/biz/ - Business & Finance

AHHHHHHHH IS IT TIME TO SELL?

is the national suicide lifeline teleworking?

So with sadness in my heart,
I feel the best thing I could do,
Is end it all, and leave forever
What's done is done, it feels so bad,
What once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again

>dropping like flies
https://twitter.com/Jan_mers/status/1240343340467531777?s=20

It's unironically over

MOMMYYYYY

>>17914827
BOBOS
MY FRENS
TODAY WE DINE IN BLOOD

Apparently oil companies are dividend companies? The div. Yield isn't that good...

>>17914873
its not the bottom yet, you still have more money to lose

Where are the faggots that bought the "dip"?

THREAD THEME

https://youtu.be/SCH4V_FfEwM

>>17914827
A little weak attempt at a pump there. Not gonna work bulls.

Post 401k results.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So what happens now frens?

>>17914901
kek

mods are niggers, why they don't stick this shit already?

What calls you gents buying for the bs rally tomorrow?

We're beginning to reach a point where people could murder each other on the streets and nobody would do anything about it.

BUY THE DIP GUYS
TO SELL IN TOMORROWS BOUNCE

>>17914827
Guys this is just a market correction, we were due for one for a while. Nothing scary nothing spooky just over inflated stock being corrected down to it's actual value.

>>17914901
are they hiring?

Snss anon is literally delusional

AHHH WHEN DO THEY CLOSE THE MARKET

She coofed the world lads

CNBC pumping more fear with the Ackman interview LMAO

Lmao just ackman on repeat

i just want it to end bros

i dont feel good

>>17914997

>DOW is going up
>it's just another dead cat
I WANT OFF
THIS
WILD
RIDE

It's incredible how Russel 2k is under 1000 now

ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME YET ANONS

>>17914978
Here, bought AMD at 37.70 we'll see where it goes

How long until the world stops caring about corona virus and we just let people die?

>>17914997
Grow your own plants, have as much water as possible, and hoard all the food you can. We're gonna see some serious shit.

FUCK I JUST SOLD THE BOTTOM DIDN'T I?!?!?!?!?! FUUUCCKKK

>he doesn't have a strangle position

>>17914978
>J.P. Morgan out with new GDP estimates.(Kids, cover your eyes.)

Q1: -4%
Q2: -14%
Q3: +8%
Q4: +4%

Full year: -1.5% overall.
but at the same time
>NEW: Trump admin planning for #coronavirus lasting "18 months or longer"
which tells me those Q3 numbers are the stuff of bullkek dreams

>ackman is the only man to trigger a circuit breaker

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

RAINING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

FROM THE LACERATED STOCKS

BLEEDING ITS DOW

CREATING MY CONTAINMENT NOW CORONA-CHAN SHALL REIGN IN BLOOD

>>17915011
My money will arrive on Friday. Going to short Volkswagen or Exxon.

>One little virus

>No one on earth can preform labor

>The whole economy falls apart and the stock market collapses.

You guys ready to admit the validity of Karl Marx yet?

Holy fuck i slept through the dow jones opening today. Have i missed any incredible boomer/media delusional salt in the last few hours?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA_CndlBu0g

Why are leftist on /biz/?
You are all poorfags who live off welfare. This is above you.

>>17914997
We do what we always do. Fight until we can't fight anymore.

>>17914267
THE BANKS DO NOT NEED TO RESERVE MONEY ANYMORE

PULL YOUR FUCKING CASH

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

>>17915021
>down 10k in less than a month
>g-guys it's just a c-correction!

BRRRRRRRR

Give me your gains Corona-chan

>>17915024
Ahahahahaha that’s hilarious

Do i want to buy a call with an expiration date on friday for tomorrows pump or an expiration date later next week?

https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/1240304791298945024?s=20
>#BREAKING: New York now has 2,382 confirmed cases of #coronavirus, per Gov. Andrew Cuomo.

>**That's 1,008 more cases since yesterday**

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17915040
still waiting for full interview to be posted on their cnbc

Is SNSS anon here? Does he know when that 400mg trial data might get released? I can't take this much longer

>>17915077

To masturbate

>>17914997
>>17915042

>>17915060
-14%

>>17915035
Based Ackman responsible for the halt with his warning.

>>17915024
Just imagine that he could have taken out a ~110% profit and re-entered at a much lower price.. but decided to hold and is now down roughly 30%

>>17915072
Bill Ackman practically crying on CNBC.

>>17915105
you won't find much tranny porn here

>>17915071

I will if you come to my house and suck my dick faggot

Dow will never be 18k. Screencap this.

