/biz/ - Business & Finance

Who was in the wrong?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584397779809.webm

HERE COMES THE POOOMP

when do i sell sqqq

HERE WE GO

Here's Tony then manlet!

>>17882981
$32

>>17882981
yesterday.

LOOK AT THAT MIDGET LMAO

Pence dodged the question whether airlines can pay bonuses with bailout money. WTFFFFFFF

>midget on stage
What is this, 1998?

>>17882981
This morning

I want my thousand dollars

>$23 SQQQ
how could you NOT

>>17882981
when the cases in Italy start to decline.

>dow still falling falling
FIX IT do the memes!

>>17882981
>>17882995

>>17882957
/heem/ pls go

>>17882974
WTF did i just watch

what big company is gonna be the first to go under?

>coughy boy fauci
PRESS F

>>17883013
CALLS ALREADY +15%

>when you look at models we'll see a hump instead of a peak

what did he mean by that?

>>17882957
TODAY IS GONNA BE FUN

Lol you hypocrites

The vix is still sinking like a stone.
Just something to think about.

>>17883033
Medical jihad.

>I THOUGHT I WAS INVULNERABLE
I THOUGHT I WAS INVULNERABLE
>HELP US
HELP US

SELL
SELL
SELL

>>17883046
fatten the curve
keep the number of cases at any given point below the level of the health system's capacity

>>17882957
schaubtastic

>listening to all these boomers
>dont go outside *cough cough* zoomers
>you must consider * cough* the older generations

>>17883032
Deutsche Bank

>>17883050

Welfare =/= socialism

>le millenial xd
getting really tired of these old fucks

MEDIC CHADLET GOING TO SAVE TRUMPS PRESIDENCY

KO was 41 yesterday, I probably should have bought that instead of the euro etfs

Someone needs to cough on Fauci to save my puts.

>old midget who sounds like he's on death's doorstep telling me not to go to bars and restaurants
Nigga you might be sick, but I'm not.

We don't even need to test to contain. LIBERAL MEDIA BTFO ETERNALLY

So was this morning green just because boomers were looking forward to this press conference?

>>17883050
Socialism is good!

>>17883046

I bought some FSPGX am I a brainlet

HOLY SHIT

FAUCI SOUNDS POSITIVELY BULLISH. AMAZING.

I TOLD YOU GUYS!! I BOUGHT SH AND DOG I KNEW WED BOUNCE!!

does fauci sound extra nasally today

I wonder if i can get a job as a porter when the collapse comes
And by collapse, i mean next week since im about to be fired.

>>17883078
>Deutsche Bank

I seriously hope you're joking, because it that were to happen, it's game fucking over.

lol BA is tanking again

>>17883050
>Emergencies mean we must accept a totally new form of government forever

THE NUMBAH

PENETRANCE
>PENETRANCE
PENETRANCE
>PENETRANCE
PENETRANCE
>PENETRANCE
PENETRANCE
>PENETRANCE

XOM for me and not for you
XOM is better than SQQ
XOM will hold through the war
XOM is freer than a whore
Under 40 dollars its a very nice steal
It'll double in price and pay my meals
Traders trade and their puts will spoil
Dividend kings always come from oil

We will close up like 200 today.
Tomorrow will open positive but close really really bad. So bad I'm not even telling you.

I want Dr Chadlet to tell me bedtime stories and tuck me in to bed

>I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA DO THAT
I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA DO THAT
>I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA DO THAT
I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA DO THAT

THE ZOOMERS ARE GONNA DO THAT WE'RE FUCKED

Yeah, I'm feeling pretty bullish rn guys ngl. Green ID will confirm.

Uh REFR Chads? What is happening?

SQQQ TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOON

brr

>>17883125
We'll be rich XOMbro.

buy or wait?

>>17883050
>emergency situations
>bandaid measures to keep things floating so citizens don't get absolutely fucked through something that is beyond their control.
>HURR IT'S SOCIALISM YOU GAIZ

I hate this. I hate this whole bullshit of extremes that everyone is on.
Maybe the U.S. should actually split up.

