/biz/ - Business & Finance

war is coming

FUCKING

I am cumming

>tfw cheap SQQQ today

bear trap today, mooning in 40 mins

>>17876931
What's today's prediction guys?

What happened to Cramer's voice, a little slurry

Is this a good time for noobs to start investing? Any advice for a first timer?

>>17876963
short term bottom is in, maybe the big one but i doubt it

>>17876948
GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES

>>17876963
I'm calling -2% to -3%.

>>17876963
Slight drop, then dead cat bounce 45 minutes in, droping to only slighty green at EOD

NOOOOO TRUMP-SAMA SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BAIL ME OUT

MY BODY IS READY

>>17876963
Huge snap loss yesterday. Minor bounce or drawn-out loss by the end of the day.

>>17876970
Spiked coffee.

>>17876931
JOIN THE OFFICIAL /biz/ DISCORD discord gg xFuuSTZ

Join and turn the chat pink with us bros

>>17876976
The big gains will come 2021-2025

>>17876989
boing lol haha haha boing boing haha

>>17876982
fucking excellent taste anon
>JUST LIKE WITCHES AT BLACK MASSES

>>17876976
Avoid options until you understand markets, read every article on investopedia.

>>17876963
dump in the morning with a recovery by noon and then dump end of day

>>17876976
You're courting death, junior.
You'll buy the bull trap and then get spooked out at the bottom.

>>17876948
War is here.

>>17876963
Straight down to 2280

Legitimately just thinking of holding my sqq for a month. I was frightened the fed might actually turn things around and "fuck" the fundamentals with more bailouts but after trupms speech last night which was refreshingly honest i think we're seeing a slow long drop.

Just put 1k in a 10x leveraged SP500 short certificate. I've no idea what a short certificate actually is, but I'm cucked as a europoor and it looked like it printed like mad.

>>17876970
More than normal? He apparently has a medical condition that causes slurring.

>>17876981
>Trump basically pre-declaring Recession
>Fed controls basically already at max (and ignored by markets)
>States literally shutting down
What could possibly make you think we are at a short term bottom?
Do you really have that level of faith in the BRRRRRRR of the Money Press?

how do I guns?

>>17876948

>>17876976
>Is this a good time for noobs to start investing?

Are you fucking retarded? We are in the middle of a market crash and what is looking like it will quickly become the next great depression. Should noobs invest? Noobs should not even be in this thread right now.

Listen to me, you will thank me later.

JC Penny's is fucked

How do I find the average amount that the DOW moves in a day? Not one direction, if the DOW is up 50 at one point and down 50 at another point I want to see a tracker that tells me it had a 100 point swing that day. And then I want an average of that number over time.

What is this called and where can I find it? I want to apply it to a vortex indicator.

>>17877036
steel machines, son

>saturday: france shutsdown restaurants
>sunday: us shuts down restaurants
>monday: us is considering lockdown
>tuesday: france announces lockdown
>wednesday: us announces......

buying cheap puts mid-day

>>17877009
>Avoid options
there is no reason to avoid buying options, you can only lose the paid amount and not more

to buy this morning
spy 245p 3/20
vxx 58c 3/20
tlt 160c 4/17

Should I buy the stupid Vanguard VOO thing or put my measly five hundred into Tesla

>>17877032
I bought SH.
We bouncing today. Then I’ll move to sqqq.

Based bizarro stormy
We’ve already crashed my man. I hate this shit. I was led in like shep. Only he’ll awaits.

>>17876931
Frens...is the crash over? Is it time to put my money back into the market?

>>17877041
Its been a zombie for years now.

>>17877063
lol no, try 2021

not kidding

>>17877047
You can lose everything, which is something people don't realize after a lucky win.

>>17877047
Consider the fact that most people will gamble everything on options and lose it. New traders have trouble making money with normal stocks, the last thing they should be doing is options.

>>17876976
>Is this a good time for noobs to start investing? Any advice for a first timer?
It's a good time to binge investopedia for 5 hours a day and reading The Intelligent Investor back to back.

>>17877063
We've just shed the bullshit bubble highs and reverted to the mean PE.
The crash begins now.

GREEN DAY
TIME TO PUMP,BULLCHADS!