>>17915052
lol

We're in a time machine. Currently the time machine is in the year 2013. If we go back to 2008, we will never go forward again.

as someone who started buying stocks in 2018 i wonder if this crash is truly different or if it is going to be one of the "everyone thought we are going to zero" but in 3 years everything will be fine kind of scenarios... what do you guys think? i dont really think that this is going to be the end of capitalism... the elites would not want that but then again who the fuck knows?

how bad is this gonna be, bros

>>17914991

>back to 10%

>>17915117
would be the worst GDP contraction post WW2 if it happens

How much did it cost the feds, /smg/?

>>17915071
Register with a brokerage right now and buy puts, you fucking pussy

>>17915072
Oh my fucking god yes, Ackman broke down crying and screaming on CNBC, Trump said Kung Flu during a presser

>>17915144
Yeah because it'll be below it

>>17915048
Post more /biz/ approved anime, I won't be able to cope otherwise...

>>17915144
off yourself

SNSS Anon once again on suicide watch

>>17915097
next week, so that if tomorrow doesnt pump, friday might save you

>>17915160
A couple hundred billion

>>17914915
DO I HEAR 18? HOW ABOUT 17? GIMME 16! 15! FIFTEEN DOLLAR OIL!

GIVE ME MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR

>>17915072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYJeL6yvYGk

>>17915144
Fool!

>>17915144
>DOW will never be 18K
because it will open at 17K

SHUT IT DOWN

>>17915071
Marx shit depends on an intrinsic value of shit, and that is literally not what we're seeing right now. Sorry.

What should I fap to /biz/?

>>17915186
Back to $40 by summer.

>>17915021
>Market loses 35% of value
>Corona reaping work force and mutating faster
>It killed children today
cope, this is the great depression 2.0

>back under -10%

wtf bears we got to cocky

come on, can WTI go sub 20 already

>>17915160
brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Surprisingly Kroger is the one hurting my gains this time around
>tfw can't sell my SQQQ calls because I was banned from day trading for 90 days

>>17914827
What's this about?

HAHA FEDS ARE GAY RETARDS

>>17915208
feet pics
check em

>>17915154
It's all hype and fear from a ballooned market.
Small business gets fucked, the gig economy gets wrecked, and in 2 years we're at ATH thanks to ((globalism)))

>>17915208
Dr. Deborah Birx

>>17915208
Pedoscat with prolapsed anuses.

How many trillions have gon BRRRRRRRRR since Feb?

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege investing with you all tonight

>>17915208
Homunculus vanilla doujins.

china time, boys

I can't believe Anonymous tried to tell me not to cash out my S&P500 mutual fund shares yesterday. Today's been another bloodbath.

Remember that correctly timing the market is the most important factor in building long-term wealth.

>>17915151
lol

>>17915021
This isn't a correction, this is panic. The correction hasn't even started yet. We are losing another 30-60% of market value by the end of the year.

Wake up.

>>17915229
>tfw can't sell my SQQQ calls because I was banned from day trading for 90 days
AHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
honestly though I did this about 4-5 years ago, live and learn

>>17915144

>>17915253
not enough

>>17914997
russia and saudi go to war and we cut a deal with putin to split europe and the middle east this summer

I'm too drunk to deal with timezone fuckery do markets close in 15 minutes or an hour?

>tfw you made a modest 10% from yesterday on inverse ETF plays
>missed out on some profits today
>missing out on even more, but don't want to wade in to the bloodbath

bros this is scary
how big does your dick have to be to make plays right now?
I envy Warren Buffett I bet he doesn't freak out about this shit he just buys

>>17915160

Considering they print the money it cost them literally nothing fagit.

>>17915126
>Just be psychic bro

so dow dropping 10% is the new normal now?

BBC News anchor keeps coofing live on air

>>17915244
>>17915249
either of these and you're confirmed BASED

>>17915208
Retain your semen, do last two digits # of pushups

>>17915208
/g/224549/

>>17915289
Seems like it

>>17915244
>footfag
how can you possibly have such bad taste in fetishes in 2020

What happens when all the boomer pension funds drain all their assets in 6 months?

>>17915156
Nice.

>>17915244
>check em

>>17915208
soft tummies

>>17915214
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH GIMME GIMME GIMME

>>17915268
>We are losing another 30-60% of market value by the end of the year
Now THAT is panic

>>17915253
about three fiddy

Let's see some screencap porn

You know, what I don’t get about this entire crash is why all of the feds and the political offices are insisting on fucking trickling out bad news literally every fucking day.

