/biz/ - Business & Finance

TRUMP:
DUMP OR PUMP?

HURRY UP AND CRASH THE MARKET YOU STUPID ORANGE FAGGOT

About time, I was seconds from posting the new thread and i NEVER have even done that before

20.000 IS THE BOTTOM
TIME TO SHINE,BULLCHADS!

Fiat is over.

>>17938524
10,000 CASES IN USA
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>>17938541
Absolute dump.

Calling the pump. Going to score some nice puts for tomorrow when people realize corona's getting worse.

HOLY FUCK I BOUGHT SPY CALLS HOW RETARDED AM I FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>17938541
pre-presser pump
to
donald dump
every time

>>17938344
Have you been to a doctor?

LETS DO THIS TRUMP PUMP

>Tulsi drop out

>>17938561
lmao better pray Trump puts in a hell of a pump

>>17938524
>PRINCE OF MONACO HAS CORONA
PRINCE OF MONACO HAS CORONA
>PRINCE OF MONACO HAS CORONA
PRINCE OF MONACO HAS CORONA

All i can do now is hold i'm not turning back.

>>17938524
Fuck me I just bought USO puts and oil is literally mooning WTF

>tfw all in MGM yesterday
today is a good day

Today I will remind them
https://youtu.be/p_AyuhbnPOI

why does this fat fuck schedule things then show up an hour later, did someone forget to tell him about daylight savings

>>17938561
Hey you might get lucky during the speech

>>17938579
>>17938579
>All i can do now is hold i'm not turning back.
iktf

>>17938565
I don't have health insurance, so no

>>17938550
WTF wasn't it just 1,000 like 2 days ago????

>>17938579
godspeed you beautiful retard/

LOAN YOUR ENERGY FOR THE PUMP

a well dressed man at a dive bar told me he manages $500,000,000 in investments for a bank his family started and he said he's buying up REI

I just put my last dollar into REI.. ama

>>17938561
Depends on if he announces everyone is getting Trumpbux or not.

>>17938565
that sounds very much like corona

I can't be arsed to find a stream. What is happening at the fed press briefing today?

is this when the bear and bull are of equal strength?

Anyone know if there's a way to get an actual person on the line at Fidelity?

I've been waiting for a human for forty fucking minutes to ask them to transfer $1m+ out of my account since they limit online wire transfers to $100k.

>>17938581
buy more puts

>>17938524
>president 30 minutes late

>>17938569
>endorses Biden

>>17938550
>US CORONA INFECTED DOUBLED IN 2 FUCKING DAYS
Holy shit, America will have 100k infected by next week.
FUUUUCCKKKK

HOLY SHIT WE'RE BACK AT 20K
TRUMP DONT FUCK THIS UP

>>17938579
what the fuck

> IRON HANDS
it can go to 0 still made and pulled 5k

>>17938567
TRUMP DUMP INCOMING BETTER WATCH OUT FAGGOT

>>17938550

>>17938561
?? you're making money right now

2 minute warning

It's starting, get ready.

>UK decides to go full BRRRRRR
>my three-weeks long GBPCHF short position tanks instantly
Fuck you BRRRR machines.

I hate you all.
You never ever talk about real value in these threads

>>17938589
You know how the band never goes onstage on time to build tension? It’s like that.

2 MINUTE WARNING HERE WE GO BOYS

>>17938608
its called a crab market - WE ARE CRABS NOW

>Trumps going to speak
SELL
SELL
SELLLLLLL

>>17938608
this is when everyone's waiting for something to happen

>>17938550
WE HAVEN'T EVEN TESTED 100k PEOPLE YET!
>WE HAVEN'T EVEN TESTED 100k PEOPLE YET!
WE HAVEN'T EVEN TESTED 100k PEOPLE YET!
>WE HAVEN'T EVEN TESTED 100k PEOPLE YET!
I work a factory line making granola bars (ready to eat food), and the kid on Leg E has had the coof for 2 weeks now, on 2 different meds.
Right now the CNBC is talking about the "great American supply line". It's being run by Pandemic deniers with dollar signs in their eyes.
FYI.

>>17938546
>buy more of my own portfolio at a discount
>rebounds back to 20k immediately

I expected this to be a bottom of 19k but im glad I decided to take the opportunity presented and not get greedier

>>17938524
>DOW pumping on the expectation of a vacine

Delusional

>>17938604
He say why?

