/biz/ - Business & Finance

Y'all invested in grocery stores, right? Empty shelves or something liek that.

>DIS 95.01
DIS 95.01
>DIS 95.01
DIS 95.01
>DIS 95.01

Can someone please explain to me how these fuck heads aren't sub 70 by now? They've closed all of their parks and have shut most of their movie production shit down.

>>17870116
Future traders are dumb

>The dead bull lies dreaming

I fucking audibly kek'd. Probably woke my roomates up.

>>17870116
>TRANSMISSION PREVENTION
*coughs into elbow*
*elbow bump*
DON'T ELBOW BUMP
and wash up your arms

get a free stock when you join robinhood

https://join.robinhood/jayp435

>>17870161

Have faith in the Fed and God anon.

>>17870116
ahahaha
I didn't think I'd see this shit getting reused.

NIKKEI GOING RED
NIKKEI GOING RED
NIKKEI GOING RED
NIKKEI GOING RED

>>17870161
Tells you how much people think they’re worth based on movie, clothing, merch sales and their streaming service.

>>17870177
faggot

>>17870116
*AHEM*
I'd like to extend a warm thank you to the fed and permabulls pumping the market tomorrow
I can not emphasize enough how much I appreciate the shorting opportunity you're providing

>It doesn't matter what you think about wether "panic induced selling" is the cause of this or not. The fact of the mater is, our economy is not moving right now and as long as that is the case we are only gonna go down. My company is down almost 40% right now. If they close up shop and lay people off that is going to have drastic effects for our local economy. One thing leads to another, if people aren't working then there is no money circulating in the economy and therefore there is no reason to invest in anything because no one is making money right now.

Markets are reflecting uncertainty more than worried about an economic slowdown for two weeks.

>>17870161
They fast tracked Frozen 2 to Disney+ months ahead of schedule. Also, for some reason movie theaters are still operating.

why wouldn’t you listen? you could have saved yourself

We movin again

Spx...L

>>17870161
Disney+ is probably keeping them somewhat afloat since there's millions of people working from home now

>>17870116
Where is Marathon Oil going next?

>>17870161
You really think this isn't an operation to destroy the Chinese economy? We aren't importing their shit anymore. They lost MILLIONS of jobs.

>>17870161
Disney+ is going to provide a lot of income for them, especially with all the zoomzooms in lockdown mode.

>>17870161
maybe the world isn't going to end

>>17870217
Bankruptcy court

my coworker who has lots of investing experience told me not to do stocks and stick to mutual funds

but HOW DO I GET RICH QUICK THEN?

Bounce tomorrow, big drop and finally reaches 20000 on Wednesday

>>17870211
abosfuckinglutely based and cashmoney-pilled

>>17870209
I did listen to you, which is why my options are all in the red. I want the bear to leave its fucking cave already but the Fed keeps propping things up.

You know, there's a real business opportunity out there for someone to catch the virus now and then charge $$ to run errands over the next month or two. No risk, no reward.

>>17870226
>>17870212
Disney+ isn’t expected to turn a profit for like 5 years

>>17870219
Yep, if you sink slower you win.

>not limit up anymore
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
After plunging -12% tomorrow we will have a 2% day followed by -9%

I was laid off work last month. I will apply to jobs, collect and use $15k to start actively trading. If i get a job after 3 months I will go back to waging. If I don't I will have a go at trading

>>17870205
>Two weeks

This is straight up denial. Trump just got on tv and said 5 fucking months, fool. Open your eyes.

Boeing and cruise lines good to buy when they bottom?

Give me a list of cheap stocks to buy puts on if they pump tomorrow.
I have to do all of this on my work breaks so i won't have time to analyze

>>17870177
more like you miss out on free stocks when you use robinhood

>>17870247
Revenue is revenue

>>17870254
>After plunging -12% tomorrow we will have a 2% day followed by -9%
Pretty much. Buy your puts on each up day.

who else /HaveNoIdeaWhatTheyreDoingButStillMakingGains/
here?

Where will SIX and FUN be tomorrow frens

GET FUCKED BEARS

BACK TO YOUR CAVES WHERE YOU BELONG

>>17870256
If the markets know how long, even a bad number, it would probably be a huge rally event.

The uncertainty in the market is heavily effecting stock price over the fear of a slowdown.

It's psychological. People fucking hate losing.

>Futures no longer Limit Up
RUHROH MOOMOOS

>>17870247
Really? I would have thought that they already had a good amount of infrastructure ready to go, being a huge media monopoly and whatnot.
They don't have to pay licensing on any of their stuff either.