Every motherfucking day its another press conference with even more gloom and doom because it turns out the presser the day before wasnt strong enough in telling everyone to bunker the fuck home for a week.

Just fucking bite the damn bullet, yank out marshall law, set some fucking curfews, and force these retarded boomers and zoomers into theirs homes for a week.

Unironically take the Chinese approach and go full control and shutdown, or dont bother taking any mitigations at all.

PUMP FAST
FAST FAST FASTERRRR
FASTER

>>17915287
Anyone with a brain would sell a penny stock if it pumps over 100%, we literally sat in here calling for the retard to sell but he refused

>>17915244
unfathomably based

>>17915272
Desu I'm fine with missing out on the maximum profit so long as a make a profit, I only invested 1k and I'm up 2k in my first week almost.
I just can't wait to get to 25k and day trade infinitely

>>17915321
eat shit redditor

>>17915278
an hour

>>17915208
guro

>>17915071
>implement central planned economy
>whole economic sectors fall apart because of centralized production mismanagment
>this happens nearly constantly, throughout your entire history as a socialist state and affects almost all sectors every few years


Nice grain deals homo.

I'm not looking at my portfolio for a year. Nice knowing yall /smg/

>>17915325
Shit, dude. That hadn't crossed my mind. Pensions and endowments are wrecked.

>>17915321
in an age of ever-increasing degeneracy, unshod women are a beacon of purity

>>17915296
This

>>17915244
Nice.

>>17915361
Good. I gotta close my shorts and go long for the pump tomorrow.

>>17915265
if you want to talk about correctly timing the market... you should have sold long before yesterday anon

>>17915354
I was up to 29k but had to take money out to cover some expenses as of late, fucking sucks.

Is the fed back to its antics again?

>>17915296
unbelievably based

>>17915208
/ss/

HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW
HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW
HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW
HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW
HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW
HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW

>>17915396
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Jerome it's ok
You don't have to poomp...
...not anymore

>>17915154
The real issue is is that we were in a massive financial bubble propped up by speculative investments on wall street and contentious cycle of bail outs that created a bubble in and of itself. A bubble with in a bubble.
The thing you need to realize is that all of that speculative value is not real. That's why a correction like the one we have been going through in the last week is so dangerous because there is no, actual, capital backing it; E.G Labor. There's no one working behind all that air.
So now, we are at a point where companies are epecting a return in profits that is far, far, far, greater than they actually can sustain right now.
So, you know, they have to scale it all back. Lay offs, liquidation, what have. You need labor to create value at the end of the day and you can't out run the falling rate of profit.

>>17915333
checked and brospilled
absolutely based taste

>>17915374
>He didn't sell.

Fucking hell, oil was down 26% at the lows

>>17915244
EXTREMELY based

>>17915208
me

Are mods fucking cryptofaggots or something? Give us sticky jesus Christ

>Bulls have been ferociously running the board for the past 3-4 years
>The bears wiped out 3-4 years of work of the bulls in a single month
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

Do we circuit breaker on futures tonight?

>>17915393
Hey, you win some you lose some, we're all gonna make it.
The road to one mil is long for most but I will make it to the end. I've made more money in one week trading than I ever have in 2 weeks working at my shitty wagie job.

>>17915431
please be male

>>17915431
Very gay

>>17915409

>>17915432
>he thinks /biz/ has mods
lol!

>>17915406
he not right kek
Wallmart up

>>17915296
based, rolling for pushups

>>17915432
no fuck stickies
they attract too many retards

>>17915439
absolutely

Hahaha my country is getting fucked massively up the ass by this too but at least I can laugh that everyone else is going down with me

>>17915431
please be female (m)

>>17915431
LONDON

>>17915244
>2D feet
Most based post ITT

>>17915071
dilate

>>17915024
It brings me so much pleasure to watch that dumb faggot get JUSTed time and time and time again.

>>17915386
who is this ejaculate immaculate?

>>17915431
Don't stop.

>>17915393
its better to take your time than to rush

we all lost big money trying to rush

>>17915431
>I'd is IT GUY
Fag

>>17914959
Yep.

>>17915464
This tbqh

>>17915444
checked and yes
>>17915445
Yes.

>>17915449
yes kek mods have been mia for like 2 weeks now

>>17915431
COOMING

>>17915394
I didn't have as much free time on my hands until this week. Are you going to tell me that I'm stupid for holding through a 20% drop and re-buying after another 10+% (I hope) drop, versus just holding through a combined 30% drop?

