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first for bulls on suicide watch

#trumpcrash
#iblametrump

THREAD THEMES:
bullfags https://youtu.be/1oNP0zDY6C4
bearchads https://youtu.be/W_ZCe4QbF-o

Why won't AMD dump harder? It's been in a 6 month bubble like TSLA, it needs to DIE.

>>17849952
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

next nosedive and circuit breaker at 12 pm ET
check em

I'M GONNA POOOOOOOMP

20k is the bottom. Literally can't break it.

I'm surprised at how well MSFT is doing in this

>>17849976
fedfags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ

SQQQ is gonna go lower... right? I should wait to buy, right?

I KNOW I KNOW IVE LET OU DOWN

Top 10 for Yuka Kashino

it's over, you can't beat the fed

>>17849952
I'm can't stop keking hard at retards who seriously thought friday was a bottom. Boomers will loose all their money before loosing their breath

What is further beyond?

We will continue to go up.

Michigan closing bars and restaurants temporarily.

New York considering the same

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/new-york-city-close-schools-bars-restaurants-around-u-s-n1159651

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW5kcUUu2Ac
When the world falls to the flames we will rise again my bros and I will get my 13k back god damnit

>>17849976
The ultimate THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

drill at trump conference

>>17850011
>We were only one month off from all of February having "black mondays"

Wasted opportunity

>>17849952
First for Wiemar America

Imagine all the ppl selling at this bottom kek

Coronavirus will be over in three weeks

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17850018
I would pay money for a stock market stream

where my comfy frens just watching the world burn?

Waiting on another pop before loading up on SPY puts again

It's stabilizing, hopefully this isn't the clam before the storm.

>>17850040
New York New Jersey and Connecticut have closed all bars, restaurants and casinos already dude. Happened this morning.

>>17850061
So? It was just a catalyst to burst a corporate debt bubble 10 years in the making,

>>17850030
When j pow starts printing and buying levered etfs is feds final form

SQQQ predicitons for tomorrow?

Place your bets.

>>17850011

I'M A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE WOOOHOOOOOOOO CRASH THIS SHIT

>>17849952
I fucking hate Interactive Brokers. I can't open any chart without it sitting there for several minutes at least with "attempting to retrieve data." I knew these people were filthy gypsy jew niggers because of the numerous little coincidences that tend to happen with their platform and service while you trade, but this shit going on in the direct center of the greatest trading conditions in the past few years is just the fucking cherry on top. I'm having to try to scalp based on price action that those fucking turds are probably throttling anyway. What platform are people using these days? I know the successful prop desks have all just said fuck it and designed theirs' in house, but there has to be some service out there that isn't totally rotten.

This is so fucking stupid

Friendly reminder that nothing has actually fundamentally changed since this morning, and that US stocks having a temporary spike after open is exactly what happened in Australia before they ended up closing down close to -10%.

>>17850089
Kentucky too.
Fuck waiters, fuck land of the free.

Why is 7-8% such an effective limit every day?
We sit here all day and then right before close it exploded way up or way down, every time.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>TQQQ pumping

I told you bro, buy the bottom and sell at the pump!

Where's the fucking sticky

does crypto count as day-trading?

We fucking told you Trump would save the fucking day YET again. Hope you went broke with your short filthy demoniggers. Trust in the great fucking plan.

>>17850113
Ozzies have a terrible economy based on housing and exports to china

>>17850100
My $25 calls expire Friday and I’m not even in profit territory right now lmao

>>17850087
>hopefully this isn't the clam before the storm.
I for a fact know it's not a clam but a krab.

>>17850131

Based and divviepilled. It’s free money bros

This morning was peak bear euphoria, hope you guys bought. Have a blessed day everyone.

>>17849952
>dow 1k up from bottom
aaaand we're back

I think that level 2 circuit breakers will never be hit. Bags can't be handed off if there's no trading, and they have to keep the hope alive that a bottom is imminent.

Study the concept of exponential growth and really let it sink in deeply. Ask yourself if the USA is doing enough to change how quickly this exponential growth is happening. Consider how little the general population knows about anything.

