/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17904946
HERE
WE
GO

>crude

Quit. Squirming.
You absolutely deluded bull, this is for your own good.
Shhhhhhh, shhhhhh, there. Now you can rest and I'll wake you when it's all over.

WE'RE GOING DOWN

>>17904946
BREAKING: LIVESTREAM FROM THE FEDERAL RESERVSE HEADQUARTERS

Figured this represents the situation accurately

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHzbcl_jgU8

Thoughts on CODX lads?

I bought after that wicked dip yesterday.

IMO: They need to release sales if it's going to skyrocket..

WILL SQQQ HIT $31???

Final bets, frens: Will it nosedive, rise up or go snibbedy snab once it opens?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

CRASH SOON, FELLOW BIZNESSMEN

The drops of stock, they fall all over
This awkward silence makes me crazy
The glow inside burns light upon Trump
I'll try to pump you if you let me
(This can't be the end)

Market sells, they rip right through me
Tears from eyes worn cold and sad
Pump me up now, I need you so bad

DOW DOW DOW DOW
DOW DOW DOW DOW

Oil at 23.xx

DUMP ON OPEN OR WAIT UNTIL TEN?

Selling SQQQ on open bros? Or waiting for 30?

>>17904979
>They make test-kits

No limit down on open is actually bearish.

RIP in peace Oil

>>17904991
it will be exactly level all day long
neither up nor down

>>17904991
First it snibs and I close my puts. Then I buy calls before the snab.

>>17904975
Kek this fucking meme is so satisyfing

>Crude oil right now
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>17904946
The /biz/ discord link is discord gg xFuuSTZ

We got 600 members and are growing, get in here bros

https://twitter.com/i/status/1240267748820889600

2020 has really been a wild ride

Are we brring again today?

>>17905034
fuck off you cunt

DING

DING

DING

IT BEGINS BOYS

>>17905044
March 18th is the Death of the BRRRR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFgAE5SgFnw

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

did you ever think you'd wake up for the opening bell and hear Cramer demand Boeing be nationalized by noon?

Let's play a game, it's called take a shit at the open and when you get back see what percentage of stuff on your watchlist has a short sale restriction on it. Bonus points if it's the SPY.

>>17904946
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HERE THEY COME!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Goodbye gentlemen

Crash it with the exact same corona FUD.

SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k SUB 20k

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

UNDER 20K
UNDER 20K
UNDER 20K
UNDER 20K
UNDER 20K
UNDER 20K

IT OPENED AT -6.8% FROM +5.2%

IT NEARLY TRIGGERED THE CIRCUITBREAKER JUST BY OPENING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG TODAY IS GONNA BE A GOOD DAY BEARBROS

ITS OVER I LOST EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Better get on the printer asap.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HERE WE GOOOOOO

I see the fed woke up early for today.

>-6% instantly

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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OH FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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>>17905058
He's starting to talk about all the crazy socialist shit FDR did lmao

OH NO NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>>17905075

>yesterdays gains immediately wiped out
audibly kek'd

ALL RED

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

SOMEONE MAKE THE ORANGE TALK
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

ITS OVER, THIS IS LITERALLY IT

>>17905100
expected really

FED PUMPING ALREADY

>>17904946
LETS GET IT ROLLING

REV UP THOSE PRINTERS

>>17904946
>ANON NOOOOO!!!!!!!!

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/bond/tmubmusd10y?countrycode=bx

Don't fall for the futures meme, 10yr bonds back up to 1.1%, doubling, the big bois are grabbing ammo to rebuy into the game.

>goes from below 20K to above in just a minute

[BRRRRR intensifies]

WE'RE UNDER 20K

>>17905069
so incredibly gay

Any recommendations for long-term oil ETFs. Is XOP a good one?

