Ready up your asses when market open

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Anonymous Mon Mar 16 06:40:03 2020 No.17841259 [Reply] [Original]

Ready up your asses when market open

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 06:40:50 2020 No.17841282 >>17841259 how long till open sir

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 06:42:10 2020 No.17841310 I'll see you anons that survive corona in the south east china sea theatre of war

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 06:44:55 2020 No.17841371 File: 3.45 MB, 600x770, Brrrr_turbo_print.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17841259 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 06:46:40 2020 No.17841400 I haven't been able to sleep a wink and I have extreme anxiety.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 06:50:22 2020 No.17841477 >>17841282 seconded

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 06:51:57 2020 No.17841513 >>17841400 You'll calm down and accept your circumstances within a week. I used to be sleepless and extremely stressed until two weeks ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 06:53:43 2020 No.17841544 9:30am EST everyone’s 401k blows up

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 07:20:06 2020 No.17842133 File: 186 KB, 598x566, 1584059727317.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17841259 I've barely finished my online final waiting for this moment and haven't went to bed. 2 hours 10 min to go

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 07:21:28 2020 No.17842165 >>17841544 Blows up meaning good or bad?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 07:24:02 2020 No.17842233 >>17842165 Bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 07:25:04 2020 No.17842262 >>17841544 At last. Those money never existed in the first place. The goyim was, as always by the jews, duped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 07:32:50 2020 No.17842404 File: 258 KB, 677x674, 1584287019088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17842165 good

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 07:35:41 2020 No.17842477 Do I buy in when the market opens or should I wait until after it closes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 07:35:58 2020 No.17842485 >>17842404 https://youtu.be/U3A-lJQlrmk

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 07:36:09 2020 No.17842492 File: 949 KB, 498x270, 1526460155570.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17841544 >>17842233 Checked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 07:37:00 2020 No.17842513 >>17842477 Neither. The markets going down

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 07:37:00 2020 No.17842514 File: 45 KB, 650x650, starry-eyed-amused-pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17841544 >tfw poor anyway And thats a good thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 07:45:28 2020 No.17842704 >>17842513 Yes I'm aware, which is why I would like to buy stocks and crypto at a discount

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 07:50:03 2020 No.17842789 >>17841259 Fuck me... I can't fucking sleep. If I dont short this right, I'm jumping off a bridge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 07:53:57 2020 No.17842884 >>17841371 FASTER

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 07:54:45 2020 No.17842908 >>17842789 calm down anon, it's gonna be all right, bobos are gonna make it, don't need to do stupid shit >>17842704 wait

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 07:55:22 2020 No.17842923 >>17841477 1hr, 30 min

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 07:56:38 2020 No.17842955 File: 1.46 MB, 400x513, F309B374-8B69-45B0-9F67-58E365F600A2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 07:58:28 2020 No.17842990 File: 72 KB, 720x690, 1569010746876.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] looks like capitalism and liberty don't help in times of pandemics only communism do the hammer

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:00:21 2020 No.17843036 >>17842990 >capitalism is BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR haha socialism brought this crisis

>>	Assblaster Mon Mar 16 08:01:35 2020 No.17843071 >>17842955 Imagine having that green dildo in and out of your asshole at that speed

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:02:41 2020 No.17843095 File: 10 KB, 325x325, 1555641221891.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love the evolution of this meme.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:06:24 2020 No.17843165 >>17841259 >>17842955 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:06:28 2020 No.17843168 >>17842955 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:09:03 2020 No.17843232 >>17841544 I don't care about mine. But my parents 401k :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:11:09 2020 No.17843295 File: 188 KB, 984x888, 1584211072496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17843232 That's not a problem you should worry about. If they buy into the bull trap that's on them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:14:01 2020 No.17843372 >>17843232 Are they boomers? Fuck em.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:14:05 2020 No.17843373 >>17842955 Holy kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:15:32 2020 No.17843412 >>17843095 feels like it has happened really quickly

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:16:15 2020 No.17843434 >>17843372 Yes,they just turned 60.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:17:09 2020 No.17843458 >>17842908 wait until when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:17:11 2020 No.17843461 File: 480 KB, 862x569, 1584325184185.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17842955 Need to go FROST MODE MOOOORE POWEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:27:43 2020 No.17843707 >>17842955 superkek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:28:37 2020 No.17843735 >>17843412 Everyone stuck inside jobless = more creativity

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:29:58 2020 No.17843772 the world might be ending but the OC makes it all worth it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:31:59 2020 No.17843808 brrr brrr niggas

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:37:31 2020 No.17843960 >>17842955 By far the best meme that came out of this crash

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Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:45:10 2020 No.17844135
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Apparently King Grifter's public addresses full of misconceptions, lies and outright made-up shit are not terribly reassuring to the markets or the general populace.
I'm in NE Missouri and when the Walmart opened this morning the locals started cleaning it out, despite Dear Leader asking them nicely not to.