*BANK RUN* - Reserve requirement is now ZERO percent
>*BANK RUN* - Reserve requirement is now ZERO percent
*BANK RUN* - Reserve requirement is now ZERO percent
>*BANK RUN* - Reserve requirement is now ZERO percent
*BANK RUN* - Reserve requirement is now ZERO percent
>*BANK RUN* - Reserve requirement is now ZERO percent
*BANK RUN* - Reserve requirement is now ZERO percent

>>17914267

>>17914267

>>17914267

>>17914267

>>17914267

>>17914267

TVIX used to be hundreds of thousands of dollars, is it literally impossible that happens again?

What are all those beeping sounds in the livestream?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4P-FRYGmTU&feature=emb_logo

>stock market crashing
>bitcoin is stable

The beginning of the end of the Rothschild money system. Remember this day.

>>17915431
kys tranny

Look at sava! Just look at it!

>>17914959
>>17915493
divs are going to take a massive hit after they all post quarterly earnings
if you own these stocks you would rather have them doing that anyways, it's better for them to keep cash on hand right now

>>>/pol/248516010

>>17915464
Fair enough

>>17915444
That is not a female ass.

>>17915501
There were like 2 stickies last week. One of them even had music.

>>17915154
This is a cyclical crash, it's the end of the financial cycle.
It happens every time.
We're going lower than people think right now.
Dow will go below 10k.
But then, we'll recover, like we always do.

>>17915510
-_-;
me hoe you jokey

>>17915512
Shock collars

how does it feel to be alive?!!

>Ackman is trending on twatter
lol normies finna go into ultra panic mode

>>17915277
this. we need a big war to fix the economy.

>>17915156
Well they wanted him to crash the system and he did. Can't blame the guy

>>17915493
So people mistake dividend yield and dividend payout ratios?

>>17915512
The bears have planted a bomb! Fuck sell sell sell!

>>17915506
>Implying money will have any use beyond tinder after EOW

Is it going to pump or dump in the last hour?

>>17914827
Cooming all the time makes you even more docile cattle.

>>17915284
fancy toilet paper is still toilet paper

>>17915495
poast moar

>>17915552
And even he's being way too optimistic with his
>just lock yourself in and the virus will die in a month
bullshit
It won't, it's here to stay, forever. We will all get it, just try to get it as late as possible, that's all you can do.

Why hasn't pic related dumped yet?

>>17915578
You can use it instead of toilet paper

>>17915580
Pump probably, just because investors will buy to cover their shorts.

So how much are people down? $10000

>>17915552
Based CNBC tweeting out clips of his rant.

>>17915160
ten gorillion

>>17915431
Thanks.

PUMP IT HARDER

>>17915552
>yfw ackman purposely went and did that interview as an emotional mess and memes like "SHUT IT DOWN" to tank the market quicker so he could get his cheapies at rock bottom prices
so this is the power of a guru

Just got my test results back, thank God I'm not infected.

Ahhhhh as always last hour FED pump incoming.

Will tomorrow break the trend and open in the red instead of bouncing green? Things are getting sketchy.

>>17915612
$19, but I lucked out and made good calls.

>>17915612
4k

>>17915586
and toilet paper is a treasured commodity these days

>>17915612
imagine not being a bear in this market

WHEN WILL IT END

FED IS PUMPING, HOW LONG UNTIL THEY RUN OUT OF INK

>>17915602
Give it time, nobody is more delusional than shitcoin investors

I'm watching Fox Business...
They are fucking hilarious.

>>17915470
Misery loves company

Thanks for this anon

>>17915612
~$100k

>>17915597
Dude it spread EVERYWHERE by January.
Chances are you or someone you know already has it.

>>17915527
I really want to buy but I'm too spooked with all this volatility.

>>17915633
Nice HIV

>>17915596
but this is a general about stocks

>>17915612

2k and getting worse

FUCK I SOLD AT THE BOTTOM DIDN'T I?!?!?!?! FFFUUCCKKK

>>17915495
are you on HRT

>>17915612
$20

This pump's only purpose is to set up the final dump before market close.
I can't believe this is the market now, bros.

>>17915501
if you say a certain word that rhymes with migger they reappear

>>17915431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrBRu3ZOhhc

You could always become a stripper during this economic down turn, as youtube algorithm suggests XD

>>17915602
The largest exchange needs price to go higher before they can release the liquidations from a few days ago

How the FUCK are my oil shorts AND longs losing value? Am I getting Bogged?