OH NO NO NO

I KNOW IVE LET YOU DOWN

>within seconds I lose hundreds of dollars
>get it back tomorrow
>lose it within seconds the next day

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

RIP in peace to all 401k

>Sub 20k
EEEEAAAAAARRGGGHHHH

lmaoing at mutss

>>17905092
FASTER CALL IN BACKUP EXPAND THE BOARD SIZE

>Puts instantly go from -100% to + 150% down to +50%

STOP BOBOS YOU'RE SELLING YOUR POSITIONS TOO FAST, THE SPREAD IS TOO WIDE

>sqqq
>reached 29.50 again
>SELL SELL SELL
>fucking broker lags out
>get 29.19
wew lad that was a close one

Remember - The bottom is 18.

BUY, take out loans and BUY BUY BUY at 18.

BULLS ARE BACK?

Pump up the jam, pump it up
While you feet are stompin'
And the jam is pumpin'
Look at here the crowd is jumpin'
Pump it up a little more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8

THREAD THEME

How do I sell any options contract on robinhood? I bought calls on SPXS and wanna sell before 4 but I don’t see a button to do so, all I see is “replace order” which would cancel it. Please help bizbros

>>17905134
Expect it to go down even further when all non-essential travel between the US and Canada is confirmed.

>ewj only down 2%
Why did I pick Japan of all nations to short

dubs decide how many circuits break today
>all 3

Holy shit this green dildo.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*INTENSIFIES*

>>17905159
>not waiting until 31

>>17905175
just 1

THE PUMP IS ON

major puuuuuump

POOMP EET

>NO CIRCUIT BREAKER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17905175
2

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHATS HAPPENING

>>17905159
Ever heard of a limit order?

psh was that all u got bulls?

>>17905175
>2

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *smoke starts coming out of the printer*

NOOOOO IT'S GOING INTO BOTH DIRECTIONS!!!

MY PUTS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>crude 23$

what the fuck

>>17905198

Bullish! BUY BUY BUY BUY

>JP Morgan and Vanguard were among a group of representatives who met with Mnuchin to request a two week shutdown of the markets

>30k profit on open down to 20k
man i should have sold and waited for the pump
owell

>Goes up 200 in less than a minute
ÜBER POOMP

>>17905175
none

Print it

everything burns

None of the circuit breakers will hit today. It's a fakeout red start, but the day will end up green, ruining all the dumbfuck bears.

chop chop chop chop chop

>>17904975
hell?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This crash looks oddly green

Bears should be banned.

>>17905178
You bought a Clorox™ dildo??

>>17905199
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17905214
oil consumption is still declining in US and Europe, this will continue

MESS WITH THE BULL
YA GET THE HORNS

SUICIDES ON THE FLOOR OF NYSE

EVERYTHING IS FUCKING RED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LMAO under 20k

>>17905210

How is that IV taste?

>>17905199

My GILD calls keep going up every day holy shit I'm so horny

>>17905236

Why is USD going up now?

dump positions and wait for poomp to buy more puts? whatcha think

>>17905172
>is confirmed to be cancelled

derp

HOLY FCK I DROPPED 2/3 OF MY SAVINGS ON PUTS YESTERDAY DON'T FUCKING PUMP WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCK

>Not circuit breaking immediately is now a bullish sign

>>17905182
You think it'll hit 31 today?

>>17905175
all 3 + 1 special circuitbreaker created just for /biz/

>>17905231
>None of the circuit breakers will hit today. It's a fakeout red start, but the day will end up green, ruining all the dumbfuck bears.
>Back at 19k in 30 seconds
C O P E

JUST PRINT MORE MONEY ALREADY YOU USELESS KIKES

will trumpy talk today?

I need to know whether to buy calls

THE GLOBAL DEPRESSION IS UPON US!

>Bobo thinks it has a chance against the Don

Give it your worst bears.

WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS!!
IT'S GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!

Someone please explain what the 3.000.000 orders are, thay've fucked ne over for 3 days now and only appear at open..

>>17905271
>Thinking it was going to pump
are you retarded?

>>17905222
Sauce?

