newer journalist.

>>17940944
Stay mad shitlib commie.
>*flips u off*

>>17940804
Source?

Remember when that boomer said "We have all the money".
Well guess who has all the young blood bitch.

>>17940942
You wont do shit in your fucking miserable pathetic life nigger. Keep pretending youre some tough guy over the internet KEK

And telling people to ignore the virus and spread it is the very anti-thesis of proper leadership

haha BRRRRRRRRR
https://brrr.money/

>>17940980
>"y-you w-won't d-do s-shit"
shut the fuck up weasel boy
lying cocksucking greasy fucking weasel

FUCK CHINA
>FUCK CHINA
FUCK CHINA
>FUCK CHINA
FUCK CHINA
>FUCK CHINA
FUCK CHINA
>FUCK CHINA
FUCK CHINA
>FUCK CHINA

my turn

BUY PUTS BEFORE ITALY RELEASES THEIR NUMBERS

>>17940642
Anesthesiologist Mike Tyson encourages zoomer and millennials to give their blood for boomers.

>>17940257
WTF?!?!!

>>17940669
Isn’t he like 8X?

I GOT $54 FOR OVER PAYING MY AUTO LOAN

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>>17940683
Is this real?

>>17941100
What's the blue light under the door? Is he shocking gays in his office tesla style?

>>17941161
Yes

>>17941041
Finally. Should I buy calls, yet?

>>17941147
Of course it's real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkYRI48bXRw

>>17940350
Trump supporters have just been reduced to making shit up now? Is that it?

New bread?

>>17941240
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>>17940823
I wish i had cash for life feeds, so i could use MATLAB for technical analysis instead of tradingviews stuffs

>>17940852
yes, that is the problem, too big of a timeframe and data becomes useless

>>17940963
>are you also getting cucked out of completing your degree in time by the virus?
not yet, i have no labs this semester, ive heard labs are automatic A's right now so kinda wishing I did

my capstone project is becoming a nightmare though, company we making it for no longer allows us to meet on site, and school closed means no working on it at school either, so now we scrambling, just having a locak company do all the casting n machining, and hoping its done and correct by them within the next couple weeks

idk shit keeps changing every day, and as the CAD/drawing guy for our teem its all on me to hope our measurements were exact (reverse engineering a metric system using imperial measurements.....)

idk, i wasnt going to participate in commencement anyways because I commute from home anyways

but hey i have zero debt of any kind, so maybe I'll be ok

>>17941233
They've gone insane and are in full damage control mode
They really bought into their own muh gawd emperor bullshit

>>17941302
The way Trump is dealing with this he's lost my vote. It's bullshit, gibs? shutting down businesses? bailouts? I'm staying home in November, there's literally nobody worth voting for, and I don't want to catch the covid-19 from some one who used the booth before me.

Can we some how pressure Trump to get the day trading restrictions removes for accounts under 25k.
>inb4 get rich