Dow futures crashing already lol

Sub 20k EOD

>>17877057
>spy
>-10.0%

Anon...

>>17877080
Can you lose more than 100% with a 401k?

>>17877063
No way, a lot of companies are going to go bankrupt before things start turning around,

>>17877061
>We’ve already crashed my man
You think the market can't return to 7k and you are sadly mistaken. Literally it is only 11 years from 7k levels.
The Tax Break was wasted, the bailouts were wasted, and no one put any largess away for even a bad week.

>>17877047
>Only lose same amount
Same with stonkerinos!

>>17877040
You never know a decision was bad till you have made it.

the two gun stocks are up 9% in premarkets, just what are people expecting

>>17877063
Yeah it's all done. Buy 3/20 calls too.

Buy TMDX... it can’t get much cheaper and we’re still doing transplants daily. $80 by 2022 when UNOS mandates the use of this for all non-local recoveries.

Hospitals are buying them, they cost 250k a pop which is nothing to major centers. For reference, they spent 110k flying us to Alaska just to see if an organ was viable, which it wasn’t.

>>17877102
There is no 401k that I know of with stock options

when will it be back online?
>>17876976
not bottom yet. Maybe in a month but after that it will be gains

>>17877088
>>17877080
well being a retard and using 100% of your capital on one bet isn't the options fault

>>17877063
The light at the end of the CV tunnel is at minimum several months away. The economic effects will linger for months afterward. This is going to be long and drawn out now. Hunker down.

>>17877036
Buy RGR, duh

>>17877115
Americans buy guns at the slightest bit of Jimmy rustling.
It doesn't even matter what the issue is.

>>17877076
Killed by the coronas
RIP

>>17876963
Both breakers triggered within an hour, hovers around -18/-19% till 3:30 then drops to -25%

SUB 20K TODAY

Dead cat today?

I was too busy with overtime from this crisis to trade before. Going to buy an S&P short etf. I figure today if we got up 1,000 points would be good. I have $8,000 in the brokerage but most is in safe Muni money markets. I figured I'd just gamble the $1,000 cash on hand. Try to sell the short after each big crash and then buy IVV or SPY, then sell and flip to SH or another short the day after a big run up. Chances I can make it into $3,000?

>30 MINUTES UNTIL 7% DROP

HALF HOUR
>HALF HOUR
HALF HOUR
HALF HOUR
>HALF HOUR
HALF HOUR
>HALF HOUR
HALF HOUR
>HALF HOUR
HALF HOUR
>HALF HOUR

I don't fucking understand.
Tell me what the fuck do I need to fucking do?
Do I put my money in or not?
I'm so fucking worried right now.

>>17877016
Seems iffy but then again we have hard proof of chinese gain-of-function research on coronavirus strains dating back to at least 2015.
The circumstantial evidence is beginning to mount...

>>17877121
Starting 401k this month with vanguard

>>17877080
Risk management is relatively easy to do with options.

>no containment and no universal credit for you go find work and herd out

>VIX to 100
what would happen?

>>17877156
DOW is going to 0
invest in ammo and food

>>17877156
Wait until tmrw.

>>17877156
Likely a deadcat bounce today, since Trump announced a $850B stimulus package. If we are up 7% or more, load up on puts a week out.

>>17877040
What do you mean? Stocks are so cheap right now.

Eventually theyll bounce back. It might take years but why not buy them when they are cheap rather than what they are worth. I dont understand your logic.

>>17877156
wtf do you expect? shit to pump 20% or more all of a sudden, in the middle of entire continents being shut down and quarantined ?

>>17877127
Consider that most people are retarded so it's bad advice to encourage them to trade options.

>>17877156
You aren't the only one

Pussy time is over.

>>17877156
Sit this one out, just keep track at what you would of bought and see if you would have made money after to judge your skill

>>17876931
Based only on news and facts this prediction
>Asia markets had very low volumes, almost any move would make the entire market shift = bad
>Europe is down with little volume, meaning that their money is US = bad
>S&P dropped some boms alongside trump https://www.marketwatch.com/story/global-recession-is-expected-this-year-sp-global-2020-03-17?mod=newsviewer_click
>Top analysts are getting desperate
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/top-forecaster-who-exited-stocks-weeks-ago-predicts-rolling-bear-markets-until-2022-2020-03-17?mod=newsviewer_click
It's safe to assume we will hit another breaker out of the gate, some pump and buying cheapies, trump will talk again 3:30 pm (guessing here but it follows the pattern) and as the day goes along and more cities get locked we will see a close of -11%

GODDAMMIT CRAMER, VACCINES ARE LIKE A YEAR OFF! PEOPLE STUDIED EBOLA FOR DECADES!