Big iF true

>Dow down 33% in a matter of weeks

they broke the VIX

Pretending I bought SH at 30.55 to see how my day would go

Market crash theme:

https://youtu.be/JDGxoteX6hE

>>17905263
Deflation hype

>crush it

WE ARE BACK BEARS
FEELS FUCKING GOOD
FUCK YOU BULLS

>>17905092
lol I love you mother fuckers.

20k can barely hold now

Oh man, options trading is awesome. I'm thinking sell these and buy cheaper options now?

>>17905199
GOOD

Holy shit they're STRUGGLING to keep it above 20K

>under 20k again

>>17905318
Wouldn't all of the world be dealing with the same thing though? Why just USD?

>he didn't buy DIS puts

>>17905137
>
"Watch 'em run amuck
Catch 'em as they fall
Never know your luck
When there's a free for all
Here a little dip
There a little touch
Most of them are goners
So they won't miss much"
>

I honestly think 20K or around there is the bottom. Give or take a few hundred.

FUCK this is bad

>Not expecting the dow to bounce hard when 20k is hit.

It's an obvious place for limit buys. No surprise the price spiked hard. Of course, now it's dropping again, so we'll have to see if that move will pay off.

How do I sell SPXS calls on Robinhood. My buys were confirmed and I don’t see a sell button, wanna do so before 4 today

>>17905323
better hurry, SPY is about to go up

>mfw I have lost 200k over the last week
NOTHINGBURGER

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY OILERINOS

Is 20k the last psychological barrier before a complete freefall

That 20k is putting up one hell of a fight even though it got broken yesterday and got fucked today right away.
They're fighting hard to keep it above it to instill some hope.

>>17905166
Underrated post

>Set a buy order for exactly one Boeing stock yesterday at 100 as a joke "yea right"
>Wake up and I own one Boeing stock

>>17905199
>speculating the number of circuit breakers going off through post dubs
Absolute state of bearfags.

>2000 new cases in italy
wew

Wait did Cramer just say trump called the Saudi’s 7 min ago to threaten pulling of security funding?

>CRAMER DEMANDING TROOPS PULL OUT OF SAUDI ARABIA IS THEY DON'T STOP PUMPING

"TEMPORARY" CLOSED BORDER WITH CANADA

What are the general personality profiles of Bears?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT

AND I FEEL FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

>>17905271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRXdxiot5JM

BOEING UNDER 100
I REPEAT

BOEING UNDER 100

THE COMPANY IS DEAD

Oh yeah, this market is done for.

>>17905313
>crab market theme https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mML2fPec7xU

>Cramer thinks Trump can lean on the Sauds.
>He doesn't realize how much the Sauds have on Trump

>>17905352
Take good care of it. That stock will need a lot of love when it's brothers have hit 45$ in a week.

>>17904946
RETEST OF BOTTOM
>RETEST OF BOTTOM
RETEST OF BOTTOM
>RETEST OF BOTTOM
RETEST OF BOTTOM
>RETEST OF BOTTOM
RETEST OF BOTTOM
>RETEST OF BOTTOM
RETEST OF BOTTOM
>RETEST OF BOTTOM

Holy shit, I just woke up, what the fuck is happening?

>>17905342
Hit sell to close

>>17905367
Cramer is incredibly based today

>>17905337
>Most of them are goners so they won't miss much!!!!

>>17905374
mommy

So disgusting how they are fear mongering the loss of jobs with appeals to pathos by coupling the succes of big business propped up by eternal debt is equal the well being of people

>>17905392
IT

The doomers here are fucking scaring me. Someone please give me some hope that the world isn't ending.

>>17905356
Italy doesn't update national numbers until 1 PM EST, it's going to be more than that if there's already reports of 2000

>Down is down more than the S&P

Clown market

>>17905367
first he talks about Lenin now this, both on the same day

>No good news
>Asia is registering reinfection and animal infection
>Futures halted close to -4%
>Cities in lockdown
>Ford and boeing rating falling
>All business closing
Yeah today will be -10% dow(n) 19k here we go

>>17905353
seethe harder bullcuck
It's all red today

>>17905345

If it's any consolation, the people who have made money wont actually be able to use it.