Do you really think this is the bottom?

>>17850131
Threadly reminder that companies cut dividends when the markets go to shit

>>17850108
Tdameritrade

>>17850141
>you now live in a country where -9% is a save


in 5 years you will be brazil or india

>>17850100

Depends on news coming out of europe, Macron is speaking later, also trump is going to speak later and he might pump the economy up for another day.

>>17850141
Remember to drink at least 3 glasses of water today to replace the fluids you're going to lose from all the fucking tears you're going to be crying as you cling to a dream that the world is waking up from.

>>17850113
Doesn't it always dump the most in the last hour?

>>17850152
I think we'll be green tomorrow, a lot happened this weekend and the market had to adjust.

>>17850169
>drops 3k
>up 1k
>2k net loss
WE DID IT

>>17850041

Guys, guys. Relax. It's gonna be fine, look!

>>17850141
>save the fucking day
>-7% rather than -70%

>>17850087
If you go by trends these last couple of weeks
>Open: Super Dip
>Post open to 12: Pump
>12 to 3: Stable
>3 to 4: Dip

Only down 6% on sqqq share i bought

>leave to get water
>get back
>fed pump
This shit is tiring

> -7%
WERE GOING UP

National prayer day worked

God bless president donald j trump

>>17850141
MIGA fellow pede!!!!
WW1WBRAPP

>>17849952
Poor fag here

Down to my last $100

What to invest in

>muh eastern seaboard
why do eastfags say this? just say coast

This buy back is fucking insane. 180 points on the ES, 1 single ES contract is $50 per point. Keep that in mind

How much higher is it going to go today? I want to know when to buy more puts

If the S&P ramps back to -3% or higher I'm shorting

>>17850113
It's also what happened last Monday. This entire week is probably going to look the same as the last. If there's no dead goyim bounce tomorrow though, hold on to your dick because all bets are off.

>>17850102
DATABASE

>>17850176
dividend aristocrats and dividend kings dont

>>17849997
Yep.

>>17850232
I say East coast. In fact, I don't think I've ever heard anyone refer to it as a seaboard kek.

>>17850217
i said 2 prayers. you're welcome

WHO FAGS ABOUT TO START
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SSYviES-rI

>>17850225
Food and ammo

this bull run is insane soon everything will be bacl

NONONONONO GO DOWN, DOWN

will the prayer work if use anal beads for prayer

>my broker goes down
>it worked in the fucking morning
Well that's it lads, see you.

>>17850225
A noose

>>17850225
A bucket of .22LR so you can hunt for squirrels when the malls get looted down to nothing.

>>17850175

It's not the bottom but its hard to hold positions for long with this kind of volatility.

>>17850225
bet it all on red

puts on spy looking thicc again

>>17850139
If you mean pattern day trading rules and $BTC yeah probably because it's a tracking stock thing
If you mean trading via coinbase or whatever the fuck then no

I want off this rollercoaster

>>17850244
The money's all gone!

>>17850176

Maybe if you invest in 20% yield failing companies. My positions have all raised dividends since before 1987

>>17850223
>>17850207
>>17850190
>>17850184
>ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH ORANGEMAN BAAAAAAD WAAAAAAAH
Go develop your next wuhan virus

With Dave and Busters/ Chuck E. Cheese closing, would they be good stocks since they should boom once the outbreak stops?

why is it pumping?

I bought puts on silver, boeing and air france
this might have been a bad idea

>>17850238
tomorrow is green, check'em

>>17850225
GUSH

>>17850141
>he moved press conference to 3:30pm from this morning so he can try another friday movement
lmao
and what's he going to say this time?

99% fed owned market soon lads

Only down 7% now. Happening definitely canceled.

Well there go my puts. Holy fuck, the ECB can fuck itself. And they wonder why Europe is slipping back into nationalism.

Green close today.

>>17850178
Fucking td was down for 30 mins at open today.

>>17850323
dow 23 confirme

>>17850261
Thanks

Our prayers together helped this somewhat depraved and godless country shine again

Ben carson deserves our thanks! He is a god loving hero whose prayer touched gods love

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17850315
because were at the bottom.