Gonna put 5k more into SQQQ and sit tight for a few weeks as we go full recession mode.

>>17877079
>>17877093
>>17877108
>>17877116
Thanks, I was considering moving my retirement funds back in today (moved out at S&P 3240) but I'm going to take this advice and wait some more.

>>17877092
Works for me, being sent home from the office today for a month.

>>17876948
War's here and they've already won. Yes, they're inside you anon.

>>17877192
Where the fuck is faber

>>17877182
If there is no motion in the real economy they will remain cheap until we start moving again. Do you think these companies can just survive on pure dope being drip injected into their veins for the next 5 months?
This post is so naive.

>>17877110
That’s not, not what I’m saying.

>he didn’t buy even more puts

>>17877187
We are crashing today aren't we?

I think BGFV is about to go bankrupt.
An era of /smg/ is coming to an end.

>opened a brokerage account in the new year
>lost a considerable amount of money buying absolutely shite stock
>starting to slowly make it back by betting against the market

its a weird feel t b h

Does Cramer have dementia, what the hell was that step son shit

>>17877216
We haven't crashed, we've corrected, the Crash is the next 3 weeks.

>>17876976
Not yet but soon, atm you should study on the basics and be ready for what an on said in like a month or so maybe more. Just pay attention to the news

>>17877115
I haven’t shot a gun in 5+ years and I want one. What the he’ll are the laws in Cali? Can I keep it in my car with me?

Dead cat today?

>>17877042
That's called volatility, just go make your own 0rogram to measure it, the information is all availble to you.

Tom Hanks is 63 with type 2 diabetes, he's absolutely fine...Over blown BS

>>17877234
>Just pay attention to the news
And by news, he doesn't mean the Fox Cartoon Cable News channel.

>>17877156
>>17877188
Fuck that put it all in anon, if the world ends who cares youre dead anyway. If not you come out a gorrillianairre

>>17877224
At least we still have lci and the deep value there

lol look at this cope

>>17877226
>Lose everything continue betting against the market because you don't know when to quit and you think it's normal for it to drop 32% in three weeks without any pullback regardless of macro factors.

>>17877241
futures say no
lots of money lost if they are wrong

>>17877118
Sick people Re dead already. We’re not wasting resources on them.

>>17877220
AAAAAAAA

>>17877226
same here, anon. I was a typical long range investor with tesla and waste management stock, then after the crash I decided to get my hands dirty to try and get some money back. Now Im up apst what I thought I could ever do and Im addicted.

>>17877245

>tom hanks recovered so its not a big deal guys xddd.
You're a fucking retard, go long cause tom hanks recovered and you like toy story.

>>17877229
IDK mate

>>17877027
pls validate my investment,

>>17877245
Tom Hanks has all the money in the world, and type 2 is nothing much if it is controlled which his surely is.

>>17877253
Yes, that will fix virus and oil price problems! WHAT A GENIUS!

>>17877245
he has access to rejuvenating loli blood

>>17877267
>tesla

Is the "operational capital" for the lack of a better term of public companies tied to it's shares?

This faggot little virus isn’t going to cause a pandemic

>>17877274
Its a Mild flu
prove me wrong, you can't

>>17877301
it was already declared a pandemic?

>>17877256
>Going only by the futures.

>>17877057
Risky but I’m going bearish the rest of the week so you might be good. Just count on fed counter pumping as much as robotically possible

how much longer before we finally see some dead senators?

>>17877032
BIZARO!!!!
>only one more year until sealab 2021 becomes historical fiction

Let’s say the market goes back to normal, I’ve got some safe and some risky investments, thoughts? Safer: XOM, T, DIS, PFE, KO. Risky: DAL, AMD, KTOS, RUGR, MO.

NO CNBC, NO ONE LEARNED SHIT 11 YEARS AGO, EXCEPT HOW TO BEG FOR BAILIES.

