/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17809744
Did you make this? It's bad

>>17809744
I honestly don't get the TP hoarding thing. Does coronavirus make you shit a lot? Do people seriously use that much TP?

>>17809744
tp companies will never be able to keep up with increased demand from indefinite worldwide quarantine. short toilet paper immediately

>>17809840
quarantine, retard

>>17809744
a roll per day?
what kind of liquid shits does that person drop?

>>17809896

Nah. 2 weeks of toilet paper is not 2 giant packs of 36 rolls per. Maybe if you have 7 children or some shit, but otherwise no, it's reckless panic buying from NPCs. Here in Australia, a minority of chinks are hoarding to sell elsewhere, but most of the whites are just needlessly terrified and have entered the "me and mine before any for you" stage prematurely. Stores have banned refunds on TP as people are regretting having purchased so much after realizing in hindsight they're taking part in a tribe-like tard rush for no reason.

>>17809983

And two packs x 36 is still smalltime. There are big families getting their kids to buy one each so then can rort the limit per customer rule. They'll hoard up 10-20 of them across a couple supermarkets, per family. Not to mention they're constantly exposing themselves to crowds in tight spaces trying to grab an extra roll meaning they're more likely to get the thing they're afraid of anyway.

You would have to be taking a shit every 5 minutes.

>>17809744
Based, checked, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HhhhgonnaPOOOP

who here /bidet/ ?

>>17810145
This might be why I don't get the TP hoarding thing. Wife and I have been using bidets for years. I only use enough TP to prevent breaking through. It also increases your expectation of cleanliness down there. Can't stand having to shit out of the house.

>>17809744
Shit Ticket (SHT) - The first ever TP backed crypto

Get your ticket to the Moon anons

We have officially released the first ever TP backed crypto currency.

With the rising costs and demand of toilet paper we decided to release the first backed ERC20 - Shit Ticket

The first batch of tokens have been minted. 12,750 SHT

These are premium 2 ply tickets. Total of 30 rolls, each with 425 tickets.

Each time we aquire more real toilet paper, we will mint more tokens. Up to a maximum of 1,275,000.

The existing 12,750 SHT are currently backed by real TP holdings.

Working on logistics for anyone wanting to claim their real TP for Shit Tickets.

Zero decimal places, because who wants to share a sheet.

Airdrops will start soon

Join the discord

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And Telegram

@shitticket

>>17809840
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>>17811053
Does a bidet feel like a rimjob?

>>17812259
you already know the answer to that