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>Meanwhile in the Hillary timeline

>> No.17919319

>>17919251
>chang wang has more money due to the growing chinese economy untouched by the trade war
>He buys real food instead of bat soup
>corona averted

>> No.17919684

>>17919319
this but unironically

>> No.17919822

Bernard timeline:
>CDC funding doesn't get cut by a retarded president
>it takes 48 hours to fix the coronavirus shit because everyone just goes to their doctor and the 4 people with COVID19 get quarantined
>vaccine is created overnight and we never have to worry about it again

>> No.17919841

Blacked.com ATH

>> No.17919890
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>>17919251
> Further military tech transferred to China
> Further donations to Clinton Global Initiative
> Hypersonic Chinese ICBM's inbound.

>> No.17919982

>>17919251
>Hillary Wins
>I go all in ETH instead of falling for the fud on /g/ and /biz:
>I sell the top
>I go all in link
>link ranges between $800-$1200 eoy 2019
>I sell that top 10,000x-ing my initial investment
>Turns out its not the top and link keeps pumping to $1,500 and beyond
>BTC crashes from $1m to $500,000 because Arthur Hayes and his whale group are greedy
>Link crashes to $750
>Glad I got out when I did
>People limit their soup ingredients to edible traditional meat like poultry and beef

>> No.17921013

>>17919251
WW3 with Iran

>> No.17921089

>>17919251
> muh Russian election interference
> Russian must pay!
> WW3, nukes fly
> whatdifferencedoesitmake.jpg

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>>17921089
>he thinks nukes are effective on destroying everything

>> No.17922118

>>17919251
>ballsack or GTFO

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I got arrested for posting wrongthink online, my court date is in a week.

>> No.17922147

>>17922136
good

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>>17922147
they shot my dog and set my house on fire
it spread down the street and now 4 families are homeless

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>meanwhile in the Bernie timeline

>> No.17922499

>>17919319
>implying chinks wouldn't eat weird shit if they had more money
the cunt who popularized the bat soup meme was middle class bimbo who didn't even know bats carried viruses

>> No.17922524

>>17919251
thanks for the laughs libcuck

>> No.17922540

>>17919822
>Bernie prints a 100 trillion dollars in an economic boom and causes hyperinflation like Venezuela

>> No.17922557

>>17919822
Trump never cut the CDC budget retard
https://apnews.com/d36d6c4de29f4d04beda3db00cb46104

>> No.17922601

>>17921089
Meanwhile in the Hillary timeline:
>muh Mexican border crossings literally an invasion
>Mexico must pay!
>WW3, nukes fly
>whatdifferencedoesitmake.jpg