BUY PUTS NOW

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

CHOLROQUINE IS GOING TO END THIS BULLSHIT. Bayer is donating their stockpile to the US.

Dividend Growth Investing. I haven't changed my approach and this market collapse is going to shave a year off my retirement early date.

>>17938637
why dont you start?

>>17938637
gb2reddit

>>17938630
AHHHHHH SHIT I AM NOW BUT DO I SELL NOW OR LATER FUCK ME

just realized that options expire tomorrow, short squeeze? anyone trying out calls?

What REITs are anons buying for long term calls?

>>17938619
My mom who works in the ICU said shit will hit the fan by the end of the weekend

We bounced! Bottom is here.

>>17938585
My Penn National stock is up 50% today lol

>>17938604
What happened to you LCIguy? A year you were on the up and up.

NOT MANIPULATED WHATSOEVER

>>17938627
>only dealing with 3K.

I wonder what being poor feels like

It's almost time for Americas favorite game show: Pump or Dump! That's right folks, President Trump is getting ready to speak and we'll find out if America want's to Pump or Dump!

>>17938650
I will be careful not to consume any ready to eat food from America as that's how the virus could be spread

Yeah I do think now is the time to buy more puts

Its going to be bullish for a few weeks now until they realize that the vaccine wont be approved and introduced before its too late.

Fucking delusional boomers as always jesus fucking christ they are trying to delay a tsunami with beach toys.

>>17938559
this

>>17938561
you are smart bro we are pumping Trump is about to deliver good news

Brix is a nice looking hag

>>17938662
that's unhealthy levels of cope buddy

here we go

>he isnt buying UWT
You will literally be rich in a year

>the gilf is back
yum

I can't believe I missed the fucking BOTTOM again.

>>17938676
Oh good. The peak is a great sign.

"Let the bulls think they are safe."

who here /Birx/

>that finger to the head gesture
CNN journo angry

>>17938702
wtf are you talking about?? bullish lol

>STATE DEPARTMENT IS ABOUT TO RAISE TRAVEL ADVISORY TO HIGHEST LEVEL: DO NOT TRAVEL

Mommy Brix makes my cock so hard.

>>17938694
> Only gambling 3k with risky option contracts
Definitely practically homeless over here

>>17938619
Retard, reported numbers are limited by testing capacity. We probably already have 100k. Jesus you’re retarded.

>>17938666
with trump speeches it's a straight up gamble 50/50

secure now if pus

>>17938689
sub 20k is very ugly anon

>>17938694
>I wonder what being poor feels like

Wait a couple of weeks and you'll find out.

FUCK HES ON

>>17938619
+33% Every day

>>17938676
>My mom who works in the ICU said shit will hit the fan by the end of the weekend
Dude, get your family and leave for a remote forest area!
Not shit man do it, save your family!

>>17938561
sell them before the dump tomorrow

>>17938657
i guess they stumbled upon a huge oil reserve.. idk.. he could be bullshitting..

HERE HE COMES

>>17938676
my fiance works in the icu and said the same thing. She also said she would be shocked if the whole country wasn't under a federal shelter in place order by sunday.

Trumps on
time for everything to crash lol

>"Wash your hands when you are done"

>>17938550

>>17938723
Based boys unite!

>Chinese virus
>Chinese virus
>Chinese virus
>Chinese virus
>Chinese virus
>Chinese virus
>Chinese virus

>>17938702
then wait for the pump and buy puts its not that hard anon

VERY IMPORTANT CONFERENCE
>VERY IMPORTANT CONFERENCE
VERY IMPORTANT CONFERENCE
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VERY IMPORTANT CONFERENCE
>VERY IMPORTANT CONFERENCE
VERY IMPORTANT CONFERENCE
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VERY IMPORTANT CONFERENCE
>VERY IMPORTANT CONFERENCE

he said it again KEK

>CHINESE VIRUS

Did he seriously just call it the Chinese virus

>>17938565
That was me
No I have not. I have kids in preschool so I've been sick 5 times since January 1st. Three colds in January, the February a flu from hell with body aches and a cough that all of the adults still have. Four of us have it still. Now I feel like I am getting sick again and I'm in bed feeling like every breath is not deep enough.
Going to the doctor for anything is pointless. They would never have helped last month and they won't help this month. The kids are fine though

THE CHINESE VIRUS ON OPEN
KEK

$AMRX is taking off, their malaria drug might save us from the Chinese Virus. Anyone else buying?

