/biz/ - Business & Finance

about to break even in sqqq when i couldve made ~$12k earlier at 28 lol

FUCK I MISSED THE DRUMPFBUCKS REACTION BEAUCASE OF DOING REAL LIFE SHIT

what was the reaction here???

>>17886310
Tim Apple!

Is the market going up or down tomorrow?
It seems that in thee past couple weeks there have never been two up days in a row.

What positions should I take with my Trumpbuxx?

What cheap puts are you guys stocking up on for tomorrow's crash?

I cancelled my huge order of Microsoft stock before trading this morning thanks to this place. Last time I listen to /biz/.

>>17886348
zoomers should stop picking their noses

NOOO ITS SUPPOSED TO CONTINUE CRASHING

>>17886365
Up of course. It'll always go up.

I'm getting absolutely fucking rekt. Who the hell is actually buying this shit?

Close your calls and open puts in last 5 mins of trading. Same pattern as last week.

this is it, the eternal bull market has begun

>>17886373
>puts

>>17886365
Bad news, everyone shorts and it goes up.
Good news, it sells off as institutions dump into any rally.

Communist trump is best trump.

>>17886391
ME

The 2008 financial crash only yielded a v pattern as a result of a bail out.

>>17886310
I lost $30,000, my father died three weeks ago and my cat just got diagnosed with diabetes

tick tock

>>17886366
Short S&P

>>17886391
you didn't get your free yang delivery yet?

>>17886347
just give it time. buy more

Anybody still trade AMRS? Shit's up 20% today.
>>17886373
If you can find any puts without massive premiums let me know. Cheap puts are a myth right now.

what is the covid 19 aid package going to do to the market

>>17886382
ok boomer

>>17886436
AMRS is the future

>mfw I'm loaded up on QQQS but also HODL AMD

>>17886448
pumping to ATH by mid april

>>17886382
I bought the oil "dip".

Gonna go all in on uber with my trump neetbux desu senpai

So where in the hype-fud-panic-cope microcycle are we atm?

If Trump makes a speech before markets close, bet on them going up
If Trump makes a speech near the end of trading hours or after hours, bet on them going down
Simple as

PLEASE CRASH TOMORROW OR IM GOING BROKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17886348
Most likely I will not be eligible so don’t care

>>17886436
>>17886451
I don't trade AMRS but I used to work for a competitor of theirs. Knew a lot of people who did time there. Their science is solid but they're burdened with years of terrible decisions that have racked up a shit load of debt. I've heard their management referred to as "greedy bastards" by more than one person.

How can i use my trumpbux to get an animegf?

>>17886373
Premies are too high right now, I've switched to shorting and inverse etf's

>>17886451
Mid teens soon.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't splurge on GUSH right now.

Where the fuck is "NYC will never shut down" anon?
https://mobile.twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1239983999486812160

Where are the Trump haters now? You faggots dont even realize Trump has literally saved us from a depression.

>>17886468
Calm down and hold retard, it'll recover within months.

>printer go BRRRRRRRRRR
>bobo go AAAAAAAAAAAAH
kek this clownmarket is at least entertaining

>>17886421
You can earn that 30k back fairly easily, you'll most likely see your father again and you care enough to take your cat to the vet so he'll be fine.

BEARFAG ARE YOU OK?

>BEARFAG ARE YOU OK?

ARE YOU OKAY BEARFAG?

>>17886382
You're welcome.

>>17886366
Spread cheeks. Bend over

Alright I will find out how tomorrow will go with a simple test
If my post # is even tomorrow will be green again, if it is odds we will dump hard

this is a bull trap

>NIO gettibng absolutely rekt

Fuck me

>>17886508
is it a bad idea to buy calls for inverse etfs?

>>17886504
if you find out, let me know

>>17886483
>hype-fud-panic-cope microcycle
repo market
pension crisis
housing bubble
unregulated eurodollar
insolvent international banks
insolvent local governments
subprime auto loans
record household debt
record credit card debt
eduction bubble
gig economy
ten years of ZIRP
global population doubled to 8 billion in 50 years
mass immigration
never-ending wars
extreme domestic political tension
global pandemic

Just waiting for my brokerage account to be approved so I can start losing money with my frens.