Why does it refuse to stay under 20k? What sorcery is this?

>this is no different from 1933, except please don't confiscate our gold

It's fucking happening. This is really happened. We're getting bogged.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y28Diszaoo4

>>17905367
Trump already made this call to the Prince, and he responded by pumping MORE oil.
It's been clear he's the Saudis bitch since he obsequiously tried to cover for that clumsy murder of the journalist.

If I’m not mistaken, the DOW is trading near a 1/10 of its total daily volume in the first ten minutes. What does this mean?

why the fuck yahoo finance is not in the studio?

maybe a case of corona virus in the crew??

>>17905406
Just the global economy. World will be fine. Hopefully we finally eat the rich and go for socialist utopia this time.

>>17905406
It's bad but it's not the end of the world bad. Like pretty bad though. Run the numbers and that should communicate what you're looking at.

NO
DON'T CRAB
PLEASE

>>17905406
despair is usually the emotion felt when you're close to the end of a crisis. unfortunately this one is so bad that we'll need to feel despair x2.

Canadian border closed

weeee

why is everyone selling? do they realize the chinks are going to swoop in and buy cheapies to own us even more

DOMINOS PIZZA IS ABOUT TO MOON GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

>>17905379
thats art

https://youtu.be/gdSWaIvyQ3o

>>17905417
trumpcabinetfags desperately keeping it above 20k

its useless, with this much downward pressure its inevitable we'll go under

>>17905340
ok this is epic

snibedy snab :DDD

soon

VIX frozen for anyone else?

>>17905429
People think 20k means anything so lots of traffic around it.
Once they realize it doesn't we will be in freefall.

>>17905376
Gay hedonist males with university degrees

>>17905431
HEAR HEAR!

bearcucks btfo yet again

we’re not going any lower and you faggots know it

FUCK CANADA!

BEATING ME DOWN

>>17905429
Lots of people pulled out or are just waiting.

>>17905295
its literally pumping tho

>BMW STOPPED THE PRODUCTION IN EUROPE
BMW STOPPED THE PRODUCTION IN EUROPE
>BMW STOPPED THE PRODUCTION IN EUROPE
BMW STOPPED THE PRODUCTION IN EUROPE

>>17905457
I fucking hate you.

>>17905352
Lulzy

>>17905359
Sauce?

>>17905408
>What is crude oil?
Do you even own Chevron stock?

God i hate this jewish apperatus. We are watching jewish companies getting rekt on jewish news stations spinning it so fucking hard because they are owned by those very jewish companies themselves.

Hitler was right. Its so fucking obvious. They are in full programming mode.

>>17905438
>>17905432
>>17905431
okay let me rephrase that:

give me some hope that i will continue to be able to buy food at the grocery store and the lights will stay on. i trade for a living so as long as that's true i can survive just fine.

NOOOO YOU CANT CLOSE THE BORDER. I WANTED TO MOVE TO AMERICA

>>17905491
snib ____

>>17905486
Ford stop next week

t. i work for Ford

How far will we fall when the 20k support is broken?

What's this pattern called?

What time do we learn about any bailout/stimulus info?

DJIA teetering at 20k

>>17905491
snibedy desu

>>17905500
lol why?

BREAKING 20K
WE DID IT
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK THE FED

Cramer just dabbed on air

>>17905486
source?

>>17905499
yeah, although it may be the military watching you at the self checkout machines

Dollar shorts are getting squeezed hard.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17905506
Yes SEC, this guy right here

>>17905525
pics or it didn't happen.

Hahaha what the fuck, is this company 3x leveraged vs the amount of jews that are suing it?

>>17905525
Wow what the fuck did air do to him

What's with this 20k floor? Seriously?

>>17905295
no, greedy leveraged bears are getting fucked by correction because the premiums on shorts rn are un fuckin believable. Its better to be long right now

>>17905536
I need to find the dow 28k hat

Several times now, it has come within 1 point of 20,000 and it still didnt break

>>17905509
im thinking back to obama years between 15k-18k

DOW 19K
>DOW 19K
DOW 19K
>DOW 19K
DOW 19K
DOW 19K
>DOW 19K
>DOW 19K

>>17905499
Grocers and lights aren't going away. Probably. Might end up getting delivery from Walmart courtesy of the national guard though.