HERE WE
GOOOOOOOOO

VERY IMPORTANT CONFERENCE

cringe boomer fake news jokes just get the coof and expire already

>>17938666
Take the money asshole. You're obviously stressed out about the trade, just make your money

>but I might be missing out on limitless near term profit!
Yes and develop an ulcer while you worry yourself sick over it

>chinese virus
oh no he didn't!

>>17938774
Yes.

>the chinese virus
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHA

CRASH IT RETARD ORANGE BITCH FAGGOT

GIVE ME NEETBUX

WE'RE LIVE

>>17938716
Making people poor won't make you rich.

>>17938702
Nope
don't go long until new york gets locked down
last time I'll warn you

>>17938687
??

>immediate chinese virus

Give it to me straight mr President, will mcdonalds survive this?

> Trump speaking strengthens the crab
The actual fuck

>>17938610
Anyone?

>>17938785
>>17938782
He's such a child. Always trying to piss off other people.

>YOU CAN'T CALL IT A CHINESE VIRUS JUST BECAUSE IT ORIGINATED AND SPREAD FROM CHINA ALONG WITH EVERY OTHER PLAGUE IN THE LAST 20 YEARS!!!! BAT SOUP IS A CULTURAL TRADITION AND ABOVE REPROACH!!!!

>>17938774
yea becuase it's from, uh, CHINA moron

china did this shit on purpose as a terrorist attack and Trump knows it

>>17938796
based

TRUMPF SOUNDS LIKE SHIT

>>17938720
Shut the fuck UP

>>17938737
Indeed. I've taking to straddling before a Trump speech. It could go up, on the other hand he could come out still coofing on a breakfast donut and cause the markets to tank 12%

>>17938668
Cpt

no one cares donald bring on the good stuff

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT

>>17938687
Not sure if this is the right one. Feels odd.

Trumps gona coof

FUCK YOU CHINA
>FUCK YOU CHINA
FUCK YOU CHINA
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>>17938716
>he thinks this is the bottom for oil

There's going to be bad news isn't there

>>17938752
my dad works for the cdc and he said we'd all be playing gamecube by saturday.
true??

>>17938824
some dumb shit to get re-elected

>we got rid of the isis caliphate

On and On and On about hostages!!!!
HOLY FUCK NOTHING ABOUT THE ECONOMY!
MUH TYSON!!!!

>>17938824
>let JEROME out, we don't know how to operate these machines

NOOOOOOOOO MY PUTS MY FUCKING PUTS NOOO CRASH NOW CRASH RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOWWWHDIDDNDIDWIJSHFUBJRJFEFJOEICJJDJFOEW

>>17938835
yes

>>17938846
SNIB SNAB

what good are these conferences?
dude is literally saying the same thing everyday

>>17938824
Absolutely nothing as Jerome takes his lunch break.

Trump: "Everyone whistle past the graveyard, please."

>>17938835
Good news.
Bad news.
Good news.

YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

>>17938846
red day green day

It could have been stopped where it came from.... CHINA!!!!!!!

bullchad where you at

CHYNA

>>17938722
COPE

HES RAMBLING
"It's TOO BAD!"

trump sounds really bogged down and low energy. False negative test?

>>17938676
My uncle works at JPM. He says everything is under control and there is nothing to be worried about.

THE V CURVE

>>17938802
You’re social credit score has just increased, comrade!

So 20% daily swings are normal for oil now

FUCK CHINA
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>>17938875
havent heard him coof yet though

>few weeks ago
>>17938881
Thanks, comrade

>>17938856
China bad
good economy
etc

>china
>chinese virus
>could have been stopped where it came from, china
we're gonna go straight from dealing with this virus into WWIII arent we?

Trump said he is going to announce important stuff.

He's going to announce mandatory quarantine. That's why he is sugar coating with good news about hostages.

>dow pumping

so much for my 3x inverse ETF tracking the dow

>V curve
>V curve
>V curve
>V curve
>V curve
>V curve

>>17938859
What else is he supposed to do?