>>17882957
OH NOOO BULLBROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

Fauci seems like your local dentist, very warm, wholesome energy

Brrrrrrr rally already over. Hope you sold

>>17882974
staged?

>>17883050
National socialism

Bulls are fucking pathetic, they get one rally and act like corona isn't still around fucking everything up
Go ahead and lose more money retards

>>17883157
wait

They keep asking for the help of young people but can’t be bothered to cancel student loans.

They can pump the markets and give corporate welfare but they demand we stay home and get nothing in return?

They mock and abuse us and then ask for our help for free?

We’ll see.

>>17883173
will numb you up before he pulls teeth?

>>17883155
Lol epic good sir! Here is some gold!

So we looked at the data

>>17883125
XOM is going to $31. Dividend can only be paid with debt. Credit rating already reduced. Get fucked!

How much have they BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR since this has started?

HELICOPTER GOES BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17883159
>us dollar split up
that is never going to happen

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>17883186
ZOOMER UPRISING NOW

>Dow is sinking

What kind of fucking clown word am I living at this point?

I bought Boeing at 330 like a month ago and sold at 306, all pissed off. Fucking KEK

The second half of this conference has been as bearish as possible. How the fuck is it still in the green?

>fed pump is over
>pump conference not over and its going down anyway

DEEP RED HERE WE COME

INSIDER HERE
$DB IS GOING TO ZERO
GET THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING

>>17883099
>Close those borders
>Give everyone $1,000
I like where this is going

>>17883159
>Maybe the U.S. should actually split up.

Yes.

>>17883155
What's the point of feds pumping so much money since they know it's not working?

In-duh-stry

Fiscal stimulus is on the way. Tax cuts. Helicopter money.
BEARS BTFO

WHY CAN'T THIS ORANGE DUMBASS SPEAK AFTER THE MARKET CLOSE

>>17883205
It seemed like all morning

>it's another "/biz/ buys high" episode
thanks for propping up the market I guess

DROPPING BELOW 3%

SHUT DOWN SOCIETY

>>17883223
The printer broke.

Now the economy is collapsing we wont have time for meme degrees

>>17883125

>shaved by 50% over the past year

I wished I cared enough to learn about the oil markets since it's always a clown circus when oiligarchs open their mouths. I'll just stick with my AWK since this shit refuses to go below 120.

>>17883050
Is this a Breadline Bernie supporter?

>>17883213
We've gone full clown

STOP GOING TO BARS AND SPREADING YOUR ASYMPTOMATIC VIRUS ON SURFACES YOU GODDAMNED MILLENNIALS.

YOU ARE SO WHINY AND IRRESPONSIBLE. YOU RUIN EVERYTHING THAT WE BUILT FOR YOU. ALL YOU DO IS COMPLAIN.

HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF YOUR FUCKKNG AVOCADO TOAST BARS YOU CALL MCDONALDS AND TELL THEM YOUR ORDER. THEYLL PACK IT UP FOR YOU.

ITS VERY FAST AND WITH SOCIAL DISTANCING.
>ITS VERY FAST AND WITH SOCIAL DISTANCING.
ITS VERY FAST AND WITH SOCIAL DISTANCING.
>ITS VERY FAST AND WITH SOCIAL DISTANCING.

Who's the cutie in the audience?

Brrrrrr-*grinding noises* OH NO! QUICK SOMEONE UNJAM THE PRINTER BEFORE WE GO RED! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

STOP THE FUCKING CONFERENCE. YOU HAVE SAID ENOUGH

WE'RE GONNA LOSE A LOT OF LIVES

>>17883186
nice reddit spacing

why didnt i listen to lci guy?

