/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17855059
PRINT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DROP BELOW 140 MSFT
COME ON

Do you think that Trump will commit political suicide by enforcing a nationwide quarantine or will he delegate it to the states?

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

DAB
ON
BULLTARDS

bearchads ww@

Should I invest in printer companies??

BRRRRRRR FASTER

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He won.

PRINT FASTER FED AHHHHHHHHHHH

So this is why the fed were desperately BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRing to keep it above 21k

>>17855059
JEROME HELP!!!!!!!
WE'RE NOSEDIVING

FED PUMP ATTEMPTED AND FAILED
BETTER TURN ON MORE PRINTERS JEROME, THEY'RE ADAPTING

Why is SPY holding up so well compared to DJI?

BASED NYSE CUNT SAYS NO CLOSING MARKETS

WHERE IS THAT FUCKING PRINTER

wdhmbt

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE STICKY

JEROME DO SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

But I want to play, not print

>>17855126
actual double digit iq retard

Does after trading session count?

Under 20900

>>17855121
Bernanke please forgive our sins

>MRNA
I'm way in the green today, idk what's wrong with the rest of you.

>>17855139

Here it is. Fuck jannies.

>>17855135
you dont get to print today

>>17855139
The stickies bring in too many faggots and retards

LOL AIR CANADA LOL

IM AT PEACE IM THE MAN
BUYING STOCKS ON THE DAY OF THE CRASH

>>17855136
>Jerome
>not Jay
obviously fake

Come on baby, make 20899, you can do it girl

Thinking about buying some NVDA calls for the pump tomorrow.

>>17855109
Does he have the power to enforce a US-wide quarantine?
t. non-american

>>17855136
He always posts this "It's gonna happen soon!" shit. Basically a nirvana where you can constantly expect something good to happen, but it never does. It doesn't even need to come to fruition. He is a hope monger.

>Would you say it's time for bears to crack open bulls skulls and feast on the goo inside?
Yes I would kent

>>17855121
I guess this faggot really got what he wanted and the last laugh. I bet he is wiping his ass with us dollars from a printer next to his toilet while the idiots kill each other for toilet paper.

>BULLKEKS

>>17855136
Jesus he is going to crash this economy with no survivors isn't he?

HOW MUCH LOWER DOES ROYAL CRUISES HAVE TO GO

>>17855169
Was just gonna post this. During trudys speech just now air canada TANKED hard

MAN THE PUMP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17855059
Buying silver, coerced by boomers.

>two attempted fed pumps now
>both failed
based, the brakes are officially ripped off

WTF BVLLCHADS YOU SAID WE WOULD BE WINNING

>>17855180
I mean he has the power to declare it. He has the power to shut down airports and public transit. He has a lot of power but if you live in bumfuck nowhere he really doesn't have the man power to keep you locked up in your house.

the rebound tomorrow will be epic

WHERE'S THE PUMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17855190

>Gap trying to recover years of declining business by cashing in while other stores close

Lawsuits incoming, short Gap

kek this "happening" is so fucking overs you fucking bearfags cant even get to -10% hahaha fucking losers

NOTHINBURGER FUCK YOU

>single digit """Loss"""

Yeah we'll recover it by tomorrow easily

>>17855239
GO GET A DICK PUMPED UP YOUR ASS

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED WHY IS THE DOW FROZEN WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING PUMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>There is a 67% possibility of a recession in the next 12 months

You're in it, dummy

DO I HOLD 4/17 2300 S&P500 PUTS OVERNIGHT YES OR NO? UP 40% SO FAR

>>17855234
>rebound

>>17855136
fake and gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdVTpwzGFOI

thread theme

>>17855217
Will this at least be a fun slide downhill or a slow and painful one

>>17855239
they failed, fed is capitulating and so is markets.

How the fuck is the only major index with an under 7% fall the one that I bought puts on???

WHERE DID THE PUMP GO???

Let the markets hit the floor
Let the markets hit the floor
Let the markets hit the...

Whens the next breaker????

>>17855136
>be Burgerstan
>Already have strong US dollar relative to other currencies
>stonger dollar makes it easier to buy shit internationally but harder for others to buy shit from you
>create trade war and big tariffs
>pursue policies that continue to overvalue the dollar

What the actual fuck is he thinking?