Vote for Clowns, live in Clown World.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:46:23 2020 No.17844160 >>17842955 One Internet to you. good sir.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:51:25 2020 No.17844285 File: 472 KB, 1235x695, cover2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17842955 Top kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 08:52:01 2020 No.17844300 >>17842955 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:09:14 2020 No.17844783 21 minutes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:10:52 2020 No.17844823 File: 194 KB, 1000x751, 1584362136659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17842955 Kek, this made my day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:12:35 2020 No.17844880 >>17842955 Absolutely saved.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:13:29 2020 No.17844917 File: 37 KB, 398x376, 1576305599438.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17842955 kek and checked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:20:44 2020 No.17845166 >>17841259 found this stream, anyone wanna join me? https://www.twitch.tv/stockstream

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:25:03 2020 No.17845340 Standing buy with a GUSH sell order chambered but not locked and loaded. Gonna wait and see if it's necessary or not, might get fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:27:38 2020 No.17845447 File: 57 KB, 892x514, 1583649143912.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17842955 Brr brr!! BRRAAAAAPP

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:30:15 2020 No.17845603 >>17845340 Aaaaand Yahoo says I'm fucked, opening around 0.55. Dammit should have sold at close on Friday, wasn't thinking straight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:35:45 2020 No.17845957 >>17845447 Source?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:40:45 2020 No.17846228 >>17845957 https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5aa2b65e572aa

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:41:53 2020 No.17846292
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>>17843036
>Those darn socialist wet markets that were designed as a capitalist way to pull the impoverished out of the gutter by letting them sell the bats near their house as "exotic meat." I hate socialism!
>What do you mean Korea and Vietnam essentially eradicated the outbreak in their regions with socialist policies? Why would any country waste their money on testing their population en masse to contain the fear and spread of the virus with medical intervention and certainty? The big banks will use the money much more efficiently! Print $1.5trillion for them right away so they can trickle down economy, then people will just have enough money to get tested themselves!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:44:14 2020 No.17846404 >>17846292 >when i make money it's capitalism >when i lose money it's socialism The moment you understand that this is how the average creatura thinks the world works is the moment it will all make sense to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:50:56 2020 No.17846773 >>17842955 all of /biz/ has led up to this meme life imitates art

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:52:02 2020 No.17846849 >>17846228 Cool, thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:06 2020 No.17846977 File: 28 KB, 654x539, CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17841259

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:54:12 2020 No.17846980 >>17843036 Its not REAL Capitalism! My ideal, perfectly infallible type of capitalism wouldn't fail and definitely wouldn't reproduce the same condtions!

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:55:46 2020 No.17847074 >>17846977 SUB 20K INCOMING

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:57:24 2020 No.17847142 >>17842955 This is the peak of the board I think, I don't know if it's worth visting anymore now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:59:09 2020 No.17847235 >>17842955 nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:00:30 2020 No.17847291 >>17845447 I’m legit going to vomit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:02:45 2020 No.17847384 >>17845447 Yo what

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:03:57 2020 No.17847438 >>17842955 Alive just in time to browse dank memes like this

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:10:04 2020 No.17847738 I'M FREEEEEEEEEE FREEEEEEEEEEE FALLIN'

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:16:17 2020 No.17848015 >>17842955 im giggling like a moron while everything around me crumbles. Nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:18:01 2020 No.17848091 >>17843071 gay as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:30:08 2020 No.17848602 >>17842955 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:31:11 2020 No.17848642 File: 2.63 MB, 699x4932, 1584367514253.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17842955

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:32:31 2020 No.17848692 >>17842955 lol United Airlines dropped 20% this morning jesus I want to throw money in now but I know it'll only get worse and rather than make 3X the profit

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:32:37 2020 No.17848694 >>17848642 ABSOLUTELY BASED

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:39:10 2020 No.17848963 File: 236 KB, 773x1000, Hitler did nothing wrong.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17848642 Now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:40:01 2020 No.17848997 >>17844135 HERBERT HOOVER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rmlDHktgkI

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:42:23 2020 No.17849102 >>17842955 checked it's about damn time we saw a truly good meme from /biz/, it's been too long

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:44:02 2020 No.17849168 >>17848642 a masterpiece of art

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:49:56 2020 No.17849397 File: 10 KB, 250x240, 1512722025089s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17842955 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:51:47 2020 No.17849471 File: 35 KB, 379x281, 1580941591907.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17848642

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:59:34 2020 No.17849732 >>17842955 this is peak meta-modernist artwork

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:10:24 2020 No.17850082 File: 80 KB, 1024x1024, atoast.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17841259 >>17841371 >>17842955 >>17848642 >>17848963 best thread on 4chan right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:13:08 2020 No.17850160 As a broke ass eastern eu shitter this is the best day of my life yet. Watching you rich cunts suffer makes me want to kill myself less

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:17:35 2020 No.17850304 >>17850160 seething poor fag lmao. this is only an opportunity for us to make even more money

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:19:17 2020 No.17850369 File: 29 KB, 600x315, world_burns.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17842955 The memes. The world burns, we laugh. What a time to be alive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:33:54 2020 No.17850854 >>17841259 The bottom is in. get back in the winnebago boys BUY BUY BUBY

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:46:24 2020 No.17851208 File: 26 KB, 379x214, 1267268144448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>17848642 >just got into buying stocks >buying up discount stocks >boomers flipping shit >glorious memeing Today is a good day

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