>>17850184
And Europe will be mad max, Britain will be the exclusion zone and Brazil will be prime real estate

>>17850322
Just hodl until tomorrow.

>>17850323
pathetic
tomorrow is red
checkem

Hold onto my 3/20 puts or sell them EOD, what do you niggers think?

>>17850323
Tomorrow it will be a slope down

>>17850323
you will never see green again check em

>>17850323
It's going to be BLOOD RED

>>17850318
>Assuming people are going to jump back into social spheres once this blows over.
Anon, I've got some news for you

>>17850367
should have sold on open

>>17850311
That's the secret, there is now way out of this ride

>>17850367
I sold my 3/20 puts today. This shit is scaring me.

>y'all motha fukas Don't buy GUSH at 53 this morning
I feel bad fo ya son

>>17849791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjARBEcWyqo

>>17850365
today will end green.

>NY Governor Cuomo says he doesn’t think NY area can flatten the curve enough to avoid overwhelming the health care system
bulls are just setting themselves up again at this point

>>17850367
i think you should make your own decision like a big boy

Should I do it..?

>>17850384
EOD is usually more bloody than open, hope I'm right.

>>17850323
pathetic
the entire week will be red
DOW ends off the week sub 15k

>>17849997
We have a whole week you god damn retards

>>17850271
which broker?

You see that asshole with the GUSH 9/18 calls at 40 CENTS bringing down the value of the call?

Yeah thats me, go fuck yourself

>>17850393
Seems more likely we get another drop after the fed pours their last half billion in this afternoon. I got out of my puts this morning and plan to buy back in when we peak

tqqq at 48, could made 20% today if you'd just bought at open

>>17850374
Nigger this shit is lab grown

>>17850100
FUCK SQQQ I want it to moon

>>17850205
>Passive aggressive sarcasm
The most common way for a crying liberal to cope when he has no argument. Don't want to be "toxic" now, do you?

>>17850411
Not when the orange man is scheduled to be on TV

>>17850323
It's
RED

>>17850413
dow is surging. 21k will never be broken again ever again.

>>17850381
>people are retarded
Yes, I do.

>>17850323
Next 6 months will be red

OH SHIT A FED PRINTER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPs6bbMf5Sw

>>17850402
National prayer day

>>17850341
Lmao where are you from eurobro

>>17850388
I got in premarket before the circuit break

>>17850323
3 circuits breaks, after on today speech trumps announces NYC lockdown, dow 14k, europe full lockdown, corona will have second wave, isolation until november

>>17850323
>>17850365
>>17850380

Tomorrow is going to be a great buying opportunity.

DAX green in like 30 minutes

Can someone explain to me what the fuck is going on with biomedicals. First I think I got them figured out: markets going down, but covid fears will keep them up. This works for about a week, and then they crash. Then they keep crashing. They recover a little, but are ultimately expected to stay low. I decide to get out with minor profit expecting the drop, and now they're fucking skyrocketing.

based pump
BULLCHADS!

>>17850434
you think he's gonna restore confidence in the market?

>>17850443
DOW is plunging
sub 12k at the end of the month

Up 50% from my GUSH buy today...

Holy shit just got 200 shares of GUSH for less than $150, jesus fucking christ. This is awesome.

>>17850323
red

Did you pray on national prayer day?

STOP PUMPING

Are there really anons who believe all the batshit closures announced over the weekend were priced in?

>>17850409
They're closing bars and restaurants all across the country, I'd wait longer. Also I wouldn't buy it because Dave and Buster's fucking sucks.

hitting breakers pre-market was orchestrated

this is bullshit.

>>17850473
I think there's going to be a fake and gay pump EOD just like Friday. Could be wrong though.

>>17850323
It was only ever a zero sum game, and that's where it's going.