MY CALLS ARE GOING VERTICAL.

I JUST BOUGHT 10 SHARES OF 3M WHY THE FUCK IS IT GOING DOWN

>V-CURVE
V-CURVE
>V-CURVE
V-CURVE
>V-CURVE
V-CURVE

New pattern?

So what did he say that’s making the market go up? Idgi

>>17938876
see>>17938650

>>17938894
>we're gonna go straight from dealing with this virus into WWIII arent we?
YAAAAAAAASSSS

>talking about a v-curve during a pandemic
clown fucking world

>>17938856
he wants the poomp

>>17938856
>pump it during the conference
>buy cheap puts at the top
>sell when it crashes
it's great

You guys, you're not.... you're not actually falling for the scam pump again, r-right?

>Anti-viral therapies

HERE COMES THE PUMP BOYS

>>17938875
He's old as fuck, him and Biden will both be the oldest presidents in history

What the actual hell is going on with the market right now

>>17938896
Nah

>>17938868
He never passes up a chance to say that when the whole world pretends to ignore it. This is how this dude gets votes.

>>17938890
he tryna hold it back

THE V
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>>17938890
hes trying not to

if he coughs, we're in red again

>>17938894
Imagine if the supply chain moved from china.
They would be up in arms knowing that it's the time to strike.

>>17938898
you should have sold it yesterday and be buying back in right now.

YES TRUMP IT'S A CHINESE VIRUS IT HAS TOTALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR CIANIGGERS PLANTING A BIOWEAPON ON A COUNTRY THAT DIDN'T WANT TO CLOSE A FAVORABLE TRADE DEAL WITH YOU

If this goes to $0 do i get liquidated bros..its reverse etf.

>>17938875
he obviously has the virus he's just lying about a false test to avoid the press trying to tear him apart
the dude probably spends 90% of his day on a ventilator before they pump him with speed to get him in front of a camera lol

>>17938894
Just imagine how much money your puts will be worth if ww3 happens

>>17938579
Stupid. Shorting oil down at a price where every oil producing country in the world risks bankruptcies if it maintains for long enough. You know what happens to the price when producers start to go bankrupt, right?

>>17938775
Well in theory you can and should get tested for covid 19

>why?
Because it means you get special consideration with respect to care, treatment, and accommodations for someone with the flu (H1N2, H2N3)

Furthermore if you actually have diminished lung capacity as a result of NCoV19 you'll be dealing with that long after you're over the virus.
Besides how uncomfortable it feels, there are all kinds of health problems that can occur from not getting enough oxygen

HOLY SHIT BULLCHADS WE'RE FUCKING POOOOOOOMPING

>>17938931
THE GIRL WHO COOFED THE WORLD. NOT EVEN THE PRESIDENT IS SAFE

this big news is fucking nothing

LET ME PAT MYSELF ON THE BACK AMERICA!!!!!
HE WAS WAY AHEAD OF ANYONE ON THIS!!
WE'LL HAVE A CURE BEFORE 2022! (Maybe).

>>17938894
Chinese Virus is the correct name for it. They're named off where they're originally reported from.

some trading algo heard 'destruction' and sold

Bros is the chick behind trump blinking in Morse code?????

>>17938919
as long as you get in and out in about 1-2 hrs you can still make a little money

my positions are moving by like 50$ up or down each time i refresh

>>17938903
Cuz boomers think the vaccine is out now and it’s cured

stonks are up WOOOOOO

>Rapidly, quickly, and I mean... fast
How eloquent.

>COUGHING IN THE BACKGROUND
OH NO BROS

he rambling there's bad news coming

>...or me
lol

>>17938944
Not buying ZANO is so rekt

REALLY GOOD PROMISE

WE GOT TOO COCKY BEAR BROS

>>17938934
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>>17938946
Spanish flu started in Massachusetts tho

Not so fast.

FUCK ALL BOBO'S

>>17938962
No bad news, bud. They are getting a vaccine out fast. This is going bullish HARD now.

Sell in three weeks!

>>17938950
Holy shit.

>>17938559
Layoffs, energy.