>>17886175#

This board is so retarded

>>17886525
Feeling great actually, thanks for asking!

Fuck Trump
Fuck the depression
Fuck the recession
Fuck E-thots
Fuck overprinting
Fuck bailouts
And God Bless /biz/, stonks, the eternal bear run
I'm out

Beautiful double top.

>>17886310
Trump pump incoming! buy hotels and casinos!

>>17886541
you make way less than just shorting the index etf on inverse calls

Hes giving out free money? I'm going to hoard this shit. My family is already rich so now we are just getting free money.

>>17886534
wwwwww

>>17886568
Destined to lose.

>>17886541
I probably wouldn't buy options on 3xETF's if that's what you're thinking

Bullbros we did it

The power of money printing

>>17886554

>repo market
>pension crisis
>housing bubble
>unregulated eurodollar
>insolvent international banks
>insolvent local governments
>subprime auto loans
>record household debt
>record credit card debt
>eduction bubble
>gig economy
>ten years of ZIRP
>global population doubled to 8 billion in 50 years
>mass immigration
>never-ending wars
>extreme domestic political tension
>global pandemic

Just buy the dip you fucking idiot

>>17886533
checked and loaded up on puts

Bonjour EWQ, you underperformé

>>17886514
Demand will decrease as manufacturing, transportation, and business declines.

>>17886591
He says as the market begins to tank. Again.

>>17886428
What free Yang delivery?

>can't even recover 1/3rd of yesterdays losses despite the most desperate measures in human history
this market is done, it will keep crashing, they are just buying time at this point but it won't last.

>>17886533
noice odd dubs, we dumpin boys

>>17886525
>SQQQ under $30 while the Mayor of NYC announces shelter in place within 48 hours
Never been better senpai

>>17886559
Don't forget to take safety measures fren.

so 300 eow, but arethings like EWG an EWZ, even worth etting into anymore of look at spy puts on fridays' peak?

>ANOTHER UBER BULL TRAP
BRRRRRR I LOVE IT

Now that we have confirmed there will be a golden bull run starting with +10% tomorrow, what's next in store for the future?

>>17886609
All they're doing is giving me more opportunity to load up on inverse ETFs

newfag here. why buy sqqq when you can short nasdaq?

>>17886607
I dont care about thjs month

The stimulus is gonna be another three years of asset valuation pump

>>17886559
We can all loose monies together fren.

:)

>>17886504
are you a neet? because you're not getting trumpbux if you are

>SPY puts down 45%
Do I capitulate, hand on, or double down?

>>17886310
After this desperated rate cut to 0 and now helicopter money, how fucked are we?

>>17886573
Funny how once the greatest recovery of all time starts the tranny discord users disappear. Anyone doubted Trump is a shill

from last thread

Options retard right here

Is this arbitrage or am I missing something here?

Created a put order for CZR for strike 7.5 @ $2.82. Bought only 1 contract so spent $282. The market is $3.50/contract already.

I can literally sell this for $68 profit right now. I'm still going to hold but did someone fuck up and sell me a severely under priced put?

NYC SHELTER IN PLACE
>NYC SHELTER IN PLACE
NYC SHELTER IN PLACE
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NYC SHELTER IN PLACE
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looks like im getting drunk tonight BASED BOBO

>>17886627
BURN IT TO THE GROUND

>bought the SQQQ dip twice in one day
HAHAHAHHAHAHA GET FUCKED BULLS

>>17886600
>>17886611
with all those digits I feel sorry for the bullcucks...

MOOOMOOOO GETTING BTFO

>>17886628
>+10% while DeBlasio is announcing a lockdown

>>17886628

>>17886645
Where are you seeing this stat?

>>17886632
Your word in Gods ears.
I may be a temporary bear, but fuck me if it wouldnt be nice to see a swing soon.

>>17886677
>Stat
lmao it's not a stat it's the positions I'm holding

>>17886554
These are priced in.