>>17850225
tp

dow recovers to 24k today

>Money printers explode
>Kill all rats and apes and good goys
BASED BOOMERS

>>17850491
Buy the dip

>Tried selling one of my puts and one of my calls when it spiked
>RH changed them to limit sells instead of doing it like I asked them to
>Teehee if it doesn't go through by the end of the day you can keep it lol haha
I fucking hate this app sometimes

>>17850486
double red confirms it

>>17850493
Two weeks of no dave and busters or ordering beers doesnt hurt the real economy

>>17850466
there are waves of indiscriminate selling that overpowers everything else. it ebbs and flows.

Imagine if there were no circuit breakers.
Where would we be at right now?

DUMP DUMP DUMP

>>17850323
Tomorrow is the beginning of the end (true)

WHY IS IT GOING UP '
I WAS PROMISED A SECOND BREAKER

>>17850453
Netherlands. Absolutely ass shattered atm.
Loaded up on AEX 320 3/20's just now after selling my 380's at profit.

zoomers first bear market and they think this is the end of the world

there are plenty of "reasons to sell" but if you're not buying the dips and holding long term, you're missing out on a very rare opportunity

S&P has soon recovered 200 fucking points bros

>>17850547
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17850463
gonna be a meaty short from there

>>17850466
Disjointing from index takes time

>>17850347
Either because it got slammed or the breaker or both

>>17850547
ECB funny money.

is it gonna go up and crab all day or is gonna go freefall later today? unsure whether to sell my eft....

>>17850533
If by ebb and flow you mean unpredictable 10-20% swings then sure.

what the fuck is this pump

>>17850367
Wondering the same

>>17850323
>nobody gets digits
it's because whether the market goes up or down, it is not for us to know.

>>17850580
its going up to prepare for trumps conference where he quarantines the country

>>17850530
No, but when restaurants operate on a 3% margin, this will cause a lot to hurt
Not to mention missed paychecks from every waiter ...

Buy puts right before close m8s

>>17850463
Lagarde is having the printers on overdrive right now lmao
>>17850547
friendly reminder the aussies dumps from -7% to -9.7% in the last minute of trading.
while DAX is swinging wildly from -6% to -10% to the current -3% (good old ECB totally not involved, nope, no way)

REFR CHEAPIES

>>17850547
The day is young.

What oil do I buy to get rich?

OH NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY __________FAGS

>Why, yes, I use RH. How could you tell?

THE BIGGEST PUMP IN HISTORY

4/24 SPY 130
I'M DOING IT

>>17850580
Selling in this market is retarded.

>>17850542
Dumb Osakaposter

>>17850580
Up and crab until lunch, fall after, crab trump speech

GO JEROME GO

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*Chink*

What the fuck was that?

FUCK BROS THE MONEY WON"T HIT ME FUCKING ACCOUNT!!!

Is it too late to get in on this? What the fuck plays are gonna be left after today????

>>17850599
winrar

Its oversold
Coronavirus wont impact usa much
Peoples low iq trash brains arent predicting properly

Poor stupid fucking meatbags

Bros i got 80 shares of XOM 34 dollar average, I did it, i bought the absolute bottom, XOM is never going to be lower and i bought the bottom. Im so happy bros i finally made a good purchase. I finally didn't fuck up and FOMO

>>17850600
Last friday it skyrocketed despite him delivering somewhat bad news, maybe a good buying opportunity. Oh well no matter what the market will crash and fall this week and for a long time!

>>17850582
there are funds going out of business this very moment, being force liquidated. that tends to disrupt price discovery in the short term.

HOLY FUCK I wish I went all in on GUSH

I only 18000 shares at $0.55, could have bought 100k

>>17850491
No point in being a permabear, gotta be ready for the crab.

>>17850651
calm down hk47

>>17850589
where is this coming from? What good news is there that's bringing it up? Or is it the fun money printer on maximum hyper drive from the fed. I'm watching cuomo right now shutting down NY, it should be tanking harder

>>17850559
That is quite the gamble

>>17850417
Shitty polak bank broker, this doesn't affect anybody here, except me.