JFC this is going to get worse than 2008

SUB 20.900 HERE WE GO

just went 100% into quantas stock

send me goodluck

WHAT DO WE SAY TO THE GOD OF BULLS

>>17855249
>Haha, these are tears of joy I'm crying!

>>17855261
keep half

>>17855209
-35% and falling!

No wait here comes -37%

>>17855234
>Rebound
>After lockdowns
>After 0% rates
There is rebound, only short spikes during the days, but it will all be red from now on.

>>17855261
if you have to ask, then no

>>17855246
Go to the movies and enjoy the entire theater to yourself. Comfy as fuck

>>17855274
14%, about -2700ish
>>17855275
>thinking

>PRINTERS BROKEN
PRINTERS BROKEN
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PRINTERS BROKEN

>>17855273
>>17855272
Heh

>>17855261
yes, keep 100%.
that far off the theta won't be so bad

>>17855259
Imagine 2 quarters of this shit there'd be nothing left.

lulz

Nobody's gonna fall for a trump pump again
This shit is gonna keep going

WE LOVE TO SEE IT

>kek this "happening" is so fucking overs you fucking bearfags cant even get to -10% hahaha fucking losers

>NOTHINBURGER FUCK YOU

>>single digit """Loss"""

>Yeah we'll recover it by tomorrow easily

So if last week was Black Monday and Thursday, what is it called this week? Suicide Monday? Black Monday 2: Electric Boogaloo?

>VIX just broke 35%
Here we go boys

>tfw i didn't hold

aww i missed out, i know long term it would've looked good but i'm too stressed.

>>17855059
finally a cheap entry point in to the market, feels good man

>>17855286
TELL THE FAGGOT TO GO HIGHER

Is this it?
Is this all you can conjure, Jerome?

O SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>17855321
Fuck I wish I bought TVIX. Shit is going to the moon.

>>17855316
We're in Black History Month

>>17855274
13% i think

>>17855249
I'm going to spend a little bit of time teaching you something, incase you really are stupid enough to believe what you've written. We're currently -26.79% YTD and Corona-Chan hasn't even gotten warmed up zerg rushing hospitals or putting boomers into the ground in large numbers. We're not going back up anytime soon you faggot

>can't even breach -10%
>call it a happening

you guys don't get tired of always being wrong? WE WILL RECOVER EVERY FUCKING POINT BY TOMORROW, THIS IS A NOTHINGBURGER

it's ALWAYS like this, a red bad day then the next day BOOM it's green everywhere +12% just like last friday

-10%
>-10%
>All those 10 trillions
>All that pump
Embrace the bobo

post your gains anons

>>17855278
just shorted VIX thanks

>>17855338
Just print it

>>17855321
? It broke it multiple times today. It's flat rn. If this boot stomp pattern completes, it will make new highs tho.

WHY ARE MY PUTS BARELY MOVING?????? I BOUGHT AT 255 WTF ?????

>>17855337
>failed at 21k
>TRY 20900 ABSOLUTE FLOOR
lol, this is where .5 trillion is being wasted?

>>17855170
Now I've been happy lately
Thinking about the good things to come
And I believe it could be
Something good has begun
Oh, I've been smiling lately
Dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be
Someday it's going to come
'Cause I'm on the edge of darkness
There ride the Peace Train
Oh, Peace Train take this country
Come take me home again
Now I've been smiling lately,
Thinkin' about the good things to come
And I believe it could be,
Something good has begun
Oh Peace Train sounding louder
Glide on the Peace Train
Come on now Peace Train
Yes, Peace Train holy roller

AAAAAHHHHHH I CAN'T DO ANYTHING UNTIL TOMORROW ALL MY TRADES ARE BEING REJECTED NOOOOOOO

WHY DOES THE DOW SEEM FROZEN

>>17855330
>entry point
Yeah, if you wanna lose all your money.

I could be making so much more money if i could stop sleeping in

>>17855291
So based. Incoming "pls bail us out trudy". Real question is, can a big company like air canada stay afloat if the market keeps going down.

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>>17855316
Trump Monday
give the man credit

FTSE going bellow 5k SOON

>>17855338
What happened to the free market? If they fail they fail.

>>17855059
Money are tool of usury it never was yours in the first place.
How about we all have got 24h a day to exchange in a meaningful way?
Oh you want to gamble on other peoples expanse, do you? Usury . Ride on other peoples backs.

