/biz/ - Business & Finance

Put it all into btc duh

Wtf so I didn’t even need to elect a chink to get $1000??

>>17887694

Quit my job and retire

Yang gang won? We got that bag?

>>17887694
wtf is $1000 gonna do for me?
i need a gift of like 6 months wages if you want it to be of any use
fucking banks and airlines get billion$$
i get $1000
what a rip off

>>17887694
waiting for the pump so I can buy puts on this news

>>17887759
>not link

>>17887694
Add 500 LINK to my stack

Yang won 2020 elections

SPY puts

>>17887694
Use it to pay for my taxes probably.

>>17888040

Will the IRS tax us on the $1000?

>Everyone on /biz/ talking about getting $1000
>They know they are getting the underage/unemployeed rate
Worthless board full of worthless people.

>>17888052
KEK

>>17887886
>I made poor financial choices government should bail me out!

Rot and die

>student debt interest cancelled
>$1000+ checks for everyone
>bailout after bailout
Uhhh guys, I thought I voted for conservatives not socialists?

>>17887694
So, is this gonna be for all Americans 18 and up, or just for those working?

>>17888083
dilate

>>17888052
I meant pay the tax professionals for their service fee in doing my taxes instead, but probably yeah.

>>17888083
The airlines spent 95%+ of their FCF for the past decade on stock buybacks, they should indeed rot and die

you will not be able to do anything but buy food
rations remind people of wartime
niggers will cheer thinking they are getting something out of this
you should all invest in the shitcoin of your choice to protest

>>17888083
tell that to the banks and airlines that are getting 700 billions$$
fucktarded faggatron

i'll buy 10 fake $100 bills

>>17888052
It'll be $700 after taxes. They'll pat themselves on the back for giving all non-whites $1000, but the direct deposits will only be around $700

>>17887694
AND THE INFLATION GOES

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17888192
Better get dancing on that street corner your broke bitch. Street gangs will have to use you as a cock sleeve if you don't have any money

>>17888083
do you pay taxes that they waste? Do you think it's ok to bail out banks and airlines? what manner of cunt are you?

Buy 1 LINK.

can you still travel to japan?
i want a nip girl to fart in my face

>>17888263
why you posting selfies?

>>17888083
Why is it ok to bail out incompetent companies but not people? Here's your (you) nigger faggot

>>17888083
>yes peasant serve the bank and give us your taxes for our mistakes

Shut up!

>>17887694
There is nothing to buy.

>>17887694
Pelosi will block it and only cut checks to black single mothers already on cash assistance.

>>17887694
buy a tonne of toilet paper

>>17887759
are you memeing or being honest? I've never bought into BTC before and I figure a free 1000 dollars would be the perfect way to start.

>>17887694
DO PERMANENT RESIDENTS GET THE TRUMP BUX?

>>17888083
why not? airlines get to. don't tell me you support jews anon

>>17888635
Shouldnt the airlines just be forced to sell their stock at low prices if they need cashflow?

>>17887694

So this is how they're going to dress up the "helicopters full of money" needed to "save" the banks huh?

>>17888635
>pic
this isn't free market
this is capitalism
fuck this gay world

>>17888052
Just itemize on your next return.

Are we gonna see another wave of fat slobs in tri-corner hats bitching about muh debt?

>>17888052
Lmao

>>17888083
>Yes goy, this was your own fault, not the fault of multi-billion companies, banks and governments.

How does the boot taste?

1000? that's it? not gonna make a difference in the stock market.

>>17887694

Buy the dip

we finna get that bag niggas

>>17888083
How does it feel to be spit roasted by kike cock faggot? Don’t forget to lap up all that jewjew cum and show your masters the mess they made.

SHIIIIIIEEET you can't be giving dose white bois mah free monies!! We needs mo money fo dem programs and sheeeeit!!!

>>17887796
>meme virus was a ploy to steal yang’s idea to get re-elected.