>>17938934

>>17938610
Nigger I've been waiting two days for the faggots at Sandals to call me back so I can cancel my trip and get my $6k back

>>17938933
i bought SDOW this morning as it was trending negative. unexplicable rebound

i'm hodling for the conference at least hoping for bad news. he's floundering on about nothing right now lol

>>17938957
he is low energy, he has the coof

>Dow up 2%
>S&P up 1.5%
Look out the window if you want to see bears jumping out windows. Eat it you greedy fucking worms.

>trump comes on and says absolutely nothing
>the shear fact that it is nothing and not some garbage bad shot he usually spews is pumping the market

LET THE SENILE GO ON

>approved compassionate use
OH SHIT

>>17938894
USA just wants an excuse to remove China from the geopolitical scene.

>>17938936
why....why did you long oil.....

>compassionate use
that's when they put you down with a heavy morphine dose
that's "compassion" in the healthcare business
you "let nature take it's course"

>>17938956
What game is this

They broke me, closed all my SQQQ because of being too greedy and not taking profits. Not a devastating loss but could have done so much better.

>>17938977
(((therapies)))

Why are all the boomers buying whenever he says things that aren't even concrete
>We are working on all these drugs they will help!

>guys we have a cure coming we promise for christs sake please stop selling, we're doing so good we're winning, WINNING

WE'RE IN THE MONEY
COME ON, MY HONEY

RIGHT TO TRY IN EFFECT
BOBO BTFO

SHIT BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Pump HARDER
SQQQ isn't even at $24 yet

>>17938974
It was first reported in Spain due to their press being so free back then

>>17938950
no if you look at the gentlemen on the left hes also blinking a lot. its probably just being nervous. the females in my family (sicilian and italians) also blink rapidly when nervous like that.

WHY DOES HE TALK ABOUT UNRELATED SHIT FOR SO LONG

>we're going to test unapproved meds on dying people and then kill them with morphine when that fails

>>17938995
>he thinks a 1% rise will stop bearbros

Laugh at him

>>17938995
>its already dropping
Oh nonononono

>>17938894
Not straight into it but a war with China will start in 10-15 years yes

>>17939004
Shadow President

Noticed how he didn't say what is found to work in china?
Top fucking lel

>>17939012
Nobody ever went broke from taking profits desu

Uh-oh, Trump just encountered a long word -- watch out below!

>>17938524
RIGHT TO TRY
CHOLOROQUIN
Malaria drug A.K.A. $AMRX

>>17939003

that is a SHORT my man. NO heckerino would i buy an oilerino long stock. I planned on holding this a few days but jerome is fucking with me!!!

>>17938990
Have you been ignoring the past 2 week trend? It's been bouncing between red and green on alternating days. Don't try to guess how the market will react to what Trump says -- the market is completely irrational right now. Just play trends until everything calms down. I just bought SPXS at $21 to sell tomorrow.

>>17939032
Based

>>17938977
nope he's full of shit

What the fuck is your problem you drooling retard??!!

>he’s been working hard, harder than anyone, except maybe me

>destruction and death
>Chinese virus from China

He’s so fucking desperate to throw the blame off himself... why hasn’t he said Hillary yet?

>>17938975
stop watching the 1minute charts you fucking melon.

>>17938995
20 minutes, the world will end

>>17939059

>>17939030
The more he talks the more stonks go up. He's essentially Midas.

>>17939032
unironically based

You can cure coronavirus by drinking Schweppes. The crash is over, time for another bull run boys

>>17939032
Yes.jpg

Ethical guidelines now rebranded ethical suggestions

>>17939056
fuck off /leftypol/ eat shit faggot

TICKERS FOR MALERIA DRUGS????

ANYONE?!?!?!

>>17938937
prove it.

TIRED
CLEARLY SICK
PRESIDENT
RAMBLES
AIMLESSLY
BARELY HAS
ENERGY ENOUGH
TO CONGRATULATE
HIMSELF

>>17939056
>>17939001

Fuck off paid Chinese shills

So they're going to try all the things that didn't work in china? I actually cannot believe this is the intellectual level our country has fallen to and the worst part is this is what every single person in washington would be saying to the public.

TRUMP SAID GILEAD BUY BUY BUY

>>17939040
>Western zoomers and millenials vs hardened chinese communists
well, it's been fun

lmao he can't pronounce these pharma company names

>mfw bears will watch us climb the wall of worry from the sidelines and then go post on /pol/ about retarded non-happenings for the next 10 years

What the actual fuck is he talking about? He's just repeating himself over and over again.