>>17886670
Why wpuld that hurt the market?/If anything it is a positive since people will use less gas

Oil! Attention oil chan! Stop fighting this. You want to be sub 25. Sub 25 is a comfier place for u. Sub 25 is warm and safe.

>>17886524
I want the jesus christ how horrifying operator patch so bad.

OH NONONONO BULLBROS WE GOT TO COCKY

>>17886666
absolutely checked

Trumps talking again

>sending off post tomorrow to get HL account approved
>market I want to buy in to has stopped crashing
FFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK

It'll be +10% before I can buy in, won't it? Is it even smart to use HL in this day and age?

>>17886603
Tant pis, mssr. Le rat.

Bros people are buying ZOOM when they want to buy ZM. Is this senile Boomer trading or is this negligent professional money managers who snorted lotsa coke? Also how to profit from this fuck up?

>>17886630
You got the collateral to short? Go for it

Why is there so much gay copypasta bullshit in these threads, why is there so many insufferable faggots

How much money have you lost/gain with this shitshow?

>>17886524
>30k back fairly easily
Do we live in a different universe?

>>17886657
Down we go!!!!!

>>17886310
La última corrida del toro

>>17886436
>AMRS
>EPS of $-0.65 misses by $-0.37
>Revenue of $40.54M (109.36% Y/Y) misses by $-6.46M
Ouch!

>>17886693
Did your 11 year bullrun just end?

>>17886559
Far
Right
Ethano
Nationalist

>>17886697
be on the lookout for any company named, it will spike just from being talked about on tv kek

Hey if short selling gets disallowed by the government will inverse ETFs eat shit? I've never looked into them before recently. What are the underlying assets?

Missed the chance to double down on puts at the top because I got too greedy.

>>17886716
I made $5000 the last couple weeks, but now I'm in some questionable positions that aren't looking so hot. $2500 of it is locked in cash though.

>>17886719
ahhhh...it feels nice being right, doesnt it?

2500 IS A ROCK-SOLID RESISTANCE HOLY SHIT I'M GONNA BE RICH OFF BETTING AGAINST THE US ECONOMY

>NDX going up
This is going to be a fucking bloodbath tomorrow.

What are qualifications for 1k check

>>17886719
hahahah i remember that thread. what an idiot

STAY HOME GOYS

>>17886733
>windmill of frenship pointing the wrong way round
awful

Is the economic recovery scheduled to happen sometime before 2025 priced in yet?

>>17886720
vamos a volver

>>17886666
Tis prophetic

WE DROPPING BOYS

Trump surprised to hear the virus originated in china.

>>17886716
I listened to the cartoon bear and now I'm ruined.

>>17886422
>chad UK on track to peak in warm summer months
>virgin quarantinecucks on track for a peak during autumn/winter which will just make it worse

bought the top again

>>17886716
-20% on oil because of Russia (sold immediately when the OPEC negotiation failed). I skipped the entire equities crash though so that's good stuff.

>World ending virus
>Have working vaccine
>Crab
Clown market.

>>17886533
>>17886600
>>17886666
fugg it's happening

LCI has the generic cure to Corona. Up 14% with no news; all happening from the inside. Once this goes public it will moon.

Also once UBI hits buy chainlink.

I have the sads, frens.
I fear I won't make it.

>>17886666
Thank you super Satan!

>>17886776
not having any risk management
dude just set a stop loss at 1-3%
not fucking rocket science.

>>17886755
I don’t think they have decided yet. I hope it doesn’t include having a wage slave job. I want more buxx to invest.

>>17886666
Checked and bearpilled
We're going full speed down into the ground

So we hit the bottom?

>>17886805
Wont be produced in sufficient numbers for a year. Vaccines are grown not synthesized

>>17886815
what happend fren

What happens to the NYSE if New York issues shelter in place?

Oooh $26. $26 is good but we can do better. WE CAN DO BETTER.

>>17886805
>Have working vaccine
Sure they do.

>>17886716
Made $4000

>>17886666
CIRCUIT BREAKERS TOMORROW LADS

>>17886841
WFH

>>17886838
>He doesn't know how this different type of vaccine is made.
Kind of explains a lot.