>nikkei red
MORE BLOOD

>>17870283
Here

>>17870268
Just short europe, those option premiums aren't that expensive

>>17870252
Otherwise, a War of Attrition.

Brazil -12%

>>17870268
just buy TZA

>>17870243
the fuck are you talking about?
shit absolutely plummeted today

>>17870211
for once we in agreement....
for 100ish points.....

god i fuckin love israel

>>17870255
Grocery stores are hiring and amazong is apparently hiring around 100k.

>>17870243
The fed is just keeping bank runs from happening, and japanese banks from paying a 6000% increase in conversion rates for JPY/USD conversions.

The real QE hasn't even started, but maybe pick up a little gold in case deflation trend reverses. Silver though... lol i kind of want some bullion now that its going to get really cheap. Silver tarnishes though...

Tomorrow will be mostly green because of the 500 b overnight repo, retards

>>17870300
>If the markets know how long, even a bad number, it would probably be a huge rally event.

Then why did the market crater when trump started speaking?

WHERE MY GME BOYS AT FOR TOMORROWS PUMP

>>17870169
me got quote wrong x_x

"In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."

>>17870300
this is somewhat true, and also keep in mind that the market always turns much faster than the actual economy.

>>17870341
What did they do now?

if my puts expire wednesday they expire at 4 pm right?

>>17870204
Based bobo bro

>>17870350
God I fucking love tiddies.

>>17870341
Sorry to hear you have brain damage anon

>>17870205
there's not much uncertainty the way I see it. you have to just read China's numbers that got out yesterday and ask yourself: will something similar happen here and if yes, how bad will it be? the text you quoted is entirely true. but if no investments are made and no loans are taken, then where does all the liquidity to the banks go to?
things are very sketchy. ignoring them is just coping. we still have way to go, it seems.

>>17870379
yes, try to dump them before then

>>17870344
I was a software engineer, I would rather trade than work at a grocery store.

Analyst here. I don't see this as the bottom. We have much more space available between us and the floor and realistically I think Q2 and Q3 earnings should be telling of that. The market has and is continuing to act highly irrational, and reports can send some overleveraged companies flying off a valuation cliff.

I've got long calls on VZ, May and Jan puts on AAL, and post earnings puts on USB (high consumer credit exposure). USB and AAL are a bit of a concern but realistically AAL should tank as long as the Fed doesn't bail them out.

The optimism is misplaced and bulls over the last few days have shown increasing signs of cognitive dissonance and collective cluelessness to their claims. Will we end up green this week? Maybe. But over the next few months once the real news about job losses, etc being flowed out, I think then will be the time to see who is bullish right now and cut them out of your realm of advice. They should have no more say in your financial life anymore.

*ting ting ting*
Gentlemen, I'd like to make an announcement..

FUTURES LOOKING GOOD

BULLS FEELING GREAT

BEARS GETTING MURKED YUHHHHH

>>17870383
Brrrrr

How much REFR do I need to make it? Only have 100 so I'm a REFlet. Is this /ourstock/? Is this the LINK of stocks?

Savanon, what the h*ck is going on

>>17870383
brrrrrrr

>>17870426
You're not as well off as you think you are to not have a backup.

>>17870161
Considering the high is 152, this is a fucking gift. Buy it while you can. I have.

>>17870404
Guess what The Hang Seng And the NIKKI are doing right now?

Opening strong green and falling red.

>>17870435
Calls on BAC? Opinion, june 36$ look enticing.

the big line go down tomorrow ????????

>>17870444
It was limit up and got sold into, that's not good for bulls.

Good thing I closed my puts

>>17870475
Big lines up

>>17870440
GET OUT OF HERE

>>17870404
You’re not considering the average consumer.

For example, if no one goes to restaurants the waiters and cooks and bartenders don’t get paid. If they don’t get paid they don’t spend money and the businesses that rely on them spending money don’t pay their employees. Ad infinitum. You can end up in a vicious cycle where people just stop spending money.

>>17870420
i know i bought them today because tomorrows prob gonna end red and i didnt want to use a daytrade just checking that i can dump them wednesday if thats not the case

>>17870444
Fuck that I closed all my short positions today and bought tqqq and spy for the dead nigger bounce and then tomorrow I buy my sweet sweet spy puts at a discount tomorrow

>>17870475
Big line go down Thursday

>>17870339
>tfw puts in AAL
not everyone got to enjoy Monday

>>17870466
what does that even mean?
I have 20 acres of land I can make into a small scale farm. I would unironically live in the woods / homestead before I work low wage manual labor for someone else.