>>17883268
dont see the appeal tbqhwyf

>>17883247
kek it's too easy. Retards can't adjust to the new reality

>You're gonna lose a lot of lives, perhaps unnecessarily

>A life is not going to come back

>When will you know when will you know when will you know

>>17883266
seething normtard that can't stay in the house for a single day

>>17883247
kek

>>17883048
Life has many doors, fed boy.
why would the fed be stressed? if anything the fed should be screaming in joy. The borrower is SLAVE to the lender. Everytime something bad happens and someone gets bailed out, the fed just wags his magical green OZ finger and says with a smile, "you owe me".

>>17883186
>boomers refuse to fix global warming so zoomers can actually live to 80
>boomers beg zoomers to stop the boomer remover
mmmm nah, gonna go coof on some grannies

>>17883266
A-ACCHHHHOOOOOO

N-NO NO NO!!! B-BULLBROS WHAT'S HAPPENING

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sog7i169Bas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RtDgTm6rn4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sog7i169Bas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RtDgTm6rn4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sog7i169Bas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RtDgTm6rn4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sog7i169Bas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RtDgTm6rn4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sog7i169Bas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RtDgTm6rn4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sog7i169Bas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RtDgTm6rn4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sog7i169Bas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RtDgTm6rn4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sog7i169Bas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RtDgTm6rn4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sog7i169Bas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RtDgTm6rn4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sog7i169Bas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RtDgTm6rn4

WE'RE GONNA LOSE A LOT OF LIVES BUT THE ECONOMY WILL COME BACK
>WE'RE GONNA LOSE A LOT OF LIVES BUT THE ECONOMY WILL COME BACK
WE'RE GONNA LOSE A LOT OF LIVES BUT THE ECONOMY WILL COME BACK
>WE'RE GONNA LOSE A LOT OF LIVES BUT THE ECONOMY WILL COME BACK
WE'RE GONNA LOSE A LOT OF LIVES BUT THE ECONOMY WILL COME BACK
>WE'RE GONNA LOSE A LOT OF LIVES BUT THE ECONOMY WILL COME BACK

>>17883280
>Doubt

FIX
PRINTER

>>17883266
Get corona boomer

>>17883077
>save us and protect us whilst we attempt to destroy your future zoomer!

>>17883268
Nice.
I’m already practicing nice social distancing with her.

>we're trying to save the maximum number of lives, everything else will come back... a life won't come back
holy shit has trump EVER said something so measured and mature?

>>17883266
>Its just the flu bros
>REEEEEEEEEEE MILLENNIALS
Get fucked Boomer

YEAH, I'M THINKING WE'RE BACK BOBROS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRBOnA0ak4w

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>17883213
I went on a holiday with my gf on the weekend, and when we came back, her dog had died, my sister got corona and i had been (sort of) fired.
Universe works in balances, bruh.

>>17883307
/dev/lp0: printer on fire

>>17883266

>>17883268
she probably works a lot and talks about politics all the time

>I KNEW IT WAS A PANDEMIC BEFORE EVERYBODY
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17883307
PRINTER
JAMMED

México here.
we are going to gorge in all those dollars?
So the peso is going to the shitter ?

Wait everything is ok now.

Unironically how are people still bullish on the precipice of a recession and while a global pandemic is occurring?

>>17883302
Did he really? This is just a shitpost right?

>recession
HE SAID IT

R-R-RECESSION?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

YANG GANG BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MCDONALDS CHEESEBURGER BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DRIVETROUGHS BRRRRRRRRRR 9/11 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17883323

When the market was ONLY down 2700 yesterday the bulls celebrated, when it's up 500+ the bears celebrate

This is a pandemic
>This is a pandemic
This is a pandemic
>This is a pandemic

DUMP IT

SELL SELL SELL
PRINTER JAM

>>17883324
That's all negative. What is the positive balance?

>It's all pent up
THE ECONOMY IS GONNA COOM!

>>17883329
>/dev/lp0: printer on fire

Sorry, IT is WFH for the next month, it'll just have to burn.

>R-RECESSION?