So it's gonna crater tomorrow or Thursday, yes? I'm still a little pissed I mistimed it, and no way am I buying back in right now

>>17886373
Spy april 17 100 puts

>>17886815
why?

>>17886815
Im not leaving without you ill stop the train for you get in faggot we are making it together

>>17886824
>thumbnail
dumb nigger

>>17886833
Not even close. Corona hasnt even been tested in a meaningful way yet. Wait for the next wave of tests to come in. We will hit bottom then.

>>17886833
No evidence of that yet.

>>17886718
No, I probably just have more capital to work with than you. With this much market volatility, you can flip major indices or leveraged ETFs like pajeet shitcoins.

>>17886841
the guys who usually trade on the floor just do it from their Robinhood accounts instead. no poblemo.

>>17886805
>Have working vaccine
You're the clown here

>if only you knew how bad things really are

>>17886853
Let’s see if we can beat our 3 seconds yesterday

>>17886844
Already shown to work in rodents. First shots were given to humans yesterday.

>>17886583
fuck i haven't seen this pic in ages lmao

>>17886841
They just run it all electronically, they're adamant about keeping the markets open

>bail outs
>quarantines
>shelters
>SELL SELL SELL
>great boomer death
yeah im thinking this is the best time line

>IMA BREAK THE CEILING!
>lol no

fastlychads are winning again
>tfw REITcel

>>17886814
Most of the major biomeds are going up today without any corresponding news stories, why is yours special?

>>17886886
who are the shareholders of the FED?

>>17886856
Okay doctor bull prepare to get raped

>>17886877
but who will buy the DOW hats

>>17886881
>Idiot doesn't know how to read
https://www.forbes.com/sites/victoriaforster/2020/03/17/first-person-injected-with-trial-coronavirus-vaccine-in-seattle/#25bd2c582583

buy SQQQ and hold over night?

So another one trillion into the market would do what exactly? It didn't work last week what would be different now?

I bought those PTON puts. Besides crypto I've never taken any of your advice here. Guess we shall see what it does.

>>17886886
>Clean your printer

I feel like I fucked up but hopefully these print money.

We got this

>>17886876
So far i've just been shorting with inverse ETFs usually 2k - 4k a piece.
Most i got out of those was like 200 bucks plus. I cant help but shake the feeling that i could invest a lot smarter than that.
Any thoughts?

>>17886824
I exclusively bought deep OTM puts and 3x inverse ETFs. I use Robinhood so it should be obvious I'm a retard.

>>17886921
if you can get it for $24 yes
above $26 no

>>17886814
Put your trip back on.

>>17886916
I'm up something like 13% today, it should just be a lot higher.

>>17886921
No, recession is cancelled. Keep up, newfag

>>17886921
only if you want to make money

>>17886921
treasurer said bail outs so yes

>>17886921
you should have already bought when it was $24.50.

>>17886568
You forgot JANNIES

Dips are getting bought. We might soon be close to the market pumping on bad news because "markets can stay irrational longer that you can stay solvent".

GIBS ME MY $1000 TURTLE MAN

>>17886921
brave
if you have TDA and enough capital might as well just short /MES so you dont get gapped on.

>>17886921
Entering a fresh leveraged position in either direction right here is very high risk. Day trade sure but you don't want to hold stuff overnight.

/smg/ should I sell my index funds (S&P 500, bond aggregate), yes or no?

>>17886716
4% unrealized gain today. 12% unrealized loss overall.

3 years of gains wiped out in a few weeks. The absolute state of the US economy.

Fuck why did I only by 5 WEN puts, that was an easy 200% gain.

>>17886798
oil is getting bargain levels. will go back to $60-100 levels in no time. temporary can still push slightly lower

>>17886760
mcdonalds looked pretty packed, like 60% of typical weekday customer traffic. malls and so good discounts probably now and less lines

>>17886969
>NDX chart

Wait, nevermind

BROS WTF WAS THAT

>>17886978
nah

>>17886310
Cmon need sqqq to fall back again

ITS DUMPING!

>>17886939
Every put I've put on a foreign country I mad money on, except when I accidentally made a call on India on that weird bounce day they had last week

>>17886824
>stop loss at 1-3%
nobody seriously does that, right?