>>17850347
What the fuck, so is this something going on with all of the brokers? I've seen this sort of shit before (lol we can't explain it but NASDAQ just stopped working and it just happened to coincide with a major news catalyst, oopsy!), but it's so absurd and petty that you always try to rationalize that it's just a dumb coincidence. If things ever go truly supernova I guarantee we're going to find shit that would make the Stasi/East Germany look downright ethical. So pissed that it's still not working. Going to end up having to call it unless by some miracle everything switches on into the close.

>>17850626

That's just stupid.

>>17850626
Balls of steel

>>17850651
>retail and service shut down for half a year
>wont impact usa much
cope

The more they pump the harder they dump.

>>17850602
All of that shit is useless to society

Oh no someone isnt bringing me food

No effect on economy they are just appendages

>JEROME RIGHT NOW
AAAAHHHHHHHH IIII AAAAAMMM PPPOOOOOOOOOMPIIIINGGG

>>17850676
Profit's a profit. I watched mine go from 4k to 1k, now to 500. Spread some of my puts out towards april, but all the prices are fucking me.

>>17850674
It's the smart people squeezing bears and drawing in bulls to get the maximum amount of money.

>>17850599
Checked and tru

>>17850667
What a great investment

Oh shit lads

Just made $900 on a tiny fucking rejection on the ES, this market right now

>>17850698
Wait three weeks

This virus is overrated

>>17850651
>Coronavirus wont impact usa much
It'll impact the US MORE. Half the country thinks it's fake news and will eat each others shit to prove it.

>>17850599
Damn

>>17850364
thanks

>wake up
>market triggers another circuit breaker
>my AWK position still strong at 131

Fuck you analysts with your reports saying it's overweight or overvalued and a sell, bet your asses you didn't analyze the markets going into recession mode as well.

i hate this habbening, we're being invaded by shitcoin retards and plebbitors

>>17850670
>holding both TQQQ and SQQQ

Did the anon thinking about putting 10k on GUSH this morning did it? If so good job

Daily reminder that volatility itself gives options a certain amount of value because of people cooming to delta neutral strats.

>>17850323
ohhhh ho ho ho ho!
bullies never learn....

>market in turmoil
>oil comfy as fuck right now
told you all to go in on oil, shit was hilariously oversold last week.

I feel like this market is perfect to make a quick buck.

>>17850755
You realize that holding opposing 3xETF's always loses, right?

Has the happening been cancelled?

STONK MARKET IS ONE THICC BIHHH
LET ME

SELL THOSE PUTTIES

>>17850795
Yes

Bears are in euphoria.

>>17850794
Yes - that's what my chart shows. I was hoping to educate the other anon.

I have learned so god damn much about economics here the last 3 weeks.

>>17850795
Never

oilchads redpill me on UWT as a long term hold. good idea or bad?

>>17850599
This is not the truth I wanted itt

>>17850626
>>17850626
>>17850626
Too risky stick to fundamentals!

>>17850813
meant to reply to him, sorry my man

I'm a university retard in EU, any platforms to trade on without difficulty? I'll be spending like 20 euro or something like that, just to learn and/or have fun. So small or no fees is best

For now will try Revolut

>>17850780
kek

>>17850704
People that work there will lose jobs, the owners will default on their loans, fucking over the banks. Property prices will collapse.

>Greatest buying opportunity of my life coming up. Can't throw money at it because I am in danger of being laid off

What happens when the whole market is only fed money?

>>17850761
Yes, that's me. Great buy. Was a bit of a leap of faith.

>buy inverse etf of sp500
>end up in the red even though market goes red

Yeah fuck this bullshit. Liquidated all my shit and sitting in sidelines at the moment. Don't give a fuck anymore

>>17850755
Yeah.. that anon clearly misunderstood how to properly hedge

>>17850795
no, though europe might close a hell of a lot higher than where it was plumbing (everyone but FTSE was flirting with -10% easy, now more like -3 to -4%)
there is no reason for this pump behind deluded bulls and the central banks throwing money at the problem, I'm not even memeing.
if anything France is going to announce even more draconian measures for lockdown and NYC is admitting hospitals will probably be overwhelmed

>>17850841
gommunism :DDDD

>>17850835
And that's when shit really begins

How high is GUSH gonna rise

>>17850841
ALL GREEN

>>17850835
Oh no

Not that

A huge churn in capital and weak businesses dying oh no

This is going to last three weeks

>>17850834
>more cheapies incoming
Think to yourself, do you think oil will be at $30/barrel a year from now? Obviously not.