>>17877302

They have estimates of millions dying around the world if its not contained so yeah i don't think its a flu. Almost every major doctor in the world is saying its more than just a flu, you can be in denial if you'd like.

>>17877313
Give it a month or two

>>17877290
I bought at 150 faggot

>>17877226
I opened my brokerage account recently but sat on my ass for a while until now. I bought up a bunch of stocks last week figuring if I sit on my ass again they'll be back. Seeing this mayhem though has got me day trading. I think between how much my stocks died last week and my trading I'm only down $80 total.

>>17877302
I mean the whole world is freaking out and shutting down. While on average the virus not might be much to most people the world isn't collectively shitting itself for something that's not at least in some way a big deal

I got 20$ what do I buy?

>>17877173

>>17877254
this is a confusing post t b h

>>17877267
volatility is a short term traders best friend, and a portfolio managers worst nightmare. best to take advantage of it while it exists

>>17877307

>it was already declared a pandemic?

>>17877253

>>17877339
>literally waiting for Hannity to declare the pandemic.

>>17877329
a rope

>>17877238
Basically you're fucked.

>>17877329
A bullet to get out of this hell

>>17877329
toilet paper
The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>>17877348

>>17877348
He's fucking retarded

>>17877348
What a fucking joke.

>>17877253
>ban short selling
I hope this fucking boomer gets Corona-Chan and dies after coofing up a lung

>>17877198
>Works for me, being sent home from the office today for a month.
You'll know more than most people if you follow this regimen to the letter.
A third of trading is knowledge, a third is balls, a third is luck.
If you've got two thirds of the equation covered you'll consistently make small but appreciable gains.

>>17877351

>literally waiting for hannity to declare the pandemic

>>17877299
Yes. It's all tied in. A share is a share of a company. Operational capital and margin tell you what's going on with the company. How have you missed something so elementary?

>>17877361
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
The average person uses 100 rolls a fucking year.
I can only imagine your levels of obese shartery.

>>17877368
>ID: KILL BOB
What did my ID mean by this? Who is Bob?

Are fundamentals still strong?

>>17877118
Not yet, larper

https://organdonationalliance.org/in-organ-transplants-cooling-things-down-may-not-be-the-way-to-go/

>>17877308
>people using my new images within 6 hours of making them
neet!

>>17877321
one can only hope, but i doubt it will take enough of them with it

>>17877329
Jnug

>>17877348

Game plan today:
Sell puts at open
Buy TQQQ calls, sell mid-day
Buy SPY puts for Wednesday's crash

how will it start today?

>>17877348
lmao fucking based

>>17877339
Fucking cope faggot it isn’t going to change market direction for a good min

>>17877382
In my family of three we use one roll a week

>>17876979
I remember thinking dow 20,000 was just a joke last week. I should have never doubted the clowns.

>>17877361
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
god you americans are retarded

>>17877395
Trump will be signing the bounce before noon EST

>>17877361
>1 roll per day

>>17877243
Not what im looking for

Im down 70% on SOXL, how we all doing bros

>>17877382
I don't understand this. I stole a whole roll from taco bell yesterday and I haven't even taken a shit yet.

WHAT DID ORANGE REALLY SAY YESTERDAY?
DID HE REALLY SAY AUGUST?! WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT?!??!?

>>17877212
Is faber not there?!
Oh fuck.
He knows everything before everyone else. Oh fuck mate I’m fucked... FUCKFUCKFUCK!!

>>17877348
>destroying the markets for your export-based economy's products to own the americans
Lmao.
China is going to have a civil war if the demand doesn't recover hard and soon.

>>17877395
Massive rally all day

>>17877016
thats nearly 2 months old news, didnt happen much

>>17877238
>Cali
>Have in car
He doesn't know, does he?

>>17877409
Hopefully he'll issue a Dead Cat Bounce collector card set.

>>17877348
>everything that happens in the world is an attack on trump
Is this what bolchevics were like?

>>17877384
message received, cell activating.

>>17877377
You wouldn’t say that if you had a pension...