>>17888851
but in the crypto market

$3.7 Trillion printed cash total? Wouldn't this fuck up the economy in the long term?

>>17889040
they don't care about long term and you aren't supposed to ask that question

Liberals, you can't accept these filthy Trump dollars, you must donate them to my patereon for disabled muslims.

>>17887694
buy link

>>17888757

China intentionally spread it so they wouldn't be the only one to shut down. Communists once again have proven that they are not human and that coexistence is just a meme that needs to die fast. Their solution to their economic crisis was literally "let's just kill millions of foreigners" which is a straight up act of war.

>>17888650
Asking the important questions

>>17887694
Buy Chainlink just for the memes.

I think the real question is what are NIGGERS going to do with their $1000 dollars and how can I con them out of

>>17888530
Underrated post

Thays 500 more links stacked

>>17888083
What a good goy you are

>>17889014
Yep, let’s all take our 1000 and do a 100x. Maybe we can coordinate a pump to ATH

Niggers will blow that within 2 hours of receiving it.

>>17889279
Electronics and clothing. They're like literal fucking teenagers till they hit 60 and start going to church and playing checkers in the park.

>>17887694
Buy the dip

enjoy inflation

>>17889279
It's not too late to get a vape oil license. Bonus if thc is legal in your area.

who finna cop these? deadass

>>17888098
TRUMP'S RETURNING TO HIS DEMOCRATIC ROOTS. WE'RE HAVING THE FLIPPENING WITHOUT CHANGING PRESIDENT

>>17888098
If you haven't figured out by now that Trump's entire support base is a bunch of sub-poverty rednecks, I don't know what to tell you. Conservative while it's convenient to blame brown people, not so convenient when you need a government that actually functions properly.

>>17887694
How the fuck would they know where to send the checks? This shit isn't happening.

>>17888333
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH FUUUUUCCCK ROASTARINO

>>17887694
Probably simp some cam whores

>>17887694
I knew going neet was a good choice last month.

>>17889616
Those look like they'd cause a spinal deformity.

>>17888052

>>17887694
If I was American I'd use my credit card to buy shit before everyone got their $1000 and pay off the credit card with the $1000. The trick is to buy before everyone goes out with their $1000 and pushes prices up.

>>17887694
Tuition, shorts

>>17888052
Obviously retard, if they've been taxing Americans for earning money they'll tax your 1000 buckeroonies.

>>17889643
bank accounts

>>17887694
Will likely get 2k in my house. I’ll have to send 1k to my fuck up dumb fuck in-laws and keep 1k to replenish what I lent those dump fuck in-laws two months ago.

>>17888083
this argument falls apart once you start bailing out private companies.

Boomers on suicide/corona watch

>>17888098
Trump has never ever even pretended to be fiscally conservative, except the bit about tax cuts.

>>17889469
Thats about the same amount of time it took the banks to lose 1.5 trillion so thats fine with me

>>17889469
I would too not going to lie

What’s the requirements for getting the $1k check? I’m living in EU right now but still have US bank account, PO Box, and pay taxes. I WANT $1K

>>17887694
what is the point of cash if things are getting shut down

>>17888083
Ancaps truly aren’t human. I wish only ancap sociopaths got this virus.

>>17888098
Learn what socialism actually is you absolute fucking retard. How is giving $1,000 the same as workers owning the means of production?

>>17889813
why are you lending money to non blood relatives

>>17888098
The system is collapsing and Trump doesn't have the balls to call out who is really to blame (bankers, the FED, China, the monetary system, lobbyists etc.)

>>17889813
They’re boomers. They lived their entire lives on easy mode. It’s their fault if they need money. They fucked up somewhere.

buy food

>>17888650
That would be the logical thing to do, but we live in clown world with a clown economy

>>17888622
if you're an american citizen, yes

>>17888083
I say this to the banks but they never listen

>>17887832

>>17887796
How dare you call Andrew Yang a chink. Uneducated swine.