>>17855261
Sell it, pigs get slaughtered. Just buy more puts on the trump pump or dead cat bounce.

>>17855338
let those faggots go bankrupt they deserve it. fuck airlines

>>17855393
this

>>17855373
COME ON, RIDE THE PEACE TRAIN

>>17855389
Its a national security issue you stupid fuck

why is DIS so resilient?

why hasn't this stock tanked?

>-9.91%

>>17855375
Air Canada can survive an ordinary recession and market crash but this pandemic complete with global travel bans cropping up all over are hurting them like never before.

Looks like they fixed the printers and have them on MAXIMUM OBRRRRRRRRRRRDRIVE to keep it at 20900

ITS NOT GOING BELOW -10% BEARFAGS, THIS LITTLE JOKE IS OVER!

>>17855371
*ahem*

>>17855392
>pigs get slaughtered
reminded me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZR5WxyYS48

>>17855417
Airlines?! I could see if manufacturers like boeing went bankrupt but who gives a shit about Delta?

Sitting on 50k cash. Should I put a percentage at 20800, and the rest at 18000?

>>17855425
because it's fucking disney

>>17855425
I know right, pushing back movies, parks and cruises closing, I don’t get it. I wanted DIS cheapies.

Someone needs to make a new version of this
https://twitter.com/18milesout757/status/1237101615007576069

>>17855417
any excuse for the rich

>>17855190
you already know good ol' Ben LOVED printing money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_bjDAZazWU

is there any similarity with Jerome Powell? I wonder...

>>17855425
Parents need something to keep the kids entertained for next 3-4weeks, enter Disney+

>>17855425
they own every media property on the plant they'll always have ways to make money

>>17855439
They don't want it to drop past 10% it seems. When is trump speaking?

Lads

DIA tracks the Dow average as an ETF

Is buying into this as good as anything?
Any Better/safer average moving etf?

>>17855451
>boeing
Those assholes should be paying not receiving.

ITS OVER FAGGOTS

>>17855454
we'll either hit the bottom this week or the next one so somewhere between then.

>Sold TSLA at 900
>Bought at 700
>Sold again at 830
>Stayed cash
>No this
Mmmm Mmmmm the Tesla volatility just keeps feeding me monies!!! GIMMIE GIMMIE ALL YOUR CHEAPIES!! MAGIC MAGIC STOCK GO DOOOOOOOOOWN!!

>>17855275
Hey what do we even make that others buy anymore? This is a high IQ move kid.

N

>>17855454
You might as well give every poster in this thread 500$ and you would have same effect

>fuck boomers
>fuck the fed
>fuck jannies

>>17855454
Why not break it up even more? Instead of 50%now and 50% later, 20% now, 20% later etc

>>17855478
3:30

I TOLD YOU HAHAHA YOU CANT BREACH -10% EVER

THIS IS MERELY A SINGLE DIGIT "DUMP" THAT WILL GET US A GIANT +12% PUMP TOMORROW

GET REKT BEARS

TRUMP SPEECH SOON

ARE WE EXPECTING ANOTHER FED-MANDATED REVERSAL?

ive come to realise that i make all my trades in the last 2 hours of the market every single fucking time, why do i even bother waking up for market open

>>17855478
3:30 EST i think

>>17855389
there's no such a thing as a free market, every country, most of all the US, would do anything to prop up it's own businesses while accusing other countries of not playing fair
if there was really a free market, you'd have chinese companies controlling air space in the US, like what happened in Australia

>>17855190
FUCK that hat is so CUTE

ALL BUSINESSES IN PENNSYLVANIA ORDERED TO CLOSE,NATIONAL GUARD ACTIVATED.

>>17855478
3:30 pm like always, if he doesn't get late, it will be a short rally unless he lockdown a city

>>17855492
>we will hit bottom before corona outbreak is solved
>before oil price is solved

>>17855373
Just do what you always do and buy more LCI and then turn your screen off and cry.

>>17855372
Lol maybe if I was planning on selling this year. The coronavirus doesn't have any implications on 5+ year gains. This is a cheap entry point for those of us who were previously not invested.