>>17877399

>Fucking cope faggot it isn’t going to change market direction for a good min

This faggot little virus isn’t going to a cause a pandemic

>>17877348
>Mass Graves are just a prank bro

ten minutes, let's make some money boys

10 minutes
>10 minutes
10 minutes
>10 minutes
10 minutes
>10 minutes
10 minutes
>10 minutes

>>17877428
He was gone yesterday also. He may have the coof

So what actually happens in a market when all news is bad news? Vaccines won't be here for 6months to a year, and we're shutting down major cities in america, soon states will be shut within a few weeks.

>>17877461
... it's already a pandemic

>>17877403
It's a meme. The average American uses 1-3 rolls per week which is still higher than the rest of the world but obese people normally have to use more TP.

pls fall SIX

>>17877299
>Is the "operational capital" for the lack of a better term of public companies tied to it's shares?
Shares and outstanding bonds.

>>17877468

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY DID I LET THEM PLACATE MY CONCERNS!!!

FRIEDMAN SAID WERE GONNA GET TRIBAL WARFARE!!!

>>17877417
>>17877403
>>17877382
>Not recognizing the copy pasta

I think the boomers are getting upset

why are the futures all green when there's only been more bad news?

>>17876963
>What's today's prediction guys?

>>17877480
My normie co-workers are going to gun stores this week. We're in full blown panic mode.

>>17876931
>buy gold, he said
>dollar going to zero, he said
>qe infinity, he said

Virging Galactic is increasing executive bonuses by 50% because of corona what the fuck lol

>>17877499
We’ve got a lot of newfigs lately.
Notice how they don’t even realize that unchecked dubs is murder.

Checkers!

>>17877499
I remember it from this time yesterday, I have a rote response to it. I even used the same image.

NONONONONO DON'T HURT THE STOCKERINOS

>>17877480
>So what actually happens in a market when all news is bad news?
it crashes
>vaccine
there won't be a vaccine

>>17877513
ALL PRAISE THE PERMA BEAR

>>17877508
They're green 1% after shitting -13%.

>>17877480
Downward trends my friendo

>>17877508
>fed 1.5 trillion vs retail 2 contracts 3/19 spy 150p

Guess who wins?

Is NYMT a buy?
Looking for a REIT

>>17877513
Picked the wrong horse

>>17877519
i only care about the numbers on wall street son

I don't understand why none of the bears being posted are Pandas.

>>17877527
>I predicted this crash!

I saw him saying the market was about to explode like 5 years ago, and he was so convincing too lmao

>>17877382
>>17877403
>>17877417
thanks for the (you)s faggots

>>17877507
Cramer has gotten everything right so far. There's also two ways to interpret that tweet...

>>17877526
There is already a vaccine. First human test happened yesterday.

>>17877541
the game was rigged from the start

>>17877484

>... ITS ALREADY A PANDEMIC!! >:(

Do I dump my REGN?
Regeneron can’t keep this shit up can it?

>>17877527
Have you seen silver?
Lmao

>>17877484

Finally you're accepting things, huh?

>>17877549
You seemed needy. Stay solvent fren.

>>17877480
lmao you absolute naive idiot
this thing is going to last years

>>17877509
this meme is fucking gold

>>17877535
Man spy at 150 by 3/19?

I’m a bear but this is a bit unlikely

>>17877546
fuck china

>>17877531
Dead cat twitch

>>17877551
They had first in human for phase I. That's a long way from an actual drug

>>17877572
Fucking kek.

WELP, CNBC HAS DECIDED THAT THE HUMAN RACE WILL SURVIVE, SO THERE'S A POSITIVE.

>>17877499
Source to pic?

5 minutes til BRRRRRR

>>17877557
lol retard

>giant crash followed by 'recovery' followed by 3 days of crab market followed by giant crash
Its every fucking week. Why is it so easy to time this shit

>Cramer believes the China numbers
oh nonono

When the fuck does DIS fall

>>17877571
They caused the crash through with their aids.

Not sure if I should buy puts on this weak shit bounce. Was hoping for a lot more green.

>>17877452
>boomers reaped all the rewards/benefits of a country that cared about its citizens then promptly closed the door behind them
>You wouldn’t say that if you had a pension...
Yeah grandpa maybe I wouldn't say or think a lot of shit if the world was a little more fair but you all made sure to teach us life isn't fair and we only have ourselves to blame if it's fucked. So fuck all the boomers now that they're on the receiving end of a good proper fucking expecting help or mercy. The economy crashing and them losing everything is my gain and I gotta make money how I can.