>>17886978
no you idiot even if this isn't the bottom we're at least half way down

if you bought at ATH you're just gonna have the hodl for like five years to make it back

>>17886997
>oil is getting bargain levels.
GIMME SUB 25

>>17887023
People who like to lose money to noise do.

>>17887005
Mitch McConnell just said this bill doesn’t go far enough lmao

>>17886985
The fact that there was a run on toilet paper and cleaning supplies should say how desperate Americans really are. I mean we've reached a point where the economy is so stressed that only printing can alleviate the short term damage. Long term the government doesn't even seem to think about. It's amazing.

>>17886853
How about today kiddo

>sqqq

>>17887023
only people who want to trade till they make it do.

>>17886939
by the end of the month they should be green so re-evaluate the global economy by then

>Battle between the Moomoos and Bobos
>mfw I'm holding SPXU and SQQQ

>>17886943
Another big ass red candle just appeared. You jinxed it, nigga.

this market is a fucking meme

Accumulate REFR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p08ChZVGBow

>>17886595
>the dip
repo market
pension crisis
housing bubble
unregulated eurodollar
insolvent international banks
insolvent local governments
subprime auto loans
record household debt
record credit card debt
eduction bubble
gig economy
ten years of ZIRP
global population doubled to 8 billion in 50 years
mass immigration
never-ending wars
extreme domestic political tension
global pandemic

>>17886688
repo market
pension crisis
housing bubble
unregulated eurodollar
insolvent international banks
insolvent local governments
subprime auto loans
record household debt
record credit card debt
eduction bubble
gig economy
ten years of ZIRP
global population doubled to 8 billion in 50 years
mass immigration
never-ending wars
extreme domestic political tension
global pandemic
>priced in

Would it be dumb for me to buy GLD right now? By right now I mean literally right now in the 1 minute it would take me to place the order

>>17887023
Percentage stop-loss? Fuck no. Volatility is where is at. ATR is king.

domp ett

>>17887043
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>>17886815
You di di mao and you di di now!
We don’t t leave our buddies behind.

>>17887005
Futures went from limit up to negative overnight before that fake green pump. Did you really think the bears were gone?

wtf bros....i thought it was free money

The short squeeze on last 30 mins will be BIBILICAL

>>17886895
>The mRNA-1723 vaccine was not tested in mice before beginning human clinical trials,
You fucking lying glownigger

>>17887071
>Wash ass
>Save millions

>>17887057

Yes. Gold is not a good hedge in the face of a crisis like this. It's not going up much further if at all.

PUMP IT FEDS

CHINA IS HELPING EUROPE NOW
WHO IS HELPING AMERICA

>>17887052

WHY DID MITCH MCCONNELL JUST STAB TRUMP IN THE BACK?

>>17887071
>mom i posted it again

hey powell, get the ink

>>17887056

>>17886595 (You)
>repo market
>pension crisis
>housing bubble
>unregulated eurodollar
>insolvent international banks
>insolvent local governments
>subprime auto loans
>record household debt
>record credit card debt
>eduction bubble
>gig economy
>ten years of ZIRP
>global population doubled to 8 billion in 50 years
>mass immigration
>never-ending wars
>extreme domestic political tension
>global pandemic

Just buy the dip you fucking idiot.

>>17886688
>repo market
>pension crisis
>housing bubble
>unregulated eurodollar
>insolvent international banks
>insolvent local governments
>subprime auto loans
>record household debt
>record credit card debt
>eduction bubble
>gig economy
>ten years of ZIRP
>global population doubled to 8 billion in 50 years
>mass immigration
>never-ending wars
>extreme domestic political tension
>global pandemic
>priced in

Just buy the dip you fucking idiot.

>>17887071

>>17887054
>>17887054
>>17887054
>>17887054
>>17887054

hey i need an answer to this i'm not smart at all
if you give people free money are you expecting from them to spend more or less?

guys norway has a 128% rise in unemployment in one week. havent been this high since the 90s. the housing market is gonna go to shit. sure we are a lot more oil dependent than you guys are, but things are definitely getting worse before it can get better in the usa as well.