THIS WILL CLOSE TODAY AT AROUND -4% ONLY, AFTER TRUMP SPEECH

AND TOMORROW WE PUMP 12%

WE L ITERALLY CANNOT LOSE WITH TRUMP, ITS ETERNAL BULL MARKET

>>17855508
Peak delusion

WHEN DO I CLOSE MY PUTS

>>17855433
huhu cineplex getting ass fucked real hard too hey?

>>17855521
Source anon, this is huge

>-10%

It’s not a tragedy, it’s a comedy.

>>17855506
>>17855517
is he unironically trying to pull off something like friday?

LOL $447,000,000 just wiped out

GET BACK ON THE PRINTER JEROME

>>17855189
Zoz

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>>17855508
God I hope so, I need to buy more puts.

MARKET GO DOWN HEHE

>>17855508
OH NO NO NO

MMMMMM TASTY

>>17855508
Womp womp

>>17855555
CHECKED
ABSOLUTELY BASED DIGITS

DOW's going to 15k, you know...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"the flu"

holy FUCK

PRINTERS BROKE AGAIN
20850 AND LOWER BEING BREACHED

>>17855545
>>17855508
see >>17855555 (nice quints kek wills it 2nd breaker soon)
>>17855568

>>17855563


https://www.wfmz.com/news/area/pennsylvania/gov-wolf-orders-all-non-essential-businesses-in-the-state/article_9ac17b18-67ad-11ea-b945-3ff4194e7698.html

>-10%
N O B R A K E S
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Hey guys I’m about to kick off to lunch

Can’t decide what I’m gonna eat. I’m thinking the pangolin soup or the BBQ bat wings

OH SAY CAN YOU SEEE

>>17855561
OOF

MSFT BELOW 140!!!!!!!!

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>>17855555
You sure you don't have corona. I'm feeling extremely bullish

SQQQ PLEASE HIT 29 SO I CAN DUMP MY BAGS

>>17855545
>there are cultists who actually believe this kind of shit
Really makes you think, since they don't

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF BLUMPF AND BULLKEKS

>-10.10%

GG

bulls? bulls? bulls? bulls? bulls? bulls? bulls? bulls?
I cant hear you over my awesome winning

>>17855480
Anyone?

Whats your safe/blue chip to jump in once shit starts to recover (whenever that may be)

>>17855561
GUH

>-10%
WE DID IT /BIZ/
DOWNWARDS TO SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE GO

>>17855406
seriously, they are the fucking scummiest of customer service businesses and deserve their bankruptcy

>>17855609
Holy shit i went for a walk JEROOOOOME GET THE PRINTER

>>17855533
underrated point, no one is talking about the fact that even after the flu shit is over the Saudis and Russians are crashing the oil market with no survivors. Putin wants to put US Shale out of business and covid19 was the perfect time to strike. 4D chess desu

Pump, dump a bit, Pump higher, crab up, heavy dump.

TQQQ dropping back to opening level, buy some and hope for a swing tomorrow?

>>17855596
Dow will hit 20k, then slow bleed for many months as we enter a turbo recession

FED PUMP TO 20900 ABJECT FAILURE

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

IT'S OVER

>>17855602
good riddance

>>17855602
What the fuck are you doing???

Hey guys, how are things going to... my word!

>>17855545
>ITS ETERNAL BULL MARKET
>ETERNAL

but we've entered and still are in bear market territory since last monday anon, something isn't adding up in your claim

IMAGINE DOING ANYTHING BUT SLURPING UP PUTS RIGHT NOW HAHAHAHAHAHA

And there it is

>>17855606
>It's real
No way in hell trump wont lockdown NYC today, pennsylvania has way less cases, it's over guys no more gains

SELL EVERYTHING
>SELL EVERYTHING
SELL EVERYTHING
>SELL EVERYTHING
SELL EVERYTHING
>SELL EVERYTHING
SELL EVERYTHING
>SELL EVERYTHING
SELL EVERYTHING
>SELL EVERYTHING
SELL EVERYTHING
>SELL EVERYTHING
SELL EVERYTHING
>SELL EVERYTHING

What happens when SQQQ is higher than TQQQ?

Dog bless

>>17855350

>>17855616
hodl?

>tfw selling SQQQ right before Trump speech starts and then buying it back when it's cheap right before close

>>17855059
This was probably my dumbest trade. Thank God I switched to bearmode a few days later.