It can't be worse than yesterday, right guys?

>>17877547
he was literally right. Just because more people kept falling for the feds fake number and doing buybacks doesn't mean he wasn't right at the time. now he was proven right, just like in 08.
>>17877558
silver and gold took at hit in 08 too then went back to growing even faster

>>17877514
This is a bullish sign.

>>17877589
its cope stage

LET'S DO THIS

>>17877572

Help!

>>17877591
DIS WHAT?

>>17877253
Jesus christ fuck boomers

I cant wait until these boomers and airline companies get taken behind the shed.

digits 4 only going up

>>17877603
it will "recover" today and crash 4000 points tomorrow

2 more minutes

JEROME GET THAT PRINTER FIRED UP BABY
DADDY NEEDS SOME CHEAP PUTS

>>17877560
I never said it wasn't a pandemic. It became one when it hit every continent (other than antarctica but who the hell counts that.)

literally packing my bong right now

>>17877603
No that’s Wednesday

>>17877585

>lol retard

This faggot little virus won’t cause a panemic

LET'S GET PUMPING BOYS

>>17877603
It won't be as bad. There is no way

Open red please

>>17877604
>number
money*

>>17877587
No, the bad news will be relentless, I think we have 4 red days incoming

>>17877466
Holy shit, the levels of cope

Thread Theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZIkxI-EjWY

>>17877627
American yeah?

FUTURES ARE LOOKING DEEP IN THE GREEN TO ME!

DOW JONES 35K EOD
SCREENCAP THIS

>>17877603
Expect a 1,5% gain today followed by a 15% crash tomorrow.

I know a lot of people like to sell their options on Friday instead of holding over weekend. Won't this raise stock prices for SPY?

>>17877575
Not as long as you think since they are removing all the FDA roadblocks for it and vaccine testing doesn't require a high cycle count. I mean, still, yeah, it's many months away. But not years, like most drugs at phase 1

>>17877361
>1 roll per day
Is this why they call you amerisharts?

>>17877591
After a few months of no movie or theme park ticket sales

>>17877591
If they get bought by Apple then your puts will be worthless, buy something safe you know will crash

BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP

>>17876931
WHO
IS
READY
FOR
THE
BULL
?
15% rise MINIMUM after announcement from POTUS that airlines will be supported and that a cure is on the way. Time to ALL IN MAX LEVERAGE.
Fuck the Moon, we are headed to the SUN.

IT BEGINS

HERE WE GOOOOOOO

>>17877659
BUY THE DIP

alright here we go

>>17877647

all in long, putting a loan down 50k, can't wait to be rich when this "crisis" ends next week lol.

My IQ is confirmed sub 100 and im investing my entire life savings on shorts today

AMA

>>17877589
He said let’s assume they’re lying and it’s 500

Did you just fucking recommend Chinese stocks? Goddamnit what the fuck is happening! Is it time to buy Bili?!? Biribiri hit $20.20 yesterday, but I slept through it.

IM SCARED BROS

>>17877645

>American yeah?

Cope

and violet

I bought the 'dip' buys am i gonna make it/

>>17877648
>up 1.8% on opening

See?

>>17877675
which ones?

>>17877604
>predicted twenty of the last two recessions

Every doomsday faggot is right occasionally

>>17877661
No one ever, ever doubted a widescale airline bailout.
No one wants to fly anywhere, it means nothing.

ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM DOWN -$15,000

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm liquidated.

Cheap SQQQ day.

It's so relaxing seeing everyone panic, I don't like seeing my mam worry - the only downside, but I'm so glad this is happening and I hope it gets a lot worse.

I took a hit with my shares which I rightly sold a few weeks ago so I shouldn't be so happy but I am and I don't know why.

>>17877287
Unironically this

LOL

WE’RE BACK, BABY

>>17877328
No one under 30 has died and you can't even say that about the seasonal FLU

BULLBROS WHERE WE AT

FABER IS ALIVE THANK GOD

>>17877691

literally how

Will we see 20k today?