>>17887085
>The mRNA-1723 vaccine was not tested in mice before beginning human clinical trials,
Oh shit you're right. I genuinely thought they tested it on rodents first, must've mixed up two different ones. I'm curious how they were allowed to proceed to human testing then?

>>17887057
yes, unironically buy NET

CloudFlare is a fucking bargain for what it is and the shutdowns do literally nothing but help them

>>17887081
i cant believe you've done this

>>17887082
Nice short squeeze kiddo

>>17886911
It manufactures the generic version of HIV drugs that China and India are using against Covid-19.

There wont be a vaccine to this, the only thing that will work is cocktail of HIV drugs and anti-malaria medication.

CLEAN IT UP FEDDIES

Here's some technical analysis. Completely free.

BUX doesn't work in my region of yuropia, what the actual fuck. What else can I use to trade murican options europe? I've been trying to find a semi-decent platform for 24 hours, I am a yuropoor so I don't intend to trade large ammounts.

>you actually listen to /smg/ or /biz/
Heh

>>17886839
Nothing. Nothing ever happens.
I just wanna drop out of everything.
I see it in other peoples faces too.
I see the sads in their eyes.. the sleepiness...the urge to simply drift away....trapped in a loop... wasted time....and that hurts me.

>>17887081
>buying calls in a bear market

>>17887110
It means they're desperate. Pray that it works.

>>17887103
NOT BUYING YOUR BAGS NIGGER

>>17887028
It's not the bottom. We're going into a recession mode. Stocks need to go down further to price this in.

>>17887108
the point of that line of thinking is that people will spend it and juice up the economy

My gym...
They closed my gym bros...

>>17887122

kek

>>17887109
Can I come move to Norway?

>dow drops almost 600 while making tendies

WHY WON'T SQQQ GO UP SO I CAN SELL FUUUUCK WHO'S DOING THIS

Can we count on last minute pump for cheap short ETFs?

>>17887149
same :(

>>17887122
haha

Dropped 15k in index funds today lads

>>17887143

>NOT BUYING YOUR BAGS NIGGER

Just buy the dip.

>>17887146
I agree but we've already gone down 30%+, if you held SPY through the first drop you might as well keep hodling

>>17887108
The people will spend it anyway. Most people spend what they get each paycheck and have zero savings, hence they are all whining now about no work.

I'm going all in on SQQQ in the last 5 minutes.

More dildos please, I don't want to end the day flat.

>>17887149
Why didn't you already join the home gym master race son?
The gain train can't be stopped unless they kick me out of my apartment.

>>17887122

LOL

>>17887091
That’s kind of what I figured. My returns in the last twoish years have been really solid.
Thoughts on Silver? It’s at at least a 52 week low right now

>>17887149
>t.

>>17887149
do pushups and squats at home senpai

>>17887169
>not holding SQQQ until national quarantine is announced
never gonna make it.

>>17886952
Not that tripfag. I found LCI from looking at what is actually working in /cvg./

This is my paranoid schizophrenic buy

>>17887193
Retard

>>17887169
RISE UP BROS

>>17887149
tfw

>>17887170
>pic
Kek I was thinking of bullfags when I watched that episode.

>>17886961
Yeah just set my price if it dips that low again I'm striking

>>17887071
Rookie numbers

>sqqq crabbing at 26
come on fucking goys buy it before its too late

>>17887111
Thanks anon I am researching now. They sound like they are on the come-up

>>17887229
>I use at least two rolls a day
>it's important

>>17887122
>>17887152
>>17887174
>>17887198
You understand we can all see your ID right?

>>17886719
other cities are following their lead. PA seems to be blindly copying whatever NY does.

>>17887122

lmfao

Anyone got a CNBC livestream?

>>17887157
no we closed the borders and are literally sending the army to enforce it. sorry fren

>>17886310
EU pool is now closed.

>>17887099
>WHY DID MITCH MCCONNELL JUST STAB TRUMP IN THE BACK?

Rats, sinking ship, etc.