>>17939030
He's trying to filibuster the market

>>17939085
No

rem desser voar

>>17938941
I appreciate the concern but
Do you live in America? They will do nothing for me

bro he looks like he's about to pass out on the fucking podium. What the fuck.

I've been holding GILD calls since late February

>>17938524
TRUMP SAYS U.S. WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE AVAILABLE ALMOST IMMEDIATELY TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS
$AMRX and $TEVA

>>17939093
Quick, order a bottle of powered Panda Dick! Before there's a run on it!

Why does the president seem depressed?

>>17939104
Lmao, holy shit I think you’re right.

IT is clear that he is has Corona-chan blessing in him

guys should i borrow $20k from my 401k to invest?

BASED PAKMAN MAKING FUN OF THE BUMBLING ORANGE BUFFOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BTiPIhsPOs

>get in trouble for hand shake
trump has covid confirmed

>>17939070
Market is going sideways. Everything said so far is filler.
Get to the news already, El Presidente

>>17938946
that's not true, the spanish flu didn't originate in spain, it's named so because spain was neutral during ww1 so they weren't affected by wartime censorship. Spanish news was the only one like "HOLY FUCK THIS FLU IS KILLING EVERYONE" while other countries tried to ignore it and cover it up to not effect troop morale Everyone just named it the spanish flu cause spain was the first to talk about it then wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.

What the fuck is wrong with Trump, he's so fucking low energy?

>>17939103
He is trying to bore us to death because he is about to announce some bad news.

i feel bad for anyone who dind't buy the dip

PREP
THE
BULL

trumps has lost it lmao

>>17939111
He's leaning on the fucking podium.

He cant even stand up by himself

WE GOT TOO COCKY CRAB BROS

WHY IS IT GOING UP

>>17939076
Even if there was a cure it would take months to distribute, people still aren’t even getting tested

>>17939100
Based nothingburger poster

>>17938806
Good goyim, blame the chinks, ignore my own ineptitude

Make sure to vote for 4 more years of MAGA/KAG

>>17939134
He's got the coof

over/under on how many hours of sleep trump has had the past week?

>>17938662
Trump just announced Chloroquine has been OK'd for immediate use for flu symptoms. FDA approved already. FUCK THE DOUBTERS WERE BEATING CORONACHAN IN THE NEXT 4 WEEKS

WHY IS HE SLURRING SO MUCH

>tHAt DruG has AlsO beeN..................................................................................appRoVed

>>17939103
>He's just repeating himself over and over again
He sounds like a Minecraft youtuber.

>just fucking rambling
SHUT UP AND TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING MONEY

>>17939120
Presidency ruined

>>17939120
he's ashamed of his inability to read the names of the drugs :(

>rem desa... vwarrrrrrrrr

>>17939124
dont you ever touch your 401k you fucking idiot

>>17939100
It's about fucking time, maybe people irl will calm down.

SPY 230p 4/20

>>17939111
it would be comedy gold if he just fell down at the podium and just died
Same goes for biden
2020 will be the funniest presidential election

TRUMP, Ebola has been studied by labs for literally decades.

TRUMP ANNOUNCED A CURE AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY.

BEARS PULL OUT

>>17939093
Yeah, it's absurd. Everyone is hoping and praying for remdesivir even though it's essentially an analog of an older drug that's already been tried AND the fact that we haven't heard the results of the trials in china means it's not working

we are hitting yesterdays high resistance

>>17939135
If there was news he probably would've dropped it by now.

>>17939144
this is just the crab high
we started off dropping to -4%
snibbidy snap will be back

>>17939120
he knows its over

>>17939100
cope

>>17939120
stocky market down = color change for presidency (at least statistically, if the market is perceived negatively the incumbent loses the next election).

>>17939151
>using the first 546 cases as an accurate mortality rate

>>17939146
Anticipation of good news once he finishes rambling

May be game changing may be not who fucking knows?

>>17939189
pleb

he really needs to stop riffing when he's talking about this stuff.
just read the paper, donnie.