>Livestream instantly crashes

>opening green again
how are people stupid enough to keep falling for this
do they really not understand we haven't even gotten to the worst part of this virus shit yet?

>>17877692

>>17877675
OH NONONO

>>17877702
i'm ready

>>17877683
Only if you're buying the dip gradually over months and you haven't just put a massive lump sum in because there's plenty of potential for it to dip further.

and all my 3/20 puts are fucked

>SNSS is finally done with the distribution and is back to accumulation
Eggcelent

WHAT IN THE LITERAL HELL IS THIS WHERE IS MY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>17877710
People entering shorts relax

AHHHHHHHH THE INDEX IS GREEN
I AM BLEEDING BOBOS, HOLD ME AAAAAAAAA

YUH

NOOOOOOO FUCK MY PUTS ARE ALL FUCKED THIS IS BULLSHIT

THE ARROW IS GREEN

ALL IS WELL

GREEN GOOD

GREEN GOOD

GREEN GOOD

>>17877005
haha I love Iron maiden

>>17877710
I think financefags are the most hopeful people on the planet.

>>17877725
Tomorrow. Small gain today. Huge loss tomorrow.

>>17877710
Corona is tertiary. Oil is secondary. QE is primary.

Printer is working overtime I see. Yesterday was the same. EOD -15%

>>17877725
it's going to slowly bleed out to -1%, it's going to be a boring day

>let's short after it already dropped 20%
absolute idiots, the lot of you

>>17877685
What do you mean?

Has the stock market become a pump and dump scheme or something? Why would it be green NOW?

>Sheds 13.04%

>Gains 2.0

>We're back

Absolute state of bulls right now.

TOO COCKY BULLS

WHAT WA STHAT

FEDERAL RESERVE SET TO REINSTATE COMMERCIAL PAPER FUNDING FACILITY, ANNOUNCEMENT MAY BE AS EARLY AS TODAY
>FEDERAL RESERVE SET TO REINSTATE COMMERCIAL PAPER FUNDING FACILITY, ANNOUNCEMENT MAY BE AS EARLY AS TODAY
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>FEDERAL RESERVE SET TO REINSTATE COMMERCIAL PAPER FUNDING FACILITY, ANNOUNCEMENT MAY BE AS EARLY AS TODAY
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>FEDERAL RESERVE SET TO REINSTATE COMMERCIAL PAPER FUNDING FACILITY, ANNOUNCEMENT MAY BE AS EARLY AS TODAY
FEDERAL RESERVE SET TO REINSTATE COMMERCIAL PAPER FUNDING FACILITY, ANNOUNCEMENT MAY BE AS EARLY AS TODAY
>FEDERAL RESERVE SET TO REINSTATE COMMERCIAL PAPER FUNDING FACILITY, ANNOUNCEMENT MAY BE AS EARLY AS TODAY
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>FEDERAL RESERVE SET TO REINSTATE COMMERCIAL PAPER FUNDING FACILITY, ANNOUNCEMENT MAY BE AS EARLY AS TODAY

>>17877751
Because it was red yesterday

>>17877751
Because it was red yesterday

>it's dumping already
ohnonono, bullbros we got too cocky...

That green candle just got obliterated HOLY

I...ITS TICKING DOWN!!!!

>>17877466
he really wants a war doesnt he?

>>17877751

Markets never go straight down bobo, must go up, down, up down, up down.

>>17877738
>massive decrease in demand for all non-essential goods is tertiary
lmao

WHAT DO I DO WITH SPY 3/20 PUTS I HAVE LOST 50 FUCKING PERCENT ALREADY

>>17876931
BEARBROS OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY

Any unusually somber CNBC was saying there's some problems in the credit market, maybe major ones, this morning. Businesses are drawing on credit lines like crazy right now.

Doesn't this put banks at risk for both liquidity now and for defaults in the future if their creditors go tits-up en masse a few months from now?

Just bought 50 shares is SPXS and an SPXS call, I think 450 was today’s high by a LOT

Pathetic

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH WHERE ARE YOU NOW BEARS???

GREEN

>>17877762
>>17877765
hmmm

>down 12%
>go up 2%
So this... is the power of the fed...

>>17877776
IRON FUCKING HANDS BABY
lmao you got 3 days for the market to shit itself again

GO BACK DOWN YOU FUCKS

BEARBROS WE GOT T.... BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

I made $100 thanks guys.