>>17883347
Clown world, clown market

>>17883357
LITERALLY PRINTING TENDIES
THIS TIMELINE

OH NOOOO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>17883355
>>17883356
It's over
see you all in the unemployment line

>>17883127
You say this based on what?

>>17883186
This needs to be pointed out on social platforms, and hardcore.

>>17883349
watch the speech
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbhnBEiqGGk

>HE KNEW IT WAS A PANDEMIC BEFORE THEY CALLED IT A PANDEMIC ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LOOK AT OTHER COUNTRIES

>>17883347
because bullchads think long term. You think companies like nvidia, amazon, amd, google, etc. are going to go under because of a recession?

Ads say we are staying green!

>>17883368
>That's all negative. What is the positive balance?

He has more time to fuck his girlfriend now.

>a lot of people are going to die
WHAT IN THE FUCK LOMAO

>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE

What I've noticed throughout the last couple of conference pumps
>Anticipation: Market pumps
>Pence speaks: Market pumps
>anyone else speaks: Market drops

>>17883371

when do i buy your scam stock?

What I can't seem to understand, and sorry if I'm missing something here, is why the U.S. government repeatedly bails out companies that are clearly prone to failure without any sort of financial intervention. And even at that, they still walk a fine.

>>17883347
Because most people are retarded anon

MEME STOCK PTON JUMPED UP 20% DONT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO BUY PUTS

A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17883400
https://adguard.com/en/adguard-ios/overview.html
my friend

PANDEMIC

he said it so loud this time

>>17883246
I mean total dollarinos in trillions since the crash.

>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE

What're you guys watching?

>>17883368
my gf dressed up and did a sexy dance before sucking my dick on the holiday.
Clearly im being punished for such carnal pleasures, amirite god?

>>17883394
Trump is God, he knows everything before anyone else does. He is a genius with, like a really good brain and great genes, his uncle was a professor at MIT! Great genes.

A LOT of people are gonna die (emphasis his).

what is everyone watching?

So who's getting the bailout?

A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE

Dow going to close +100, MASSIVE dump tomorrow

>>17883400
Drink 1 cup before bed, wake up with stonks in the green!

>>17883234
To maximize the profiteering of the upper class elite. Money flows up, don't you understand? The longer they keep this running, the more power and leverage they are given to enslave the ones below them

People *really* think this is the end? When it didn't even start in the US?

>>17883382
>OH NOOOO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
The cope here is beyond sad, kek!
R E C E S S I O N

>>17883422
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

they REALLY need to end this Q+A what the fuck

>>17883406
Because Jews

yellow shirt is a qt

>GETTING ALONG WITH DEMOCRATS

FUCKED, ABSOLUTELY FUCKED, SELL!

>>17883439

>>17883427
>>17883430
but not me I'm gonna live!

>A lot of people are gonna die

Based trump steering us back down under 20,000.

>>17883415
https://adguard.com/en/adguard-dns/overview.html

>>17883449
why are they doing this..

>>17883395
>it'll be up a few years from now so that means you should stay long the whole way through an obvious market-wide crash

what's happening bros? going up?

DONALD FRUFRMP I CAN'T LET YOU SAY THE P-WORD

>>17883455
this

>>17883406
To maintain a sense of capitalism until the very end. Equivalent to turning of the Nintendo right before you die

DOW 30K EOY

>>17883439

Amazon just suspended all warehouse shipments for non-medical and low demand products.

>>17883371
Did you hear what they said about payments to the American worker. They will be "soon," "fast" and "BIG!" I'm still getting paid from my employer (while working from home, lmao), so these payments are going directly into my investment accounts.

>>17883439
>the past will be like the present

idiot

AM I GONNA DIE?
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
>A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE

Just heard this morning the disease causes fibrosis of the lungs and you drown in your own mucus while you die of pneumonia.

>>17883455
the brunette with the southern accent was better

>GOOD RELATION WITH CHINA

>>17883266
NOOOOOOOOO
NOT THE HECKING BARARINOS

Trump is fucking waffling. The press conference should have ended after Mnuchin & co finished their briefings.