>>17870440
What do you want to say bobo?

Good night fellow anons, todays rollercoaster was fun. Sleep tight and dont fall for any dead cats ok?

>>17870492
I get that, what's your point?

>>17870435
AAL Should tank or shouldn't??

>>17870367
Empty words

>>17870526

I HAVEN'T SLEEPT PROPERLY IN LIKE 3 WEEKS HOW CAN YOU SLEEP WITH THIS SHIT GOING ON IN THE WORLD IT'S FUCKING

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>>17870440
Yes Bobo my dear friend, what is it?

We're a month away from earnings season. Bottom won't happen until big companies explain to shareholders why they're not making money for some weird reason.

>>17870535
Stay the fuck away from airlines for a while

>>17870510
Why even chase that? Those puts were expensive af and it was a crowded trade.

><3% on Futures
OHNONONONONO MOOMOOS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>17870515
Then why are you here?

>>17870560
are you retarded or just pretending to be? why do you think the market is down? jesus christ

>>17870535
They're gonna sit in slightly optimistic limbo while the government decides whether or not to drop $50B on them.

>>17870037
Fuck, I sold SQQQ/SPXU at close but forgot to buy the dead cat bounce. Is it too late for me?

>>17870545
Yeah but he still announced A: A bail out for Boeing, probably, and a 5 month time span. He was very clear about that. If what you were saying is true the rally would have happened right then like what we saw Friday.

>>17870116
That ID
>gets away with posting guro
>gets away with constant off topic posts
>SMG threads never deleted

I always knew you were a mod.

>>17870472
They're pretty exposed to the consumer credit markets as well. I'd be careful considered their earnings can keep them below 20-25 if the losses are too much. You're likely better off on January or longer calls, but I'd still be careful. Measure your risk in and don't over expose, also consider the profit margins you'd be looking at. Some banks may get hit hard this year but we'll see with the Fed doing what it does. I do expect income losses to be a bit of a concern though (causing increased delinquincies).

>have 6 call positions in KR
>if the market is going to be as pumped as people say it is tomorrow then I'm possibly going to net a profit of 3k from those alone
>bought two calls in GOLD too
It pays to be a bear making bullish moves sometimes

>>17870566
Bought most weeks ago for cheap, then got drunk on the returns and bought another yesterday.

>bulls get limit up on futures
>all close their terminals and go to bed
>bears raid them in their sleep
>bulls wake up to limit down

I love this meme market.

>>17870581
I don't understand what you are saying.
Are you ESL?

>>17870469
nikkei red makes sense, it did far better yesterday than 90% of markets
Hang Seng being down a bit more ominous, and ASX not nearly as high as futures were mooning

>>17870584
Why do you think the market reflects reality? Current valuations are still optimistic. Once a company explains they expect no earnings growth for the next 4 quarters it will crater

I wanna buy back in but I don't want to start with companies reliant on China... But that's all of them... Putting your capitalist enterprise in the backyard of a Communist republic. What could possibly go wrong?

>>17870491
>>17870518
>>17870557
FUCK BULLS
FUCK CRABS
AND FUCK JANNY

Surely you've bought Him by now? Tisk, tisk, He fell to 31 some odd. A gift in plain sight. Surely you took note of the fat divvy? Such low price may never happen again. The only time it was lower was in 2018 during the mega dip. A freak thing, just like now. Don't you want to be saved by Him now? His fat divvy will only help you loads when your an old fuck kicking back in the rocker in front of the holographic screen in your living room.

>>17870595
Anon....

>>17870624
I'm sorry but I watch the NIKKI fucking crash pump and then crash right after the pump last night That's not good, lol.

>>17870624
it seems like all eyes are on China right now
and Trump just had to pull that 'Chinese virus' shit lmao

>>17870623
If you can just go innawoods and trade, why don't you go ahead and do that? You're cocky about it, so fucking do it.

>ITALY CAPPING CASES
>CASES WORLDWIDE DYING DOWN
>SOUTH KOREA LOCKED IT DOWN
>WEAK NUMBERS, WEAK VIRUS
>MANY CURES BEING FOUND OVER THE WORLD, AUSTRALIA, ISRAEL, GERMANY
>CHINA ROARING BACK STRONG
>HITTING 30K NOVEMBER 3RD MAGAAAAAAAAAA
BUY THE DIP WHILE YOU CAN, I'M FEELING PARTICULARLY DEVILISH AND BULLISH

>>17870372
ah yes... poor old Lovecraft, only remembered for that one monster when he had a whole bunch of fun and creepy stories.

