/biz/ - Business & Finance

The sell side is so fucking thin

>>17810682
Good on you for noticing. I won't be mentioning anything else. Goodluck faggots, see you in 12 hours

namefag, i need some good news. some hopium. things are getting grim. seriously grim. the coming worldwide economic collapse, mass joblessness, family and friends potentially getting sick. having my invisible internet money get a higher valuation will help me feel better temporarily

bros I can’t take the social isolation of being a linkmarine. today at brunch I came out to my friends as a link holder. they all started crying and shaking. they asked me how I could be part of a racist alt right chaos cult with zero users that doesn’t even solve the oracle problem. I tried telling them I was gay, but they just wouldn’t listen. when I told them link would be worth 1k eoy, my non-binary friend shariq tore off their headscarf and stormed out of the gastropub with their three boyfriends. now they’re all shunning me and no one’s answering my texts about coachella. please marines what do I do

>>17810682
a dolphin could breathe on it and we'd hit 5 dollars

>>17810726
sell

>>17810674
Except it's not. It's currently tied to BTC, which is currently tied to equities, which are entering a bear market. Even if Amazon announced that chainlink will be handling all contracts for the entire company, we still wouldn't see $3 again. Considering there was a huge pump last month, this is quite possibly the worst thing you can be holding right now. We're going to go down from here. Maybe not tomorrow, or Monday, but mid-term, LINK is fucked.

>>17810745
i cant believe with a name like "chainlink", your gay pals would not accept you, im so sorry anon, but Chainlink is like the gayest thing a gay person can ever do tho. Keep your Chin up!

>>17810693
>I won't be mentioning anything else.
This is how you know this guy is a larping faggot

>>17810816
3/16 is two days from now
Sergey gets serious about his meme numbers
Strap in boys

>>17810836
There's absolutely no way that any amount of news brings us out of this crash. It's going to take months, possibly years.

>>17810816
Go back

>>17810858