>>17850841
the fed sells those shares back at a loss

>>17850841
Ask the Japanese

>>17850841
The jews already own it so it wont be much different

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/us-factories-are-likely-to-close-because-of-the-coronavirus-supply-chain-shock-2020-03-16?mod=mw_latestnews
>Factories closing for god knows how long
>The last rally is falling
>Trump speech later today
>5 deaths NYC
>5k confirmed cases ???? possible cases
Its going to fall hard this week

>>17850835
How many waiters, restaurant owners and chefs own homes on a mortgage?

>he bought a sell poition pre market

OUCH!

>>17850841
that's when the bond vigilantes come

>>17850829
i think u can do it in demo mode, better to test your numbers

>>17850727
Sauce? Jersey fag here.

>>17850858

Buy REFR cheapies

>Helicopter money

AAPL Puts? How low can it go?

>>17850858
This is why the bottom is near. The retards are hopping on

>>17850880
Kek

Their loss not ours

Just woke up, how's it looking today

>NEW YORK STATE CORONAVIRUS CASES RISE 221 TO 950

>>17850841
Trumpocommunism

redpill me on GUSH

>>17850880
they are going to give every household a $1500 check for the next 3 months. calling it now

>>17850881
>tfw loaded up on PSY puts Friday before close and exited today at the bottom

Can't wait for the pump so I can short again

>this global -2% drop
bulls fell for it AHAHAHAHA

>>17850727
Makes no sense. All this would lead to is more congestion and traffic during daylight hours, increasing the odds of spreading rather than decreasing. New Jersey is such a low IQ shithole.

>>17850881
>sell poition
Are you the potion seller?

60% on the green one day, -70% the next.
Holy shit what a thrill ride.

>>17850912
Just go back to sleep mate

>>17850772
I have been waiting for this meme bear

>>17850921
holy shit that would honestly be really helpful. i worry so much about my staff right now.

>>17850916
>Lockdown this week

>>17850821
>discriminating against boomers and fat "people"
Yeah, I'm thinking based

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>17850890
https://www.wtae.com/article/statewide-curfews/31667628#

NJ ON LOCKDOWN

>>17850921
>tfw one man household
nice
time to buy stocks

>>17850921
I look forward to taking my gubmint check and buy more stock with it while we're dick deep in a recession

Trading will halt for tomorrow until Wall Street gets its shit together.

Has HSBC gone bust? They've not updated their ETF prices since Friday, even though they should've updated 3 hours ago. For example, https://www.assetmanagement.hsbc.com/uk/individuals/gfc?fundid=HITF003&SH=Acc%20C

>>17850662
Interesting, where are you reading this? And any idea how long it'll last?

>>17850841
Then we're saved

>>17850871
>This is going to last three weeks
4-dementional cope.

>he bought 'ze top?
>load the corona FUD

>>17850939
Stock market had some of its biggest up during 2008 before the market was its lowest in 2009. So it feels a bit like that I think.

ECB is overdoing it.

>>17850880
I'm talking about the commercial real estate.
How many restaurants, bars, clubs, cafes are in the city centers? Once they all start closing down what will take their place?

>>17850667

I'm sitting on OilU i wish i went in on gush, there's no movement here, idk what i was thinking. Waste of time.

>>17850931
It's a slow lead-in to a full lockdown. If they jump into it immediately everything is gonna shit itself

>>17850916
they are almost all downstate thank fucking god, my county only has one case and it's actually a college kid in albany from the area.
I'm still sweating bullets though

>>17850881
Bruh, lemme get two invisibility potions and a slow time potion. N-no particular reason, haha.

>>17850572
Can you elaborate?