DO I HOLD MY SHITTY PUTS TOMORROW OR SELL EOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17887122

>>17887244
Ha, what a retard

>>17887200
That guy really has to work on his form, literally pushing up with his lower back doing the heavy lifting. That will hurt you in a year

Have you stocked up food, /biz/?

>>17887122
>>17887152
>>17887174
>>17887198
>>17887248
>>17887279

based

EU CLOSES EXTERNAL BORDERS

Boeing will be bailed out.
Bullish? But it cannot fight against Corona

>>17886961
>tfw bought at 24.87

>Europe is closed
Europe is closed
>Europe is closed
Europe is closed
>Europe is closed
Europe is closed
>Europe is closed
Europe is closed
>Europe is closed
Europe is closed

>>17887309
surely this is bullish

OIL THE BREAKERS

>>17887275
HOLD

>>17887309
Except Africans and Muslims will be allowed in, as always

>>17887281
or he will have a six pack on his lower back

>>17887301
should have done it years ago desu

>>17887322
If not this is (9%!)

>>17887309
Fucking finally

Bros
I just want to see the third circuit break for once in my lifetime

>>17887309
>Europe closing its border
Yeah okay, good joke

Thanks whoever just market bought bwl.a on robinhood

>>17887309
market literally didn't react to it today, tomorrow should be another blood bath

>>17887282
WEAPONS
YOU NEED GUNS LOTS OF GUNS
YOU NEED GUNS LOTS OF GUNS
YOU NEED GUNS LOTS OF GUNS
YOU NEED GUNS LOTS OF GUNS
YOU NEED GUNS LOTS OF GUNS
YOU NEED GUNS LOTS OF GUNS

>>17887309
>priced in

>>17887309
The absolute mad man did it

>>17887334
I LOST ALL MY SHIT ANYWAY SO MAY AS WELL HOPE I ROLL RED ON THE ROULETTE TABLE TOMORROW

>>17887327
absolutely unequivocally unironically inevitably BASED

europe banned short selling

>>17887335
Lol not this time. This is also a response to Erdogan who is threatening to flood eurozone and invade Syria. WW3 soon.

Here comes that eod pump. Getting ready to scoop up SDOW cheapies.

What the fuck is going on with SOXL? the underlying security is up more than SOXL, yet SOXL is supposed to be 3x this. what the fuck?

>>17887335
they will also be the only ones that will recieve treatment in the hospitals that have all reached maximum capacity

>>17887367
But anon, I can't eat a gun

>>17887309
B-But we got stimulus! that will fix it all.

Is it bear time?

>>17887392
>WW3 soon.
I've been waiting so long anon...

Europe closure is already priced in... You stupid bears realize we're already -30% from ATH right? Great financial crisis was only -50%. If you're still short then you're a moron. The market has already priced in a near Armageddon scenario. This is why spy hasn't even budged with this news.

>>17887338
kek

Pls Jones, never asked you anything, please close in red.

>>17887356
Especially since they’re not talking about the senate bill specifics until after market close. Probably because 100% of the money will go to niggers and Jews, like usual

>>17887416
of course not. buy more calls, goy!!!

>>17887416
It's bear season, friend.

>>17887053
what are you holding wealth simple anon

>>17887401
Decay nigga look it up

>>17887419
>Great financial crisis was only -50%
And this is much worse than that.

>>17887411
BUT YOU CAN EAT YOUR NEIGHBOR GODDAMMIT

>>17887411
>But anon, I can't eat a gun

Fucking exactly. Or gold. Or silver. Or bitcoin.

>>17887402
This is also true

Left us pre corona
Right us posts corona

Are the chinks actually shorting the stock market?

don't they know this will mean war when drumpf finds out ?

Final hour
Say it with me bros
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17887419
>I-IT'S THE FLOOR I'M TELLING YOU

>FED announces another 500 billion overnight repo agreement
Is this bullish?

im gonna profiiiiitttttt

Dow's down to 1,8 now. Probably going to end up in the red.