>>17939133
Exactly, so it should be called the Chinese Virus

GILD dropped from Trump endorsement LMAO

OH NO OH NO STOP TALKING

>>17939194
good news are the meds, buy puts now

>>17938995
>up 2% right now while trump tries his hardest not to coof
>still down -30.79% YTD
>thinks this means the end of the bearmageddon
stop being a silly boi anon

>>17939190
so we're replacing trump with a guy who's got dementia?

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>>17939037
except its not. Vix is pumping, futures are tracing closely, SP MACD is indicating buy is trending up. Unironically justed for being morons and doing the same thing every day thinking it'll work for ever, don't get me wrong im selling my calls and loading up on puts for tomorrows witch friday but get fucking owned for investing with no brain.

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>>17939092
Search your feelings you know it to be true. It's like you don't know your country loves to ruins other countries that could pose a threat to their hegemony.

>>17938716
I held UWT overnight. won't do that again. I should have taken my 3 cents yesterday.

>>17939151

kek suck my dick tiny-weenie ricenigger

>>17939111
He normally sleeps like 4 hours. He probably is getting less now.

>>17938800
>The problems of the average Joe!

>>17939198
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>17939100
Soon, very soon, I would love, that it go down one more time, please just little bit more, Please one more -10%

what the fuck is he going on about?
Is he senile???

>>17939076
nothing personnel.

What spirit?
People stabbing each other over toilet paper.
And zoomers running about in public.

>>17939202
No, no, this is the gold, when he goes off script and accidentally says the crazy shit in his brain.

STOP

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>nobody has ever seen anything like this

Sold my calls, when should we buy more puts?

>>17938934
>Have to cover up a virus in your own land for your enemy until after finish signing the trade deal on Jan 15
how cucked are you?

>>17939137
neither did you
fuck off, no one believes you

>>17939103
This is how the orange nigga talks
This is how the orange nigga speaks at the rallies except louder
People still voted for him

>>17939222

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>>17939203
Oh yeah duh, we're in agreement. You said reported from. I was arguing cause I originally read "originated from" ignore me I'm a tard

>>17938604
Did you consider that he might be selling real state?

Its ok guys, the virus spread is definitely slowing down, people will bearly remember it next week

"WE SAID STOP, GO HOME!"
NO DONALD, YOU SAID TAKE COOF MEDICINE AND GO TO WORK.
IT WASN'T THAT LONG AGO.

>>17939100
I knew the bottom was close when fucking Ackman was crying on CNBC saying "millions will die" lmao

>>17939193
current data puts the mortality rate at 1.3%

>The cognitive dissonance coming from blue check mark Pussy Hat liberals when their 401k's recover because of Trump's leadership

>>17939187

how to make money in a crab market though?

>>17939232
SQQQ is almost at 24.50. Come on, just a little bit more.

>>17938597
Yeah, it's like when Trump was claiming there were only 50 people sick in america, there were 1000 people incubating the virus, walking around, coughing on everyone.

>>17938637
First time here.
Do have any cases you want to discuss about companies you feel like are being undervalued atm?

>>17939282
dude, after this weekend hospitals are going to be overrun and doctors choosing who is going to live or die. you are delusional

>>17939312
ACCUMULATE IDIOT

anyone else get their OLN in time?

>>17939093
Have the malaria drugs been tried?
We’re also trying this new Regeneron treatment.

>>17939284
already 4x less

>>17939392
or 100x more than the flu

>>17939076
i like how this is 2 month old news but they are acting like this shit was just figured out

>>17939147
IIRC that medicine is over the counter medicine and is rather easily obtainable even in places like Africa, although it have some very severe side effect

>>17939405
the point is that rate was inaccurate, and it is still inaccurate

>>17939380
Yeah they used HCQ in CN. It's effective in suppressing the transmission, but it's not a magical cure. It also has profound side effects, up to blindness.

>>17939439
his point was that covid-19 is more than just a flu
which it is

>>17939115
ADVZ from toronto exchange

>>17939457
His point was that 4% of people who catch it will die, which was always retarded

>>17939093
>So they're going to try all the things that didn't work in china? I actually cannot believe this is the intellectual level our country has fallen to and the worst part is this is what every single person in washington would be saying to the public.
China claimed the Malaria medicine is somewhat effective but problem is Chinese data credibility

>>17939076
>Schweppes
That piss water is disgusting. Better off using one of the artisanal brands like Q or Fever Tree.