Im overseas and have no formal place of US residence. How am I gonna get these gibs? Me mum still lives in America

>>17890916
Just get a tan, cross the border, and speak Spanish.

The $1000 check is only good if my job continues to run as normal anyway.

Which given that I cook food for old people, might be the case. They will literally not be able to eat a meal if I don't work.

>>17889718
Based

>>17889014
>>17889381
Actually, if everyone gets their yang bux at the same time and start buying BTC we will have a fun pump and dump.

>>17887694
I need 5 more eth to get to 32 so that's what I will spend my trumpbux om

>>17888083
All of these idiots and entitled dumbasses are screeching at you but you're absolutely right. Governments shouldn't be bailing out individuals or corporations, period.

>>17890543
Because it’s either the street or my house. And I’m not going round three of them living down the hall. It sucks but it’s the reality I live under.

invest in alcohol

>>17887694
Buy a gun and rob my neighbor, who I now know will have $1,000

>>17888083
>its only ok when corporations make poor financial choices and the government bails them out interest free
bootlicker

>>17887694
Absolute essential items
Been trying to get one of these for months but my wife won't let me

>>17888083
>>I made poor financial choices government should bail me out!
I would only believe this statement if it were true for all companies and individuals, including banks
Too big to fail is a big fucking anti-capitalist lie.

>>17888098
Trump is not a conservative.

>>17887694
I wonder if the $1K is taxable? Probably. There goes 25% of it already.

With what's left: pay some of the next month's rent.

>>17887694
buying this dip

>>17888587
If are now is the time. It will ether boom or bust soon.

>>17887694
I'm a zoomer with no money to begin with. this basically covers my college enrollment fee and then throw the remainder in savings accounts

>>17887694

a shitload of pizza

>>17890885
Chink Chong Taiwan

Chink Chong Taiwan

Chink Chong Taiwan

Chink Chong Taiwan

Chink Chong Taiwan

>>17888083
Has every single reply to you completely misunderstood what you wrote or something?

>>17887694
Thats it? I was promised 4k?

You either buy-out everyone or no one you anti-capitalist Neo-liberal faggots.
t.Classic liberal

>>17887694
about 900$ of today's money

>>17887694
Im gonna start selling $1k rolls.

>>17889075
These are “Yang bucks” re packaged as “republican franks” don’t fool yourself. The most left leaning leftist as they get.

>>17888083
Based.

>>17887694
Mmm uh
*smacks lips*
Out my way white Boi, I'm tryna get muh check. Dis da gibs line right?

>>17887694
Debating between saving the USD, buying silver, or investing in TP Shorts

>>17888098
Trump doesn't have anything resembling an ideology. He's just Trump

>>17887694
Buy coins, once this blows over.

>>17887694
>>17892243
Pizza

>>17888650
This tbfh

>>17887694
$1k is nothing, that barely covers my rent. $4k would cover 2 months of living expenses.

>>17888635
is that real? the complete and utter disregard of morality

>>17888635
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17892252
Chink is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American, please.

>>17894332
sorry sir, i think you mean Corona-American

>>17888025
My man
gamble all that shit, would do the same

>>17887694
$1000 is nothing. It's not 1950 anymore boomers.

>>17889718
Thanks for the suggestion wise anon

>>17888333
why you gotta mup da do didda brotha mah nigga sheeeeit

>>17892409
Yes, this board is full of retarded lurkers and read "I WANT BANKS TO HAVE BAIL OUTS NOT POOR PEOPLE REEEE" instead of "I don't want bailouts at all". Shit like this is why we should never have the popular vote.

>>17894449
To me it is, I have no job and no source of neetbux.

>>17887694
lose it instantly in the stock market

>>17887694
Buy puts

>>17887694
So we're all getting 1 LINK?

Either link or puts will make me too rich to get this money.