He's just shooting from the fucking hip now.

>>17882957
It looks like no matter what we do there will be a two month period where people are dying en masse.
The same thing is going to happen in China and every other country that is trying to hold back the infection.
So the death in the streets in April probably won't happen and people will think it is safe to buy in. Then when controls are released... surprise everyone's dying, supply chain is destroyed, and economic activity grinds to a halt again

>>17883307
Mnuchin has fixed the printer

Printing checks now

Helicopters painted green will drop bags of cash in all major metros

We Cargo Cult Nao

I HAVE ONLY 280 BUX LEFT TO INVEST FUCK
WHERE'S THE FLOOR

>called it a pandemic and lots of people are going to die

How is it still green why isnt this shit plummeting?

>>17883478
IM GONNA SAY IT

>>17883491
We already know that you stupid faggot

>trump is speaking again

Fucking sell boys, the floors about to fall out from under us

>>17883502
HAHA CHINA IS GOING TO BAIL US OUT OF THIS ONE TOO GUYS, WE PROMISE

>BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT SHALL SOAK THE STREETS

>Drop off the volume
>Make him think it's the bottom

>>17883405
Yesterday
>>17883494
Nice

>>17883516
Put it into SQQQ calls lmao what could go wrong

>>17883439
>implying they aren't going to compare the great depression to the 2020 market crash
how naive.

If it stays green today; it's not time to buy.

>>17883495
You're right, it's not like the past.
It's worse.

>>17883359
Clown world.

>>17883497
I've been hearing that for a while too

Anyone have pics of Birx when she was younger?

BUILD THE WALL ON BOTH BORDERS

>>17883506

Based Libertarian committing Boomer holocaust.

>will you close us borders
>i don't wanna say that, but we're discussing things with canada, with mexico. outstanding. we just signed our deal

FUCKED

NO NOT THE HECKIN CHINESE VIRUS

>>17883506
benito fucking mussolini AHHAhAHAH

>>17883495
>>the past will be like the present

That's the argument my financial adviser used when I told him I wanted to cash out my 401k last year. Looks like I made thew right decision

FUCK THE MARKET
why is boeing going down?
Why am I so bad at this

>>17883077
>>17883313
You guys are going to eventually come to understand why my forest fire metaphor is so correct in this situation. SCREENCAP THIS. This is what is going on with the world economy and governments and boomers right now:

>https://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/green-science/how-forest-fire-benefit-living-things-2.htm
>Despite the damage that can occur to property and people, good things can come out of forest fires, too.
>Forest fires are a natural and necessary part of the ecosystem. Even healthy forests contain dead trees and decaying plant matter; when a fire turns them to ashes, nutrients return to the soil instead of remaining captive in old vegetation.
>And, when fire rages through dry underbrush, it clears thick growth so sunlight can reach the forest floor and encourage the growth of native species. Fire frees these plants from the competition delivered by invasive weeds and eliminates diseases or droves of insects that may have been causing damage to old growth. Wildflowers begin to bloom abundantly.
>Most young, healthy trees are resilient enough to survive a forest fire and will soon have a growth spurt, thanks to flames that thin light-banning canopies above. And scientists report young-growth forests recovering from fire are home to more diverse species, in both plants and animals. This is because the remnants of burned trees offer attractive habitats to birds and small mammals, and nutrients from burned vegetation continue to leach into the soil to fuel the birth of new plants.
>At Tall Timbers Research Station in Tallahassee, Fla., an experiment that lasted nearly 40 decades provided telling results. The 23-acre (9.3-hectare) swath of land was not allowed to burn during that time. Plant diversity fell by 90 percent and one species of bird, red-cockaded woodpeckers, disappeared entirely. In order to thrive, this ecosystem, like many others, needed fire.

THIS IS WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING METAPHORICALLY. BURN THE OLD TREES.

Is DIS a good buy now or should I wait?