>>17850960
based

>>17850968
Nothing would make this shit redder than closing the markets

>>17850972
it's just a guess. i figure they will realize that their current plans to provide relief to employers/employees is not going to be manageable.

>tfw Uber, Lyft and restaurant chains are in the toilet
Time to buy.

What the fuck why are my SP500 inverse ETFs sliding
How many billions are they burning now

>>17850968
are you afraid of the pump

>>17850562
>there are plenty of "reasons to sell" but
Imagine not paying attention
Imagine accepting 1x your money in 7 years instead of 5x

>>17850795
It never actually happens you know.
It's like we always worry and secretly hope that we go to hell but what we really fear, and what we always receive, is just another year tacked on to our sentence here in purgatory.

>>17850999
Ppl largely trade indexes
It takes longer for price discovery on individual stocks. Prices right now are totally off across the market

Reminder that XOMs actual price is 70-90 range and its currently under 40

WHY DID SPY PUTS GET SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE, FUCK THIS SHIT WE BULL NOW

>>17850821
very sad

>adidas pumping
What good are shoes if there's nowhere to walk to?

>>17850966
Yooo that's my plan, LOL

>>17851024
A lot, they got ECB on board.

>>17851047
Who cares about price, I only care about %.

>>17850920
After the reverse split it will be way too volatile to make money on

>>17850599
Praise Kek

>>17851049
the saudis are going to kill XOM
sorry for your loss

>>17851070
>mfw all the central banks around the world are in a competition to pump the golden bull

>>17850982
it was pretty impressive you have to admit, Central banks managed +6% rallies in about an hour
unsurprisingly falling apart because nothing to sustain it beyond shoveling money in the pit, but still.

>>17851062
>Not riding out the quarantine in a full adidas fit

>>17851062
Gotta out run the raiders

>DAX mooning
Wtf is going on?

Oh man imagine how many newfags are going to get raped by IV crush when this is all over

>>17851047
>>17851075
Include me in the screen cap, please, sir or madam.

>>17851062
>shoes
You gonna need a proper tracksuit to drink vodka in your backyard now that you can't go to bars anymore.

Tfw comfy with 1000 shares of GUSH.

>passing -8%

>>17851025
Uhm o-o-okay. Will this make the market crash faster?

>>17851111
>mooning
>has gone down 2% from its pump peak
lmao
but if you want why it pumped it was the central banks, unironically.

>>17851134
>tfw bought at 0.60 and sold at 0.70
Wish I held a bit longer.

>>17850728
$2300

>>17851089
The fact that you think the Saudis are the problem over Russia proves you are retarded, the Saudis are in the losing position lol, but nice try in analysis retard

XOM can make it easy through this price war

OH NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17851134
What's your average cost?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiCs_YHlKSI

>>17851062
>he isn't longing all shoe and apparel companies in anticipation of the $1500/month in welfare checks from the government leading to a surge in niggers spending it on swag

shiggy

If you're not making money swinging bullish stocks on a down day, you're NGMI

>>17851149
Of course!

>>17851182
Classic Ben

-8%
>-8%
-8%
>-8%
This is the fed power at 100%
-8%
>-8%
-8%
>-8%

>putting 20k in an index fund friday
Looking forward to it desu

>>17850128
If you break level 2 or 3 in the last 40 minutes of trading there is no halt, the algos and bankers like to have the option to dump it 20% with breaker right before close if they have to. Keeping it above a level that let's them keep that as an option is just insurance payment.

new thread when?

I got some dip. spy calls are going to make me a rich man.

>>17851116
>be newfag
>Google investopedia IV crush
>now an expert on implied volatility
Just kidding newfags don't read the OP

>>17851067
We're gonna make it anon

fucking kek
>.@SenatorRomneyproposes giving every adult American $1,000 a month during the coronavirus outbreak
the REPUBLICANS are proposing yang gang tier cash infusions, you know they're in panic mode

>>17851228
>IT'S NOT WORKING JEROME
>YOU MUST USE THE FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE

I think we've hit today's top, just bought ndaq puts

What the fuck was that millisecond pump from -8% to -6% and then back?