>>17894449
You're half right, if you're smart you're buying precious metals or crypto with the money. Now that this precedent has been set, by a GOP leader no less, the USD will become more and more wworthless. Anything else is just retarded.

>>17887694
That you comrade trump and god bless the united venezuelas!

>>17887694
you fucks get a grand and we only get 750

fucking Morrison

>>17889718
Based, that's what I've done actually. Not the whole grand, but some groceries and some tech to increase my work from home capabilities.

>>17895073
That'll be worth like 3 USD after all is said and done

>>17887946
link is a scam that had 2.5 yrs to do something and all it did was nothing. stop trying to dump your bags on others scamstinker

COME BACK BASED YANG

TRUMP IS STEALING YOUR IDEAS AGAIN

>>17888098
where's all this money coming from?
isn't this just a loan that zoomers will have to pay back?

GOMMUNISM BROTHERS

>>17888083
How this is controversial on here is kinda ridiculous.
>inb4 but if you're against them bailing out retarded individuals you're for them bailing out corrupt useless banks
No i'm not you fucking spastics.

>>17892079
I hate queer face so much...

>>17887694
Just don't take any taxes out of my paycheck, that will be enough.

>>17894974
you queers and your mentally ill delusions of 1k eoy which btw you lying scammers say every year and never happens. oh its 2017 ... no wait we actually ment 2018... haha just kidding guys 2019 1k eoy... ohhh gotem 2020 1k eoy for realsies this time. fuck you faggots so hard in the ass with a spiked dildo you bleed out and die

>>17888052
lmao
OF COURSE THEY WILL!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

>>17887694
buy bitcoin because I'm not a retard

realistically though if this happens all of /biz/ should coordinate to pump a low market cap coin to high values so that all of us may get rich

>>17888098
Gonna crash this plane with no survivors.
Gonna be as bad as Rome.

Buy Bitcoin

>>17888083
Listen here goy, we can print as much as we want, the reason you don't get any is because 1, your a slave, and 2, if every goy got 10k the entire fucking system would collapse. That 10k would be worth fuck all

>>17889718
Getting ahead of the inflation curve. Brilliant.

>>17895482
>what fucking paycheck?
t.everybody but you

>>17895263
What's another trillion?

>>17894391
kek

>>17887796
Chink or orangegutan i dont give a fuck. I want my NEET bux

buy guns. Starting a raider guild for the collapse. Who wants invite? If you know any virgin preppers we can hit them first.

>>17895489
Absolutely seething lmao

>>17887694
Buy Bitcoin and Decred

>>17889279
buying chainlink

>>17888650
Yeah but Zion Dion and brrrrrrr jeromie can't let their airline CEO friends take a loss on their bonuses and compensation packages

>>17887694
GONNA BUY ANEW BUGHATTI GET THAT ICE ICE ON MY WRIST
GET THAT PASTA IN MUH FRIDGE
GET THE WAIFU IN MUH HOUSE
GET NIGGAS OUT MUH PAD

>>17895655
you are seething or you wouldnt have replied. you one of those dumb queers going hurrr durrr 1k eoy every year! I laugh at you lying scam stinkers. also muh 2.5yrs ... yeah 2.5 yrs to do absolutely nothing at all and have no irl uses. great coin absolutely top tier scam. what's its current price? btfo with no chance to recover scamstinker

Buy a new computer which I'll use to stake ETH.

So... what the fuck do you have to do to get them? Or what's the criteria?

>>17887694
puts

>>17895622
are you gonna have cute boys for /fit/ chads like me to relax with after raid?

>>17888650
They should go bankrupt and have to liquidate assets and be bought out. Private Profits, Socialist bailouts. Kikes literally rig the game so they cant lose.

Did they even specify who gets it? Do neets get it? Does every single citizen get it? Do you have to be employed? Registered unemployment? There's got to be something missing here. Will boomers just get a lump sum check for their dependents? Does everyone get a check?