>>17905491
I don't think about you at all.

>>17905533
Who would short the USD right now?

Who is that dumb?!

>>17905457
>-5%
>crab

this meme needs to go

>>17905521
BECAUSE I LIVE IN FUCKING CANADA

>>17905528
again honestly i really don't care, i just want assurance that i'll be able to get food at the grocery store and still have electricity, i NEED those. still able to get at least basic medications like DXM and ibuprofen etc.

>The government needs to pay for everybody to prevent an insurrection
Holy shit Cramer what happened

>>17905499

Yes, don't be led along by panicking retards. They all have no money.

>>17905486
Ford shares are 2.45$$ Ford is done. This economy is over. Socialism now.

>>17905526
>source?
https://europe.autonews.com/automakers/bmw-shut-down-plants

>>17905572
Blackrock

>>17905550
algorithms
if=DOW<20000
then buy stonks

>>17905584
He got woke

We bonus army soon

>>17905563
I'm thinking to the W Bush years where the fundamentals weren't 1/10th this bad and we got down below 7k.

Resistance to break in 10 minutes

>temporary Canada stop
Yes, keep adding value to the airline puts.

>>17905580
Stop being a retard and start building a stockpile. We don't know how bad it is going to be.

These chinese bat eating faggots financially ruined me, bros

>>17905574
Volume seems to be way down.

>>17905588
So, eternal stagnation?

>Cramer wants a New Deal
I can't believe neoliberalism is fucking dead!

>>17905564
DOW 20K
>DOW 20K
DOW 20K
>DOW 20K
DOW 20K
>DOW 20K

>>17905506
Speak to your union rep

>>17905550
Psychology of Numerology

>>17905574
dump id, den bush id sidways :D

>>17905588
>Socialism now.
That's right brother!

>>17905428
You miss spelled Iranian intelligence asset. They had every right to kill him

>>17905434
>>17905491
*ahem*

Anyone else going to invest all or most of their trumpbux . CAN'T LOSE ON FREE MONEY

>>17905584
DOOMER CRAMER
COOMER CRAMER
DOOMER CRAMER

>>17905584
yeah via the big corporations you actual retard. He is shilling for a massive corporate bailout beacuse muh jobs and hence muh american illusion of security

SNSS NO

I WAS FINALLY ABOUT TO GO GREEN AGAIN

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

The Sniffles in Globalist America

fucking hell

>>17905623
all essential crabs report in

>>17905615
I sense fear.

fUnDaMeNtAlS aRe StRoNg

>>17905617
>Speak to your union rep
Why?

>>17905592

>>17905616
The pump is sad, let it crash and burn

>DOW clinging desperately to 20000
>NASDAQ clinging desperately to 7000
It's like a fucking suspense movie. When are they going to finally let go?

>>17905623
CRAB PEOPLE
CRAB PEOPLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV5wmDhzgY8

I BOUGHT 5 MORE SHARES OF VOO BROS

I THINK THIS MIGHT BE THE BOTTOM

>>17905619
>and that's a good thing

>>17905588
I bought a cock ton of ford shares in 2008 at like 1.80. It still has more it can go down before I'm in the red on it

>>17904987
I fucking wish after i slept in yesterday and missed it going above 30

>>17905647

Sense annoyance that you faggots are still shilling here instead

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Crab until conference, you know how it goes

Are crab-posters pussy-hands bitches that don't hold positions between days?

>>17905641
>he bought the nothingburger tranny stock

never gonna make it

>>17905632

>G-GO PRO...

>>17905536
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

retard with no financial experience here. Why does it keep staying at 20k? What is the significance of this magic number????

>>17905661
Lol

Buying massively into canned food produces like Unilever and Kellog's.
Got 80% of my savings in already.
Gonna keep 2 month salaries and invest the rest.