Like the one where the cat is named "Niggerboy"

>>17870659
The only buyer is the BOJ.

280 SPY tomorrow

Someone tell me what to do. I will follow blindly.

>>17870668
literally none of that is true lmao

>>17870646
Bulls gonna get wrecked.

>>17870659
I did too, remember it closed "only" -3.1% down
euros and most other asians were in -5% territory, and I don't need to resurrect the traumatic losses of today in America for bulls

>>17870679
Nah, they're just the only ones buying ETF's.

I'm hodling SNOY and NINTY all the way to 0.

extensive testing in 3k person italy town
https://www.repubblica.it/salute/medicina-e-ricerca/2020/03/16/news/coronavirus_studio_il_50-75_dei_casi_a_vo_sono_asintomatici_e_molto_contagiosi-251474302/

50-75% of cases have no symptoms, pretty typical from cruise ship testing. Assuming we only test the most symptomatic as we currently do, the death rate is probably 0.5% or less.

nothingburger

>>17870553
Meh.

>>17870664
I would prefer to make more money and live in society. Homesteading is just the apocalypse / depression plan.

>>17870535
They should but I wouldn't touch them if I were you. Their debt to equity is about -201:1 IIRC. News of airline bailouts has an effect and if they are in fact bailed out it may be a different tune. They may already be at the bottom or very close. I don't know why anyone would buy AAL in the first place to be honest. Their financial statements point to a financial catastrophe waiting to happen.

>futs

Limit up to negative soon, kek

>>17870699
Except Israel having a vaccine they cohencidentally worked on before the outbreak.

Purely by chance.
Vaccine is not for goyim though.

>>17870702
They fucking injected 60trillion Yen in the fucker last night and it did jack shit.

>tuesday: dead cat in the morning and ends red
>wedsnday: red then dead cat
>thursday dead cat then red
>friday: red then big rally with a brrrrr

r8 my future telling

what is he even talking about anymore

>>17870740
and? I'm not arguing with you except to say further losses today aren't shocking because it should've fallen further yesterday

Have fun jacking off to your gains tomorrow I’m gonna be at work

>>17870657
What?

>>17870714
Yep she is totally just a nothingburger, I mean mass quarantines always happen this time of year.

>>17870743
your brrrrrs have no power here. otherwise, accurate

>>17870747
his circuits are fried, he didn't get the "coronavirus is now a real crisis" memo and is still memeing the "it's no worse than the flu!" line MAGAfags were using earlier
the poor man is finally reaching his limit

>>17870754
Oh no I know, I was just saying.

What if this is just as deadly as flu overall but the spread rate, r0 is just much higher. Leading to a 6 week period of spread instead of the longer spread out flu period.

75% asymptomatic would coincide with this fact. We are freaking out over something hardly more deadly, just more obvious of a killer.

>>17870743
>16k by the end of the week
>8k in 2 weeks
This is the final finance crash!

>>17870739
honestly you wouldn't have to be a genius to think that working on coronavirus treatments would eventually pay off.

But maybe they are geniuses. My money is on vaccination not being as relevant as antivirals.

>>17870747
he's basically saying "just a flu bro"
>this one time, I had the flu so bad...
>remember the flu? that's some shit
>remember that time you have Covid19 and it really fucked you up? No? Must be a burger made of nothing then.

>>17870759
It's far too late

>>17870714
>The immunologist explains that the data provided by the study carried out on all the inhabitants of Vo 'Euganeo highlight two very important information: "the percentage of infected people, even if asymptomatic, in the population is very high and represents the majority of cases above all, but not only that, among young people; and the isolation of asymptomatics is essential to be able to control the spread of the virus and the severity of the disease "
anon I don't think you understand what this means...

>>17870772
Please do not lewd corona-chan, she is pure.

>>17870669
That "The Rats in the Walls", that's my favorite of his. "Terror at Redhook" and "At the Mountains of Madness" are really good too.

I like the vast majority of his works, I got the complete collection from half priced books for $10

>>17870747
Speaking in passive aggressive anecdotes is one of the highest forms of cope.

what are the chances of a 30 year bear run? i plan on retiring in 35

>>17870743
>bounce back to 25 000 then rejected.
>free fall after that

>>17870795
for instance it's pretty obvious a huge portion of Italy got the virus, and probably 40,000 cases in USA.