>>17896518
One of the ideas floating around was all citizens and tax paying residents get $1000 and kids get $500. Menuchin said today it'll probably be more than the $1000.

>>17896760
That would pay for my freedom from NEETdom

PLEASE

>>17896760
>>17896940

What about Neet children of boomers? Do the boomers get the check or do the adult neets get it?

It's a proposed bill it will likely never happen. Just like your wall

>>17897035
I think it'll happen because almost everyone needs it to survive while businesses are closed down for awhile.

>>17897001
https://www.axios.com/coronavirus-recession-direct-payments-americans-ubi-c3393d14-33ad-47c2-a739-f2fec150b212.html this was an article I saw about it.

>>17888134
>you will not be able to do anything but buy food
Nigga you never heard of amazon or a gun store?

>>17888052
Everyone's laughing but yes. We get taxed on unemployment, we'll get taxed on this.

short the dow

You have to have earned at least $3k in the 2019 tax year to qualify for the stimulus checks. Unemployed NEETs will likely not qualify unless they had some kind of self-employment income.

>>17888098
Now if they could only just go ahead and cancel those student loans, that would be greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

>>17887694
Is this real?

>>17888066
I have a job.

>>17887694
I can finally afford a 4chan pass, yahssssss

>>17887832
we haven't secured it yet

>>17897534
source

>>17888098
Student loan interest is the same for life when you signed the papers. Am I missing something.

>>17897670
If Trump canceled student loan debt would you and all the other millennials vote for me?

>>17888083
I like how you mention nothing about bailing out companies and people assume that. Classic 4chan!

>>17887694
>be chink
>run for president without any intelligible plans for office
>tote UBI as major campaign promise
>offer gibs to minorities
>largest support comes from under-informed NEETS
>literal NEETS
>go on toe rogan
>make it on ballots
>denied access to debate stage
>have microscopic peen and chance at becoming president
>america would rather vote for communist or alzheimer victim
>continue to long for UBI
>become so enraged that you go back to china and eat bat soup while yelling to your (actual) countrymen about your mistreatment by Americans
>spread chinese
>chinese virus ravages markets (but not really people) throughout the world
>chatter of UBI sparks among US politicians
>Trump gives Americans $2000 a month, exactly double what you proposed months earlier
>Americans overwhelmingly support Trump in 2020
>die from kung-flu in late 2020 because bat soup is too good
>pic related, it's toe rogan

As a US expat do you think I can get the gibs?

>>17887694
Use it to buy textbooks

>>17888052
Of course. You're also not getting it unless you filed last year.

>>17887694
$800 on prostitutes and $200 on Chinese food

>>17888098
Who knew a lifelong Democrat wasn't conservative

I'll be getting my $4000 thank you very much

>>17895547
Based bane posting itt

>>17898418
>4k

nigga we getting 8k

>>17898418
8k right here!

>>17888083
pay me

>>17895348
This is NEET posting hours

>>17888083
Isn't that exactly what the government is doing though

>>17887694
based orange man

>>17888098
Conservatives have conserved nothing.

>>17898818
This
I don't know how the Democrats haven't fucking killed off the GOP. I mean it's a miracle it's still around after fucking decades of war mongering neocons, Jesus fucking Christ.

>>17888635
I'm new to stocking, but I'm guessing what this means is that companies buy their own stocks to artificially inflate their value to make people give them more money?

>>17888083
put the money in my fucking pocket WAGIE before I call your manager

>>17888980
>4d chess

>>17895600
Lmao this. I want neetbux every month.

>handing out money for free like that
>as if people are in such a dire strait that they might DIE or risk financial COLLAPSE if they don't get some cash in the next 1-2 months
Oh please

>>17892079
no no nooooooo
not my switcherinooo

>>17899558
Do you have any idea of how many mutts live paycheck to paycheck?

