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17809314 No.17809314 [Reply] [Original]

TSLA to the moon!!!

>> No.17809328

>tfw I made this comparison days ago
Elon is smart as fuck it turns out.

>> No.17809332

How is he allowed to just spout facts like that with nooooo repercussions!

>> No.17809339

>>17809314
>car company boss: driving cars is really dangerous

>> No.17809340

>>17809314
>Admit driving a Tesla is more dangerous than rona virus.
Remind me why this guy is a """genius""" again?

>> No.17809346

>>17809314
hes right

>> No.17809353

>>17809314
Yeah I will not buy a tesla now

>> No.17809389

>>17809340
Because his company is the one that will probably have the best self-driving cars in the end anyways, mostly due to tesla's explosive growth

>> No.17809404

>>17809314
Yeah and the scariest part is car deaths are increasing exponentially.

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>>17809314
>>17809339
>>17809340
>>17809346
>2-4% of 66-75% of the entire US population will die in 3-6 months
>this is the same as car crashes

>> No.17809414

and it turns out, he's correct:
https://www.tesladeaths.com/

>> No.17809437

>>17809410
nice self-portrait mongoloidanon.

>> No.17809451
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>>17809314
> Daddy Elon says coronavirus isn't dangerous
Obviously. The death rate is like 2%, or maybe even less, and everyone in those 2% are ancient boomers. This is 100% manufactured panic

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>>17809410
>>2-4% of 66-75% of the entire US population will die in 3-6 months
>source: the (((media))) because I suck my crush’s boyfriend’s cock

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>>17809414
Kek

>> No.17809507

>>17809478
Fuck off back to pol FSB operative

>> No.17809510

>>17809314
>inadvertently FUDs his own car company
big oof

>> No.17809541

>>17809507
>Fuck off back to pol FSB operative
>because pol is definitely not hyping up the virus with /cvg/
You’re even dumber than I thought, panicfag.

>> No.17809560

>>17809451
This. First russia, then pissgate, then impeachment. People are buying the new demonrat line?

Im not.

>> No.17809575

>>17809488
lmao

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>>17809560
>definitely not manufactured at all goy. Buy toilet papers and be good goys!

>> No.17809640

It's just pr. A while ago he openly asked how to get people riled up for a moon base. Then he does shit like "my child can determine its gender" (kek), now he says shit like this. If you have your own mind, you're not influenced by him.

>> No.17809664

>>17809488
>leaves
>fall
Poetry

>> No.17809685

>>17809410
source on those stats: anon's unclean arse because he ran out of tp

>> No.17809709

>>17809488
he paid off government regulators so Tesla wouldn't get a recall for unintended acceleration. there was someone who died several months ago because a negro woman was using the autopilot and the Tesla just sped through a crosswalk. completely swept under the rug, i don't even remember keywords to look it up. happened somewhere in northern california.

>> No.17809721

>>17809314
Sounds like he doesnt want to give wagies time off

>> No.17809749

i'm not one of these TSLAQ perma-bears but at least i recognize the real data about tesla crashes. out of all e-vehicles, teslas crash and catch fire the most. it's fucking funny because it's all NPC consoomers who are driving them anyway. even a 2-4% rate of crash/burn is bad for a car if you sell millions globally. i have never heard of a nissan leaf catching fire or accelerating. and yeah i hate nissan too.

>> No.17809764

>>17809410
know how i know youre from reddit? because youre a faggot.

>> No.17809765

>>17809314
He's right but it's also a fucking retarded statement.
It's like saying you have more likelihood dieing playing Russian Roulette than barebacking a fag with HIV. Still doesn't mean you shouldn't use precautions such as not fucking people with HIV.
>>17809340
because he bought out a startup with a small distribution network and manufacturing capacity and has managed to bring it up to a market cap higher than GM.
GM with a proven distribution network and more capacity can't up their market cap! How is that not financial genius?
He's pretty much an alchemist, a real life magician or sorcerer who can conjure billions of dollars out of thin air.

>> No.17809769

>>17809389
NPC. this is marketing.

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>>17809314

>> No.17809883

>>17809451
The problem isn't the death rate. The problem is its infectivity couple with the fact that it hospitalizes about 10% of the people that get it. When the hospital beds fill up people will die from not being able to receive treatment for "more urgent" issues like car crashes, heart attacks, and strokes. Slowing the outbreak is necessary to prevent collapse of healthcare systems.

>> No.17809884

>>17809314
Yeah but he's also a dipshit boomer who's had jews hold his hand without even realizing it. So there's that.

>> No.17810368

>>17809451
>>17809560
You fucking retards, we have literally no idea whatsoever what the death rate will be given that people aren't developing immunity and instead might catch the disease multiple times. Conspiracytards are so fucking infuriating.

>> No.17810471

>>17810368
>Conspiracytards are so fucking infuriating.
You’re the one spreading conspiracies that the world is ending. Fuck off back to /cvg

>> No.17810486

>>17809339
that's why he is making self driving cars

>> No.17810562

>>17809340
what have you built? please show us

>> No.17810631

People saying this shit are exposing themselves as lacking any common sense.
It's like being at the base of a mountain with an avalanche hurtling towards you and saying "Avalanche? What avalanche? It hasn't killed anyone yet"