The death rate seems on par with flu just all at once so it risks overwhelming a healthcare system.

I think the death rate may be normal or only double flu rate. Instead it's literally just the much higher spread rate that is causing the mayhem.

>>17870669
that not true, lovecraft am seminal writer who has had more authors adapt his mythos than any other writer in history.

he literally invented modern horror and was one of first modernist american writers. (even though he closet modernist)
he giant in writing, he will never ever be forgotten and some of his stories are true

>>17870668
If there's a bounce here make sure to limit risk going in to spring earnings. I may do a long swing on index if conditions are right but it will probably be brief. Earnings is going to be a bunch of companies missing already revised low expectations. The main one i'm curious about is Amazon. They might have weathered this okay if supply held up on things people are panic buying.

>>17870668
At least the picture fits the sentiment of the information you conveyed.

>>17870816
Too late to buy bullish at open and sell at close?

Imagine being a bull and;

>Existing in the highest volatility market in history

>Thinking you are about to make money right now.

>>17870823
>he thinks the dow can drop 30% every two weeks for 30 years
anon idk what to tell you

>>17870383
brrr

>>17870435
>The market has and is continuing to act highly irrational, and reports can send some overleveraged companies flying off a valuation cliff.
+1

>>17870440
*cough cough*

>>17870668
>>CHINA ROARING BACK STRONG
CCP shill

>>17870823
Unironically 0% there would literally be nothing left eventually you can only short for so long until theres nothing left to short

>>17870823
>what are the chances of a 30 year bear run? i plan on retiring in 35
You can't be that retarded, or are you 12?
This is it, this is THE BIG CRASH!
Money will be worth nothing after this, total collapse world wide!

>>17870818
Corona chan is the dirtiest of filthy whores.

>>17870795
>>17870829
i figure that you're not far off with the assessment, unfortunately the virologists have started a big meme that is scaring everyone to death, so the economy, government, and market will act in accordance.

>>17870818
Every version of Corona-chan is lewd

>>17870842
Yes futures are green theres no way you get what you need before it goes up and there goes your profit. You should have done it before close today when they were low

>>17870820
good taste! The Dreams in the Witch House, mine O_O

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1239708282383675393

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The number of confirmed cases is arounf 5-10% of total in all outbreaks

If we see 1-4% death rate to infections once u account for kag cfr is prolly under 0.5%

>>17870820
+1 for rats in the `walls. still spooks me if i think about it. also, funny poem
When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.
On the Creation of Niggers (1912)
by H. P. Lovecraft

Why is everybody obsessed with this twitter personality that's clearly mentally unsound?

If we open 5% down and stay for an hour ill tribute Bernanke

>>17870895
Ah, gay. Thanks for explaining fren.

>>17870870
>Money will be worth nothing after this
. . . Cash is king right now, stop smoking REFR u fool n00bie

>>17870873
>>17870893
this she really gets around I hear

>>17870915
What if old ppl die at home and no gov't performs autopsy to confirm C-chan? What then, fool?!

Chinese Virus!

>>17870909
>82.68% Volatility.

>>17870838
It's been said in today's press conference that Jeff Bezos was trying to get in contact with Trump or something. Could be indicative, could be the opposite. They're supposedly hiring more temps due to demand explosion though so, something to consider.

Phylodynamic case count analysis

Its literrally higher r0 flu

MRNA........

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Business/wireStory/coronavirus-vaccine-test-opens-us-volunteer-1st-shot-69624041

>>17870820
That's right! That one... very fucking trippy, I think it had a lot of play with dreams and reality... oh right and inheriting a legacy of tragedy, that whole theme... shit it really was a good one.

I also liked atMoM, and one called something like "the thing at the doorstep"?

I'm glad you remembered the name of that story, I'll have to listen those again. Got another long drive tonight, appreciate any suggestions, including more interviews about corona or economic/finance. 6 hours a lot of time to kill.

Fuck its going up again

>>17870909
>pOOMpER

>>17870928
>/pol/

>>17870933
>bear baiting

>>17870958
based and CCP-pilled

>>17870965
>>17870909
>please god!
my sides lmao

>>17870904
>>17870928
What's the one where the writer goes to meet the crazy guy writing him letters about the crab aliens, but it turns out he's dead and theyre wearing his skin and have his consciousness trapped in a metal cube

>bulls full on cope after getting BEARED today

>>17870953
>. . . Cash is king right now, stop smoking REFR u fool n00bie
The dollar will crash, everyone with a brain can see it.
Good luck buying something with a piece of worthless paper post crash.