>>17897716
soon you won't

>>17899558
People live paycheck to paycheck and a whole fuckton about to lose their jobs. What else can be done? They are talking about a 20% unenployment rate.

>>17899368
Stock options and shit. It's a legal way of robbing the company while driving them into the ground. Once shit hits the fan they can just hop off with their inflated value leaving the company and other investors bagholding. It's kind of like crypto with the pump and dumps only you don't have to use your own money for the pump phase.

>>17899591
I do, but that's just mind blowing how one can exist like that.
I bet they don't have a problem buying the newest iphone however.
..
I propose they sell their useless shit until this blows over.

>>17887694
Gold of course

>>17888280
>underrated
>undervalued
Pick BOTH

>>17896010
>"no u!"
Pathetic and cringe!

>>17887694
Hookers and cocaine obviously

>>17895206
You know EVERYTHING is down, right? Monogoloid

>>17894974
By EOY yes.

>>17887694
Laugh as I pocket that money and still vote dem. There's literally video of him dismissing concerns of him firing the pandemic response team in 2018.

>>17899616
>What else can be done?
Kill the bankers

>>17899234
It just underscores the absolute incompetency of both parties.

Full Fursuit. Handgun. Airseal inside and rob abandoned offices. Make sure to have either black voice or violent coughing on a tape recorder for extra coverage against them trying to pursue the case.

>>17900000

>>17900000
checked
>Full Fursuit
wasted

>>17900000

>>17892199
Don’t go to college

>>17900000
you better deliver furfag

>>17887694
How much do sex dolls cost
Let me rephrase that
How much will they cost after the post free money gouge?

>>17889279
Unironically buy up all of the Jordans and gouge the shit out of their low time preference

>>17900000
Checked. Please deliver the goods

>>17890885
Well he ain't a nigger but he ain't one of us

i'm sending the checks in kraken then i go to buy some anon coins

fuck monero long live zano

Content Server of Tachyon network receives the requests and then decrypts them.

gonna get $2000 between me and the wife and it's going right into btc kek

>>17899924
Kek, they’re both the same crooks with different wrappers. It’s like this virus was specifically aimed at both of them....maybe Mother Nature is looking out for us.

>>17898418
>$4k
this nigga is off his fucking rocker
he doesnt even know much money that would be

Don't fucking spend a penny of this supposed "stimulus" until you have your cash in-hand.
Do not account for it happening at all.

>>17900323
uhh does this even need to be said?
I cant imagine someone being retarded enough to do this without seeing the money in their account

200 years

this shitshow of a country is finally ending.

>>17900323
>Trump promising UBI lite before his beloved wall was built
What fucking timeline am I in? Am I in the Berenstain universe?

>>17887832
well it was the chinks in the end who did it. it wasn't that chink but it was the chinks

>>17898418
Based Kennedy’s to the rescue

>>17888052
Probably

>>17900137
Much more than slaves will cost in about a month

>>17895073
Yea we get nothing cos wagie here

>>17900000
The perfect crime.

>>17900500
You're in a timeline where politicians will do anything to make sure that the country collapses AFTER they leave. So just the normal timeline

>>17900896
Slaves can give you the coof though.

>>17897883
Owen is that you m8

>$1000 check
yeah right. i'll believe it when i see it.

>>17887694
>Thats 1/3 of the entire us monetary base.

The moment this happens, your landlord will send you a message about your rent increasing by $2k per month. Enjoy

>>17898418
>Means testing
By the time the corona'd bureaucracy determined what you got you'd already be homeless or dead.

>>17894884
No job? You get nothing
Even if you did it only applies to certain people

>>17888052
Of course.

>>17901224
>mfw I don't pay rent cause I'm a NEET

Do we NEETs get that money though?
When was the last time we got free money? Was it 9/11 and how much did we get?

>>17887796
He must be very embarriced

>>17901451
indeed, the only winning move is not to play...