>>17855690

I have puts

>>17855658

HAHAHAHHA I TOLD YOU ITS ALREADY GOING BACK DOWN

>HE THINKS BECAUSE IT TOUCHED -10% ITS GOING TO STAY THERE


THE FED WILL NOT ALLOW US TO FAIL, NEITHER WILL TRUMP

>>17855602
>he did a call
bullfags btfo

I WALK THIS LONELY ROAD

THE ONLY ONE THAT I HAVE EVER KNOWN

Bros...

>>17855692
stop leaking my strategy

>market tanking on PA news

based fuck bulls.

>>17855417
>we have to let the cartel of companies continue to fleece middle class people with undue fees and taxes and totally shit service
>just keep adding seats to the plane every year, if you take away an inch from each seat you can add another! now do this 20 more times until we get 40000% profit hooray!
>sorry we cant even afford 10 cents of potato chips or pretzels to hand out, you need to pay $35 for your suitcase to cover our (((Costs)))

>>17855678
Puts are expensive af i ain't touching them right now

>>17855681
reminder

Time to pull everything out of the bank.

>>17855683
absolutely fukin nothing

B-BUT MY $500 BILLION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Disney's year high is 153 they're trading at 97....what more of a discount do you want

ONE MORE PUMP HURRY THE FUCK UP I WANT TO BUY MORE PUTS

>>17855602
I hope that's just you hedging for a 75k worth of puts or something brah.

>>17855711
>2250pts
do you think he'll tweet about this too?

>>17855602
HAHAHAHA

>>17855602
bruh

>>17855708
>GOING BACK DOWN
I don't think you know how negative numbers work.

>>17855602
OOF!

>>17855708
>10.15 but hey whatever man.

>>17855629
>SQQQ
>bags
>in a bear market
based retard

>>17855602
YIKES

>>17855688
>4 digits
sad

How many people are going to get broke because of this? How many people will become poor because of losing money in this market?
Does it mean stocks falling means less consumption for people who invested in stocks meaning less earnings for companies and stocks falling further? Is this why they said mass ETF and Robinhood investing was a threat?
How do we solve this downward poverty spiral caused by this Ponzi scheme crash? Are we going to repeat the same shit that happened after 1929?
This legit looks like it.

>>17855726
I don't even want to sell any of my puts, i'll never get them so cheap for months

I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

>>17855602
BRO U GOT TRICKED BY HEDGE FUND MANAGERS TO BUY CALLS

>>17855739
I don't want a discount, I want it to die.

>>17855122
>>17855130
they can't help us anymore!! AHHHHHH

>>17855741
t-there's a third one of them?

>>17855602
What the fuck are you doing?

>>17855711
Don't know how low it goes
But it's only me, and my stocks
I walk this empty trading floor
On the boulevard of red markets
Where the city lockdowns
And I'm the only one, and i have no gains

>>17855602
get some rope

>>17855654
They're doing a big gamble that they can drive competition out of business by staying alive slightly longer than said competitors with these prices. It's a very ballsy move and I admire the recklessness of it. Oil now trading in the $28s.

>>17855602
GUH

>TSLA down 17%

ooooooooooof

>>17855761
OH YEAH? KEEP ATTACKING ME BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ATTACK THE FACTS, AND THE FACTS ARE THAT AFTER TRUMP ADRESSES THE NATION WE'LL PUMP AND TOMORROW WE WILL ALSO PUMP AS FUCK

THIS WILL CLOSE AT ONLY -4% TODAY AND THEN A +12% PUMP TOMORROW

SPXL or UDOW?

>>17855629
It's at 29 dude

>-10%
SECOND BREAKER BY END OF DAY

No buyers whatsoever just algorithms squeezing the every tic.

So been in mutual funds for 10 years and stocks and ETF'S but I'm interested in options but I dont buy or sell anything until I fully understand it as that's what stupid money does. Not looking for tips or what I should buy but more curious about good resources on strategies and stuff.

What's the buy signal?
When Cramer takes the cyanide pill on live TV?

>>17855739
I'll buy in at 80.

>>17855508
Oh. Oh no, no, no. No no, no no.

We fellow bears have become exceedingly arrogant.

What is VIX on robinhood VXX?

>MSFT GOES RIGHT TO 140.00 AND STAYS THERE AND THEN GOES UP

>>17855136
fake but keked

Boeing below 136, 20% down on the day.