>>17870977

>>17870598
He said worst case scenario is July. They're all planning on a two week period to see how it goes, and reassess. Stop fear mongering. That question was followed up on later in the press conference, it was explained that nobody is planning right now on quarantine until July.

Coronavirus “cure” on Fox News
Bullish

gap up at open and pump or gap up at open and fade

>>17870977
nigga this isn't fucking /billnyethescienceguy/
speak little brain

>VIX 85
>futures wildly swinging, back to all red

>>17870161
I'll buy when it goes lower.
That PE is a little high in this market.

>>17871031
>Coronavirus “cure” on Fox News
Copeish

>>17870974
>It's been said in today's press conference that Jeff Bezos was trying to get in contact with Trump or something
Trying to warn him not to let Idris Elba meet Ivanka for *ahem* "lunch" in Vancouver

>>17870977
Big if true

>>17870996
ok pooper

>>17871002
lmao

>>17870985
oh man you just reminded me about the thing on the doorstep. fuck that story right off its terrifying

Hold on....did futures really hit limit UP?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???

>>17871021
is this suggesting we're running under all simulations?

> Futures green by barely 3%
> VIX is still at 54
Gee, what does that mean?

>>17871037
Its one to two orders of magnitude between confirmed and actual

Aka 10-100x real cases to confirmed

Anyone buying TLT tomorrow?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/finance/markets/fed-cuts-main-interest-rate-to-near-zero-vows-massive-bond-buying-program/ar-BB11e0Q3

>>17871076
Yeah then went back down now its going back up then its gonna go down then itll go up then itll...

>>17871019
>The dollar will crash
CCP shill pls go

>>17871038
Margin call
Liquidation
Panic
Cope
Denial

>>17870953
Indeed she does

>>17871031
>Coronavirus “cure” on Fox News
>Bullish
>Fox News
and credible!

>>17871088
so, this is good? im a little high rn

Who’s in GME?

>>17871055
Yikes...

>>17871114
>>17871054
ANGRY MANIC DEPRESSIVE WEIRDOS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

>>17871091
>he didn't already own TLT and Pimco Zero C
NGMI

>>17871076
Vol spike; margin calls, silver and gold selling off to raise cash

>>17871060
That's Mr.#2 to U

See the best way to estimate real case count is through genetics. Virological has lots of
Phylodynamic papers. aka using the public genetic sequences to calc total cases. Mutation rate etc gives statistical models

http://virological.org/t/phylodynamic-analyses-of-outbreaks-in-china-italy-washington-state-usa-and-the-diamond-princess/439

>>17871119
DUDE EXIT THE MARKETS NOW

>>17871086
Bro the vix is at 82.69

>>17871133
just you and that penny stock shill

>>17871138
>ANGRY MANIC DEPRESSIVE WEIRDOS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

Hopefully you guys closed your puts last week and have been averaging in, right?
You didn't get greedy, right?

>gonna limit up again

I wish I knew options, this could've probably been 400%

JUST
DON'T
FUCKING
DANCE.

>>17871010
that The Whispers in Darkness
and they fungus aliens not crabs

>>17870300
Dude, the markets were already is a massive bubble. Why the fuck would they ever rally? I dont think you understand that a crash like this causes a chain reaction.

There's also a fun little comic by Neil Gaiman that's sort of a tribute to a tribute of Lovecraft! Short and fun little read.

>>17870836
In reality, that's very true. In modern culture, he's only remembered for Cthulu which became a big meme. It's like how no one remembers everything Freud got right, they only talk about the things he got wrong or overemphasized. I guess that's true of most things though, they're widely misunderstood by plebs.

>>17871010
This sounds very famiar, except for the metal cube part.

I'm so happy other people know about the specific lovecraft short stories I remember from many years ago!!

More recommendations please!

Is it time to buy some SPY calls bros?

>>17871166
>JUST
>DON'T
>FUCKING
>DANCE.
cringe

. . .

That said, will watch again tomorrow

>>17871133
I got 50 contracts on them for .01 all under strike 10

>>17871144
>Pimco Zero C
ZROZ?

>>17870668
The Chinese are turning on the machinery in empty factories to say "yup boss going strong"
Because the entire country is based on faking quotas.