>>17905588
Fuck off shill it came back up 600% from 2008 lows

>>17905688
People like it.

prepump before conference?

someone expects bullish news?

>>17904946
The hidden /biz/ discord link is discord gg xFuuSTZ

We got 600 members and are growing, come turn the chat pink with us
join join

>>17904946
Is the Fed POOMPING?

>>17905688
It means there is diamond support there

>>17905688
Psychological resistance

JUST LET IT DIE YOU BOOMER FUCKS

>Bigger bazookas?

>>17905661
based

>>17905708
>>17905708
>>17905708
>>17905708
>>17905708


new thread

>>17905688
autism

>Begins to break 20K
>Suddenly pumped back up
So they gave up on positive movement and are literally just trying to stop it from breaking 20K.

Why is everyone banging on about SQQQ here? It tracks the NASDAQ 100, which really isn't collapsing like the DOW or S&P is.

>>17905688
humans are obsessed with digits, 20,000 that's quads

>>17905702
Oh wow so the present doesnt matter at all!

Can someone please help me understand oil. It's hovering around 25....points? or is that dollars? it says x 15000? What does it all mean?

>>17905688
Because money printer go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>17905688
when its under 20k we are in the end times

>>17905236
Bulls should b hung

PUMP IT, I SAID

>We will be, by mutual consent, temporarily closing our Northern Border with Canada to non-essential traffic. Trade will not be affected. Details to follow!

>>17905557
They almost got to 30k and already manufactured the hats in preparation. How embarrassing

>>17905683
It was like 44c down from $1.10, plus my tiny brain loves stocks that I can buy in the hundreds with ease.

>inb4 DOW goes +1,000 then crashes to the first circuit breaker within 20 min

If Boeing drops to $50 dollars I'm buying it.
Not the stock, I'll be buying Boeing.

>>17905666
You should've sold earlier. I don't know why you didn't when Alan Mulally stepped down in 2014 because everyone after him has been a nimwit in the CEO seat.

wtf is this pump

>>17905743
Fuck off doomer.

>>17905688
I think it's more lack of volume in the market and bullish investors finally starting to feel the pain. They usually either become numb and lose more or sell it and lose less. Either way, we have some more to go.

>>17905807
Its the "Keep it above 20K" pump that they Fed will do every time it starts to break downwards.

An anon posted here before all this shit went down big time and told us to buy Moderna, MRNA.

I did, went almost all in, and I'd like to say thank you. The only thing to go up in this sea of shit. I've got a feeling Trump's meeting with FDA will be to approve human trials by Moderna in the U.S. too. If they find a cure, they will grow astronomically.

>>17904946
When will the boomers let it fucking sink?

So I made limit orders to sell my DIA and SPY puts at about 100% profit, we just gotta crash a bit more today and I think they'll go through.

If they're not going through by the end of the day I'll switch to market sell. Now to start looking for cheap calls.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17905827
Watching SP500, but I guess it's the same, just trying to keep it above 2400

>>17905774
Those should be the /biz/ equivalent of the NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS 19-0 hats

sell your PUTS guys TRUMP PUMP INCOMING!!!!

>>17905791
>>17905791
I've always had the policy of holding onto everything I bought in 2008/2009 because I kno they're all super safe blue chips that have no chance of going out of business and unless the economy goes into full on depression I'll never be in the red on them

>>17905705
There is FDA conference soon, but i dont know the exact hour, its a final pump to keep above 20k when it falls it will go down hard.

>>17904946
What time is the conference with Trump again?

>>17905383
Didnt trump say they were gunna get help tho?buy or stay the fuck away?

INDA was a mistake getting into

literally a waste of money.

WHEN IS THE TRUMP SPEECH

>>17905236
I fucking hate people like you. Buying ETFs every dip like a good goy and thinking you are so smart, but when the unthinkable happens you resort to "ban bears".

>>17905918
boeing will be bailed out because they are tied to the military

>>17905878
Do you think it can't happen here?
We need bail outs or we're done.