>>17855839
tvix

>>17855783
>losing money in this market
This correction is everyone's chance to make money, as long as they set aside cash somewhere during the 11 year bull run. Deals are coming up!

>>17855425
i know, it's fucking bullshit. you could argue where it's at now is it's fair price.

>>17855727
I will never forget this one, thanks anon

>>17855492
>>17855503
Ok then I'm thinking 15% now then, and I'll buy fib lines down

>>17855832
Cramer's been calling the shots almost perfectly since this shitshow started.

>>17855849
>correction
Where does all of this delusion come from lmao.

>HE BELIVES A FUCKING FLU WILL START THE SECOND GREAT DEPRESSION

LMAO AT YOU MASS HYSTERIA, ONCE PEOPLE REALIZE THIS IS A NOTHINBURGER WE WILL PUMP LIKE NEVER BEFORE

>>17855579
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND

>>17855841
>shorting blue chips completely unrelated to the virus
You deserve it.

>>17855854
*its

>>17855799
>t.incel

>>17855873
stop kidding yourself bullnigger

ITS OVER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FLIP THE FUCKING BREAKER ALREADY MAKE IT STOP FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17855873
>He still thinks this is the flu
>He hasn't realized that this has morphed into a total deleveraging of corporate debt and asset valuations inflated by a decade of QE/zero interest

>>17855870
What would you call it? Do you think we're going into Mad Max world?

>>17855866
it's actually kinda scary. the pump on friday was because mnuchin followed cramer's playbook

>>17855873
we need to go lower first

>>17855873
le <20,800 face

>>17855873
>Counting on people to save your ass
>Counting on the American Health System
This has to be bait

Come on MRNA we can do it!!! your vaccine will work

https://www.foxnews.com/health/how-close-are-we-to-a-vaccine

>>17855873
Anon, even if the flu literally did not exist, the responses being taken are economically devastating on their own

>>17855832
No it will be when an airline goes under

>>17855895
Who is gonna play him in the inevitable biopic?

>>17855895
Who will play James Bond now?

>economy is crashing, tens of thousand will lose jobs, homes and their lives, worst economic crash in human history, widespread pandemic

BUT MUH SPORTSGAME

>>17855895
bros...
even the Equalizer is infected...

>>17855754

>>17855932
sheeeeit

>>17855895

Who will play in his inevitable biopic?

>>17855873
Have you had the flu recently? It fucking sucks. They're saying that over half the population is going to catch the "flu".

>>17855932
Lil Wayne

>>17855902
That sounds fine

>>17855895
How can the bags be handed off from pensions to retail if trading is closed?

>>17855678
I want to but I dont fully understand how they work and dont wont want to make a bad investment :(

>>17855902
We're going into ww3 world.

HAHAHAHAHA WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

>9.81

WE ARE BACK!!!!

>>17855640
this is what a bottom looks like

>>17855902
Why is there no middle ground with you retards, it has to be nothing or literally the apocalypse? This is easily worse than 2008, it'll be the biggest recession since 1929. That said, the world isn't going to end. A lot of companies will, a lot of people will die. But society probably won't collapse.

>>17855602
I'm with ya big ass pump end of day

>>17855602
same boat, lower bet :(

>>17855958
Wrong reply, but point stand

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/16/fed-says-it-will-offer-an-additional-500-billion-in-overnight-repo-funding-markets.html

>The fed has only spent $27 billion
The real effects of the pump have yet to be seen, everything so far has been entirely reactionary. A lot of panic, but it's not unfounded.

>>17855911
He was on the money in 2008 too. There's a reason he's as well known as he is. He has quite the knack for analyzing the markets.

Wtf is this diagonal wick?

>>17855972
>-9.81
>we're back
kek

>>17855873
Bulls have been saying that for weeks. You'll continue to say that every day of every week until you're right so that you can prove to everybody your "ingenuity". Keep doubling down on calls like a faggot

>>17855949
Robert Downey jr with a blackaface.

>>17855924
Wouldn't it take months just to mass produce and distribute the vaccine?

What the fuck is trump gonna say I wonder

POOOMP EEEEEEEET

TURN THE MONEY PRINTER BACK ON
WHY DID IT STOP GOING BRRRRRRR

>>17855959
you dont have to know how they work if you want to make some gains on falling prices. next time a stock market influencing problem rises up, buy the inverse ETF SQQQ for a week or so and then sell. start with that.