>>17877734
they will be hopeful until the day they're not. It happened in 2008, this ever the optimist everything will get better, trust the markets, buy the dip, till one day (Lehman Brothers going bankrupt) they all just went "shits fucked lol"

>>17877751
Everything is a pump and dump scheme nowadays, stocks, futures, oil, crypto, sex, everything

>>17877751
>Has the stock market become a pump and dump scheme or something
Was it ever different?

>>17877701
>No one under 30 has died and you can't even say that about the seasonal FLU

Half of France's ICU cases are under 50. I don't know if any are under 30, 'tho.

>>17877788
I’m here, enjoys the rest of the weeks high this morning

>>17877710
People want to make money on predictable market.

And we're back bros
it's just a phase life is good

>>17877425
I really hope it crashes more. I wanna buy soxl at 1.

> Philippines shuts financial markets indefinitely on coronavirus
> Country becomes first in world to halt all stock, bond and currency trading
Even currency?
Imagine what will happen if you can't exchange USD for other currencies

>immediately starts going back down after 5 minutes
the absolute state of bulls

>>17877751
Yes. Normally we would crab a lot but instead we replace that we 10 up 10 down days.

>>17877425
make that -73%

>>17877819
>>17877819
>>17877819


NEW!!!!

>>17877819
>>17877819
>>17877819

The Boggos are just waiting for you to buy.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584414323068.webm

woah

>>17877795
I sold. I can't take it

WHAT THE FUCK

>even the pump is degrading
FASTER, PRINT MORE DONT LET IT GO BELOW 20k AAAAAAAAA

>>17877812
I'm picking some up when it goes under 50.

>>17877830
new thread
>>17877830
new thread
>>17877830
new thread
>>17877830
new thread
>>17877830
new thread

>>17877788
This is actually extremely bearish. Pump is on overdrive the day after the second biggest market drop in history and the best it can manage is +1%?
Wait an hour or two then we're back to red.

>>17877827
Weak. You don't deserve tendies.

> up 3% then down 3% in terms of minutes
why is this legal?

IT'S SLIDING.

BEAAAAARRRRRRSSSS.

DOWN DOWN DOWN

>>17877823
>>17877838

>>17877842
might be back in the red quicker than that friend

>GREEN
I SELL
>RED
I BUY

>>17877838
real new bread is here

>>17877823

>>17877819

better luck next time!

>>17877724
I put in an order for 9 more shares last night. I can't wait to call up my broker in a minute to see if it filled.

>tfw a generous amount of gush is the only thing keeping my account in the green

>>17877703
Yeaaaaahhh!!!

I’m panicking again. Where’s my short entry?

>>17877728
Why would it be green NOW?
and i am back AHAHHAHAHAHA

>>17877760
Heh, you know thought you could defeat me Bobo? Let me show you the true power of a bullchad.

Oldfag here. Im a brainlet and former chad. Still a brainlet.

My whole family is into longterm investing. Theyve always told me to get into it, my whole life but because of my brainlet tendencies I just couldnt grasp it, nor did I have the attention span to learn it.

Now that we are crashing, stocks are going to be cheap as shit. Thinking about acting like a Jew and capatalizing on this shit as its down and wait for it to come back up and sell it. Short term investing. Whatever gains I make I will pull out and spend on stupid brainlet type of shit. Motorcycle. Hookers. Weed. Etc.

Thinking like a Jew I am trying to capatalize on anything negative. Is there a war on the horizon? Maybe I could invest in guns or ammunition? What is needed dor this panedemic? Should I invest in 3M(dust masks?)

You get my point?

Explain to me like the retarded child that I am. Oh an btw I was thinking of doing this with a Line of Credit. I dont have lump sums of cash lying around to invest. I was thinking of dropping 5 or 10 grand from a Line into this shit. Explain to the tard what to do in chad terms. Make it easy for me im a brainlet after all.

Cheers

just sold my first stock for profit!
Thank you biz for your help and info.

>>17877391
Very cool ty

>>17877777
Hello? Based department?

Was it worth it fed?

Damn, I made a nice recovery. I was down almost 10% but managed to short my way back up and recoup those losses.