>Trump doubling down on calling it a bat-eating chink virus
based

>>17883570
THANK YOU DONALD DUMP

snibbety snab, worship the crab

ITS FALLING

HERE WE GO

WHAT A GIANT SOIBOI FAGGOT

NOOOOOO BULLBROS WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING

kek, FUCK china

>and just remember
>you
>and you're loved ones
>WILL die painfully

TRUMP HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEE

looks like it's time to short the entire US economy

>tfw holding nothing but SDOW
DOMP EET

>>17883570
Bean here. Absolutely no news here, as usual.

BOOMERS NEED TO SELL BEFORE THEY DIE
SELL SELL SELL

Holy shit, SHUT THE FUCK UP TRUMP

JESUS CHRIST

LOL. He re-affirmed his decision to call it the "Chinese virus," saying that it was a deliberate choice, in response to Chinese allegations that it was deliberately spread in China by the US military.

>down 6% when Trump started speaking
>up 5% before he finished speaking
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I don't know what's going on anymore

>>17883574
I miss him so much bros..

MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS

the blood of bulls will soak the country

>>17882969
Based

DROPPED OVER 100 IN THE LAST 5 MINUTES

DUMP
DUMP
DUMP

Nice try bulls, nice try

>>17883623
don't think about it
just keep selling

haha im just gonna keep investing in sqqq tillt he economy is back online lmao what the fuck is this easy money

>>17883601
You weren't already trying to short the whole economy?

>>17883538
im happy youre back

>>17883620
CHINESE PLAQUE MENACE

WE GOT TOO COCKY

HOW IS THE MARKET NOT GOING DOWN
HOW IS DRUMPF STILL TALKING
I DON'T GET IT AT ALL

>where is dr. redfield
raccoon city

>>17883406
They're in bed and have conflicting interests.
Most evil in politics seems to be guised as "for the greater good". The gov is straight up crooks.

>>17883595
Did he really say this?

10-yr is rising.

>>17883655
It's our opportunity to finally take advantage of the Boomers who just want to liquidate their accounts and retire.

>>17883402
>>17883403
I gotta check how /pol/ reacting to this

>>17883638

Do people really just watch Trump speeches and panic sell when he says something dumb and panic buy when he says something good?

Told you fags. The exact same thing that happened yesterday is happening again today. Midday peak and then crash.

Bears BTFO

>>17883631
>i wish you would step back from that ledge my friend

>>17883687
BRRRRRR

BULLS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Buying TQQQ and holding until VIX drops. See you on Mars, faggots.

>>17883389
what timestamp?

I just bought calls. I sensed confidence and strength in Trump's voice this morning.

I think we're back, bulls.

>work on tips
euros are gonna laugh at us again

>>17883686
What crash, retard?

WE DONT HAVE MONTHS, IN TERMS OF PEOPLE LIVING
>WE DONT HAVE MONTHS, IN TERMS OF PEOPLE LIVING
WE DONT HAVE MONTHS, IN TERMS OF PEOPLE LIVING
>WE DONT HAVE MONTHS, IN TERMS OF PEOPLE LIVING
WE DONT HAVE MONTHS, IN TERMS OF PEOPLE LIVING
>WE DONT HAVE MONTHS, IN TERMS OF PEOPLE LIVING
WE DONT HAVE MONTHS, IN TERMS OF PEOPLE LIVING
>WE DONT HAVE MONTHS, IN TERMS OF PEOPLE LIVING

>>17883683
>I gotta check how /pol/ reacting to this

Like the complete fucking hysterical ninnies that they are.

>>17883686
I don't think yesterday counts as having a "peak" tho.

>>17883685
yeah pretty much

I miss autistic screeching Trump.

>>17883559
>not wanting grammy birx
ngmi

SHOULD I ORDER SOME MCDONALDS ON UBEREATS?

>>17883711
I think you're a retard

>>17883695

>>17883711
I bought calls too. On SQQQ.

>>17883695

You anons don't actually think we're recovering are we?