>>17887411
But you can shoot the prepper cucks and get their resources, survival of the fittest

TO THE PRINTERS

>>17887446
exactly

CRACKS FORMING
R
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C
K
S

F
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>>17887424
lmao dream on

THEY'RE MOBILIZING THE NATIONAL GUARD
SCHUEMER JUST FUCKING ANNOUNCED IT ON CSPAN
THEY'RE MOBILIZING THE NATIONAL GUARD
SCHUEMER JUST FUCKING ANNOUNCED IT ON CSPAN
THEY'RE MOBILIZING THE NATIONAL GUARD
SCHUEMER JUST FUCKING ANNOUNCED IT ON CSPAN
THEY'RE MOBILIZING THE NATIONAL GUARD
SCHUEMER JUST FUCKING ANNOUNCED IT ON CSPAN
THEY'RE MOBILIZING THE NATIONAL GUARD
SCHUEMER JUST FUCKING ANNOUNCED IT ON CSPAN
THEY'RE MOBILIZING THE NATIONAL GUARD
SCHUEMER JUST FUCKING ANNOUNCED IT ON CSPAN
THEY'RE MOBILIZING THE NATIONAL GUARD
SCHUEMER JUST FUCKING ANNOUNCED IT ON CSPAN
THEY'RE MOBILIZING THE NATIONAL GUARD
SCHUEMER JUST FUCKING ANNOUNCED IT ON CSPAN

>>17887419
Tell me how the market has already priced in the longer economic impacts of shutting down stores, losses in productivity, supply chain disruption, loss of travel and tourism, entire industries requiring bailouts, etc.

>>17887452
QRD on these guys?

>>17887442
here fren

>>17887419
what actually happened in the Great financial crisis? Who died? It was just a bunch of bankers snorting a bit much cocaine

>>17887419
ok retard

>>17887439
B-But... Trump threw the bear away...

>>17887465
Which exchange is this? Looks 6 gorgillian times better than Questrade

Should I be buying or are we dumping soon

>>17887490
bullish

when do the nukes start flying ?

>he said pump
PUMP IT BOYS SELL SELL SELL

>>17887490
https://www.c-span.org/congress/?chamber=senate
on this stream, about 3 mins back now

>>17887490
Schumer is federal so he cant activate the national guard only governors can.

>check crypto before markets open
>buy if theres increase and vice versa
>sell at the apex of first dip
>repeat following day

I have no idea what’s gonna happen but I just want to say it’s really fun posting with you guys on here. I have friends irl but I enjoy this a lot more than being around them. I hope all of us make a lot of money.

>>17887502
Think or swim

>>17887491
Back of the envelope calculation m8

>>17887553
>>17887553
>>17887553
new
>>17887553
>>17887553
>>17887553

>>17887534
why not do this with SPY? way more volatile than shitcoins these days

>>17887533
Aren't National Guards and State Guards seperate?

>>17887335
The people responsible for the mass immigration are not stupid. They are going to push it to its absolute limit, and then they will stop, because they know if they go too far their own people will come for their heads (literally and figuratively)

>keep minimum wage low goy
UH OH

>>17887555
Monthly fees, or is that data free?

>>17887533
Or the president of the United states he can federalize the national guard

>>17887569
No, national guard is in each state and is part of the state leadership.

Bros what the fuck is going on?

>>17887635
Deus Ex

>>17887635
And anon was never heard from again..

>>17887565
24/7 analysis

>>17887635
i lived that it, was in watertown during the manhunt twas rad

>>17887635
I had just moved away from there about two years before that shit happened. It was surreal to see it on the news and shitpost about it on the chins.

>>17887197
I couldn't afford a power rack at the time and still can't.
Hopefully with these financial gains I can get one soon

>>17887169
>tfw bought a put for SQQQ
I'm a fucking retard...

>>17887490
> government thinks we're about to start killing eachother soon
SURELY THIS IS THE BOTTOM!

>>17887242
Save TP by wiping with your happy socks

>>17887493
I just signed up to WS. Seems pretty straight forward.

Any way to buy put options? Im still learning to navigate the operating system.

>>17887490
Link?

>>17887879
Actually could work. There’s enough volatility that a trillion in stimulus could cause a damn good short squeeze.

>>17887635
What is that?
Where was this?

>its just a correction