>>17871119
It means its cfr is pretty low but the very high r0 leads to panic and a ton of deaths

Like an entire winter of flu in a few weeks

It peeks harder than flu

>>17870646
Very based indeed my friend

>>17871002
lmao this shit is giving me flashback to 2018 when normalfags were catching every btc dagger straight to 3k

>>17871159
Niki is red momo.

Don't know what else to tell you.

>>17871138
Cope.

>>17871164

trust me, many people are in the process of being murdered on options, don't focus on the lottery winners too much

>>17871171
>mod92YVA
RKG #17 is a mod
it's canon.

>>17871206
You average in when markets are on their way down retard. I wouldn't expect much from a group of degenerate gamblers who think they can time the bottom perfectly with stock options.

>people in Isolation creates depression and PTSD
uhhh yeah who would want to be alone am i right bros? heh

>>17871143
>>17871198
so are you buying this dip or what

>>17870644
>Communist republic
China is an capitalistic oligarchy without human rights

>>17870823
The real question is what are the changes we turn into Japan without the cleanliness and civilization.

>>17871196
>Because the entire country is based on faking quotas.
CCP-pilled and bleakhoused

>>17871206
Tell me your favorite - My Neighbor Totoro or Princess Monononoki

>>17871220
It's clearly trending down. It keeps breaching lows and loosing highs. IT's literally sinking look at it.

>>17871236

>>17871157
MY SHITPPOSTING IS BETTER THAN YOURS FUCKASS
BULLRUN 2020

>>17871208
literally how can you be murdered all you gotta do is buy puts on any stock lmao

>>17871184
The "Trainspotting" trilogy by Irvine Welsh is really good, I've read the first two books and I'm half way through the last one.

>>17871248
I already did

I used puts for the first half of drop to get lots of gains already

Why is the ASX green? Why does the dead cat bounce exist?

>>17870701
Wait until Wednesday please. Let it pump like 2000 pts tomorrow so that I can liquidate everything except SQQQ.

>>17871208
+1

>>17871244
>have 6
>have 6
>have 6

>>17871236
Is this Bobo's final form?

>>17871259
It's trending down until it isn't. Stocks will not be this cheap for at least the next 10 years.

>>17871184
>all the things freud got right
name one falsifiable hypothesis he came up with that was ever proven true. oh, that’s right, he didn’t put forward anything falsifiable, because pseudoscience psychiatry is unprovable garbage for retards who think they’re intelligent.

>>17871285
Because retards buying the drip, people raising cash because they got margin called, etc etc

>>17871251
Don't make me choose between them, please.

>>17871159
Please Mr. Buffett, have mercy.

>>17871171
>>17871210
I forgot they were made out of fungus

>>17871297
Ok, dude, whatever you say. I bet the nips just pumped another 60trillion of their worthless yen into it.

Is anyone still holding here?

We are going into a recession right not a depression? If it's a depression what happens to the country?

I’ve got 500$ on robinhood, what should I do with it?

>>17871298
>freud
more like (((freud))), amirite guyz?

>>17871304
This is a time for strength, not weakness. You must make your ancestors proud, Anon-kun

>>17871249
that's actually a really good way to describe them

Let’s say tomorrow morning trump announces that the markets will be closing for one month starting at the end of the day. Are you a buyer or a seller at 3:45?

>>17871334
>if it's a depression what happens to the country?

Welcome to the Weimar Republic

>>17871336
take it out of robinhood

>>17871184
nope, lovecraft like Hegel or Fyodorov
only plebs dont know about him

>>17871244
its because when we are alone we are more susceptible to the never ending mad whispers of the elder ones

>>17871336
Buy a gun and rob a store.

>>17871332
Yep holding big bags right now, just waiting for all this to blow over

>>17871323
The central bank of japan should buy Toyota and everything else, list a single NippoCorp on NYSE, and just run a vicious stock buyback program using a GS credit line

>>17871336
People still use Robin Hood? Fucking kek!

>>17871352
i’d buy tesla

>>17871336
SPY puts

>>17871375
I am stalking Tesla like a fucking lion. I want it in the 300s though

>>17871332
Yep

Holding bcuz panic is tiring. People will wake up in a week or two

>>17871297
Lmao its never going to be this high for at least the next 10 years.

>>17871374
what a n00b I know right?

>>17871375
>I'd try to catch the falling knife

>>17871361
>cringe

>>17871360
>we are alone
But We are never alone, are We?