>>17883685
That's sure what it feels like

>>17883520
NOOOOO

>>17883740

Only if you want your Uber driver to infect you with bugvirus

>>17883733
>not wanting both

oh god drump talking about retarded things again

how do i short zoomers?

Donald Trump is literally the most bi-partisan president ever

DID DRUMPF TAKE A FUCKING XANAX BEFORE THIS?

>>17883715
The one you are watching right now.

>>17883720
>from the board of pink wojaks

>>17883665
a tale as old as time

God, Trump is so fucking based. Im an all in bear, but he sure does make me wanna root for him

>>17883740
yes

DID ANY OF YOU AUTISTS HEED MY PTON ADVICE??? NO??? GO BACK TO WSB AHAHAHAHA

NYT BTFO

>>17883748
use your brain, what does it look like overall

>>17883746
Same got some 4/17 30c

HE'S SNIFFLIN

>WE CAN DO A NATIONAL LOCKDOWN BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA DO THAT
FUCKED

>CHINA'S economic recovery will be held back by the global outbreak, as countries around the world struggle to contain the rapidly spreading disease.


he's literally doing it on purpose lads

>>17883371
Redpill me on the current snss situation

BASED TRUMP BTFOING SHITLIB JOURNOS

>very last question is some retarded shit already answered

>>17883685
n-no haha. Who would do that?

>>17883740
Mcdouble with extra ketchup

>>17883695
YOU ARE LIKE LITTLE BABY

WATCH THIS

>>17883800
new thread
>>17883800
new thread
>>17883800
new thread
>>17883800
new thread

>>17883759
imagine being in quarantine with her for 2 weeks

>alright guys we only got 20 more minuts.. so umm.. only 1 more question

>>17883788
he's sweating a lot desu

>>17883790
China has a great tactical advantage right now

>>17883785
Like shit

WE HAVE TO PROTECT BOEING

Last question. Complete shit question about Boeing. Women were a mistake

>>17883517
Money printer goes BRRRRRRRRR

>>17883760
>>17883763
>>17883764
Seethe more in November!!

>>17883790
THANK YOU BASED TRUMP

trump is still "looking at this and that" STILL HE IS DOING NOTHING TO HELP YOU
SELL SELL SELL FUCKTARDS

>>17883579

>>17883748
I did.. until I saw him go out there and speak about it.. that's what's doing the fucking damage how is it not

MY BOEING PUTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17883819
I wouldn't be surprised if they go to war with the west this year. China has been waiting for a chance for years.

mr macdonald, garnish his wages

holy shit this retard can’t NOT take the bait.

17000 people died from swine flu?
This is uhhhh hes gonna have a lot more blood on his hands.

>>17883335
GODDAMN IT MILLENNIAL WE HAVE TO PROTECT BOEING AND ITS YOU'RE FUCKING FAULT.

Good to see you’re back clomo.

>>17883758
But I really want a vanilla shake

>>17883125
>oil
OIL CHADS ARRISE

https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/CCAL-116scal-2020-03-17/pdf/CCAL-116scal-2020-03-17.pdf

TODAY THE USA IS FINALLY VETOING ARMS SALES TO THIS FAGGOT AND HIS UAE CUKS FOR FLOODING THE MARKET, WHOS GUNNA PROTECT HIM NOW?!

>The Customer err uh the american PEOPLE first

>>17883579
Kill the tall trees my nigga

>>17883813
I have puts on BA, what do?

>>17883877
Nah, China isn't about war and all that shit.

>>17883870
Did you honestly think the government wouldn't dump billions into boeing?

>>17883877

-25% of my savings today.
I am a fucking retard.

>>17883988

Their entire economy is dependent on western companies buying their cheap shitty products. If they went rogue they would be eating mudcakes for the next 50 years.

>>17882957
what you guys think of buying airline stocks now that they're low?

>>17884302
They aren't low enough yet. I'm waiting.

>>17884919
>They aren't low enough yet. I'm waiting.
This tbqh.
Just wait for when they're week two without a single passenger.