>>17850225
Wait for the next -7% circuit breaker and go all in on a 0DTE TQQQ call. Rinse repeat until you have some real money to work with

>>17851254
ROMNEY?

>>17851191
O-okay, be gentle, I'm only doing this just so the markets can burn faster.

>>17850108
trading 212? I don't know much about this stuff anyway so sorry if i'm wrong.

DUMP EET
NOW PUMP EET
NOW DUMP EET
NOW PUMP EET
NOW DUMP EET
NOW PUMP EET
NOW DUMP EET

>>17851254
can we just make Yang president?
his meme came true before the 2020 election even happened

The girl who changed everything

>>17851273
Massive Microtransaction?

This will end in blood.

>>17851301
bow before your queen

>>17851253
this is legitametly the only thing that scares me. Negative rates are a fucking bitch to get back out of and if we go down that road we're in for a bad time

>>17851254
>republicans
Romney is a mormon RINO piece of shit.

>>17851161
bought at 50 sold at 63. profit is profit.

So we went from -11% to -8%.

Is the Fed doing this or are we actually mooning soon?

Your horizons should be 5yr+
It's a buyer's market everyone, literally picking up stocks for pennies on the penis

interest for what...

frens, please take a second to review this bill in the senate that threatens all US based websites and encryption.

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2020/03/earn-it-bill-governments-not-so-secret-plan-scan-every-message-online

thanks

>>17851312
>not floating on a raft made of boomer corpses to profit island

So what do you guys think for today; down 2k or 2.5k?

>>17851327
It doesn't matter to Trump.
What matters is number red.
Number can't be red.
Make number green.
Number must be green.
Number MUST BE GREEN.

VIX is almost 80 for the record
>>17851355
Tom Cotton also proposed handing out cash, hardly a RINO there retard
though he didn't specify the amount

>>17851388
>>17851388

>>17851388
>>17851388

>>17851388
>>17851388

>>17851388
>>17851388

>>17851327
even everyone on wallstreet is saying only a fiscal response can save us at this point, but with how fucked congress is, that seems far away at this point.

>>17851254
Just how bad can things be for this to be proposed on the right?

>>17851253
>>17851327
>If
>Economy tanking -5% hits per day
>-9k points in the last one week and half
>Trump speech during market hours
Its coming anons

>>17851372
TLDR faggot

Thanks for the quick scalp feds, you may now resume the dump

>>17851312
always does

>>17851254
we clown worldin now

Help a dummy. TD warns GUSH is leveraged equity.
What does this mean to me as an investor?

>>17851355
>As if the Republicans have a name worth saving
They fucked us, they take our votes and they FUCK US!
LITERALLY ENCOURAGING INVASION.

>>17851443
it means don't buy GUSH you fucktard

>>17850670
I would take profit ASAP, your positions are retarded lol.

>>17851443
It means you have the potential to lose a lot of money if oil drops more since GUSH is 3x on a oil index.

>>17851383
>>17851402
I feel like Jerome is a smart enough boy not to go down that road but with that fat retard no doubt screaming at him over speaker phone all hours of the day to go into negative rates who knows what will happen.
>>17851395
I doubt even a turbo functional congress could save this anymore than they could with the 2008 crash. I think this is just a bubble we were on and corona-chan popped it. Now we have to ride it down

>>17850636
I've been trading a few years and one of the best plays I've found is when we hit the -7% circuit breaker, go long. I can't remember ever not getting a good rip off of that. I anticipate we get a few more of those. You want to buy call options with short expiration dates on whatever you like, TQQQ, SPY, and so on.
That's the practically guaranteed play. Beyond that anything can happen

>>17851551
Didn't GUSH almost get margin called when the Saudis bogged the market?

>>17851443
It means it moves at a multiple relative to the underlying benchmark
It also may mean it pays a derivative instead of a dividend

>>17851587
It's past the threshold for being delisted so they're doing a 5:1 reverse split soon.

Why is gold down??

>>17851861
gold is backed by currency

>>17851887
not bitgold

>>17851940
ok how do i buy bitgold