>DOMINOS PUTTING PIZZA CHEFS FIRST
>MARKET RISING

BASED

>>17914827
BEARBROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17915612
$4k

>>17915633
>HIV

>>17915659
Post proof

>>17915669
its actually stocking market general
Kneesocks are also allowed though

>>17915612
I'm too scared to look

This is the bottom right? I shouldn’t FOMO all my cash into VIX futures?

>>17915666
it's ok.. you can only get it once

Stop pumping, just let it fall Donnie.

>>17915208
That beautiful red line.

>>17915633
>muslim doctors
>HIV

DOW IS GOING UP
TRUST IN THE PLAN

>>17915669
fapping is part of trading stocks, gotta up those rookie numbers

He will save us.

>>17915612
Nigger I've been down over a year thanks to weed stocks. This is my chance to bounce back.

What's happening with NWSZF?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

$AMZN TURNS GREEN

>>17915669
Fuck you you fucking tranny i see the bulge

Long $AMD. Balls deep into $AMD. This stock will soar.

>>17915612
$1k because i made a really retarded option trade, should gain it back tomorrow though with a call when it hopefully pumps again like tuesday

>>17915677
Chigger? Digger? Rigger? Bigger?

I've been waiting for a relief rally to last more than one session to double down on puts. It just keeps falling. This is unprecedented.

BLUE APRON
L
U
E

A
P
R
O
N

BUY

BUY

BUY

>>17915661
Possibly, I've had a slight fever and a small cough for a week now. Doesn't matter, everyone will get it. Just try to get lucky and not die.

i think i'm out after today. I'm up 200% over the last couple of weeks, i'm just gonna hang out and wait for the rest of this to blow over before buying in.

They’re only delaying the inevitable

>>17915612
>being down

>won't even hit the 2nd circuit breaker today
oh no no no no bear bros we got too cocky

>>17915633
literally POZZED

>>17915602
maybe 4.9k is the bottom and it wont go lower but i think 4k temporary is possible

>>17915725
Donnie boy!

GO GO JEROME

>>17915749
kek, he's not even going to live until the fall

Is it time to buy AAL?

IM GONNA FUCKING POOOOOOOOOOOOMP

Alright boys what's the juiciest SPY call strike price

>>17915764
Why is Jon Arbuckle sucking dick?

Aaaaaaaaah oh fuck oh fcuk should I cash out

>>17915633
>HIV

>>17915771

yeah it will. eventually. and that eventually is getting farther and farther exponentially by the day

>>17915574
>So people mistake dividend yield and dividend payout ratios?

The point is that common stock dividend yields are less certain than bond yields. If the company is having trouble making the dividend payments (as would appear to be the case when a company has a 150% dividend payout ratio), then the company can cut or eliminate the dividend entirely. If the company cuts the dividend, not only does the dividend yield drop, it's likely the share price will follow suit.

>tfw pretty much broke even today by selling SQQQ during the crash and investing profit into blue-chips
This is the play.

>>17915780
good take

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I hate my job. Stuck in an hour long meeting. My puts were up 25% at the start. Now I'm back to 0.

>>17915419
>tfw gonna be quarantined for 2-3 weeks straight with no belly gf
feels bad man

>>17915156
Im greatful to God its not Bernie who will be President

>>17915152
someone pls pls pls make a pink wojack out of doc

>>17915804
PROFITS YOU TAKE ARE YOURS TO KEEP

DOW to close above 20 000?

>>17915780
>+359% this month
>buy
Yikes. That's gonna be a short for me.

>>17915672
no
>>17915679
i would strip desu
>>17915708
oh great i should have known it was a thread about s(t)ocks
>>17915764
>implying i'm hiding it

>>17915633
>HIV (Positive)

AND NOW

THE END IS NEAR

This is bullshit, bring back Ackman

>>17915764
>1988
Zoomer detected. First dates being a restaurant and flowers hasn't been a thing since 1960s

>>17915669
Can we get some more in these trying times?

>>17915798
I went with 240 by friday. PUMP PUMMMMMP

I know just what to stock up on

>>17915809
Ah, yeah, I think I get it.
So an over 100% dividend payout ratio implies that the company is taking debt to pay dividends.

>>17915824
can they pump for 2 hours?

Ooooooo fuck I used a credit card to buy. Lololo

>>17915780
Oh nice find, time to short

GODDAMMIT JEROME I WAS LITERALLY JUST ABOUT TO MARKET SELL THESE SQQQ CALLS

>>17915632
Yeah basically.