>>17905939
how so? i bought puts yesterday, 6/19 $23p

Who in the fuck is buying right now?

>>17905506
Reported for insider trading

alright boys.....that was DEFINITELY the bottom this time right

>>17905962
Oh i very much believe it could happen. I think we're in a point where anything can happen. I was just more stating that I'll still be good on those stocks unless the absolute worst case scenario happens

Does anyone know about the extent of the military's contract with Boeing?

Wait I have a question

How is the trade war with China going?

Was there a fake and gay pump?

>>17906018
Trump is winning in a big and perfect way, not as perfect as the transcript but still almost totally perfect.

>>17906018
the results are still coming in but in summation: The world gained one Corona-Chan and lost trillions of dollars in stock value

>>17906051
They haven't let up despite the corona virus. That's not "trump winning".

should have listened to the anon who said to dump puts at open

fucking clown market

BOUGHT SOME CALLS ON ROYAL DUTCH, FIGHT ME

>>17905712
It fucking has to be. How the fuck has it not fallen below 20k

>>17906152
Putin accepts your challenge!

portfolio worth 3.4m at open, ~2.3-2.6m now -_-

fuck this face-ripping POOMP

>do the opposite of what /biz/ says
>make money

bought some calls ok trump im ready for the pump now

>>17906187
I know that feel bro, guess I will have to postpone buying new yachts for now -_- fucking orange man -_-

Lol, all the people here who think trump isn't about to sink us.

>>17906376
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

umm we're dropping wheres that brrrrr jerome

>>17906184
trust me, putting have instructed Novak to go back to the table and suck some saudi cock

>>17906444
I think its only 45 billion today?

>>17906376
Honestly he's been pumping it, somehow. I mean, the market is retarded, one of the pumper speeches was essentially a fast food ad, but he's 2/3 pumps vs crashes right now.

WE NEED 100's OF TRILLIONS IN STIMULUS!

>>17906473
True, we truly do live in a clown market, right now.

JEROME BRRRR NOW PRONTO

>>17905717
i think you started wayyyy to soon anon if we reach 112 dollaritos your average is going to be 164.7 for a potential loss of $73831(30%-31%).you have balls of steel.
my first step was at $250 when the market already plummet at -20% and planned a max market drawdown of 82 FUCKING percent i know i am crazy but who knows)

He he he
I got your brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr right here

Buy the dip goy

>>17905166
Get the party goin on the trade floor.
Cause that's where the party's at and you'll find out if you pump that

WTF?

>>17906563
yeah, time will tell. if we reach $112 then i'll probably have bigger worries than good market timing

>>17905224
magnifique

>>17905788
Fucking based quark poster

>>17906731
idiots dont know how to cook and now have to eat at home

when to buy in on boeing? under 100?

Retard here who bought his first call on SPXS. How tf do I sell this before 4? The call doesn’t show up under “Sell” when viewing SPXS, and when I go to “trade option” then “call/sell 2 contracts” it says I don’t have enough shares even though my buy for 2 contracts was confirmed... and the price of SPXS has gone up today as well. Trying to figure this shit out before 4, although call expires on 3/20

>>17906917
Pt 2: some guy on YouTube has his homepage of robinhood listed like
Stocks
Options
Crypto
And he is able to click on the exact option and click sell

but mine only shows stocks and crypto and no way to select the call I bought like wtf

>>17906956
Lol, it sounds like you are about to go through several decades of financial growth and ruin.

>>17905788
based; which rules of acquisition does this fall under?

>>17906956
>>17906917
If it went through, it will show like this on your main screen. It's also possible RH is just glitching out on you.

>>17907039
Maybe I’m missing something. Pic makes it seem like everything went though, but it’s only listed as “upcoming activity after clicking on the SPXS stock ticker. Nothing on my homepage unfortunately. Help a brainlet, fren

>>17907313
It didn't go through, the position effect is still open, meaning it's an open order on the market. If you go to the underlying asset and scroll through, somewhere you'll find your pending order.