>>17871352
Buy bigly

>>17871334
A slow declining bear market until we hit under 10k or lower. Then, the revolutions start....riots, crime rates sky rocket, etc etc etc....

If the government manages to keep a lock on things then we can slowly get the economy back on track through investment. Businesses can come back, slowly, over time,

If they can't keep the population under control, well, who knows really, Maybe communism, maybe barbarism.

I envision a world of technologically advanced nomads in the next 30 years, personally.

>>17871390
I'm gonna load the fuck up on spy puts tomorrow

>>17871411
>technologically advanced nomads
When the Saudi oil runs out, how will Apple ship the iPhones to these high-tech, lo-lyfe nomadmen exactly?

>>17871332
Holding about $70k in various stocks and etfs but it’s in my Roth, which is 60% cash. No non-retirement money on the table.

>>17871339
My childhood loves Totoro, but, my adult self understands the what a masterpiece Princess Mononoki was....not that Totoro wasn't they both are.

I guess if they are equally master pieces, gonna have to go with the master piece that has my childhood attached to it.

Better times, they where.

>>17871428
Smart man

>>17871434
No, no, I don't think you see my vision.

I see people using the remnants of technology to better their nomadic existences.

>>17871406
>But We are never alone, are We?
alone am all we ever truly are

>>17871321
holy shit you got shrekt

>>17871442
I like Castle in the Sky

>>17871466
Like some of the savages in Star Wars that still live in huts but have automatic doors and blasters and such?

>>17871411
>Then, the revolutions start....riots, crime rates sky rocket, etc etc etc....
WRONG
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-brazil-jails/hundreds-of-inmates-escape-brazil-jails-ahead-of-coronavirus-lockdown-idUSKBN21407O
IT IS ALREADY HAPPENING

>>17871501
There goes my tuition for two years, glad I still don’t qualify for financial aid

>>17871501
If we count brazil go back 20 yeaars on societal breakdown

>>17871495
Yeah, kinda like that. I think humans have an inherent better nature, regardless of what this society tries to tell us. It would be barbarism at first, but, over time I think the remaining humans after all of this will return back to a nomadic existence. I mean, we have basically produced everything on the earth for them right now.

If this ship comes crashing down the people who are left; while there will be less, they will have a cornucopia to take from of past productive forces.

Some fag in here recommended No nonsense forex channel for newfags, watched ~30% of his shit. My question is, how do people backtest their indicators? I only know a little of python but most of the indicators are in MQL5 for metatrader. Do I try to make my own shit and translate mql5 indicator logic to python or what?

>>17871019
>"paper"
>perfectly palm sized piece of cotton built to survive cycles in modern washing machines during a massive TP shortage
...bro

Also, dollar is literally one of the safest places to be right now. If you're in any other currency I strongly urge you to hedge with some dollaridoos.
I'd let gold get a little cheaper

>>17871270
I didn't love the film, I did like Filth though, for some reason. I'll check it out, thanks.

>>17871334
If the entire globe goes into a depression, you mean? Well, to cull all the mouths we can't feed, we send all the poor young men off to die in wars for "resources". If we win anything, great! If not, problem solved and more food for the survivors and their harems.

>>17871357
Forgive me for my ignorance, of the history of the Reichsmark as weimar entered it's period of hyperinflation, but were the majority of the world's contracts at the time written in Reichsmark? Was Reichsmark the dominant currency in the world? Had it been around for ~50 years like the fiat dollar?

Basically, did anyone outside of "germany" have any need of, use for, or desire to hold the Reichsmark?

I think if that's the case, than maybe your natsoc fantasies have some bearing on reality.

>tfw using Unemployment Benefits from Woohoo virus layoffs to buy puts
Feels good man.

new? X_X

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>>17871488
I still haven't seen that one anon.

>>17871591
10 FUCKING POSTS EARLY
IF YOU WEREN'T A NEWFAG PRETENDING TO BE A DEAD OLDFAG, YOU'D KNOW BETTER

>>17871596
You should then! Honestly all Ghiblis are good though, the only one I don't like is Ponyo

>VIX down to 54
...Is it over? It can't be over, right?

>>17870553
I have fully embraced the Clown World ideology.

>>17871625
me always make thread whenever feel like it -_-;
only dummy tards care about early

besides back in day when we had consortium, we decided killing cryptotread better than anything

>>17870692
Buy a remote cabin with a water well and transport your bean and deen stash there