>>17915697
Wish I made it up. On the plus side I've got ~$60k waiting in cash reserves to buy the bottom, whenever it comes.

>>17915858
They can BRRRRRRR for 2 years

>>17915859
idiot. what did you think was going to happen? LOL

Is this the most powerful fed pump all week?

>>17915552
Not to panic but ehem... OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS ALL OVER WE ARE SO TOTALLY FUCKED
nice work bill

WERE PUMPING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17915846
AND SO I FACE

THE FINAL CURTAIN

>>17915722
I did the opposite, I jumped out of TVIX at 760, fucking kill me

Why is the US 10y up 25 bps today?

>>17915612
$0 I pulled out late 2019 and now i wait for the bottom. I will never learn options or shorts.
https://youtu.be/UvRe4BoHSaw

>>17915859
>Credit card
Are you fucking retarded?

>>17915876
Lol
I have 2 months till I have to make a payment. Hopefully I will be ok

>>17915874
Damn

>>17915071
shitty anime for shitty plebs

>>17915633
>pozzed shitskin using Tsubasa as an avatar
Really pumping the price of anger

>>17915878
How long can they keep it up?

>>17915859
are you the retard from last night calling yourself a brainlet chad

Recycle:
>>17914921
>>17914921
>>17914921
>>17914921
>>17914921

>>17915892
money is scared, leaving stocks and jumping in to bonds?

>>17915671
>FUCK I SOLD AT THE BOTTOM DIDN'T I?!?!?!?! FFFUUCCKKK

Hey, important question. I sold all my index fund shares yesterday. Should I re-invest the money in LCI instead?

>>17915111
Soon.

>>17915859
same man i thought 22k was the bottom

>bog.jpg
>he sold?

pump it

>>17915804
cash what you dont want to lose. Key word don't

>>17915853
since you ask so nicely
also anyone got tips on getting into stock trading i'm a new person here

>>17915296
guess what im gonna do instead, go ahead guess

>SOXL under 60
Literally 50% of my red is from SOXL.
Pic related it's me.

>>17915817
just tell them you have to take a massive shit and trade in stall in the bathroom. How can you be this stupid?

>>17915932
No>>17915947
yeah I bought a bunch yesterday. I got some good stocks but did not expect today to be worse.

>>17915954
I recommend kneepads at a time like this

>>17915296
>>17915954

>>17915954
>please forgive me god

>>17915244
didn't even plan on cooming today, but now I have to after checking those digits

>>17915954
that's a man

>>17915804
Nothing wrong with securing some profits. It's why you did this

>>17915790
I'm upset, honesty, it's never been done before.
Green day tomorrow?

>>17915954
Cutie you need to do some hip thrusts with a barbell, beef up the bottom of your booty

>>17915936
it's the yield that is up 25 bps. my understanding that an increased demand for USTs would depress their yield

>>17915889
>>17915846
>>17915725
>>17915717
>based Gandolf

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us...The are other forces at work in the world besides those of Evil”

>>17915954
Thank you very much. I will go coom to this now.

>>17916065
next you'll say the sky is blue

>>17915889
HAHA, YOU PUNK
I'M NOT A QUEER

>>17916017
You know you can't repent of a sin and commit the sin at the same time, don't you?

>>17915937
yeah.. fuck it.. I'm about to go alll in on LCI.. i'm about to sell everything i own including my truck to go all in on LCI fuck yeah

>>17914991
Thank god I liquidated that shit.

>>17915413
>bubble within a bubble
This is the dumbest shit I've ever read. No wonder you're a communist.

Stupid S&P Printers

>>17916122
ty for cooming to me here's a full set
https://imgur.com/a/hViogrV
>>17916086
i should shouldn't i, i might start working out more when i finally get my underwear i ordered

DOW will never go under 19,000 again.

>>17915244
Garbage fetish
God-tier ship taste

>>17916272
kys you diseased freak

>>17916272
Based

>>17916272
based

>>17915612
$0, I only come here to watch the incessant shitposting and autists losing money

>>17916272
You should really do your squats

>>17915449
Source on pic?

>>17916272
biz got me into this

why are fags so desperate for attention?

>>17916430
Small poomp tomorrow, crab market.
Friday it will break 17k.
15k next week when people in the US begin to grasp the full magnitude of corona-chan's plan.

>>17916844
>not aware of the quadruple witching

>>17916877
The fed barely has enough cash to push this market around, you really think someone afraid of option expirations is going to burn cash doing it?

>>17917033
>not aware of what happens to ITM positions