>>17855972
HAHAHAHA I FUCKING REKT YOU FAGGOTS, I TOLD YOU, THERE IS NO WAY WE STAY IN DOUBLE DIGITS FOR LONGER THAN A FEW MINUTES, WE ARE ALREADY GOING BACK

AFTER TRUMP SPEECH IT WILL GO BACK TO -4% AND TOMORROW WE PUMP +12% SPREAD THE NEWSW

>we're only down 10%!!!!

looks like powells new printers came online

KO is going to have to slash dividend no way than can justify it now and the price will tank when they do

>>17855873
unironically, yes. This is nothing like the 2008 crisis, we know what caused this, we know what the solution is and we know that it will be over in a couple of months.

I choose to live without fear

>>17856002
Fair, balanced market, driven by natural price discovery mechanisms.

>>17856037
>over in a couple of months
oh my sweaty summer child

>>17855816
It's cheapie time.

>>17855610
The chimera sashimi platter is to die for, anon.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>this desperate pump so Trump doesn't have to give his speech with DJIA -10%

lmao

>>17856049
Boooorrrrrriiiing.

>>17856036
Why the fuck would they do that? People are going to stop drinking?

>>17855982
>This is easily worse than 2008
By what metric?

>>17856037
You're right. This is order of magnitude worse than 2008.

sp is down 28%, typical correction. high volatility means there is lot of leverage at markets.
especially tech stocks were overbought everybody saw it coming, either it was really
dumb money or pump and dump. now even dow pb is getting good levels again + companies loaded with cash

STOP PUMPING U FUCKING FED NIGGER

>300 point pump
how many BRRRRRRRRRRIllons did Powell just spend?

>>so close

>>17856037
>we know that it will be over in a couple of months

>I choose to live without fear
>unironically, yes. This is nothing like the 2008 crisis, we know what caused this, we know what the solution is and we know that it will be over in a couple of months.

T-there's support at 20k right?

YES PUMP IT I NEED A GOOD ENTRY

>>17856037
>and we know that it will be over in a couple of months.
That's where you're wrong

>British Columbia
>US citizens please do not come to BC

Literally next to the most pozzed state and doesn't just close the border. I hope all of Honcouver gets the 'flu'

>>17856055
Has such thing ever existed?

>-9% already

You guys never learn do you? I told you, I fucking told you!

>>17855708
>>17855708
>>17855708

Drop below 20k already you big fat bitch I want to see blood.

>>17856037
We also knew what caused 2008, we also knew how to solve it.

What % of KO's income are restaurants and events vs retail?

>>17856083
By how much more of a bubble we're in than in 2008. We basically "fixed" the problems in 08 by pumping making them 100x worse.

SKYROCKETING

I've got 1500 dollars what do I do?

>>17856037
Anon, this is the endgame...

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP IT UP

>500 point pump
lol
you're being too obvious Jerome

>>17856037
>repo operations have been going on regularly since last September

>>17856030
Absolutely based, bulls will reign supreme

What the fuck is this pump

PUMPS: ON

>>17856111
TRIPS CONFIRM I'M RIGHT

ALSO WHILE I'M AT IT, BUY KFC STOCKS
DONT ASK ME JUST BUY

JEROME FUCK OFF

>>17856015
they already shipped some out.. could be huge if it all works out well.. if the speculation leading up to results should be huge imo

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT PUMPING
FEDNIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Jeez, here we go again

>>17856104
We already got it though lol...

>>17856083
We didn't shut down the entire world economy for 2 months in 2008?

Do you still not appreciate what "all non-essential businesses shut down for the duration" means? That's going to be Federal policy by the end of the week, Pennsylvania just enacted it.

>he sold?

>>17856127
This is just shorties unrolling in b4 Trump shitpost.

>>17856037
>Update
Only in in the span of couple of months US transfers it's military strike force to ME and start war on Iran to artificially keep economy afloat.

PS Viruses have second and third waves that can be deadlier than the first one, see spanish flu

Fucking fed pumping

Aaaaannnnd Pajeet just fixed the printer. We're never going below -9% again boys!

ANOTHER HALF BILL LIQUIDATED GJ FED GG jerome.

>>17855972

>>17856123
Wait until tomorrow, then sqqq all the way

>>17856189
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